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1488 edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TJLvp3BTI
cara
>>60346462
nah mate you should appreciate your dad more
OHHHHH JANNYBOY
rose was way ahead of the game "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" game desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVxH9A2emA8
Gonna learn Japanese
Been dreaming of living in Japan and turning my life around for a while now
Need to get away from all these white bastards
>>60346468
proofs??
I NEED to know who this is
kpop desu
>leaf poster
>>60346305
The gift of laughter.
doing a sad
>>60346545
Good riddance, Ahmed.
do not turn your attention towards him
>>60346530
Wish those fucking benders on /g/ didn't scare her away, enjoyed her videos, she was cute
>>60346548
It's part of why she's leaving Johnny Depp cause he got pissed that they had lezza sex
>>60346545
don't go to Japan desu, it will ruin your fantasies
Korea is unironically better if you want a steady job and to not be hated by everyone
saying this because a mate went to japan and it completely fucked him
>>60346566
normies can't be sad tho
>>60346545
good luck getting a visa
y'all know what?
You take shit about Poleaboo
You ignore Poleaboo
You think you better than Poleaboo
Face of the matter is this
Poleaboo is living the sweet NEET life all day, every day
He on /brit/ 24/7
He ain't gots shit to worry about
But all yous?
Y'all be sweating your exams and your deadlines
Y'all be sweating for your boss, your mama and your gf
Y'all be sweating walking pass them cute school girls
And y'all be doing all dat shit just so Poleaboo can sit in his ass comfy bed on his laptop (that y'all paid for) and post this message to tell you how much better off than you he is
Y'all just a bunch of haters
>>60346086
>that flag on the bandanna
what cretin drew this
>>60346549
my gf lol
>>60346549
me x
alri
>>60346451
Uppa blackshirts my fellow fascisti
>>60346549
My sister.
>>60346549
her name is clothing
another case closed
>>60346609
guess im not a normie then
A dream of mine is to live in a remote little village that is just like any other but with tons of good looking slags and little male competition so I can just shag the shit out of all of them and be the alpha male of the village.
Where I live is full of mongs and there is a lot of competition for the few good looking girls that we have
Imagine being able to shag a different dirty little slut every day of the week.
having lunch
>>60346647
Rourke
>>60346600
I need her to sit on my face in those leggings after a heavy bike ride makes her all sweaty.
>>60346607
I'm living a nightmare, I just want to get out
>>60346545
greetings, my name is simon-kun
>>60346487
haha haven't spoken to my father since my mom filed for divorce
gf just sent me this
>>60346664
or should it be...
another case clothed
haha
>>60346667
What about when you shag them all though? do you just repeat the cycle again?
>A dream of mine is to live in a remote little village that is just like any other but with tons of good looking slags and little male competition so I can just shag the shit out of all of them and be the alpha male of the village.
>Where I live is full of mongs and there is a lot of competition for the few good looking girls that we have
>Imagine being able to shag a different dirty little slut every day of the week.
>>60346641
But she is attractive.
>>60346664
going to ironically link people to the "let me google that for you" page even when it yields no results
>>60346665
>guess im not a normie then
classic normie phrase
Reminder that you can help combat white genocide by voting for anti immigration politicians and measures
>>60346721
>help combat
just say curb
>>60346698
um don't tell fibs pls x
paul dano has a head like a fucking moon
Drake and DJ khaled made a song about the janny haha
>for free
>>60346592
Mate I was first Belfast come on now. People are going to start to think I'm a bender cause of you, haha only messing big lad
>>60346721
>help combat
>>60346713
well if this is how subnormies feel then i dont want it
not a fan of this dutch autist
>>60346721
not going to listen to advice on politics from a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmBXNE8gZvI
![b76438f707752464596ba56eb5c3fa8bdbc3f913[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uavKGrR.png "b76438f707752464596ba56eb5c3fa8bdbc3f913[1]")
>>60346690
https://youtu.be/KZIFnjxFbXY
>>60346667
>Imagine being able to shag a different dirty little slut every day of the week.
>not going to paramilitary brothels where you can shag illegall immigrants from the world over for 100 a go
>>60346721
>Reminder that you can help combat white genocide by voting for anti immigration politicians and measures
>>60346751
haha classic...
>>60346451
>Proud of being associated with Nazis
>The losers
Seriously when will this meme end. Nazis clearly were inferior as deducible using their OWN TENANTS for determining superiority.
>>60346704
>>60346784
fuck off
http://i.imgur.com/4rGVi2D.jpg
These socks are quite cute lads, might get them for my fwb
really should stop drinking...
i have a confession to make
you guys wanna hear it
r8, it's a generic movie brit
>>60346704
>>60346784
fuck off sanserof/henk
>>60346667
Also a dream of mine it to shag a girl that is small and light enough that I can pick her up and just shag her like an oversized fleshlight. 16+ of course. I'm not a diddler.
>>60346701
Yeah, of course. I'd shag their mums as well and not only that but new sluts would come and go.
Once I'd built up a reputation of being the stallion of the village they would send their out of town friends around for a good fucking as well.
>>60346818
>paying for it
Just thinking about this has got me hard as a rock.
>>60346828
nice flag you CUNT
might watch the England women's game and wank to it
thoughts?????
>>60346744
well she didn't send it to you
haha ..
right? ha..
>>60346831
do you have those new pictures of her from that animal trophy thing
>>60346862
wheres the noncy facial hair
Hugged a girl last night lads.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
well
wellWELL
will you look at that?
my room smells like farts :/
>fuck off
I unironically live in a fairly small town surrounded by forest and a big lake
I want to order takeaway but it's not prime takeaway time yet, also rate my order
>14" calzone (donner meat, fries, chilli sauce, garlic mayo & cheese)
>regular chips
>hot chicken wings
>bbq dip
>can of pepsi
I will throw the chips and wings into the calzone box
>>60346876
tell us which one you cum to
>>60346813
yeah except my dad actually was cheating and has wrecked the family financially lmao
wish I was born in 1900 and died in 2000
Applied to zero jobs so far
Aiming to get 20 down in my book
how did gove do lads?
doing a jig
>>60346906
how much do you weigh?
Bruce posts are top shelf
they have an absurdist air to them and I am a big fan
>>60346896
how much did you pay?
>>60346913
hopefully my footballfu Toni duggan is playing
>>60346906
coke > pepsi
>>60346906
Why didn't you just get a munchie box?
Pleb
>>60346967
She did it for free tbqh.
>>60346934
post em please
or link an album x
>>60346934
Are there pictures of her in the nude yet, I'm not a sperg so last time I looked for them was like in 2014
>>60346927
I want to die in 2100 if possible
>>60346928
stop ban evading poleaboo
>>60346935
I'm 12 stone and could easily eat that
>>60346967
£3000
>>60346934
ahahaha look at her oinky nose
bet she oinks like a pig haha
>>60346958
thank you thank you
*unzips 'the red belly black snake' (aka my dick) and slams that big bastard onto the desk in front of you. the stench is almost unbearable and theres visible brown crust formations around the bellend*
well?
Right lads. Gonna have a bath and probably doze off for an hour like I normally do.
>>60346967
3000
>>60346991
>pakibox
no thanks
>>60346986
the new ginger pepsi is quite good
>>60346995
https://imgur.com/a/GDzgX here you go m8
>>60347001
shes done nude shoots since then but they're more artsy than sexy
>>60346979
I'm 12 stone and could easily eat that
>>60346946
73kg, 6'1" tho
>>60346986
I prefer pepsi over coke, and cherry coke over pepsi
>>60346991
They don't do them here
>>60347064
did i ask for your fucking opinion
>>60347040
not sure why
but i laughed at this
>>60346967
3000 pounds
got some sushi from the corner shop too
>>60346889
it's hot in straya/africa heat
>>60347026
I'm not Poleaboo
You can call be "LancsLad"
my stats
>paki
>NEET
>24 years old
Someone post something that I can hat them for.
>>60347087
please do not eat my waifu
need to work tomorrow at 6.30am but i need to get drunk
if this post is evens I will get drunk
every single one of you fuck off
I am wearing a hat
>>60347101
>laughing at me whipping the she beast out
would be lying if i said i wasn't used to that reaction
>>60347011
stop drinking
>>60347123
your post
good lads:
you (except poleaboo and yanks)
bad lads:
poleaboo and yanks
where is our Mexican friend today?
does a set of all sets contain itself?
>>60347154
VERY good post you're on a fucking roll
>>60347179
probably in some communist protest
>>60347179
kidnapped by the cartels I hope
>>60347182
mind=blown
>>60347161
oldest person ever was a drinker and smoked every day
>>60347179
Probably somewhere in texas by now
>>60347182
alri russell
>>60347154
fucking hell lad bloody good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if you try to google prince harry swastika or prince harry nazi nothing comes up
some Illuminati shit right there
>>60347066
thanks lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFU-FJzPE80
>>60346451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82U370CBync
>>60347243
on the phone to the Queen right now
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60347243
liar liar pants on fire
>>60347243
but loads comes up
>>60347237
>pierced tongue
>know a guy with headford as his surname
>hes got a massive fod
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Going to watch "Kill Command"
>another wasted saturday
*gets a glass of water*
>>60347341
good image
>>60347341
TIGHTS
>>60347328
>fod
what
>>60347341
why are tights so amazing
i dont understand
Why does watching CP get you years in prison yet watching an ISIS beheading or torture video is fine?
>>60347341
>smoker
>>60347363
>>60347367
best fetish desu
>>60347341
It's not wasted if you enjoy it, I daydream at work of getting home on friday and shitposting all weekend while eating a takeaway
think the song sympathy for the devil may be about beezlebub
>>60347344
good webm
>>60347344
why does he pour it out after anyway
>>60347344
lucky you didn't flood your entire country
>>60347341
>another wasted life
>>60347411
because he was just demonstrating it
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Monarchy In The Commonwealth Realms Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Abolish The Monarchy From The Constitution Like Nigga Tell The English Cunts To Fuck Off Haha
>>60347376
gonna do an experiment.
chop 1 kids head off and rape another
see what the public care more about
>>60347389
good lad
>>60347365
FOY
Just ate a handful of grated cheese
Me in the middle
>>60347448
that post would get you nicked if this was twitter.
haven't eaten today
probably won't eat today
feel like the only adult in a world of children
>>60347434
doesn't he know that kids in africa have to walk miles for water
fucking bastard
>>60347468
With your hand?
>TIL that the Russian version of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had to scrap the 'ask the audience' lifeline as the audience would intentionally give the wrong answer.
kek
finally figured out what FOY means
>>60347485
you think the detective isn't here
they watch this thread all the time now thanks to ribena
>>60347487
ate the rest of my leftover calzone and 2 (two) cornettos
>>60347498
>168 posts in
>new thread
>>60347487
only just had lunch desu
took me a while to get round to it
dinner is now up in the air
>>60347487
might open another tin of cat food
>>60347510
Will not be watch this webm.
just doxxed the nonce
haven't got a gf today
probably won't have a gf tomorrow
>>60346549
looks like a less fit version of Beth Lily
>>60347564
still wonder if thats cheese or a pound cake
>>60347578
When you log into reddit to find your comment has banged
Rather impressive I must say
>>60347559
it's just a woman playing with some big brown nuts
>>60347500
>rouble millionaire
>it's just over a hundred grand
>>60347606
>>60347497
really made a mess of this reply desu
>>60347485
getting nicked and getting successfully prosecuted by the court system are 2 very different things.
>>60346557
its called a soft hat in french haha
hat for soft cunts ahahaa
Does anyone elsee want to just end it all and go a on a stabbing rampage?
Release a manifesto video and tell the world this was the only way to get their attention, to show them how badly I was suffering
Ask them what choice did they leave me with
>no friends
>no job
>no purpose
Really, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
"Fuck it, it's a fight, whatever happens happens" - Iron Mike Tyson
>>60346470
this 2bh
got a mate that i only talk to online to ask when we're going to a pub then we catch up then
amazing stuff from yours truly
might have a chip later
>>60347580
beth has the best chebs
>>60347510
jesus christ
>>60347586
it looks like the wrapper youd see in cheese and also theres a big FUCKING ARROW POINTING to a cheez-it box which i assume are like ritz
>Ex-footballer Paul Gascoigne is set to be charged with racially aggravated abuse over a comment he allegedly made during a stage show.
>The Express & Star reported that the complaint centred on a remark the ex-England international is said to have made about a black security guard who was in a darkened part of the stage, about whom Mr Gascoigne allegedly said he could not tell "if he was smiling or not".
Don't reply to it
>>60347669
go to thailand and fuck kids like every respectable brit
>>60347473
>that wallpaper
kek
>>60347685
I look forward to your future contributions
Are all people with an interest in human psychology nutbags?
Why else would anybody care?
>>60347669
and you think they will feel sorry for you?
>>60347713
good post
>>60347669
20 bobbies are now speeding towards your house
my gf told me that she found out that her small tits are the exact same cup size as Cara Delevigne's which she thought was cool and which you lads might find interesting
>>60347751
FONT
>>60347669
capitalism lol
>>60347669
you're too pussy to stab people
>>60347737
I just want to get the word out
YOU made me do this
YOU left me with no choice
Now for one day you suffer as I have for my entire life
>>60347724
HaHa Why My Nigga I Am About To Drop The Hottest Mix Tape Colab. Of 2016 Watch Out For Danzo Ft. Whakka Oo HaHa Just Kiddddddd*dies*
>>60347708
cheez-its are little cracker thingies and pound cake literally comes in the same wrapper
>>60347783
What if my targets are women and old men?
>>60347751
wow your gf sounds like a really intelligent and interesting person, and certainly not a vapid, air-headed little sket
not hungry but I'm eating spag bol anyway
what am I like
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
>>60347751
32b isn't small. it's average
>>60347829
ez-mode
>>60347838
A loser.
>>60347839
*rudely absorbs your life energy, pulls down my skirt, and sharts all over your face*U FUICK UUUUUUUUUU BITCGH
>>60347826
it is clearly cheese you toothpaste melt
>>60347829
I don't doubt you physically but I'm sure you don't have the mental strength to do it
>>60347708
never noticed that arrow Lol
>>60347838
really hungry and I'm not eating anything haha
lads post girls you want to hold hands with
>>60347856
Doesn't matter
You get number or a hot location and they'll give you the headline and rolling news coverage throughout the day and even a nice followup piece
first couple of seasons of supernatural were comfy af
M I D L A N D S E N G I N E
saw a wheel of cheese the size of a bus tyre when I was in Amsterdam
>>60347917
WHAT IS THAT TORY STANCE
I BET THIS WAS LYNTON CROSBY'S IDEA
how come im so hung up on one girl lads
i don't find any other girls appealing at all
>>60347917
what the fuck why did they all stand like this? did someone tell them to stand like humanoid robots? for fuck sakes
>>60347896
>that insulin pump
>>60347911
You'll get taken out by the first bloke that walks by, just grab a bottle of vodka, steal a car and see if you can make it to Scotland.
>>60347896
when the fuck is she going to do the aoa cover
>>60347896
this should be sexy but it's doing nothing for my penis
>>60347826
that;s not even close to the same wrapper
the cheese wrapper is the same cellophane you get in prewrapped cheese blocks in tesco
>>60347953
I don't know but I can relate
Did a leave vote aha
Might make some pasta
>>60347917
POWER STANCE
>>60347981
grim
Caught up in the curve of a pass/fail-system
where can I find a gf at short notice
>voting by leave
are you all seriously this autistic?
>>60348060
umm she has big eyes i bet my balls would look just about the same if i were to place them on one of her eye sockets if her eyes were closed
>>60348060
back of oddbins
>>60348090
yes
>>60347966
Alright
Example
>2am
>Break into the backdoor of a student house where 3 females live
>Stab them all to death in their sleep
>Next day I go the university
>Stab the dean (old man), in his empty office
>Then I get in my car and run over a bunch of students waiting for the bus
>Get of the car and finish off the injured
I'll get brought down quickly but I'll get a decent score and I'll make the headlines
>>60348090
found the paki
>I know you think you captured a photo that is like, straight out of a movie or something, but you didn't, it is boring, vapid, bad.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, because I know that you took it and thought "holy shit this is awesome, I have to show people this, I think I can be a photographer" but you're wrong. You should critique yourself before posting (and reposting) poor quality stuff like this.
Do not, under any circumstances, attack the disadvantaged. That makes YOU a bigot too.
>>60348060
pancake tits
>>60347896
pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlFiPcdIhs
r8 my m8 lads
>>60348111
alright simmer down elliot
>>60348117
Poleaboo is voting leave though
Need to keep those Eastern Europeans out, they're stealing jobs for Pakistanis
Made a quiche
eating it currently
Lads my dads friend collects Nazi memorabilia. I am being completely honest when I say that he legit offered me his entire collection a couple of years ago when I was 13. He offered me all the stuff because my dad looked after him because his family abandoned him when he got some disease (brittle-bone disease or something). It included the stuff you'd expect, the helmets, knives, newspapers and shit, but I turned them down because they made me uncomfortable.
Well he died a couple of weeks ago, and guess what. His druggie daughter and ex just sold the lot and mad a FUCKING FORTUNE. OVER 10 FUCKING GRAND. The biggest fucking regret in my life t b h, actually feel like offing myself.
have literally done nothing but fart for the past 20 years
>>60348111
Alerted the authorities
ex gf just text me this
Like a bird on the wire,
like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.
Like a worm on a hook,
like a knight from some old fashioned book
I have saved all my ribbons for thee.
If I, if I have been unkind,
I hope that you can just let it go by.
If I, if I have been untrue
I hope you know it was never to you.
Like a baby, stillborn,
like a beast with his horn
I have torn everyone who reached out for me.
But I swear by this song
and by all that I have done wrong
I will make it all up to thee.
I saw a beggar leaning on his wooden crutch,
he said to me, "You must not ask for so much."
And a pretty woman leaning in her darkened door,
she cried to me, "Hey, why not ask for more?"
What the fuck
buying gf
>>60348090
Nah i am voting stay but then I have better reasons than most here.
>>60348111
You don't need to kill people to make the headlines, do something based for once in your life.
>>60348160
I was meming tbf
>>60347669
Blaming other peoples for your failures is a narcissitic trait. You show massive signs of narcissism. Seek help
>>60348183
dummy
my mate offered to sell me a Whermarcht jacket, afrika corps jacket + hat, and an SS dagger and I bought them up asap
>>60348111
edgy
>>60348183
10 grand is fucking nothing lad what you on about
>>60348160
Pakistanis and Indians are voting leave as you say, they have had several discussions about it on asian radio and the vast majority want out of europe.
anyone got an unused gf laying around?
>>60348183
>a FUCKING FORTUNE
>OVER 10 FUCKING GRAND
I make 10 grand in 2 months lol
>>60348234
>Seek help
Thanks for the advice *scoffs*
>>60348212
good post
>>60348272
good lads
>>60348212
not selling this one sorry
>>60348283
>>60348244
le middle-class poofters that think they're upper-class aristocrats have struck again!
>>60348282
yeah might be a bit damaged though
>>60348329
Yeh that's fine mate no worries as long as it works
If someone keeps giving me one word responses, that means they are really interested in what I'm saying and I should keep telling them about the anime I've been watching recently, right?
Reckon this Lucifer fellow might not be on the level after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7NM8d-p5Qg
>>60348183
You're Dad's friend prob used to know my dad
>>60348239
How much?
>>60348244
It is for a broke fucking uni student you cunt.
>>60348283
Sure you do, and I'm the Queen.
>>60348326
you seriously think 10 grand is a lot of money?
I spend 10 grand on coke a month
>>60348242
shes gorga but she dresses like a fuccboi
like hello honey hows supre and topman x
>>60348302
No point giving you advice when you just be bitter about it
>>60348348
yeh
still haven't got round to
a) getting pudding for my lunch
b) starting this film
>>60348365
You must be getting ripped off
>>60348358
Swansea?
>>60348365
do you bath in it?
my room hard out reeks of flatulence
>>60348345
might need to be buyer refurbished 2bh
not guaranteeing that all parts will be included
>>60348365
Lol.
pfft 10 grand? Just wiped my arse with at least 20k
>>60348400
pudding wanker loves his pudding
Can't wait to get home to smoke a j lads
>>60348303
>>60348212
spanish maisie 2bh
>>60348363
straight to the wank bank
>I spend 10 grand on coke a month
>>60348447
just lit my fag with a £500 note
>Pass me those lie detector results
>We asked thailad whether he'd ever nonced any children, he said no, why'd you say no thailad?
>"Because I was telling the truth"
>Test says you're a liar pal
>leaving the mansion without at least 50 grand in your pocket
quietly enjoying the pleasant effervescence of my own farts
Love the Jayposting gimmick t b h.
Business idea: USB lie detector
>>60348520
why would a USB lie
>>60348545
sensible chuckle.jpg
didn't realise there were so many poor people on /brit/ lol really puts things into perspective
>>60348545
told it to lie about all the porn I keep on there
Poleaboo psycho-anaylsis;
Hotchkiss' seven deadly sins of narcissism
Hotchkiss identified what she called the seven deadly sins of narcissism:[9]
>Shamelessness: Shame is the feeling that lurks beneath all unhealthy narcissism, and the inability to process shame in healthy ways.
Yep, see: crossdressing
>Magical thinking: Narcissists see themselves as perfect, using distortion and illusion known as magical thinking. They also use projection to dump shame onto others.
Yep
>Arrogance: A narcissist who is feeling deflated may reinflate by diminishing, debasing, or degrading somebody else.
Yep
>Envy: A narcissist may secure a sense of superiority in the face of another person's ability by using contempt to minimize the other person.
>Entitlement: Narcissists hold unreasonable expectations of particularly favorable treatment and automatic compliance because they consider themselves special. Failure to comply is considered an attack on their superiority, and the perpetrator is considered an "awkward" or "difficult" person. Defiance of their will is a narcissistic injury that can trigger narcissistic rage.
Yep
>Exploitation: Can take many forms but always involves the exploitation of others without regard for their feelings or interests. Often the other person is in a subservient position where resistance would be difficult or even impossible. Sometimes the subservience is not so much real as assumed.
Yep
>Bad boundaries: Narcissists do not recognize that they have boundaries and that others are separate and are not extensions of themselves. Others either exist to meet their needs or may as well not exist at all. Those who provide narcissistic supply to the narcissist are treated as if they are part of the narcissist and are expected to live up to those expectations. In the mind of a narcissist, there is no boundary between self and other.
yep
>>60348500
reckon if you cop a wooft of these noxious chemical bombs departing my toxic little shitter you'd straight up die you weak minded yank
my farts are stronger than you'll ever be and they're only getting more and more powerful with each passing day. one day i shall open the door and the word will stand still, i will come out with nought but rags on my back as all else would have burnt away, i will look the world in the eye and say: for you turned away from me when i needed you, so you shall be turned away when you needed me
just rolled a spliff with a thousand pound note, AMA
>>60348485
>>60348545
laughed at these posts, just so you know
>>60348487
>carrying actual physical money
Fuck off working class twat
>>60348570
cracking chebs 2bh
post production did a great job
Fuck sake handed the cashier a 25 grand bundle of money instead of 25 quid lol, awell I have atleast 200 bundles
>>60348600
you won't banter me this time australia. go back to your igpoo
just hit the high score on paypal lads
>>60346451
>fascist
>national-socialism
>monarchy
how ignorant can you be for not seeying the dichotomy?
>>60348619
>>60348487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODPJOQX5We4
honestly 10k is fucking nothing
would go to the casino and put it all on red in a heartbeat it means that little to me
>left my platinum bank bard at home and had to pay with a hundred dollar bill
felt like a proper working class twat
>>60348682
send me 10k then lad
saw a tramp today asking for money
I waved a hundy in his face and just as he went to take it I pulled it away and booted his jack russel in the ribs
>>60348682
Okay mate... What do you work as then? Successful people don't browse 4chan; esecially not a sub-forum section of it that is for autistic brits
the gf
going to get some takeaway lads, what should I get?
my budget per meal is 200 thousand pounds keep in mind
thinking of just buying a diamond than grinding it up and inhaling it
>>60348642
you want to talk about poo you should see in the inside of my undies
*lets loose another toxic payload into the atmosphere* one day i will light a match and forward will race the 4 horsemen of death. they will set about a fatal crusade on this world and i will carve my name into stone from my bear hands.
10k could be a lot or a little depending on its denomination to be honest
>>60348709
>not having jeeves go pick it up for you
>>60348722
manager at JJB
make over 32k a year
>>60348751
I've got 20k~ in my wallet tbf
Just dropped a vial of pure liquid platinum all over my floor, awell my cleaner will clean it up don't really care about it so cba putting it back in vial.
like to make print outs of my bank balance and hand them out to poor looking foreign people in lidl
have gone through quite a few different shitposting personas today
>just the zany "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" type where i turn down brain functionality by about 50% and just enjoy the ride
>the PTSD veteran
>the farter
which persona do you lads like the most haha remember to like comment and subscribe dont forget to favourite and follow me on instagram
bydlo scum yelling 24/2 jesus fking christ
hopefully after this new apt building comes up these cucks will have to leave and get another spot. thank you for your attention
>>60348811
the zany AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please
>asian cleaning lady found my diamond encrusted dragon dildo collection
embarrassing x
Think I fucked up again
See you at the trial
>>60348811
australian posters are not funny or interesting
>>60348832
>>60348860
haha that wasnt actually me im still over here farting :D
>>60348858
you going to the trial as a woman?
stop talking to it
me willy is growing right before me eyes!
>saw a tramp today
>was begging like the little slime runt he was
>pulled out my wallet like a kind lad
>went off to the mayor's office and I bought the city just so I could force the tramp out of it
Might head down to the cinema later lads, catch a film. What film should I go see?
>>60348880
stop farting you weirdo
>>60348858
Hello
>>60348900
*talks to it*
>>60348883
Think I'm getting remanded until then so no
>>60348858
what happened?
>>60348090
paki out
