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kpop
Nth for vote remain.
crayon pop
Eowyn
praying for brexit lads
>>60526321
she's so fucking hot
I want to fill her Aryan womb with my mongsperm
Seriously don't even know if I'm on the register to vote
I voted last GE but haven't got my polling card for the referendum yet
>>60525971
vocaroo now
>Three months wasn’t long enough, claims man who couldn’t register to vote at 11:50pm
>Voter Simon Williams has criticised the government for having a voter registration website that doesn’t cater for the extremely disorganised.
>Williams insisted that leaving something to the very last-minute is a typically British trait and that the government should have expected everyone to visit the site in the few minutes before the deadline passed.
>>60526388
dont talk about my gf like that
cheated on my gf with her friend
bought her flowers and she forgave me
basically a free pass on shagging other women now as long as I buy her flowers after
>>60526399
idiot
kys
saw a kid today with fetal alcohol syndrome. The mum definitely looked the type.
Wanted to kick him lol
GINGER WOMEN BELONG TO GINGER MEN ONLY
FUCK OFF FETISHISTS
just polished the ol knob
>>60526399
If your voting remain, the polling card will come in the mail on June 27th.
If your voting leave, your already registered.
>>60526399
this tbqh i always just get my card in the post never have to do anything but i haven't got one yet
>>60526426
she sounds like a girl with strong morals and self worth
Daisuke
>>60526454
SPOILER THAT HOG
>>60526454
Hnng
>>60526454
that's a very aesthetic looking 99
>>60526454
Are they still 99p or has inflation taken hold?
>>60526454
really really like this picture
Stripper-booty and a rack like woooow;
Brain like Berkeley
>>60526454
>tfw they used to cost 20p
FUCK YOU BANKER BONUSES
>>60526454
no monkey's blood? sort yourself out lad
>>60526510
They're like £1.20 last I saw
>>60526450
ah, buffed the ol' banana did we?
>>60526563
>99
>£1.50
>>60526563
think rasheed pulled that one
>>60526552
when? 1975?
>tfw my phone case arrived before my phone
>>60526563
looks a bit melted on top
>>60526510
£2 in Isleworth
>>60526563
see, this lad knows the score
>>60526321
I wonder how her hair would look with my cum on it.
>>60526126
she would have left with one of the bulls they hand out during the intermission anyway
lads how come 1p sweets cost 25p now?
young alanis morissette but I ain't throwin peace signs
>>60526605
nobody cares about your fucking phone you wank stain
@60526644
Nice proxy shitforbrains
>>60526667
theyre called 25p sweet nows
remember when anthony fantano was too scared to say "nigga" when reviewing niggas on the moon
Is it true that Margaret Thatcher invented the Mr Whippy icecream?
>>60526605
the case weighs less therefore travels faster.
l2physics
I think the paki at my local shop is losing his marbles.
He keeps charging people the wrong prices, usually lower than what is should be.
I sometimes go in for a drink. Normally I get a water which is about a quid and he always charges me 50p.
fucking divvy
Hey lads
>tfw depressed
Feeling kinda bad that I didn't go with my best friend to buy clothes today, even though I had promised him that I will. Not even the first time, sometimes I just hate seeing other people.
Instead I just sit on my arse and incinerate muh kush
>>60526454
>local truck charges 1.20 for a small and 1.50 for a large
Cameron's britain
>>60526700
yes
she used money that should have been spent on jungle canyon rope bridges to develop them
>>60526686
his gf is black
who /watchingtwilight/ here?
I want a fucking 99 now you cunts.
Gonna get a bath for an hour, lads. Then I have to make my food for tonight and then I have to go to work...
>>60526700
>Mr Whippy
*grabs your by the scruff of your neck and lifts you off the floor*
it's a fucking flake 99
>>60526743
gonna buy a whippy machine when I'm a billionaire
I see the flake 99 lobby has started early this year
Eating a bagel with sausages, Jews btfo
>>60526667
the footballers wages
would murder for a freddo frog
new controller has a shitty d pad who wouldve have guessed
might just buy a used psp just so i can play ps1 games like a normal person
oh am i still ill?
ohhh nooooooo
>Mr Whippy
can poortherners just fuck off
>>60526700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PpAtkvc2X4
>>60526831
it's called a mr whippo you cunt
>>60526700
Jesus she did as well.
>One important development in the 20th century was the introduction of soft ice cream (like Mr Whippy uses!). A chemical research team in Britain (of which a young Margaret Thatcher was a member) discovered a method of doubling the amount of air in ice cream, which allowed manufacturers to use less of the actual ingredients, thereby reducing costs. This ice cream was also very popular amongst consumers who preferred the lighter texture, and most major ice cream brands now use this manufacturing process. It also made possible the soft ice cream machine in which a cone is filled beneath a spigot on order.
http://www.mrwhippyicecream.co.uk/the-history-of-ice-cream/
>tfw naturally hairless master race
>>60526831
fuck off bender
>>60526856
it said mr softee on the ice cream van i just saw desu
The Darkness - Permission to Land is a 10/10 album
You ever get the urge to just bend a bird over in the Asda or something and just have your way with her.
That'll be £1.99 plus tip
>>60526904
from time to time
mother FUCKER
I usually wake up at 5 am so I can make the most of my free time before work at 2 pm but I accidentally slept in until 9:30 FUCK
>>60526716
DUDE
>>60526831
Art thou a nincompoop? I bet half a quid that thou art a pompous ass, representative of the fickleness of youth. Moreover, your tow-coloured hair cheeks are to be eaten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Pp3V0N0hk
big choon
>>60526510
>>60526582
The name "99" didn't come from the price you morons.
>>60526880
we got fucking jewed out of icecream by maggy thatcher? fucking cunt
>>60526904
>the Asda
But yeah, sometimes
what kind of soft southern poofter needs a fan in this weather
it's barely above 20
>>60526956
YOU JUST KNOW
>>60526910
>pound
>London
>not living in scotland
GAY
A
Y
>>60526831
better than soft scoop
>>60526904
>asda
>not shopping exclusively at Sainsburys and Waitrose
>/tv/ is the worst board on the chan
>All the best and classic memes come from /tv/
I DON'T GET IT
>>60526990
it's basically just ice cream with added air
look at this fucking dog
sigh
how much would 99p in 1922 be worth now?
>>60526816
Sounds like you got jewed.
>>60527009
all the best memes come from /brit/ we're just having a dry spell at the minute
>>60527017
I WANT TO DIE
>>60526800
Looks like shit tbqh
>>60526831
It's called custard senpai
Literally just realized that the short name for pence as in the currency, is p. Which, when you say it, sounds just like pee, as in the urine hahaha
Bit chilly today.
Told my mum that god isn't real and she got my dad to kick me out the house.
Posting from my phone in McDonalds right now lads.
>>60526836
Americans should never attempt to swear, they sound awful.
>>60527035
£32k
>>60526454
>whippy ice cream
vomit
>>60527100
I can barely afford flakes and whippy
>>60527085
Your Mum proved she is your God.
>>60527072
>Looks like shit tbqh
It's fucking delicious
>>60527085
alright ribena
>>60527035
https://www.measuringworth.com/ppoweruk/
> In 2015, the relative value of £0 8s 3d from 1922 ranges from £19.62 to £178.90.
>A simple Purchasing Power Calculator would say the relative value is £20.34. This answer is obtained by multiplying £0.41 by the percentage increase in the RPI from 1922 to 2015.
Complicated by the fact we're dealing in pre decimalisation currency
>>60527085
Poor fedorabait la
>>60527139
Poleaboo is a Muslim, I am ex-Muslim.
>>60527009
The best meme come from /sp/
>99
>£20.34
>>60527090
https://youtu.be/n_RsKDpp6n4
>>60526936
Immolate yourself, you twat.
>>60527081
mong
r8 my fit lads
>>60527009
/tv/ is one the best boards, you hothead.
>>60526979
They use the pound in Scotland you stupid monkey
This just sent me into a DEEP state of thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t7PnrelFdY
>>60527190
Not my fault you don't know what a 99 is
>>60527072
Fuck off yank.
>>60527257
ta lad
>>60527217
MillionDollarExtreme went to shit recently
>I am ex-Muslim.
>>60527282
in future always use this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
one rum and raisin ice cream cone please
>>60527299
True. They'll never top this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
>>60527286
lel
>>60527138
>Ever engaging with a yank
https://www.fb.com/AnimalsSmokingDurrys/
good page lads
Shit post for a bit or play cs:go?
>>60527334
nah
the funniest stuff he does is when hes just chatting shit into the mirror
Enjoying all this talk about ice-cream.
obviously, she's out of my league
>>60527334
Barbara is a complete and utter MILF
Really quite hot today.
Sweating like Thailad in a nursery
>>60527383
just remembered there's ice cream in the house (specifically the freezer)
not enough room for ice in there though unfortunately
Doubles tells me what to fap to haha
Back from Tesco, I bought some posh ice cream and the ingredients I need to make chocolate brownies, plus some fresh soup and crusty bread for lunch.
>>60526904
nah mate, I'm not a horny 15 year old virgin that gets a boner every time I see an attractive girl
>>60527401
Was good the first time, now it's.. still pretty good, but less good.
>>60527427
bags of coins
my sides lads
>>60527427
porn
>>60527376
Dark Rift is good
They're working on an Adult Swim series right now.
>>60527254
Stop talking to me, you spasticated hermit crab.
*smiles at you*
Having a strawberry mini milk
Best ice cream flavour coming through
This is EXTREMELY thought provoking
>>60527247
Mexicans seem pretty paki tier.
Sweating like Thailad (Sam Davis) at a nursery for deaf, dumb and blind children.
if thailad doesn't respond to this post within 3 minutes i'm gonna kill myself
>>60527491
lewd
laughter is the best medicine
I'm sure most of you get a lot of laughs off /brit/
/brit/ is helping you with its humour
>>60527491
mental
>>60527497
>not mint chocolate chip
>>60527513
You should look up who that lad actually is, I'm flattered you think I'm a boxer tho
>>60527524
Don't do that
>>60527497
>vanilla ice cream
white ppl baka
>>60527497
pistachio is my fav
then mint choc chip
then a tie between decent quality vanilla and rum and raisin
>>60527004
>Sainsburys
Aha good one, I only shop at Waitrose and Marks & Spencer, most of the time I won't even do my own shopping I just get the runts to carry my bags.
any man ever had Rossi's Ice Cream
you can thank Southend for that
it's the best
doing big cums
HMMMMMMM
>>60527564
Wow, really impressive that one mate, keep it up
Lads I've got a problem. My sister is in an arts uni and they are corrupting her. Shes come back to Gib with a nose ring, died tips and now she wants a record player despite the fact that she listens to hipster shite on spotify...
How can I save her. Is Christ the only way?
>tfw Thailad takes bullying in his stride
bit annoying desu, want him to have a breakdown
Got an article writ about me
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/circuit-court/man-humiliated-when-toilet-door-pushed-in-court-hears-1.2676846
you are normie scum who probably identifies as a gamer if you play overwatch
>>60527617
She sounds fit, is she into skinny pale NEETs?
>>60527617
dyed*
Adolf Hitler fought for a better world.
wish this sun would fuck off
>>60527474
Stop posting this coalburner.
>>60527670
t. Mr Burns
>>60527513
>Thailad is called Sam Davis
His real name is clearly Richard Huckle.
>>60527670
same
https://www.rt.com/uk/345533-british-special-syria-rebels/
If thailad doesn't respond to the post within 0.00001 milliseconds, i'm gonna kill myself
>>60527546
>Toothpaste flavoured ice cream
lmao
>>60527550
bad post
>>60527561
>savoury flavour in something that's supposed to be sweet
never ever
Eastern European migrants or Indians?
>>60527617
>>60527629
>Receive €10,500 for having your willy out in public
Would do
>>60527629
>“I wasn’t given a chance to make myself decent. My trousers and underpants were down and my genitals were on show”
where can i buy cheap football shirts from the season thats just finished lads
>>60527700
>Implying I'd ever go to Malaysia
>>60527729
>Chocolate chip toothpaste
I'm in.
>>60527729
Please tell me which bit of that post is a "savoury flavour"
>>60527729
but nuts are in an awful lot of desserts
want to get into whisky 2bh but i don't like drinking at home, alone
Thailad having a breakdown? Only time that's happened is when he had to breakdown the nursery doors to get to those kids
>>60527732
>White people or paki poos
Hmmm...
>>60527717
>the agitprop channel
I'm alright thanks.
>Donald Trump is a misogynist because he called a woman a "pig"
What about equality? If a woman acts like a pig am I not allowed to call her a pig, just like I'd do if it were a man? wtf
this girl seems to like me but she's so much more well travelled than me and has generally lived a much fuller life I don't feel good enough for her
/blog
>>60527821
be one of the lonely people in pubs who sits in the corner drinking whisk(e)y
maybe one day you can migrate to the bar
>>60527823
You're by far the best at this
>>60527823
Mediocre joke.
>>60527823
kek
>>60527867
I feel this
really makes you think
>>60527864
No, dubya Bush was called a stupid ape all of the time but if you did the same to Boss Nigger you would be crucified.
>>60527790
I meant the mint part silly
>>60527800
pistachios are savoury
>>60527806
Light nutty flavours are fine, I like pecans on some deserts
>>60527876
>whisky with an e
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>slept with my friend's gf slag mate she brought along to his party at the weekend
>bell end has been stinging all day
>>60527956
just being inclusive
>>60527931
shit on a shovel
In all serious thailad have you ever been with a ladyboy
>>60527821
>i don't like drinking at home, alone
FONT
>>60527931
I don't understand this gimmick.
Okay lads, drop the truth on me.
Is drinking local craft beer/real ales fedora tier?
The lads call me a hipster because I don't drink Coors etc. at pubs.
>>60527972
He was a boy alright
>>60527946
righto
>>60527923
>People who actually work vs White chavs with no GCSEs feeling entitled to jobs
seems like we both got autism
>>60527989
Who the fuck in Britain drinks Coors?
>mfw the UK leaves the EU
pls stay
>>60527989
No, but going on about and defining your life by them is fedora.
>>60527931
If that poked through my window now, I wouldn't even question it.
>>60527946
Then I'm out.
>>60527972
In all seriousness, no. One kissed me once but I didn't know she was a ladyboy, also I was drunk. This is the last place I need to put on a facade.
>>60527923
Haha, not really but it is quite funny.
>>60527989
yes if you're one of those camra people
don't let that stop you though
ARRRGHHH I BEES BOUTTA NUTTTT!!!!
I BEES NUTTIN!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHH DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NUTTIN!!!!!!! SHE GIVE THA SUCC!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE GIVE THE SUCC N I NUTTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>getting home from work early on a hot day, pulling on a pair of shorts and drinking a nice, cold beer
AHHHHHHH YESSSSS
>>60528040
do a stream you windowlicker
>Ah yes lets demonize the working class who are most effected by mass immigration
>Ah yes anyone that disagrees with me is an uneducated peasant
Lefties just LOVE to look down on people despite mostly being unemplyed "musicians" or whatever themselves
I F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO 2 YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE SUCKA THAT KILLED YOU.
WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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>They come over here and commit crimes and don't assimilate
has been the argument about immigrants since time immemorial anon. To use Britain as an example, in the 50's after the Empire Windrush generation came, bringing with them a bunch of black people from the Caribbean we got the Rivers of Blood speech and the "no blacks, no Irish, no dogs" signs. Because of course they wouldn't assimilate would they? Oh wait, within a generation they did.
Then it was "the curry munching paki's coming over here building corner shops everywhere! They refuse to speak our language!" in the 70's and 80's. And then they assimilated within a generation
And then it was the Eastern Europeans. "Fuck me, look at all the Polski Sklep's popping up everywhere selling weird food. They come over here for benefits and don't bother learning the language" Oh wait, they totally fucking did.
Now its anyone who follows Islam who is the enemy. And you have 9/11 and 7/7 and the Paris attacks and Charlie Hebdo which makes the point more far more valid than it ever has been before, and I certainly won't deny them or say that resentment or hatred of Muslims is in any way wrong, but the arguments remain the same they always have and even though the people they're against this time are actually an enemy, it doesn't make some (Though certainly not all) of the arguments any less bollocks.
People will always complain that others don't assimilate when they aren't seen to do it straight away. Within a generation though, it seems to cease to be that minority group that are the shits any more.
>>60528010
Rasheed.
Got my last exam tomorrow. Wish me luck lads x
>>60528024
No thanks.
>>60527964
did this a few weeks ago
think I stretched the skin on the end of my donger a little
shit had little red marks and was sore to touch for a week
every time I pulled back my foreskin or had a piss it stung
>>60527923
>Arab sheiks and billionaire multicutlrailists/globalists vs White working people
>anon can I sit on your lap?
any alpha responses?
>>60528085
bit late lad, I'm only killing a bit of time before /movie & bed/
lads i think the lsd has kicked in but i mean 2bh there's not much more visual stuff i just feel like i'm noticing shadows more and shite like that 2bh lads dunno
>>60528092
Shill post. Studies show that the second generation assimilate but then the third generation (which we're in now) assimilate even less than the first generation
cant get hard anymore
>>60528122
no, you're like 30 years old and live off vodka, sort your life out you whore
>>60528122
BLACKED
>>60528122
"Yes"
>>60528088
>Da capitalists!!!!!!!!
Lefties are so pathetic
>>60528088
Why are lefties incapable of basic reasoning? They are all so stupid.
>>60528112
wew, hope that's all it is and I don't have to go to the gum clinic and have a doctor play with my willy
>>60528122
>anon can i polish my head in the shine-o ball-o?
>>60527895
Pretty sure I got the most (You)s for my "take it on the chin" paedo-Thailad joke, actually
http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm
Having a steak
>>60528010
>the poor don't actually work
uhhh... fuck off... racist
>>60527989
if your mates drink coors lob a few FOYs and stop giving a shit about weak bants
>>60528088
Is Ethan a boy or a grill
>>60528109
>Syrian
rasheed.
>>60528122
I don't associate with nigger fuckers.
>>60528122
you're gone mad on the ol niamh posting today lad y'alri?
>Lefties
>>60528088
this is why the left is hilarious. claim to care about poor people while at the same time mocking them and calling them stupid
disgusting
>>60528207
Ethan is a Xhe.
>>60528122
what makes you think you're worthy? you can kneel by my feet
>Pass me those all important lie detector results
>We asked thailad "Is your """"""GF""""""" gonna be pegging you tonight?" he said no, why'd you say no?
>Because I was telling the truth
>Test says you're a liar pal
>>60528171
if you used protection and she was clean you should be good
Think my problem was that she was a little rough and almost broke my dick off
>Righties
>I don't associate with nigger fuckers.
>In-Betweenies
>>60528092
If
1. The culture of the people coming over is very different to their new country
2. If the immigration is at a large scale
Then people are less likely to assimilate and are not likely to segregate amongst those of the same culture
>>60528176
Deducting a point for being one of those people that end a sentence with "actually"
wew it's like I'm doing verbal reasoning
>middlies
>>60528122
hop in my fiat multipla love
In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
>Innies
>>60528274
I went in raw desu that's why I'm worried
>>60528260
Cringe
>>60528296
footwear and small creature
>i am on the political spectrum
Left student wanker before the last GE:
>The tories are so evil to the working class people!! Vote Labour and help the poorer members of society!
Lefty student wankers before this EU referendum
>The working class people of this country are all stupid and racist! Why do they get to vote??
>>60528271
the one earlier was way better
listening to Sakkijarven polkka
>outies
>>60528279
>>60528289
>>60528292
>>60528306
>>60528324
hello you unfunny tasteless cunts
>>60528271
(You) probably deserve more credit for these.
>alt right
>>60528122
y-you too
>Uppers
>>60528338
cheeky strawman
>I am, do or think anything
>roasties
>>60528370
hello
>>60528370
t. Jensen Gao
>>60528367
t. Rashid Al-Britani
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36458472
>A British man has been given 22 life sentences after admitting 71 charges of sex abuse against children in Malaysia aged from six months to 12 years old.
>Police believe "Thailad", 30, from Ashford, Kent, abused up to 200 children from mainly poor communities.
>The Old Bailey judge described a 60-page paedophile manual Huckle wrote as a "truly evil document" and said he must serve at least 23 years in jail.
>In online posts, Huckle had bragged: "Impoverished kids are definitely much easier to seduce than middle-class Western kids."
>Commenting on one of his victims, he boasted: "I'd hit the jackpot, a 3yo girl as loyal to me as my dog and nobody seemed to care."
>>60528421
hahahah i was being IRONIC
>in the end, it doesn't even matter
lefties actually believe the life of a member of the european union is equal to the life of a british citizen
>>60528434
is that calamari in a clog?
>Remain
Limp wristed, Gender studying melts with Refugee Welcome posters on their bedroom wall
>Leave
Tracky wearing hideous scum who were probably former Tory voters
>Abstain
Ubermensch individuals who have their third eye open knowing politics is just the same coin with two faces
going back to /sp/ for a bit
>>60528471
Yes
reminder to be yourself
if you hate the poor white working class you are a paki
>>60528457
how are you?
>I do indeed like to discuss politics in the middle of a weekday on a Malaysian philately forum
reading up on jewish tricks lads
not sure how the University allowed for this to be published tbf
>>60528469
no they actually believe the life of some shitskin from """""""""""syria"""""""""" is more valuable than the life of a british citizen
>>60528434
got a hankering for radishes now
>>60528594
>fudge
>>60528434
What a time to be alive.
>>60528122
'No'
