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LEAVE and Take Back Control - edition
cara
>>60386189
this 2bh
our nige
>>60386159
GOOD edition
>>60386216
THISSS
>>60386159
>tfw i will never own a tank
kill me now
general survey
http://www.strawpoll.me/10403320
Posting from deathbed
>>60386228
i fucking love this gif
>make account on daily mail
>give it an islamic name
>post BREXIT on several articles
>Racists get confused, dont know whether to upvote for brexit or downvote for paki name
>comment about how much in benefits i get in a year
They mods have started deleting any of my anti-brexit posts though unfortunately.
I wouldn't really mind if I could stick my dick in someone's arse haha
asked this girl on the bus if she would like to engage in copulative acts with me and she called me a weirdo
who here /buysabagofsaltednutsatthepub/
some weirdo on the bus just propositioned me
>>60386228
>that masterful eating of the crisp
God bless this beautiful man
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-jeremy-corbyn-former-labour-leaders-unite-against-brexit-a7065266.html
BASED JEZZA
got an insane toothache atm
>tfw too povvo to go to the dentist to get it sorted
Reminder:
>>60386251
>implying the Irish and white people are two mutually exclusive identities
Ahh yes, very impressive.
>>60386228
>Pulls crisp into his mouth with his tongue
I'm not alone
>>60386251
went for alien because spontaneity = lols
My mum is from Abergavenny
>>60386344
Wanna give hoi4 a good play then I'll give them up
>2016
>STILL being irish
seriously? come on
>tfw still no janny acceptance email
lads.......help!
>tfw gf found your ex gf pics cache on your laptop
i had pics of me gagging her and all sorts of horrible things in visual form. serves her well for snooping around my personal property
SAGRE BLEU x-DDdd
>>60386402
>>60386354
Wew good thing iman Italian whensa your dolmio day
Doing a listen.
>>60386442
Please check your spam box.
>>60386159
>posting racists as your OP image
delete this
WHY I MAN! LOOK AT ME FOREHEAD DICK! ITS FOOKIN MASSIVE. GET ME SUM NEWKY BROWN
HHAHAHA
R.I.P Muhammed Ali
are jezza, setting the working class plebs straight
are nige
>he fell for the windows 10 meme
i support a united ireland
>>60386481
One less wog in the world Tbh
>>60386471
>tfw no huge tittied angsty scottish gf
btw why are northern irish women so much more attractive than all of the other women in the uk?
>>60386475
i have, it's not there :(
>>60386501
still repping 7
>>60386501
>>60386542
what happened to windows 9?
>>60386571
we don't like to talk about it
>>60386473
>>60386501
i'm sorry father
>>60386535
thats not a huge tittied angsty scottish gf, that's an american lad
>>60386528
so wait, the janny swoops in and gets this off in 5 fucking seconds but the swedish cuck cunt posts for like 20 mins straight?
janny is so fucking useless. you're shit at a job you get nothing for you stupid fat fucking loser. fuck you and your mother you autistic sperg cunt
>>60386571
The way the PC determines which OS it's running on is by looking at the first number, so 95 and 98 automatically become "9".
Instead of coding around this, they just made it 10 to make things easier
>>60386591
>american gf's
i want a uk gf m8 that's why i'm here on this here 4chan board don't you see
Reminder that 10% of the prison population is Polish
Reminder that nearly 50% of the prison population are EU citizens
play ds3 magic run. its shit so far
>>60386571
>>60386613
neat
you're a fountain of knowledge my friend
>vote IN
>turkey joins the EU
>Turkroaches begin flooding the UK
>Job centres and Hospitals closed down and replaced with kebab houses
>white women being raped on the street by extremely hairy turks/pakis
>Walking down the street and seeing a turkroach/paki blow himself up becomes a common occurrence
>Paki gets caught making bomb, gets released as it's part of his culture and god told him to do it, blows up police station next day
the gf
>>60386634
90% of the prison population are creepy pedo paki's
>>60386688
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>60386634
t. abu nigel al-faragi al-britani
*strolls into the beer garden in my tan chino shorts, ralph lauren polo shirt and boat shoes*
*takes a set on the wooden bench and makes eye contact with the spotty waitress*
"pitches of Pimms please, make it strong"
look at this fucking dog
>>60386634
Europe really fucked up with this whole EU deal. It just seems like something history will mock in a few hundred years past. The EU is a complete failure.
>>60386679
when you made this up, did you get really excited? A little wood perhaps? Stories are for boys lad.
>>60386634
British people are EU citizens. Are you telling me over 50% of prisoners are pakis or jamaicans and the like?
>was supposed to study both yesterday and today
>both time i've given it a half arsed attempted
haha just :)
>rtwlr.jpg
https://www.fb.com/DriizzyOfficial/videos/680143068816839/
>>60386473
Good lad
>>60386587
Bad lad
>>60386726
i don't like dogs :3
Lads It's my gf's birthday on Tuesday and I'm buying her a puppy as a surprise. I bought it yesterday and I have to pick it up on Monday.
Where can I keep it overnight without her knowing? It can't be in the house so I was thinking in the shed if I give it some food and a blanket.
Ideas?
>>60386748
plus most of your pakis and jamaicans would be EU citizens too
>>60386732
it was never gonna work because of the mistrust of the members of each other
>>60386790
so you're looking to marry her then? that's cute haha
>>60386790
nah not if its a puppy, it might sit there whining all night or worse. Better off finding someone who can keep it overnight, most people wont mind it i expect.
>>60386790
>this entire post
I hope the RSPCA prosecute you
>>60386748
>British people are EU citizens.
t. Abdul
Patty and James are not European citizens
>>60386790
poo on its face
then poo on her face
then poo on your own face
poooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>60386790
You obviously shouldn't be responsible for an animal
>>60386790
give it to someone to look after, don't leave it on its own you cunt
>>60386228
are FUCKIN nige lads
>>60386726
>tiny ball
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its lit oml ;')
>>60386790
Get them to send it through Amazon but don't collect it from the pickup point until Tuesday
>>60386764
big fan of are biebs tbqh
All i want from life :
>not have to wageslave
>£2000/month
>decent sized house in white village
>nice wife/family
literally could be happy with just this lads
>>60386790
just surprise her early
don't be an asshole to her and cohen
(i'm going to call it cohen)
>>60386942
>not have to wageslave
>£2000/month
And you plan to get this how
>>60386942
>All i want from life :
>
>>not have to wageslave
>>£2000/month
>>decent sized house in white village
>>nice wife/family
>
>literally could be happy with just this lads
>>60386820
Good banter
>>60386830
It's only going to be about 10-12 hours
>>60386836
>>60386863
>>60386866
You what? It's a fucking dog not a worm it isn't going to die.
>>60386853
Not doing this
>>60386880
It's already at the shelter
>>60386950
No it isn't her birthday and we're not calling it Cohen.
Fuck it, I'll just clear our the shed and make it cosy
>>60386960
bennies britain
This big lad tells you to quiet down, what's your response?
>>60386790
>gf
>puppy
dont buy it lid
>>60386942
Hate lazy entitled cunts like you , enjoy having none of that
>>60386977
Where are you going to bury your dead puppy, you fucking sadist
>>60387009
pretended to be a roadman and saw him at a festival yesterday
was alright
>>60386960
cottage industry and farming
>>60387009
make me nigga
>>60386758
are you me? :)
hate sunny days because i feel guilty staying inside
clicking through some qt lasses from belfast profiles
not bad, i thought norn ironers were uggo
>>60386977
are you fucking dumb?
a dog is a fucking like 7 to 10 year commitment you dope. if you give her a dog, she will 100% be under the impression you're in it for the very long haul.
>>60386977
can't you ask them to pick it up on her birthday or something
and just take her there to get it
>>60386977
>Fuck it, I'll just clear our the shed and make it cosy
it won't shut the fuck up if you do this
buying a dog as a present is a stupid idea
>>60386977
>leaving a puppy on its own in a new place
>>60387009
Call the Cincinatti's zookeepers
>>60387009
im so london, im so south
>>60387009
Bruv you're a backup dancer. Move out my way before I have to leng man.
>>60386977
aww it's gonna be lonely :(
>>60387048
>white american taking shit on the internet
We know you'd just get on your knees and suck him off
>summer
>>60386977
oh yeah btw if you leave a puppy on its own, it will go fucking mental and piss/shit everywhere and fucking destroy everything hhahaahahah
>>60386571
They wanted to copy apple so they want with windows 10 (same as the roman numeral X)
>>60387137
almost naked rn its so hot
>>60386960
swiss basis income
>>60387020
Not a sadcase like you lad
>>60387026
Don't think dogs have evolved to the point they can't survive overnight in a shed
>>60387069
Fuck off I'm going to propose to her in about 5-6 months.
>>60387090
I have to go to work
>>60387096
>>60387107
>>60387129
>>60387144
Are you from reddit? Fuck off you absolute coins.
Wonder if her bf knows about this.
>>60387069
That's why he's letting it die in the shed tomorrow haha
>>60387130
>says a brown transexual paki
>>60387137
>le australia is sooo hot xD meme
Fuck off, that's a hot bloody temperature and you know it
>>60387164
thats not 2000 pounds nor is it going to be voted in
>>60387185
>20
>school
the fuck?
got yellow fever this mroning, best JAV sites gogogo
might prospectively invest in some jonnies
do I just get the standard durex ones?
>>60387168
Sure, leaving baby animals in strange places alone seems like a fantastic idea
I hope your gf leaves you
>>60387130
>mind jumps straight to homosexuality
a bit bent then lad eh?
>>60387216
She either works there or that's the school she went to.
>>60387194
trangender, you moron
>>60387168
what do you think it will do?
have you ever even owned a puppy? if you leave them on their own, they REEE the fuck out and piss themselves, shit everywhere and then destroy shit. then they start making a tonne of noise, cry and then start pissing and shitting again.
you are 100% retarded.
>>60387216
Teacher maybe? Or an enormous spack.
>>60387223
Personally I need to buy extra large ones for my BIG WHITE COCK
>>60387239
You're acting like I'm digging a ditch and burying it alive, my shed is great and it's probably going to stay in there when it's older.
>>60387266
I don't give a shit, the shed is sound proof because it doubles as my recording studio so in reality it's perfect.
>Canada are changing their national anthem to be gender neutral
>>60387266
haha i use to do that when mummers would leave me at home but then when i started going to uni i kind of just grew up
>>60387305
good
>>60387305
only man-children will have a problem with this
>>60387223
How'd you even manage to get a date with her
>>60387289
>because it doubles as my recording studio so in reality it's perfect.
oh god this is brilliant. please leave a puppy on its own in your """"""recording studio"""""""" hahahahahaha
>>60387313
haha *gives u treat*
alright lads i'm about to go around town in my scooby whilst playing some normblot music and the windows down
girls are going to be DRIPPING wet when they see me xx
>>60387289
why not get a cat already sounds like youre not arsed with it anyway
>>60387266
Can confirm
t. have had puppies
just realised i have absolutely no social life
Loving this people pretending to be lefties gimmick
>>60387352
idk she likes me
*bes on fire*
not really feeling /brit/ today
Just about to finish Infinite Jest.
really liking this 'go style 'za meme
>>60387409
*is terrified*
>>60387209
it was near enough 2000 and the closest chance he has is to campaign for it
>>60387317
>>60387349
Hope you both die tbqh
>>60387393
>Loving this people pretending to be lefties gimmick
hahah im fucking howling watch the video
even their """torys""" voted for the change
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/06/02/mps-o-canada-gender-neutral-belanger_n_10259350.html
still howling from last night
might have a wank to tranny porn lads
*is terrified*
>>60387428
NANANANANANA NANANANANANA
>>60387471
whats funny about this bbq?
>>60387441
our government couldn't afford that at all m8
![kc-reg-great-dane-puppy-ready-now-55bf4c2bece68[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lcm2waf.jpg "kc-reg-great-dane-puppy-ready-now-55bf4c2bece68[1].jpg")
I remember when my Great Dane was a puppy
Had to sleep on the sofa with him or he'd cry
>>60387471
what happened la
>>60387471
everything about this image is depressing
>>60387448
At least use an original fedora pal
>Howling
YOU'VE GONE FERAL LOUIE.
>>60387358
already dripping when i read your post xx mmm
>>60387455
>literal manchild
Why would anyone oppose the change?
Conservatives are not right wing nutjobs and racists
>>60387168
just make sure the dog is cared for you mong
>Just about to finish Infinite Jest.
>all these literal melts out in the sun
i'll just keep my vitamin d tablets ta
>>60387511
>>60387517
>they missed the banter
>>60387521
was quite funny ngl
>>60387512
move to a rich country like that denmark anon
>>60387538
meant to add misogynist
>>60387266
this tbqh
>>60387513
*rubs his belly and tells him he's a good boy*
Business idea: gather up all Vapers, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
>>60387538
forgot ableist and transphobic and islamophobic
>>60387589
guy posted a barbie and it's just a normal one from tesco or asda and everyone thinks it's hilarious
>>60387590
it's not that our country isn't rich it's the fact we have like 65 million people and a massive budget deficit
>>60387611
what size bin liner lad?
any news on the commies
Business idea: Give me all your money
>>60387305
We change ours to match the monarch's gender identity, what's the issue?
>>60387588
>melts out in the sun
made me giggle
because the sun melts things
aha
>>60387667
you seem desperate to argue about this as a policy idea. i'm literally just talking about that guy's post, you massive rorke gobshite
might get out of bed
me on the tube earlier
Liverpool FC
>tfw failed A-Levels
going to fucking kill myself
i have nowhere to go now
>>60387729
'no'
>>60387641
you missed more to the tale my fine lad
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
>>60387721
that's why i said 'literal' melts
fucking hell mate you didn't understand i made the joke you just tried to make
fuck me that's embarrassing i would absolutely hate to be you right now i bet you're crying in your fucking computer chair
lads does anyone else put their milk in with the teabag before putting in the water?
business idea: 60387197 you pussy i get goosebumps when it's under 25
>>60387009
shut up
>>60387695
>gender identity
never say that again you cretinous wop
>>60387780
Pakis
>Work didn't add me to the mailing list so I was without work for the whole week
>Call up today and they apologise and will try to get me working this week
A little miffed desu.
>>60387780
pour the milk in last whilst stirring tbf
got a bunch of halal chicken wings to eat baka
>>60387760
Could be worse la.
My brother failed his GCSEs.
who /lactoseintolerant/ here
>>60387771
ah right
sorry
>>60387805
If Liz came out tomorrow and said she was a man, we'd be singing God save the king
>>60387780
That's some synth type shit.
>>60387847
*pushes you to the floor and gets my dick out*
i've got a way you can make it up to me
>>60387830
thats what i usually do, but lately ive been putting in the milk before water.
>>60387851
you might be, I'd be filling out my forms to become a card carrying member of the ra
>>60387828
What's your job?
>>60387876
rasheed
Put the washing on the line, best way to dry it tbqh.
>>60387892
rentboy
Ah yes very good
>>60387892
rent boy
we made it lads
>>60387760
T R A D E
R
A
D
E
or just wait for results before suiciding you silly
>>60387840
Chink
>>60387876
You had it all going for you and you threw it all away. :(
Think the current levels of integration with the EU are too much
hopefully the next union has a legal agreement in place to keep it scaled back
Haven't registered to vote in Brexit yet lads
>>60387892
I "work" in a cinema. Hadn't actually started yet. Had the induction a week or so ago and heard nothing from them. Called em' today and they rectified their mistake.
>>60387941
that's called politcal science
used to race in ginetta juniors literally dreamt of being a racing driver and nobody gave me a deal
feel like crying lads all these memories coming back to me
>>60387875
*grabs the nearest object on the floor which happens to be a kit kat chunky and hurls it into your eye socket with frightening accuracy, temporarily disabling you before making my escape*
>>60387944
lad I can't not go to uni
what is the point of life if you're seen as a retard
>>60387979
reality
im currently sat out in my large garden and its very warm
>>60387927
>>60387935
Do you do cuddles afterwards or is that extra?
Lads I've never really been into torrenting and I have a problem. Trying to torrent some images from piratebay but when I click on the magnet link and the box for utorrent open there's no files. There's a loading circle but it seems to go on indefinitely. Help?
>>60387941
Already got my PhD, focused on the influences of Caturday and Shoop Da Woop on the 4chan community which spread out onto the real world.
Worthless now desu.
Nostradamus couldn't see me
Expelliarmus couldn't stop me
>>60388001
I know a lot of retards at uni, someone studying engineering on the same course as me with ACC for an A*AA course
do clearing lad, or just find a good apprenticeship / trade
>>60388010
can I come visit?
>>60387966
Do you actually need to register just for the EU vote? As long as you're on the electoral register you're fine, we only had a general election last year and I'm sure you voted in that, right anon?
>>60387760
literally meaningless
she wants a man from brum
>>60388013
>you will never cuddle with a qt twink brit boy without having to pay for it
>>60388010
Me too
WiFi signal's shit
>>60388035
you need to reboot your hard C drive disk into default troubleshooter mode and then engage your 6 inch floppy troubleshooter wizard
>>60388001
Just re-take them you massive chode.
Seriously how can you be so mellowdramatic.
>>60388035
Just wait for it to load
Sometimes it takes a while
Or you can just press OK and it will download the whole torrent
>>60388049
absolutely not infact i hate you
>>60388059
absolute madwomen, i bet that's nearly a whole pint
>>60388001
If you failed A levels you are a retard m8
>>60387996
*pulls the kit kat from my eye socket and sucks on the blood-covered chocolate*
*pans the surroundings trying to make sense of what just happened*
where u go boy
where u go
>>60388059
>inb4 gangrape
bee has just flown into my room
was nice knowing you guys
watching that c4 thing about lads that live as human pups, very weird desu
>>60388084
A lot of courses only accept your first sitting results
>>60388001
Uni is a scam aimed at chumps m8
>>60388001
retake them, it's only a year, loads of people do it
it's not a huge setback
>>60388039
*stops you*
ahh yes very good
ARE WE PUTTING SHRIMPS ON THE BARBIE OR WHAT LADS?
>>60388139
t. tradie
>>60388010
>>60388075
>tfw can't sit in the comfiest corner of my garden because its too far away for wifi
>>60388121
everyone in the video is white
>>60388121
they didn't look like pakis lad
you can't retake them lads
>>60388039
Good choon lad
