maisie
>>60201955
you fucking idiot
*begins fraps recording*
**Mindless Self Indulgence "Straight To Video" music video** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6elRs7F5k
Hello brit 2day im goin 2 show u how 2 get 2 lvl 60 in 30 minz :D
colombia
>>60201955
me on the left
lads
>I get off farming in bed
>>60202029
fuck off
>>60201955
>edition in the subject
Thread discarded
>>60201999
>MSI
good la
el colombiANO
Mobile phones getting internet was a mistake
>>60201955
Hello I was browsing the /int/ catalog while looking for the /cum/ thread and saw your thread. Could you please remove this okay because offends me as I do not approve of superior Afro black man basketball players wasting their genes on inferior Asian womanlets.
Pls delet this
>>60202101
stay frosty lads, the unpaid one is about
cara
>The EU - The Rape of the British Fishing Industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPQTW88BBh0
>The EU - Who is even in charge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPILwCEiNc
>The EU - Our MEPs are worthless and EU Parliament is a facade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIRM1qOZQPQ
>The EU - Our MEPs are worthless and EU Parliament is a facade
This is the most powerful video, give it a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBzUneW_6M4
>it's a 'yank tries to fit in by using british slang' episode
ugh
>>60202198
brave post
CHOON
https://youtu.be/lGaneyDfyls
>>60202101
its going to make a lot of money out of being seeing it 'ironically' because "lele omg le stoopid emoji movie xDDD"
>>60202222
NO BULLY ALLOWED
https://www.fb.com/SPORTbible/videos/1973552889456900/
rich old white men who have fun need to die
how's your first day on /brit/ going mate?
>>60202198
I'm telling Theresa May about this post
>>60202198
which watch these right away
I'm voting for remain because of this: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/oct/27/europe-abolishes-mobile-phone-roaming-charges
Free roaming within the EU starting in 2017.
Lads
>>60202312
>>60202101
Don't understand why emoji's have become so popular. They've been around for at least 10 years
Same with "selfies". People have been taking pictures of themselves with their phones since, well, camera phones were invented
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How many times have you been b& for something you posted on /brit/?
Twice for me desu. Once for "impersonating" the Janny and the second for posting a picture of a dick.
>EU isn't democratic
nice meme. you elect mps. mps elect eu people. you elect eu people. end of story.
>>60202188
almost my desert friend
>>60202323
UKIP S U R G E
>>60202378
Just once but for the same two reasons
might have a cheeky gungeon run
might not
>>60202312
>>60202314
lose my number haha
the next PM is going to be labour
>>60202378
Janny banned me because I called him a loser lol
>>60202350
Emojis are new I think, they're the ones you get on iPhones. You're thinking of emoticons like :), xD, etc.
I think it's because the Internet used to be relatively inaccessible to normies, but now with phones and social media and shit it's extremely accessible for everyone unfortunately.
been having intercourse with the same girl for 2 years
getting bored
>>60202446
nige is going to take over the labour party?
How will that play out?
>>60202465
>Emojis are new I think
underageb&
The managerial class fucking LOVE leftist bullshit, because the so-called petty bourgeoisie are their only competition. Bureaucratic great walls and undulating political instability is great for ruining small businesses; while CEOland simply flies over the wreckage.
Now leftism is retreating from the mainstream West, as the champagne socialists come face-to-face with the power of the golem they created to topple the old order. Their response is to eat each other alive in a shit-flinging power struggle.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/31/ecstasy-comeback-european-drugs-survey
>Emojis are new I think
>>60201955
hot
>The managerial class fucking LOVE leftist bullshit, because the so-called petty bourgeoisie are their only competition. Bureaucratic great walls and undulating political instability is great for ruining small businesses; while CEOland simply flies over the wreckage.
>Now leftism is retreating from the mainstream West, as the champagne socialists come face-to-face with the power of the golem they created to topple the old order. Their response is to eat each other alive in a shit-flinging power struggle.
>>60202488
the name "emoji" has never been used before 10 years ago to describe emotes.
>>60202471
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>>60202488
Wew lad
They are actually new, "emoji" is just the iPhone branded variant of emoticons. You're either retarded or underage. They were always called emoticons before iPhones.
>>60202465
Emojis have been around since forum days
They just recently became part of unicode, the standardization of them perhaps help them surge back into popularity.
>I think it's because the Internet used to be relatively inaccessible to normies
How so?
>>60202531
do you even internet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji
Honestly how can white men even compete with black men
How can my skinny, pale body, small hands and 6.5 inch dick compete with a strong, muscular black bull? Why would a girl ever choose me over him?
>>60202531
yes it has
its the Japanese word for them
quit your Yanksplaining
What would you do if you could commit whatever crimes you wanted unhindered for 24hrs?
>>60202597
kill all non-whites
>>60202531
>>60202552
How old do you think the iPhone is you fucking tards?
Hint: 9 years old
I wouldn't consider that "new". Especially not on the internet.
>>60202597
Watch TV without a license
SWJs are the symptom of an overly developed bourgeois society. Liberals have gone mad into their mental illness of political correctness.
>>60202597
Deport all Muslims and Pakis out and into some third world shithole.
>>60202597
vote twice
>>60202622
>UK
Yeah but what would you do for the other 23?
What year did the internet become "normie" lads?
>>60202581
Ah, yes, because only black men have muscles
>>60202597
drink beer in the park
>>60202654
2007
>>60202639
Social Warrior Justices?
>>60202553
What was on the Internet for normies 10, 15 years ago? Absolutely nothing apart from music and flash games. Now with Facebook and other social media websites it's open to normies.
Think about a normie you know, now, what do they do on the Internet that isn't Wikipedia, sound cloud, YouTube, Facebook, Spotify or Twitter? Probably nothing
>>60202668
even skinny black men still have more muscle than the average white man
>>60202654
2007/08
why do i STILL feel ill from this weekend lads
>>60202684
what do you do on the internet other than those + 4chan and porn?
>>60202653
I don't think you meant to say what you just said there, mate
dunno whether to get dressed and go outside
didn't get up till 2pm
>>60202654
this
>>60202677
2007 seems to be a pivotal year in almost every aspect. For me it's when everything just froze still. Every age has a defining characteristic/style. 70s, 80s, 90s etc. But 2007 seems to be the point when culture kind of froze
>>60202684
>Think about a normie you know, now, what do they do on the Internet that isn't Wikipedia, sound cloud, YouTube, Facebook, Spotify or Twitter?
4chan
>>60202722
dude u partied too hard XD you got wasted dude
>>60202684
>What was on the Internet for normies 10, 15 years ago?
>10 years ago
myspace
>15 years ago
xanga
>2007 seems to be a pivotal year in almost every aspect. For me it's when everything just froze still. Every age has a defining characteristic/style. 70s, 80s, 90s etc. But 2007 seems to be the point when culture kind of froze
>>60202741
the only thing that comes to mind for 2007 is that's when Burning Crusade came out
>>60202752
foy
>>60202767
iPhone you mong
The internet became normie when black people started using it
>>60202767
Fuck off semi-yank
>>60202767
Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3 came out too, normalising online videogaming for normies. iPhone as well. Big Bang Theory too.
>never been banned for the whole 8 years i've been on 4chan
>come onto /brit/
>get about a dozen bans
coincidence?
>>60202814
black people invented the internet, retard
why the fuck does this have so many views?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nif9jmNKNiU
>>60202648
We're full
thank you kindly
>>60202860
WE WUZ TIM BERNERS-LEE AND SHIT
>>60202843
4chan hasn't even been around for 8 years you absolute melt
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368957
>>60202843
i've been banned loads just for posting my massive cock. how crazy is that?
>>60202597
I would steal a bunch of shit probably and then just walk around places I'm not supposed to.
I got perma b& for violating global #1 a few years ago for posting a picture of a girl wearing braces. Got unbanned after 2 months when I sent an appeal. Worst two months of my life, though for sure I was going to get v& or some shit at any moment
>>60202892
perfect body and perfect feets wew
>>60202788
ah yes
If arseholes could fly this thread would be am airport
>>60202945
JANITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>60202892
held my poo in for like 2 days once and started to get real bad tummy pains
was doing really nasty toxic farts too
only plus side was it was pretty cold and it warmed up my pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ
lads is there any way I can increase the girth of my benis
it's good length but no girth
>>60202965
If arseholes can't fly, what was your mother doing in my bee hive?
>>60202945
that's freakishly out of proportion
>>60202945
Is that dick uncircumcised? Image what the foreskin looks like when its flaccid lmao
>>60202892
>>60202959
>>60203038
*kneels*
*kisses her hand*
>>60203038
Poleboo is a fucking mess
>>60202980
I did it for six days when I was camping once. Eventually I knew I had to go when my walking was inhibited and I farted every five minutes.
don't fucking reply to him you knobs
>yank just got done for ban evasion
don't reply to her
feeling hungry lads
not sure how to solve this
I hate to tell you but with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors cos her front bums wrecked
alri lads
yesterday tried to pronebone some chubby chick with a massive arse and it wasn't working
combination of her fat, her huge ass and my small dick
tl:dr you need a skinny bitch and as long position to pronebone
>>60203117
>an amerifat is hungry
no surprise there
>Polish woman I've been in love with for years
>Go look at her facebook to see how she's been doing
>Her surname's changed
>She's engaged
>To a Turk
Ahhh yes.
I enjoy looking at boys willies, bums, bumholes, bellies, face and feet
Lads will that new hate speech law actually affect this website?
>>60203142
FONT
CUSTODIAN
heh heh, pathetic housekeeper cleaning up my mess
FOR FREE
>Implying the N95 isn't the greatest phone ever made
>>60203142
>and as long position
meant to say and a long dick
Rachel deserves to be the Queen of /Brit/
>>60203226
who
>>60203226
>/Brit/
FONF
>>60203226
Queen of /brit/ is the fucking Queen you melt.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363507/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363507/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363507/
life changing poll lads
>>60203182
It will affect anyone who differs from the government narrative
>>60203226
>queen
>no crown
pleb pls go
>you know your parents are due home any minute
>you hear a car door slam
>you look through the window and see your mum/dads car
>the feeling of freedom, relaxation and peace rapidly dissipates
>you hear the keys in the front door and then you hear the front door close
>your parents are now nagging at you over some minute shit
>all feelings of peace and quiet are now completely gone
>wake up
>remember no gf
ah right, might go back to sleep haha
How do i get my family to stop treating me like a child lads? I'm 23 and dyspraxic and am finding it difficult to get a job but every time I speak with them they're always trivialising my condition and saying "awww" all the time and it really riles me up lads
>>60203182
you mean you DON'T want to be forced by law to accept migrants in your home? HATE CRIME. Your house now belongs to the migrants
>>60203258
>adhoop
no thanks
Really fucking miss Ed lads
So much more banter when he was around
>>60203270
yeah being a teenager is tough mate don't let anyone tell you it isn't
>>60203292
Just stop acting like a child you melt.
>>60203182
-comment redacted under threat of imprisonment-
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>>60203266
Cara is queen of Brit, this is an indisputable fact.
>>60203270
>you know your parents are due round for another fortnight or so
>you close your own car door
>you look through the window on your way in and see your empty house
>the feeling of freedom, relaxation and peace are nearly upon you
>you put your keys in the front door and then you open it
>you're now in your own home
>all feelings of peace and quiet are now completely yours
>>60203226
She hasn't aged well
>Jeremy Corbyn's communications chief claims the Labour leader's preparations for Prime Minister's Questions are being leaked by his own staff.
gg jez
>>60203270
Know this feel
this overcast weather is making me feel fucking horrible. I just want some fucking sun. jesus christ
Just spent £2000 on marmite.
>>60203292
ask your doctor not the tards here, the doc can put you in touch with people who answer this shit for free and are actual experts.
Normies have ruined the Internet. All this "le evil cyber trolling on the Internet" only came about when normies started using the Internet a lot.
THEY HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
REEEEEEE
my waifu is better than all your '''''''''''''queens''''''''''
>>60203415
Blairites out NOW
W-we're actually going to Leave, aren't we lads?
>>60203382
>being spammed the most is consider the queen
she's a boyish looking rat that needs to fuck off
>>60203415
Honestly hope the """""labour""""" party collapse and the compassionate cuckservatives too
che congo te gusta que te humillen eh
>>60203399
>you go to bed in your tiny room
>hear the call to prayer in the distance
>jamal breaks into your flat that night
>>60203451
No lol
The EU was formed to prevent Europe warring with each, lads.
>>60203418
SIDF pls go
>>60203470
Nah, I'm not Northern
>>60203451
Probably not
https://ig.ft.com/sites/brexit-polling/
>>60203400
I'd still hit it tho'
>>60203418
tough luck norman
>>60203474
I guess the EU should be thanking NATO then
the Nazi party was formed to prevent Europe warring with each other, lads
>>60203443
>normies started using the Internet a lot.
the late 90s?
Fantastic
The only reason I want to leave is because I'm a contrarian. I want us to leave just to take a shit on all the politically uneducated morons that are only voting to stay because the BBC told them to
>>60203537
more drugs?
make sure mammy doesnt get them ;^)))))
>>60203382
fuck off paki
>>60203522
definitely not
it wasn't until smartphones became common
the late 00s
>>60203537
what's that then
>>60203548
It's like opening all the cages in the zoo
Be very interesting if it happened but probably not s good idea
But honestly I would like to see a giraffe in aldi
>>60203522
Did you parents and your grandparents use the Internet every day when you were a kid? Probably not.
Guarantee your parents and grandparents have Facebook accounts that they constantly keep up to date with
>>60203537
potato famine
nigress going on a rant on a phone next to me
like stfu
>>60203571
mdma, lsd, benzos, pick your poison
possible 28% profit if you're sure we're gonna stay. I think it's touch and go tbqh.
>>60203563
Yes no normies used the internet before about 2007
Fucking idiot child
>play drop in match
>76 rated striker takes GK
>>60203459
>>60203558
t. false flagging pakis
Listened to some Taylor Swift. Not sure I get the meme.
>>60203563
erm maybe in the frozen wastes of Canadia, in the UK late 90s people in general started using the internet with win95 and 98. Companies like Time and Tiny did deals for complete pc, printer, scanner, modem kits which were hugely popular.
>>60203634
davey looks like a right twat
>>60203677
he is
Ma cooked my chips in one of those new air fryers
Reminder that 4chan will literally be banned for Europeans in the near future
Poleaboo thinks janny has a crush on her, that's why he's being so mean
>>60203664
what song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKCek6_dB0M
>>60203623
i think what he means is that it wasn't nearly as common or widely used
>>60203623
>>60203670
It was almost exclusively kids, teenagers and fat virgin men
Now it's fully grown adults who are using it obsessively too.
Like there's a difference in using the Internet occasionally to check your work email or look something up on google or some shit, but now it's different.
>>60203711
potato famine
>>60203740
I listened to all of the Red album.
really dreading going to the pediatrist in half an hour
i hate striking up conversation, and it's always fucking painful
>>60203711
>air fryers
what are those
only ever had a deep fat frier, and i bake my chips now anyway
>>60203735
why? isnt the so called EU fighting for net neutrality?
>>60203735
bout time you leave Europe then
>>60203735
Won't happen
>>60203443
>Normies have ruined the Internet. All this "le evil cyber trolling on the Internet" only came about when normies started using the Internet a lot.
>
>THEY HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
>REEEEEEE
>>60203571
potato famine
Kek just watching this corbyn documentary
Nice snapshot of the average labour voter
>>60203652
Claiming that some ugly ratfaced tomboy is the ''Queen'' of brit makes you a paki
Off you go back to /r/pakistan, rasheed. nobody wants you here.
>>60203735
What will we do for social interaction and memes when that day comes?
>>60203751
first 2 albums are good country pop
>>60203774
>replying to a 9 minute old post with a dying gimmick
kys
>>60203652
Rasheed.
>>60203735
Hope 4chan ends
>>60203791
Violent revolution
>>60203778
cheeki saddiqi
>>60203784
>Claiming that some ugly ratfaced tomboy is the ''Queen'' of brit makes you a paki
>
>Off you go back to /r/pakistan, rasheed. nobody wants you here.
>>60203768
one of these, not sure how they work desu, but the food tastes ghastly, like plastic
>>60203778
More
>>60203745
mate i was there at the time, please tell me more about things that happened before you were born.
>>60203798
Don't even know what her first two albums are.
>>60203791
potato famine
>>60203770
net neutrality without criticism of the eu and """hate""" speech
>>60203841
is it actually that shit? wanted to buy one before but ended up not
>>60201955
Sauce
under peruvian skies
venessa regretfully waits
>>60203784
Rachel is by far a better choice
>>60203791
Well just make a Brit board on infinite chan. I doubt they can ban every chan website.
>>60203841
potato famine
>>60203866
Their only good side is it's easy to cook, throw food in, teaspoon of oil and set the timer
>>60203851
This is the future of Britain
>>60203841
yeah you might as well bake them then
>>60203745
People with families and jobs have been using web forums since they've been around.
>>60203909
potato famine
>Fucking idiot child
Resist the urge to engage him
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/08/29/national/science-health/therapy-offer-japanese-struggling-adjust-life-u-k/#.V07_ZpErLcc
JAPANESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE BRITAIN ONCE THEY ARRIVE HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>60201999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
*opens notepad*
hi evry1 2day im gna show u hw 2 gt full rune 4 free
>>60203772
>bout time you leave Europe then
>leave Europe then
>Europe
>Leave
Canadian education everyone.
Don't engage him
>>60203853
You mean you were a small child at the time. Go ahead, explain to me how the Internet in the 90s was just as popular as it is today.
going on all the new Top Gear videos on Youtube just to dislike them
>>60203979
it*
>>60204001
Rude
Roll Safe is back lads.
He's on BBC 3 this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFm-t58_E_E
>>60203926
The """"""labour""""" party standing up for the """""British""""" people
>>60203841
I see you finally got your potatoes ;)
>>60203926
That hair looks like it's been photoshopped on
>>60204010
would
>>60204075
potato famine
>>60203909
think i'll wait a few years then until they've perfected this shit and get fat in the mean time
>>60204030
>BBC 3
oh dear
i shall not subscribe to their shitty channel just for this
getting a tan
