the great escape edition
korean pop
kpop
breaking the cycle of unhappiness starting NOW
Welsh Slag
>>60392808
racist mong
>>60392843
...tomorrow
Just watched the Lord of War, really good film desu
>Scotland
sex drive is low
stopped seeing beauty
no drive to do anything
kill me
![aid651984-728px-Howtocleanfan-Intro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0vsLavm.jpg "aid651984-728px-Howtocleanfan-Intro[1].jpg")
clean your fan lads
>>60392855
Yeah I am joking mate, like I would hang out with a gay paki manlet who dresses up in his sisters clothes
>>60390865
Where's Boris?
>>60392939
>not using him to get close to the sister
top poof
>>60392918
Story?
Desklad post a picture of your desk NOW
>>60392897
should I switch it off first?
>On a report about a potential British Day, Peter Goldsmith, Baron Goldsmith said:
>"There were undoubtedly issues raised about how a national day would be received in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. But the important point to stress in this regard is that there ought to be nothing in the framework of the national day to prevent particular areas from creating events that celebrate other shared identities alongside our bond of shared citizenship. People have multiple identities and it would be false for events organised for a national day not to be responsive to that."
>>60392918
>can't find the delete account button on facebook
what a mong
>eat far above my calorie maintenance
>still skinny twig
what the fuck do I do
>>60393032
bit gay
>>60393019
>British Day
So a day of celebrating empire, pillaging, slavery, murder and rape?
No thanks.
>>60393032
bit gay
>>60393032
wew went in a lot easier than I expected
Are you meant to eat the shit at the bottom of bubble tea?
>>60393032
Shan't be watching this
>>60393032
where's the poo?
>>60393016
depends if you're up for a challenge or not
>>60393032
fucking faggot
>>60393055
Eat more and lift
>>60393100
I just want normal arms that aren't skinny as fuck so I can wear a t-shirt in public
>>60392845
welsh girls have such a specific look about them it's weird man
>>60393010
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28998192/
It's a lengthy read
>close /brit/
>reopen /brit/ 15 seconds later
is there a name for this disease?
>>60393190
ocd
loading poo .... 89%
>>60393190
>not opening multiple tabs of the same thread
>>60393190
banterculosis
Might get 4 litres of coke lads, tesco's doing a deal for 2 bottles for 2.50
>>60393222
you're a fat shit though
also janny, this MAN is ban evading YET again
>>60393254
waheyyy
>>60393222
well you should've thought of that when you were cutting
Marinating some lamb atm lads. Should I order a cheeky takeaway tonight and have it tomorrow when it's all falvoursome or give it a couple of hours now.
Decisions, decisions.
I like the idea of universal basic income, hope I see it in my lifetime
>>60393222
Should've thought about that before slashing your arms to get attention on an online forum you oaf
>>60393222
Stop cutting yourself then you fucking retard
>>60393263
cor when they do 2 8-packs of dr pepper cans for a fiver in asda
>>60393263
2 for 2.00 here, might get two bottles of cherry x
I love you lads
>>60392999
Still a gay smelly arab who cant prove he isnt 5'5.
>>60392967
Shitskin no thanks
in /mena/ lads
feel like t.e. lawrence
Stop fucking responding to it, you utter CRETINS
we should have a siesta
>>60393032
me with the fist x
>>60393300
I like it as long as it means I get more money and my taxes don't go up.
Come home British man
>>60393332
>tfw you can't buy 2 litres of cherry coke in this meme country
>>60393354
>Umm Al-Quwain
khan's really doing a number on london
all the uni idiots are graduating and are not ready for post uni life.
gonna be fun
>>60393363
Don't get it when remainers go on about how many British people are in other countries, they're more than welcome to send them back here, the choice is entirely theirs.
>>60393381
>tfw lived post uni life before uni
>>60393222
heres a tip mate because youre a good lad
when you cut it releases dopamine which is also released when you do a cool thing in video games
ban the knife, buy a copy of fifa
doing a poo and it's a bit diarrhea-y
>>60393381
looking forward to the a-level lads fucking up so we can go on the student room and read about their misery about not getting into coventry to study media
>>60393032
what the fuck? that's got to be dangerous tho, no?
Are Samsung S5s any good?
>>60393422
not done a poo in 3 days
I want to live in the world where people don't hate one another, there's no war or poverty and we save the environment.
>>60393032
jesus fucking christ
>>60393381
>tfw we're getting a snot nosed uni grad in work
Can't stand em.
>>60393426
Does the student room still exist? What do they even bang on about?
>doing a poo and it's a bit diarrhea-y
>>60393381
BUT I THOUGHT I COULD JUST WALK INTO A 20K PA JOB WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE AND 0 WORK EXPERIENCE.
Playing a weeb game
>>60393470
mate...
Do ppl drink coffee in britain? are there coffeeshops there?
women should not be allowed:
>vote
>use birth control
>work
feeling a bowl of krave coming on
>>60393465
>tfw I literally did this
Had a STEM degree though.
>>60393489
Yes
Yes
>>60393470
just hit restart
>>60393489
coffee is as popular as tea desu
>>60393470
bit dire tbf
>>60393489
yes
yes
>>60393489
Coffee is banned because it's halal.
>>60393296
what are you marinading it in? could probably do it later.
>>60393512
funny story, 2 of my stem mates are still working shit retail jobs. its fiercely competitive out there.
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
>>60393032
that can't be healthy
>>60393439
i've had one for a year and a half and it still works like new and i'm going to keep it for the forseeable future until it breaks, i only use mine for a bit of reading, watching videos, 4chan and stalking twitter/instagrams though. you are probably better off asking in the smartphone general on /g/
fucking hell lads my balls are sweaty and swampy. think it might be time for a groom with this weather.
>>60393550
Haram*
Bloody Kentish racist
>>6039356
has ribena completed his job search this week?
just had a wrestle with my nephew top lad he is
wanking to michel santini again lads
>>60393567
*slips*
jesus fucking christ now he's cutting himself?
why do i come here? are these the sorts of people that i share this general with? Please tell me there are normal (not necessarily normie) people here.
>>60393418
*pulls mic closer* i mean playing videos games is definitely cool and all but if you really want a slow release of dopamine you should definitely get on DMT *clears throat*. whats DMT? aw dude so DMT is Dimethyltryptamine and so basically its a psychedelic which releases both serotonin and melatonin into something called your pineal gland so you can have like these amazing, introspective, visual experiences when you do DMT. so its like mushrooms but just way more powerful its like if mushrooms came into the party and said "buckle up bitches" haha ... but yeah fuck the war on drugs man they should just legalise DMT and all drugs for that matter ... bush was a dumb mother fucker but i'd love to just get him in a room and pick his brain a bit, like see who he really is cause he seems like an interesting guy.
... yeah ...
can you get addicted to DMT? man you get can get *clears throat* you can get additched to cheese burgers man you can get addicted to anything. *clears throat* jaimie will you get me some tea? whats this jaimie? yeah fuck look at the arms on that thing ... thats easily 500 or 600 pounds and its jsut pure muscle its not like us where we can have fat and flab you know? chimps are just pure muscle
>>60393621
chanel*
always get this wrong for some reason
cunts the lot of you
>>60393637
SANCTIONED
>>60393651
cutting himself was one of his earlier story arcs
>>60393581
Thanks. Wanna meet up and chew on my knob?
>DELETED
>77F
>>60393674
>>60393637
>SANCTIONED
more like
CARETAKERED
who is deleting poleaboo's posts?
Thank jan, you're the man
gf sent me this
there is literally no point to continents
>>60393654
bloody hell good one mate
ARE JANNY
HE'S HERE
>>60393733
mamma mia
>>60393733
I'd love to Dolmio her any day.
is janny on our team and deleting that autists posts?
so the janny obviously browses /brit/ regularly so i wonder which people in here he likes the best.
i hope its me x
>>60393679
only if you chew on mine as well
>>60393733
how do these eat have they got like felt stomachs and felt arseholes and that
>>60393808
deal
Business idea: buy cheap lightweight late 80s/early 90s japanese sports cars, slap cheap turbo kits on them, drive the piss out of them until I blow the motor and then sell them as rolling shells to make some of my money back
just got outplayed by my brother
>>60393190
autism
>>60393733
anthony! sophia is a lovely-a girl-a! you should-a settle-a down-a and-a make-a dolmia children, eh!
>poleaboo sanctioned and banned in the same week
confirmed suicide watch
@3708
Terrible FOY bait
>>60393806
It is, he was interviewed for CNN several weeks ago and you were mentioned.
dripping with precum
really hope the janny likes my *reads out onnit.com sponsor ad* joe rogan gimmick
but i wouldnt care if he didn't because he cant stop me from doing what i love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPSNfKnJnSQ
>>60393856
EY GRINGO
WHEN'SA YOUR DOLMIO DAY?
>tfw A levels
thinking of making a browser addon to make psuedo-(You)s impossible
just FUCKING TYPED "DOLMIA" WHEN I MEANT "DOLMIO" LADS
GETTING REAL CLOSE TO THE END
>riots at the horse racing
what is the world coming to yobs everywhere
>>60393886
give us a taste
>>60393856
hes been banned like 8 times this week and can't get the hint
>>60393263
We have a shop called B&M that get three litre bottles of coke and they sell them for £2.00.
But it's a poor persons hop so barely anyone knows about the great deal.
>>60393935
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>60393926
>tfw that was 8 years ago
>>60393926
dont worry mate I did mine after I turned 18 too
>>60393956
*sends willy in the post to you*
msn me when u get it
>>60393985
sent ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVS_Vo1Sq-w
How keked can you be Brit-Bros?
>>60393963
accidentally called it S and m bargains to me mum once teehee X
doing my first shift tomorrow lads
>>60393952
there's always chav cunts there, my facebook feed is filled with them wearing shitty suits with primark sun glasses
>>60393919
business idea: straight pipe everything. straight pipe the damn lawnmower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tUS9KcF9o8
>>60393296
>Takeaway on a Sunday and not a Sunday dinner
Paki.
>>60393947
THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED - fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me
>>60394009
omg
the fact he said that means Muslims now run the UK!!!
:(
listening to some sick choons while browsing the chon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2PHFBlr-jM
kek
Really do think are Janny is doing gods work.
*buys 53 tickets to 'the cuckold'*
my shout boys
>>60394067
merch
Any good British-related Simpsons episode lads? Watched the Bart vs Australia episode yesterday and it was top banter
ramadam tonight lads
cant fucking wait absolutely buzzing
>out last night
>realise one of my close friends just straight up doesn't like me anymore
c'est la vie...
>>60393371
You should have remained in the union then.
LEDGE
>>60394041
>not having a broken family
font
>>60394085
when they meet jk rowling and tony blair
>>60393371
Paradise
>>60394069
nice reddit humor you child
>>60394085
theres the one where a brit lad stays over
Discuss.
>>60393806
janny likes me the best because I'm not an autist who has a trip or r*ddit flag and I don't spam autism like cartoon girls or plastic dancers.
>>60394085
yeah that episode is goat
whenever i watch it its just 21 minutes of me sitting on the edge of my chair saying "australia mentioned!"
>>60394157
me on the left in green
>>60394157
not bothered
>>60394157
1 of these does not belong senpai
>>60394009
https://youtu.be/ELLsihHuXw8
>google now comes up with responses to emails so now you don't even have to think anymore
excellent
any daily face was recommendations for acne lads?
23 now and it's starting to take the piss
>>60394204
Christians
>>60394207
the robots are taking over
>>60394157
>No Religion
Why are Scottish "people" painfully unfunny
>look at me talking like a spastic hahahaha
>>60394206
He's obviously joking right?
>>60394067
what you listening to
Lads why is the Bristol music scene so good?
>>60394085
Lisa gets a British boyfriend but it's not that good of an episode
>>60394211
Duac
>>60394085
freshen your drink guvna?
>>60394211
don't eat shit and don't do drugs/smoke
Have a good bbq tonight lads
You are having a bbq in this weather, right?
>>60394225
if yae dinnae understan dinnae retweet
>>60394225
waheyyy I do a drink a lot man glaswegians are bloody violent ey
>>60394157
Religion is a scourge that needs to be destroyed for the betterment of humanity.
>>60394211
Whatever is on offer 2bh. And use a scrub twice a week. Don't forget to moisturise as well.
>>60394009
God damn I hate that lefty twat.
>>60394291
Haram af
>>60394216
indeed
these are all valid responses as well
quite interesting
https://research.googleblog.com/2015/11/computer-respond-to-this-email.html
>>60394157
Islam will dominate the world
>>60394225
look at me using scottish words haha I'm scottish please love me
>tfw sunny
>tfw I would like to be out with friends or gf enjoying a beer
>no gf or friends
>>60394322
did you watch that google presentation the other week?
they are making an app that responds to texts for you
whats the fucking point
>>60394085
They visited here, but that was during zombie Simpsons.
>>60394225
why does it make the nglish so mad?
it's not retarded to them and that's the whole point. it's only meant to be for their own culture.
it's not for you
>>60394235
He's "comedian" the BBC has been promoting to show how not all Muslims are terrorists.
>>60394347
>tfw
>yorkshire """""pudding"""""
>it's just a fucking bread bowl
>>60394347
*rubs your tummy*
>>60394354
who knows
they're probably just getting over excited with their neural network stuff
http://spankbang.com/l5gz/video/all+good+new+cara+saint+germain+nekane+sweet
literal meme porn
>>60394114
>Yanks
>>60394386
Why are Americans so baffled by these?
>>60394225
Away tae fook
My best friend is a retard who I actually hate.
was walking the dog in the field earlier and there were two girls sunbathing right in the middle of the field haha
one of them smiled at me, it was horrible
Watching Hairy Bikers making stew with a bunch of Mayan ladies
Got a tea on the go as well, standard
>>60394386
This is why we don't like yanks.
>>60390865
excellent OP image
mind if i save it?
Business idea: buy an el camino, grow a mullet and a mustache
ummmmmmmmm
bit racist in here
>>60394120
That's no excuse to not have a Sunday dinner. Are you British or a wog?
>>60394211
just b yourself
>>60393966
Always thought it was "in two pieces"
>>60394386
>>60394429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA#t=22s
>>60394362
>talking like a fucking autist is scottish """culture"""
>>60394429
>>60394447
its not just yanks it's anyone who isn't british
when i asked my mum what they were the other day it took her 45 minutes to get me to understand them.
wtf I love memes now
>>60394452
Save it, it's all yours my friend!
>>60394157
I'm a Jedi on the census.
>>60394399
Can't wait for the future where people just sit in their rooms, "meet" up on vr and rely on AI to respond to everything for them
what a glorious world
>>60394267
probably
>>60394485
these youtube "chefs" make all this unhealthy shit so they dont feel guilty for being pigs
>>60394400
Is this kino?
leftists?????????????????????????????????
a yorkshire pudding is just a baked savoury risen pancake
it isnt hard to imagine
>>60394496
true but still doesn't explain why you're mad jealous
>>60394125
Giving this one a watch now
>>60394356
One of the Halloween specials? The one I'm watching now they visit UK
going to see the gf soon
Going to snuggle her and take all her clothes off, then we're going to engage in sensual and powerful copulation, then we're going to fall asleep in each other's arms, her head resting on my chest.
lifted a weight
it was bloody heavy
>>60394386
I'm so bored of yanks at this point.
Reckon I'll buy a van for use in my illegitimate activities
>>60394613
>using the jealous card
nah, dont really fancy talking like a twat
>>60394514
Get FUCKED
>>60394386
You know I really do hate yanks. No memes, no jokes, I hate you.
too hot
americans do food better than us.
no point in arguing with him.
*lays in bed smoking a cigarette in the vain result that i'll pass out and the cigarette will begin a fire that'll burn me down. that i'll wake up from the heavy smoke and realise there and then that the end of my life is coming, that i'll let out one last utterance of my life and it'll be "this is the end. i'm coming home, danny. i'm coming home". that i'll close my eyes and wake up and it'll be 2009 again and i'll be with the boys back in the Chora Valley. that my wife wouldn't have left me and taken the kids. that i'd have some purpose in life. that i'd be able to see the those faces of my brothers once again and for once not in those harrowing nightmares."
On break lads
>>60394641
TRACK DAY BRO
>>60394625
then you wake up and realise you have no gf
>>60393465
I literally did this, only reason I got in was because I'm good with computers though and my psych degree didn't mean shit
>>60394439
>keep clicking the right mouse button with my middle finger by accident
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60394661
mad as a hatter
>>60394689
guaranteed replies
>>60394685
ahahahahaha what a fantastic image
