/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
Runescape edition
crayon pop
cara
Run/escape
Me irl rn
>>60521163
Does she even have knickers on?
Comfiest song is newbie melody
Is K-pop even any good?
>>60521467
>not sea shanty 2
Tell my man shut up
>>60521289
literally me irl
>>60521612
depends what you listen to
Need suicide motivation
really enjoyed that webm thailad but it's the pineal gland that gets calcified not the third eye
>>60521155
DONT DO THIS TO ME
Right then, which one of you jeb ends wants to get sparkod??
desklad is a dirty pikey
>>60523951
>>60521289
>>60521253
All outdated 2bh it's all about benzos and precription drugs now and study drugs
>>60521253
>>60521289
>>60523951
more like this
https://youtu.be/C7Qo2QZ8NE8?list=PL2CD9D6BAC4D8475E
>>60524006
the wavey garms one is still relevant
>>60524043
Nah, NoS just got banned
Plz post slags
>>60524059
Who are these 2 semen demons?
Post more.
the lsd is dissolving under my tongue now lads
wish me luck
any music recommendations
>doing drugs
oh dear oh dear, will hate to be you in a few years time
>>60524090
Dont need to let LSD dissolve under your tongue just swallow it
>>60521253
>>60521289
>>60523951
these are gold desu
>>60524060
>NoS just got banned
No it didn't. Unless you go into the shop and get balloons at the same time and tell the shopkeeper how cunted you are
Kyary
>>60524090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emDEFtJIjy0
>>60524095
you're making me anxious now 2bh
just want to open the third eye
>>60524107
done
>>60524090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8VG6HUimsQ
funniest shit going when you're tripping
other than that depends what you like normally
>Dear Anon,
>RE: Application for Graduate meme consultant
>Thank you for your application and for >completing the on-line assessments.
>We are pleased to inform you that your >application has passed the second stage of >our recruitment process. Your application will >now be sent to the offices which match your >requirements; if your application is selected for >interview we will be in contact to discuss this >opportunity with you.
>Please note different areas of the business >have different deadlines, and therefore it may >be a period of time before we are able to give >you a final decision.
>In the meantime to keep up to date with >memeco ltd. follow us on Linkedin or Twitter >or like us on Facebook.
>If you have any queries or are no longer >looking for a position please email us at >[email protected]
>Thank you for your patience
>Kind regards,
>Graduate Recruitment Team
Strange feeling lads. Think it might be hope.
>>60524153
LSD Is fine, I am talking about the benzo mongs. They will regret it all when they have to withdraw.
>>60524141
>A Guy Called Gerald
Best legal high lads?
>>60524166
Enjoyed the cute bird but didn't read a word of this
>>60524153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ix9yfoDHJw
Listen to this to calm down
>>60524201
cheeseballs up the shitter
>>60524195
That's why you don't get addicted, nob head.
>>60524201
Phenibut 4 grams with 100mg 3fpm snorted
>>60524201
pineal decalcification
>>60524201
Jenkem
>>60524208
Sounds like the music they put on Chinese restaurants.
>>60524208
this is nice and soothing thank you
>>60524201
my penis :)
>>60524226
Simple! Stupid addicts
>>60524201
poo
IN:
> niggas
OUT:
> thots
>>60524270
Your third eye status: melted shut with thermite
I've decided lads.
I'm voting out.
is the 1 blotter of 1p lsd enough for a first time though lads, only have 5 should I take more or save them
>>60524330
do it all, you can always throw it up if it's too strong
>-Do not consume any beverage containing chlorine a short time before, and for a short time after dropping. LSD is a fragile organic chemical that will break down quickly and easily in the presence of chlorine, leading to a weak or nonexistent trip. -If you are new to LSD only try one tab of any batch the first time you do it. You can occasionally be surprised at the strength, and until you're experienced enough to randomly dose, I would highly suggest caution.
shit lads I drank botteld water before and after with chlorine in it , did I fuck myself completely??
>>60524215
>>60524241
>>60524243
decent posts
>>60524256
>>60524279
>>60524299
Didn't even smile
>>60524059
Boobs look phenomenonal
>>60524330
yeah should be enough for your first time, assuming they were 100ug each.
Like that we're recycling this thread. Very good for the environment.
>>60524330
it's probably wise to not overdo it
>>60524090
The Orbs Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld is my first choice tripping album
Close the curtains get the headphones on in about 90 mins
@60524360
>6 (You)s
i win :)
>>60524304
This is how you open your "third eye":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUYtRB47npg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsPuV8hSAgA
want to get stoned but I'm working at 6
>>60524162
this is fucking brilliant.
>>60524330
Take two. One tab isn't nearly enough. Even for a first tiem
bold opinion: peaches>oranges
Hope I get this interview, lads.
Maybe I could get a real job, and become a normie.
>>60524195
LSD is awful for your mental health
Do you pee standing up in Britain like we do here?
I PLAY MY "SEAL THIRD EYE" MAGIC CARD
THIS MAGIC CARD ALLOWS ME TO SEAL YOUR THIRD EYE, TURNING YOU INTO A BENZO-ADDICTED NEET VIRGIN WHO DRINKS TAP WATER FOR 3 TURNS
YOUR MOVE.
>>60524429
counter opinion: peach flavour > orange flavour, but oranges > peaches
>>60524451
Nice try reptile, I'm onto your tricks
>>60524403
Nah mate. Prepare to be closer to thy God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRwhkBAeheM
>>60524451
are you speaking from experience?
>>60524472
ok you win :)
>>60524358
>did I fuck myself completely??
no, stop pranging out you melon
>>60524428
Think I'll take one this time try two next time
>>60524454
No, the government outlawed urination in 1978.
Now we excrete all our waste as a compact glowing pellet twice a month.
i have literally never eaten a peach
who /breathing/ here?
>watch a couple 50 cent music videos on Youtube
>few hours later
>email from Netflix
>here's a film you might like
>50 cent film
>mfw
STOP WATCHING ME
>>60524609
serves you right for having shit taste in music you nigger
>>60524090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp257b5APOg
>>60524482
Taken it 25 ish times including a 1200ug al-lad trip last year
>serves you right for having shit taste in music you nigger
>>60524631
VERY problematic post
>>60524654
>1200ug
explains a great deal
>>60524609
>book a flight on the airlines website after using Skyscanner to assess the options
>Facebook advert about flights to the same location the next day
1082 films on the external drive lads.
>>60524654
>1200ug
you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
>>60524703
Yes I'm a fucking mong
My oh my.
Looks like my worm farm is growing extremely well.
>in India there is a statue of Jesus where water was mysteriously dripping from its toes. Worshipers would collect and sometimes drink the 'holy water'. A man traced the source of the water to a clogged toilet behind the wall condensing on the statue. He had to flee the country as a result.
POO
>>60524654
>1200ug
ballsy
was it fun?
>>60524141
this is alright
>>60524162
dunno what to make of this
>>60524208
like this
>>60524398
this is nice as well
>>60524647
like this one
30 minutes later lads and aside from feeling randomly happier not seeing much
should i go for a walk?
>>60524763
Ahh yes, very good.
>>60524784
Probably both the funniest and scariest night of my life
>>60524609
>He listens to nigger music
>>60524797
no, stay put until it kicks in
>>60524797
>should i go for a walk?
sit tight for a bit
it should take about an hour to kick in but it comes up very quickly, if you're outside it might freak you out a bit
It's a lot more intense than an MD comeup IMO
Saw a girl yesterday who legit looked like a Barbie doll. It was weird as fuck.
She was incredibly skinny too.
>>60524654
Perhaps you went overboard? I f*cked myself over by not leaving enough time in between my trips and had lasting (negative) effects for a few months, sometimes even tripping 3 days in a row; but I would think for most healthy adults, taking psychedelics once every few months wouldn't be bad for your mental health.
I feel perfectly normal now, 2 years after my last trip and ceasing all drug use but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone haha
>>60524797
here, have more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE
>>60524910
starting to like this amazonian women
>>60524940
shes tasty tbf
Strongest trip I ever had was 15grams of magic mushrooms
>>60524910
NIAMH
I
A
M
H
Looking to shut my third eye. What's the best method?
>>60525012
get a gf
>>60525012
Looking to shut it?
It's already super-glued tight mate.
>>60525012
keeping up with the kardashians
>>60524994
Were you not violently sick?
>>60524797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbRwV0T0AQ&list=PLBYdwDXoN2EOs6mg2tK7oC5Sl5pN0hAz8&index=3
This sent me into a deep state of thought
>>60524994
I was going to candyflip at a day festival last weekend, but I had to sort out my mates' MD and they were late so we missed half the festival. Was a bit annoying
>>60525036
I can't handle the anticipation
>>60525050
No I have an iron gut. weirdest hallucination I had was seeing star re-arrange themselves into the shape of my face smiling at me and then felt my body get shot up into the stars
ah yes
lads is there any of you normie enough to be able to pull niamh and her friend
serious replies only
listened to dark side of the moon that was nice
still not feeling much except a bit of happiness and euphoria (tips)
>>60524895
this feels good
>>60525052
will give this a go
>>60524879
would a blotter every week be a bad idea if i was to take mdma for the first time after this in a few days would that be a bad idea
>there had been 110 ambulance call-outs to his main warehouse site in just over three years as workers suffered chest pains, stroke, injury, and five births or miscarriages – including one woman delivering her baby in the toilet
If the EU protects workers rights, why is Mike Ashley under investigation by MPs for his treatment of his workers?
>>60525143
>still not feeling much except a bit of happiness and euphoria (tips)
meditate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPpUNAFHgxM
Neighbour's got the union flag attached to flag pole. Thing is, the flag's upside down. It's hurting my autism and my patriotism. Should I go round and inform him?
>>60525143
>would a blotter every week be a bad idea
yes
>if i was to take mdma for the first time after this in a few days
You'd be fine, might have a weaker ping but it's your first time so the particulars wouldn't really matter
卐
Genuinely reckon I would've shot up my uni by now if guns were legal in the UK
Might as well go out on a high
>>60525143
i'd give it at least 2 weeks just for tolerance, it's up to you to decide when you're ready to trip again but i'd recommend giving it like a month it's not too taxing on your mind.
>>60525179
It's your duty
look at this fucking dog
>>60525217
I'm telling the bobby's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE6tYXPRdo8
my best days are so far behind me ffs
>>60525251
If it's not a mirror then I don't know what to do with myself any more
almost lads
>>60525249
ok i looked now what
>>60525137
Can I marry one of you?
Is it just me that thought the "debate" was a waste of time?
first of all it wasn't even a debate. How can you call it a debate when the two people weren't even on the same stage to refute each other's points?
Secondly it was such a stitch up. Farage's section was greeted my constant interruptions from the host, constant interruptions from the audience. The questions were mostly personal attacks on farage. I thought it was an EU debate, not the Farage/UKIP policies. It was like a repeat of the general election.
In Cameron's half, I don't think I heard the host once, the audience were largely silent while Cameron had like 5 minutes at a time to answer his questions uninterrupted bar the odd lame attempt to talk back from one or two people.
I love farage and everything he says, but the stitch up just made him look rattled and prickly.
Still fucking fuming about the whole thing
*likes everyone's posts in this thread* :P
>>60525231
so it's not too taxing on your mind*
>>60525251
stop turning the page you tosspot
>Boaty McBoatface
>>60525251
I have a feeling you're not going to turn the page
>>60525334
>Reddit McRedditface
>>60525334
ah yes that was slightly amusing about a month ago now fuck off
>>60525334
aha
love it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60525356
>>60525370
good posts
>>60525370
>slightly amusing
yeah if you're 12 years old and or reddit
this is some good sprite art tbqhwyl
Which one of you fucking JEB ENDS is first??
>>60525413
cheers
>>60525322
you're right, it's not fair on poor grover, I'll stop
>>60525398
>waaah everything i don't like is reddit
grow up
>>60525413
you're welcome
>>60525419
>that tie
look at this absolute wally
>>60525137
yeah. I'll eat their arseholes
>>60525423
walk on your utter bellsniff
TURN THE FUCKING PAGE YOU SHIT
>>60525430
>>60525453
benders
>>60525419
Me on the left
The monster is grover himself
>grow up
>when you shitpost and just sit watching the replies
new Joddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKDMHW7pP1g
>>60525419
Is this a potato cam?
>>60521155
Cannot comprehend people like NightmareRH who have been playing this game for literally a decade straight and still aren't bored
Must be on some lowkey big boi RWT game
>>60525524
quite a racist photo Tbh
Need my daily dose of Tesco Lad tBh
>>60525500
Blonde? Can I marry you? I am serious.
>>60525531
Her videos used to show up constantly in my recommendation when she do did accent lessons and then out of nowhere she started making anti immigrant videos.
>>60525531
i called her a slag in the comments section on one video and she deleted it what a fucking bitch. also does she fuck pakis as alleged by some other commenters?
Just registered to vote lads. Remember my sacrifice when my homeland becomes a part Spain.
God save the queen.
2 days, lads
>>60525532
i heard that russians are particularly sensitive to sour things such as lemon juice. is this true?
>>60525576
we'll nuke madrid before that day comes lad
>>60525577
england has a really easy group
Read em and weep
>>60525571
she's been roached, yes
>>60525157
>if there are laws, why does crime exist?
>>60525571
she literally makes cuckold fetish vids on some pay site where she talks about fucking pakis
def not worth the youtube clicks
>>60525419
steve mclaren's son?
>>60525577
Know anywhere online that I can watch this? Haven't been following but hey watching some soccer sounds good.
>>60525571
Yeah, her current boyfriend is a Turk and she is in Turkey.
>>60525578
I heard you're not supposed to feed them after midnight
Poleaboo is requesting that you follow him on Twitter
https://twitter.com/WasimAkram_25
>>60525459
What's wrong with his tie?
>>60525618
>>60525624
how do you know this? proofs? i need to know for research purposes
>>60525577
what is this bent pixelart all about
>>60525612
Germany have been looking well recently. Honestly don't think we have a chance of beating them.
>>60525612
nah lad
>>60525578
I am not sensitive at all, but maybe some pussies are.
>>60525619
why does it
>>60525674
We could easily beat memegium
>>60525645
look how long it is hahahahah it's like not even at his belly button
it needs to be like a solid inch longer
>>60525654
don't know about the cam stuff but she does a video it's called something like "why I stopped dating British femme-boys"
>>60524090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
>>60524059
god niamh is so fit
L M A O
>>60525683
i heard that you are a pussy. is this true?
>>60525659
only thing that's gonna be bent is your fucking neck if you carry on.
watching towie
#essexLADS
WEW
putting Lego up my bum
>>60525708
I don't know what to make of this
>>60525726
MENTIONED
Wew just tanked two thirds of a bottle of wine
>>60525767
unsophisticated pleb
Doing a poo
Going to Tesco lads, what tasty things should I get?
Also, anyone want owt?
>>60525137
Do Irish birds like Uni-aged British lads? Or is being British a turn-off for the Irish?
>>60525802
based 3 quid meal deal
>>60525708
Alli is our best player so of course England's avatar would be black
>>60525753
What are you building
>>60525753
Bit gay if I am perfectly honest
my JAV torrent site is down and i'm upset
>>60525792
Not really mate this wine cost me 14 quid
>>60525531
who is this hoe?
>>60525815
white, asian or black?
ahh yes
>>60525818
kane is better than alli you fucking wank splash
>>60525694
nah lad
>>60525802
10 deck of sterling duals and an innocent smoothie ta
>>60525802
Go to Sainbury's instead and get some shortbread cookies lad
>>60525802
milk chocolate hobnobs
>>60525859
>duals
>menthol ever
get the fuck out
>>60525856
hmm are they allowed to have that many players on the field?
>>60525802
the chocolate casing of a kinder egg please
>>60525854
Alli is literally the next Hoddle i.e one of Englands greatest
>>60525754
>He speaks English with Andalusian accent
opinion: sex is meaningless without affection
>>60525137
rode them both already mate
>>60525848
White birds of course lmao
>>60525884
You're not funny
>>60525887
>one of Englands greatest is an african
oh dear
>>60525881
jog on mate weren't talking to you
fucking weapon
>>60525137
mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in carlow once
>>60525902
opinion: everything is meaningless
>>60525930
I said Hoddle was one of England's greatest players and Alli is the next Hoddle.
You absolute spoon
>>60525915
need a tissue?
>>60525913
i meant you you melt
>>60525948
really makes you think
>>60525934
FONT!!!! xD
>>60525889
most people think im from Wales m89
arse
Scared to make a new thread when we need one because I got banned for 3 days for making a thread literally 1 post before the bump limit. I have a really good edition planned
>Niamh is moving to London at the end of the year
hmm....... need to find out where irish people go in London
>why no, I do not take drugs or drink alcohol because I am not a degenerate
>>60525963
maybe to wipe you, you utter wankstain
Cx
>>60525958
So he's to become one of England's greatest players?
did the meditation
just feel happier and more looney 2bh dont have any visuals
should i go for a walk now or wait
>>60526005
fuck off degenerate
>>60525695
Thought you were going to complain about the knot
The knot is also too basic
>>60526009
you're not funny
>>60525966
English, dark hair and golden tan
>Order a new phone online 2 days ago
>Guaranteed a delivery within 2 days
>Phone still hasn't arrived
>>60526018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMWVpS0CnrA
>>60526028
need a tissue?
>>60526020
literally me
here's a pic of proof
>>60526039
top kek
good luck rasheed.
>>60526026
oh mate dont even get me started on the knot
>>60526018
i'd find something to do if i were you... go for a short walk, even do something really boring like doing the washing up or take a shower.... thing's that are usually boring don't seem so on lsd
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbPJEkmZwY
>>60526070
change the record you sponge
>>60526076
You're laughing because White people are dying out, aren't you paki?
Was very close to going to a Russell Howard show with a girl just to try and get with her a few years ago
Dodged a bullet there haha
>>60526076
Fuck off rasheed, just because White women find smelly pakis like you repulsive doesn't mean you can take it out on me.
>>60525971
What do people do in that rock all the day besides selling low-tax shit and running away from monkeys?
>>60526143
fuck off spainfag
Used to despise Australia and Australians until I started coming on here, actually want to visit now
>>60526026
He used a 4 in hand knot badly, it hasn't been tightened correctly.
>>60526009
kek
>>60526189
Don't worry Bruce your visa is only 2 years long.
>>60526189
uhmmmm
*denied*
HORRIFIC
>>60526176
Why do you care? I'm not even going all muh land. I was sincerely asking a question.
>>60526143
Enjoy life in a first world country with nice weather and a non-corrupt monarchy. What about you, do you get any free time to go to the beach in between shifts selling peanuts at the frontier queue?
Give me soem good drinking music similar to this@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQPWvnr0kU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTRqUvjwkac
>>60526095
might take a bath
>>60526110
>>60526141
Rorke
>>60526076
Rasheed.
>>60526235
Want to know why I am so excited to visit? To wipe little runts like you from the face of the earth.
Haha, wasn't expecting that, were you? Too slow, worm.
what's a brexit?
done a brand spanking new
>>60526321
>>60526321
>>60526321
>>60526321
>this is british and will be forever
AHAHAHAHAHAA
>>60526278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrW46qP4mw
>>60526276
Rude.
Nah, I'm a Catalan. I enjoy a relatively decent life. We have nothing to do with those Andalusian lazy cunts (well, we do. We pay for their welfare)
>>60526296
idk haha
mummy just told me to tick the top box so that's what i'm going to do :)))
can animals be chavs
>>60525709
Your mum has liked me.
![reddit_log-100011890-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CExPyo6.jpg "reddit log-100011890-large[1]")
