Custodian edition
cara
xth for blatant advertising
Come join the Parliament
>>60507045
the lads
Alright fuck it you can post in here just fucking chill out a bit yeah lads I don't get paid enough to deal with your shit
karen
>>60508603
inb4 masie and kpop
MY just go full turboautist and try and make my way as a boxer mma because ive got fuck all else going for me.
Strong white English grill
>>60508699
Our lads.
>janny keeping a janny edition alive
wew this is a first
>>60508727
janny gon' banny
>>60508737
You're not hard enough. I'll kick fuck out of you.
can i be lad?
doing a worry, lads.
nth for King Jaehaerys I Targaryen, the Conciliator
going to have the 3rd wank of the day desu.
>>60508774
um yeah that's fine with me and I will be a bit more about the new one is for your email address is no longer be available on Friday the best of my friends who were the first place I can do that I have been a long time ago I was thinking of you
Ceiling's dripping water right above my bed lads
Also half the wildlife has come into my room since my window's open in an attempt to keep cool, there's a beetle on my phone rn aha
i'm sweating my bollocks off
>>60508798
We're all faggots here chap.
>I'll kick fuck out of you.
Easy tiger.
why is this guy popular even today?
seems like a degenerate
>>60508806
No fuck off
>>60508811
You've wanked 3 times in 50 minutes?
/brit/ has been absolutely fucking atrocious today
Most boring, fucking shit threads I've been in all year
Did a wave of fucking spastic reddit children suddenly arrive or something
>>60508876
>why is a degenerate popular today
>>60508852
Well done on the other day and I will send it to you soon and will not have the time of year again and again for the use the following link unsubscribe from future emails from Facebook page view the document I sent you an update on the phone number
>>60508914
>suddenly
>>60508889
1st wank of 8th June 2016*, 3rd since 12:01 7th June
which girls age the worst, english irish or scottish?
half way through the year already blimey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK42G5bEsbQ
I wish we still lived in simpler times where you got a wife by trading 2 goats to her father.
>>60508603
this 2bh
>>60508939
scottish without a doubt
cytu be/r/copscum
full episodes of COPS playing, come and chat with other generals!
>>60508876
>asking such a question
this is how western culture and thought dies.
with thunderous applause.
>when your screen starts going orange
>Don't talk to her for three days
>Realise how utterly perfect she is, miss her like mad and can't stop thinking about her
>Can't find the courage to message her
Might unironically fucking kill myself, I'm so pathetic
>>60508973
erm, why did they rip off the song from bad boys ii?
Poleaboo is considering whether or not to eat anything before closing his fast in 2 hours
he's not hungry but hasn't eaten anything apart from the one meal when he opened his fast 3 hours earlier
>>60508806
you'll need to up your drinking sharply, do some light banter, and fetch some kebabs for the review board. Then we'll have a look at your application, and vote on it. We should get back to you in two to three weeks.
>it's referring to himself in the 3rd person gimmick man again
>>60508727
Easter?
>>60508973
I want to see cops DIE
>>60509024
do you have a job?
>>60508977
Shush. He's a great author and you're taking the piss.
Somehow I expect better from a Canuck lad.
>>60509024
pretty sure you're not supposed to eat during a fast amer
>>60509038
Shouldn't us Manc bros. stick together?
>>60509065
Poleaboo is NEET
He has difficulty occupying himself all day
>>60509009
idk but its a great show
>>60509054
u havent seen this show then
>>60508977
really makes u think huh..
I'm not a regular poster here I normally just lurk but I finished therapy today lads hopefully for good
It feels amazing I'd really recommend it if any of you are feeling off recently
>>60509076
You're confusing opening and closing a fast
closing = starting
opening = ending
Just done a cheeky gamble lads
>>60509086
what was the last job you had?
>>60509070
i was just trying to show off my acerbic wit worthy of said author on a poodle waxing forum.
>applause
>>60509106
why in gods name do you even live there
>>60509106
Persian grills are insane qt3.14s.
Iranian. They are my fetish.
>>60509111
rasheed
>>60509047
Why don't Americans celebrate easter? I can't seem to get a straight answer out of anyone on this board
>>60509130
Amusement park ride operator back
Got fired back in September
quality british programming if i do say so myself lads
>poodle waxing forum
>>60509204
>>60509131
Well, maybe you should post on a poodle waxing forum.
Not a south east Asian straight hair manufacturing forum for sub saharan ladies who watch anime, incidentally.
>>60509225
what the f***
>>60508603
3/10
>>60508694
0/10
>>60508727
1/10
>>60508737
4/10
>>60508778
8.5/10
>>60508806
9/10
>>60508808
8/10
>>60508876
7/10
>>60508957
9/10
>>60509027
10/10
test
>>60509250
all the good ones were me
>>60509250
>10 (You)s
cheers la
It's 28 degrees in my room.
I'm fused to my chair. I can't take this.
quite like this 3D thing
>>60509256
fuck are you testing chups? How to beat the northern hemisphere in rugby?
Cunts.
Going to do a sleep lads, night night.
>>60509000
>work up the courage to talk to her
>she responds
>conversation isn't great but it's something
>she just stops replying
ahhh yes
>>60509245
>>60509225
It's not real lad
rate my new bf lads
I truly subscribe to the basic tenets of the EU – the free movement of people, goods, services & capital, the belief that a collective group of states can help combat the rise of extreme nationalism and international conflict, and the idea that a homogenised group of nations contributes to a more diverse, culturally rich society.
The EU is by no means perfect, let’s all be honest - It’s overly bureaucratic, in parts undemocratic, expensive for larger states, and many other things aside, but by god, we live in the 21st century, in a truly globalised world. We need to appreciate and embrace the diversity of culture and population within the UK, which is in no small part due to our EU membership, and stop subscribing to some weird, outdated belief that the location in which someone is born should be the key, (and sometimes only) determinant about where they chose to live, make their living, raise a family, and ultimately chose to contribute to society.
I totally appreciate there are some very realistic, sound arguments for leaving the EU, and the undoubtedly greater opportunity to reform our aged electoral system if we leave is the closest reason I have come to changing my mind, but I personally would see it as a regressive step for the development of our rich, culturally diverse, progressive society
>>60509299
do you live in quite a new house too? i live in a fairly new house and i swear it's insulated to fuck to be more "energy efficient" but it's fucking roasting when the weather gets above 20 degrees. the only part of my room tolerable to live in is the bit right in front of the fan
>>60509340
wew
10/10
does he have a brother?
>>60509347
![[discomfort_intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/Q55NtQV.png "[discomfort_intensifies].png")
>>60509326
Classic
>>60509336
What's not real?
Both of these are literally real I'm afraid
>>60509204
>>60509225
want to have a sexual relationship with a girl lads
>>60509347
fair enough
>>60509376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60509374
Eh? No the Hybrid Vigor one is a ruse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjj0hHBvDg
>>60509403
did a search on the goog' and can't find shit
>>60509396
Brit on vacation here
china looks like a completely normal place on google street view
>>60509132
no niggers
>>60509374
the Hybrid vigor one is clearly fake and the muslim one is because the BBC are obligated to make content for all demographics, no idea why you felt like posting them tbqh
>>60509347
This is perfect. I genuinely do not understand people who think that just because they happened to be born on this island to the right parents that somehow makes them more deserving of a place here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mqbAnrtWHo
Kek there's a black man/white woman couple with a baby in this Jeremy corbyn labour remain campaign leaflet o got today
>>60509443
lies.
Exclamation mark or point?
Want to fuck Iggy Azalea in her abo nigger pussy and ruin her hair by blowing my load in it
>>60509403
>>60509466
My bad, doesn't even look particularly farfetched desu, could definitely imagine the beeb doing that
>>60509368
happened to me yesterday haha but don't worry you'll be fine! :^)
>talking to girls
normie scum
>>60509570
Why is every Irish band from Galway?
>>60509584
being a homosexual is encouraged there
>>60509535
I did have to search it to double check to be fair, which is in itself quite worrying
>>60509584
its the hipster city of ireland
Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
Sincerely,
lets just all live and let live.
>>60509250
Thanks for the (You)
>why yes, I do believe the odyssey is inferior to the iliad
Pirate scumbags
>>60509584
Galway is full of muh heritage murica cunts. This is a fact.
>>60509631
include "Your girlfriend is British. Her boyfriend is Asian." in the middle next time and see if anyone catches it
>>60509650
/brit/ is done here
There is literally no different between Ireland and the UK apart from Ireland being a bit more rural
need a bf lads
>>60509650
>Country is a settler colony
>Complains about colonialism
>>60509631
>no your son is African
poor form
>>60509650
oh its you again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRh-dzrI4Z4
>>60509675
me (on the right)
>>60509696
fraid so.
have a strange urge to post my willy
>>60509707
spacker
Why are the normies putting loads of brackets around their names on Twitter?
>CHIHUAHUA
if you are not white you cannot be british
>>60509755
google "jewish echoes"
>>60509755
they're kikes
>>60509675
do your parents know that you are mentally ill
got to be awake in 6.5 hours haha
I didn't register to vote and now it's past the 12AM deadline.
I was gonna vote leave as well lol
>>60509815
i read daily stormer, and they are weird
>>60509843
cuck
>>60509824
no ;w;
About to buy tickets to see Ludovico Einaudi at the Royal Festival Hall.
Should I go for it?
>>60509753
Lad, you got a welcome and you're calling cunts names.
Where else would you be so fondly received?
No respect for fuck all.
Maybe a wall is a good idea..
>>60509828
gcse test haha?
>>60509886
yeah haha
>>60509864
mine neither haha
>>60509846
>penises are being withdrawn from burger king
any of you degens know where i can get viagra online?
>>60509347
Globalisation has utterly failed.
The EU has created immense suffering for the peoples of Europe.
You are delusional.
>>60509877
>Lad, you got a welcome
no, everybody wanted me out
>>60509917
you and Lisicki seemed to be getting on though
was nice to see
mm yes that feeling coming back
>>60509489
the fact that anyone actually typed out this drivel makes me feel physically ill
>>60509910
haha kinda want a hunk bf to bully me haha
>>60509913
yeah lad
*grinds up tablet*
gimme a sec
*cuts a line*
SNNOOORRRKK
you were saying?
>>60509913
>viagra
that's for bulls only
>>60509950
that sounds rather nice
>>60509950
kind of want a self hating bf so we can enter a suicide pact together haha xx
>>60509950
where you live man haha i'm going to be in london week after next for work we can hang out haha
playing new vegas and just got kicked out of a casino for winning too much
didn't know you could do that
>>60509957
hahaha
lad
Might finally do 1p lsd tomorrow lads bit apprehensive about it
>>60509875
Also will a piano concert be full of twats? I just enjoy his music I can't really be bothered to make a huge effort or anything.
>>60509965
>calling the bull's virility into question
http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vuv2uza8uT7JsxxL52F2ev6q-My3RWfjQgdbHAwQ_GZQ8xOLYYE2qcPOkyThlEa3gSmENwdR4HL5JOfc43as8Nc8q9BqXhOy7yCYCf1Eqza-LTaObaJldRjC5-6LpIZbFKvZtv7XvFz9EKmtFRXOL58lNmdVNrw8Ovrrb7e7E58hzOh-roSrzsKWlUaV-nwNl-79KUf_iyzmqXHlJOZvkQtyup1K5IM1XppUH6wo6pdXTNFqHEPae1wIz3V5pvS-ee9H7FXSsXe4vd1sU9_fc1zqfBztbw&th=,Xq9Xr46wARwwJ6rNjue2oLkfh1lUzTHwAAAAKaAAAAAH-ABXLS5_0hetKpvRFT6WIFJNjsfPsGdM8DGs30MSedrohgXRwBs4pYaWzmb0pjeZbJLMm657sIDd-olrD_QgQkcTPNf3hK-Cisuu8TaMJCyClQDol9QqxOhlawDJOWUPEKfWxn1q68o4pbe70uKTwqQOz60mXM8RCMS5QMgVCcbIjmo6ecHUvrWtersn79RixhkKiiCm4i4_8IoCEzlwfC7bcQZNzhe2sA9IChzZAjFCdX7msHh_WdBdbd1q0hwgxrWrF4tM6LYqQC_-AG9iuyMXsAtdCH_QmDyK9xgD3fDLu1E7sXFomBmCwSfOgZbhx1GpKxt8Kh_ELnj9EB8M5R3xAqWPDMEccCWLrP1JOv6ejCS6VuKJus8ITZAKPTG9BvK1SzUf
new captcha
>>60509985
Are you the lad that keeps asking questions about lsd but has been too much of a pussy to actually do it?
want to be a shiplad so much
>>60509971
>>60509971
haha if I found a man I loved i'd hoesny let him do anything to me haha
>>60509965
/fit/ here
>>60510005
Yeah
gghtzekphipjb [iwjg
great thread
>>60509998
Nice wall of link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIaVY0eKlJA
>>60510008
seek mental help
is ireland part of the british isles, or the irish isles? lads
>>60509998
virus do not cluck
>gghtzekphipjb [iwjg
What language is this?
listening to the new L 33 album
She's pure
>>60510063
i'm seeking a master~
back from the gym boys
feeling much better
been restless all day like a dog waiting to go for a walk
>>60510089
i command you to stop posting in this thread forever
How would I appear if I uploaded a photo of myself on to social media with a cigarette in my mouth? I reckon I'd come across like an insufferable little runt but a girl told me I should upload it so now I'm scared and confused. Someone help x
>>60510085
haitiANUS
>>60510064
British Isles and Ireland.
We're not Europe either.
>>60510064
You can't just assume that leaving the EU means less immigration. Why not actually ask the Tories/Labour "In the event of Brexit, will you actually reduce the amount of people coming here?".
The answer is no. Either way, they're gonna keep the doors open because that's what they ideologically believe in.
night lads
>>60510091
TFW cutting and was going to eat a little ceasars pizza for 2,000 calories on the head as my only meal today but ended up going to papa johns with my mommy, assumed they'd be about the same calories and the pappa johns pizza had 3,000
>>60510111
Britain is such an odd shape
>>60510095
idk lad if you let me move in and punish me when i post i think i'd soon learn not to post haha
>>60510091
mirin that bf%
>>60510111
This
>via filename
Who doesn't love island hopping?
>>60510129
Actually it has quite a nice iconic shape
Easily recognisable
>>60510085
She's alright but she's no Sersha. Saoirse freedom
bremainers despise british people
they openly admit this
>>60510125
here's a tip for easy cutting
be poor
works for me
Lads did you ever go to school/uni or work with anyone worth telling a story about?
>Be me c. Sept 2014
>Going to uni
>Hear about this girl on the floor below us
>She gets shitfaced all the time
>Third Friday there
>3am fire drill
>True to form she trudges out in her underwear with half a bottle of tequila
>While we're waiting to be let back in, she downs the other half of the bottle
>She's wobbly so I start helping her to her room
>Takes half an hour to get up the stairs (we were the top two floors and she was completely wankered)
>Get to her floor
>She left her keys in her room
>Knock on the hallway door
>Everyone's already back in bed
>Fuckfuckfuck
>"Hey you can stay in my room if you want"
>"Sounds great anon"
>Spent the night cuddling with a drunk blonde qt
Rumours went around ofc
>Anon fucked Tequila Girl
>Tequila Girl fucked the weird guy from upstairs
saoirse is now a chubby girl though
why is everything north of manchester and west of newcastle so empty? england is pretty packed other than that and cornwall
My god. When I hear some old bell end in the pub moaning about immigrants I can't help but think "what the fuck have you contributed to this great society?" Fucking nothing.
At least these guys coming to our country have the gumption to get off their asses and travel half the world to better their lives. The only thing you get off your fat lazy arse for is to order an Indian.
brexiters despise foreign people
they openly admit this
>>60510174
little caesars pizzas are 5 dollars. that's $5 for a whole days worth of food, $150 for a month. if it didn't taste like shit i'd probably try to eat it every day just bc its cheap
>>60510188
why didn't you fuck her you spacker
>>60510191
She got fat and lost it again. Keep up will you.
>>60510212
FOREIGNERS!?
>>60510206
me on the left
>>60510174
>tfw got laid off on Friday
>tfw depressed
>tfw gonna drink myself to death
>tfw realize I can't afford the good stuff
>tfw I guess it's a good time to start my cut
>>60510228
>She got fat and lost it again.
uhh didn't know that, thanks pirate bro
>>60510227
Never said I didn't.
I didn't THAT NIGHT.
>>60510237
rasheedella
>>60510220
>that's $5 for a whole days worth of food
yea but it sucks because it doesn't fill you up like a real full days worth of food spread between meals
if i eat something like that ill have a big poo and still be hungry latter compared to just eating a few small meals
>>60510260
ON THE LEFT, NO THE MIDDLE YOU BLIND BAT
>>60510256
It's like you don't even /tv/
Where my shiplads at
brexit makes me think of breakfast, specifically weetabix.
gotta be up early because landlord is calling to confirm my contract wew
>>60510302
a BIG ENGLISH breakfast
>>60510209
Hoe much cock have you smoked this evening?
>>60510289
i have just visited that place for /lat/shitposting
>>60510209
what the fuck have you contributed to this great society?
Funny that rorkes hate the eu when it's literally the only way the uk can ever have a immigration system biased towards white people
What time have ye the alarm set for?
think i'm the only one in
gonna watch porn loudly
>>60510302
Can I have a little kiss please?
>>60510333
>Slavs
>white
>French
>white
>Mediterranean's
>white
Yeah no thanks
>>60510377
Rasheed
>>60510408
Rorke, FONT, Look at this fucking dog
>>60510472
this has to be the most british picture i have ever seen
doing a sad
so where did the term rorke even come from
>>60510507
doing a sad bastard more like
>>60510544
rorkes drift
>>60510550
im sorry, im gonna disappear now
>>60510576
no im sorry dont go
>>60510560
NO ERA PENAL PENDEJO
caralad
>>60510590
shouldn't you be watching usa - cr rn
>>60510598
I AM!
>>60510346
FONT
>>60510596
hello
>>60510625
what you planning to do with your life lid
you going to be neet forever?
>>60510641
no i'm applying for jobs left and right only to get ignored or rejected 2bh
How do you explain that net migration needs to go down without getting racist and upsetting people?
I honestly don't have anything against foreign people who come here, I just want to be able to explain that too many is not good.
My god. When I hear some old plebeian in the bathhouse moaning about migrants I can't help but think "what the fuck have you contributed to this Great Republic?" Fucking nothing.
At least these guys coming here to our Empire have the gumption to get off their asses and travel half of Europa to better their lives. The only thing you get off your fat lazy cūlus for is to bet on VISIGOTHI gladiators in the arena.
>>60510654
what about uni
>>60510676
just cannot be arsed with that anymore, i've tried but it wasn't for me
What one thing do you think you could add to your life that would make it much better?
>>60510654
remove the cara watermark from your cv
>>60510693
being good at guitar
but that just takes practice
>>60510693
health
>>60510656
Don't bother, the mother was talking about the American election today and how if trump wins he's gonna build a wall and start a nuclear war and we should start srockipiling food, got called a racist when I tried to explain to her about laws and borders n shiieeet
They've been brainwashed
>>60510691
You know we love you.
>>60510693
Begins with a g
ends with an f
>>60510693
friends
>>60510656
stop caring when people shout "racist" because most of the time its just reactionary
>>60510700
you think?
>>60510730
this 2bh
>>60510721
love you too :3
>>60510693
Being close to my gf
She lives 400 miles away
>>60510654
Lad you need to apply for jobs left right AND centre you're missing out
>>60510715
Do you happen to know that film where the black yank (detective?) had to investigate some rural irish area
>>60510715
Yea but I'm not so sure about some of the things Trump says. Like I said, I don't like people putting down migrants.
I just want a balanced, moderate policy.
