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Monster barbie edition
maisie
cara
http://ust.chatango.com/um/w/h/whallyyy/img/l_130.jpg
opinions?
kpop
might do a poo later
Rate my new car lads
did some work in the garden for the gf's mum (they're poor and their house is falling apart and I used to do landscaping so I thought it'd be nice) and apparently when they came home they were both in tears (of happiness presumably)
it's nice to be nice lads
>>60437455
>Monster barbie
>not even a Weber
karen
>>60437541
send us a pic of your missus' undies
>>60437540
see man driving an arabic whip
blacked population leaning back
pink = regions with british majority.
woah......
banksy challenging The Man yet again with another thought-provoker
>>60437541
Gay twat aha
>>60437529
https://desustorage.org/int/search/filename/1424828482832.jpg/
>>60437529
http://most.life/novosti/blog/koty-na-strojke-veka/
>>60437541
extremely beggy
>>60437540
why did you stick 3 side plates on the boot?
@60437553
fuck off canuck weeb runt
>>60437605
>>60437600
>>60437505
Didn't click a single one of these links
I am Zac.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM
classic vid lads
Are normies going to vote Remain?
>>60437614
how do you figure mate?
Getting the lunchtime prayers in
Morning lads.
getting my daily dose of the gf
>>60437540
the lack of arabic on the car behind makes me think this is a shop
Muslims are good!
>>60437665
>FOR FREE
>>60437672
is it true that she posted nudes and she had decent chebs?
>>60437391
shes not even moving goalposts anymore shes moving entire fucking stadiums
>>60437702
nah that was the horse faced one
What kind of music do Chavs like?
>>60437719
grime
Just fell over in my room, not even sure how but I grazed the inside of my elbow and hurt the side of my head, also knocked a few things flying
>>60437691
I wasn't gonna charge them haha, it was a nice day, I enjoyed myself
>do something nice for someone
>DUDE ABSOLUTELY KEKED LMAO
This is why you don't have friends, guys.
>>60437600
very good posts
>>60437485
this 2bh
@the post ending with the digits 6, 2, and 1
>>60437719
I'm told it's called "grime"
>>60437671
HIGH TEST
>>60437672
>Palestinian flag in the background
fuck off /brit/'s official policy is pro-Israel fucking machine
>>60437732
alri grandad sit down in the big chair and I'll get you a cuppa haha
*under breath* senile old twat
>>60437651
Normies always vote the safe option, so yes
>omg mum he's back
>what
>that fucking guy that stalker he's in the garden
>oh my god, hide, I'll call the police
>yes hello? I need a police officer right away there's a man in my garden ripping up my flowerbeds who's been stalking my daughter
>*background* MUM HE'S FUCKING MASTURBATING GET HIM AWAY
>hurry! he's 5 foot 6, erm pakistani, he's very overweight and wearing jean shorts with some timberlands and a string vest, hurry please! *sobs*
Does Craven still post here?
>>60437719
House
>>60437789
unfortunately not
>>60437785
enjoyed this post even though it was at my expense hahaha
>>60437785
howling
WOLBACHIA
>>60437776
Thanks, my arm stings like fuck now, shouldn't affect my wanking though
>tfw going to view flats tomorrow and probably going to have to sign for one
scary shit
if the EU protects worker's rights why are French workers on mass strikes?
>>60437785
Actually howling haha
Just nipping out to tescos, you lads want anything?
do employers look through your cover photos?
accidently left a naughty one public
>>60437785
I don't get it. Who're you making fun of?
really wish i was a qt 2D girl t b h
normies love opening their windows in hot weather
but the real trick is to keep your windows and curtains closed and just blast the fan
>>60437890
read the thread runt
>>60437823
MALE TO FEMALE
me and the gf
;)
>>60437785
Cackled 2bh
>>60437923
uhm sorry but that's me and my gf???
me and the gfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtA21eiSmT8
Are pakis not really racist in England?
Are they a constant source of crime?
Are they as bad as pikeies
Can we expect the same here in a few years?
Only went and got sunburnt yesterday what am I like aha x
>>60437907
>the real trick is to seal your room and blast hot air into your face
>>60437923
would have a go at her mum's garden
>>60437923
she's got a nice face I'd like to cum on
>>60437945
rare
don't even remember posting this
>>60437886
freddos
>>60437967
how much would this one go for on the rare essex market?
>>60437951
>Can we expect the same here in a few years?
no.
>>60437960
ah yes because the air from outside that's been hammered by sunshine for hours is so much cooler
get out of my sight worm
>>60437980
does he look like a millionaire you cheeky cunt
>>60437923
went bowling with my last gf too
>>60437967
is that you
normoid
Will relations between the UK and the US improve or get worse when Trump inevitably becomes president?
>>60437995
half a bottle of st moriz and a vajazzle
>>60438015
maybe
>>60437907
>go through 82 posts of shite
can't you just tell me
>Be a subservient bitch begging for approval from some slags parents
>J-just being n..nice guys please respond
>>60438007
>tfw there's a ghost posting on /brit/
AAAAAAAAAJ
>>60438007
are you a fucking plague doctor
>>60438007
she got some good practice in for when she had to grab my bollocks like that later that night
>NORMALITY IS A PAVED ROAD. IT’S COMFORTABLE TO WALK, BUT NO FLOWERS GROW.
makes u think
>>60438007
get a tan
>>60438003
>what is humidity?
>>60438026
Well he's Scottish, so
listening to random shit soundcloud is suggesting and it's actually quite good
>>60437789
The Craven curse got him.
>>60438034
scuttle back under your rock you fucking cretin
>>60438002
I saw my first paking gang the other day m8
going to go bowling with my gf, but she won't know i'm there
instead of standing beside her, i will be down the aisle, with my bollocks stuck up between the pins
STRIKE!
why is this thread so hilarious
>>60438100
calm down mate bloody hell
So have we done the EU vote yet or not?
Didn't plan ahead so can't vote if it hasn't already passed.
>>60438007
looking a bit pale
>>60437874
Because the French are cunts.
I'm not defending the EU, I just wanted to insult the French.
>>60438113
leave it with to the professionals.
Girl on the left was my high school crush. Thoughts? She's much prettier irl + she normally doesn't wear makeup.
>>60438139
Need to be registered by tomorrow, vote on the 23rd
>>60438026
Stop posting pictures of my gf k thanks x
>>60438034
How many Paki sex offenders post here you total mongoloid
>Girl on the left was my high school crush. Thoughts? She's much prettier irl + she normally doesn't wear makeup.
@60438113
i chuckled but it's not enough to earn a (You)nie
*pulls a loonie out and winks*
>>60437951
Just looking at the thumbnail, does that nigger have aids? He has the aids collapsed cheeks.
>>60438172
bbc magnet for sure
Anyone want to buy this jacket?
>>60438133
I will smite you with the fury of a thousand atomic bombs if you dare reply to me again you disgusting little grub
>>60437914
COPULATION
>>60438133
Don't you ever, EVER, speak to me again you irksome little runt. Don't even reply to this, I'm sick of the sight of you.
>>60438026
Improve and I hope he will be a beacon to show the common man that criticising the current situation is perfectly fine and the lefties and their buzzwords are entirely impotent.
am I gay if I like The Naked and Famous
my suspicion is yes
why do poms prefix insults with the word 'right' sometimes?
i.e 'You look like a right knob'
>>60438172
Looks like she enjoys bbc
browsing leftypol
>>60438196
Its clearly haunted so no
>>60438172
giantess / 10
>>60438194
another picture of her, after she won the title of Miss River Raisin
>>60438260
It's synonymous with "proper" and "absolute"
*rolls into the thread*
>>60438281
>Miss River Raisin
what
>>60438103
Brother, tonight we dine in Sto'Vo'Kor!
>>60438174
cheers la
>>60438281
she half chinese or what
>>60438281
me peeking out from behind the curtain in the background
love that feel when you do a cum and then play with your knob and you smell the nice musky scent
>>60438320
That's only if you're voting Leave btw, if you're Remain then you've got until next week to register
>>60438172
What are they doing?
>>60438260
>poms
um.. this is our thread sweetie so stay in your lane :) xo
>>60438295
Every year we have a festival in our town, which is located on a river called river raisin.
>>60438329
I think she might be eurasian or something. Gonna try and hunt down some more pictures of her or maybe go to the diner where she works and snap some pics
>why yes, of course watching anime is below a distinguished man such as myself
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
>>60438345
kek
>browsing leftypol
>Vardy set to turn down Arsenal move
>>60438345
the spanish twat is a leaver, you should of kept your mouth shut
>>60438371
Ask her out, you cunt.
>>60438395
good
just got called a bender in greggs for listening to The Naked and Famous on my earphones
>>60438420
You should HAVE finished secondary school mate, jog on
>>60438395
why didn't they just put gravy on his chips??
Wenger blows it again
>>60438390
you got a problem with me?
TIME AFTER TIME
I TOLD MYSELF
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
>>60438007
*drops my chalice apple juice with ice cubes in it*
ava maria!
*runs to the golden trunk where i keep all my idols of Christendom*
back you foul spectre! you leave this mortal realm and go back from whence you came!
>>60438371
>river raisin
>the diner
>town festival
Sounds so comfy im jealous
>>60438420
Oh god is that Spanish cunt still posting? Flag banning Spain was the best idea I ever had.
wish everyone on earth shared my opinions on everything
>>60438434
all me
https://soundcloud.com/foolsgoldrecs/duck-sauce-anyway-1
very good desu
>>60438454
could of used ''have'', but I prefer my way thank you very much.
>>60438371
Do they have coffee that's to die for?
Someone redpill me on AIDS Skrillex please
took a stroll down to the shop, nearly every house I walked past had their curtains and windows open
had a quiet chuckle to myself as I returned and sat down in my desk fan ice chamber, the neurotypicals never learn
>>60438434
all me
>>60438053
underrated post
sweden is still filtered
>>60438559
thanks, was hoping someone would notice that, thought it was quite witty haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk5HT2YgrSA
this was posted in 2010 lads. can hardly look at her knowing that this is what she looked like 6 (SIX) years ago
shes probably all withered up now. a shame really.
>>60438434
one of those posts was me (the second one under the OP)
have lefties been exposed to that racist muhammad ali youtube video yet?
>>60438423
She was the shy, nerdy bookworm in high school and I was kinda popular so I'm p sure she hates me. I've had a secret crush on her since 9th grade, we're both 21 now. Also I think she's dating a Marine
Her smile makes my heart skip a beat tb h
>ctrl+f "(You)"
>22 matches
decent
not spectacular, but decent
>>60438602
what happened to her
>>60438639
he died
>>60438639
OD'd on BBC
>>60438615
>I was kinda popular so I'm p sure she hates me
>she's dating a Marine
>>60438528
cheeky
and yes
>>60438615
Gay cunt
>>60438602
saw a recent pic of her, she looks basically the same
>>60438615
Then go to this diner and start flirting with her, see if she is responsive.
>>60438579
credit where credit is due m8
Atheism is unstoppable is the most cancerous youtuber atm
Seen some nice legs today lads. Daren't take creepshots though 2bh
always lock my door when /brit/posting so whenever someone comes they probably think im wanking
lads if rose was a boy would you still put it in ~her~
>>60438682
why are you holding out on us?
>>60438615
America really is like something out of a film.
>>60438709
>sandal season
gonna lift today lads
>>60438615
give up that shitty pipe dream andy. Get busy livin or get busy dying
>going to a coed school
really wish we barred all proles from entering the general
>The audience for the latest episode of Top Gear dropped by more than a third, compared with last week's series debut.
>An average of 2.8 million viewers tuned in to the second instalment of the new series on Sunday evening - 1.6 million fewer than the first episode.
Those are the FACTS
>>60438725
post rose
>>60438765
I went to a boys school and it was an average state school
who did this
>>60431376
Stay WOKE
>>60438671
Marvellous.
>>60438709
actually i did get one lads don't worry
why all the deleted
weekly reminder that extra gear is a good program and you should watch it, especially if you love the bbc
I think the Sun is my least favourite meme.
>>60438787
hmmmm shall we play 'try to land your spit in the proles eye?'
*spits on your eye!*
ah wonderful! 10 points to me!
>>60438847
really don't understand you gaylords that don't like the sun
>>60438837
Your mum loves BBC
i went to a private co-ed school
got the best of both worlds
>>60438779
It's so weird, the best part of Top Gear is a yank.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
I NEED a meemster gf
>>60438837
bet you love the BBC boi
Fucking stupid Yanks
This is all their fault
Is opening windows some big normie meme?
>>60438797
WE WUZ JEESUS AND SHIET
dad keeps texting me winky faces as he doesn't understand the implications of it
>>60438779
2.8 million is still a lot of viewers, even for such a shit show
>>60438866
me niether, the weather's miserable and shit for 10 months of the year minimum and as soon as it gets nice enough to go out without a coat on mongs start whinging about it. gets right on my tits tbph
>>60438819
Bit gay
>>60438912
trolololol
>>60438911
i love it mate
it's great to have a truly impartial broadcasting channel for free
>>60438936
haha cuz he's racist
>>60438866
It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand.
>>60438903
always chuck this roo a howl
>>60438919
it's a typical uneducated normie kneejerk reaction
they don't have the cognitive capacity to understand airflow and the nature of heat, so their first caveman instinct is "URRRGG SUN BIG, ME NEED AIR, OPEN WINDOW TO GET AIR"
who even watches antiques roadshow
>>60438919
Yes. If it's hot you should close the curtains and windows, keep the heat out
>>60438903
quite sexy t︃bh
just done a poo and now i'm sweating
>>60438997
losers
just done a sweat and now im pooing
>>60438972
nah it's not, white people love the sun haha I think it's an abnormie thing if I'm honest ;)
>>60438912
>NI
>wales
>spanish
looks like we know what race and gender janny is lads.....
>>60438997
British people, Rasheed.
>>60438997
boomers, they get a kick of trawling through their endless collection of properties finding antiques.
>>60439008
Yes I've cummed to it multiple times
Bargain Hunt > Antiques Road Show
Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you might be able to
t. someone who's dad and aunty used to watch the tv channel 'UKTV' on Foxtel (Murdoch cable)
>>60438873
worst of both worlds
>having to deal with poncey melts
>having to deal with bitchy, scatty yat who hate banter
the GOAT is going to an all-boys grammar school with girls in 6th form
>>60438997
it's actually an alright watch lets be honest
are jez
looking out for the little man
Ma told me to rub coconut oil on my face for my dry skin instead of my usual cream. This better not be a fucking meme lads
>>60439125
looking out for my little man more like ;)
>>60439058
White and male, like the rest of us?
>>60439156
ummmm try again sweetie x
>>60439152
W A H E Y Y
>>60439151
ur mum rubbed coconut oil on my nob lmao XD XD XD
>>60438912
buckinghamshire flag is so based
>>60439151
I don't think coconuts work with potatoes.
>>60439113
t.went to all boys primary and secondary
No wonder I'm so shit with women
>>60439179
>a fucking swan
Is this too fat?
might do a lift
>>60439170
Alright, white and bender in denial?
>>60439208
fucking gross
https://soundcloud.com/kaytranada/drive-me-crazy-featuring-vic-mensa
>>60439125
NO
be gone succubi
I need the platinum trophy for arkham knight
What happened with all the commie qts? Most of them have locked their accounts.
>>60439238
wish I had a sister that was this loving
>>60439208
how is this even possible
>>60439208
in her grandpa's sitting room lmao
>>60439236
this is awful
kaytranada has far better songs
>in her grandpa's sitting room lmao
can't see a good end to multiculturalism lads
this new generation is going to be fucking pissed with all this racial tension they growing up under
I live on Chemin Impasse Avenue
dox me you runts
>>60439208
not thicc enough
Ah such lovely weather outside today. Would be a shame if I would be sitting in my dark room all day hating my life like I'm currently during
>>60439362
>:D
>porn video has a moaning man in it
fucking hell time to find a new one
>>60437455
Dog just took a crumby poo on the carpet what's he like
>>60439262
They had a massive in-fight regarding whom was more oppressed and they all cried and deactivated / went private.
Proud to postal vote today for peace, fraternity & possibilities, and against retreat into isolation, decline & narrow-minded nationalism
>>60439411
urrgh I'm gonna cum... UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60439308
fuck off mate its a banger
Who the fuck in their right mind would own a pit bull
https://youtu.be/nmGKtby43Oc?t=13m23s
>>60439431
Big fan of this post. Can see a few biting
My aussie mate accidentally called me on Skype while having a wank
I've been moaning down the mic at him so he thinks it's part of the video and changes it haha
>>60439411
I like it when the bottom is quite vocal and moans desu
who /radical abstention/ here
>>60439446
just put his dick in and
AAAH AAH AH OH YE YE YE YE AAAAAAAA
honestly mate ffs
>>60439411
best bit of porn desu
>>60438912
>Iqbal
Rasheed.
>>60439459
good banter if real
>>60439362
punchin above his weight
>>60439488
radical participator here
>watching porn
>about to cum
>camera cuts to a closeup of the man's face
Me on the left
>>60439492
that basketball has headphones on
>Kentlad gets 22 life sentences for diddling 200 kids in Malaysia
I didn't know you lads were so fucked up
>>60439511
fight me (I won't turn up)
>watching porn
>about to cum
>camera cuts to a closeup of the man's cumming cock
>>60439411
>he doesn't masturbate exclusively to 2D girls
>watching porn
>HSSSS AHHH HSSSS AHHH HSSSS AHHH HSSS AHHH
>>60439553
>won't turn up
bad lad
t. lil jon
>>60439539
>noticing that
you straight? fucking woman loving faggot
>>60439563
What'd wrong with that? Are you a faggot or something
at what age did you lads begin to wank
I started at 20 and I still don't do it very often. need to see a doc.
please rescue me from this place /brit/. I'll be a good boy and do whatever you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t7PnrelFdY
>>60439514
>those scenes where the guy is plowing her from behind and you get a full on view of his arseholr the whole time
>>60439553
will turn up 30 minutes before the agreed upon time and stay there for 3 hours waiting for you
>>60439617
you made your bed when you dumped the tea
now lie in it
arseholr
done a new
>>60439650
>>60439650
>>60439650
>>60439650
>>60437541
>he ruined their favourite plants
ur single now lmao
>>60439544
it was just banter
>>60439539
silly hunks tbqh
>>60439597
yep
>>60439563
bender
>>60439617
please fuck off with that shit, I've seen enough of you barbarous cunts
tell me about chinks
why do they wear the masks?
>>60437691
I dunno man. Even if it was for free I don't think it's anything like being a janny tranny
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