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Voting to LEAVE edition
crayon pop
enjoying this series of threads
>>60390720
how did your dad even find a gf
must have been a giganormoid
our nige
might take someone's willy in and out of my bum very fast
FUCKING HELL IM TRYING TO COOK DINNER AND THERES FLYS ALL OVER THE SHOP FUCKING HELP ME LADS
girl here, voting remain :3
>>60390854
>people actually admire the Johnny come lately Farage for being a Brexiter
Corbyn was anti-EU in the 70s you mugs.
vote remain lads
what was poleaboo like in secondary school?
>>60390919
when he stopped working on ships
>>60390956
Corbyn is a senile cunt who doesn't know his arse from his foot
I wish I knew poleaboo in real life.
tfw no robot friend to play digimon with
>>60390941
would unironically rather have the bike than rachel
>>60390934
try cooking dinner in a kitchen next time then
wish niggers would have a jazz renaissance
>>60390956
>check it out dudes i know information that you might not know
>you're all stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!! der!!!!!!!! derr!!!!
keep Britain great forever!
>>60390994
ye its called rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUhc3Kv4ieE
Got my postal vote today
voted to leave lads
So did my family
>>60390992
I AM DOING IT IN THE KITCHEN BUT I HAD TO LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN BECAUSE ITS TOO HOT
>>60390981
>>60391007
>falling for an establishment shill because he has edgelord meme opinions
pathetic
>>60391044
good lads
>>60390956
Corbyn wants to give Ireland NI and Argentina the Falklands
Don't give a shit what he wants, after that all of his opinions are meaningless to me
farts smell absolutely rancid whatever I had last night did not help
if someone walked into my room right now they'd be convined of a smell of death
>>60390956
corbyn is god tier. hes the british bernie sadners
>>60391022
ye but that's shit
jazz is good
>>60390941
slut
>>60391059
What edge lord opinions?
>>60391083
>He's the British Bernie sanders
As in, he's a retard that will NEVER EVER win? Ahahaha
Shitposting from Freud's garden lads
Top man
>>60391074
potato famine
>votes remain
>emigrates to australia
>looks out of window while flying over the english channel
>entire english channel is filled with pakis from france floating over on rubber dinghies
get fucked all you normie cunts who bullied me in school, good luck ever buying a house when they all get given to ahmed.
>>60391066
>i want the elites to cuck me forever because of my love for the falklands and northern ireland
girl here ama
>>60390988
Poleaboo doesnt want a cunt like you as a friend
Reminder to vote leave so we get Pokemon at the same time as the rest of the world
got nothing to do lads, NOTHING to do. so I'm just gonna play video games all day lads. 23 years old and still playing video games, lads!
wish I had Swiss/US dual citizenship
>>60391160
Corbyn is the elite
Why does everyone on /brit/ have a postal vote? Aren't they for old biddies and disabled people who can't get down to the polling booth? You're all students or unemployed, you'll be free on the day.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36455766
what the fuck did he say that was wrong
seriously, what. it's a definite fucking possibility
qt and elegant
will the uk have an independence day when we vote leave
>>60391169
How do we achieve world peace?
>>60391187
what a loser!
>>60391160
Nah mate just don't want taxed 50% of my wages just to fund the useless parasitic existence of the NEETS present on this thread
>>60391187
I still played games at 23
I still play games today
>>60391171
wow ok
*notices you, a fine, slender, aryan woman*
*lights cigar, smirking*
And how might I help you, m'lady?
less hassle you knob
don't like it when people over-complicate things :3
if brexit happens or corbyn doesn't get elected then I'll post my card details here
going to nip out to tesco to get a few things for din dins, what do you lads want?
>>60390941
uuuuhh, I'd lick that bike seat.
>>60391059
t. hyper enlightened NEET clinging to whatever petty pride he can scramble together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCtv4O9tv1g#t=1.727075
>>60391192
haha same except i wasnt overweight and didnt cry and also wasnt one of the top students
but i was shy and a bit scruffy, had friends but got bullied occasionally
>>60391216
implying the eu treats you as bad as you treated the rest of the world
how far the empire has fallen. now playing the victim
>>60391231
I am in Wigan
>>60391291
>literal paki defending sex attacks
Why am I not surprised
>>60390854
Rule Britannia, vote to leave.
>And how might I help you, m'lady?
been struggling to get fully erect last few days :/
>>60391291
>New ficki ficki "Germans" get citizenship
>can now travel anywhere in the EU
What happens to EU students if the UK actually leaves?
in all fairness i think it'd be alright if we gave NI a vote on whether they wanna rejoin the rest of ireland
falklands should stay british though
>>60391343
He's a psychotic paki stalker sounds like a great catch
please take this mindnumbing political vomit to /pol/
i want my gimm gimms
>i'm voting to remain
lads, you gradually get more confident as you get older right?
>>60391388
you'll probably be allowed to finish your courses desu
*dances into /brit/*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
>>60391388
if they'd vote leave it would take forever to fully get out of the EU anyway
look at this fucking dog
>>60391392
If a vote took place it would be for the whole island
>>60391428
It's funny sometimes
Not all the time though
5/10
>>60391388
Hope you all get immediately booted
>>60391388
They fuck off hopefully
>>60391446
l-like 4 years?
>>60391428
oath it is hahhahah im laughing just thinking baout it
ahhahaha
ahaha
ahaha
>>60391416
yeah but you literally have less testosterone so consider that
are lad andy is doing decent
murray's gonna lose
he just cannot beat this man
>>60391392
Protestants still have a majority. Wait 20 years though, then the Catholics will be the majority and will vote for unification. When that happens, you'll get civil war because Northern Irish Protestants are animals.
THIS
>>60391467
Stay where you are you whale killing paki
mmm yes roast pork tonight
Already dreaming of the crackling
>>60391467
probably even longer and if they turn into a Norway type of arrangement you can just go there even of they're out
>>60391448
what's the thing on top of his head?
just realised that my life's gonna get better and everything's gonna be okay
female housemate has invited me out with all her female friends and i don't know any of them :///////
got my dog on my lap
>>60391388
rounded up and shot in the tits
I'm voting to remain. I like feeling European.
>>60391533
Not in this fucking heat it isn't.
>>60391497
>political tribalism
Get a sense of individuality you wank
>>60391436
My uncle owns a cafe called Krumbs Cafe.
I often go there for my dinner and sit outside for a few hours when its sunny. You should come its a nice place, never to busy.
>>60391232
idk sorry
>>60391497
are they books about being a good cuck?
If Murray wins, he's British.
If Murray loses, he's Scottish!
haha
>Get a sense of individuality you wank
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xEqaf7S.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>I'm voting to remain. I like feeling European.
on grindr
matched with a guy who lives about 10 minutes away
literally close to meeting him but he wants to shag me in the arse while i'm there, i just want to suck his dick
>>60391599
i'd heem you, you utter moron
willy is stiff lads
>>60391310
Loaf of bread please mate
>>60391548
Of course you do Grgorz
The question is, do real Brits?
>go fuck yourself you paki cock loving nigger wog
Why don't you post yours, UK? >>60391119
homosexuals are fucking disgusting
>>60391636
You wish, I am behind 7 proxys
>>60391626
bit gay
hmm
Wow. I didn't think the EU Referendum form would be this wordy. Interesting how they phrased the two options though.
>>60391675
>>60391678
SCANDIS OUT
>>60391620
I'll be counting this as a (You)
www.fb.com/Krumbs-Cafe-Wigan-455931197757839/
alri
>>60391693
I was thinking that.
>homosexuals are fucking disgusting
>Why don't you post yours, UK? >>60391119
>>60391715
>remain because year
literally do not understand this argument
how does it being 2016 have any bearing?
In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
>>60391675
can't be bothered filling it in desu
norway is cool in my books though
>>60391702
He would be happy to see me not by myself.
>>60391712
Tomorrow at 3?
>>60391770
That's the joke you twazzock
when will this so called "sun" just FUCK OFF REEEEE
Electricity is complicated
I still don't know what the difference between negative and earth is.
>>60391759
self defence innit you smelly wog
>>60391715
>remain side thinks it has the moral high ground
>waaaah putin enoch powell wacsist
I don't even give a fuck about the EU but I hope leave wins just to piss off these pathetic cucks.
>>60391796
but its not a joke is it because people present it genuinely. dont respond to me again.
>>60391715
Christ, remainers are actually pathetic
>>60391715
>Leaving the EU makes you a racist
what leap of logic is that?
>>60391796
it's a joke on here because that's how these retards actually think. pretty sure that dank meme was made by a cuck.
>>60391816
kek me too.
>>60391797
give it a few billion years
aussies are shitting up the catalog again
racists not welcome
get out
business idea: norway, switzerland and the UK form their own union
>>60391497
Arrogant and sanctimonious leftists
>>remain side thinks it has the moral high ground
>>waaaah putin enoch powell wacsist
>I don't even give a fuck about the EU but I hope leave wins just to piss off these pathetic cucks.
I'm a walking fanny magnet and I'm not even rich.
>>60391715
>the EU is screwing us over and we must fix it because it's the 21st century
Why don't we just leave?
Racism welcome and encouraged lads
Gonna hop on a train to Manchester and shag Amer Hussain
Might have to paper bag it
>>60391912
kys
>>60391786
Jokes on you I was joking, dont even live in manny
>>60391711
howling
business idea: inherit money from your dad, go bankrupt several times, run for president.
>>60391952
tad rude that
Really makes you think
me & the gf
>>60391928
love that picture kek
friend called me the most self conscious person he's ever met the other day haha wew
anyone here on the fence and above it all disgusted at the fearmongering of both sides and the fact there is no reasonable discourse on the EU debate?
>>60391945
you'll need a bin liner
>>60391927
FONT
Business idea: Pretend to be a normie
>>60391990
Disgusting.
>district 9
>"fokin prawns"
>internet interprets this as "fookin prawns"
ok, weird but whatever
>game of thrones
>(in manc accent) "I was a fuckin legend in flea alley"
>internet interprets this as "I was a fookin legend"
what??? how can they both sound the same to you?
Also have you heard americans do a scottish accent? It's not that it's offensively bad, it's that it doesn't sound remotely similar, like they can't even begin to grasp it so they go straight to retarded pirate. Also they claim not to be able to tell the difference between australian and british people. Why are americans so fookin deaf?
any of your lads listen to bbc radio? I listen to radio 4 while driving in euro truck simulator 2, feelsgoodman
Absolutely adore this country. The culture, people, history and institutions.
I'm Muslim by the way.
>>60392015
No probably not, he is barley ever there he just owns the place, just a bunch of faked smiled staff usually.
internet missus is giving me an earful
>>60392044
listen to radio 2 on my way back from work, they have nice debates on there occasionally.
>>60392024
I can show you the world.
>>60392057
good post.
>>60391971
turn less than two million dollars in the new york city real estate industry into over seven billion.
but my daddy did everything :(
>>60392044
sort of want to play it again
>>60392020
and some cable ties haha
>>60392057
Good just don't behead anybody or blow up and we're fine
>>60391990
>tfw no smegma gf
>>60392031
Americans are fucking retarded mate
>>60391199
cant be arsed to be honest famly
Are mp3 players still going lads? want something small other than my phone to play music on, whats the next best thing
vegetarian gf is upset because I'm eating lamb
Think I need a new gf desu, taking this one back to the shop
>>60391990
I actually don't believe this
wew lads
going round to someones house now literally to suck their dick but nothing more
so fucking hard
bye
>>60392044
Alri grandad I listen to 1xtra
NORMIES OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>60392115
>Are mp3 players still going lads?
yeah if you want to be laughed at and kicked in the street
want to smell a girl's filthy arsehole
How do people not get stoned from smoking a full joint but get stoned as fuck from 1 bong hit.
>>60392072
I hid this post as I do not want to see it in my thread
>>60392031
we don't care about you. is that enough?
>>60392138
stay safe x
>>60392072
I cyber-fucked your gf, mate.
>>60392138
Careful lad that sounds a bit gay to me
>>60392044
yea i listen to BBC radio of course
radio 4 is the more high brow channel
>>60392138
Don't be late lad, I don't want to be left waiting too long. I'll get floppy.
Girls keep flirting with me. How do I get their number and shag those cunts??
>>60392166
want to smell a girl's fanny
>>60392163
Ill heem any cunt who tries tbf
>>60392162
Are you coming as Monica? I didnt realise you was into men.
>>60392156
YANKS OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>60392223
just be yourself
Wish Ukraine would join the EU
Irish citizen, and I get to vote in the referendum.
Gonna vote to stay
>mfw
Have to stop lurking /pol/ and /r9k/ lads.
what would happen if you rolled a poo in toilet paper and smoked it?
>>60392072
Anyone who gets into a internet relationship is utterly pathetic
if I don't get accepted into the merchant navy I will suicide within a year
>>60392256
delet this
How do I balance my need to get up at 7:30 with my love of staying up til midnight. I end up getting 6 and change hours of sleep.
Starting to show more long-term physical symptoms like acne.
>>60392247
You'd probably end up smoking a poo rolled up in toilet paper
I'm voting REMAIN in the EU referendum to protect my workers rights and human rights
>>60392115
see /csg/ in g. there's a $10 model that's meant to be decent. Get a shark (meme sd card) with 64gb for $10 for it, too. And a set of meme piston headphones for another $10.
>>60392224
They smell so good
>>60392284
what would it be like?
walking down the street with my brims pulled down low desu
>>60392267
It's good to set your goals early
>>60392186
I don't care about south africa but that doesn't cause my ears to shut down.
There's also that business of americans proudly saying "I don't have an accent" as if that were possible, and even if it were, why would it be good? There's something weird going on over there, we need to solve this mystery.
>>60392044
I listen to Radio 4 in bed. Comfy as shit
*complains about having severe social anxiety*
*post selfie while out in the sun with friends*
Anyone one come around to get stoned and have a shag?
If you have social anxiety you are a normie
A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!”
At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.
“Hey, Professor, what is this?”
The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”
“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.
The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.
The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast.
“That beverage’s name? Harvey “The One Percent” Milk.” said the vegan trans-autistic Korean.
>>60392072
really hope this isn't a conversation you actually had hahaha fuck me
I don't know why I go on tinder
I don't really want to talk to any of these people
>>60392295
>chink shit
Lel ill have a look
>>60392344
So is she bi? Cause I thought she still fancied polish girl
>>60390929
Bit gay desu
Why does everyone assume I'm voting Remain just because I'm black? Is this racism? If so, should I report it?
vigorously sucking this calippo lads
>>60392358
Jealous
DON'T DROP THAT -pickle pee-
UHN, DON'T DROP THAT -pump-a-rum-
what happened to desklad lads
>>60392366
??????????????
BIN
>>60392403
What about her?
>>60392412
absolutely howling
You tried those Butterfinger chocolate bars from the US?
Fucking mint.
>>60392441
Come round
>>60391798
uhhhh you could have a positive or negative earth too :]
>>60392451
it means you are scared of not being normal
*gapes*
>>60392423
get tae FOOK out MOI country YOU FAKIN WOG CANT
>>60391187
fucking loser lol, bet you play these games while having fun
just farted and it smells awful
>>60392475
Where abouts are you?
on the white wine today, wasn't a fan of the rose - this wine selection gotta go
Have to leave the house but I don't want to
Had a sandwich but still hungry lads.
Might make another.
really need a poo
>>60392462
Oh ok, yeah it can be a date if you like x
Have you got a throw away email? I would like to send you a picture of me if thats alright.
>>60392524
Rotherham.
after the referendum, they'll be nothing for /brit/ to discuss
>>60392550
>>60392546
>>60392542
>>60392539
great blog thanks for sharing
When I was a young lad I thought beef wellington was slang for a lady's area
*eats all the donuts*
