Momo edition
JA PIERDOLE KURWAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
USA 4 - 0 CRC
First for saviours of Vienna.
>>60512160
wew go usa :D :D :D. nah but seriously don't let "soccer" get too popular over there or you might start eclipsing the european leagues
HELP
I'm looking for the video of a black weeaboo girl that I think was trying out for an anime or something? Regardless it was high pitched and in that style. It was posted on /int/ recently and I can't find it anywhere.
POLES ARE CONSIDERED SHIT IN THE UK
>>60512193
Well you know they'll eventually learn it and win everything.
Rugby matters more though. Football is boring af.
watching the rain
really comfy
a decent barometer for male health is your morning wood
the more vicious your boner is in the morning the better
>>60512244
is the rain comfy in the UK as the movies show me??
>sorry for bad english btw
>Football is boring af.
>>60512193
HA
It's getting more popular by the year which is great
But it will never eclipse Europe
The best it will match Portugal or France
>Rugby matters more though. Football is boring af.
>>60512276
rain is comfy everywhere lad
>>60512215
mexicans are considered shit everywhere
>>60512278
it is
JOIN THE K-POP PARTY
THE ONLY PARTY THAT CAN MAKE /INT/ KOREAN AGAIN
>>60507045
>>60507045
>>60507045
>Rugby matters more though. Football is boring af.
>>60512296
where i live, it is not
>18 degrees celcius
>3am
what the fuck this is horrible
having chamomile tea lads
no, i am not a girl. chamomile can be completely hetero if you do it right.
>>60512215
We got West Indies, Pakis and Indians.
Ireland got Poles and other white Christian Europeans.
Fuck this place.
>>60512361
>>60512395
Why do people cut?
(Poleaboo is not people)
>>60512106
we're jap-chans de------su!
kawaii??
>Cant sleep
>Driving test in 5 hours
Fuck
>>60512326
oh wow
el nino?
>>60512380
NO IM NOT..
I can't get to sleep without listening to something to block out my thoughts
>>60512427
i actually got fuck all sleep before my second driving test and passed it. i stayed up getting high til like about 4am and the test was at 9.30. this was like 7 years ago though
>he played soccer and not rugby
lmao @ ur life
>>60512361
Bet you're drinking tea and no milk.
Always milk first then tea. Otherwise you shock the milk.
>>60512427
im sure you'll do fine
>>60512460
fuck rugby every time i used to play i'd end up with some injury or another
>>60512445
nonono, a simple rain
>>60512423
endorphins
>>60512481
rekt
the only real injury I had was fixed pretty easily with a bit of cheeky surgery desu
Remember the Alamo and keep to teh roads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07FdVcspOfQ
having my tea with some dark chocolate for dessert bitches don't know about the polyphenol content in my blood stream haha fuck what you heard nigga
Lads, try and imagine what the Queen's face looks like when she's taking a shit
>>60512460
this
>tfw playing other schools and being slightly more rough when the ref wasn't paying attention to give them a bad time
>>60512547
FOY
>>60512478
>>60512454
Thanks lads. Might go have a some spaghetti.
Maybe food will help me sleep.
>>60512547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60512556
Instead of investing in the UK version of NASA she put that money into a robot that sucks her shit out and turns it into corgeys
me and the gf
*runs naked through an ostrich farm*
Need the touch of a woman lads, wanking just isn't doing it for me anymore
doing a low key wank to Black Swan
>>60512707
>a fucking white male with a white female
he needs to be mexican
>>60512482
aj
why is it like this
>>60512748
because we are third world DUH
>>60512556
Phil was a horny Greek lad and she was a qt. You know he railed her every way imaginable to make all those kids.
He must have stuck the thumb in when she was cumming a few times.
>that impenetrable group of normies who are impossible to converse with because they only talk about other normies
>>60512765
>Phil was a horny Greek lad
he is Bavarian
>>60512791
Are you quite sure he has no Greek blood?
look at this fucking dog
>>60512831
yes
AHAHHG WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
>>60512831
Didn't he have to flee to the UK cuz of riots in Greece?
>>60512887
1922
>>60512838
guaff guaff
>>60512909
Well, that's when the monarchy was overthrown.
>>60512887
the Greek royalty were Bavarians installed by Europe's great powers, no connection to any historical Greek royalty
>>60512909
Fuck. That's a long time ago. He ded soon?
>>60512950
undying
>>60512935
The old lad gave her a good pounding for years and she loved it.
>>60512955
Does that mean Charles' hair will grow back?
>>60512977
No, his vital essence is being stolen by his parents.
>>60512977
That poor lad will never be king.
He was cucked. Diana had to have been wiped out. Fucking a mussie.
>>60512935
No, the greeks were obviously descendants of Black Africans from the ancient Egyptian civilizations.
>>60513025
reminder that Diana turned him from pic related into what he is today
JUST
>uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLRS5mCj8Yg
what a freakshow of a country
>>60513073
Naw, that was his new bitch of a wife
If he had stayed true to Dianna, he could've had a year as King before the people made him abdicate
>>60513089
I know. I used to be embarrassed as fuck of my dad too.
We are gunna do stupid dances at parties and show your friends what colour teeth are naturally.
>>60512427
I hope that's a motorbike test
>>60513179
i don't think it is desu
>>60513194
kys
Might buy a vape
hey lads haha
really makes you think
>>60513089
Exclamation marks not points reminding you to put u's in colour and labour.
Remind you normalcy isn't a word.
>>60513205
Get an MFLB
>>60513203
i'm sorry, i don't understand what you're saying
>>60513227
a what
>>60513089
You hate your old dad don't you?
Nor mal ity
>>60513214
>"Mass" shootings
>Not showing normal gun related homicides
I really miss her. The pain won't go away.I don't know what to do.
>>60513253
Magic Flight Launch Box
sleep is the uncle of death or some such nonsense
*reports you to the local baron for witchcraft*
enjoy that pyre, knave
huge crane fly just flew into my room and i haven't the foggiest of where it's gone.
>>60513292
stay up all night and gain a day to your life
>>60513276
I can't get weed
I have no friends
>>60513251
kill
your
self
haha those birds sure do love singing and i have to have my window open because it's too warm to sleep but i'm still awake because of the birds ahahahhaha i feel great
>>60513319
>I can't get weed
Because it is illegal, isn't it obvious?
did they ever have witch trials in england?
Just bought this fan for my room
cost me £70
Might have something playing in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBkv7pU9Eo
>>60513349
what kind of a question is that you moron where do you think the witch hunting culture came from?
>>60513410
Germany
>>60513410
all me
>>60513319
Did you ask /brit/?
>>60513109
>stayed true to Dianna
she was a slag with mental issues
>>60513410
>you moron
Bit cheeky. Was a fair question.
how adorable he is
>>60513361
i have a similar fan. when your room is fucking hot having the fan right on you makes it slightly tolerable
>>60513410
>colonials are incapable of making decisions and inventing new things
>>60513475
*gasp*
She was the people's princess!
>>60513475
>she was a slag with mental issues
but enough about your mum
wouldnt even mind if the diana conspiracy was true
id be glad our royal family is still alpha enough to wipe out slags that fucks muzzies desu
>>60513508
She was a cokehead.
Sloane ranger of the early 80's
could you imagine if Mexicans beat up whites in the 40's and 50's
mämmi is dead, can I join?
>>60513498
My room is in an attic so all the heat rises up here
It feels like your entering a sauna when you walk up the stairs
unironically still think i'm destined for greatness lads
>>60513504
come on lad witch trials in early colonial america were simply a reflection of shit that had been going on it europe for centures. we burned joan of arc for being a witch in the 1400s
>>60513549
Always welcome Mongolian la.
>>60513549
of course
Business idea: "/brit/ and friends" thread
>>60513556
>tfw a bunch of your family members tell you you're really smart and destined for greatness but you're just like nah
*hops on your bed*
*puts arse over your face*
*spreads cheeks*
PPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>60513595
We're an affable bunch these days. Not always that way.
>>60513615
>>60513596
>>60513595
>>60513578
fuck off you weak American cunts
>>60513595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
An American walks into a bar in London and orders a beer. The bartender asks if he's American.
The American replies "Why yes I am. Is it my accent or my stunning looks that made you ask?"
The Bartender, "No, you're just the fattest fuck I've ever seen."
>>60513644
fuck you
america is better than the uk ever was
Might go to tesco tomorrow
Got like 10 vouchers for free shit like cheesecakes
>>60513644
why would you waste your time writing this
>>60513691
tsun
A runt walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the runt.
The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.
>>60513644
I walked into a bar in London once
A few in fact
goodnight you unfunny fucking spackers
SPACKER LOL
>>60513369
Christian magic is stronger than druid magic.
Kinda hoped the cool one was stronger..
o-okay.
Picts were useless neway.
>magic
>>60513688
Can I have one?
explain these
>i'm american
>>60513644
Why did you even bother?
>>60513644
>>60513792
Okay
who /excitedfortheeuros/ here?
can't wait 2bh, 1 whole month of footie watching NEET comfiness
i am not american
>>60513815
Surprisingly thin face for that amount of lard.
>>60513369
>BBC not even allowed to film the book of Kells. Good lads Ireland.
>>60513827
>not realizing Copa America started last friday
That's an entire week of footie you're missing out on nigga
Get with the times and stop trying to impress your British masters
England is going out in the groups anyway
gonna move over to saudi arabia lads
do they have good weed
>soccer
oh boy, time for another rousing show of men kicking the ball back and forth
>>60513865
I've been watching some of the games, the Mexico-Uruguay and Chile-Argentina games were really good, but I got really disheartened with the tournament after we got dismantled by Colombia in the first game
plus the euros have higher quality generally
>anything
oh boy, time for another rousing show of X doing Y.
>>60513898
nerd lol
>>60513898
the peruvian
>>60513779
Sorry Mr boring normalton we can talk about taxes if you want
>>60513920
>he didn't watch America kick the shit out of Costa Rica to go second in the group
Typical bandwagon fag
www./brit/@Geocities.org
me on the world wide web
Had great success fishing this evening lads
Caught 3 big bass in the span of ~30 minutes
>>60513954
Stop culturally appropriating Peru.
>divegrass
I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me
>>60513988
peruvians are the real aryans......Hitler took inspiration from them
I used to play this a lot back in the 90's
>>60513815
Poor cunt.
Have you lads seen that rotten.com website. Blimey
Hockey playoffs are on now and you expect me to sit through some greasy wops prance around a field for hours?
>>60513969
I was napping 2bh, I woke up and it was 3-0 at halftime, figured I didn't need to catch the second half? did we look much better than against colombia or is costa rica just shit?
>>60514048
lol no one in canada is watching the playoffs
>>60514056
*parp*
>>60514062
including me because I don't watch sports :^)
Americans, where about in the US are you from?
>>60514048
>implying anyone gives a shit about the Sharks
>implying Canada was even invited to the Copa
You don't even sports do you?
>>60512106
Why not have actual British woman? Instead of posting a plastic gook whore
>>60514088
The Sandhills region of North Carolina
Prince Harry is a homosexual
>>60514098
USA is a Hispanic country
>>60514088
The Sandmountains region of South Carolina
gn
how many of you know how to skateboard?
I used to be able too but haven't in years, would like to get practicing again
>>60514056
Assuming that's not your mum, Nice one chap. If it's your mum, nice one chap.
>>60514088
Best Coast
>>60514160
kawabunga d00d B)
>>60514160
Years back yeah. Knees are fucked now.
>>60514178
gross
>>60514160
getting back into skateboarding in your 20's is mong tier
>go to /sg/ and remind them that they support a country who was an ally of the USSR
>they just say ""NO MAN HE IS A FASCIST NATIONALIST LIKE US"""
>>60514159
gn Irish lad.
>>60514193
that's what I'm worried about desu
>>60514219
So, you'll never do a kickflip properly after 24ish. .
Ah yes, David Beckham the English "legend".
>>60514250
not that old
>>60514257
>yfw DB speaks Spanish in a Sprint commercial
>>60512395
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>60514267
Fair nuff.
>>60514257
Mousey voiced cunt.
>>60514281
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
nuff?
>>60512106
that jap girl is cutest in the k-pop girlband
Might go down to Buckingham palace today
>>60514323
>nuff
Nuff is a fine tobacco snorted in the 1800s when lads came to an agreement.
but tobacco kills though
>>60514304
Fucking kek.
How come he is presented as England's greatest sportsmen.
>>60514375
>snuff
have you ever done it? literally the most fedora tier of tobacco, and it burns like hell
Wayne Rooney is the greatest living Englishman
Harry Kane close second
Nigel Farage close third
>>60514401
Jesus lad, thought we were making nuff a maymay.
Might start smoking a pipe
>>60514401
You're not supposed to rail it like coke you utter melt
You're supposed to take a small amount and just sit it in your nostril
I AM A PROFESIONAL DIPPER
>start a secret group on facebook with fake accounts
>invite others from 4chan with other fake accounts
>and anonymous secret group but that is more exclusive and identifiable then 4chan w instant messaging and such
>could likely put our heads together and do something
what could we do lads?
>>60514455
Down
>>60514455
a poo
>>60514401
>and it burns like hell
Aye fuck that. My grandad did. Now just Scandi hipsters.
Considering giving myself cancer lads.
>>60514437
>knowing the proper snuff technique
I bet you unironically wear fedoras out in public
>>60514428
this is a close second for the most fedora tobacco consumption form
>>60514479
now there's an idea
dip>>>vape
>>60514455
we could via coordination
a) intercept comment sections that give overwhelming support for an opposing argument
b) send messages/letters in support/against something
etc
>>60514479
If you're in Melbourne. Half way there boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q
el CHI
CA
NO
mexicANO must reply to this post within 10 minutes or i kill myself
>>60514571
Kill yourself please
>>60514571
pirate scum
>>60514580
el colombiANO
>>60514583
el mexicANO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJJAJAAJJAJAJA
>>60514581
Mine's bigger
>>60514581
That's fucking ancient lad.
Rate dog
>>60514455
About just as much as you twinks do on /brit/
This place is like estrogen central with all the passive-aggressive cries for help and empathy
>>60514597
Feliz ano nuevo
>>60514610
27 years old
>>60514609
don't disagree desu but there are some good lads
atleast we can filter all the nerds out this way
lads HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE update with the barista qt
just asked her out on a date and she said yes
-enter scene-
*a convoy of humvees travel along a dirt part in the Kun Nee Valley-oh wait lol wrong character!
right so
-enter scene-
*i knew she finished at 2 because i had already bought a coffee today and so i waited around outside her place kind of hiding behind boards and stuff until she left. lads my heart was going something like 500BPM and i felt like throwing up it was textbook anatomy banter. anyway she comes out and i go
>hey [her name] sorry for ambushing you. you can probably visibly see how nervous i am but i was wondeirng if you wanted to get a drink sometime
>sure
>cool whats your last name btw?
>*she begins saying it and spelling it out before i interrupt her*
>dw about it we're both friends with [mutual mates name] ill just find out through her friends
and so here we are lads. seems to be the wrap up of chapter 1 of this saga.
one love, brothers. one love.
>>60514649
>>60514581
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ;-;
/brit/ is turning gay
>>60514609
lad, get the fella sucked. You'll feel better. Now, not saying it should be a female, I know how you lads are but there's always something willing somewhere. Straya particularly.
will not be reading one character of that epic
>>60514678
It's always been gay
But /real nigga hours/ is when the cool gay guys come out and play (ie: no attention seeking Poleaboo in dresses)
Lads all my .png files with transparent backgrounds that I have saved have black backgrounds in their thumbnail. How do I change this?
>>60514696
>It's always been gay
once i asked how a pussy tastes like....and i received many replies
>>60514696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qgn1Rc0YJ4
Im turtle heading lads.
oi legit give my barista post a response because thats the end of a saga so like uhhh .... :X just DO IT lol
went for a swim
saw a turtle heading
I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box
>>60514657
Good lad now FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>60514723
>no Jonny Marr
I-i just can't listen to him!
>>60514785
*jumps in box*
thanks
*uses imagination to pretend box is a magical thing in a magical place*
>>60514708
pls help
Wasn't like this before, not sure what's changed.
>>60514785
Cheers lad. Might live in it. American boxes are a step up from Brit houses.
May poke a few holes for aeration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRswxxT3HQ8
the magic box
>>60514847
>Imaaaginaaation
Ftfy
this thread got fucking gay real quick
>mum walked in on me fapping to trap hentai
CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES