Love it or hate it edition
crayon pop
karen
hate it HATE IT
thought you aussies had vegemite
buying runts
kpop desu
Kyary
>>60398611
word kpop
Love Marmite if I'm honest.
>stoned
>see this
>makes me sad I have none
>remember I bought a full jar yesterday
Minted.
xcx
.
1st for Leanne Crow
>select signs saying chemin
>>60398548
If you don't love it, then you are a paki.
Why does trump think a muslim ban will help? The terrorists will just lie and say they are not muslim. It'll probably turn more moderate muslims against america.
>>60398655
looks like toffee and chocolate on top of those desu
>>60398655
YOLO beer?
this other swedeposter is making be a bit uneasy
>>60398613
wew, nice. I pay 25 quid a month on PAYG for mine, they just raised prices. Still worth it though I'd say.
>>60398593
Giffgaff is utterly shit-tier now. A few years ago it was a tenner a month for unlimited data.
>>60398643
listening to any bangers?
>>60398613
None of you plebs will ever have unlimited data for only a tenner a month. Keep crying
>tfw no short haired gf
Why even live?
And I'm hungry like the wolf
>>60398693
he means all brown people 2bh
america is only for white people is what he is saying
>When a yank tries Marmite for the first time on jewtube and they slather it on like it was peanut butter
>>60398728
mainly been listening to laboum
>>tfw no short haired gf
im ok with this because im not a closeted homoesexual
Me and the lads
>>60398744
seems to me like you want a bf
getting real sick of this 'marmite is just as relevant and good as vegemite' gimmick
>>60398719
Which one of you is the alri cuppa lad and 'official' Swedish poster. Hope it's not the race mixing haitian
Might shit and piss my pants just for something to do.
>>60398693
>Don't call mudshits terrorists or they will blow you up
>>60398808
is that pakiboo in the middle?
>>60398770
Never really gave Laboum a listen tbqh, what are some good songs? got Luna blasting right now
>>60398759
he litterally said the immigration guards will ask people if they are muslim and if they say yes they aren't allowed in.
http://time.com/4140717/donald-trump-muslim-ban-morning-joe-how-it-would-work/
>>60398835
fantastic!
Browsing the baneposting wiki
>>60398725
>25 quid
Absolute mug don't even chat to me with your shite deal
going to help you sad cunts with your depression:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1lkzCdkBI
>>60398900
seems like a flawless and secure system
>>60398655
just sog my chips up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzs52OzgWOs
Might unironically emigrate to America and become one of those weirdly patriotic immigrants
![countdown-bumhole[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N3uBysT.jpg "countdown-bumhole[1].jpg")
>>60398863
Do you think when she put this up she realised that every man looking at it was idly thinking about doing her up the arse?
Is this the kpop thread?
>>60398977
you're a big guy
>>60398977
>136PAGES ON
THIS WIKI
>>60398863
she is so qt
me peaches have too much juice in them, if i open them up its going to splash everywhere
>>60399052
>Nietzschean Baneposting explores the Plane Scene through the lens of the philosophy of late 19th century German thinker Friedrich Nietzsche, developed further by modern genius Bravo Nolan.
not a fan of this sunshine gimmick
algunas veces quiero vivir, pero no ahora. pienso que mi vida es bastante malo y roto. la cosa solo puedo ser es suicidarme
>>60399143
What a time to be alive.
Sat inside with the gf bored out of our minds
so fucking hot out
>brit """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Has anyone got any more pictures or anything like this about what a Trump presidency may look like? Makes me hard.
I WANT THIS SHIT FOREVER MAYNE EVER MAYNE EVER MAYNE
>>60399213
>so fucking hot out
Not really champ
Is it true that Scottish culture consist of Irn Bru and substance abuse?
>>60399205
smell her minge for me.
Aidan Gillen
Aidan stance
General Information
Born 24 April 1968
Nationality Irish
Occupation Actor
Size Small
>>60399288
you ruined it you replied to him
>>60399040
It gets her wet to think about.
>>60399297
pretty much
and deep frying everything
>>60399245
Liberal rags whining about pointless shit meanwhile nothing significant changes and no one is deported
>American '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cuisine''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>60399297
pls marry me german
>>60399293
looks like that girl who was in walking dead but with massive bongos
>>60399261
>England winning the Euros
>>60399245
>>60399297
no, they also hate england
>>60399322
got a few cuts/bruises is all
normal wear and tear
There's a song on daytime radio literally saying "let's talk about sex baby"
I thought this wasn't allowed?
>>60399371
But won't the crisps get soggy?
>>60399371
looks good desu.
>>60399464
for a cyclist you mean
>>60399371
what the actual fuck is that looks like a load of random shit chucked together
guess that's a good way to describe american cuisine
>>60399440
how is 1991?
mum burnt the fucking roasties
>>60399371
Don't even understand what half of those things were
>>60399440
t.offended from stoke
wish i could play this to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59WOx3oUFOE
>>60399513
It's Cup O' Noodles
>>60399503
>American banter
Americans aren't human. They're extremely high functioning autists.
>>60399371
needs more gloopy shit
>>60399608
>not having a fan over
>accidently called a girl
>she rejected it before I could cancel.
>>60399565
i saw Doritos and noodles I think
plus cheese maybe?
idk looks like a load of random shit arranged to look like a proper meal
literally slop
>american cuisine
>>60399660
No, don't know how you got Dunkin Donuts desu
>>60399532
>>60399576
Do they swear on daytime TV now as well?
>>60399753
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3NTe8zTTY
i love linq
>>60399503
Riley?
Remember bigots
No homophobia allowed on /brit/
guess which posts I didn't read
AAHHGH
fuck 90's DRM
Do your families ever eat meals in the garden? We never do but my next door neighbours always do whenever there's a bit of sun.
Although they are from up north (specifically Rotherham) have a theory that one of their kids got nonced and so they moved here
>>60399564
The bitch, they are the best part by far.
Are they at least still edible or are they just carbon?
>>60399713
Terrible bait
>>60399617
Americans are creatures, not humans.
>>60399824
desu its not gays who are offended by this but little bitchboy nu-males who were the ones being called "gay" and it made them super angry and uncomfortable
>>60399824
I wish those annoying benders would stop ruining it for the rest of us normal gay lads.
>>60399844
no only retards eat outside
the food goes cold quicker and you are surrounded by flies
>>60399824
my gay m8 calls things gay all the time
bill clinton is a fucking rapist and war criminal
want to put my willy in a girl lads
>>60399709
yeah but what was in the big pot that she put on top?
>>60399824
to be fair, we only say 'gay' on here when someone is literally taking about sticking their willy up a man's bum
>>60399948
you should be locked up
>>60399824
They sound like a bunch of benders.
>>60399975
pffffft hahahaha *spits diet dr pib over my 4k monitor
>>60400019
all me
>>60399979
Yeah I kind of feel like most people stop using 'gay' as a pejorative when they're about 14 and realised there are better swear words that they can use
An adult male unironically wrote the following:
>Don't send hateful messages to the admins.
>That's low energy; we've been brigaded on /r/the_donald before, and I and the other mods get hatemail all the time - - don't be low energy like those people. (Doubtless, some bernout bros and $hillary sickos will do whatever they can to pretend to be Centipedes and harass admins no matter what.)
>This domreddit is a 24/7 Internet Trump Rally - - like The Donald himself says, this is a lovefest. Be positive, stay HIGH ENERGY, and keep posting the dankest shitposts and spiciest rare mememagicks that you can, nimble navigators. Respond to slave-morality with a strong helping of Virtù. Don't be seduced by the low energy, subversive tactics of haters. That will not Make Reddit Great Again.
>>60399564
>Yanks don't know what roast spuds are
why can reality never be as good as dreams?
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>60400092
carrot on a stick
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60399979
Newfag detected.
Sad to be home from uni lads
JiF's ruin another thread
>>60399859
Yeah I drowned them in gravy, alright in the middle but a bit rank biting into them.
I'm going to start walking the dog every night so we told the dog walker her services won't be needed anymore and she sent this
Bit weird don't you think? Reckon she was making the dog lick her fanny
>>60400114
Good.
>>60400093
>45 year old twink
just had a 2hr nap
can't go on like this
>ASMR
>>60400183
Tell her she can see the dog if she'll ride your willy.
>>60400183
Knotted.
>>60400183
that last sentence is bunny boiler territory, keep her away
>>60399888
>>60400183
>dog walker
fucking middle class ponce
>>60400068
>Respond to slave-morality with a strong helping of Virtù.
>>60400183
that's sad
>>60400183
Christ she sounds desperate, is she a 'professional'
>>60400183
bitches can get emotionally attached to anything
>>60400217
Why are the pretty ones always crazy?
>>60400183
Is she fit?
>>60400183
this can't be real
>>60400183
Aw. :( how old is she? Maybe she likes walking dogs because she can't have one of her own for some reason.
>>60400217
>alpha male
>>60400315
psycho dog walker detected
ear bleeding
Great thread lads
what's the point of getting a dog if you're gonna pay someone to walk it
ground control to major /brit/
Posting text screenshots I found on twitter is always a goldmine haha
>>60400406
milk or eggs, never sure which
>>60400421
Take your protein pills and do a massive shit
moving onto the 3rd bottle of white wine - don't think I will be buying wine again but I have 3 reds to get through next. Maybe red wine will be my calling.
>>60400460
are you drunk? will you sex me?
Why can't Americans handle banter?
Sweden poster just stop.
In fact from now on your name is "Swedish Sad-Act".
>>60399371
>>60399963
i found the thread on /ck/ where its from and its actually a kind of prison food, plus the people in the video are Mexicans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-e-K2Izww8
basically in Prison the inmates would get all the junk snacks, condiments, and whatever other rubbish the cafiteria would let them have then mix it all together into some sort of proper meal.
its basically prison high-cuisine using barebones ingredients
apparently its good but it looks like it needs more Doritos to compensate for all the sauce and shit
>>60400509
because they are Americans.
fuck fuck fuck
completely forgot it was fathers day today
why don't you just fuck off and get the hint you dozy cunt
haven't wanked since friday night
>>60400509
>Implying /int/ ''''''banter'''''' isn't just an excuse to shitpost.
>>60400494
meet me by in 10 minutes come alone
This thread needs to be purged
>>60400655
MEET YOU BY WHERE?
YOU ONLY GAVE ME 10 MINUTES BUT DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE
Why is there a Swede in every thread spamming some miserable tripe?
why do Americans think under-cooked ground beef is a good idea?
its not a steak
unless you ground your own beef
based brad on soccer aid lads
Does anyone know how long it takes the body to absorb water?
If I have just had a piss and It's near orange because I'm so dehydrated, how long will it take this pint of water to unfuck my shit?
Wonder how that lad who went to suck someone off is getting on
>>60400697
Unless you're a gutter pleb you pick out some nice cut at the butcher's and get him to grind it for you. Buying pre-ground meat the supermarket is dodgy as fuck
>ASMR
most handsome british man
>>60400761
if you see it being ground it can be alright
but people buy ground beef then make shit like this
personally I don;t really get "rare" burgers
rare steak is great, but not burgers
>>60400548
Too much sauce and the crisps will get soggy.
JUST FILTER SWEDEN YOU IDIOTS
not even arsed
>>60400810
Classic troll pic from the good ol' days
This Haitian guy in Sweden is the biggest spacker on this board, which is saying something
>>60400761
>ground
Fuck off yank.
>>60400824
that's a boy, not a man
>>60400757
Hope he's got a mouthful of thick cock right now
>>60400845
no dont, youll miss my quality posts, disregard the other swede
>>60400803
I can't watch asmr videos with British people in them.
>>60400246
what's so bad about the middle class? Don't get it. Middle class is usually good. Upper class never catches any shit.
>>60400824
Why do people in 2016 still do duckfaces?
Didn't that go out of style 3 years ago?
Literally never used the filters on 4chan, just ignore the stuff I don't like desu
>>60400831
that's why they need more Doritos, to balance it out
they've got like a tiny bag covered in heaps of sauce and wet stuff
>>60400978
this desu
>>60400978
tfw too stupid to figure out how to filter sweden
>>60400978
sweden is the only one i've filtered, makes /brit/ 10x better
going to see DJ EZ tonight lads
Need a good gimmick
oh dear oh dear oh dear
Absolutely howling lads
>>60401022
I know a few people filtered Spain the other day after that one twat was shilling for the EU.
vote stay lads haha
he was banned now
bit of a shite thread
only taken the marmite plunge this week
its good stuff
>>60401069
Good tweet
>>60400988
Do you have the non meme version of this webm?
>>60401181
aye
Marylin Monroe had the same thing done
>>60401181
I doubt it, but it is interesting how it spread everywhere.
Ditto the "they're gonna taste great" frosties kid being bullied so hard he shoved a pencil up his nse and slammed his head onto a desk.
>>60401087
oh and I've filtered spain cause all he does is chat shit and bait 24/7
Listening to 5 live
you lads watching soccer aid?
Is uk leave of Europe yes/no?
>>60401287
This is why I did it too.
>>60401226
>>60401181
None of them did you gullible wankstains
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/ribs.asp
why is this yank posting images? has anyone even replied to him yet?
bit sad
>>60401304
Yes.
>>60401304
nah, it will close but nah.
>>60401361
vote stay lads ahaha
The gf
>tfw no JLD gf
>>60401361
looks like he's just dumping his unsorted "pictures" folder for some reason
takes me 15-20 mins to cum inside my homemade vagina
the gf
>>60401391
out the way love cant see the important cities
>>60401400
Nah, she said non-mutilated dicks are nasty. Silly jew.
bf just bebo'd me this
>>60401292
What meme index is this table showing?
>>60401304
Unfortunately we'll probably vote to stay
>>60401383
Literally no one has done this
>>60401482
*gives you love*
the bf
>>60401383
Can't wait until lefties find out he was a racist who opposed interracial marriage desu
hid the last 5 of 5 posts
>>60401522
qt
send him my love
>>60401554
>>60401485
why are you two so instantly salty at bait? new here?
>>60401490
I use a protein whey shaker bottle. I also secure the glove on the rim with an elastic band and I put some small socks inside so my cock doesn't push the sponges in. I use E45 and spit as use. Stick it between my mattress and bed and just thrust away and stroke my nipples. I fucking love it, it's fantastic.
