millenials edition
WILLIES
real yank hours
just snorted a line of cocoa powder
will griggs on fire your defence is terrified
>>60184738
>>60184700
For the lad who wanted more YMO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__2IJ1UsCDY
I love the album art on this one.
lads I'm dying
would rather yanks in here than thailad
>>60184739
absolute madman
>>60184768
We all are
>>60184751
tb h
>>60184764
Have another, I'm going to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO_mmXgPx6Q
>>60184768
We all are, don't worry.
WILL GRIGGS IS ON FIREEEEEEE
millenials are cultural marxists haha
>>60184768
*le nihilist joke*
>>60184773
Well I guess you're shit out of luck then m8 haha
>>60184781
this isn't /eire/ m8
thailad's such a little pawn. he'll respond to anyone once he's gotten the taste for it.
go ahead then thailad -- i'll allow it
thailad:
volume 1>volume 3>>volume 2
imo
>>60184832
he is a chicano
>>60184832
>>60184828
that planet seems a bit too close to the sun to form rings
hello hey hi
I'm off cya bye
sad how the best of brit only exists between 1am-3am
>>60184814
yeah cos ireland is tiny and the junkies have all gone to bed
i miss the days when we had namefaggotry back, /éire/ isnt the same without it
also benzolads disappeared.
>that planet seems a bit too close to the sun to form rings
Communism is a crime against humanity
>>60184764
You should check out herbie hancock
>>60184842
I can agree
>>60184869
alri
Communists preparing to demolish a church
>>60184870
i remember watching that shite and seeing that fecker tip his fedora, it was fucking hilarious (this was when the fedora meme was fairly young also)
>>60184881
'tisn't alri, ye should be crawling to us during real nigga hours not the other way round
>>60184867
Shocked you're still up tbqh
>>60184912
wheres rosy and aisha?
>>60184912
t. watch american media
>>60184917
nah lol, /brit/ stronk
>>60184912
lol christfags btfo
look at this fucking dog
how do I get rid of a cold?
>>60184846
how is that even possible?
>>60184958
good doggo
>>60184968
because he is a white male who has yellow fever
One cannot summarise the stupidity of this Mexican in less than 1000 words
*closes laptop and proceeds to spend the next hour fidgeting in bed*
>>60184939
more like shit lmao
fucking gimmick stealing bastards
imagine the force
>>60185006
/eire/ is ded, long live the /brit/
who /heretical/ here?
jk rowling is a proper milf
just got some kebabs from the paki shop
anyone want one?
>>60184966
pls respond
do not care about this philosophical cartoon idiot stop spamming him
literally just for pseudo-intellectuals who have no fucking clue what he's saying but lap it all up and spam it everywhere to force an aura of intelligence
Does someone have the kev where he is holding his arms out stopping the people from walking towards that IRA soldier kneeling behind a stone fence?
>>60184966
>>60185076
eat burritos
>flux changes from yellow to blue
time to go to sleep lol
come throw off oppression's shackles!
>>60185076
have a hot shower to [temporarily] relieve congestion.
>>60184991
I have honestly become convinced over the past several months that you are truly the best poster on this site.
I don't believe I can ever equal your shitposting prowess. You have beaten me.
>come throw off oppression's shackles!
>>60185105
i tried using that but it reminded me of a time when i had a laptop and the screen turned yellow because there was something wrong with it
it made me nervous so i turned it off
>>60185105
great program, it marks off real nigga hours from nigga hours
>>60185137
yeah its annoying for the first week or two
>>60185105
??????????
>>60185034
its only during real nigga hours i come here
sucks being an emigrant
also chink whores trigger me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yDWTlncWgA
>>60185080
Someone reply with the kev
>>60184966
you mean a blocked nose?
"This is from an old topic I found in /r/til, so credit to /u/troutbum for this amazing life hack.
Step 1: Breathe in deeply.
Step 2: Slowly exhale all of your air and hold your breath until you are on empty.
Step 3: Pinch your nose to avoid cheating.
Step 4: Rock your head back and fourth slowly taking 2 seconds from looking at the sky to looking at the ground.
Step 5: Do it until you absolutely NEED a breath.
Step 6: Enjoy your clear nose.
Step 7: Profit!
This just made life a little easier for me."
>>60185154
>hasn't heard of flux
how are you not blind yet
>>60185160
Stand strong based Irish solider.
>>60185121
t. cuck
>>60185183
what is it
>>60185183
It looks like a gimmick, would be annoying if you were using photoshop or something.
bought new nose
>>60185235
There's an option to disable it whilst doing colour sensitive work
The program literally saved my life and it's scientifically proven
It just cuts out blue light from your screen. Blue light prevents your pineal gland from producing melatonin, melatonin helps you to sleep.
flux has literally fixed my sleeping schedule completely and eliminated eye strain
>>60185228
read above
it changes your screen to yellow at sunset
All we have are parking lots and nowhere to go
>>60185228
Program that helps NEETs regulate their sleeping patterns so they feel they have some control over their life.
>>60184712
14% isnt even that much
i feel pathetic tbqh
I don't use Flux and sleep fine
want to know my secret?
haven't even spent any of my dole money for over a year and now i have over £4000 kek
>>60185295
Doctors Hate Him!
>>60185295
Violent masturbation at around 9?
>>60185270
I get it, I might use it if I was curled up in my bed with my laptop every night.
This isn't the case for me and It's not ideal in my situation for various reasons.
PASS
Netherlands is a beautiful country
>>60185214
>>60185235
>>60185327
NO
>>60185343
it is filled of cheaters and liberal fags
>>60185321
>>60185305
heavy drinking :^)
>>60185327
enjoy retinal cancer
>>60185295
Chloroform
>>60185295
you cut holes in leaves and use them as sunglasses
>>60185354
>drinking
this is so bad for you I can't even start
>>60185343
Our greatest ally
>>60185358
cheers!
>>60185093
I've had three burritos and a taco today didn't really help
>>60185108
No m8 I want to get rid of it
Can't I just take a load of vitamin c
Took some proper class MD in Barcelona tonight lads
Felt well good but said bare gay shit to my m8s what am I like haha
you mean...the chaos emeralds?
>>60185400
Shame you didn't die
>>60185381
herbal tea dummy
>>60185386
What will you name the dog?
>>60185165
Might try this later cheers
>>60185388
I'm not a doctor lad but I'm pretty sure anything you take will be a placebo to actually 'get rid of it' anyway, all you can do is relieve the symptoms and wait it out.
>>60185412
Dr. Robotnik
Who /reee/ here?
>>60185411
tea has caffeine in it
>>60185388
uhh sorry
Umm... Why did the plastic paddy stop being a namefag???
I'm well angry now!
>>60185433
Don't eat it, you'll need it to get around!
>>60185458
suck it up sweety pie ;)))
in fact you can suck this up too
*unzips willie*
>>60185433
Fucks sake
>>60185449
You should be
>>60185464
Well obviously, as if I'd eat it after having the saddle custom made. It wasn't cheap.
>>60185440
>herbal tea
no actual tea leaves in it
just chamomile, valerian, and peppermint
>>60185354
oh wow, this is depressing haha
>>60185436
reeeeeeeeeeeee
wake up at 4:30 every morning wide awake
doing my nut
>>60185502
rahshide
>>60185514
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
runts runts RUUNNTS RURUUUUUUUUUURNNTNS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
>>60185436
>>60185514
>>60185532
currently vaping some dried cannabis to relieve my cold symptoms
>>60185548
same
i think my goal in life is to get into medical school
>>60185519
>makes you some nettle and ginger tea
>>60185548
>>60185556
Creepy
>tfw taking spanish II this summer
>might finally be able to understand these /lat/ memes without jewgle translate
currently drinking some fermented hops to relive my depression symptoms
>>60185484
*Willy
Fucking spastic yanks
why do people vape??
>>60185581
meant to reply to >>60185546
can't seem to get it together tonight lads I keep making typos and pulling shit like this
>>60185581
you will never really understand it, nobody does
why are there so many pakis and chinks in medicine and biotechnology
>>60185498
Didn't realise you were that short to ride em. Question also how does a blind man feed his guide dog?
can /brit/ handle this?
>>60185612
so we can get woke again, master Wayne
>>60185617
Haha fair enough mate haha now go back to /eire/ and don't come back haha
>>60185617
it basically says that they need to go back to redit becuse their posts are shit
>>60185646
pardon?
>>60185648
cheers la
>>60185637
I guess like any other person would. I reckon I could probably manage it with my eyes closed and he has experience.
>>60185626
>chinks
they cheat
>wogs
they cheat but are also genuinely smart, just there are billions of them and the minority of intelligent ones are still a huge number and all come over.
>>60185643
too much ass
>>60185643
not into bestiality
>>60185643
Should send her to the slaughter house then feed her to FavelaMonkeys, cellulite is horrid.
>>60185643
cogeburras
>>60185597
i invented the spastic yank gimmick yano
Very bright outside now, should probably go to bed.
Just watched a VR porn video on pornhub lads
I can look around when I use my tablet, pretty cool
>>60185517
update on your nut situation please?
>>60185779
You yanks aren't funny, you're not commonwealth either, piss off kafir.
thinking about VR makes me want to drop acid and chop down some power lines
>>60184712
correlation does not imply causation
think tonight is the night I'll off myself
something feels right about today
>>60185847
bet you dont even know where spastic yank comes from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t_wPvxsZD4
WHERE'S THE CHICANO?
>thinking about VR makes me want to drop acid and chop down some power lines
>>60185904
nice, set up a livestream
>>60185943
dumb monkey
>>60185904
You were effectively dead when people could filter you, not much would change
laughing @ your country... from the most powerful in the world to careening toward irrelevance... lmaoing @ your country and all your collective lives.... heh.... king george never should have fucked with us...
>>60185943
Im jumping in front of a truck so livestreaming would be hard
Doing the filter on the ol yanks.
>>60185964
periscope
>>60185964
Why scar some innocent truck driver for life?
>>60184751
At this rate I'm going to have to hire Mexicans to be offended for me.
>>60185964
what a shit way to go
>>60185972
y**k is a racial slur. very offensive. do not use.
>>60185993
srsly
he should drink bleach
chuck us a yorkie lads
rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pchLEVFuXU
>But I did tip off Interpol as to the whereabouts of our good friend Thailad
>>60185993
truck drivers are serial killers that murder prostitutes
>>60186002
someone's already doing this I believe
>>60186022
sounds unpleasant
>>60186028
*chucks you a yorkie*
>>60186031
are you trying to sound like a pirate??
>>60186028
cant lad sorry
its not for girls
>>60186042
rude my brother is a trucker
>>60186040
yanki puto
>>60186050
si
t. la pirata
actually im half trying to do a fake limerick accent
mostly thats just how i sound though
>>60185964
well, easy, Find a driver with a very consistent traject and pretend to be a dashcam salesman.
Decide on a spot within his route and put two more cams there, one on each side of the road, turned slightly to the direction the truck is coming.
It'd be the best breakthrough in suicide cinematography in decades.
Alri lats
who's going to dylan's barmitzvah
>americans who say lads or mate
>>60186125
dislike this honestly
also hate yanks who suck /brit/ cock
>>60186028
*Chucks you a Yorkshire pudding instead*
Haha no gravy for you either
>>60186125
yanki puto
>>60186149
i want some yorkshire puddings now fuck you
>>60186119
who's dylan
>>60186169
that fat fucker livin up the road
>>60186169
the guy who killed black folks
>>60186156
mexican whore
Say goodnight to the bad guy
*ties green card to the end of a fishing line*
*rides Mexilad like a wild stallion*
we yanks run this website
fuck off if you don't like it
we takin over this general
>>60186162
>Implying a yanks ever eaten a true Yorkshire pudding
Good one mate!
>>60186189
>>60186193
>>60186198
yankis putos
>brits pronounce lieutenant Left-tenant
>>60186198
>Hiroyuki
>yank
howling
>>60186199
ate your mum's Yorkshire pudding lmao
>>60186218
k p2 wei
>>60186224
hiroshima doesn't run the website you nigger he just owns it
it's the devs that do everything
>>60186199
my mam used to home make them
>>60186220
have to side with the yanks here wtf
Just taken a shower lads, sitting here naked lmafo
ah yes
>Yanks pronounce lieutenant as "Ooga booga booga"
>>60186244
stupid
really REALLY want to see a civil war in my lifetime
>>60186272
november this year after hillary wins
>>60186269
I will FUCK you up you disrespectful nigger
>>60186263
That's president I think m8
>>60186272
stupid
>>60186284
Trump supporters are pussies m8, they won't do anything
>>60186272
Go to Europa
>>60186218
>Mexicans are just now (as we speak) going trough the Simpsons phase
What's 1998 like?
doing a shoot
>>60186302
Nice bow
>>60186293
No, I like the idea of disorder, chaos, the high brought low etc. Don't have anything to live for so I don't care if the whole system goes up.
reminder that Mehmet II was a descendant of the Roman emperors and rightful Caesar
>>60186301
>>60186302
bow legged yank
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00af3dPG2gL
>>60186302
>Not traditional
poof
>>60186301
>>60186272
start one lmao
>No, I like the idea of disorder, chaos, the high brought low etc. Don't have anything to live for so I don't care if the whole system goes up.
>>60186330
are you irish or american
>>60186353
I'm top right
>>60186346
not possible till after the election
>>60186356
cant you tell im australian by my accent
>>60186330
Forced accent/10
>>60184712
Maisie has nice legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCCU7BOth2M
too bad her face is fucked up
>>60186368
of course youd be an expert on irish accents nigel
its supposed to be forced im imitating the rubberbandits (badly ofc i dont know townie accents very well and im not trying most of the time)
>>60186343
Please do. We are all tired of you.
>>60186364
it takes a while to organize, start NOW
*snitches*
>>60186372
155cm hahahaha
*pitches*
hey pig
yeah you
hey pig piggy pig pig pig
>>60186372
Maisie is a dirty chav runt, fucking sket is disgusting, needs glassin
>>60186368
also their accent isnt even real its an exaggerated limerick accent
>cara
>fedora
>poleaboo
>___ing a ___
>gf ___'d me this
>FONT
>FOB
>FOY
>Simpson stoners
>REEE
>K-Pop
getting mighty sick of all you cunts posting the same shit every fucking day
sleep with one eye open
take a moment to pay tribute to the king of /int/
>>60186417
*abducts you*
>>60186430
I love you thailad
>>60186417
Caralad is the only acceptable one in that list, take him out, of I'll take you out *gives Anglo death stare*
>>60186437
don't talk to that cunt
>>60186417
>sleep with one eye open
I always do.
>>60186404
hello
>>60186437
y-you too..
>>60186417
PIRATA HAHAHAHA
>>60186430
What is going on my friend?
>>60186406
>chav runt
>sket
>glassin
what
>>60186469
shut up. just shut the fuck up already
>>60186473
not a great deal at the moment tbf, u?
>>60186476
hello le 155cm man
Yanks if you're going to be in this general, keep your beat under control ffs>>60186469
