>American friend texts me "how's it going"
>text him back "you're a fat sack of shit you loser you scumbag don't text me ever again you pathetic worm you'll die a virgin because you're a useless faggot with no skills to speak of haha how does it feel fatty? how does it feel to be so hopeless?"
>he starts crying
Why can't Americans handle the banter?
This is all actually a joke and you have no friends, let alone an American fried
>canadian have a friend
hehe
>>60422875
Like clockwork, the American starts crying like a big baby.
>>60422889
If you hate us so much, why do you all live within 50 miles of our border?
Good one leaf
You sure trolled him
He was crying tears of joy that he didn't have to talk to a Canadian anymore.
>>60422916
>this
>50 miles
American education
>>60422845
holy shit
>>60423001
>this triggers the cucknadian
>>60423085
IMO the best parts of Canada are far from the border, pic related
Canadians literally consider this banter.
>>60422884
you shut up you kazakh nigger
>>60423085
>Americans dont know what actual winter or permafrost is
>>60422845
best canadian post i have ever seen
