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Thailad edition
crayon pop
alri
video of the pakis planning the Euro attacks getting BTFO lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekpjzjNFIXI
mcs are in danger
>>60452717
Didn't even open this link
moving to this thread before finishing off the last one just to do the janny's nut in lol
VOTE YES ON BREXIT FUCK THE EU
>>60452717
that's the white lad who was going to go kill muslims you idiot
>Work laptop has windows 10 on it
>>60452660
Why is he hanging out with those blurry ice lollies?
Do you think The Simpsons would've been better if the current seasons switched to vignette story format?
>>60452797
Wouldn't complain
Farage revealed to be a racist once again.
ugh.. can't he keep his trap SHUT
Counting down to the Euros lad
>>60452804
It's some nonce in the news who just got 23 life sentences
>>60452797
windows 10 is an improvement
don't think this thread has long to live
I'll eat any fanny as long as she's showered and I'll eat your fanny anytime if you're fit as fuck.
We should do something lads.
Let's do something.
>>60452717
yooooooooo send me that ammo
>>60452842
>seasons
Fuck off yank.
>>60452854
>Everyone who opposes mass immigration is a racist
>>60452854
LOCK HIM UP N FROW AWAY THE KEY XX
>>60452863
It's literally Thailad you fucking peen
wonder when they'll come for 4chan
they way the internet's going, and with the notoriety 4chan already has, it's only a matter of time
Back in the USSR
you lads need anything
>>60452660
Shit thread
Thread starters should be patriotic you spaz
>>60452926
>>60452927
bigots
>>60452935
Cornettoski.
>>60452931
Your mum's Thailad
>>60452945
Nothing quite as patriotic as supporting your fellow countryman despite his blatant flaws.
Are you some sort of lefty?
>>60452673
How come you're 1st almost all the time?
>mfw thailad hasn't posted since this turbononce got knicked
hmmmm interesting
how many black friends or acquaintances do you have /brit/?
>>60452935
Get me some Nabokov first editions, will you?
Lads what's this about some turbononce getting nicked?
>>60453022
None
>>60453004
he has though
not sure why i'm even replying to this
>>60453004
he was posting this mornin feller
the gf
>>60452970
UM POT N KETTEL CUM 2 MIND DESU XX
>Malaysia is the same country as Thailand.
Mongs the lot of you
>b-b-but it's in asia and we know him!!!!
Corrie is hilarious ahahahaha
>>60453022
Does my slave count?
>>60453022
Zero.
>>60453022
A lot, my best mates are black
t. went to an upper middle class Kentish grammar school
TIDF, unite
>>60453022
One, but he is a /pol/ack.
>>60453080
am keep'n an eye on u u pownd shop enuk pow
>>60453022
2 plus my ex gf if she counts
The so-called "gf" just carrier pigeoned me this via IRC
>thailand edition
>>60453022
1
He's pretty much a hippy
theres a lad who posts bradley walsh pics who is such an insufferable unfunny bellend
you can just sniff him out
sort of runt who ran every joke into the ground at school and found himself fucking hilarious
>>60453022
one
he's a yank but his mum's a brit or something like that
he's cool
doesn't mind us calling him a nigga in a jokey way because he calls us crackers
SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER
>>60453183
>bellend
>you can just sniff him out
haha
>>60453022
Quite a few
It's unironically true, black people are cool and funny as fuck. I wouldn't be who I am if it weren't for my black mates since Year 9.
Clever black lads are the realest people you'll meet and are basically just White people in black mans body.
>>60453133
my forts exactley x
>>60452995
it just happens
debating a wank
>>60453169
even on a normal woman is that dress even attractive
looks shit iah tbphwyl
;_;
>>60453022
One.
Brought up in a white area and only has white friends himself. It's amazing what being surrounded by blacks can do to blacks.
>>60453216
fuck off wog
>>60453239
has it put any convincing arguments forward?
>>60453022
Zero, but I work with two black people, one is lazy and the other is alright desu
>>60453169
I'd slam my willy into that thing's bum I don't care aha, I'd put summin on the end of it no doubt but it would be a bit of fun for definite
>>60453284
good post
almost like it was me that made it
I don't see what people see in really hoppy beer. Almost every IPA I've had has tasted like ass
>>60453239
vote leave
reddit flags users are such fucking ignorant tossjebs
really would enjoy smashing each and every one's pathetic runt faces in and ripping great holes in their windpipes and plugging up the holes with my own shit
>>60453310
what a yank of a post
>>60453276
Fuck off paki
>>60453232
Man these girls are friggin tiny for sure
really makes u think
im top left btw
>>60453328
reddit f(l)ag detected
>really would enjoy smashing each and every one's pathetic runt faces in and ripping great holes in their windpipes and plugging up the holes with my own shit
>>60453310
ales are a meme that only hipster faggots like
>>60453365
objectively better scores than any of you runts
AIGHT *smacks lips lissum up *licks lips* so you tryna tell me u aint like black people *smacks lips
>>60453369
>fag
foy
>>60453355
I've been wondering for a while after watching kpop stuff but I can't get a straight answer, are things in that country actually scaled down in size? because there's no way that so many of them look tall compared to doors and stuff, they're all humanlets
>>60453355
think the word you're looking for is petite
>>60453169
That IS an actual woman, right?
>>60453422
i've been found out
*flies away*
>>60452797
What's the issue? Unless you're a developer or dumb enough to browse Stormfront on it there shouldn't be any issues.
>>60453310
Nut up bitch nigga
Summer is IPA season
>>60453022
I have never had a black friend
I used to have two friendly acquaintances who were black but that was years ago
>>60453410
actually mine is about the same so there so fuck you alright so just fuck off
>>60453369
fuck off false flagger (get it LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL)
Should I sign up for Interpals lads?
>>60453355
Not like it's something new, your pic just showed it to me once again.
Seeing them next to a average size European just surprises me every time.
>>60453426
Girls in Korea aren't really any shorter than girls in the west. They're the tallest asian women.
>>60453514
are you capable of having any friends?
really think about it
>>60453310
hoppy beers make my knob sting desu so I just avoid them
>>60453511
ahh cool
you just had to put the right answers in init aha
Reckon I'll get my testes pierced tomorrow, been wanting to do it for a while
May go for a Prince Albert while I'm there
>>60453410
>>60453365
shit tier test
>>60453483
I think I'll just drink Corona
>>60453524
>They're the tallest asian women.
blimey
>>60453410
fuck off comsky
>>60453310
>knowing what ass tastes like
bit gay
>>60453431
petite, what a beautiful world, reminds me of some kind of french dessert.
>>60453426
ye my impression as well. Even their tall people tend to be around "western average"
>>60453022
only 1. I knew a few half black people, but they weren't my friends
>>60453554
whats the link
>>60453554
link
thailand, where tourists go to die, and get their head busted in by rocks and raped.
amirite
>>60453525
Probably
>>60453585
I was unaware girls don't have assholes
>>60453650
go get 'em, son
Rate the curry I just made lads x
>>60453365
*tips my fedora before climbing inside it and flying away*
>At work
>Chatting to business owner about me wanting my own business
>He says "raise some capital and buy mine"
>Do a slight laugh
>"No I'll sell it to you if you want I want to retire".
Anyone want to loan me 5 million quid?
>>60453022
I had sex with a black girl once.
>>60453585
>ass
FOY
>>60453677
fucking idiot
Just made this curry lads, rate x
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
just ate 14 fish fingers lads
just got a bit of pleasure from giving an atheist what for with my vastly superior knowledge of metaphysics
i think i may loose my mind one of these days
i'm literally retarded and very lonely
>>60453732
just been sick
>>60453732
looks like you shit in a bowl
>>60453732
Looks like thrown up indian food.
>>60453685
Go to Cravens estate and treat it like Dragons Den.
>>60453732
Looks like Pajeets double yellow lines
>>60453732
threw up a bit
PIRATES...
>>60453732
why are you posting pictures of my enema water from earlier
>tfw no jewish princess gf
>>60453436
She is now.
>>60453732
I've literally never had indian food
>>60453732
It looks very oily.
>>60453732
did you make it with your bum lad?
>>60453732
like a 1.5/10
It looks like it might be edible, but I doubt it will taste good
>>60452660
Pro pedophile.
I'd love to skin the fucker alive.
Been reading Lolita recently lads, it's pretty bonkers. What books are you reading?
>>60453847
nonce
>>60453800
>I'd love to skin the fucker alive.
>tfw that clown dentist is still in business
>>60453732
why is there so much oil in that?
>>60453896
terrifying
Who is your pakifu?
>>60453697
With her consent?
how many white friends or acquaintances do you have /brit/?
>>60453847
Just about to finish A Canticle for Leibowitz
>>60453847
Been reading pic related, what should I read next though
>Logans Run
>Romance of the Three Kingdoms ( wanted to read for ages)
>Alice in Wonderland (mum owned it)
>>60453610
>>60453611
this I think
the 2D one is shit because it gears the questions in a way to favor the bottom and left
http://politicaltest.net/en
>>60453847
Reading Moby Dick right now. It's a bit slow to start but it's pretty great once it gets going.
>>60453941
too big
5/10
>>60453847
finished Exile and the Kingdom today
>>60453955
none
>>60453927
The paki newsgirl on ITV
>>60453847
Might start Infinite Summer since /lit/ are reading Infinite Jest together and it's been on my bookshelf for a good couple years. Right now I'm in the middle of re-reading Great Expectations, enjoying it a lot more than I remembered except my subvocaliztion narrative is Malcolm Mcdowell because of that one South Park episode.
pakis
I've never seen a woman more beautiful than Annasophia Robb tbqh lads.
>>60454005
that's my mum
>>60453732
lad get a white bowl if you're taking pics of something poo-like like a curry. white plates make all food look miles better in pictures.
>>60453955
zero
>>60453927
>>60454005
Is there something inherently British about liking ugly women?
have any of you ever had a girl cheat on you? tell the story pls
>>60453927
>>60454005
Jesus they're ugly
>>60454069
I cheated on a girl once
>>60453859
found this post rip-roaringly funny
>>60453847
what's it about?
>>60454017
>womanlets
FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU
>>60454069
none of my gfs have ever cheated on me ever because i am alpha
why do brits consider irish people subhumans?
>>60454089
are you white?
>>60454054
They're not British they're paki posting
>>60454069
Your mum fucked 3 men after me. Not sure if running a train on the local bike counts as cheating or not though.
>>60453847
>>60453859
It's a really misunderstood book. The author intended it to be a lesson about the dangers of dabbling in forbidden love, but most people misunderstand it and think it's a book for nonces.
>inb4 ebin non-direct bedora reply
>>60454117
narrrr blud
>>60454111
shut up you spacker
>>60453847
The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson
>>60453927
Malala desu
>>60454093
Womanlets are the most qt though.
>>60454138
okay still none then
>>60453955
Literally every single one, virtually never see any non-whites.
I'm from Elgin
>>60454153
absolutely geppin camel toe
>>60454139
ARRRRRGH SPACKER
>>60454160
dont know what this means...
Would you date her?
>>60454093
>being so much of a manlet that any woman in the world is anything but a womanlet to you
When will they learn?
my gf and submitted her body to people of colour
>>60454195
this really isn't appropriate my national television
>>60454069
>Had a gf when I went to uni
>She assumed I'd cheat on her
>She thought that made it okay to cheat on me with her ex.
Felt like shit desu lad
Was the first time in my life I felt so shitty I considered suicide.
>>60454153
Would
>>60454181
lmao lend us a marble la
*gives you a nuggie*
>>60454221
this
it's meant to be BRITISH television
>none of my gfs have ever cheated on me ever because i am alpha
>>60454198
Yes, but I wouldn't dump my current gf for her
>>60454032
I want to fuck your mum
I miss those comfy winter nights, getting stoned and watching funny films.
being neet was fun
>>60454262
Stop
was gonna post my face
just wasn't sure if you were ready
>>60454198
imagine her leg came off when you were riding her. how is it attached?
Listening to Yosi Horikawa
really making me think
>>60453927
>Remembering the qt paki that did everything to get your attention short of asking you out
Fucks sake, lads. I am such a spacker.
>>60454198
>Her left foot is on backwards to control the prosthetic
Who ever posted the webm changed my life.
>>60454198
I don't date robots.
pointed out the ex's camel toe in front of her friends once
she started crying
I'm such a pussy. watching a spoopy movie and literally have my eyes covered most of the time for jumpscares
dumb frog poster
Been thinking of getting a picture of Kev printed on a tshirt. Thoughts?
>>60454357
I know right? I never even thought about it before that.
>>60454400
still won't top kevmallows
>>60454349
Don't worry, her Dad would have probably tried to kill you at some point so you probably dodged one there
>>60454215
what about doctor who lol
can't stop shitting
>>60454323
o-ok
doing a little dance
>>60454400
which kev, the classic or something more niche?
>>60454394
My gf told her whole family I did this. felt like a right poof
>>60454431
Ah right
Won't bother then
>>60453183
I quite like the Bradley Walsh meme desu
>>60454400
would give many (You)s to see this
>>60454496
t. Bradley Walsh
>>60454440
She seemed to be pretty well assimilated and spoke with a perfect accent so I think it might have turned out well.
>>60454471
making a little love
spacker
Ladies man
Do non-Brits know the masterpiece that is Kevin and Perry Go Large?
We should stream it together one time
>>60454474
Was just thinking the classic but I'm open to new ideas
>>60454431
>kevmallows
>>60454394
I'm scared of moths. Get bullied by girls for it all the time.
>Chicken shops literally everywhere (South London hehe)
>£3 for 10 crispy wings
How am I not gonna get fat? BAKA.
>>60454111
We don't, it's just pakis who hate the Irish
>>60454524
getting down tonight
>>60454510
t. Alexander Armstrong
Pointless has gone to shit you post mong!!!
>>60454400
Think you should string yourself up.
How can I stop the male dog trying to hump our other male dog. He has become obsessed in doing it.
>>60454533
This guy is the embodiment of nu-male
>Wah, Im so shocked by this mundane thing, I'll go make a documentary on it..
>>60454578
where'd you get this picture of my sister?
>>60454620
that's my gf
>>60454534
Remember when we used to have a Friday night film stream full of Sharpe/patriotic films?
>>60454590
getting down tonight
>>60454195
fucking hideous
All pakis look like goblins
>>60454620
>>60454636
since when was my aunt your sister and YOUR gf?
>>60454636
going to have words with my sister
Lads do you ever feel like you're the least qualified in the room at work?
Like you'll be in a meeting and everyone around you is so much smarter, then when you get asked a question you'll say something that's basic as shit and somehow everyone is impressed?
>>60454616
Almost all his documentaries are really good and interesting.
>>60454665
hat
>>60454616
>Men that think they can communicate with aliens and shoot them with mind-ray guns
>Mundane
Oh America.
>>60454616
>mundane thing
What is mundane in America is a freakshow to the rest of the world.
Do you believe in shaming?
>>60454578
stop fucking posting my pics
last warning
>>60453941
I mean maybe.
>>60454349
>qt paki
Doesn't exist
Rasheed
>>60454685
what did you say?
>>60454708
Which doc was that?
>>60454685
no because I have my dumb as fuck co-worker to make me look smart(er)
>>60454578
>google image
>Best guess for this image: female
triggered at the gender assumption ngl
>>60454717
might be banging her tonight lmao
me out with the lads last night
I have a person that is giving me some trouble. They are slandering me and trying to give me a bad name. They are going around saying I shouldn't be near kids or there kids. They are trying to get me kicked out of the local clubs I help with.
I have the backing of the head people of the clubs. Is there Legal action I can take against this person? They are trying to ruin my good name.
feels good to be on the fence and above it all
stay squabbling plebs
>>60453927
>>60454005
Ugly
Fuck off rasheed
do brits feel proud for creating the US?
>>60454709
mirin bi's and tri's
anyone know her routine?
>>60454719
She's half paki
Horny, lads
>>60454710
is this one of those ironic opinions?
>>60454762
Northern Ireland was a mistake
>>60454736
THIS IS UM
KORTON UM
MISSION KONTROL UM
NOTHING TO REPORT UM
TRANSMISSION OVER UM
>>60454762
what's vtot?
>>60454717
>>60454761
get a room
>>60454810
Give it back?
>>60454765
We're going to need more story, how did this all start? You could probably take some kind of action if it is damaging enough or get a restraining order.
>>60454791
clearly the half white bit shines through desu
computers desk fans are approaching mach 5
>>60454709
Why did you post a picture of that woman? Dollars to donuts she's of British ancestry and I bet in Britain, you also have pig calling contest. The whole country was basically a giant barnyard, back in SHakespeare's time, you'd have pigs and horses walking in the streets and pooping everywhere.
>>60454761
ooer how do i escape this one
nah she looks very nice youve done well x
is this the so-called "gf"
>>60454849
it's a quote from kev lad.
>>60454778
I feel as Frankenstein must have felt once the little girl was drowned.
>>60454719
I got off with a 9/10 indian bird when i was at a house party when i was like 16. Some asian birds are right fit to be fair
>>60454817
Village twinks on tour
>>60454825
u can watch x
>>60454862
no i'm a single pringle wahey
but maybe sometime in the future
>I got off with a 9/10 indian bird when i was at a house party when i was like 16. Some asian birds are right fit to be fair
>>60454836
ummmmmmm, how about no sweetie :) x
>>60454787
It's all on jewtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
>>60454836
The Irish don't want it anymore
can't find the appropriate frog so I'm not going to post
>>60454934
>>60454942
Ok, I tried my best
>implying you wouldn't fuck this
>>60454791
charli posted
dumb pirate frogposter
>>60453169
That is so clearly a bloke though.
You're a fag in denial if you think Thai ladyboys are better than any other trannies.
>>60454931
>tfw unironically did
got lucky lad, i've literally only ever shagged one girl and i'm 20. Not everyone here is a turboautist
>>60454856
>I bet in Britain, you also have pig calling contes
>>60455001
Going to need more lad
>>60454996
GOAT paki slag tbqh
>>60454732
A client had created an escalation path for what operations should do if an on site security guard didn't check in by phone every hour.
The escalation path said:
1. Attempt to phone security guard
2. Attempt to phone site
3. Log incident
I pointed out that if he wasn't checking in because he was dying, 1,2 wont work and 3 is pointless as nothing is done.
>tfw no slutty paki gf to cuck you and stamp on your ballbag
>>60455099
Its a good point and shows the scope of the problem is greater than whoever agreed to the plan realised.
>>60454357
I think that's actually kind of rare. Most of the time people loose a leg it's in some kind of accident. If you got it blown off in a war or chopped off in a car accident, you wouldn't have the foot thing
>>60454357
You've got me curious
Where can I see this?
>>60454198
she's beautiful, i'd stay with her and wait out augments that are life like
