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Our Nige edition
>>60316809
good lad
>My mate unironically thinks Trump wants to ban the internet.
Bart
repost
lads, if you voted in the general election last year, do you need to register again for the EU vote?
U K I P
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quite a strong urge to take my own life haha
Her Royal Majesty
>>60316858
Whats up with you lads and stoned simpsons characters?
>>60316858
I don't like this image
hello lads, which game jam idea should we do?
http://poal.me/zgy746
t. /vg/agdg
>>60316867
>lads, if you voted in the general election last year, do you need to register again for the EU vote?
No, you're already on the electoral register.
UKIP
>>60316889
the anti-soviet pirate sirs
>>60316881
Good lad
my home boy just domed a nigga
I just hope the lord forgive him
>>60316878
What's wrong m8?
>>60316851
he does though
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain in the false azure of the window pane
Next time I misquote I'm going to literally top myself
reminder leave is the rasheed option
Still hurting from yoke earlier today, DOMS literally everywhere
UKIP
>>60316915
he sucked his willy?
>>60316909
The wall just got ten feet taller
cannot stop listening to that simpons vaporware shit now thanks /brit/
>>60316920
waheyyyy just a big bundle of 5 or 6 really big issues that I've let pile up and not faced because I was busy wanking and browsing 4chan and ignoring the world that have all come to a head at the same time and are now beyond the point of management hahahahaha
business idea: government gives me ten billion pounds
>>60316881
EXCELLENT post, lad.
Important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389765
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389765
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389765
one candle
>Our friends group chat on whatsapp
>About 12 or so people in there
>'How you voting lads?' someone says
>I was the only out voter in a sea of remains.
Was quite fun, to be honest..
>>60316989
is simpsons mexican clay?
post cute korean girls
Another slag becomes addicted to the American beef
>>60316903
No necessarily true
Anyone who registered through their uni in 2015 has to register again
If you voted in the local elections in may you're fine tho
The European flag is very effay
>>60316907
>2 weeks of promo
What were they playing at, baka
>>60317052
My wife is American and loves my unmutilated cock
>>60317052
ah yes, a true beauty
>tfw qt gf
>When a Bremainer says something like "Actually only 12% of our laws are made in the EU so there"
>Any percent of Britain's laws being made in the EU is acceptable
aye up you bunch of benders
the so-called "gee eff"
>>60317052
>Roxy Horner
Sounds like a Bond girl..
Still no Tinder matches.
If this keeps up, I'm going to literally kill myself.
Probably
Maybe
>>60317094
think you posted the wrong picture there m8 because that is as you might have guessed it, my gf
you didn't believe I would do it
who's laughing now you fucking cunts
>>60317087
>When Bremainers say it's not 350m a week we send them, it's only 200m a week!
>>60316998
You can't solve these problems?
>>60317052
Doesn't matter. I can say hello and your mother would want me.
>>60317120
oh my god call 911 dude !!!!!
>>60317120
pirate bants are awesome xD
>>60316870
It seems you've got the wrong manifesto there. That's the fake Reddit made, this here is the real one.
>>60317120
Almost as good as the effects in Return of the King
>>60317120
ABSOLUTE
>>60317104
1) How long you been swiping
2) Take some better pictures
VERY important:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389830
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389830
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389830
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389830
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389830
http://www.strawpoll.me/10389830
Just had a cheeky look in my bank account
Some how have £4000 in there
What shall I spend it on?
>>60317117
umm, we got married last week? nice try sweetie
>>60317070
I like it I have one hanging on my wall
>>60317189
is nick clegg still with the lib dems
Why do English girls love American men so much?
>>60317198
lucrative business ideas
>>60317134
nah mate haha i'm not good at handling grown up stuff at the best of times and things are so rough the only happiness I can get is imagining the sweet release of death ahahaha x
>>60317198
a cat
>>60316804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ
Give me a reason not to feel patriotic as fuck right now.
>>60317189
think you're missing an option pal
>>60317216
Genetics
>>60317117
she's everybodys gf
>>60317262
not mine
>>60317243
does this mean northern irish are the sexiest of all?
>>60317216
do you have proofs for this claim?
might watch a fillum
any suggestions lids
>>60317216
All women dream of swimming with whales.
>2 votes for green
Reveal yourselves, runts.
gibraltar will be spanish soon guyz
>>60317312
this shit is now getting transmitted here :ccc
>Gf has fallen for the Trump is an evil racist Hitler who installs fear meme
>>60317312
one was me, I only vote for the most banterous option on strawpolls
fought on the wrong side lads
>>60317237
I could buy one of those leopard cats things for £3k
>>60317344
dean
>>60317316
never diego
>>60317294
Bourne Supremacy
>>60317300
Might reply to this with a load of laughing reaction images and post it to /r/4chan
>>60317316
Brexiters are responsible for another piece of the British Empire getting lost
>>60317279
what if her name was spelt ｶﾗ?
>>60317280
Yes.
Imagine actually voting for the second one
>>60317300
Only British women because they want to be with their own kind
>>60317365
which bourne is that from
love those films, make me feel
me on the right
>>60317172
>How long you been swiping
Quite literally weeks
>Take better pictures
Rude la. That's my face.
>>60317246
what is other
>>60317384
instant gf
do you lads like my gf?
Poleaboo is back from the takeaway
He went to get a kobedi on naan (3.20)
The bother at the counter told him they had none left and if he'd like a seek on naan instead (3.00)
Poleaboo agreed but when he collected his order he was given asked to pay for a DOUBLE seek on naan (4.00)
Bit miffed, ruined my diet
Woman with a dog held her dog back for me to pass
I looked down and muttered thanks
She said "it's okay", though I'm not sure if she was talking to me or the dog
Streets were pretty empty
I followed this white guy for a bit, he kept looking over his shoulder, he was terrified of me
>>60317343
ABORT
How many layers of irony you on lads?
>>60317399
That's what being a Brexit mong does to you
>>60317370
pls be a misquote
>>60317405
>Takes one to know one
![Me.and.Earl.and.the.Dying.Girl.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-GECKOS.mkv_snapshot_00.05.51_[2015.09.29_00.31.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eb16xK5.jpg "Me.and.Earl.and.the.Dying.Girl.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-GECKOS.mkv snapshot 00.05.51 [2015.09.29 00.31.48]")
>>60317294
me earl and the dying girl
are gove
>She said "it's okay", though I'm not sure if she was talking to me or the dog
Reminder
>>60317416
Bourne Supremacy. I told you last thread senpai.
>>60317440
Face is a bit shit
>>60317418
>gay gallantry
Sounds about right...
*emojis*
>>60317462
Nope, not a misquote
>>60317480
ahh yes, of course
>>60317462
>biting the anti-banter
Get hooked
>>60317243
People love British people here. I can't imagine why.
>>60317463
le indie hipster
Just had me head checked by a jumbo jet, lads.
>>60317444
>white guy terrified of manlet paki crossdresser
>>60316804
>our nig
>he isn't black
Why is this allowed?
Very good video that really made me think
>>60317484
Mine is too t b h so I can't complain
Just had my bollocks atomised by a jumbo jet, lads.
but what if nigel become the PM of the UK though?
>>60317526
Americans like southern accents
I don't think anyone in the world finds some inbred northern industrial accent appealing
>>60317531
fucking hell mate, that can't have been easy
>vote leave
>flood the country with even more pakis
ahh yes
>>60317536
Nothing strange about that, white people are the most beta of all races
Also, I'm not a manlet
just rammed a jumbo jet up mine x
Holy shit lads nige has said he will join the Tories if brexit happens and Boris becomes PM, check this statement:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
love is hard to find
but its friday night
>>60317526
Because we are such wonderful people.
>>60317536
how tall is he?
the gf just beat my nuts with a tire iron
>>60317420
>Rude la. That's my face.
I have a shit face too, but with the right angle and lighting it can be made to look good. You think those girls look like their pics? Like fuck they do. They're always 1 point minimum less than they look on Tinder.
Talking of Tinder, can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?
1/3
>Hi there anon, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!
not sure what benzo to relapse on
Been staring at Salma Hayek's tits on BBC1 for the last 40 minutes
>Why yes I did purchase a 4chan pass so that I could add emojis to my post
>>60317605
poleaboo is 5'6
>voting leave
blimey good lad
>Americans like southern accents
>I don't think anyone in the world finds some inbred northern industrial accent appealing
>>60317586
>Vote remain
>Flood the country with literally millions of ISIS rapists and terrorists after Merkel gives them all passports
AHHH YES
>>60317653
t. born in a coalmine
>>60317630
Nice try shekelstein
>>60317617
2/3
>>60317624
Source?
Do you ever regret discovering 4chan?
Do you ever feel your life would be infinitely better if you don't waste moments of it on here?
>>60317052
as opposed to the standard british slag fawning over african or paki cock.
Reminder that all the "refugees" fleeing from Syria are against Assad (read: Are terrorists)
>>60317624
I know a Samoan guy
>>60317694
can't work out if 4chan caused my life to be shit or whether it saved me from killing myself when my life was shit anyway
haha
>>60317597
Clicked on it because I didn't think anyone could post disgusting filth on a sfw board but I was wrong
>>60317689
3/3
>>60317656
Literally project fear delusions
Angela isn't giving up her syrian bulls willingly
>>60317700
That would be american women
>>60317694
4chan massively improved my life
I would probably be some fat fedora playing starcraft if it wasn't for this website
Its not as if not finding 4chan suddenly makes you a normie who never uses a computer
Just measured my heart rate and it's only 42bpm.
Think I'm gonna die
>>60317689
>>60317617
effort of shoop: 4000/10
quality: negative fourteen trillion/10
Why are white people so beta nowadays?
Just the thought of brown people coming to their country scares the shit out of them.
but what if NIGEL becomes the next PM of the UK though?
>>60317617
>UK Model Agencies
Kek
>Reminder that all the "refugees" fleeing from Syria are against Assad (read: Are terrorists)
>>60317725
Future husbands of German women
>>60317748
I'll fuk you up bitch
>Everyone from the South sounds like a nigger with an ugly chavvy Jamaican-Paki mixed accent
>Northerners have lovely white Sean Bean Northern accents
Wonder which Yanks would prefer hmmmm ;)
>>60317748
Yeah we should be stringing them up instead.
>>60317748
Not really
That's like calling someone beta because they don't want human shit all over their kitchen
>>60317773
fuck off back to croatia flaggo
anyone tested out the new 4chan update?
anything confidential about you that you post is automatically censored
heres my bank account number and sort code haha lets see if it works
*********
**-**-**
>>60317617
>>60317689
>>60317723
liquify tool on photoshop/some snapchat lens
if she works for a modelling agency then she's probably doing some sort of social experiment
Racist as fuck
>>60317749
incredibly improbable
if the UK leaves the EU, nige has achieved his goal
>>60317748
>nowadays
Whites have always been betas, it's just in the past they had laws and empires and muskets to give them the upper hand against the naturally alpha black man
Now the playing field is level, we're witnessing Darwinian theory in action
face down
arse up
>>60317779
>Caring about what yanks think
>>60317503
meet you in the wirral in 5 mins with some rope x
doing a
have had a little of apple skin stuck in my teeth all fucking day
niggers
'kip
>>60317825
THATS THE WE LIKE TO
>>60317825
makes a man go 'woo woo'
>>60317526
the English accent. Hell, I fancy that porn slag, Sophie Dee, only because of her accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYjGFuvmsc
Remember who the real knights is
das rite
This post is a desperate cry for attention
>>60317857
Sophie Dee is Welsh
>>60317857
but sophie dee is welsh and speaks with a fake american accent...
>>60317846
shag, baby
>>60317879
Just kill yourself and get it over with
>>60317875
The word knight, from Old English cniht ("boy" or "servant"),[4] is a cognate of the German word Knecht ("servant, bondsman").[5] This meaning, of unknown origin, is common among West Germanic languages (cf Old Frisian kniucht, Dutch knecht, Danish knægt, Swedish knekt, Norwegian knekt, Middle High German kneht, all meaning "boy, youth, lad", as well as German Knecht "servant, bondsman, vassal").[4]
The Anglo-Saxon cniht had no particular connection to horsemanship: the word referred to any servant. A rādcniht (meaning "riding-servant") was a servant delivering messages or patrolling coastlines on horseback.
Old English cnihthād ("knighthood") had the meaning of adolescence (the period between childhood and manhood) by 1300.[4]
Putin has done nothing wrong
I THINK YOU ARE REALLY FIT
>>60317902
New series is shit
>>60317929
thanks, but I'm not interested
>>60317728
I know plenty of american women (not just white) that have never dated darky. Never met a brit who hadn't either shagged a wog or some sort of muzzie. Not saying that americans don't, but the english, especially the london women, sure love the soul pole.
Average English family
>>60317857
she speaks with a ridiculous yank accent
>>60317807
don't encourage him with a reply ulster, the man's an arse
gf just folded this into a paper aeroplane and skillfully delivered it through my open window
>>60317957
please, i want to drown in your spunk
Mum wants me to move out lol
>>60317748
we don't want to pay to go the way of the Abbo.
>white genocide is a crazy conspiracy theory!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N14U5ZE-N2w
>>60317694
you don't 'discover' 4chan, just like you don't discover youtube or facebook. its a massive aspect of the internet
had I not 'discovered' it when I did in 09, I would have a week or month later, with the same result
>>60317973
k you've persuaded me
just realised music is basically just noise
mental when you think about it
LIGHTWEIGHT PRICK
>>60317961
me on the right
>>60317959
That's weird because I know loads of american girls who only fuck wogs and blacks
I know of no British women who do.
hmmmmm
>>60317858
Zyklon Ben will fix this.
am I the only one who (mentally) reads JF posts in a retarded childs voice?
>>60317815
>Playing field is level
Nice meme Jamal
Got offered a job in America purely because of my posh accent
A Poortherner would literally NEVER have that happen
exceeded the amount of limey words I can use for the day
>>60318050
No you didn't
Why lie on the internet
Mummy got me 4 cans of punk ipa
>>60318059
whats kansas city like?
>>60317928
Putin is a capitalist Soviet who is favoured by a minority because he doesn't serve Jewish interests
>>60317885
>>60317890
>>60317962
she now speaks with a shit california accent. She used to sound great. Being married to the Candyman ruined her forever.
Failed my Kettle License exam
>I know of no British women who do.
My sister exclusively dates black men. She is now a single parent.
It's not even slightly a coincidence.
post UKIP
If America lends her help to England, it is with the secret thought of bringing the moment nearer when she will reap her inheritance. I shall no longer be there to see it, but I rejoice on behalf of the German people at the idea that one day we will see England and Germany marching together against America. Germany and England will know what each of them can expect of her partner, and then we shall have found the ally whom we need. They have an unexampled cheek, these English! It doesn't prevent me from admiring them. In this sphere, they still have a lot to teach us.
t. Adolf Hitler
>>60318059
everything you type in english is ours, maybe you should just stop posting
Had a job interview at the BBC today lads.
Go turned away because I'm not brown enough.
>>60318027
I know a Russian girl in London who does lmao. She has a child with some crack dealing Jamaican who nearly got her deported, who is back there now. Her parents were very impressed as you can imagine.
>>60317961
Me on the left.
>tfw we're going to end up voting remain thanks to women, pakis and students
>tfw we'll never have a chance to leave again because people will cite the referendum whenever anyone brings up the eu
>>60318012
Music is sound organized in time. Sound is vibrations interacting with the ear. All matter is energy vibrating at different frequencies. Time runs through all things. Everything is music.
artichokes
or fartichokes as i like to call them haha
>>60318027
amazing that
>>60318043
omg I just have to know why tatay gave Calvin Harris the boot
*rushes down to the shop to huy the sun*
>>60318125
woah......
>>60318089
Your family sounds like utter scum to be honest m8
>>60318086
could be worse. I got four points on mine the other day for filling it with hot water instead of cold by mistake. Cameron's Britain
>>60318118
>He didn't watch Gove absolutely BTFO Sky news
The tide is turning, brother
>>60318059
You exceeded it before you woke up this morning you stupid yank
might go to bed
thoughts?
>>60317996
There's a special place in hell for scum like him.
>>60318118
Regardless of the referendum we would leave if ukip got into power
Their manifesto isn't an eu referendum it's just taking us straight out the eu
In order to stop white genocide we must first removed the white liberals as they are the ones that allow it to happen
If the white man is to survive, Europe and the Anglosphere must purge all nonwhites
>English getting cucked again
>>60318125
literally sounds like some pompous reddit post
Alri lads
Just got laid off, last day is the 30th
Yay for the weekend....
Why are people flipping their shit over this BBC "no whites" policy like this is something new?
Public jobs have been discriminating against white applicants for fucking YEARS.
t. tried to join the police but was turned down for not being black, female, disabled or muslim enough.
>>60317815
>Whites have always been betas,
>they had empires
>>60318154
Me and my brother are doing alright. He's even got the full nuclear family thing going on.
>>60318169
>Their manifesto isn't an eu referendum it's just taking us straight out the eu
If they got enough votes to come into power in a GE, then there wouldn't be need for one if the majority of voters voted for a party purely to brexit
>>60318081
kansas city isn't even in kansas KEK they got cucked out of an entire state
>>60318172
stop dreaming lmao
>>60318209
yes, they were so physically inferior that they invented machines that could kill a real man from 100 yards away
if guns had never been invented it would've been africans colonising europe
>a yank just ultrasonically said 'alri lads'
>>60318089
I cut off 2 cousins that took up with blacks (one from Barbados, the other from Antigua). Most of my family did. Love my Japanese sister in law and my cousin's Mexican wife, especially her food.
>>60318253
low effort b8 2bh
>>60318225
CHORLTON
H
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>>60318082
>>60318082
>he doesn't serve Jewish interests
he donated a month of his salary, for a construction of a big jewish museum in moscow
Want to visit all the Yank shitholes in the South, they look comfy.
>>60318277
>Mexican wife
You know she's gonna have to go back right?
>>60318230
there are 2 kansas cities. they both suck.
Do you think if we vote to Bremain there will be a mass vote for UKIP in the next GE like with Scotland and SNP?
>>60318208
Why didn't you sue them?
>>60318177
really makes you think...
Brexit now and Scots out.
Or English independence.
How do you lads deal with depression
>>60318178
As someone who has literally never used Reddit, when I see people tell somebody that there post was 'Reddit', it always makes me think that person must use Reddit to know which posts are 'Reddit' and which aren't. I also think it's kind of pointless and a bit gay.
Just FYI
>>60318341
I don't hahaha it's completely ruined my life
>>60318277
Nah, I'd never do that. Her kid needs all the help he can get. Born black, to a single parent on benefits, in fucking London. It's going to be an uphill battle for him not to be a fuckup.
>>60318321
It's hot here
Outsiders usually can't take it
>>60318109
don't worry mate, whites still have plenty of chances at the beeb
>be me, white man
>oxbridge graduate
>apply for internship at bbc
>get it
>meet the (white) slag who gave me the position
>tells me that the main reason she did is cos we went to the same oxbridge college
>only 3% of applicants get the internship
8^)
>>60318293
Cum Hardy.
>>60318322
she's U.S. born. not going back to Mexico.
wife is planning to move to the uk along with her son and his father, and she asked me for advice since i spend so much time here (while i'm in the shed, lol)
so far i've figured out these places as potential destinations, what do you think?
>grimsby arcade
>byrants bottom
>bantchester
>truro
>rotherham
>london borough of tower hamlets
Do you lads remember that shitty comedienne that was on the BBC that used to be posted here? Nadia something or other. I just met her today, she's lives in fucking Swansea hahahaha. Dying atm, she was as cringy in real life.
>>60318253
t. Jared diamond
>>60318335
Because they're allowed to. There's a whole page on the application form about how "positive discrimination" as they call it, isn't racist or against the law.
>>60318366
ditch her
thought-provoking
GOODBYE
>>60318388
very good choices there lad
>>60318388
Shitterton is nicer and has a really good school
>>60318386
She still has to go back
>>60318370
>It's hot
Stopped reading there.
>>60318388
shankhill is also a fantastic area, if they like the irish
@60318331
delet
>>60318378
>Find out these "diverse" candidates are just privately educated Oxbridge black lads
>Le laughing rich man face
>>60318370
But you all just sit in your big air conditioned houses all day, occasionally hopping into your air conditioned pickup trucks to pick up a burger from the drive-through. What's there to handle?
girl who likes me was wearing open toed shoes today and has very beautiful feet
>>60318390
I forgot to mention she is fucking loaded tho, which is surprising because she's a literal who.
>Face only pics on Tinder
Means fat, right?
>>60318440
air-conditioned burger*
>>60317961
>Targets the English specifically.
Obsessed.
>>60318366
I've been fighting blacks for as long as I can remember. I've never started trouble, but I am always messed with. Too much hate to and from me. They and their families are dead to me.
Can you all please stop doing @ instead of actually replying to the person?
It's really annoying having to scroll up to see who you're referring to
>>60318390
A reminder that if you don't like her video then you are a troll.
>>60318388
Heard essex Is a nice place, it's somewhere in Nottingham
Also the London borough of reading
>>60318440
sound like my experience in yankland
couldn't get over the lack of pedestrians
Fall in love with any woman who smiles at me
>>60318440
I like to play golf and fish
>>60318158
gove did good but doesnt mean shit in the wider scheme of things its not like the entire nation was watching sky news mate
>>60318436
>That got into Oxbridge because of racial quotas
>>60318477
Hahaha yeah that's her.
>>60318378
ah yes, very fair
@60318475
double click ctrl-c ctrl-f ctrl-v enter
>>60318393
Except you can't shoot someone and say it was "positive spirituality" and therefore not murder.
What they did was illegal and that is all there is to it.
>>60318477
she is surprisingly white for a half iraqi or whatever
>>60318462
Superficial sickbag
Solid proxies coming out of Korea these days
>>60318390
Post vids
>>60318489
Same t b h
Then imagine a lifetime together with her
I concoct fantasies as a coping mechanism to deal with my shitty life
>>60318540
Iraqis are pretty white
>>60318471
I barely come into contact with black people, and when I do they're generally chill.
The problem with my sister is she almost exclusively dates black DJ's and MC's..
>'Why can't I find a good man?'
BECAUSE YOU ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY DATE BLACK DJ'S AND MC'S, WTF. HOW IS IT NOT OBVIOUS WHERE YOU'RE GOING WRONG.
Does my nut sometimes. I've straight up asked her to date a white guy a few times, lmao.
>>60318526
They are the police, they decide what is and isn't illegal.
>>60318540
forgot image
>>60318572
t. iraqi
>>60318440
I envy anyone outside of the U.S. You get real beef for your burgers. We have to settle for corn fed shit beef.
what's that websites where american birds can pick up white british losers again?
>>60318572
Rasheed
>>60318552
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
I recommend not watching.
>>60318604
miniclip
>>60318604
justgotoamericainreallifeandthatwillliterallyhappen.com
>being a food hipster
These people will get the gas
>>60318583
you are a good brother. I used to like my cousins. They turned odd after college.
>>60318591
She looks almost human here.
>mfw steve jobs is half syrian
really makes you think...
>>60318591
qtest part-iraqi
>install linux
>no sound coming out of right headphone
>struggle for hours to figure it out
>finally realize i should check alsamixer
>right channels all muted
WHY
>>60318639
Holy fucking shit. That is so painful.I could write better than that in under a day. How did she get on the BBC?? How can I get on the BBC?
>>60318696
megahat
>>60318639
that was awful
>>60318604
datebritishguys.com
>>60318639
her cv:
>english and drama at cambridge
could tell within 4 seconds of the clip. could not come across as any more footlights if she tried
>>60317569
Are Southern Accents objectively better everywhere, or is it just England, America, Germany, and Brazil?
FUNKY FUTURISTA
FUNKY FUTURISTA
FUNKY FUTURISTA
FUNKY FUTURISTA
