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cara
the mummy gf
maisie
>>60503950
very good post ngl
Black guy on Newsnight: "He was a solid 7/10"
Is he one of us?
/brit/ equiv of this album lads?
proper depressed init
why does race and "racism" have any relevance on the leave/stay vote?
All brits are pastie babies
Italian flag pretending
>>60503991
>ranking things out of 10
i invented this gimmick six months ago actually check the archive
>old thread not page 10
The janny's gonna blimmin lose it I tells ya!!
Wahey!!!
signed for a sick ting flat today lids
Lads, if you eat above your calorie maintenance
Does fat get distributed into your arms too? Or is it just your belly
>>60504009
unknown pleasures you nonce
>>60504048
The solid 7 meme has been around on /sp/ for over 5 months.
>>60503950
>>60503970
>>60503977
>>60503987
>>60503991
>>60504002
>>60504007
>>60504009
>>60504046
>>60504047
Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage
Next question
*walks towards the camera*
You ever get the urge to just hit someone??
>>60504098
yeah they stole it from me doe check the archives
>>60504117
how dear you
hello
>>60504121
yeah you you insufferable cunt
Next time I've got a free house I think I'll unironically get a bucket of KFC on my own hehe
Pretty embarrassing otherwise
>>60504074
yes but distribution in men is more focused on the belly
>>60503512
boaty mcboatface
>>60504098
>for over 5 months
you mean 5 years, right?
me lads
>>60504121
like old people that are walking too slow and you just wanna arm bar the cunts.
>>60504152
alri
>>60504009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc
seriously though, leaving the eu might be a good idea.
>>60504128
Fuck off, stealing credit for memes is the worst crime anyone can commit.
>>60504159
So how do I get my arms to get fatter?
>remain voters
>>60504183
sir davos?
>>60504167
sleep tight porker
>>60503945
It's you whose out Gobbie, out of your mind.
>>60504166
Yeah, that's what I meant.
>>60504167
Where do you even get Xanax in the UK
>>60504082
you know what, i didnt actually think of jd. proper embarrased now, gonna do a close thread
>>60504182
Saw Hook at the weekend. JD set was sublime.
>13+4
>>60504233
*slams the DOOR BEHIND YOU* YERRR AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU ALL, YOU'RE ALL MEAN AND RACIST AND.. handsome.
FUCK YOU BRITAIN.
>>60504224
from drug dealers
>>60504197
very good post
I just did a poo on your head haha take that cunt
Who /remain/ here?
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...
>>60504183
This can't be real, surely.
>>60504294
you
remaining a virgin that is
>>60504288
More like you get it off the dark net.
>>60504294
Here la
Cameron was amazing tonight
>Who /remain/ here?
>>60504334
ah yes, the dark net where no drug dealers exist
>tfw suppose to vitalise documents for the boss but high af
poo
poo
smelly poo
smellier poo
the smelliest poo
>>60504294
Why?
doing some casual breast grasping
Aup miduck
>>60504368
more like Crogaytia
>>60504224
from poo dealers
>>60504388
pics
Starting my new job at Sports Direct's warehouse tomorrrow. Pretty excited 2bh
>>60504286
As an American your opinion actually means very little to us.
>>60504327
>>60504340
>>60504352
>>60504383
Actually it was a trick to root out remain scum in MY /brit/, kys
Poo poo /poo/ poo?
poo desu
>>60504356
stop trying to act cool you bellend.
>tfw black so can't be racist
lol I'm voting leave too haha lmao
>If you say Muslims will become the majority you are Islamophobic
Doesn't this statement imply that Britain being majority Muslim would be a bad thing - and is in itself Islamophobic?
>>60504364
im tellin ur maw
>>60504400
United Poodom of Poopstain
>>60504190
stop posting the worst member
>>60504286
poohead
Why are bremainers so ridiculously arrogant?
They see it as their duty to educate the poor raycis sun reading little englander beer swilling footy hooligans
>>60504340
>admits that he doesn't like the EU
>admits that he's relying on unnegotiated laws (despite being unable to get what he wanted in his last negotiations)
>admits that Britain would survive without the EU
Farage didn't do particularly amazing either, but neither did Cameron.
>>60504459
stop posting all together
poo
>>60504183
ah yes, surely we must open our hearts and accept one billion new europeans
what? Europe alone doesn't even have one billion people in it?
who cares lol, they will pay your pensions, plus you'll be dead anyways so why do you care you big racist
>>60504431
>act
evryone should delte everything
Got a job at the poo factory, I'm starting tomorrow
>>60504456
Repoolic of pooatia
>>60504428
Assburgers is okay.
>>60504415
moment has passed
moving on to the shoulderblades
need a massage desu
That black bitch tonight is the reason racism exists.
posting from my crib lads
just gone and done a great big stonking poo
mum's gonna bloody lose it when she finds out!
the world is turning to shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsrPAgD2edc
well good morning
have I even posted in this thread yet
pooing in my garden lads haha
>>60503945
Knob Gobblin?
fucking hell anyone in manchester here
that was the loudest thunder ive ever heard in my life
What? You what to vote leave? Racist!
poo ngl
Any tips on how to get free movement in my bum?
>>60504505
racist
*thunderous applause from my peers as you are drowned out*
>>60504549
loads of fibre
>>60504516
can i get some food
>>60504443
If you don't want britain to become an Islamic country you are RACIST
>>60504490
pis pit poo pound poopty pan pour? pow pany pooadays poo poo pet per pear?
>>60504510
Truly the end of times or something
>>60504425
>tfw you will never get consensually raped by handsome britbongs
>mfw my repressed homosexual feelings are coming out on /int/
>tfw a britbong is telling me he doesn't care what my opinion is
>mfw I will never have big british COCK inside of me
Why even live?
>>60504559
What's something rich in fibre I can stick up there?
>>60504505
She genuinely made me hate niggers.
who /lightning/ here
Heart Of Iron IV is based af tbqh lads
Played as Hungary, conquered Transylvania, conquered Bosnia, Croatia and vojvodina. Occupied Greece then conquered Western Bulgaria
>>60504533
Loudest I heard was when your mum fell of the bed after I cum in her mouth.
how do you ask a girl out
>>60504479
you first
is terraria worth my time
>>60504549
Penis
just done a poo in the kettle
might give it a boil
>>60504594
not degrading myself by posting that gimmick
>>60504603
>Played as Hungary, conquered Transylvania, conquered Bosnia, Croatia and vojvodina. Occupied Greece then conquered Western Bulgaria
did you, yeah?
>>60504646
Fuck off you irrelevant slime. I'm tired of your shit.
>>60504533
Chorlton here and I agree. There it goes again.
>>60504599
0161
>>60504606
>my bull and I have a proposition for you m'lady.....
stop it
stop posting about poo like this
youre ruining it
it wont be funny anymore when i say it
Delet this
>>60504603
woah dude!
can you wipe your own bum too? that would be about as impressive
>>60504606
Just be yourself
>>60504646
Yea, also kicked the allies out of southern Rome. Planning on conquered Southern Ruthenia now but it's under Soviet contrik
>>60504608
If you play with other people it's bretty good.
>>60504606
using words
>>60504534
God damn the EU is a cancer.
really makes you think
did a poo in the washing machine
>>60504594
innocent smoothie enema
Any of you /functional illiterates/ ever read some real literature?
>>60504681
Share your HOI IV Stories, friend. :)
>>60504582
You're beneath me. I wouldn't even spit on you.
Jolly ho old chaps. Whom will be thy next king after Lizzy croaks you old buggers? *sips tea*
>>60504722
Yes, I've read Infinite Jest
Want a qt gf
Is that too much to ask?
I'm not even particularly picky
>>60504534
>>60504699
if you actually read that article they are stating that the migrant should be deported rather then being held, and also given time to voluntarily leave
still bad but not as bad
>>60504701
>>60504470
>Farage didn't do particularly amazing either,
He did exceptionally well. Everything was focused, no bs. Our lad faced a difficult audience but answered clearly and concisely every question.
Dave, in contrast bullshitted his way through the entire segment. He even fucked up the final plant for his platform end speech.
Northerners will see it for what it was. Only the most retarded Londoners will think we won that.
Nige owned it, surprisingly.
>>60504792
Bloody wanker fuck off
>>60504745
Probably Wills
Charles will probably die before Liz does.
Woah!!
seems really weird to me that they had this kind of music in the Victorian era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guhp4es2RgU
isnt it*sniggering*isnt it FUNNY*sniggering away*isnt it just FUNNY how enema*snigging out*sounds like enemy*snigsnogging away*as if your poo was your enemy*LAFFS*
>>60504533
Yes, sounded like a bomb
second one made a weird screeching sound
Any of you lads want a cuppa?
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3757978,-2.1957124,19z
lads
hmmm
>>60504722
I'm currently reading Brave new world.
>>60504835
I'm living it
Fantasising about getting myself sectioned again, lads.
(I'm having the fantasy again. Not been sectioned before)
am currently at the top of an electricity pylon in manchester with my bollocks encased in steel
>>60504797
Nice automated response. What was that, 10 seconds?
>I'm currently reading Brave new world.
anyone want a mouthful of my infected mushroom? hanny washed it in 5 days
>>60504817
poor charles
>>60504758
>given time to voluntarily leave
God damn everything about the EU is retarded.
>>60504722
Does Lovecraft count?
>>60504789
WE WUZ TROPICAL WEATHER SYSTEMS AND SHIT
>>60504826
good post
had a snigger
or should i say sNIGGER
haha get it
because nigger
and poo is brown
hahahahahahaha
>>60504742
>tfw I used reverse psychology on britbongs
>tfw I don't actually have repressed sexual feelings
>tfw this brit anon wasted a (You) on me
Who's beneath who now, huh?
>>60504606
'I was just wondering are you busy at the weekend? Do you fancy going for something to eat?' The hard part is making yourself do it and not taking it personally if she says no.
>Watching that BBC documentary on Deepcut
The army looks fucking shite....why would anyone join unless you were going in through Sandhurst? wew.
spooky scary lightning
>>60504913
Literally retarded.
>>60504722
Read 120 Days of Sodom
Almost finished Kafka's complete novels
>>60504884
>yank
>literature
not sure about that
Heating up two steel egg cups on the fire to encase my balls in lads
>>60504797
So, how did you find the debate?
>>60504917
this must be what war sounds like
any lads here read War and Peace? now THAT is how you write a novel lads, take notes
>>60504606
Well first you have to
>Be gifted with good genes making you at least an 8/10
>Work out frequently
>Have a wide range of hobbies and interests
>Have incredible social skills and charisma
>Have a high paying job
>Have good connections and a wide social circle
>Have at least an 8" dick
Then you want to find a female roughly in the 4-5/10 range that would be willing to settle for you and spend an obscene amount of time and money on her without directly entering a relationship with her, allowing her to opt out at any time she wants. When She finally makes it official you should be prepared to enter a half open relationship and give up your youth/free time to have as many children as she wants.
Deadly bolts of fire coming from the sky lads
it sounds biblical but this is as real as it gets
>>60504946
Bloody wanker fuck off
Summer is over.
>>60504830
Fucking yanks.
>>60504958
You're a stupid twat.
Me in the back in the Man U shirt
>Choosing white immigrants over non-white immigrants isn't racist
>Wanting to treat everyone equally is
>>60504789
makes you "hmm...." indeed
>>60504955
Russian literature is great
There would be so much more of it if Communism never happened
>>60504921
>Kafka
Ladies and gentleman, we got a winner
>>60504918
Me or the squaddies? hehe
Just watched the so-called debate on ITV +1, I have to say I've been convinced to vote Remain. There's just too much risk in leaving.
>>60504722
Does the Count of Monte Cristo count? Also did Moby Dick, Great Expectations but I didn't like them as much as I am a pleb. Wuthering Height s was good.
>>60504866
But that would make a Faraday cage, protecting your bollocks from the lightning.
You can't even meme correctly, cunt.
>Hello yes that's right, I'm voting to remain
>>60504957
not all women are materialistic, shallow superficial sluts lad
sounds more like your problem is your shitty personality
>>60504941
Oh come on la it's good stuff
>>60505009
You.
had a dream last night where i became aware that i was dreaming but then woke up like 2 seconds later
fucking gay
>>60504988
you're a literal rasheed and your little scummy gang looks an awful lot like isis
>>60504830
Do they really do that or is it a meme?
>>60504722
>muh middle class ennui
thinking of putting it down desu i'm bored out my tits with it
>>60504955
Tolstoi < Dostoyevsky
>>60505013
>does the Count of Monte Cristo count?
yes
When you hear the sound of thunder, dont you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy, and say these magic words: Fuck you, Thunder. You can suck my dick. You cant get me, Thunder, because youre just Gods farts.
Fallen quite deeply in love with an 18 year old black girl lads
She's got dreadlocks and everything
>>60505042
REALLLLY makes you think, huh whiteys?
This is the girl that turned down Elliot Rodger and caused the shooting at Isla Vista
>>60505042
>Japanese Proverb
who says that
Who says that
WHO SAYS THAT
>>60505052
They really do that.
They do this too.
>>60505042
Blacks, is there anything they weren't wuz?
>>60504996
>Kafka
The most boring fucker.
War and Peace was marginally better. Not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn4Iuxy0X4I
Why are there no armed uprisings in the UK anymore lads?
>>60505020
>not all women are materialistic, shallow superficial sluts lad
>>60504981
terribly rude
Does anyone have any funny videos?
>>60505089
Pics
>>60505115
vikaingz
>>60505089
Consider suicide
just did a poo
zeus what have we done to anger you
this is a sign
>>60505115
African apparently
>>60505099
elliot rodger should have moved to a town where everyone was poor or middle class and then maybe his money would have gotten him laid
>>60505014
Disgustingly rude post
>>60505145
Haven't got any but she's got a big arse and big jubblies
eat shit. you know who
>>60505118
>The most boring fucker.
How dare you, his novels and short stories are brilliant
>>60505099
he was aiming too high but he was from a rich family so dunno
Lads do you ever feel like your life is one big meme.
>>60505149
No they were those too
http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/articles/the-ancient-celts-and-vikings-were-black-people-by-dr-clyde-winters/
>>60505194
That's right you, you eat shit
>>60505144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
>>60505195
>book about a guy that turns into a insect
>brilliant
nah
>>60505193
phwoar nice, is she pretty?
>>60505194
voldemort?
>>60505113
Does microwaving raw chickens even cook them? Fucking yanks.
>>60505215
white devils
>mfw John Smith is posting in /brit/ right now
>How many men did it take to cut you down
Just one
>He must have been some kind of monster
It was a woman
>*chuckles*
Why didn't he shove that axe up that dude's arse blade first?
*farts*
>>60505099
just think, if she wasn't such a stuck up bitch several people would still be alive. I hope that plays on her conscience for the rest of her life.
putting the 'miccy on lads, anyone else want a quick cuppa?
>>60505222
Yes she's beautiful and when she smiles at me it's like basking in the light of twin suns
can't wait :DDDDDDDDDD
>Remainers think that everyone who wants to leave is Tommy Robinson
>>60505260
fag
>>60505234
no mate, heating food with high temperatures doesn't cook it
>>60505260
>dude
FOY
ah yes, a bit of rain
love a bit of rain
TIL that the thunder sound actually comes from the ligthningn and not from two big heavy rainclouds bashing together
lights in my side of the house have broke, flipping the fuse is doing fuck all
going to wank in the dark
Where exactly did white people come from if the original inhabitants of everywhere were black?
woah...
>>60505338
crashed alien space ship
>>60505338
space
>>60505121
decades of social conditioning that guns are evil, self defence is wrong and standing up for your principles is a bad thing.
*sniffs*
who fucking farted?
Greetings, my British brothers. I just had the most delicious stunned swine dish. Is anybody else going to watch the polo game later? I'm going to have loads of beers. Aren't the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit such commendable deities? My wife certainly thinks so. I have just come back from morning prayers at the church. She wore a revealing outfit, as is standard fare, and on our way back we saw the loveliest dog-mongrel with its characteristic stench and malevolent countenance. God save the Queen.
>>60505219
Not sure whether you're just joking, but the decadence is strong in this post.
>>60505294
>>60505294
Kill them all.
>there are children born in the 21st century posting here right now
>>60505338
They literally believe we were created by a black scientist called Yakub but then somehow got out of control
>>60505403
you were
>>60505276
I really hope so as well
Elliot departed from us too soon all because of her
She's the one with the blood on her hands
she broke my heart again
for the second time
>>60505384
>there are people born in the 20th century who are still virgins
>>60505384
4chan is over 18s only ya dingus. Right?
>>60505338
the north pole
>>60505417
you know what to do >>60505415
>>60505425
damn...
>>60505300
You would have to use the microwave for hours and hours to fully warm a chicken and that just seems like it would overheat it. I once had to put a lasagne on for 20 minutes and it started to really pump out head like it was about to catch on fire.
pooed the bed
>>60505377
fuck off murderer
listening to camel
I've been inside a soft, nice smelling woman before. Didn't like it.
I much prefer mens smelly, shitty arseholes.
>gay people
>>60505463
fascinating
herro angros
>>60505465
wrap it up in the sheets and fling it into your neighbour's garden
>>60505465
fascinating
>>60505403
>tfw you weren't even memeing
WE WUZ GOD N SHIET
>>60505294
It's so strange to think that in just a few short years America will be kill and the survivors absorbed by Canada, making the leaf a superpower.
>>60505506
more like dumbria
Have you ever noticed how little Paki boys love Spiderman?
aaaaaaaaaaaaah yes
>>60505338
Niggers think whites were created as a slave race to serve blacks by a black scientist called "Yakub" who had a giant brain and the slaves revolted and stole the negro science.
waheyy
Nice try racists but Yakub is Nation of Islam
>>60505581
tru
>>60505338
adaptation
>>60505338
well you know how sometimes a white male/white female couple can sometimes give birth to a half white/half black child? it's sort of like that
>>60505655
True, regular niggers just think this.
>>60505378
I'm the original Brit. I married an actor. Shes in Kafka productions and all manner of smart stuff. I got it once. I think..
I like comedies. Stuff where there isn't 20 onion skins to peel back. You understand now, Krautbrudi
>>60505560
>noticing little paki boys
nonce
so many fucking normie sheep on social media saying it's wrong to leave the eu, who probably have no idea what they're on about
rooo
>>60505581
Tell me this is a joke
shit myself because of lightning
>>60505685
we just teachin the youngins
really makes you think
my peepee gets hard when I look at asian women... is there something wrong with me, dad?
can't fit anything up my arse
is this normal?
>>60505714
It's true in Nation of Islam
>>60505708
Irony
>>60505675
>you know how sometimes a white male/white female couple can sometimes give birth to a half white/half black child
>shitpost central
right then, which one of you cunts wants it first??
>>60505743
>bottom left
Laughed.
Dark Souls > Bloodborne > Demons Souls > Dark Souls 2 > Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin Edition > Dark Souls 3
>>60505762
Not even a thumb?
Just Had An Absolutely Outstanding Poo Tbh Lads
>>60505762
Hmm, that is worrying. Let me come round and see what I can do.
>>60505794
Me please
>>60505803
nah
>>60505743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM
adam carolla
>>60505823
come on then you soft cunt
>>60504735
I don't buy meme games
last HoI game I played was Communist China in Darkest Hour NWO
>>60503945
>>60504007
I will never stop wondering how they decided to go with that shitty helmet instead of the prototype, its a 1000 times cooler
>>60505046
Kek'd
Ceiling's dripping water right above my bed lads
