Durham edition
my only goal in life is to do a roadtrip across america
then I can finally top myself knowing that I've done something
bit early innit
>>60339481
a mealy-mouthed post
obligatory ebonics post
I invented the "Ah, yes...." meme.
i want to live in england
I don't want to be alone in my bedroom
Writing messages
You won't read
>>60339508
yeeeeess very gooood
>>60339478
apparently, if you're ever going to do a roadtrip across america, go from the east coast to the west coast.
>>60339524
oooh ooh ah ah
I hope Britain likes Turks
>>60339533
do it in the bog lad
>>60339524
I want to live in Brazil
charli
remember to leave EU and deport all the poles back to jail in Poland
thanks cunts
>>60339524
learn a bit of syrian and boat on over x
>>60339524
fuck man, can't imagine how bad it must be over there for you to say that.
hope it gets better man :) x
>>60339478
message stealing runt
>Next door are listening to nigger babble music in the backyard.
They better turn this shit off by the time my mates come over.
reminder about the strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10393556/r
mum's sunbathing naked in the garden again
ah I see my message stealing runt has completed its training
im back guys
did u miss me?
>>60339596
>my mates
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i invented the so called 'so called' meme
>>60339596
>backyard
foy
>>60339598
filtered
>>60339596
what type of freak mates do you have that dont enjoy the beats of ebonica
in a bit of a gimmick grey area at the moment lads
check back in a few weeks
all the best
J
Me irl
>>60339641
how many fucking times have you filtered me m8
>>60339659
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>>60339647
>beats of ebonica
this gave me a wry smile
>>60339596
>backyard
FOY
>>60339654
fr this changed my life
What happened lads?
>>60339460
Did it last year, NYC to LA and back, 80 days and 31 states
>>60339684
>smiling
font
>>60339662
> sha tin
haha
hahahah
Expelliarmus couldn't stop me
Turks will migrate to Britain en masse
Grim times ahead
all the best
J
>>60339712
that page is cancer
>>60339715
really want to do this 2bh
the goal is to become a postman
>>60339725
kiribati also noticed it
the year's like half over and i've done basically nothing to improve my life
where did it all go so wrong lads?
>>60339662
>shat in
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>60339659
I remember BBM
BlackBerries were so shtie
3 days into GOMAD lads
>>60339762
whiny aussie cunts
>>60339762
*anvil falls out of nowhere and smashes onto your head*
Doing a poo
doing a poo
>>60339755
>all that time in shite flyover states
binned
>>60339755
fuck tennesse, apparently
im a bit gay aren't i
#confession #gaypride #equalrites
all the best
J
>>60339791
>Milk
Enjoy your gyno fag
>>60339799
is he ok?
Waheeey lads waheeeeey
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>60339805
>>60339814
*nods with a satisfied smile*
>>60339839
Autist.
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>60339818
The average route is too quick, you can do it in a week or so
Visiting every state would be interesting, you can see all the gimmicky unique/isolated things along the way
>>60339839
asdfg
WE ARE ALL AMERlCAN PEOPLE
Would /brit/ be better if all the virgins on here were forced to post on the r9k version?
>>60339837
how do you avoid the friction burns
>>60339829
*big shrug with a wry smile*
um i dunno :)
*roll credits*
Tfw no gf feels have been really intense this morning lads. Been lying bed hungover and all I want is someone to hold and cuddle
>>60339882
the pole rotates
>>60339878
normies are literally the most boring posters here
they have turned /b/ into facebook
shut up and enjoy the post!
>>60339878
yeah no doubt
mentally unstable NEETS are genuine retards
>>60339878
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senpai, don't @ me
>>60339901
ahh
I see
>>60339912
>browses /b/
guess we know who the quality poster isn't
*audience laughs*
thank you thank you
@60339928
noticed
>>60339921
mentally unstable wagecuckies are genuine retards as well 2bh
if brexit happens i'm moving to scotland
up the ra
/brit/ would be 10x better if aussies were banned
>>60339755
So many places on your route aren't worth visiting.
>>60339755
>visiting every contiguous state for the sake of it
that approach is a waste of time, you'd be spending valuable time on the road in fucking arkansas when you could have spent that time in awesome places like key west.
i would change many parts of that itinerary. first remove the detour out of virginia and go straight down the east coast through charleston to miami and then key west. forget that detour through Mississippi and arkansas and instead go straight from new orleans to austin texas.
don't loop all the way up to yellowstone from new mexico, instead go to the rockie mountains in western colorado (like telluride etc), then go through arches and zion NPs in utah and the grand canyon then vegas, extend the west coast drive up to vancouver and while there go to banff and lake louise, then visit yellowstone on the return down through montana, skip straight across SD only stopping for mt rushmore. then just drive straight to chicago from there, there is nothing worth seeing in between. then return to NYC via niagara falls.
>>60340008
>>60340013
i didn't make it some yank did
if brexit happens i'm moving to belgium
>>60339966
yeah i agree lad luckily I'm neither x
*crowd woo*
*crosses arms and nods smugly at them*
put the normies in a bin
wife's son is bullying me for being a virgin again
music for this feel?
if brexit happens i'm moving to magaluf
Trust no mf thots smfh.
>not walking the PCT
my dream 2bh
if brexit happens I'm moving to Romania
If normiexit happens I'm moving to /soc/
>>60339878
/brit/ would be dead. This thread is nothing but pure autism.
>>60340089
>>60340048
*tips you*
tip you're it
*runs away*
ahahaha!!
*catches my breath*
ahahahahahaha!!!!
>>60340067
Would LOVE this but you would need a visa since it would take longer than 90 days, wonder how easy it would be to obtain one for the necessary duration.
the jews have succesfully instilled division in /brit/
Yankboos OUT. GET OUT.
>>60339839
>>60340008
>>60340013
>>60339856
>>60340067
>>60339715
>>60339755
>>60339877
>>60339868
OUT
>>60340118
is an esta only 90 days? fug
Aussie posts are so cute, love it
Lovely Morgana
>>60340118
Yeah it takes 5 months to walk
A lot of people quit their jobs just to do it
Its absolutely spectacular, goes through some of the most beautiful parts of America
broke my fucking collarbone
>>60340157
are you a cute girl
id finger you
lads am i white?
>>60340182
>5 months of camping
Nah you're alright
>>60339456
1st for Durham uni
*fingers a girl on the dance floor to 'Yeah' by Usher*
Shout out Jordan i love you bro
:)
x
>>60340202
>flag
no
>>60340154
FOY
>>60340232
camping is goat you nonce
want an australian boypet
>>60340260
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>>60340198
No but I'll still gape my arsehole if you want
Vagina
>>60340182
oh did the horizon look particularly nice and far away?! did it!! wow
Yanks are bullying us again lads
>>>/v/339905821
>>60340239
VERY good post
Penis
lads goin out for a cheeky pint today eh? fuckin A innit bruv.
>>60340269
camping alone is an abnormie hobby you spastic
Lads how do I get rid of my mantits? Even guys bigger than me don't have them.
>>60340282
into my filter you go
>>60340188
were you not drinking enough milk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emMosrLEqSk
>>60340242
literally me and sara last night
>>>/v/
>>60340294
Should I go to Eilat, Tel Aviv or Jerusalem?
>>60340314
you clearly don't fucking know anything you half-brained yokel cunt
don't fucking post for 2 more years
>>60340244
haha hello jordan you're fooling nobody
>>60340319
did the man get cyberbullied?!
>>60340364
>>60340244
absolute wank posts
>>60340355
come say that to my face you bogan worm
>>60340188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbpboTzVFwY
>>60340294
very good
>>60340232
yank campsites are better than ours. they're all geared towards people with RVs so they've got better facilities than ours.
>>60340394
last thing you'd here before i choke slam you to death you pale freak
Only just found out lads
>>60340392
b-baka!
youngwaifu.jpg
>>60340431
>>60340408
>>60340394
>>60340383
>>60340364
>>60340345
>>60340324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48
someone write me a song about diazepam
turks in britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48
>>60340492
>>60340508
*thinks about writing song*
*does nothing but sits there feeling slightly contented*
there you go lad
>"""1 day""" "delivery"
>been 3 days and the item's still in the depot
this gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48
i think /int/ and /trv/ should merge to be quite honest
>>60340321
crashed my motor innit
>>60340566
what did you order lad
>>60340566
genuinely you would transition before poleaboo
>>60340345
haifa
>>60340602
Xbox from Denmark
>>60340456
Then they would need fewer facilities
>wake up
>no gf
>>60340576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAd2_gdkg-8
me when
>>60340602
laptop from coventry
>>60340619
what
>>60340283
>That flag
>That thread
How mad can one person possibly be.
>can get a £50 amazon voucher redeeming 11,400 air miles on etihad
>i have 10,800
>my next flights are with emirates
>>60340594
/trv/ is full of giganormies straight out of hollywood films
I remember one thread where a guy bought a Land Rover and drove from Hong Kong to South Africa with his mates
>>60339533
Hannah Diamond?
just found this video of a woman pooing
can't believe this is on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>60340594
i don't understand why does japanese sites do the thing with the shorthand buttons and slashes??
>>60340470
Did he die?
getting the daily sargon in
>>60340632
>>60340646
wew lads why not buy from germany for cheaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48
wanna try out first class at least once in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alQNsFwEg1M
>he doesn't fly first class
what's it like being fucking poor? IMAGINE getting on a plane and turning right haha what utter plebs
>>60340144
I've been to 31 states lad and I'll have all 50 by 2020 at the latest
>>60340665
Paki visiting home?
>>60340665
over 10k miles is a lot for just 50 quid
>>60339533
>>60339573
>>60339756
>>60339878
>>60339920
>>60339960
>>60339995
>>60340242
>>60340282
>>60340301
>>60340364
>>60340383
>>60340504
>>60340598
Decided to go from the top of the thread and select all the posts worth reading, it's a shame I wasn't able to select more. Congrats to those who made the cut!
>>60340727
bad post
4 days
four fucking days
just ship the fucking thing already
honestly considering joining the army
>>60340727
all me
not even memeing
my house
>>60340727
thank you my friend it makes it worth while all along
*walks off stage while waving humbly*
*trips and tears down stage curtain*
*audience screams*
>>60340714
FOB
FOY
/brit/ - air travel to get out of this shit country general
>>60340721
I got most of those 10k from one flight (with a connection) that was about £300
you need something like 90,000 miles to upgrade from economy to business
>>60340769
>carpet
would NOT ask for a drink at your place
>>60340769
dear lord
comfy as
post your bank account
>>60340792
>UK is a single country
Some people like to travel, you daft proxy cunt.
Brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRpq7o1mKXY
>Flying a lot
Didn't know there were so many immigrants in /brit/
>>60340792
if the UK is shit god help most of the rest of the world
>Mr Anon, there's a runt in economy class asking for you
>"Ignore him, i don't want to venture down to runt class, I might catch something"
>Ok sir, what wine would you live with your caviar?
>"I'll have the chateux de vin rouge 1966"
>Excellent choice sir.
>>60340792
come home white man
>>60340795
>to upgrade from economy to business
permanently?
>>60340827
The UK is a country you retarded yank with a proxy. It's a country composed of countries.
runt's been getting into the computer lab again
how often are you on your computer?
I want to make sure I'm not the most pathetic person here
>>60340885
whenever I'm awake
my 2nd house
(this one is in the desert)
99 LUFTBALLONS
AUF IHREM WEG ZUN HORIZONT
HIELT MAN FÜR UFOs AUS DEM ALL
DARUM SCHIEKE EINE GENERAL
>>60340827
>implying that the UK is not a country
FOY
daily reminder doxing breaches the dat a protection act and you will be prosecuted
>I want to make sure I'm not the most pathetic person here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU
>>60340807
That's a rug you mug
The devil is female
>mfw I overlook all the runts scurrying to board runt class from the airport first class lounge
Haha, silly runts
>Michael Gove quotes Donald Trump THREE times during EU referendum debate
Based
>>60340909
good post
*i had you a piece of paper*
(i am now literally cucking you because i am going to become you)
you/me: WOWza i got-ta 99-a-percenta! aye! [/italian accent]
>>60340929
wish niggers would go back to this type of music
>>60340464
>you'd here
come again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs
translate pls
>>60340866
>>60340911
Baited.
Can't stand waiting for my module results lads
memes for this feel?
>>60340923
*deletes all internet profiles*
i create da runt meme
TO THE DA WINDOWWWWWWWW
TO DA WALLLLLL
TILL DA SWEAT DRIPS OFF M-DOES THE WHIP AND THE NAE
DAB
DAB
DAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
>>60340843
>not having enough money to piss it away willy nilly
I just went to Monaco because I felt like and spent £500 on F1 tickets. I'm only a casual F1 fan.
Flying is cheap as fuck, take advantage of it while you can.
>>60340885
It's on from when I get up to when I go to sleep.
When I had a job it was from when I got home to when I went to sleep.
So, every waking hour.
>>60340909
*schickte du trottel!!!
Gonna vote leave because that's the losing side rn.
>>60340996
intriguing post
>>60340665
>emirates
rich cunt
Business idea: football comes home
>>60341001
fuck off you literal billionaire
*starts spinning around really fast'n'vomitting FASTER*
>>60340864
That'd be for one flight from London to Abu Dhabi.
Economy is pretty shitty on Etihad, even Easyjet has more legroom.
>>60341037
yeah, to wales.
Cut my cock off and make me suck it you slut
>>60340958
big joe calls simon o'donell a big fat pussio for not fighting him
they did later on and big joe lost
t. saga of the irish travellers fan
*prods frightened runaway runt in tree with spear*
*he falls out*
*scatter and run out of fright*
>>60341001
FOB
this switch doesn't have enough .... how should i put it ... *flips a switch* light
>>60340985
>memes
They're gimmicks you melt.
chinese food is overrated
the mum is suffocating me with her second hand smoke again
coming home status: it's
my 3rd house
>of course i do not smoke. what a filthy, disgusting habit that is
hello my fr- *piano onto falls from 11th story window*
>>60341089
nah i reckon it's a top tier cuisine. along with:
>thai
>japanese
>schnitty sandwiches
>spagbol
>pies
honestly wish i cut my sandwich in half now
>calling gimmicks "memes"
it's a gimmick you dip
don't fucking do that
*looks down at my shirt
Ahh yes, 3 lions, very impressive
*polishes the jules rimet trophy*
Excellent, very gleaming I must say
not a fan of this roleplaying aussie
>>60341123
>piano onto falls
yeah good post you fucking banana
>>60341119
Why are you posting this Thomas Kinkade crap? Get out.
>>60341036
Emirates flights via Dubai aren't that expensive. They're subsidised by the UAE govt to encourage tourism.
*sprints down the main street of /Brit/ville naked and covered with my own excrement whilst firing an m60 and screaming in Babylonian*
>Vote Leave has been campaigning hard on immigration in recent days, and Mr Gove said that by leaving, the UK could have an "inclusive, non-racist immigration policy that works in the interest of everyone in this country".
Voting leave = more non-EU immigrants = more Muslims and Dindus
Explain yourselves, vote leavers
my 4th house
>>60341151
*slips on banana peel*
ba-donk!
ahaha *crowd laughs*
ahahaha
