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Vote LEAVE Edition
cara
crayon pop
>>60388693
Absolute monarchy when?
kpop
can feel a poo inside me
one of the worst days yet
let it end
>>60388699
this 2bh
good edition
our nige
>>60388684
I hope I direct as many dollars from this idea as possible
the ability to give borth would be nice
I could force someone to have me as company
>>60388745
promise you it'll be over by tomorrow x
>>60388722
soon inshallah
>>60388767
TIGHTS
>>60388767
is that gta?
Do people in the UK still say spacker?
Muhammad Ali, a white hating, draft dodging muslim cunt.
>>60388770
>borth
i've heard the vote is 60/40 in favor of leave
is it actually going to happen?
The Queen is fucking German
English republic when?
Brexit is the answer
EU is robbing a banker's country of all the banks
>>60388771
ty lad x
I'll be alri
me and the lads
>>60388813
edgy
>>60388833
No brits love us. Never would they abandon their Germanic brothers.
Fact of the day:
The Queen of the UK is the legal owner of one-sixth of the Earth's land surface.
>>60388810
Never heard anyone say spacker
t.not a chav
![o-NIGEL-FARAGE-PINT-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/djbrGQ8.jpg "o-NIGEL-FARAGE-PINT-facebook[1]")
O captain my captain
omg amazen x
truley eye openen
https://www.fb.com/BrotherhoodInIslam/videos/10154320576354124/
>>60388868
>legal
for you
you guys, how come there are flags on this board?
hell, this is gonna take some getting used to, kinda distracting
>>60388881
yeah, to wales.
>>60388881
is that the same stadium the muzzies tried to bomb?
>>60388903
>brotherhoodInIslam/videos
Yeah totally following that link
>>60388883
alri
>>60388767
fan of this post
might text the gf
>thinking England will actually get anywhere near even the semis this Euro
You spastics always end up choking
>>60388864
>Germanic
meme
>>60388802
did you have a crush on her before you posted a video of her taking a shit?
did she reject you?
can't stop thinking about what i did for her to just stop talking to me
she said i was lovely wtf
>>60388974
We know it's you poleaboo
>>60388903
never seen anything so fake in my life
>YEAH IM AN INGLISH MAN AND I HATE GERMUNS AND ITS GONNA TELL ME IN INGLISH LIKE I TOLD U
omg im 5% german who new tha, cant believe it x
>>60389007
*tasers you*
Happiness isn't for you, runt.
>>60388994
>sports
shouldn't you be spending time with your girlfriend you disgusting normie/
>>60389001
He's a brown paki manlet
Of course she rejected him
>>60389007
did you show enough interest in her?
Reminder to vote leave so we can get Pokemon the same time as the rest of the world
chakras are aligning
>mfw half of Brits don't care the opinion of their queen
>kingdom
>>60389046
pretty sure she knew i liked her
>>60389051
your own flatmate rejected your fb friend request?
What's the difference between Germans and Englishmen?
getting out of bed
stomach is very dodgy still
>>60389080
>win the euros
t. couldn't even beat a team that didn't even make the euros
>>60389119
Back to back world war champions
>>60389097
don't reply to me you short paki runt
>>60389095
yep happened to me lad
women are taciturn, emotional creatures and life is better without them desu
>>60389094
Nobody cares about the Queen anymore mate she literally does nothing well apart from taking our money.
>>60389134
one of the most obvious fouls ever there. gg
>sports
>>60389094
only pakis and niggers don't love the queen
here's one
>>60389171
A Beer Wave of 388,000 Gallons (or 1.4m L) flooded London in 1814 after
a huge vat ruptured.
>>60389171
>Nobody cares about the Queen anymore mate she literally does nothing well apart from taking our money.
>>60389119
Germans hate themselves more than they should and English love themselves more than they should?
>>60389162
there were more efficient, less self damaging ways to troll her though
are you still pleading innocent?
>>60389165
but i liked talking to her
now i'm just bored all day
>>60389119
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers,
10 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>60389205
sounds fun 2bh
>>60388903
so fucking fake
>>60389210
Whatever you say you little brown tranny
Allah sucks my big white cock
>>Nobody cares about the Queen anymore mate she literally does nothing well apart from taking our money.
>>60389184
ye fucking diving englishmen
>>60389220
find someone who enjoys talking to you
>>60389228
cringe
>>60389134
>this is the average dutch male
>>60389207
>calls me a fedora
>is literally a monarchist
Kill yourself.
>>60389203
I'm English
Why do you care about her? People tell me to isn't a valid response btw
>>60389292
>still lose to that
business idea: we all get pissed at my house and suck each other off
>t-the 'r queen makes more back in tourist money
pathetic excuse
>>60389300
Because I'm not an edgy little poser like you
>cringe
look at this fucking dog
>tfw Brits literally worship a Kraut monarch
Even after Dresden and the debacle that was WW2 we still won
*opens /brit/*
*sees dozens of vicious runts squabbling amongst each other in the filth of the pit*
Excellent, the farm progresses nicely.
*closes /brit/*
*goes back to drinking beer in the sun*
We should become a republic, I'm not going to bow to some old unemployed slag
>>60389344
>Freedom is now considered edgy
wew
Working class mongoloid.
tfw scotland wins in france and england doesn't
>poleaboo is literally 5'5
LMAO no wonder he's so insecure
>>60389372
by that logic you'd already won before the war started. european royalty have always shifted between countries it doesn't mean anything
>>60389408
>scotland
literally a meme
>>60389344
a measly-mouthed reply
>>60389292
how are the wales team doing at the moment? I don't follow it
What happens in Wessex?
>>60389403
Perhaps you'll grow up one day kid
>>60389325
poleaboo you are a machine my son
if only things had been different and you were a norman
what was poleaboo's childhood like?
dont respond to it
>literally both admitting he did something, and saying he's innocent in the same post
>>60389409
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>60389400
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>60389449
Repelling Danish invasions
>>60389449
germans get put on the cross
>>60389458
poleaboo was bullied because of his small frame and height
STOP ENGAGING HIM/IT
>>60389438
why don't you raise the issue with your english parliament... oh wait!
right lads
say i get grindr, do you think it would be possible for me to chat with someone and meet them today to suck their dick
i'm not that good looking but i have this fantasy of sucking someone off and swallowing their cum and want to do it today
also how careful do i need to be? i don't want to suck someone off with a condom on but i don't want to die from aids
>>60389494
did poleaboo ever receive positive attention from girls?
>5IVE
>'OOT
>5IVE
ABSOLUTELY HOWLING
>>60389511
What, Westminster?
reminder
>Perhaps you'll grow up one day kid
business idea: youtube channel of girls kissing each other to abuse the plethora of young children on the site
>we should leave the eu so we get white immigrants.
>>60389535
poleaboo has always resented girls because they made fun of his brown skin and height
Now THIS is EPIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qwKCQ4M2Nw
Deleting Tinder desu
It's just making me depressed.
>>60389519
>say i get grindr, do you think it would be possible for me to chat with someone and meet them today to suck their dick
Yes. One hundred percent possible.
No idea about the rest of your post. Don't think you can get aids from a BJ, but a few of the others you can.
>>60389555
we've got a good group Tbh
>>60389507
monica goes by she/her/they shitlord
doing a poo
>he is literally just talking to himself, giving the facade that people actually care
>>60389540
Where did he say this?
>>60389583
>abuse the plethora of young children
Gas yourself nonce
>>60389583
>to abuse
nonce
How do I obtain an English gf?
>>60389588
what about the brown skinned girls?
>>60389598
so even if i'm not that good looking i'll be able to suck a nice dick? i live in a quiet-ish town but i'm so fucking horny
>>60389625
Nah I know his FB
He's 5'5, if that
>>60389623
russia and wales will go through
>>60389595
Went on a date with a girl I met on Tinder. Been a week and conversation has dried up a bit. Haven't asked her for a second date yet.
Think I fucked it all up.
She seemed keen, desu.
>>60389652
>wanting an English gf
>>60389583
>abusing children
FUCK OFF NONCE
>>60389665
Post his facebook then
>>60389658
Not even brown girls want brown guys
White men are the prize
>>60389662
>i'll be able to suck a nice dick?
It has to be nice? Mmmmm. Maybe? Dunno. Just fucking download it and put in your profile you've never sucked a cock and you want to tonight.
Pretty sure they'll get off on the throat virgin thing.
>>60389670
pull the other one
we'll merk it
>have red hair
>american girls always compare me to ed sheeran
consumerist whores
i am still sat in my large garden however now i do not have a shirt on and i am using an ipad to post
>>60389678
i've gone on the german general and got this exact response about a german gf. face it, the fact you're a reject loser has little to do with your country
>>60389716
god this makes me so hard just thinking about it
downloading now
>>60389707
*Black men are the price
Ftfy bruv
what the-
TWO POLEABOOS?
*rubs eyes*
>>60389673
FONT
poleaboo got made fun of today by a middle aged woman because of his height
bitch
>did shit on my CBT told the instructor I didn't have the confidence to go on the road and he said he wouldn't let me anyway
>going to go back and do some more training on a moped so I don't have to worry about gears
Why is it always me lads.
It was fucking hard though desu, nothing like I expected.
i don't believe he is real
i believe there is an insane paki out there, but someone is pretending to be him on /brit/
>>60389724
what the fuck does that even mean
>>60389727
>Have ginger hair
>More often than not my matches have 'Ed Sheeran' as a mutual interest and nothing else.
Gotta thank that goofy looking fuck for making being ginger slightly cooler.
>>60389672
two poleaboos, though I believe this one, consistent with his prose and style
did poleaboo ever get any positive attention from girls?
>>60389555
EASY
>>60389754
Best of luck mate.
>>60389777
drongo chavs who failed all their GCSES still manage to pass it
you must be an ultra-spacker
>>60389797
It's not him. He's not posting on /brit/feel atm
>>60389777
Just stick with gears m8
I failed my CBT, then passed my full motorbike test first time
Ride a Ducati now
>>60389818
if they play like they did against portugal they won't be smashing anybody
Indian immigrants are better than polish immigrants
Indians are our largest immigrant group yet poles are the largest group of immigrants in prisons
Remember to vote leave
>>60389818
>England will smash Russia and Slovakia
water is wet
bears shit in the woods
the pope is catholic
>>60389860
alri raj
>>60389847
>not having reddit flags
the sort-of-gf is being hot and cold.
pissing me off 2bh. might ditch the bitch.
>>60389856
>Ride a Ducati
literally FONT
>>60389887
Vote leave
>>60389860
Pajeet
>>60389889
>having reddit flags
uhm, how about no sweetie :) xx
>>60389844
Probably
>>60389856
I am planning on getting a 125 scooter afterwards though desu, not too bothered about gears.
>>60389888
Well you can't 'fail' it, it's not really an exam it's just the instructor judges whether you're safe to be on the road or not. Since I couldn't even get moving without stalling the fucking thing I wouldn't be safe.
Should I unironically download Reddit flags?
>Euro 2016: 82 security staff revealed to be on terror watch list – French intelligence
hmm yes
>>60389860
Source your shit.
doing a maths degree at cambridge
>>60389982
100k starting?
>>60389887
>>60389923
It's true though you JFs.
Hell even fucking pakis integrate better than poles.
Voted leave btw
going to try and join the merchant navy
>>60389923
Pajeet is literally not a name
t. Arjan
in order to confirm hie is absolutely real, poleaboo NEEDS to take a picture of this post on his computer, wearing one of his poof dresses
otherwise he is absolutely not real and none of his stories are, and he is 5'5"
It's on lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdaZm-Zwts
>>60389914
Ducati's are great
>>60389962
Scooters are literally for disabled people and gays
Don't even think about it
I just want it to be bedtime
>>60390018
They're cheaper though. All 125s and even 50ccs are stupidly expensive, the cheapest used good bike for me is like 2 grand.
>>60390024
hes not wrong
>>60390024
when did piers do a 360?
literally never seen asian on black porn
>>60390001
lined up
>>60390024
He was also against racemixing
>>60390018
>bucks
Alri
>>60390049
cite someone muhammed ali said about whites that is worse ?
>>60389856
>Failing a training course
how?
How can an empty space inside me be so heavy?
>>60390096
bucks here lad where are you?
>>60390024
when did he turn into a top lad?
>>60389975
On mobile so it's hard to flick between Windows to copy and paste links
Look up 'largest foreign prisoner group in Britain' and 'largest immigrant group in Britain'
>>60390100
"white people are gay lol"
- muhaamad alli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU
ahhh yes the EU
>>60390024
Bit too soon desu
I had 10 weeks and feel so empty and soft
>>60390109
If the instructor doesn't think you're fit to ride on the road you can't do it.
It's not really a fail but it's not a pass either. They only have a set amount of time for the CBT so if you're not up to a certain standard by lunchtime or w/e you can't ride on the road.
The more I read about history, the more disgusted I am with the white race.
>>60390043
How old are you
>>60390109
Drove on the wrong side of the road
when did you realize life is shite and everything sucks
>>60389777
you seemed so excited yesterday
>>60390045
interesting
I think you had a lot of potential
do you have any optimism for your future poleaboo?
>>60390187
same
really makes you think x
back 2 college tomorrow
>>60390212
when i read your post
Craving a gf
>>60389777
cock and ball torture?
>>60389777
Don't do it on a scooter.
It will make learning gears unnecessarily harder later on.
>>60388693
you gonna leave lads
alri lads, how the fuck are you doing?
>tfw only 1 house""mate"" left and i'm here for another 2 weeks
excellent
>>60390188
23 lel
>starting job tomorrow
>getting out of NEETdom
>realise I need transport and stopped driving lessons years ago
>need to get something to commute on
>>60390215
Poleaboo cannot get over his height
>>60390256
fucking shit
>>60390167
>Josie Hearn
?
>Naruto cap
heh
>>60390275
Then get your full bike license idiot
>Naruto cap
>the help you need
neighbours are outside having a bbq, just let out a blood-curdling 'reeeeeeeeeeeee' in their direction
they all looked over at me and some of them went inside
>>60390301
chin up la
having licerise sweets
>No matches
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60390382
Nigel Farage is the second coming of Christ
don't even know what CBT is
found a lump on the side of my ballsack yesterday and got worried
re-inspected it today and was able to burst it like a spot
it was very painful but lots of puss and blood came out of it
at least it isn't cancer
>>60390382
>not a pint
wasted opp
>>60390380
good lad
>bikes
enjoy getting crushed by a lorry
>>60390342
Ahh yes I'll just take a week off work and pay 600 quid to do that.
>>60389555
We're going to kill you
anyone watching the tennis?
>Pass me those all important lie detector results
>We asked thailad "Do you miss your auntie joe and would you come back to the UK if you knew you wouldn't be arrested because of your noncery past?" He said no, why'd you say no?
>Because I was telling the truth
>Test says you're a liar pal
>*audience gasps*
>>60390428
give the ballbusting a rest lad
>>60390412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU6Mynk5VIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvcXBzFcdSs
lads
>>60390482
post fucking machines
>>60390423
pull down your trousers and ill show u m8
I stand with poleaboo
>>60390470
nah, it's boring as fuck
#IllRideWithXer
>people unironically like the establishment shill, Nigel Farage simply because he hates foreigners
pathetic
>>60390177
>turn up to bike test centre Friday morning
>no decent bikes left just some tiny 50cc scooter
>cram my lanky frame in the footwell
>try and do a u-turn in a side road
>get handlebar and throttle caught on my lanky leg and go round in circles a few times in road until I stop and fall off scooter
>later go through a red light
Instructed asks us all if we are all confident to ride on the road as its Friday and he wants to "fuck off down the pub" all say yes, get certificate and go home
very horny at the moment
how do i restart a text convo
is it weird to ask her how work was yesterday
we are all poleaboo
>>6039058
![BZdnMQB2kKGrHgoH-CkEjlLl3rv2BKmzzpJZd_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e3gWNiv.jpg "BZdnMQB2kKGrHgoH-CkEjlLl3rv2BKmzzpJZd 3[1]")
>>60390452
My dad paid for it as a birthday present for me
>>60390438
pussy
really want to work for maersk
>>60390574
send her a photo of your poo
we are all poleaboo
>>60390456
>you
come again mate
>>60390625
flushed it desu
how come arsenal is the standard black roadman club to support yet islington is a rich boy ends full of posh white families
>Pass me those all important DNA results
>Poleaboo's based dad said he hoped poleaboo wasn't his.
>*pause*
>Poleaboo's based dad, is not poleaboo's real dad
>*audience cheers*
>>60390573
*wanks you off while cupping your bollocks*
>>60390681
north london is a big and diverse place
>>60390608
me too lad haha
my dad was a shiplad when he was in his 20s before i was born
used to go all around the world in those ships
how come tottenham is 99% black roadmans and is the biggest shithole in london yet has 100% white fanbase
once had a girl break up with me because I didn't feel like having sex at that exact moment
we are all poleaboo
girl here :3
just wanted to say, please vote remain.
>>60390720
Your dad sounds like a gaylord
>>60390681
football is still a chav sport
Islington rich boys watch cricket or tennis
>>60390730
No you didn't
Why lie
>Polls show brits in favor of staying
What's going to actually happen lads.
>>60390724
only white people watch football
literally only see 1-2 foreigners in the whole crowd when I go to a football match
>>60390742
Fuck off you poisonous bitch
>>60390724
tottenham is gentrifying fast m8. no bullshit.
>>60390774
ok, she called me back a couple days later and apologised, we were together for another few months after that
ate all the custard creams
>>60390746
youre a gaylord
go suck a willy and leave me alone gaylord
not a fan of right wing politics to be quite honest
the gf
>>60390742
voting leave because girls made fun of me in highschool
>>60390720
Your dad spent his 20's surrounded by seamen :^)
listening to ITAOTS
kinda sad
>>60390812
greedy cunt
why don't niggers do jazz anymore lads
>>60390778
Scare tactics work too well
having a friendly argument about politics with the girl lads x
>>60390800
>gentrifying
love this. shitters finally getting a taste of their own medicine.
what are some none autism boots that will last me a long time?
>>60390853
degrading family values
>>60390882
Clarks Desert Boots, MIE Docs, Wolverines etc
>>60390831
decent looking for a paki
>>60390942
she is white
>>60390778
>favor
It's favour you yank cunt
LADS
Would you move to Norway?
>>60390788
>he knows zero Asian people
>>60390962
Then why doesn't she have a white phenotype and wears paki clothing?
>>60391063
makeup
and it's more gothic style, not paki
>>60391024
No
Mate moved there and it looks fucking boring. The mountains look lovely but everything else look very dull.
>>60391024
LOFOTEN
>>60391164
>>60391146
What if I told you Norwegian girls have the biggest fucking boner for an English accent?
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