le dificult game three
when you're talking to people in real life do you pronounce the slashes in "/brit/"?
>Remainers will defend this
>>60505804
not really
I tried my electric toothbrush because it vibrates a little when you turn it on and could only get it in about 1/2 an inch at the most
>>60505791
CCCP
If leave wins I'm going on a destructive rampage, everything targeted with extreme prejudice you bunch of fucking runts
lol is that the mayor from the wire?
Dark Souls > Demons Souls > Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls 2
LOOKS LIKE MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
ahhhh yes
>>60505909
yeah his names mcnutly and his catchphrase is "shiieeeettt"
>posting in here like it's a real /brit/ thread
fucking melts
WHY IS HEARTS OF IRON IV SO BASED
>>60505866
don't tell people you even come here slash lad slash.
KILTS AND BAGPIPES ARE ENGLISH
DO NOT LET THE SCOTTISH MENACE STEAL OUR CULTURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiuMwskhsGk
>sometimes daydream about seeing my old orange cat around the house
>get up early one day for work, not much sleep
>as I'm leaving the house I see an orange cat curled up on a chair outside
>have a mild heart attack for half a second before I realise it's a stray
Bloody strays
Dyson Airmultiplier™ AM06 Desk Fan 12 Inch Iron/Blue
>>60505972
make this post in response to me and you'll get a coming to you
Dead Money > Lonesome Road > Honest Hearts > Old World Blues
reposting for awareness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM
>>60505866
>Talking to people IRL
FONT
REAL NEW
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60505967
I've missed you best ally
>>60505967
am i imagining things or does she look like sophie ellis bextor
>>60505931
shiieeeettt
>>60506018
FUCK OFF WITH THREAD WARS YOU SAD FUCK
>>60506018
>no fun allowed
fuck off melt
>>60505967
is she OK..? it looks like he's hurting her..
>>60505948
I fucking love England getting back to her folk roots. Always good.
t.Irish
>>60505991
Dyson Airmultiplier™ AM06 Desk Fan 12 Inch Iron/Blue
Not a real meme
well good mornin all
bit cold out, irish weather
the sun is out though
i know i added the all but its a good haiku still
>not a /brit/ thread
>no edition
>le funny bane meme
We're all in the real non reddit edition
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60505967
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
>>60506018
>>60506097
Fuck off idiot
>>60506064
didnt plan this far ahead
u on hols?
finished the plane documentary
they spend £20,000 of fuel for a single flight haha that's more than you lot earn in an entire year
>>60506097
You seem upset
>>60506097
>6 replies
>we're all
yea no
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE LOUDEST THUNDER IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE
IT SOUNDS LIKE LITERAL EXPLOSIONS NEXT TO ME
>>60506044
Not a thread war, there is only one /brit/ thread below the bump limit and it's here
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506056
He's just pleasuring her.
>>60505867
Vile pakis.
>this autistic sperg spamming his shitty thread
Top kek. What a loser.
>>60506113
ye came back on satdy
all done til results
>>60506092
Craic la?
this is extremely gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHRmx4yV4MY
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506006
>>60506152
good craic yeah
>>60506097
>We're all in the real non reddit edition
Literally nobody is in there you sperg
>>60506114
That's a lot of fuel.
>>60506139
/brit/ is in this ones subject line
it was posted first
whats ur problem
>>60506151
laaavly
hope you did well x
tube this fridee
>>60506137
>Israel
>caring about the UK
I thought we were your greatest ally? What the fuck, Shlomo?!
I will NEVER forget this betrayal.
>>60506137
fucking hell I've wanked like 3 times already total and I'm hard again.
>THIS IS ACTUALLY THE LOUDEST THUNDER IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE
>IT SOUNDS LIKE LITERAL EXPLOSIONS NEXT TO ME
>thread wars
of course it's Ukip
>>60506171
Fuck off. Nobody wants to post in your shitty thread, autismo.
>zika virus now in my state thanks to immigration from central america
Ahh yes
Haha change up their OP just a little and brits will scramble to reassemble their safe space
>>60505791
Nigel
I don't think I could be an attractive girl. I'd just spend all day fingerfucking myself in front of a mirror.
Disappointed at the lack of thunder in my area desu.
>>60506236
youd stop being attractive pretty ruddy quick
>>60506228
most racist post I've seen all day
>>60506184
>tube this fridee
unironically 'no'
at grandparents wont be back until sundy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI7xxhp0rk8
Americans are dumber than ever before. Here's the shocking proof...
>>60506228
sure it isnt from yank slags returning from BMC holidays?
it's too bloody hot lads
>>60506236
>I don't think I could be an attractive girl
no, the transmogrification process is still deeply flawed
>>60506236
if you were a girl your brain would work differently and you wouldn't do that
Indian gf wants me to lick her bum lads
It's not like I haven't done it before I just really want to play video games instead
>>60506262
yeah like i said next fridee
>>60506172
Ahh fair nuff then.
Cheers for not inviting me Spaniard.
Portuguese are lads never trust a Span
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzAvQBgHjY
on the one hand its comfy to have rain back again
but i dont like the fact that the thunder is so loud to the point that its almost hurricane levels
not that comfy
>>60505983
I think Willem Dafoe couldn't handle it. It had gears and moving parts and shit all up in his face for hours on end.
i think growing up in North California during the 70s/80s/90s in a middle class family would be pretty based
>>60506193
don't think I've ever done 3 a day in my life lad. I tried the other day and I couldn't get myself to to do it. but then again I've been wanking or more rarely fucking p much everyday since I was 13.
Might give myself 3 or 4 days off and then go to town
>>60506304
your learning
>>60506282
*Licks finger then places it on my ass*
Tssss
has anyone seen this dog
>>60505867
>he liked the tweet
>>60506284
your routines still going from strength to strength i see
>>60506350
it's been really dry for me these past couple of years but I've always had a very high sex drive. It's tough.
REMINDER:
Voting to leave the EU literally doesn't matter. We won't be leaving.
1) The government have no plan to actually leave, if we vote to, they will overthrow it and have their own election in the pretense of democracy and vote to stay
2) The EU won't let us leave. They'll tell us to revote or say no - like the dead with Denmark, France, The Netherlands, Portugal etc.
3)The votes will be rigged
4)In voters outnumber out voters
5)If we do leave we won't actually leave for 5 years - in that time we'll have a revote and the amount of immigrants in that time will have increased to give a sufficient 'right' vote
We aren't leaving lads. Save your time and don't even bother. There is nothing left for white people anymore and the quicker you accept that the faster you will find happiness in chasing other pursuits.
im an absolute melt
because i'm absolutely melting from this heat lol x
clean hand post
>>60506284
Alight Calvin
>>60506399
you know it
>>60506416
m8 should I send some more tinfoil down
>yfw there are literally british people voting remain because they think it means they're not racist
>>60506387
Size of the cunt.
Bounce was a pedo. Can't trust them.
>>60506466
>pedo
fuck off yank
this desu
can you imagine
average brexiters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xGZWQLV-A8
>>60506342
absolutely this
pædo
>REMINDER:
>Voting to leave the EU literally doesn't matter. We won't be leaving.
>1) The government have no plan to actually leave, if we vote to, they will overthrow it and have their own election in the pretense of democracy and vote to stay
>2) The EU won't let us leave. They'll tell us to revote or say no - like the dead with Denmark, France, The Netherlands, Portugal etc.
>3)The votes will be rigged
>4)In voters outnumber out voters
>5)If we do leave we won't actually leave for 5 years - in that time we'll have a revote and the amount of immigrants in that time will have increased to give a sufficient 'right' vote
>We aren't leaving lads. Save your time and don't even bother. There is nothing left for white people anymore and the quicker you accept that the faster you will find happiness in chasing other pursuits.
>>60506488
>vertical filming
what the fuck is wrong with this person
>>60506350
seriously? i wank 2-3 times a day every day and i'm 26 now. i did 810 in one year and my record in one day is 10. i also did 4 in 45 minutes.
this spreadsheet is 3 years old now but i'm still going strong, last week featured a 5 day and a 6 day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14
>average remainers
my penis used to get hard as a rock
nowadays it gets hard as a sock
going to bed good day
>>60506459
there are people who are willing to force their children to grow up in an undemocratic multicultral dystopia because they don't want the tories to be slightly more powerful for 4 years
>>60506551
good lad
>>60506416
voting on the 23rd is pretty time-consuming desu
>>60506558
Same :/
Although it appeared to be fixed earlier
>>60506558
Alright Eminem
My kgf finally came lads
average brexit poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyuSsyhROE0
I'm actually an immigrant and I'm voting leave. How the fuck can anybody justify staying in
>>60506484
>>60506573
me too
c u in a bit
bf texts me far too often but I don't want to reveal my power level by ignoring him or telling him to fuck off, what do
>>60506608
Is she wrong?
Just covertly found out that a girl I've been seeing for the past two weeks (just going out + sex) is an online "femdom" cam girl and sells shit online
Might ignore her for a while now
>>60506603
Time to buy her shoes.
>>60506672
how did you find that out
When your mate says be there or be square and you didn't go
>>60506608
she looks coked up with that swinging jaw
>>60506573
nite lad
can't tell which were worse posters today
normies or the casual racists (UKIP supporters)
and don't say a ukip supporter can be a normie. We all know they're projecting their shit life onto others with their racist and hatred fueled ideology.
>>60506754
lulz!
>>60506603
*ruins your package on your doorstep*
>>60506551
wow lad, I'm impressed. I love that part of yr routine is dedicated to filling this out. Hope you were ok during that gap in september/october
>>60506636
fuck off faggot
>>60506783
wow such an informative post, fuck off you goon
>>60506793
Why have that saved? Just off the /b/ boat?
Also lad
>meme arrows
*we don't do that* here
good night lads.
>>60506793
not my proudest wank
Feels weird when I stop up past my bedtime, but mummy isn't here tonight so I can stay up as late as I want!!
I should be asleep now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3vL_0XtiVY
>average remainer
>>60506900
night la
just saw an extremely bright flash out the window
wasn't lightning either
business idea: 22 mile round trip to get some mcdonalds.
>>60506898
think you might be new around these parts
>>60506946
It's the Russians, quick under a table or something.
>>60506965
>think you might be new around these parts
Oh?
Why might you say that?
trying to sneak some photos of this lad from outside his house and i accidentally just took a picture with the flash enabled
not sure if he noticed
>>60506946
Somebody is here to rob you.
CALL THE POLICE OR FIGHT THEM
>>60507002
*informs you that this gimmick is fairly popular here*
>>60506946
where
really makes one think
>>60506946
I just saw lightning out my window
*throws my fedora like a shuriken and slices everyone in this threads' head off and then catches it and flips it back onto my head*
I'm voting 'Stay'.
*does a post*
>>60507100
but no one would be alive to hear u? typical remainer
>>60506793
>hitting a girl
>can't even knock her over
Why can't asians fight?
>>60506887
not an argument
Back then:
>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
>>60507044
Nooo, it's not lad. Maybe /a/ or some rubbish board like that but certainly not on /int/ and, not on /brit/.
*unsheaths katana* Yeah grow up lad.
>>60507100
*Ascends from hell through a murky portal and draws two handsaws*
I'm here you re-leave you of your life
Really don't believe this calorie meme
Don't think I'll ever get fatter
WHICH ONE OF YOUS BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!
>>60507159
unironically the most racist post i've read for a good while.
is this pasta?
Have you ever noticed how little Paki boys love Spiderman?
>Back then:
>>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time >before it shuts. warm night tonight
>>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow >>and cold.
>>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>>ere bruv
>>sorry?
>>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>>how can i help you?
>>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>>i haven't got my phone on me
>>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>>i-i-i need tha...
>>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>>i told u i fuckin cut u
>>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>>p-p-please
>>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
>Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
Bed time.
>>60507261
Not really, no
>>60507181
are you being ironic? it's pretty popular here and not so much on any other board
Brushed my teeth and I'm in bed but can't really sleep as I am rather hungry. Oh what a dilemma have found myself in.
What shall I do lads?
ey up loves how you holdin up
>>60507308
>Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
>>60507337
Keep an eye out. It's actually mental when you notice it. Massively disproportionate to other cartoon/superhero characters.
Nice sunny cloudless day in SoCal lads
>>60507312
tarah tainton>this cuckold bitch
>>60507350
you dont need food to sleep
go to bed
>>60507044
/int/ is the final resting place of all lads from all boards. Our bones are here. This is where you check out or, hang around too long.
*posts a gimmick*
can't be bothered with females
>>60507350
how can you be in bed and on a computer
hmmm??
>>60507350
eat some toothpaste
>>60507385
whats a socal
>>60507384
Spiderman/Batman are the most popular by far and Spiderman merchandises better
Alri' lads
>>60507405
Love to make her gag on my cock.
dirty little cunt.
>>60507423
Don't get me wrong, Spiderman was my shit when I was a kid but proportionally speaking paki boys can't seem to get enough
average /brit/ poster
>>60507411
Well my friend, there's these things we have nowadays which are kind of like mini computers, all inside a handheld device called a smartphone!
>>60507474
Seen worse rooms posted here tee bee haych
>>60507474
Please don't post my pics again without asking.
It's very rude.
>>60507346
What like, in the last year?
Yeah fine.
Whatever lad.
Understand there are much more pathetic than you. Some of us have been here a long time.
>>60507420
Southern California my dude
>>60507510
remember this?
>Love to make her gag on my cock.
>dirty little cunt.
>>60507474
me on the left
>>60507517
uh oh we got a badass over here
>desklad topped himself
>>60507509
Sounds awfully clumsy to use.
morning
>>60506392
>Noorudean
>>60507580
say it aint so
Bit warm this evening lads.
What happened to maisiebro, lads?
Punch a pole and vote brexit
>>60507572
Not a badass, but I did just vote for Trump.
Eowyn
>>60507533
Anyone have the Greenland lads pics? Not the ones that got him banned obviously.
>>60507427
d-did you depose georgie?
E O W Y N
>>60507665
fucking brute deserves the gallows
>>60507656
FUCK.OFF
O
F
F
>>60507630
it will not go
who here /saw blink-182 live in kingston/ tonight?
>>60507702
george had already died unfotunately m8
Why are my eyes different colours?
>>60507715
She was better Gibla. I always thought that.
>>60507665
always find it so weird how women think they can even remotely match men in terms of physical strength
theyre way better than men in other stuff but fighting isnt one of them
put a gummy bear under my foreskin and ate it
bet you can't do that yanks
>>60507658
wew ey up el lad how's it goin?
> tfw sensitive nipples
> mfw my friend teases me sometimes by pinching them
>>60507766
are you an anime character desu?
>>60507793
forgot about this gimmick
i've always enjoyed the filename the most
haha
>>60507799
Yes. Does this make me a main character?
>>60507777
What is one thing they are better than men at?
"A majority of people who look black British or nonwhite have those concerns and you're dismissing them!"
>"W-well, can I-can I tell you that lots of them voted for my party in the last election-"
>"DID THEY?!"
>"-stand for us as candidates-"
>"DID THEY, CAN I SEE THE EVIDENCE??"
>"and-and-"
>"ON WHAT NUMBERS??"
>"you're not listening, are you?"
>"HOW MANY OF THE THREE PERCENT VOTED FOR UKIP?"
crikey
>>60507848
dunno really i just didnt want to sound too fedora with my post so i added that bit in
>>60507777
Things women are way better than men at:
1. Giving birth
2. ????
alright lads, had fun chatting about brexit but i need to go
if any of you want to continue the discussion later then follow me on twitter @notatypicaltory and we can chat there
>>60507777
>theyre way better than men in other stuff but fighting isnt one of them
>>60507856
who are you quoting
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET *smacks lips*
The gf on the left
>>60507848
Making sandwiches :)
>>60507848
Women have more muscle.
>>60507777
>theyre way better than men in other stuff but fighting isnt one of them
>>60507892
It's from Farage's """"""debate"""""
>>60507893
it feels a bit racist when you use a picture of a real person
please delete this
I must confess
that my lonliness
is killing me now
>>60507866
Fedora would be white knighting,
Hard to tell if Lisicki is shitposting on purpose or he's just being fucking stupid
>>60507848
looking after kids
looking good
>>60507871
>>60507883
>>60507940
lads lads lads please, i just said it because >>60507866
>>60507950
Don't ya know I still believe
>>60507866
fair play
>>60507647
good post
dog says who wants a fight?
>>60507893
I've never seen a black lad smack lips. Is it an American thing?
Fucked if I know what it means.
Wouldn't that shifty looking cunt in my house though. Face I want to smack.
fakin freezin in 'ere
>>60507665
i dont feel bad for the woman if thats what you're trying to do. lad let her hit him full force repeatedly for 40 seconds before he retaliated.
dogs are so dumb that you can call them stupid and they dont understand
>>60507893
nice teeth
it's so fucking hot JESUS
>>60508052
I'll fuckin av you k9
>>60507985
More women abuse kids.
>>60508094
Depends on the breed of dog desu.
Alot of them are dumb but if you say that to their face sometimes they'll bite you after shortly comprehending what you said.
>>60508052
She's about 20. Good going for a rottie.
just playing some hoi4 haha lads
might have a wank in front of strangers on omegle Tbh lads
>>60507982
>just being
cheers la'
>>60508161
>she
can't you see his cock, mate. It's massive.
He's 8, not 20 and he still wants a fight.
*grinds teeth*
the aluminium seat of southwestoss is mine by rights
those that say "no" are not my friends
get on your knees or i will *dalek voice* EXTER-MINATE you
*lights a match and burns my daughter's elbow with it*
sorry i didn't mean to
