Melt edition
cara
cara block
https://twitter.com/sabdotzed/status/737977122287976449
kek
>>60197497
good effort
WORLD STAR HIP HOP
What do you actually do with Worcestershire sauce except make bloody marys and cheese on toast?
>>60197527
>was worried a bombing might affect me because I associate with terrorists but then I realise it was another group of terrorists so the fact white people got blown up is perfectly fine
Ah yes, the "compassionate left"
>>60197345
Not even a Bremainers but this is a meme post:
The eu is democratic, if you aren't sure how it works tell me and pick can explain
We also have many unelected beaurocrats (civil servants) in the uk system
Most incidents of arresting people for hate speech are done with UK law pushed through by new labour the "compassionate Conservatives" not EU law
An eu army doesn't have to include us just like schengen, refugee quotas and the currency doesn't
>>60197568
have jfs struggle to pronounce it
got no time to have lunch/breakfast before going into university
SQUEEEEEEE
>>60197496
I love her more knowing that shes weird. It's easier to imagine her dating a uggo introvert like me in my head that way
>>60197568
put it in stews
>>60197506
Literally never mentioned the house of Lords though?
The EU has 3 main parts
The council is made up of the elected leader of each country
The parliament is directly elected
The commission president is chosen by the council and has to be voted in by the parliament
The president and council then choose the other 27 commissioners and they have to be voted in by the parliament
It objectively is democratic, just because you don't understand it doesn't change that
>>60197568
I bought a little bottle of Worcestershire sauce once. I have never used it. I wouldn't know what to use it for. Now it just stands there, mockingly, on my shelf.
>>60197591
exams not finished yet? haha... melt
>>60197573
this so much kek.
>>60197583
Just try to say "Wostersure". That should be close enough.
>>60197568
Anything like a stew or chilli/bolognese a splash adds flavour.
It is also good on chips fresh out of the fryer.
>>60197640
wustersheer
>>60197640
That's wrong you stupid yank.
>>60197582
Ignoring the posts calling you out I see.
I'll chime into this now, the EU just pushed through draconian censorship legislation and one of the key components is to "combat anti-refugee sentiment", we are all utterly fucked.
>>60197640
Fuck off already, twat. You aren't one of us.
>>60197610
not related to exams at all get fucked you ugly little cunt
>>60197583
JFs struggle to say "squirrel".
>>60197719
bit rude
>>60197719
impotent anger
>>60197739
SKWURL
>>60197605
Oh just fuck off, you aren't changing anyone's opinions by shilling on 4chan. You thick fuck.
>>60197705
The post calling me out consisted of "fuck off shill"
I responded to the other one here: >>60197605
Why would I respond to obvious bait?
Look at the Hitler dog, the airport threat, Hillsborough t shirt
All of these and many more are censorship arrests from UK law, it's not just an eu thing
who /spyro/ here
Wish these foreign tossers would get the fuck out of this thread already. Do they actually think we enjoy their company? Don't they know that we loathe them?
>>60197608
I notice that you guys sort of eat things similar to us like sausage rolls.
Do you eat cheese on toast? It goes great on that.
>>60197573
>>60197611
I think he was saying
"I was worried that a pub had been bombed today but in fact it was in reference to an old bombing committed by the IRA"
>>60197527
Why's everyone on about the Birmingham bombings? Peelers caught being scummy again?
>>>/wsg/1094776
Me on the right.
>>60197772
Why are you even getting involved and sticking your nose in?
Someone asked a question and I answered
Youre so insecure in your own views all dissenting opinions must be silenced in case they turn out to be right, fucking pathetic
>>60197812
>cheese on toast
FOY
>>60197568
Bland vegetable pastas get the worcy and chilli treatment with some parmesan.
Sounds gross but legitimately amazing.
>>60197793
Rourke.
>>60197667
>close enough
Is it more like Wostersheer?
>>60197763
>sgvivel
Dane is a yank proxy.
>>60197793
You mean muslims? They really don't care they only live for themselves
>>60197834
when you say FOY its traditional to do it in response to an Americanism
>>60197812
we /sausage pie/ now
>>60197786
So that's two for two false equivalence fallacies and straight up ignoring the third guy.
Wew lad.
how much pain is acceptable when doing PT for a 6 week fracture
>>60197791
Absolutely
>>60197880
nice 'go style 'za
>The majority of posters ITT right now
>>60197904
about a bucketful of pain
>>60197875
No, I mean this Netherlander cunt.
>>60197793
They must surely know we hate them, after the past thousand years it must have stuck.
I think they are all masochists.
>>60197822
Inquest has been reopened today
im going now
you will not be missed
>>60197897
If you post after the new thread is announced then post again here because I obviously didn't see it you absolute mong how new are you exactly?
It literally isn't false equivalency, but even if it was just naming a fallacy is NOT an argument
>>60197827
Kill yourself, this thread doesn't need any more shitposting.
>>60197956
Any particular reason?
>>60197715
R U D E
U
D
E
>>60197605
It's a proxy government, that's the problem. We can hold the UK government directly accountable, talk to our local MPs vote the opposite way etc.
If the UK is shouted down by foreign member states we lose our ability to directly control our own country, there's no way around that.
drinking my protein shake
stay safe, god bless
>>60197921
Are you upset that they're more articulate than you?
iridium tank just arrived
goodbye forever lads
>>60197984
Probably in light of Hillsborough
Been NEET for a year so I'm just going to go back and do a masters so I've got something to do with myself for a year lmao
hahaha
Here is a rare peek in to life in the Netherlands.
>>60197997
>>60197844
QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD QLD
>>60197812
>Do you eat cheese on toast?
Yes we do. I'll try that.
Dutch ''''''''cuisine"'''''' and British ''''çuisine'''' are very similar indeed. The Dutch are also one of the few peoples that can handle British breakfast for this reason.
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
Netherlanders OUT.
australians or as i call them mongrel halfcaste swag idiots
>>60197991
You're changing the goalposts now
Before it was undemocratic and now I prove it is you have another complaint
We can't get shouted down ever, we have a veto on everything
The uk government is on he winning side 95% of the time in the council and abstain 3% of the time - they actually get their way more often than in westminster where they've made 40 u-turns in one year
remain
*sniff sniff*
I smell runts...
>>60198047
I have pancakes for breakfast when I go Amsterdam
remain
>>60197880
sovereignty doesn't exist
>>60198025
no lie I saw something almost exactly like that happen in a Lidl a month or two ago
>>60198081
*whispers in your ear*
that's because you are one
*boots you into the runt pit*
>>60198108
hnnnnggg
>>60198112
>going to lidl
fuck off povvo
>>60198091
>affording to go to amsterdam
fuck you posh twat
direct democracy when?
>>60197970
I accept your defeat, you were a low level shitposter anyway.
>>60197925
Oh right, misread it. I don't why other countries post in these threads, especially with all the generals now. I don't understand why anybody in the year 2016 would obsess over the UK
>>60198091
pancakes are literally the comfiest food ever, can't blame you
>>60198102
leave
>>60198058
no :^)
I am enjoying myself
>>60198057
Japanese people remind me of automatons. Do they even think about stuff?
>>60198067
Rapefugee swarm and mass internet censorship.
Justify those ones away.
>>60198143
Nice unironic shill tactics, cba with this don't bother replying again
>>60198139
Been a couple times
It's cheaper (and funner) than Copenhagen
>>60198071
>>60198102
ABSOLUTELY KEKED LMAO ENJOY NOT HAVING THE GOVERNMENTAL SYSTEM I LIKE FAGGOTS HAHA
>>60197851
Sounds more like "Wustersheer" mate.
>>60198164
>I am enjoying myself
I bet you are, wanker.
going to be louies dad when brexit doesnt happen desu
>>60198122
that veg/fruit section tho
seriously though, there is literally no reason to buy A-merken. I'd wager that most people wouldn't taste a difference in blind tests. Except for maybe peanutbutter.
managed to convince 3 politically apathetic friends to register for a postal vote and let me do it for them. 4 remain votes for me haha
>>60198047
>"''''''
Kill yourself.
>>60198188
Mass internet censorship is a problem of uk law
Any of the people getting arrested for Twitter and Facebook posts were done under uk law not eu law
We have an opt out from the refugee quotas
Anything else?
>>60198191
>affording to go to copenhagen
fucking londoners I swear
let me say this again
FUCK OFF POSH TWAT
Can someone explain who the Peaky Blinders actually are? They're like 3 brothers with a couple more people.
Why are they supposed to be some big Birmingham gang?
managed to convince 7 politically apathetic friends to register for a postal vote and let me do it for them. 7 leave votes for me haha
>>60198195
gotcha
>>60198198
:^*
>>60198067
What happened in your childhood to make you such a cuck? Hating yourself this much isn't healthy.
>>60198214
reported this post to the rozzers
>>60197583
WORE-SESTER-SHYRE
>>60198237
I'm from East Anglia
>>60198058
Piss off mate, Dutch are great lads, it's yanks that are the worst on the /brit/ western Euros are alright
>>60198262
Not arguing against my points means I'm right, nice one
>>60198249
can we vote in it??
>>60198188
NOT AN ARGUMENT
honestly bored of the brexit talk. just the same rehashed discussions every day. it's a waste of time, you're not going to change anyones viewpoints
>>60198214
i've done the same but with 3
had to buy 2 of them pints
>>60198242
is google broken you fucking idiot manchild?
>>60198291
>Dutch are great lads
Fuck off, yank.
who /LeftyBrexit/ aka. Lexit here?
@60198190
It's good that you can admit defeat.
>>60198214
being of upper class my vote counts for 100 regular pleb votes so this is naught but a drop in the ocean
>>60198242
They are a big Birmingham gang, they run protection on all the pubs and have that gambling house
is York a nice place to wander around in for a day or so?
Britain has always kept itself distant from mainland Europe. Keep up the tradition lads.
Vote Leave.
Reminder that the EU is going to federalize with the UK in it and you will all have to learn French as it will be the only official language of the united Europe.
Just spent £2000 on marmite.
>>60198214
I did the same, ditto my m8 and his family. 8 votes for leave.
>>60198335
It was when I last went with the misses
Find The Shambles mate, they're a street of old timey shops, if you're into that
>>60198352
>federalize
fuck off yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zc_q9p9iYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFt-pRIvL9E
>>60198335
yeah go to the viking centre lad it's pretty cool
Britain has always kept itself close with mainland Europe. Keep up the tradition lads.
Vote Stay.
>>60198335
Yes lad, it's beautiful and loads of fun. Plenty of things to do and all in walking distance.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Why do we have the worst fucking Robots lads?
>>60198225
>Mass internet censorship is a problem of uk law
Right, now you're just shitposting.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/eu-gives-facebook-twitter-youtube-8089780
will cameron be ousted with we vote leave?
>>60198352
That would need a new treaty and we have a veto on those
Part of David Cameron shitty renegotiation was to get "ever closer Union" removed so it sets the precedent to veto federalisation
hey pakistani does your granny have a fanny does it smell
>>60198242
what do you mean why? Because they were Brummies that wanted to do well, and the only way for that to happen as a poor person back then was to be a criminal
>>60198335
Yes. Been there twice. The town center looks nice and it has got a laidback atmosphere.
>>60198369
>2 links to bullshit videos
aint nobody got time for that!
>>60198309
why is /brit/ always so angry?
>>60198333
in the series though there's like 10 of them at most, during the very end of the first series they can only scrape together a few people for the final decisive battle against the bad guy
What's everyone's favourite Canary Island?
Mine's Tenerife
>>60198407
I hope so but I don't think so
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 44% (-1)
Leave: 47% (+2)
(via ICM, online)
REMAINROACHES
BTFO
>>60198413
*sniff sniif*
FUCKING HELL
>>60198225
>We have an opt out from the refugee quotas
Yeah it's not like the millions of rapefugees will have EU passports and are free to waltz in here.
>BUT WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE GERMANY AFTER LIVING THERE FOR 8 YEARS??????
I know, who could imagine a group of people living in one area and then mass swarming to another area for a new life?
>>60198318
You are most likely the Yank desu hating on everyone in this thread. Piss off would you, little fuckin runt.
>tfw no race realist black gf
>>60198397
>he literally starts REEEE'ing
hahahahahahaha utter melt
wife is pregnant again lads
hope it's mine this time
>>60198434
>they can only scrape together a few people
Nah mate, they only NEEDED a few people
They've got the police in their pocket but the end of series 2
I post in /r/scotland not /r/unitedkingdom because I am SCOTTISH not BRITISH
>>60198434
>why is /brit/ always so angry?
Because these foreigners won't get the fuck out of the thread. First it's the aussie cunts, then the dutch, then the god damn yanks. Why can't they just leave us the fuck alone and go back to their own generals?
>>60198292
You are mentally ill.
>>60198067
I had to go do something and thought I'd start again by replying to you. I'm back and forth a bit so bear with me here.
You're surely aware that any veto we have dared to make has been met with backlash and it's not something done lightly, we're under enormous pressure to play the game or face repercussions. None this will get any better if we decide to stay, any privilege we may currently hold can be undermined and almost inevitably will be in the future. There's a clear direction the EU is heading and we're either a part of it or we're not.
>>60198345
>Britain has always kept itself distant from mainland Europe
The last two hundred years of our history sort of disagree with that statement.
>>60198467
FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>60198498
Are you autistic or what? The is literally the international section of an imageboard you fucking spastic
>>60198454
Does the referendum get much coverage in Australia? I'd assume you all want us to brexit as surely it would mean closer ties between us again
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 42% (-5)
Leave: 45% (+6)
(via ICM, phone)
REMAINROACHES
BTFO
>>60198404
The man that got arrested in scotland about refugees, the mealy mounted respknse bloke, the robin hood airport Twitter post, Hitler dog were all arrested under uk law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Act_2003
>Sending a malicious communication using social media was made a criminal offence
>It was declared an offence to "persistently make use of a public electronic communications network for the purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety
>>60198430
not an argument
So obviously /brit/ is the most popular general. What's second? /deutsch/, /cum/?
>>60198467
GET FUCKED BRUCE GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>60198321
Paul Mason detected
>>60198542
Who cares?
>>60198542
prefer not to say
>>60198530
Not really. Only on certain newspapers. Not your usual daily meme.
Did have a senator speak in favour of it tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqapwe0drnk
he's a good lad
>>60198498
I don't mind aussies desu, they assisted in getting some of our prime gimmicks off the ground.
LEAVE FOR BRITAIN!
LEAVE FOR EUROPE!
LEAVE FOR THE WORLD!
>>60198530
No and no. Most cucks here would want you to remain because they're uninformed cretins
>>60198459
So you're comparing people moving from a war zone or other 3rd world shithole to Germany
And people who've learned German and lived there for 8 years moving to the uk?
And a minute ago you were saying I was the one using false equivalency lmfao
>>60198506
Not an argument
>>60198515
This is just baseless speculation though
Business idea: FOK (fuck off kangaroos)
need my chi realigned
>>60198345
About 22 miles, yes
>>60198567
>>60198527
>cunt is kicking off
>distant voice in the background
>"oh shut up"
lmaooooo surprised dad hasn't clocked him
>>60198112
>>60198122
lidl has some gr8 quality stuff
>>60198533
>>60198542
The last time that Pole ran the numbers it was /cum/ and if I recall correctly Sverigetråden and /deutsch/ were in third and fourth
>>60198596
It's really not, feel free to check google for the occasions and repercussions our veto privileged has earned us. As far as the direction of the EU you've only got to listen for what is being called for within the EU parliament to paint a picture of the future. Why dismiss it?
>>60198635
>relying on polls
haha still got yer Milipede4PM shirt lad? xxx
>>60198536
That's a false equivalence hat-trick then.
>>60198582
Genuinely no idea why this fucking image keeps trying to get itself posted
>this is a 30 year old British woman
>>60198596
>a war zone
Even the EUsays only 20% of them are from Syria, the rest are opportunists and you have nothing to counter this, you shill nigger.
wonder how much these EU shills are getting paid?
>>60198665
Not sure what point you're trying to make
>An animal rights activist has told Sky News a US zoo was wrong to shoot dead a gorilla to protect a young boy who had entered its enclosure.
Well, is she right?
Just witnessed some paki go into the back of someone at a roundabout haha was good banter, some binmen driving past were taking the piss out the window too
>>60198727
literally do not care
>>60198705
That's why I said a war zone OR OTHER 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE
Can you read or not? Fucking idiot
How long until racism itself actually becomes a crime lads?
>>60198702
No anon she, rebels, against you social constructs of beauty.
in love with the autistic girl from the middle lads
>>60198727
and if the child died they'd call it racism
cannot win.
how the fuck is a gorilla with an iq of 50 more important than an actual human's life?
>>60198498
but there is always a nice atmosphere in /brit/
that's why I am here
made a smoothie out of whatever shit i had in the kitchen
it's cloyingly sweet, wish i had some milk
>>60198727
Humans are not an endangered species
>>60198705
now add all the other third world war zone countries
>>60198766
FONT
feels good to be on the fence and above it all
stay squabbling plebs
>>60198707
>he thinks there are shills on 4chan
lol... melt
>>60198727
they were right to shoot it but the parents are melts and should have their kids taken away.
>>60198707
Well they take their jobs very seriously. They must surely be well compensated.
>>60198702
who is that? no way she's 30
>>60198792
>>60198794
Are you a radical centrist, like myself?
server-runt has put me bloody shoes where i cannot find them again
>>60198813
>feeling anything but depression
FONT
>>60198796
>he doesn't know that they're shills on 4chan
how long have you been here, a month?
>>60198757
I'm still waiting on a non-shitpost reply, but you know you don't have one.
You sill nugget of poo.
>>60198712
Quite simply we're paying the grandest price which is simple control over our country in exchange for a circus of red tape, bills and regulations to our detriment.
And for what I ask you? To trade? The rest of the world doesn't seem to have this problem, I don't see why we should.
Ya'll some weak ass niggas
>>60198833
>feeling
>depression
pick 1 normie
>>60198835
You're proof that there are shills here lmao, jog on paid shill
>>60198853
why do you care so much you are in thailand
>>60198864
feeling, please
>>60198853
based thailad
the gf
>>60198880
besides the point but since you ask.
God save the queen.
>>60198727
All these faggots screaming #GorillaLivesMatter are yet to provide an alternate solution to the situation.
When they do, I will listen to them.
>>60198853
didn't know you were such a bloody RACIST mate
I personally know 3 German post-graduate qts in my city so I'll be voting remain thank you very much
i love you lads :)
p.s chuck us a yorkie :P
>>60198842
Doesn't even make sense
>>60198853
Youre obviously never gonna listen to anything I say so I really cba
I don't even want to remain as I said in my first post im just sick of shitty meme and fallacious arguments
>>60198908
I know, all this euro skepticism would probably land me in jail 5 years down the line.
I'm terrible aren't I? ;)
>>60198924
gonna need proof you're a man
>>60198935
You're just boring.
LOOK at this dog
how do you do a postal vote lads
won't be in my uni city 23rd june
>>60198918
ahh yes great reason to decide the long term future of your country
*talking to Bart on the field when I see something moving in the corner of my eye*
what the bloody hell
*runt climbs out of a chimney blackened with soot and slides to the base*
*scrambles across the field to hide in the wheat*
*gets turned into red paste by a mowing harvester*
ah yes, very good
Doing a poo
>>60198899
Come home white man
>>60198768
Gorilla's have higher IQ than niggers, actually. Koko, for example, sits at about 90. Sub-saharan africans sit at 70. American niggers at 85.
>>60198904
tranq gun
>>60198904
>#GorillaLivesMatter
But they saved the kid.
>>60198935
Do forgive me, What have I ignored?
>>60198959
Then stop replying to every single post I make, you're fucking obsessed
>>60198966
aren't you registered at home too?
>>60198924
They're all out mate, you're gonna have to settle for a Freddo, times are tough here.
>>60198990
nah
>>60198981
takes 30 sec to work, he'd ripped the kid apart out of rage in the meantime.
>>60198727
no. because if they'd just tranq'd it or done nothing and it killed the kid they would have been crucified too. people really need to grow out of this infantile need to think of animals that could kill you in a second as the friendly ones they see in disney movies. i didnt care about cecil and i dont care about this. human life is always more important than animal.
>>60198981
That doesn't work like in films and anyone who even suggests that should be ignored.
stacey's mum
Yes or no?
>>60199032
yes
>>60199020
up to 2 mins actually. he's a big gorilla
>>60199031
>>60199020
baited and outplayed
fucking hate these bleeding heart protesters sticking their nose where it doesn't belong
>>60199020
The Gorilla had to be killed desu, don't really give a shit desu. loads of animals are poached in the wild and no one gives a shit, there's plenty more Gorillas.
>>60199006
well you're allowed to
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
or fill out this
https://www.cardiff.gov.uk/ENG/Your-Council/Voting-and-elections/How-to-vote/Documents/Apply-Postal-vote.pdf
or whatever council your uni address is in
>>60199021
>human life is always more important than animal.
i agreed with this sentiment until i remembered that the kid was a fucking monkey too
>>60198987
Kiss me, you yuropean shill.
Might buy a thinkpad and hope it doesn't randomly die on me this time
SO true! haha!
I serve the base I serve the base
>>60199021
It's 2016! I mean come on, are we really still talking about this in the current year?
I mean come on!
It's 2016!
Just got back from playing soccer with the lads haha.
