funny image edition
cara
crayon pop
JANITO
bremain
maisie
keep your head up, the janny is about
Asuka.
DOORKEEP!
our nige
>>60199686
Think she has smelly armpits?
>>60199730
doubt it, bet she smells super lovely
>>60199707
>EU
>european values
pick 1
delete janny thread is too early again
ABSENT
FINANCIAL
REIMBURSEMENT
PROTECTOR
I think OP is the janny and just wanted to make a thread.
GATEKEEPER
>>60199764
after 310 isn't early
couldn't finish my smoothie. added too many ice cubes so that the water separated at the bottom.
CUSTODIAN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>60199764
Other one was before bump limit
Don't think they care about page 8 rule anymore
>>60199810
hello newfag
SENTINEL
>>60199757
Shame we'll never know... haha..ha
>>60199810
You can easily go over 400 you complete melt. JANNY! DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD!
just ordered the novel lolita with my mother's credit card
Just did a postal vote for brexit.
>>60199810
>he doesn't know
>be one of a few in the entire company that can make a graph in excel
>now involved in monthly meetings where the MD and head of sales decide the budget
Hahaha I have no idea what I'm doing
OVERSEER
>>60199891
don't forget to tell /lit/ what you thought of it after you've finished reading it
I call on all radical centrists to spoil their ballot paper.
CARETAKER
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
whats the best video editing software to make video shitposts?
CLEANSMAN HELP US
>>60199474
I think he wants to come as soon as possible but is waiting til after the referendum to not look like obama trying to influence the vote
>>60199857
>>60199878
>>60199898
They haven't enforced the page rule for ages retards, get over it
>In this year 1284 it became known in Baghdad that the Jew Ibn Kammuna had written a volume in which he displayed impudence in the discussion of the prophecies. God keep us from repeating what he said. The infuriated mob rioted, and massed to attack his house and to kill him. The amir...and a group of high officials rode forth to the Mustansiriya madrassa, and summoned the supreme judge and the law teachers to hold a hearing on the affair. They sought Ibn Kammuna but he was in hiding. That day happened to be a Friday. The supreme judge set out for the prayer service but as the mob blocked him, he returned to the Mustansirya. The amir stepped out to calm the crowds but these showered abuse upon him and accused him of being on the side of Ibn Kammuna, and of defending him. Then, upon the amir’s order, ii was heralded in Baghdad that, early the following morning outside the city wall, lbn Kammuna would be burned. The mob subsided, and no further reference to Ibn Kammuna was made. As for lbn Kammuna, he was put into a leather-covered box and carried to Hilla where his son was then serving as official. There he stayed for a time until he died
>islam has always been a religion of peace
YOU constantly obsess over Janitors.
Janitors NEVER think of /brit/ or /brit/ posters
*tolls the "Assistance needed bell*
ATTENTION ATTENTION
ASSISTANT NEEDED
>>60199995
who could be behind this post?
Absolutely moronic argument. Do you even know what Islam is? You didn't reply to my point or substantiate the initial claim at all
going to get my willy hard over japanese porn comics
there are no recorded instances of a captive gorilla killing a human
What part of Britain has the most attractive girls on average?
>>60199924
i'll be sure to make a thread comparing it with the stranger when i'm done
>>60199904
but.. that's basics.
What kind of retards are you working with?
>>60200022
Only just got here what are you all sperging out over this time
WARDEN
>>60200055
London
>>60199876
>>60199947
MM tbqh.
>>60199995
keep having dreams about a female friend haha
>>60199857
>>60199878
>>60199898
you're the newcunts if you think 310 is early
>>60200075
just another mudslime emphasiser
>>>60199947
RARE
>>60200112
Yeah, right? I'm normally up by 8am
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/london-jihadi-i-miss-greggs-bakery-after-fleeing-uk-to-join-islamic-state-in-syria-a3250996.html
>>60200055
Birmingham, Luton, or Bradford. You pick they're all great
>>60200112
Hello new friend
>>60200137
#bringhimback
>>60199730
she smells normal tbqh
t. met her in a club for 5 minutes a year ago
>>60200123
N E W
E
W
>>60200150
FOB
>>60199995
>my gimmick might actually catch on
THANKS LAD! ;)
>>60200137
I wonder if he would get called racist in Greggs.
So yung lean is satire right?
Nobody can unironically listen to this shit can they?
>>60200148
You can keep posting it, but unless it's on the rule page, it isn't a rule.
>>60199718
YOU constantly obsess over Anime girls.
Anime girls NEVER think of YOU or YOUR posts.
>>60200148
>1 year ago
Hello welcome to /brit/, how are you enjoying your stay
>>60200242
fuccboi detected
he's dope
>>60200198
it wasn't your gimmick
you stole it from a jap in another thread
>>60200205
my thoughts precisely
only good thing to come out of gerMANY since the fucking country began:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ
>>60199695
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
>>60200259
Ahh yes this post makes lots of sense hmm very good ahh yes and by ahh yes this post makes lots of sense hmm very good ahh yes I actually mean shit post fuck off cunt
have an appointment with the pediatrist at 5
hope he doesn't inject my toe again. shit stings like hell.
>>60200273
What? No I didn't. Did I? I've been shitposting it for like three days now lad.
>>60200242
>yung lean
Will you lot fuck off with your shitty korean pop music already?
>>60200123
welcome
speaking of gimmicks that need to catch on, here's my one:
>>60200333
Mong
>>60200363
rainy gimmick
>>60200296
Yeah it does seeing the page 8 """rule""" is a quite a new rule, the original tying was 300, or 310 as they increased the bump limit now
just found out crayon pop isn't a genre
turns out it's some god awful band aimed at children and autistic manchildren who weren't raised properly.
smdh
>>60200148
thanks for proving how new you are
>>60200363
YOU constantly obsess over Karen.
Karen NEVER thinks of YOU.
>>60200374
rainy post, this.
>>60200250
rood.
>>60200333
quality post
Guess who lads
>>60200377
grim
is there something up with this gibraltar poster? seems like he's got a few screws loose. guessing his IQ is no more than 90
>>60200375
>>60200391
Been here longer than both of you which isn't hard as you didn't know about something that happened a year ago lmfao
>>60200377
>>60200432
Can guarantee I've been here longer than you you mong
You're the one pushing a year old """"rule""""
very hung...ry! haha gotcha
ah yes, another argument about who's the bigger oldfag. very impressive.
>>60200432
>you're being serious
>>60200482
although i'm not part of that argument, i can confirm that it is me
>>60200453
>Just repeating what I said in different words
It's ok that you're a new cunt who migrated from Reddit 3 weeks ago, just don't pretend you aren't
listening to some grime
>>60200519
link it
>>60200501
YOU constantly obsess over Reddit and Redditors.
Reddit and Redditors NEVER think of 4chan or /brit/.
i started posting at the absolute earliest 2011
Doing a pee.
>been posting on /brit/ for over 6 years now
AMA
>>60200529
No he's just rubbing the side of his head on an open pipe.
>>60200495
>Ermm I as only pretending to be retarded lmao?!
Pathetic
>>60200538
I know redditors think about me because you just gave me a (You)
hello where is the high quality discussion of international culture
>>60200541
Literally same
watching spongebob lads
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH
>>60200556
>/brit/
>6 years
wat?
>>60200500
not an argument
>>60200529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7xA8Hzuyac
>>60200615
New Spongebob is absolute WANK
REMINDER that i, Brum, started /brit/ and that you are indebted to me forever for founding this general and some of the most famous gimmicks/memes in the world such as tbhposting, smhposting, ladposting and fedoraposting.
Your own fucking general founded by a non-white ahahahaha
>He thinks leaving the EU will benefit the UK
Ummm, I don't think so sweetie xxx try harder next time xxx
>>60200627
here take a look at this image which proves i am of course the oldest fag here
I've only been coming to /brit/ since the /sp/ threads during the 2012 Olympics. I've been coming to 4chan as a whole for 8 years.
>>60200615
did you say...... chocolate? chocolate?? CHOCOLATE1?!?!?!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kkh22D6UQY
>>60200641
t. Proud brummy
>>60200618
how old even is it?
>>60200641
do you prefer ps4 or xbox one flavoured crisps? :DDDD
Who /snowpocalypse/ and /epl/ here?
Pole got raped by a Scot up in Glasgow
>>60200683
like 3
Business idea: sign on over summer
>>60200641
>pretending to be me
>>60200694
who /banter/ here
>>60200663
weird that theres an olympics in just a couple of months or something
literally no one knows or gives a shit
>>60200721
Waheyyyyyyyyyy
craven was big when i started posting here no idea how long ago that was 3bh
good morning lads
>>60200719
fuck off henk/caramong
>>60200683
/brit/ on /int/ is no older than 5 years. /brit/ was originally made up of refugees from /sp/.
>>60200747
I legit invented wahey posting.
>>60200721
>>60200747
>buying into the jew pass
smdh familia
>>60200663
been on 4chan since 2008 or 2009, only came to /brit/ during the /pol/ purge
>>60200799
anyone can be banter if they try hard enough
>>60200799
>implying banter is one person
>>60200761
2013. He hasn't posted for over a year now and he slowly became less and less active just before then.
>>60200808
Which sadly resulted in an influx of cancer.
>>60200786
*sounds incorrect horn*
WRONG
YOU ARE SO SO *SO* WRONG.
It was made as a splinter group from /anglo/, since the yanks were unbearable.
*throws you a copy of History of /brit/ 3rd edition*
>>60200075
Old people tend to think of spreadsheet managment as a high level skill. And if you can program, but aren't in the IT department, you're basically a wizard.
Is Polly Tommy's mother or something? Who is she?
banter is a network of normals
>>60200835
>Which sadly resulted in an influx of cancer.
I'd have to disagree with you
Gimmicks I unironically invented:
Invented ballbag posting but didn't write any of the good ones
Best gimmicks are those posted once or twice a month
At the ens of he day you think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
Crisps and slags
Wahey posting
Fedora posting
kev
Poleaboo
Reddit flags
4chan itself
The eu
UKIP
I invented that gimmick check the archive 6 months ago
How about you lads?
>>60200859
this desu
>>60200876
top kek
almost all of these are mine
>>60200876
Invented desu, baka, senpai etc posting, had so much of an effect goot had to ban it.
>>60200782
when are you going to play us some songs again
>>60200876
prefer not to say
>>60200876
I came up with you, m8, so all your gimmicks are mine.
>>60200876
i think i've been doxxed lads
this guy just listed every single gimmick i invented
>>60200856
She's not their birth mum but she's basically second-in-command
>>60200837
Can we legit get some people to make as comprehensive a /brit/ history as possible? It would be incredibly hard now, with most thread being lost to the eternity, like tears in the rain.
>>60200907
tb h has been used in text speech for years you spacker
>>60200938
>most thread being lost to the eternity
it's all in my head
i remember everything
>>60200876
>Best gimmicks are those posted once or twice a month
This is my gimmick fuck off
>>60200876
I unironically brought back 'your mum' jokes on 4chan. Took 6 months of constant shitposting on /v/ but it eventually caught on.
>>60200876
Well I actually invented wahey posting. I was also an early innovator in Kev and Third Eye posting but I didn't invent them.
reminder that tbhposting has literally transcended 4chan and i often see right wing libertarians like lauren southern do it.
i've influenced a generation.
>>60200962
I invented that gimmick check the archive 6 months ago
https://www.fb.com/1504572256500744/videos/1593184550972847/
wtf i hate america now!
>tfw you know everything all banter is posting or has ever posted
karen-lad
are you here?
I am Craven. I mostly just lurk anonymously now.
>>60201002
uhhhh
who here banter?
>>60200986
>comment section are literally making jokes about killing a little girl
ah yes, the "compassionate left"
>make a post on youtube offering a slight criticism of a right wing speaker
>immediately get called cuck and be told i'm triggered
ahhhhh yes
This one time I told Hiroshima to unban the word Cuck on /pol/ and he did it. I know it was me who influenced him because he replied to me personally when I made the post.
I don't really visit /pol/, but he seems to have undone the change now. I'm quite miffed tbhh.
I am lisicki. I mostly just lurk anonymously now t b h lads.
I have arduously since the creation of /brit/ made a portfolio of every /brit/ poster. I've noted the times they post, what they post, the images they post, what gimmicks are frequently used and the language they post in. With this knowledge, I know who the poster is.
I *might* publish my portfolio for your benefit, but who knows.
>>60201028
not you clearly
OFFICIAL /int/ BREXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
OFFICIAL /int/ BREXIT POLL
>>60200979
I was posting it at least a year ago
met a girl today called salsa
couldn't stop laughing
Cant believe how many good songs Michael Jackson has
Were was you when he died?
>>60201101
College
>>60201101
In bed having a wank.
>>60201101
dublin, of all places
>>60201087
salsa Sophie turner
Why do SJW's act like literal children? They're all in college yet they still pull the "I feel unsafe" tattle tale card. Years and years ago people were fighting in wars at this age, now we're crying about hurt feelings. What went wrong lads
>>60201101
diapers
>>60201101
standing right above my feet
>tfw invented FT posting and "ah yes, very impressive"
I've contributed a fair share to this thread lads
>>60201073
>Captcha on a straw poll
Fuck off
>>60201101
I legit remember the exact moment I found out. It was in college and we were all in our usual spot except for my friends ex who he dumped the day before, she was crying her eyes out in the toilet.
doing a loud whistle
forget who taught me how to do it
Doing a poo
>>60201101
glastonbury
![1450542189844[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cDLE6wp.jpg "1450542189844[1].jpg")
>Why do SJW's act like literal children? They're all in college yet they still pull the "I feel unsafe" tattle tale card. Years and years ago people were fighting in wars at this age, now we're crying about hurt feelings. What went wrong lads
KAREN
>>60201073
>captcha
fuck off, cunt.
I invented:
>YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.
>Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
Check the archive, just a couple of days ago.
I don't invent gimmicks, rather I pioneer them. I also bring back very old gimmicks. For instance, prepare to see Dragonite Dad back soon.
was on board a concord when I heard Diana died
>the city of the guardian
>tfw you realise how many times you could've had a gf if you weren't oblivious to flirting
JUST
I can't tell if girls are flirting with me or trying to take the piss
What is the average Brits opinion on Trump lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vozC_kP6Q
>>60201211
DELETE
>>60201253
good lad
>>60201235
Why is Frankie Boyle such a lefty nonce
In fact why are all Scottish people lefty nonces
How true is this brits?
>>60201101
At home, I was off school for some reason
Would you shag her?
I invented:
/brit/
>>60201280
Theyre just contrarians who do the opposite of he English
>>60201253
We hate him.
>>60201259
are you responsible for all the karen threads on [s4s]?
Any of you lads got that "When she posts 'Britain will rule Ireland once more' and she got her location on" image?
>>60201293
jesus fucking christ
i would have killed myself long ago if i had to live like that. how the fuck do women manage to remain vain even with deformities?
>>60201284
Jeremy corbyn is unironically white
Disagree with almost everything he says
For reference the bnp is literally pol: the party even down to Holocaust shit
>>60201235
Is Peter Hitchens slamming Thatcher The Mail on Sunday editorial policy?
Anyone remember when Frankie Boyle was funny?
>>60201253
by far the best choice out of a poor bunch
my gf said she would vote Leave it she could, made me well chuffed
shame she doesn't turn 18 till September
>>60201333
There are many of us.
>>60201354
yes
>>60201293
For fucks sake, I hate normies who say that she's beautiful and stunning. No she's not, let's be completely honest and it's patronising as fuck that people post that shit just so they can stroke their egos because they're such "good" people for lying to a severely deformed person and telling them that they're attractive.
>>60201253
Don't really care tbqh, Seems like the best option but he seems like a total fucking embarrassment as a person, his """"""rallies"""""" make me cringe.
>>60201293
Do not understand that skull image. What the fuck is the thing that makes her face so huge? Can they not surgery it?
>>60201340
it really is strange. i see ugly women taking selfies of themselves all the time and im just like how the fuck can you actually bare to look at yourself. im a solid 7 and cant bare to look at photos of myself yet all these literal 3/10 women flaunt these pictures of themselves looking like absolute dog shit and actually have the balls to do it.
>>60201372
that explains it
>>60201393
>he seems like a total fucking embarrassment as a person, his """"""rallies"""""" make me cringe
wtf how?
>>60201340
because she is a woman and people are positively reinforcing her self image
if she was a man she'd get told to kill herself
>>60201284
Very accurate desu, good post.
>>60201353
You tell me, I don't read the mail on sunday
>>60201342
Shite not white
>>60201391
yeh just call her ugly instead. that'll make her feel good about herself.
whoa, i know kung fu
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/675712/eu-lbc-tirade-rant
>Alfie from Tower Hamlets, a borough in east London, rang into Andrew Castle’s LBC show to discuss the upcoming EU referendum and the effect the UK’s membership of the 28-nation bloc has had on the country.
>"I am ashamed of my politicians, they are putting money before people," he said in regards to repeated warnings of the negative impact a Brexit could have.
>"I drive all around this country and all I see is towns and cities that are completely gone forever."
>He continued: "I live in the East End and it’s gone, our way of life has gone, our communities have been decimated.
Is it really that bad?
>>60201293
>Try to find out more about this bird
>Google Tori Black
>Bunch of pictures of a naked woman
>Realise she's a pornstar so change my search to "Tori Black big face"
>Bunch of pictures of a naked woman with cum all over her face
Fuck sake google.
>>60201408
Looks like it's bone growth
I would imagine it's nearly impossible to safely remove most of that bone
>>60201365
reported for noncery
>>60201284
UKIP are fucking turds though.
Just look at Paul Nuttall.
why aren't there any good racist comedians any more? i really used to enjoy roy chubby brown
>>60201425
much much much better
>>60201424
yeah. i wouldn't consider myself unattractive, i've even been complimented on my looks before, but i can't bear to look in mirrors at times.
i would be a fucking recluse if i looked like that.
>>60201253
>What is the average Brits opinion on Trump lads
Hillary = Yay she's a woman feminism yeah
Bernie = Friendly old man
Trump = Racist rich old man boo hiss
Reducing my sauce.
>>60201456
i used to live in the tower caliphate (limehouse to be exact).
it's literally not british anymore, and i say that as a JF.
>>60201293
what is all that bone growth? makes me trypophobic
>>60201474
What's he said?
>>60201431
He can't give Speeches, he just stumbles over his words and looks like a complete twat when doing it imo, he's not a good public speaker. He's the only one with a backbone though, anyways enough of US politics this is a /brit/ gen please.
>>60201284
What about the old Conservatives?
Is it better to live a live of political ignorance than get involved and inform yourself on the topic?
>>60201499
I'd assume this is the London opinion, but surely small town Brits like him yeah?
lads how much did it cost you to learn to drive
>>60201499
Doubt the average brit knows who Bernie Sanders is
