Ginger edition
>>60521158
corr
cara.
korean pop
blimey
Ginger reporting
Not a fan of this "Australia" gimmick.
>>60521158
Name?
governor
>>60521190
Stop.
>>60521155
Delet this
igpoo
>>60521220
Alex sim wise
>>60521190
>>60521242
Thanks m8
look at me I'm a monkey haha
*poos on the floor*
>>60521243
me on the left
Why do brits mostly stay in their general? Why do other Anglos infest it?
Might read a book, lads.
Any recommendations?
Just finished Vile bodies.
>>60521268
Fuck off cara
>>60521272
Ahh yes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3630301/Jennifer-Mulford-claims-breastfeeds-bodybuilder-boyfriend.html
crying outside her house
you little fucking jabroni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuEjc6dLryI
based nige
>>60521287
because it's a safe space
>>60521272
Get your rat out for the lads, love! hahahaha
*stalls vauxhall corsa*
BOLLOCKS
I have no GP, I can't get on the housing ladder and have three kids in one room
>>60521243
Me on the right
thought I had a chance
>>60521340
i bet you're that same cunt who posted about stalling the 1.6 clio
>>60521316
lucky bloke
>>60521330
You should become shitposters
reckon are Nige sunk the leave vote last night
why did he have to act like such a racist? Drawing attention to Cologne and the Paris attacks like that.
WTF who named their kid Louis, it literally means a poop receptacle
>>60521287
/brit/ lets me temporarily live the fantasy that I have friends and fit in somewhere.
>>60521323
Do you people really call a chinese the a chinkys?
>>60521268
Only top notch discussion here in /brit/
>>60521287
a fucking leaf
>>60521390
haha thats so sad I totally cant relate lol haha x
>>60521402
only Rorkes showing off to one another do
they call the corner shop the paki shop too
you can tell they're povvos because in my village the corner shop is owned by a white bloke
>>60521390
I'm your friend
wish they'd do this at my office
>>60521427
What's this guy's name again?
>>60521384
Reckon it was more the "muh big pharma" begging that sunk it desu.
>>60521402
Yeah?
And if it's a shop own my indians we call it the pakis?
>>60521436
My corner shop is owned by a white family too but loads of pakis own shops too desu. I have heard people call paki shops paki shops irl but never chinkys when referring to chinese food. Maybe because people like Chinese people more?
>liberal friend on facebook
>gets mugged by paki
can't make it up
>>60521450
Miranda Cosgrove
i like to confuse normies with my large vocabulary
>>60521370
Nah just someone who enjoyed it but couldn't remember the whole thing
>>60521243
>>60521300
wait what
cara is lesbian?
Your misogny triggers Lauren
>>60521481
>liberal
what do you mean by this
>>60521438
thx Canada.
>>60521480
chinky is just as offensive as paki
>>60521481
>liberal
What does his fondness of free markets add to this story?
>camwhore complaining to her beta orbiters that her current fuckbuddy doesn't last long enough in her fanny
>>60521493
Fuck Lauren.
made eggs like this lads
bit of oil splashed on me lmao
>>60521501
Yeah but I never have heard it irl like I have paki shop, I think because people generally like chinese people more than pakis.
>>60521488
please delete your post you didn't even do it right and are unaware of the meta gimmick that you're participating in right now
>>60521501
And both are as offensive as "brit"
i.e. literally just a shortening of their nationality and therefore not offensive
>>60521493
her twitter is unbelievable, i fucking hate porridge wog leftists
>>60521481
It's funny every time
>>60521275
what happened?
is she died?
want to play runescape again but cannot be arsed to paint
>>60521487
Like to confuse your mum with my large penis
>>60521481
>can't make it up
probably could Tbh
>>60521569
>paint
pay*
gf isn't talking to me for a few days because she has important exams she needs to get into uni and I'm too much of a distraction
Feel lost lads
>>60521480
>never chinkys when referring to chinese food
I've heard it before but not as much, it's probably because Paki is just a shortening of Pakistani while chink is more of an insult.
>>60521608
she's cheating on you. you've effectively been dumped
Alcohol is the only thing that makes me happy anymore lads.
At least the prozac makes me not care.
>>60521547
brit isn't a derogatory word you melt
its like saying 'slant eye' isn't offensive
i push my fingers into my eyes
>>60521619
I bet it pisses off Indians getting called pakis desu
It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times.
really makes you think
Gonna have 6 kids lads
>>60521629
no ;_;
She tried to speak to me last night when she'd finished her revision but I was already asleep
>>60521645
But "slant eye" isn't short for "chinese"
>>60521672
*does a think*
>>60521682
oh wind your neck in soppy bollocks
are you 13? grow up
>>60521670
prove it
>>60521688
neither is chinky
>>60521655
Probably, I imagine it's like everyone assuming British=English.
>>60521547
It's because no one likes them so the term got seen as offensive, if everyone liked pakistanis like australians no one would be offended by like. Imagine Aussies getting offended by "aussie"
>>60521547
You're literally retarded
A word is racist because of it's origins and usage
Work again tonight, lads.
>>60521751
I was used offensively, that's why it's offensive, you child
my old man does nothing but talk shit about myself, my brothers and my mother. i don't even care about the things he says. i've been a disappointment to him since the day i was born. i've stopped caring. but i desperately want at least one good memory of him before he dies and he doesn't have much time left. it's a shame he has his head stuck so far up his own ass he hasn't seen the light of day in 50 fucking years. fucking cruel bastard
>>60521792
Yes it's used offensive because no one likes them. Say Paki or Pakistani and what do you think of? Ugly fucking pakis.
It's like midgets changing the term to little person.
>>60521763
vapid cultural marxist
>>60521829
>Yes it's used offensive because no one likes them. Say Paki or Pakistani and what do you think of? Ugly fucking pakis.
>
>It's like midgets changing the term to little person.
>>60521525
they were fucking tasty lads thanks for asking x
Odd feeling in the lower right side of my ribcage, lads.
Not sure if it's my liver, my gallbladder, or some digestive thing.
i'm so fucking tired
right who wants to have a go
Might go the chippy
>>60521450
>Dan "rough rider" Schneider
>Dan "take off your shoes and get in the van, NOW" Schneider
>Dan "Jimmy Savile is rookie-tier compared to me" Schneider
>Dan "the starlet sodomizer" Shneider
>Dan "the diaper slider" Schneider
>good day M'lady, do you have time to talk about the destruction of our culture by vapid cultural marxists?
>>60521855
Why do you always start with that picture, Pakipoo?
https://desustorage.org/int/search/filename/1462293338870.png/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071075/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt
>Directed by David Elstein
Ah yes of course
*revs microwave*
>>60521982
bit late for tea lad
look at this fucking dog
>>60521982
What wattage?
>>60521710
Fuck off mate
>23 degree high
just found out Yanks take the water used to cool down nuclear reactors for cups of tea
need some o.g. brit memes
>>60521921
It's the closest fedora pic to how most of you guys probably look
>>60522015
1000, baby. *drops shades*
Lemme heat you up some water tonight.
>>60522029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
absolute melt
Shit bones lads
>giving the currywog any time of day
can't see the benefit personally
>>60521891
>scimmy
lol alri m8
all about dat baxe lyf
just found out
>>60522015
8.0
>>60522080
Cor blimey
just wanna learn more about rhodesia lads
>>60522100
it's like you want to miss every hit
>>60522058
this contemplative bear has potential.
>>60522099
I'm on a personal campaign to highlight his mannerisms, to help prevent less observant posters from making unwitting acknowledgements
>>60522156
That's questionable lad.
hello
>>60522227
alri
>>60522227
FUCK OFF
>>60522252
poor little white boy
lads whats the best hangover food to have. trying to figure out what i want later
Rio is mai husbando
that horrible feel when tou know that your ex is living a better life than you
Nothing would make me happier than to know that she was suffering and miserable but just know that isn't the case
>>60522257
FUCK YOU AMERICA
>>60522302
A greasy full English/Irish.
No barrel, not even one where the hoops and staves go every which way, was ever split open like one frayed Sinner I saw, ripped from chin to where we fart below.
His guts hung between his legs and displayed His vital organs, including that wretched sack Which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.
As I stared at him he looked back And with his hands pulled his chest open, Saying, "See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face Cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken."
Bloody racists.
>>60522318
le stroke face man
>>60522252
guy on the right can only DREAM of being as good as froch
doing a poo
then i'll get dressed and drive to me walking for fitness class
>>60522302
Bacon and egg sandwich with a can of coke
I wonder if my daily bottle of vodka and zero exercise for the past 4 years has anything to do with my depression and erectile dysfunction, lol
still don't understand what Cultural Marxism is
>>60522370
It's just a myth anyway m8
fuck me so many normies in this thread. someone ban the kid whining about his GF not talking to him for a few days. I've not had any positive female attention for 3 years and i'm doing just fine (except for the crippling anxiety, depression and constant suicidal thoughts)
>>60522356
doubt it
>>60522370
think he's a rapper
>>60522370
Look up "Critical Theory" and do some reading there because that's the formal name for it
>>60522384
>everyone should be as miserable as me
Fuck off you selfish horrible prick. Your lack of female attention is your own fault
Business idea: respond to me
>>60522384
Normies are the majority on /brit/, fuck off back to /a/ if you can't handle it lad
>>60522251
ye alri
>>60522257
eadc
>>60522370
It's when people remind Rorkes that their country's history wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
>>60522302
Whatever you have make sure you have tropical fruit juice with it.
The sugar in that cures any pain you might have. Also Asprin, since it reduces swelling in your head and gets any leftover booze out your system faster
>>60522433
ummmmmmmmmm OK WOW *listens to da filthieesttt dubstep WUBWUBWUB XD* YOU GOTTA NO 2 THANGZ GRLLLLLLLLL *does the whip and the nae nae* hey has anyone seen the mother fr**king light switch for dis room haha WHOOP THERE IT IS! WHOOP THERE IT IS! BITCH LOOK AT MY DAB *dabs* wow okay just about all flippin randumbed (LOL) out but how about 2 things now honey
1. u stfu and never be rude to me or my girlfreidn again
2. if you ever do be rude to either of us again i will find out where you live and fly kick you in the dick! LOL
and if thats not enough ... well *unsheathes shinto blade* lets just say that im strapped LOL
>>60522424
misery loves company
>>60522449
didn't read a word of this
>>60522449
fuck off yank: the post
>>60522370
paranoid people think communists are trying to sabotage western culture or to make it easier for marxism to conquer capitalism or some shit.
>>60522431
£3.47 please.
>>60522449
American """"""""""""humour""""""""""""
anyone here alive yet in 1991?
toodle pip
>>60522480
1988 here
>>60522257
bit rude desu
>>60522471
THAT IS NOT A BUNNY
>>60522449
oh yeah
>>60522518
did they have easter in 1991?
>>60522460
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
do the yanks really not celebrate easter???
>>60522597
What are you getting at mate
might get my belly button pierced
>>60522596
every cloud has a silver lining
gf barged into my house to give me this than ran off
haha crazy
>>60522622
>everything must have a beatbox remix
Just fuck off already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRo1ci6sZH4
0 (zero) happy birthdays yesterday
JUST
Romantic Ireland's dead and gone its with O'Leary in the grave
>>60522033
>24°C high
>computer making that 50°C high as it tries to run Runescape
God damn it.
Why is it called Sterling?
>>60522749
Dermot O'Leary died?!?!
Getting better at telling when people don't want me around.
(Spoiler alert: It's everyone all the time)
Had to take a pyrazolam to calm down at work
>>60522402
OK read a bit. How did right-wingers get a hold of it
>>60522768
The original pound coin weighed the same as one pound of sterling silver, so it was "one pound sterling"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
top choon
>>60522791
you mean because you were withdrawing
>>60522791
*strokes your hair*
>>60522814
Then it weighed the same as a pound of dog shit
>>60522814
haha alri there Stephen Fry
>>60522471
£3.47? That's a bit steep, I could get a meal deal AND a Freddo for that.
NEED TO GET OFF MY ARSE AND GET A SUMMER JOB AHHH REEEEEEEEEEE
>20 degrees
room is like a sauna lads
fuck off sun reeeeeee
>>60522768
There is apparent convergence of opinion regarding the origin of the term "pound sterling", toward its derivation from the name of a small Norman silver coin,[11] and away from its association with Easterlings (Germanic traders) or other etymologies.[12][13] Hence, the Oxford English Dictionary (and sources derived therefrom)[14][15] state that the "most plausible" etymology is derivation from the Old English steorra for "star" with the added diminutive suffix "-ling", to mean "little star" and to refer to a silver penny of the English Normans.[11] As another established source notes,[16] the compound expression was then derived:
silver coins known as "sterlings" were issued in the Saxon kingdoms, 240 of them being minted from a pound of silver... Hence, large payments came to be reckoned in "pounds of sterlings," a phrase later shortened...
—Encyclopædia Britannica, entry "pound sterling"
>tfw hayfever
but somehow the DWP have declared me fit for work
I have just made myself a wonderful cup of coffee with my AeroPress®
I do enjoy a good cup of coffee and the AeroPress® definitely makes a good one!
Wearing beige trousers and light blue shirt today, feel like a right posh twat
considering making another smoothie
please don't call me gay
>>60522969
nonce
>>60522969
with or without a nutribullet?
suddenly thirsty for a hot cup of joe
but alas, there are no coffee shops nearby
what's a man to do?
tfw take a shit
>>60522952
>>60522969
You two should swap numbers, I think you'll get on
>>60522869
Sorry lad, daytime /brit/ is slow, so (you)s are at a premium.
I'm trying to make a living here m8.
Maybe later tonight I can cut you a better deal.
Wanna shag a milf.
I saw a fucking GILF today. She was in the yard with her husband. Got to have been in her 60's yet she still had nice, long hair with her natural colour, a pretty face and nice slim body.
I'd have split her in half
>>60522999
>cup of joe
fuck off yank
>>60521158
Gimme gimme British girlies,
Be they English or from Walies.
>>60522969
getting your daily dose of fibre eh
>>60522999
Get yourself an AeroPress® and you can enjoy the wonderful coffee shop taste in your own home!
>Wanna shag a milf.
>I saw a fucking GILF today. She was in the yard with her husband. Got to have been in her 60's yet she still had nice, long hair with her natural colour, a pretty face and nice slim body.
>I'd have split her in half
>want to get stoned
>working later
>mfw
>>60523023
Our slags are nothing special. Girls on the continent look better and usually have more interesting personalities as well.
>>60522983
just a bog standard blender
Anyone else gonna get NBA 2k16 off of Playstation Plus this month?
literally me
>>60523060
I always get Jay quoted.
Why is this???
>>60523023
Sorry lad, we're fresh out of those.
Found this seductive lass lurking around the isle of skye though.
>>60523074
Virgin detected
>>60523023
>>60522814
>>60522908
wicked cool
Got a date lads.
The fruit that is, not the other thing.
hope your ramadam is going well xx
ALMOST HEAVEN, WEST VIRGINIA
BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS
SHENANDOAH RIVER
>>60523120
*steals your gloves*
>>60523014
iktf all too well lad
*eats burger*
*complains about trigger discipline*
*shops at walmart*
howdy y'all
>>60523074
Hello, Marcel.
drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs
>>60523142
It's cool funland.
You are best ally.
>>60523160
Ciara would get it, no idea who the others are
>tfw you run out of drugs
Don't make friends with continentals lads. Eventually you'll be at a party with them and they'll suddenly start singing shit songs and they try to make you feel like a killjoy if you don't join in.
bored as fuck desu senpai
>>60523277
just go down the offie and get some more m8.
just updated my facebook profile picture
>>60523074
>>60523139
Same thing as here then -.-
>>60523135
That place looks amazing.
>>60523289
t. killjoy
>>60523023
Think I'm gonna stop smoking weed...again, it just turns me into a slob.
>>60523316
difficult to believe this cuck meme caught on
it really doesn't mean anything anymore
>>60523316
>that nose
OY VEY
>>60523316
OY VEY
>>60523316
OY VEY
>>60523335
Do they have a tan or what? Or is it makeup?
Anyway, I don't like it :/
Just got bloody decapitated again
NOT a happy bunny
>>60523399
Fake tan, more than likely
>>60523399
They use a lot of fake tan and makeup but you're still a
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T
>>60523408
chill, not worth losing your head over it tbqh
![eden_valley_v2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ToVYm4.jpg "eden_valley_v2[1].jpg")
>>60523305
Its pretty neat. Rural north is best UK.
My parents retired to Cumbria, so I go up periodically.
got jannied, lads
you need a certain level of intelligence to listen to the music i listen to fr tho
>>60523457
janny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg
outrageous choon
