Vote to leave the bloody union edition
crayon pop
cara
Trying to share a song with you lads but it's not on youtube
Asuka.
cousin just sent me this
>>60395553
it's probably shit then tbf
>>60395570
>cousin
>"kinda" related
is she a bit thick?
Need to stick my penis in a girl lads
>>60395174
reminds me of the time we were patrolling shah wali kot and we saw what thought to be just a tanned AFP officer on tour over here. We didn't pay it much attention as he walked into a house but then whhhhhhhhhhooooowwww RPG made contact with a bush master. danny copped the worst of it as we scurried out of the burning wreck. jonno on the 50 begun surpressing but the dumb bastard didn't even realise the licks of the fire were close approaching him until schmitty told him to get "the fuck off it before you're cooked". so we're returning fire when who do i see pop out from the side? that fucking "AFP officer". found out he was actually a high target taliban target but anyway so i get out of my steyr and BLAT BLAT hes down BLAT BLAT dannys been hit BLAT BLAT jonno copped a tracer from an ak in his leg -PING- -PING- those fucking yank guardian angels begin sniping off the rest of those ragheads as me and a few others start moving out the boys wounded.
sorry to digress what was i saying? must have forgotten
*as you begin to talk again i say im going out for a ciggie. i go outside and begin bawling my eyes out and asking god why it was him and not me*
>>60395558
Exemplary post
So it seems Poleaboo has made a new blog
https://www.poleaboo.bIoghost.com/
good lads:
brits
irish
aussies
kiwis
bad lads:
yanks
leaf yanks
argentinians
only good in small amounts lads:
spaniards
mexicans
swedes
based on your character lads:
others
>>60395603
fun fact: there are more bacteria in a girl's vagina than there are particles in the known universe
>>60395570
>>60395628
i aint clicking that shit lil nugga
Giz a ciggy mate
>>60395628
thanks i just got fired
doing my best
Lads I'm starting to think this whole multicultual thing isn't really working out.
>>60395628
quite glad it won't load for me
>>60395641
Where do we fit in?
>>60395574
too indie for you
we need to go back
it was a botched job they still need us
>>60395628
DO NOT CLICK
>>60395698
I hear they have camps to address those concerns
i hate the white race
*windfury crits you*
pssh... nothin personnel... kid
Should I walk or cycle to the shops lads?
>>60395651
This, girls and their bloody axe wounds are disgusting, once you switch over to nice clean boy bums you'll never go back
>Lads I'm starting to think this whole multicultual thing isn't really working out.
Me as a ghost
>>60395744
right flag for it pal good luck to you x
your country is wealthy because of my ancestors
>>60395770
Rich coming from you
>>60395628
>>60395745
*polymorphs you*
/dance
*buys your ancestors for 10 million pounds*
now your ancestors are rich because of me
>>60395770
Of course germany would be all for it
>>60395740
>Mac
git tae fook
you white bastards took advantage of my ancestors
>>60395740
Jokes on them I got windows defender
>>60395552
this 2bh
>>60395740
if you see that screen it's already too late
why is this aussie so viciously anti-EU when he doesn't even go here
>>60395799
I believe this more, the more I spend time around them
*takes advantage of your ancestors*
Went out in town for a pint. Bit warm lads.
you white bastards love our women because white women are shit
mums just given me a quid for the corner shop and ice pops are 5p each what a fucking day
>>60395860
wrong
New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.
brb lads just going to the relevant aussie general to complain about the TPP
ENDLESS amusement
>>60395915
alri
>>60395889
>>60395900
I would check your paypal asap desu
>everyones out drinking and you're at home on /brit/
want to die 2bh
>>60395864
anti-EU? got nothing against the EU mate. the EU isn't my enemy ... i'm my own enemy. you ever woke up screaming before? you ever look at your wife and not know who she is? you start pushing her away and hitting her because you think shes a suicide bomber trying to take you out? you ever run screaming up and down the hallway? you ever have nightmares where your craddling the head of your best mate only to look at his face and see your own son, he opens his mouth and asks "Why me? Why not you? I was someone's son." his eyes dark and dead.
nah nothing against the EU, mate. nothing against the EU.
>>60395923
>ywn own an AE86
Why even live
I don't converse with nonwhites 2bh
>>60395954
we should do something to have a good time on here then, i don't know what though
i made a white girl cry once by verbally abusing her and made her feel like shit by rejecting her
she was crying right in front of me and i started laughing at her
>>60395915
Hi Ross
>>60395951
dont got a paypal
go away poleaboo
Tracer is the official mascot of /brit/
>>60395915
Alri ross, I should warn you that unless you're a brit on his hols, or you're the only yank with decent banter, we don't take kindly to your kind round these threads.
>>60395954
>out drinking
>Sunday night
*close my eyes and hear nothing but 'run through the jungle' on repeat at an incredibly high volume*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
OOOOOOP OOOOOOOOOOOP
>aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>oop
>OOP
>>60396028
what the fuck is that bandana rooookok
also her accent is shit
>>60395652
It says he's from England. Besides, Welsh people fuck sheep, not their relatives (although the sheep may be their relatives).
Registration for the EU referendum ends on 7th June
Amazing how in the span of ~50 years you can convince an entire race of people (whites) to stop having children and to actively support their own extinction (open borders and lax immigration controls, acceptance and promotion of miscegenation)
Absolutely boggles the mind
KILL ALL EUROPID CAUCASIOIDS
>>60396013
>>60396048
quality post
I like it.
>>60396044
drinking on a sunday night is patrician tier tbf
*gets dressed in my parade greens*
*get in front of the mirror*
*begin shaving*
*cut my wrists upwards*
*everything goes black*
*the music stops*
>>60396028
no she's fucking not
>>60396013
>>60396028
Good post luv
>>60396054
>tfw find her accent cute
I know it's shit but for some reason I love it.
>>60396054
Rude
has anyone got any VERY fast plebbos brexiting at incredible hihg speed?
>>60396169
nothing that dank I'm afraid
try 9gag
>>60396134
Anyone have the video with that scene in all the different languages
>>60396085
*wake up*
*gets dressed*
*goes to cafe*
*sits down and begins drinking my coffee*
*start thinking a bit*
*owner nodges me telling me that they're closing*
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
this is the official mascot of /brit/
thoughts?
>Go out last night
>some girl starts talking to me
>"So, when you're not here, do you do anything interesting?"
Fucking hell lads. I knew my life was an empty husk of an existence but this question really hammered it home.
>>60396225
woo!
yahoo!
>sweden
>>60396054
My mama said
You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
But it's a game of give and take
You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait
Just trust in a good time
No matter how long it takes
>brazil
reckon im the type of nigga who's susceptible to getting some sort of personality disorder illness should probably *exhales and A LOT of flatulence comes out* hmmmm well i guess they dont call me Bobby 'The Fatulence' Fatatoo for nothing haha
>>60396169
>>60396225
>Gooks
trashman.jpg
>>60396225
>implying are shannon is not the mascot of /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXNASnL3-aE
>>60396028
No she's not. Karen is.
>>60396308
Absolutely outstanding post
>liking diet scout
I'VE GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>anime
Tis for the nonce
>>60396338
not sure how I feel about her desu
>>60396315
*hears you say "Gooks"*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO FUCK NO NO
Doing a fish
might take up a temporary cocaine addiction
need to get rid of all the gear i've got before i go back home, and it'd be a massive waste to put it down the toilet
success was not an option, we entered the war to loose
>>60396343
ok, I can go with this.
>>60396028
>normiewatch
fuck off to /v/
I PLAY THE SEAL THIRD EYE MAGIC CARD
THIS SEALS YOUR THIRD EYE CLOSED FOR 3 TURNS.
YOUR MOVE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upnrXooMh4s
>tfw Failed normie
Oh god it hurts, because Ive tasted the greatness
Only 1 hour more untill i can go to bed
>tfw no twink bf
>tfw no cute boy to passionately kiss and fondle
>tfw you will never pull his pants down and aggressive rim his ass
>tfw you will never pound his prostate and bring him to orgasm hands free
voy a fumar una vela
>>60396444
nice trips
>>60396379
superior british genes desu
>>60396343
>anime
*looks out my window and uses my finger to pretend to shoot people*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLqwwk3xjMQ
me getting off work
>Still live at parents
>Want to move out
>They have bathroom completely renovated
>Big overhead shower that blasts your skin off
>Never want to move out now
Every morning feels like bliss.
>>60396434
it's a small comfort knowing that I never really stood a chance
>>60396427
Whoa haha suddenly tap water sounds really tasty
michael jackson's most W A V E song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0
>>60396444
Bit bent
>>60396479
*grabs chest*
*drops*
MEDIIIIIC
odds I take a small amount of acid with the gf tonight and watch the sunset with her
Evens I take a mind blasting dose of acid, alone, and rediscover the nature of being.
>>60396423
jog on yank
>>60396496
one of the worst things about moving somewhere else is having a really shitty shower
hate it (hate it)
>>60396421
But Darjeeling and her Gloriana girls, and Tracer, can be secondary mascots.
shanners
>>60396103
does this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
start playing?
>>60396434
Iktf
In highschool I was the typical turbonormie (never Chad cause I've always been a bit of an ugly lad) I was on the handegg team and even had a qt cheerleader gf and I had a wide social circle and partied all the time
Then I went to uni where I continued to party all the time and not go to class
Long story short I failed out and here I am several years later living in me parents basement unironically
Thanks for reading my blog hope you enjoyed it
see im the type of nigga thats built to last
>>60396401
grim
>>60396530
Zero is neither odd nor even
was off my tits on md and texted the gf 'i'm really lucky to have met you, you're the best, i love you'
then got off with some random slag
its like poetry it rhymes
>>60396401
looks comfy
>>60396479
not as good as your normal posts like >>60396103
>>60396530
Time to put my goggles on
>>60396528
*starts to feeze up as you trigger an attack*
no no no no non onn oNOO NO NO N O ITS HAPPENING AGAIN ITS HAPPENIN AGAINNO
*can start to hear the ghost sounds of helos hovering above*
NO NO NO NO DANNY DONT KICK THAT MINE DANNY DONT AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gets my SLR bayonet and hides in the corner*
literally haven't left the house in a week
>>60396044
>>60396098
its a bank holiday
can't drink a 3rd night in a row anyway
>>60396607
very bad lad
watching this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYqzcqDtL3k
>>60396574
make failed normies great again
are karen is and always will be the official /brit/ mascot, tracer can fuck off
Are nigel mugged himself right off tbf
>>60396665
this image belongs in a gallery
Pulling hairs out of my third nipple
>>60396028
>not cara
rude
>>60396225
he got me AGAIN
>>60396620
WILD
>>60396632
>normies think this is weird
>>60396670
>>60396714
'no'
>>60396719
yoohoo
feeling triggered lads
>>60396722
>1 frame gif
fuck off
doggos
>>60396769
potato famine
are karen DESS
>>60396839
cute
*knocks on the door to your flat*
morning sir it's john i live down your hall
i was wondering if i could use your toaster? mine broke
thanks mate. you're a good bloke, you know that? take care, mate.
*a few minutes later the lights above you flicker*
*scares the neighbors*
I'm haven't wanked in a week, bollocks feel like they're about to burst AARRRGH someone help me nowwwww
dogger and doggee
good night lads :3 x
Really hate normies lads
>>60396839
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
how can people honestly prefer cats
>>60396862
do you fancy a cupper too? I can put the microwave on
>>60396904
absolute team
What takeaway should I get tonight lads?
>>60396920
hahaha
i was playing a game of ow before where me and my entire team played reaver for gimmick value. was textbook bance.
Don't ask questions, just listen to me okay.
>>60396920
*body shots you 3 times with widowmaker*
though luck kiddo
>>60396937
Can't go with with a bit of ruby
>>60396930
no thank you sir im long overdue to meet someone
thanks though
>>60396952
https://youtu.be/O3o7WHJU4p0
>>60396864
Pussy engine
its high noon
>>60396996
twelve year old humor
The three F'S of a man.
Fighting
Fucking
Feeding
AM I RIGHT OR WHAT LADS
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY
>>60397026
#lad
#true
>>60397023
this x 10000000
>>60396999
2500hp worth of pussy
sumbodi onse dold me de wurld is guna rol me
i aind de sharbesd dool in de shed
>>60397021
IT'S HIGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
me and the pupper
Currently rubbing my engorged penis through my light blue Puma boxer briefs as I read your posts.
Just thought you should know, boys xx ;)
>>60397088
kek
Gorgeous day lads
A swift sunrise over a far green country...
...makes me want to vote brexit
>>60397076
laughed at this
>>60397088
hidden and reported this
Does anybody else dream of having lots of money, but living a modest lifestyle, so all your wageslave friends take the mick out of you for being poor but you're actually much richer than they are and they're all in debt, which gives you a smug sense of self-satisfaction that you can't get anywhere else?
I feel this feel a lot nowadays.
>>60397116
fuck he even has a pretentious new age ring
cannot stand this cunt
bloody bullies
>>60397145
i unironically think about this like once a day
>>60397116
absolute hero
>>60397108
idiot
ignoring = bullying
pizzas on its way lads
filtering = shunning
>>60397227
potato famine
gonna make lunch
bloody shops didn't have any good meal deal sandwiches left
>>60397145
I do, but not for the smug sense of self-satisfaction, I just have an autistic desire to accumulate a lot of money and not do anything in particular with it.
As long as I have a small flat, enough food to eat, an internet connection, and a modest budget for entertainment and travel I'd be very happy.
justin trudeau straight up seems like such a huge cunt. i mean heaps of politicians do seem like pretty big cunts but theres something about trudeau which just screams "i am the biggest cunt you'll ever meet"
what politicians do you reckon are cunts deep down inside?
[regrets internally]
shunning = bullying
>not 6pm yet
>already finished a bottle of wine
Literally no one at this lake has caught a fish all day.
Skipping tea and gonna get in bed.
Might buy an adidas hoodie desu tbf
>>60397299
they all fell out probably
>>60397299
no wonder they're casting into the sky the fucking muppets
>United Kingdom
uhh no thanks sweetie x
Reckon we should shun the nonwhites until they fuck off back to their own countries
>tfw shunned
>>60397289
you can be a right bitch when youre drunk too slow down pet
need to piss if im being honest
>>60397270
t. Smaug
what's the name of the opera song in Hitman Bloodmoney?
>>60397108
https://youtu.be/9ihXq_WwiWM
"You can see the relaxation here"
>>60397289
quite fancy wine right now actually, think i've got a bottle of red hanging around somewhere
>the pollen count
does anybody actually take notice of this?
I'M A WALKING BITCH MAGNET.
when will you white bastards get out of america and africa
>>60397383
Hayfever niggers
took the gf out in a boat earlier
um doing a poo, sweetie
>>60397396
literally subhuman faggots
cannot believe any woman would fuck some genetically weak cunt that can't hack being around trees
UNA
VELA
what went wrong?
we sacrificed our lives to kick you white bastards out of the caribbean but you are still there
Sun's out, time to make a delicious, refreshing iced coffee in my Aeropress.
setting myself up for major disappointment
WHEN WILL YOU FUCK OFF
>you will never read the Top Gear book on the beach whilst your average-looking wife lathers her tits in tanning oil
>>60397321
>>60397317
good posts
REALLY need to get laid lads, im wanking it 3 times a day at the moment
>>60397383
>>60397396
>>60397456
I'm 6'4 hayfever lad who's built like a brick shithouse i will tune all you cunts in
>>60397361
could watch these type of yank shows for days on end desu
charli posting memes lads
>>60397511
me on the right (looking at the pictures)
i have literally been exiled to europe by you white bastards infesting the new world
dos velas
>type reddit.com/r/ into your browser bar
>post what comes up first in your history
For me it's soccer, soccerstreams, gonewild, and the_donald.
>>60397511
>average looking
she looks like an ogre
>>60397511
grim
runt hunting's a good job mate
>>60397471
Very reddit looking gif
Wank on average 2.2 times a day
>>60397511
is that Kerry katona
>>60397620
alri Desmond
>>60397511
why even go to the beach if you're in britain? they look like wastelands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygYvPA9G3o
bit of a tune if you ask me
