i want to marry tomoko edition
>>60518448
irish people dont trill their r's lad. english and irish are basically the only european languages that dont and irish accents have kept this feature.
cara
hi how are you
Niggers aren't even real people
>>60517392
REAL NEW
i need the cold out transcript lads
>>60518508
alri
>Niggers aren't even real people
>People aren't even real niggas
>>60518502
so yeah when doing an irish accent always do a soft, but rhotic, r. dont ever drop it like english people do that never happens.
>>60518570
>real niggas
WHO TF UP
>>60518581
real nigga hours here in america
first thing I'll do if I ever get a girl naked is put her on her knees and slap my dick on her face a couple of times like they do in porn
DIM GWERTH RHECH DAFAD
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>>60518625
what does this mean pierre
>>60518570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5pRW7utttw
>>60518631
This is Welshfish bait, James.
>>60518581
3:06 AM
Real talk, only real niggas up now. Ya heard?
what the fuck
>>60518719
I hope my dick is durable
>>60518719
hmmm makes u think
>>60518508
Tired but I don't go in to work until 5pm so I can fuck around a bit.
You are voting to leave the EU right anon?
>>60518719
Delete this.
No, seriously. Delete it.
Looked at my account summary today
Apparently I only spend $400 a month, I'm a bloody jew haha
>>60518719
Reminds me of that Red Bull ad.
Yanks, what is better, Ben & Jerry's or Swensens?
>>60518789
F R U G A L
R
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>>60518789
most of my money goes to food and piss hahahaha
>>60518801
Ben & Jerry's
it's better and more popular
>>60518789
good lad
wasting money is for braindead normies
REAL OFFICE HOURS
>>60518821
Cheers lad
>>60518826
>looks at flag
ah yes, very impressive
>>60518829
post dick
>>60518753
same
>>60518754
indeed
>>60518784
i wish id never seen it
>>60518790
havent watched ads regularly since 2008
>>60518719
He can probably smell her pink flower from that distance
gonna piss then go to sleep
>Pass me those all important lie detector results
>Before we did the test, thailad admitted that he had had sex with 3 ladyboys in he past, so we altered the questions
>We asked thailad "Apart from the 3 ladyboys your "girlfriend" knows about, have you had sex with any others?" he said no, why'd you say no?
>Because I was telling the truth
>Test says you're a liar pal
>>60518861
This ad was out in 2008 IIRC.
>>60518829
>>60518887
PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
>>60518801
Never had swensens. Ben and Jerrys is pretty good though. Blue Bell is my favorite tho.
BIRDKEKS FUCK OFF
>>60518904
doubt id remember a red bull ad from them
well good night
warm out
chicago weather
>>60518910
What kind of hardwood floor is that? Bamboo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbAXeaLv36o
>>60518922
Swensens is everywhere here, it's really good imo. I ask because they're starting to open Ben & Jerry's branches here and was wondering if it was worth a try as the closet one will be slightly out of the way.
>>60518937
that isn't even close to bamboo, fuckhead
it is industrial wood flooring stained and varnished a certain colour and nothing more
>>60518940
so brave x
>>60518937
Yeah, why not?
>>60518951
It's worth a try. Different texture than most ice cream. Really chunky, some are find of it.
>>60518869
She's a massive NEET
He could probably smell it from the next room over
>>60518940
She tried to top herself because she thought she wouldn't be successful... bit odd that.
>>60518958
Okay supreme carpenter dickhole.
>>60518972
alri sold, will be mental on opening day, they're handing out free cones.
When Krispy Kremes opened people were queued around the block even without freebies.
Probably give it a week or so
>>60518996
there aren't knots in bamboo anyway you fucking nigger
>>60518940
if she was fat and ugly this video wouldn't get even 10 views
>>60518995
She has another video full of her anorexia pictures, she's obviously mental
>>60518975
>tfw no stinky unwashed NEET fanny to smell
>>60518940
Picture is literally me.
look at this fucking dog
>>60519097
Yep, that's a Rottweiler.
every single poll i've seen, even from the fucking Guardian, has said that Farage won.
i think he may have won it for us lads, even with the somalian audience racebaiting whenever they could.
>>60519097
ok now what
>>60519097
I've seen this dog three or four times now and it's still a great dog.
10/10 dog
Muslim status: TRIGGERED
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>Molyneux and Sargon
alri thailad
>Getting my
alri
>>60519180
alri
I'm on vacation in usa
>>60519195
wat
>>60518502
>irish accents have kept this feature.
The 'r's of Irish are not generally used in Hiberno-English and it's one of the most obvious ways of showing you're not a native speaker. Only the influence of English has lead to English r's appearing in Irish.
>>60519222
Marriage proposal. She knocked the ring out of his hand on accident.
FANNY INSPECTOR
Yep, that's a fanny. Move along miss
>>60519195
« Une demande en mariage qui tombe à l'eau »
>>60519222
Looked like he was proposing, she jokingly hit his hand and he dropped the ring
>>60519233
Oh right.. thanks Bruce
>>60519243
Oh my god
>>60518995
>now she has to have the tips of her fingers amputated because they went black
>>60519151
Thought about getting a prescription. Are there any side effects?
>>60519233
maybe dont do that sort of thing on a fucking boat holy shit
doing a listen to Willie Nelson
GOAT when you're hungover
>>60519281
Hi hungover I'm Ed LOL!
Being gangstalked lads
help me
>>60519265
>Are there any side effects
you'll turn into a sanctimonious '''alt''' right cunt
>>60519281
>tfw living miles away from Willie Nelson
Based cowboy grand-uncle
>>60519306
Sixth time this week
Wearing a boards of Canada shirt while I listen to boards of Canada lads
me: *3d prints a girlfriend* hey baby
3d girlfriend: *3d prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend
>>60519306
Are they black, if so act open your arms wide and make yourself look aggressive
>>60519265
yes
you become redpilled and see the world as you never have before.
>>60519302
hehe ty men
>>60519243
>>60519233
That's the worst fucking proposal ever. At least it's a setup for that Specsavers ad.
>>60519316
I live miles away from Willie Nelson too
>>60519306
Face them and recite poetry? In a pinch, nursery ryhmes will do.
>>60518490
she aint no human being lol
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wu9VJsa.jpg "original[1].jpg")
So lads, on a scale of 1 to 10, how concerned are you about the state of the alternative medicine industry in this country?
>>60519364
Is this how the French defuse a situation?
>>60519324
Haha, that's funny.
>>60519376
About a 6
It can always be improved but I think it's in a good place right now
Why are North Americans so aggressive and hateful on here?
>>60519356
This one m8?
>>60519376
Do you have it as bad as we do? We literally have alternative medicine shops and people killing their kids by accident.
>>60519376
I don't think he really meant "Alternative" medicine, just rival pharmaceutical companies.
>>60519396
Because they're tired and grumpy when Britposters are on en masse.
It's way past their bedtime.
>>60519407
My bad
>>60519404
All of them
It might be like 4,000 miles but still
>>60519377
It's a good plan, confusing the enemy can be as important as fighting them.
>>60518454
>i want to marry tomoko edition
for fuck's sake, who fucking doesn't.
Lads the date has been finalised for tomorrow evening
Going to grab drinks which should be fun.
>>60519377
Not by the book, but why not? Confusion is a powerful thing.
just wanked
feel much better now ngl
>>60519421
What? referring to the "debate" lad
>>60519440
>>60519468
tbf, I can't imagine still wanting to punch somebody whom has compared you to a summer's day.
>>60519460
very good
where are you going? i'll "recognise" you in the bar and thank you for saving my wife's son from getting hit by a car
>>60519468
I got really confused by a dessert the other day
It was a misconstrudel
>>60519406
sometimes but the advertising is very heavily regulated here compared to the US. If you cannot prove it, you can't write it down as part of advertising without heavy visible caveats. You get health food shops like holland and barrett that sell hundreds of different vitamins, minerals, drinks, herbal medicines etc. mostly coming from China but actual horror story "cancer cures" are rarer. Though today Noel Edmonds a tv presenter did tweet something about some electro cure for everything , he is already being investigated.
>>60519496
Top strudel.
>>60519484
Probably some pub in newtown
Ought to be banging on a Thursday
going on jezza kyle show lads
>>60519548
you're a liar pal
>>60519511
>newtown
which part? burt, patti or matthew??
hahaha banger joke feel free to use it on her
>>60519483
>tbf, I can't imagine still wanting to punch somebody whom has compared you to a summer's day.
yep telling the aggressor how handsome they are, starting to argue about something else they have no clue what you are talking about with heavy conviction, starting to sing or tell jokes, all send the wrong subconcious signals to the enemy brain so the fight or flight beta heart juice(what beta blockers, block) is unable to kick in for them and they cant get angrier. Hopefully.
>>60519559
Haha to quote the great Pauline Hanson "please explain"
>>60519506
American adverts are like
Consult your doctor before taking Spazziprodelmoxythwate. Effects may vary. Spazziprodelmoxythwate is not guaranteed to cure your dandruff but may cause drowsiness, itchy eyes, loss of limbs, immaculate conception, discolouration of hair and testicles, anal leakage, and spontaneous human combustion.
Is there even a point to relationships lads or is the bachelor life where it's at? Love just isn't enough. I can understand now that people who manage to stay together because of love are getting fewer and fewer and they just luck out. My parents, after 35 years of marriage, decided to tell me and my brother early today that they are separating. It's not a divorce.. but really, I don't have much hope that that won't happen eventually.
>>60519557
me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMyBlYThJM
>>60519582
>Spazziprodelmoxythwate
I think i bought some of this, are you saying its not skookum?
>>60519565
A good laugh all around too. Solid plan.
>>60519586
SHELETERED
CANADIAN
SONS
>>60519586
Love isn't real
>>60519578
the aussie legends???
don't look up matthew newton though, that cunt is pure JUST status
Cant believe how many mates i dont have. I dont not have any mates just incase you were wondering
>>60519474
Did you time yourself, how long did you last?
the gf
>>60519612
I'm female
Please be my friend
any good podcasts lads
havent discovered a new one I really like in ages
>>60519628
*Scorns you condescendingly as you don't exclusively watch the ABC or SBS*
What sayeth you, swill upon swine?
>>60519670
i dont really watch tv desu
the only shows i watch on tv are "have you been paying attention" and rake desu
>>60519643
like two minutes? i try to finish it as fast as possible, i dont it for pleasure but just for getting that damn testosterone off my body.. feel much more relaxed now
Every comment section on every Brexit Youtube video seems to be full of "LEAVE!!" even the pro EU ones.
So that's nice.
That was a concerning 15 minutes.
ah good the runts have fixed the computer, I shall microwave slightly less of them in punishment now
test
When 4chan goes down it takes me like 5 minutes of refreshing to realise.
bit sad that
>2016
>not being a defeatist
Keep up the pointless struggle please. Never give up!
test
*whips up the runts*
Squeal! SQUEAL
>had to browse the rest of 4chan to pass the time
>remember this happened
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465232357942.webm
>>60519718
It was the same with the Scottish referendum, all the butthurt nationalists spammed social media with leave stuff and it all evaporated on the big day.
test post
Doing a think about death, lads.
>>60519904
Did not open this. I know your games.
Just realised lads, if we leave does that mean we get an independence day?
>>60519938
Probably not an official one but I'm sure some will have a similar idea.
>>60519904
What the fuck is that?
>>60519904
Would be scary as fuck being near that.
Here's another video that's even closer. (Volume warning)
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>>60519964
kpop
>>60519964
some chemical factory in china that blew up a few months ago
hello
>>60519954
How should we celebrate? I'd say like a sunday roast or something quintessentially British but it'll be end of june
BBQ?
>>60519977
>>60519981
Same thing tbqh
>>60519992
It'll probably just be another excuse to get plastered desu.
>>60519976
did they survive?
>>60519991
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465321440936.webm
>>60520004
if you listen closely you can almost hear the high pitched screams
>>60519981
I thought it was a fireworks warehouse?
>>60519976
Almost did a poo desu
Spooky stuff
>>60520019
>matey reaching out and licking his fingers
bit grim that
>>60520026
it was some sort of factory illegally storing a shit load of hydrogen cyanide
ah yes, sunny spells
going to watch the farage v cameron debate.
hope are nige belted the living suitcases out of dodgy dave
>>60520026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Tianjin_explosions#Cause
>>60520071
wasnt even a debate
>>60520071
it was a full fledged assault onto nige, he barely held his ground lad.
>>60520066
I only do love spells though.
>>60520079
>>60520061
Ah right. Cheers lads.
>>60520045
Wonder what it tasted like
>>60520122
Piss
>>60520096
dont like this one bit at all
>>60520129
never would have guessed
>>60520129
What does piss taste like
>>60520071
Got some bad news for you m8.
>>60520146
Like a less-watered down version of American beer
>>60520146
Like your hungover mouth the morning after electing Shillary?
>>60520163
Ahh
I'll have to try piss some time
>>60520019
>not giving her privacy while she's going to the toilet
bit rude 2bh
![Cf96KwdWIAEpdSS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BHSxomb.jpg "Cf96KwdWIAEpdSS[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg
ah yes very impressive
>>60520179
it's grim desu
not even an acquired taste, just unpleasant
unless it's heavily diluted
>CLINTON OR TRUMP
>>60520146
If I was to guess, I'd say that girl wee tastes like cream soda
>>60519108
wew
>>60518506
this 2bh
Just won an internet argument on Reddit, wahey.
need an excuse to go outside
>>60520179
>I'll have to try piss some time
Be sure to go for the first draught of the day, it has deeper flavours (^:
>>60520210
If you like dry white wine, you'll like piss
>>60520222
absolutely horrifying.
would pick johnson
Why do these girls think I'm going to respond lmao
>>60520208
Why is that impressive? Is it his extensive extrapolation?
>>60520289
sup tim
>>60520289
alri Tim
Tim Tim, nice but dim
hahaha fuck off Tim
>>60520257
Go buy a postcard to send to a distant relative.
>>60520289
Still wearing thin socks lad?
>>60520289
how's it going tim
>>60520309
Was just about to post mine but it was a duplicate file
>>60520311
Good mate how about you
>>60520289
hey there Timmy boy
>>60520289
I swear to fucking god tim
TINY
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>>60520295
we're regularly told it's only .001% or some absurdly small number who are radical.
that simply isn't the case.
EY TIMMY BOY HAHA
>right give me those results
>how many people in this thread think Lisicki is not a virgin? put your hand in the air - truthfully
>not a single one pal
*opens envelope and holds it at arms length to read*
>before the test Lisicki revealed to us that he had not in fact lost his virginity during freshers week as he previously claimed and so we altered the question
>we asked Lisicki: are you still a virgin, emphasis on the still there
>he said no why'd you say no?
>doxxable information desu la
>test says you're a liar pal
>>60520346
I don't don't hear that regularly desu.
plans for lunch, lads?
>>60520406
Whatever mummy's cooking
>>60520363
this is a dreadful gimmick
>>60520289
alri tim how's tam haha
>>60520406
some banana on bread probably
>>60520434
fuck off lisicki
its great
>>60520406
Are those prunes?
Do you think you'll live to see London turn into an island-spanning arcology /brit/?
Girlfriend Jn hua nam. What the f? No way
The moon her lael is the only way ~ honey dog lol
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>>60520375
you probably dont read the mail online, reddit or other edgelords favourites. It will be localised to the browsing habits of the anonboy you are talking to.
>>60520289
doxxed
>>60520406
>cigarettes
dropped
>>60520434
alri lisicki la
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING STICKY
islam: proof that our species has failed to evolve
>>60520465
really makes you think
>>60520514
terrific post
>go to someones house
>really, really need to poo
>go to their toilet
>have massive shit
>block their toilet
>you can't unblock it
>IT'S A FIT BIRD
Can you imagine how bad this would be
It's proper cruel to keep mongs in homes rather than putting them down at birth desu. Not even being ironic.
What is it about University that turns certain people into massive gimps.
There is one guy I went to school with who always posts selfies of him with other people (usually the same people) throughout his night CONSTANTLY. EVERY SINGLE DAY.
He has the same facial expression in every single photo, he honestly looks dead inside. His face never changes.
Yesterday he posted a video on snapchat of a bunch of people in a room where one girl shouted 'Spartans, what is your proffession!' And then everyone got up and started shouting 'OW! OW! OW!'
Do any of you go to Swansea University by the way?
me and the misses last night for this sems college gala
>>60520507
*licks your inner thigh*
>>60520514
Wonder what Tim would say to that
>>60520514
You misspelled "Scotland" m8
>>60520459
Nah, ancho chillis, I think.
>>60520465
Ah, yes. I see. We'll be needing about 7 then.
Well anyway, give Sarah my regards.
>>60520560
doing well for himself that lad
>>60520538
Do you think the only point of living is to contribute to society?
>>60520560
TOFFS OUT
>>60520560
Me on the left
>>60520533
I've done it before
the smell lad
finally got it unblocked and scrubbed it but it took a while, no doubt people heard me flushing 4 times and I heard someone go in straight after
I don't speak to her any more
>>60520533
ever seen dumb and dumber?
>>60520533
Literally who the fuck blocks a toilet with a poo? Do you have little sissy toilets or do you have some sort of bowel disorder?
>>60520550
>Swansea university
Nah, I'm not daft la'
>>60520550
>'Spartans, what is your proffession!' And then everyone got up and started shouting 'OW! OW! OW!'
oh wow
I go to uni but we are no where near as bad as those melts, and I go to a proper ladbible uni
I've got mates who go to swansea but it's shit
>>60520550
Gained some mild amusement from this post.
>>60520603
I don't go there. Selfie lad does. I would imagine everyone knows him by now.
>>60520584
yeah ta mate
>>60520586
*with a voice that screams 'i played in the 1st XV' and rowed in the 1st VIII*
'scuse me, champ?
>>60520585
Nah but I doubt the really mongy can ever experience happiness
