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Classic childhood toy edition
cara
janny's not gonna like this
not one bit
First for Sae
>tfw our school banned them
fuck sake
crayon pop
are dave
>>60314497
Nah nigga
>>60314497
Used to throw those at my cat 2bh
Don't like cats much
>>60314497
Love these things
>>60314554
Go fuck yourself
>>60314554
telling mumsnet about this
>>60314472
we both know who's the mastermind behind said operation, nice try though.
I feel fat lads
janny whats the best brand of nappy (diaper)?
>"British values like tolerance and multiculturalism".
>>60314524
VERPISS DICH SAEANON,
Außerdem: Sae ist eine dreckige Hure, ganz im Gegensatz zu Choa, der Göttin alles Femininen.
>>60314497
I used to carefully unwrap them and make a fuckhuge fun snap which went off like a bomb
Lads what the fuck determines at what point a new thread is made? It must be some serious fucking metaphysics and shit, sometimes new threads are made at 300 and sometimes go past 400.
>>60314532
That's it! That's the stance!
>>60314602
we all abide by the janny
janny and his sick, twisted mind
the rules he creates bare no consistency
>>60314602
310 if old janny isnt looking page 7 if he is
>>60314578
*throws handful of poppers at you*
>>60314532
*Hans Zimmer music starts playing*
YOU constantly think about Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think about Britain and British men.
>>60314602
~310
everything else is literally hitler
>>60314602
if anyone has the balls to stand up to the tyrant that is known as janny
>>60314554
I'll run your fucking face over a cheese grater you cunt
Very good thread, OP. Going to dump some of my favourite childhood toys now.
Anyone have one of these bad boys?
Some of the people in this sky audience are thick as fucking pig shit honestly can't believe their vote counts the same as mine
We should have a test to be able to vote 2bh
>>60314518
A lot of people here seem to justify themselves through diseases, "autism"...but you have to wonder whether we're the most mentally "fortified" people in our surroundings. Take this fucking Dutch eucalyptus for example. How did he not get mad from shitposting with Cara images, for ages now?
>>60314602
Depends if any mongs are around making early threads
Can someone tell me why Europeans feel the need to import 100,000,000 third worlders to their country?
What's the end game? What do you gain in the long run?
me in the bottom left
>>60314602
310, it's the attention seeking rats that keep posting early threads
Had this mighty max castle. Remember lording it over my mates.
>>60314712
because karma :0)
>>60314712
they were supposed to fuck off like the other europeans reeeeee
>>60314678
You don't even know for a fact that I have a face.
Reposting here:
I would love to do this
>get a load of really worthless pointless shit (20p machine rings, laminated pictures of pepes, empty mini tube of pringles, a single playing card etc)
>put it in an air and water tight box
>bury it deep in the ground in a field
>repeat 100 times around maybe 5 adjoining fields
Just to confuse the fuck out of some archaeologists in 300 years
>>60314739
punky the penguin mentioned
*walks in on a zimmerframe*
alright lads?
>>60314739
me on the the mantelpiece on the right
>the so-called "conservative" party
Literally what is the origins of /lat/'s Simpsons memes? Feels very interesting delving into that shithole, like an adventurer discovering a whole new culture.
Is it the same for those twats when we post Kev?
>>60314712
Population that feels no allegiance to it's host country and will vote for their new world order overlords
Lads I am working as a secretary to a female boss, I want to shag her senseless the fucking milf slag.
kpop
>>60314602
Look at the bottom of the page. See those numbers in the right corner? That's the post number. When those become italicized, it means the bump limit has been reached. Everytime someone post in any thread, it gets bumped to the first spot on page 1. Once the bump limit has been reached, it no longer gets bumped. That's when you make a new thread
>>60314679
Yes mate, loved that
Had it set up next to this of course, mine was laminate though
>>60314782
*feints to kick your zimmerframe away but pulls back at the last second*
haha come in mate have a seat, do you want a lager or a cuppa or something
>>60314795
Conservative in this sense means conserving the values of the glorious revolution
If you didn't have one of these, your parents hated you.
Rate my fit
>>60314712
>be Merkel
>planning to take control over Europe through the EU
>import thousands of low skilled/poor shitfags
>of course they will vote for you, cuz "mutti merkel invited me"
>[...] jews [...]
>success
>>60314826
>>60314854
all i remember is how terrible mine smelt
>>60314863
shut it down
Why does /r9k/s Brit thread have more culture and memes than us?
>>60314862
you look like a bellend
>>60314815
>Making a new thread at the bump limit
JANNY
>>60314862
ivan/10
>>60314901
nu-janny doesnt seem to care at all tbf
This motherfucker could jump up curbs.
JUMP UP CURBS. No stopping me.
>>60314863
>Hitler. 1936: Guys, ever notice how Germans are declining?
>Germans, 2016: Hitler was wrong....but let's prove him right by importing tons of immigrants
I don't understand how you can make that mistake
>>60314896
Thread personalities aren't culture they're cancer
>implying you could ever win at this
>>60314712
- Replenishing the population through cheap methods
- Gaining cheaper workforce
- Feel good in higher politics and on Twitter/Facebook
the wife
Who here was a strange child?
I hated almost everything that was aimed at me when I was young. Toys, games, movies etc, hated them all. I suppose I was quite mature from a young age, but that's ironic now because I'm a man child.
>>60314939
hitler loved muslims though
>>60314949
Instruction on how to play mouse trap as a kid:
>Set it up
>Trigger it
>>60314900
Lmao
>>60314934
>my parents get me one of those big jeep things
>drive trough a little sand
>it breaks
cried for days 2bh
>>60314949
this fucking thing also broke within 3 times playing this game
>>60314963
I was a fairly typical child, fairly bright, very popular, but my life was changed when I was about 10 by a horrific and seismic event and I've never been right since haha
>>60314973
I see this meme a lot, but no, he didn't. He didn't like anyone but Germanics
>>60314963
Not me lol you weird cunt lol everyone laugh at this mug he's mugged himself right off haha muggy mcmugface
>>60314900
Post fit
>>60314980
Ah yes, the original fleshlight
>>60314980
I tried to fuck these so many times. Not really possible.
>>60315006
muslims were good allies of germans, because they were killing both slavs and jews
>>60314954
why do you /pol/ people pine after these tory media slags they're fucking vile
>>60314520
I understand them. I was in a /deutsch/ thread 10 minutes or so ago and wondered why there were only little posts per minute. When 310 was reached I made a new thread and posted the link in the old thread. Nobody appeared in my thread. Then, in the old thread, someone told me I was 20 minutes too late plus that I had limited intelligence.
>>60315017
Nevers used one like that but would definitely if I had one now
>>60315042
As brown skinned Arabians, I can safely assure you that Hitler did not like Muslims
Want a colostomy bag for an uninterrupted nights sleep
doing a sad
>>60315077
Hitler liked islam the ideology
>>60315042
Ah yes the 'muslims are one united entirely connected people' meme
Love it
You cretinous melt
Miss having a gf and touching girls lads.
Need to lose some weight and get a gf not had one in years.
Poleaboo is going to have to stop posting on /brit/ for a month, he keeps getting banned for ban evasion
Watching $5 wrestling now
going to burger king, what shall I get?
love how pakis bang on about multiculturalism being a good thing because it benefits them
>>60314850
haha thanks mate I'll have a pint of fursty ferret
*slowly waddles to chair*
>>60315015
you are a bellend
>>60315140
caramac and a lilt and a gf
TWIST IT
PULL IT
BOP IT
>>60315123
sheep fucker trying to be like australians at shitposting
>>60315111
Hitler despised all religion and often lied
>>60315157
Heard the sound effects in my head 2bh
>tfw we used to text each other so often
>tfw she didn't even respond to my last text or wish me a happy birthday
>tfw will probably never hear from her again
>>60315131
Brother Nero?
>>60315157
There was always that one kid who was absurdly good at it.
<=== Also, similar.
>>60315140
99p cheese burger
Not a fan of this BrittyMcBritFace character desu
*spends an hour creating a structure almost reaching the ceiling*
*places a marble at the top*
*watch as it falls out of the first gap*
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>60315241
this desu
>>60315148
Not a fit
fucking hell, I swear teenagers these days are fitter than they used to be
muh dick cant take this shit
Terrifying, desu.
the pope is literally a communistic
>>60315272
someone post the webm where they replaced the teeth with razor blades or whatever
>>60315273
hes a paki lover too
>>60315260
what are you even talking about you fucking mongoloid
>post fit
>r8 fit
you sound like, look like and are a bellend
>>60315265
nonce
>BrittyMcBritFace
Filtered.
>>60315291
YES THIS
>>60315299
he is based
>starting to have good relations with russia....while he support the refugees in yurop
>>60315316
Assumed these were a Yank thing desu.
>>60315302
You're autistic if you think I'm being serious
the gf
>>60315350
>lol i trol u
fuck off bellend
This thing was complete wank and impossible to actually use as a kid.
Swedish femanon here. So excuse my bad English
>Boris Fuckson
>Nigel Thornberry-barrage (whatever the fuck his name is)
>this Gove person
>some other fuck with harry Potter glasses and a double barreled name
>some skinny bald guy
These are embers of the patriarchy. Why aren't you stopping them?
I dint like David Cameron but here's we we need to stay
>EU is proving that social democracy works
>EU is bringing European countries closer together, more than eve lr
>EU offers a living and even a loving to third worlders
>EU us finally censoring online harasment
>EU is offering gender equality
Seeeing these anti EU and nationalism growimg in this country makes be feel uncomfortable, and it scares me.
There are other great parties you can follow. Ever heard of the green party? Ba party who wants peace.
>>60315337
>he is based
'no'
Fun fact: flushing a toilet with the lid up with cover everything in your bathroom with poo particles, including your toothbrush.
>>60315304
literal homosexual
Im sorry, I am fighting every twitch, but in my heart of hearts I can deny, little sluts wearing little clothes gets my tail bone wagging
>>60315148
chat shit post fit
>>60315374
>swedish femanon
PICS. NOW.
>>60315376
Stupid sexy asian robots.
quiet for a friday night
Really makes you think
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464897944886.webm
>>60315443
we're all on our way to your house lad haha
>>60315374
>Swedish femanon
hey bby you tall, blonde and blue eyed?
>>60315381
yes, he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcz4QlCbg4I
>>60315374
>Nigel Thornberry-barrage
A barrage of Nigel Thornberrys would be quite deadly
>tfw no kpop gf
>>60315374
talks sense this one
>>60315446
really makes me wank, turn it off, and forget it happened
Off to my date
>>60315443
/brit/ is a normie general
;_;
fuck everyone in this thread
>>60315446
>webms with sound
absolute haram to 4chan
friendly reminder this is an "image"board
>>60315464
>tfw no nana gf
>>60315374
This is really bad bait
>>60315451
as friends? :]
>>60315370
Why would I go out with my shirt tucked into my tracksuit bottoms and my tracksuit bottoms tucked into my socks whilst wearing slippers you mong
>>60315374
>we
>>60315374
Old fag here
tits or gtfo
I am the only one in my house
my brother has vacated the building
at 8 (eight) flakemeal dips
>>60314596
>IRA apprenticeship
>>60315504
no we're all coming to take turns bumming you lmao
xx
Fucking hell, lads
I think Poleaboo is gonna break and get that takeaway
>>60315550
hugely underrated post
>>60315536
ate*
my apologies lads
>>60315495
it's usually more active than this
what should I do with my time?
>>60315374
>EU is proving that social democracy works
By causing racial tension and controversy?
>EU is bringing European countries closer together, more than eve lr
By making them dislike each other?
>EU offers a living and even a loving to third worlders
At the cost of the safety of the host citizens
>EU us finally censoring online harasment
That's terrible, fuck off
>EU is offering gender equality
If by "equality" you really mean "benefits specific to a previously 'underprivileged' group" fuck off about that too
>>60315589
sniff my kebab farts
>>60315589
its been dead for the last few days 2bh
>>60315518
because you're a bellend
>>60315558
*starts preparing refreshments for everybody*
got called a racist in tolerance camp lads
Why is /brit/ so dead?
>>60315620
>>lol i trol u
>fuck off bellend
>because you're a bellend
neck yourself
![tumblr_o4c8k6iG9y1v5fr7qo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gn3msV8.jpg "tumblr o4c8k6iG9y1v5fr7qo1 1280[1]")
Random Thought
I keep having day dreams of my boyfriend kissing my feet and rubbing them. It makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up when I feel his hot breath against the pads of my feet while he gently slides his teeth against my soles. I love the way he looks when I tease him, it drives me wild how crazy he is about my feet. I get chills when he rubs and massages them. A heel to toe lick sends me through the roof…
I never thought I’d come around to actually enjoying him worship my feet. I thought I’d just tolerate it, and it be something I did to make him happy, but it genuinely turns me on, and I look forward to the play time.
>>60315638
*teleports behind you with a dildo*
Heh, nothin' personnel kid
>>60315679
bellend
>>60315589
Up your posting rate to make /brit/ seem hip and happening, thereby enticing other lads in
>United States of Budweiser
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
theory on kpop posters.
Clearly the kpop posters post asians who dress in a westernised slutty fashion. Clearly these posters like every other man want a girl who dresses like that. However these kpop posters don't think they'd be able to get a slutty white girl so they post what they think is the next best thing, of which is kpop. Reasons? They don't find them intimidating because they're asian. They also believe in this HURR ASIAN WOMYN BANG WHITE MAN ALL DE TIME IN ASIA. So due to various 4chan memes they're conditioned into liking kpop females and also due to a lack of self-confidence/looks.
*starts clapping rhythmically*
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!
I SAID PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!
All Brits r WANKERS
you can't beat me. I am 5 steps ahead of you
>>60315705
like this?
fwb just told me she's one quarter black
I told her I'm black from the waist down haha she laughed but in reality I'm only 6 inches
if your post is over 50 words I'm just not going to read it
What's the best news channel, lads?
>>60315716
I've always assumed it was some sort of mental illness; good explanation for it
>>60315752
what does wanker means?
>>60315679
look at this bellend
>Vote Leave have been campaigning hard on immigration in recent days, and Mr Gove said that by leaving, the UK could have an "inclusive, non-racist immigration policy that works in the interest of everyone in this country".
A vote for leaving is a vote for increased diversity and inclusiveness in our society.
>>60315638
can we have pringles and dips?
Lads, not at all sure what to do about this girl I went on a date with last week. Was going to try to set up a second date, but then she had to bail back to Manchester for her brothers birthday. Two weeks between first and second date seems long, no?
And how does texting work. Only been one date, don't want to seem too clingy, also don't want to seem too blase.
Was texting most days for the week and a bit leading up to first date.
SHIT IS HARD, YO.
Also, ideas for second dates?
>>60315770
perfect post 4 u here >>60315752
What's wrong with German women?
>>60314497
looks like a bomb of MD as well
fun for all your life
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463792452164.webm
me on right
really glad the 'thick/thicc' meme has been and gone, really didn't feel comfortable pretending I was attracted to overweight 30 year old women
this place seems pretty hip
*posts here*
>>60315814
just b urslef
>>60315811
RT is love, RT is live
>>60315832
haha konnychewa lad
>>60315813
I have the Tesco value equivalent
>>60315859
cute!
>>60315784
>an anon compliments my post
want a gf but cant really get over the thought of a girl being with other people before me
>>60315017
>>60315027
>tried to stick my dick in one of these when i was 9
>feels like it got bit off
>>60315879
Not going round to bum this lad any more
>>60315879
being thrifty is an admirable quality
>>60315757
>three minutes between posts
Fucking forget it.
>No mention of those allegations on Bryan Singers Wikipedia page anymore.
Hmmm....
love it when yanks come in and break about a dozen unwritten rules
>Time is running out to have a cute teenage gf you can do childish things with
After 30 dating a teenager makes you a nonce.
>Vardy to Leicester
T H I C C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9tQO2lCksA
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER
Me on the left.
>>60315829
>Last time I was someones type I was donating blood
There's that famous German sense of humour..
>>60315972
bit 2015 that meme
>>60315974
>a hundred people pinning a woman against a wall
Is this Germany?
Damn...this shit hits deep senpai. Makes you really think
>>60315993
it's no laughing matter
>>60315859
Overtly cute.
>>60315943
Explain half a dozen such rules.
>>60315974
ah yes the tolerant left
>>60315829
They're brainwashed into thinking that dating a non-black or non-muslim is racist
>>60315989
which bourne is that from
love those films, make me feel
going to retire to my quarters
toodle pip
>>60316049
why are british sluts so beautiful
>>60315974
fucking hell
>Leave my phone at my house while I go out because don't want to be bothered.
>Come back to 4 texts and 2 voice mails from a job recruiter asking if I'm ready to start my new job on Monday
Jesus christ fuck off I accepted the job didn't I? Ofc I'm fucking ready now leave me the fuck alone.
>>60316049
hnng
got to drive my sister and 3 of her mates over 150 miles tomorrow, they're all 19 and i'm 25
what do i do? do i talk to them? do i just play music?
scared it's going to be awkward as fuck
tights
>>60316126
whats the job
>>60316143
just drive
>>60316143
maaaaate
unless you're a a subhuman they're gonna be all over you
>>60316143
take pics x
>>60316119
Slag pride
World wide
>>60316143
do a toothpick
>>60316166
Call centre manager
alri lads
Posted from Fedora 23 (Twenty Three)
>>60315974
Carry a gun.
>>60315923
this sort of negativity is very corrosive
>>60316074
Supremacy. Yeah, they're pretty comfy
>>60316189
>>60316222
*plays kavinsky*
>>60316192
no they won't i'm pretty uggo, might have to drive quickly to impress them
>>60316212
never seen them before hope they aren't fit
>>60315974
>Trump rally
>In San Jose
What else did they expect?
might get some houseplants
heard they improve the air
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8D8AoC-5i8&t=31m47s
Can anyone justify gove's answer to this question? Sounds a bit worrying to me.
Start it at 31 minutes 47 seconds if this link doesn't work in sending you there
>>60316315
i'm gonna plant my seed in your arse mate
>>60315974
Haha, as much as I think politics in our country is shitty.. America dials it up to fucking 11.
Ridiculous and primitive.
4 day weekend for me
>>60316349
>31m 47s
DATS DAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
>>60316349
SO
CALLED
swear to fuck im going to kill every last fucker that has ever typed this phrase
>>60316272
why the long drive?
hi /brit/ i like this image do you like this image?
>>60316382
fuck off Jammer
Thinking about Britain's future
>>60314497
>That time my brother threw one at a car and the driver got out and started throwing rocks at us
One of the best moments of my childhood
>>60316384
hmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TDFPKkVCCw
selling gfs again
>>60316349
You keep posting this in every thread. People refute it, but you keep posting it. Fuck off, David
>>60316414
they're moving to london in a house share
>>60315974
haha how do these cunts justify this
group mentality is a fucking terrifying thing
>>60316349
Hahahaha
In the event of a Brexit Cameron will step down and it will be Tories like Gove who are running the country, not Nige.
Enjoy your influx of wogs, I'll be emigrating if we leave.
keep hearing stuff move in the attic above me
never been in there and its sealed shut
>>60316349
The guy from the question before is so fucking stupid he can't understand 10 billion a year and 350 million a week minus rebate is the same thing
>>60316429
>implying Britian has any so-called problems
>>60316246
>Designated
>Shooting
>School
>>60316441
Oh my goodness. They're adorable.
where's the chicANO fag?
>>60315974
I love my waifu :)
Might learn to drive so I can go shag some dirty Essex slags 2bh
>>60316480
Nige has said the same thing
>>60315006
Yes he did
>>60316433
was it this geezer?
>>60316447
Quite literally not an argument
Why are you so in favour of pakis that you'll get visibly angry about anyone who doesn't want to let more in?
>>60316542
Looks like the bloke.
>>60315974
why do yanks go this fucking mental about politics i don't get it
>>60316561
>browsing /soc/
FONT
>>60316469
you welsh?
>"so called" problems with immigration
>>60316597
The left is programmed to behave as such
>>60316609
what goes on in that board is none of your business
Had a dream last night that my teenage crush was wanking me off and sucking my cock, but it was limp and I couldn't get it up and she just kept trying and trying.
Was pretty awful, really.
I've never had a successful sex dream in my 27 years alive. Either I don't have a condom (srs..), can't get it up, or there's something else that stops it happening.
Fucking fuck. Literally can't even get laid in my dreams.
>>60316578
Because no matter where in the world we allow immigrants from, they want to reduce the number of them
Ah yes I'm going to take social and political advice from fat, neet virgins in their early 20s. Very impressive.
>>60316620
no but i live in wales
so called problems with immigration, or "problesh"
England has several cities and many regions that are more populous than Wales, Scotland and Northen Ireland.
>>60316699
thought so, also fuck them and tell them you get the train
>>60316706
*murders you*
fuck everyone in this thread
>>60316706
this is one of my more enduring gimmicks
in fact I don't even post it myself anymore, it's evolved naturally, that's how you know it's a good gimmick
>>60316724
Go fuck yourself so
>>60316659
>About to shag the qt receptionist in my office
>suddenly feel like I'm falling
>shoot up really fast
Are you going to let Nigel buy you a drink, lads?
>My mate unironically thinks Trump wants to ban the internet
>>60316486
nice blog
>>60316718
to get the train*
saw my younger brother out with a girl
wish i had his confidence, fuck me.
>>60316689
I'd rather have 300,000 europeans than 150,000 Muslims
What happened to so-called Desklad?
>>60316790
*murders you*
>Michael Gove has described himself as "a proud Zionist",[126] and supports the United Jewish Israel Appeal's fundraising activities.[127]
so-called irish weather
>>60316804
>>60316804
>>60316804
VOTE LEAVE
>>60316820
*murders you also*
I'd rather have 65 million Eastern Europoors than 1 Muslim.
lads, if you voted in the general election last year, do you need to register again for the EU vote?
going to vote out lads
>>60316718
>>60316771
they have too much stuff and felt a bid bad for them 2bh, wanted to make sure they got there safe
>>60316843
Shouldn't need to, no. Assuming you didn't move or anything.
>Our friends group chat on whatsapp
>About 12 or so people in there
>'How you voting lads?' someone says
>I was the only out voter in a sea of remains.
Was quite fun, desu.
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