>things that didn't happen
edition
>>60341510
umm i didn't just let a bit of pee out of my weewee because the loo is so far from here :|
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>26c tomorrow
JUST
say it into the camera and you get lots of
COOL MOD POINTS
bf is bullying me again
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them until they are dead and gone.
>me not fucking your mom
very confused about dubai
i thought it was reserved for all of the real housewifes people on telly so they can do their shopping an that
but apparently its affordable now for the family down the road that go to ibiza every year to go to?
thoughts?
>>60341564
post bp
>me not fucking your dad
>>60341581
>metric
>>60341564
pics
>>60341510
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third-party_evidence_for_Apollo_Moon_landings
Gf just sent me this
charli
*runs hand through hair*
*lights cigarette*
*hops on motorcycle (BSA 61 flat tracker)*
*you never see me again*
*5 years later you find a single rose on your door step with a note and hear a distant motorcycle engine*
how do you deal with people you love dying
Hey Lads , kill yourself
>>60341635
no
>>60341637
why is every single post made by sweden about black people and sex with them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEFxZNqFlN0
*teleports behind the other manc in the thread*
psh..nothin personnel kid
*slices you in half and makes you smell almost as bad as urmston*
Uncontrollable urge to lie in the sun by the river drinking beers
>>60341693
Its just 1 poster doing it all
He's a Haitian immigrant in sweden who is literally mentally ill
>>60341668
oh fuck JOHN DONT BREAK CHARACTER JOHN *starts banging head* JOHN WAHT ARE YOU DOING JOHN HELLO JOHN ANYONE IN THERE? ANYONE HOME? *starts biting arm*
>>60341668
Watching some old yank film from 1957 on bbc2
Decent
>>60341668
>caring about people
Wish the normies would stop coming to this thread
>>60341716
>tfw no decent rivers near where I live
WHERE is the crate of runtlings i ordered?!
>>60341668
didn't you get the memo you're australian you're only allowed to post crazy nonsense
>>60341670
>>60341668
>>60341647
g'day mates
>>60341693
IT IS TRUE
>>60341754
good, you fucking anime dickhead
>>60341645
Top slag
>>60341768
my twisted fucking mind oscillates between thinking about some of the deepest fucking philosphy youll ever read and some of the most mind bending shit youll never read
peace
i feel like a plastic bag floating in the wind
how do you deal with a lonely soul on a dark winters saturday night
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT DDAooOAOOOOOO
SKKKTTT DAAAO kkkkORRRRRRR SKITt.............DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... dodododOOOOOOOOdDOATOOOOOOOOOOOttt.....................AYOOoooTTTT dadadaDOOO skitty ROOOOOO
>>60341798
>comes onto a anime website
>complains about anime
laughing
>We asked anon "how many times have you had sex in the past year?" He said 1, why did you say 1?
>"Because I was telling the truth"
>Test says you're a liar pal
>>60341510
this is called "denial"
you know that your country could have gone into space with us, but you chose socialism, instead.
such a waste of talent.
i hope its not too late for you.
ARE NIGE
>>60341668
youre not supposed to act like a real person you fucking nonce
if you do then what happens to the other countries
>>60341717
is that what the mexicANO told you when you were swashbuckling around his pueblo?
CORSARIO
>>60341812
*gets an actual plastic bag, puts it over your head, tapes the bottom of it around your neck and watches you burn (oh sorry did i not mention? just put the bag around you to fuck with you while i doused you in kerosene and well "burn baby burn" :)
>>60341835
just stop, it's shit.
>>60341824
just stating my pleasure in your lack of rivers
now lick my boots before I stomp you out of existence
>>60341812
i would defiantly pay 5p for you xx
>>60341800
mate that's a fart and then the sad realisation that it wasn't just a fart, and you have 4 hours of conference left.
>>60341749
Watching this too, 1950s America was the peak of human society
cara 2bh lads
>>60341798
actually that's a character from a videogame
>>60341749
what movie?
pretty deece films and television and songs from the time
>you should get some sun anon
Yes and ruin my perfect porcelain skin? lmfao no thanks normies
>>60341823
>tfw warm summers day
how the tables have turned, my dear friend down under
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394469
>>60341863
m8, cope
>>60341864
not even the person you replied to you utter mug
>>60341851
half of /int/ knows about him
corsair is such a cool word
>>60341835
>we asked anon whether in the last month he had lost his virginity
if one more anime runt replies to me I'm going to fucking do it
>1950s America was the peak of human society
bought a new laptop but the hard drive's only 320GB
any way to use my current 1TB one on it
>>60341876
literally this
>>60341851
No he's right. It's the same guy who literally posts shit.
*takes your last rolo*
>>60341853
you didnt put a * at the end of the post
youve embarassed yourself
>>60341941
literally not acceptable to not be using an SSD in today's age and day
*stands in an overcoat overlooking the thread I once loved*
*flicks cig and keeps walking*
....BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT sKAAADOOoooooODOOoooo
BARRooooooooooooTTTTTTTT skaddididy DOOOOOOOOOOO .................................
skadoooooooOOO...SKADoooo>................
*jumps out of a c-130 to conduct black ops in pakistan*
*parachutes not working*
"well this is totes rando"
*gets out the trusty, expensive knife i bought from that kitchen shop in the shopping centre*
*slice and dice me testy sack*
"well there goes the 2 chiefs"
*my 2 balls fall out because in case you forgot i am falling out of a plane*
"its now or never kid"
*rip my ballsack to turn it into a make shift parachute*
"ah yes very interesting"
*plummeting to my death*
*i dont actually die because my plan worked*
*get on the ground*
*go to local village*
*they all admire my dab*
"BITCH WATCH MY DAB"
>>60341792
Show that picture to your mom.
>>60341780
Lmaoing at these nerds
>>60341941
if its a 3.5" you can get a cable to plug it in like a usb.
>>60341976
hmm nah
is it possible to swap the new one for the old and boot from it? got a lot of music and films that'll use up about half of the new one
>>60341962
good theyre fucking shit
if i wanted to be extremely thirsty after having chocolate id just get a galaxy
Trying to brew up a runtpost but I just can't do it
maybe we've posted all there is to post about runts
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394469/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394469/
>>60341962
*puts hand on forehead*
fuck mate... just... come on man... y'know?
wanna fuck her so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be6KZkGX8Ng
>>60341983
stop it mate i'm trying to be sad here
>>60341933
That's actually true though.
>>60341895
Pal Joey, few singy bits and the birds are fit as fuck
>>60342068
yeah definitely reading all of that, thanks for posting
>>60342067
yeah RIP that era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPSQZfVwIQ
lads whats the song that goes "i walk this lonely road the only road that i have ever known lyrics"
4
>>60342068
>>60342002
>>60341840
>virgins make these
>90% of /brit/ thinks that the man didn't go to the moon
lol
>>60342106
not telling you
lads whats the song that goes "
Oasis-Wonderwall Lyrics
NailandCraftFreak13
NailandCraftFreak13
15,903"
>>60342106
Snow - Informer
>>60341840
based Torture and Denial
I PLAY MY "SEAL THIRD EYE" SPELL CARD
THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO CALCIFY YOUR THIRD EYE 5% FOR EACH TURN THAT PASSES.
YOUR MOVE.
>>60342106
Thugz Mansion- 2pac
>>60342106
nine inch nails or Johnny cash i think
>>60342144
ad-dawlah islamiyah fi'l iraq wa-ash sham
....play it again, Pep....
*lights cig*
*crosses one leg over the other*
*remembers times once had with /brit/*
*rain falls freely on the hurrying outside life*
SssssssssssKARoooooooooooOOOOOOTtt.............
>>60342106
Something by Green Day?
>>60341840
haha always scared these are actually going to be gifs and ill open it and then sudden-*someone walks in, i swap positions with him (he is now sitting down and i am now leaving)* right were was i
reminder england is a literal rasheed
>>60342106
wake me up when october is over
>>60342106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmTM5LOocWQ
getting excited about drugs
my third eye will be blasted open once again
we are all nothing more than fractal energy cascades
IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394518
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394518
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394518
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394518
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394518
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394518
>>60341823
>>60342180
What's got you feeling sonny?
sometimes i cant get to sleep because the screams keep me up so ill walk around the house crying but also agnry and when the misses tries to calm me down i hit her not because i dont love her because i fucking do but because at night hwne i see her i dont see her i see the dead faces on the boys i went on tour with those good fucking men who couldnt come back and it haunts me because all i can hear them say is "why wasn't it you?" and i look them in the eye and i cant answer them so i lash out
>>60342225
fuck you you spastic
*blasts the trumpet as if it were a lonely howl to the hollow moon*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT..........skaddoooDOOOOOO
karen
Really want to see the Cathedrals of England lads. Where should I start?
>>60342202
ur rasheed ngl
/ausnz/ just said they want all the roleplaying aussies back
you should probably obey them
>>60342298
truro
>>60342298
Lichfield
she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly, or any of these
>bremain is winning in the strawpoll
what the fuck /brit/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10394518
Gander upon this canine
>>60342298
Liverpool, so I can fucking lay you out
>>60342298
do it in alphabetical order
>>60342305
try this one on for size
no
*walks off with downcast eyes*
>>60342310
What a beautiful cathedral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKGev0mYlvc
me with the hair and solemn thoughts
Not sure what to do tonight lads, watch anime, a film, catch up with a few weeks of GoT or play video games. Usually plan my weekend in advance so I don't have this problem.
>>60342338
he's a bit fat
>>60342338
haha does he not have any legs? reminds me of my mate danny who got his legs blown up when he stepped on an IED in kandahar haha i remember i was there when we got off the plane at sydney international and he was in the wheelchair and i was pushing him to his family and they saw him without his legs and you could see the crushing realisation in his son's eyes when he realised that the man returning would be a husk of his former father
What an AIDS inducing post
>>60342403
drink bleach
>having to spend time with my family when I could be getting stoned and playing video games
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60342416
freudian
I feel sorry for you kid
>>60342376
it's alri
looks nice at night because it's by far the tallest building and all lit up
>>60342413
how do you keep making these up on the spot? i bet you read a lot
>>60342298
Ely and Lincoln are my favs
>>60342430
louis? is that you?
>>60342376
that's a nice church you've got there, friend....
>come back home to 7 messages on my interpals
dance for your master my little puppets
>>60342452
haha nah dont read much sometimes i'd cop a text from danny telling me that he's feeling suicidal so ill call him up and to hear a big bloke like him just fucking bawling his eyes out on the phone is fucking heart wenching mate he needed money because he cant pay for his kids school fees and no one wants a cripple fucking vet but i couldnt spare a fucking cent mate so i had to hang up on him. needless to say i found out a few months later that he offed himself.
>>60342318
>>60342298
York
>>60342106
This -- >>60342225 -- is a trojan, lad, don't play it or he'll get to see pics of your mum.
eyeing the diazepam
>>60342418
bit rude desu
/brit/? More like /shit/ lmao!
>>60341835
really love this gimmick Tbh
eyeing up the next wkd
>>60342511
Picking out cocaine bogies again lads
>>60342507
should have joined me back in sangin during herrick 6, we were up and down helmand all month. gereshk was a shitshow and i almost had me own leg blown off in musa qala
say hi to danny for me x
>>60341510
fuck off normie twat
>>60342551
just nabbed a crate lad get over to my gaff
>>60342580
rude
suomi
*tars and feathers Ed for stealing my gimmick and getting more (you)s then i did*
this will you teach you
>>60342298
falklands
I'm performing some fiscal cleansing in my bank account and need to spend £300 somewhere. It's money from my mum and dad from the £100 they pay me each month. I'm attempting to make my bank account entirely free of mummy and daddy's assistance.
What do you recommend I spend the money on, lads?
>>60342457
What's Salisbury like?
I think this Finnish poster really wants some (You)s, lads. He's been fishing for an hour.
Normies coming over soon lads help me get in the normie mood.
>we asked anon to take a virginity test and he refused ladies and gentlemen
>*audience disgust*
>why did you refuse our test you worm
>>60342573
haha will do mate going to see him tomorrow and bring him a stubby, tell him that we lost the state of origin he'll be devo
>>60342622
FOB
How would you rate your last poo out of ten lads?
>>60342631
That Swedish lad was fishing for like two weeks and still didn't get any
wish i was legionary tbqh
entering a trancelike state
>>60342413
>>60342507
>>60342573
>>60342641
>>60342631
excuse me, that was my first post
>>60342651
I don't know but it felt like my anus was about to tear, it was fucking massive
*phone rings*
any point getting oculus rift if you're not a gamer? are there any sandbox-type games where you can just stroll around and shit with no real objective?
>>60342649
How is £100 per month from mummy and daddy billionaire territory? £100 is nothing in the adult world mate
>>60342731
>any point getting oculus rift
no
>>60342731
Porn.
![From-SW-Oct05-D6664sAsAR800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ofkwMfs.jpg "From-SW-Oct05-D6664sAsAR800[1].jpg")
>>60342298
Worcester
>>60342563
grim
>>60342731
occulus rift is shit
I tried the developers one and it was shit, not immersive or fun at all
>>60342745
if your parents can afford to give you that each month you need to FOB
>>60342724
*lets it ring for ten seconds while getting jiggy with it*
*picks it up*
"EEEEELO GUVNA"
*slams it back down while chortling maniacally*
>tfw you will never fight for your meals out in a field
>one chance at life
>not born in a first world country like romania, hungary or bulgaria
just
>>60342731
I think some japs and americans are producing porn in 3D
fucking hell how is it 3pm already
>>60342731
I really want one for VR (google cardboard is amazing) but I'll wait for billionaires to buy the first couple of generations and buy one when the price comes down.
haha remember this lads
only got a week left to do all my mandatory job applications haha what an absolute madman I am eh lads
I'm going to write an inspiring rap song about winning an internet argument
>mentally prepare myself for weeks to ask my parents for a new car
>ask mum
>she instantly agrees and tells me to have a look at what i'd like
aw yeahhhh
>>60342862
FOB
Yes he's a an Aussie, and yes sometimes we have problems, sometimes we fight. Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry. I know everything about him, and he knows everything about me. And even though we have defects, we love each other... And we always will.
>>60342862
What are you going to get lad?
I really like the Cayman, the newer one with limited slip differential.
checked out the job centre lads.
my face when they sat me down at a computer and told me to look up jobs on the internet.
I can do that at home to be quite honest.
job centre does nothing for the man on the street and should be abolished along with banker's bonuses, high wages in football and the killer of madeleine mccann.
Find a flaw
>>60342793
*looks at name*
*runt #1256*
*lets out a big sigh*
*it ain't me starts playing*
>>60342803
3pm? yeah finally
*gets outside with a tinny and a packet of winnies*
*starts drinking*
*lights up a ciggie*
*hears someone mowing the lawn*
*hears someone mowing the lawn*
*hears someone mowing down the lawn*
*hears someone mowing down the lawn*
*hears someone getting mowing down*
*hears someone getting mowing down*
*hears us getting mowed down*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poBELfiG_Ng
*drops the stubby and cigarette and falls to the floor in a fetal position weeping*
>limited slip differential
>>60342943
>>60342935
I'd rather live off savings than sign on again, fucking grim experience
>BBQ started at 3pm
>No one has showed up yet
>>60341564
do you like it?
>>60342862
Reee, I have to use mummy's old one. Billionaire prick.
>>60342940
the trigger finger isnt well drawn
2/3 through there will be blood
still shit
paul thomas anderson cannot make films for shit
>>60342973
post picture you lier
>>60342935
I get emails about how I should be writing a resume, and phone calls every week or two checking that I'm still alive so the private contractor can claim their bonus for looking after me so well
>>60342973
maybe your sobbing will drown out next doors music
>>60342974
>>60342973
they're at my bbq instead, forgot to tell you mate x
>>60342973
Hahahahahahhahahahhahqhahahahahahhahqhahahahahahahahahaha
I offer up proof that the moon landing didn't happen
See attached image
>>60343022
FONT
>>60342949
It really does work. I have it in my car. Giving torque to each wheel on either side is really useful when skidding around a corner at speed.
Are Bloom
NEVER EVER
>>60342973
im there
>>60343001
DELETE THIS
>>60343022
so that's a big yes
we should have never been in iraq
>>60343056
>WOT
good lad
>>60343047
>Americans don't know how shadows work on uneven surfaces
>>60343022
Only shortly past 10 am and it's already 34°C
How do you lads like that?
>>60342957
No Greek Myths by Robert Graves?
>>60342403
>planning your weekend in advance
>>60343103
sounds hellish
>>60343103
Sounds awful. That's way too hot. About 10 degrees too hot.
>>60343132
I'm out here in it fishing and I have to say I'm cookin
>>60343079
A message from al-Anbar, the land of epic battles:
To the muwahhidin everywhere:
We give you glad tidings that Allah, mighty and high, has chosen the best of men for this Ummah, defending your religion and honor with spears and fire.
>>60343080
Only complaint is they downvote certain political sites based on their views
>>60343153
post picture, fishing in England is grim
Got myself a Pashley and I'm going to explore the local churches on it while wearing tweed and brogues tbqhwy.
>>60343118
I meant like deciding what to watch or play from my backlog and downloading it in advance desu, I'm not that autistic
>>60343193
>fishing in England is grim
How is it, you fucking retard?
what are your thoughts on legendary comedienne JOAN RIVERS, lads?
>feel a cold breeze on my crown
oh god, I'm balding
>>60343079
Correction:
We should still be there and you should be helping
have never fished before but want to do it
just want to go hiking all day
>>60343103
fuck me mate thats sweltering. reminds me of one particularly hot day when we were on patrol in the korangal valley. we had to inspect a close by village because it was suspected to be holding weapons from the taliban. so we walk up to there and the village elders great us, the NCOs start talking to them as some of us start to settle down. the elders seem a bit nervous around us so one of them offers us to have a go at his daughter and a lot of the boys were married or would rather not face down the ugly barrel of the court marshal but one of the NCOs (the ranking officer), this fucking grubby little bastard, decided to accept the elder on his offer -- the catch? she was 12. we're fucking disgusted at this its so fucked and i can still see her face when i close my eyes of her just standing there while this scum bag walked towards her. on the way back to the FOB we pulled over under the guise of needing the ranking NCO to call in a check in but a few of us pulled out one of the AKs that we had taken from a different village and shot him in the back of the head.
>>60342940
Original release had fixed camera
>>60343193
Here's a decent size bass I caught the other evening
Seriously though why don't Americans celebrate easter?
jews have won almost half of all nobel prizes in economics despite making up less than 0.2% of the world population
>>60343330
>>60342940
Also 3DS Version runs at 20FPS at best
>3:21
>No one is hear still
>>60343333
> taking screenshots of pictures then uploading the screenshot instead of just saving the fucking picture
THE MIND BOGGLES
>>60343333
nice
nice digits
willy is tingling and getting hard
>>60343360
race is just a social construct :^)
