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jannys gonna get ya edition
the peruvian...
pls delete janny
First for /hm/
inb4 tranny janny
fucking love the yank that makes these editions
downloading f.lux because some lad mentioned it and it sounds interesting
>>60186881
enjoy your pissfilter
>>60186856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JuPjL6ab8m
>>60186894
thanks i will
>>60186901
your pirate accents sounds good, now you just need to say arrrghhh
>>60186901
btw
>>60186925
want me to do a pirate song instead?
Takin the piss at Janny lads
>>60186935
yeah, but still speaking like a pirate
>have to do a visa run
>wind up spending 24 hours on coach and a day in diet thailand(laos)
>>60186901
What accent is this supposed to be? genuinely have no clue.
>>60186901
fuck off your fake accent is so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqh0ogsF_js
ah yes excellent shilling
>>60186904
didnt understand this image
am i tech illiterate
>>60186998
do you use vim or sublime text or atom or some other fucking meme editor?
>>60186999
He sounds like a metrosexual German
>>60186998
No one cares nonce
>>60186985
i cant not talk like a pirate, thats just how i sound
i dont actually have a pirate accent, its just to a non native speaker like yourself i imagine an irish and west country accent sound similar
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1skDA0Ar8g0
>>60186998
extension or non b?
>>60186999
>>60187001
its midlands irish (you only know a d*bliner accent probably) with german and american influence
nonces
>>60187038
i was expecting the arghhhh
>>60187062
t. MICKED
>>60187063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KYxNyk19Bi
>>60187071
t. sherlock holmes
if there was a film title of me and my gf's relationship it would be 'cucked'
lol
>>60187103
who's cucked?
you or her?
>>60187103
deep
>enter thread
>[any latin american flag regularly posting]
>exit thread
>>60187103
i don't get it
im 3 posts away from filtering mexico
>>60187120
what a picardy!
>>60187039
ED, will never have to make that journey again thank god, makes immigration sound like a treat
>>60187062
>you only know a d*bliner accent probably
And why would you think that? You an expert on Ireland... sorry for asking m8..
>im 3 posts away from filtering mexico
>>60187110
her hehe
why isn't m*ck*d using a name anymore
Rate Russian lads, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yej9nXMwWdg
fuck sake the mexican spackerloid is here again
>>60187161
because a neutral dublin accent is the prestige dialect and the accent of the upper class and has the most exposure
>>60187149
So you've been to changwattana immigration already to apply your ED?
Did you stay in that pink/orange hotel with the mini pond thing at the front in Laos with that company? It's rough I know..
need the fedora image of the fat man with a burning sword
hahahaahhahaha
>>60187140
You have to come on Brit in the Normie hours mate if you want less yanks and Mexicans, these hours are the worst tbfh.
>>60187187
вepи нaиc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=37l7P5V1eXU
you wake up and see this
what do you do
>>60187007
what a sell out
why do londoners pray 5 times a day
>>60187243
"fuck off chink"
>nOrmiE hOuRs
>>60187243
i'm suddenly outside, running down the road because there's a bear chasing me, then i wake up
look at this fucking dog
>>60187001
You're accent is Hick mixed with Brit. Stfu
>>60187187
Bit strange for me, but not all that bad desu, is bearable. How's Russia treating you mate doing anything?
>>60187260
because theyre muzzies HAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HOLY SHIT
>>60187277
wonder how big its willy is x
about time for some porridge
>>60187281
oi m8 aussie accents are based. best anglo accent
>>60187243
Stop lucid dreaming and then actually wake up
>>60187315
love mixing a bit of strawberry jam in my porridge
>>60187315
porridgelad28
just ate a salty snack with a low quality energy drink instead of a well balanced breakfast with some orange juice haha what am i like x
/brit/ is awesome though
>>60187287
>doing anything
Like what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaNKPkbww4o
>>60187243
Literally "oh for fuck sake.."
Waking up with random bird in your bed isn't good.
>>60187352
get in the oven lol...
>>60187260
They pray to them Khan overlord. Fence it and Bru off desu and UK would actually be quite nice
>>60187316
Gday mate (tips rainstick)
>>60187197
I went about 30 days ago for a tourist extension, was in there for about 6 hours lel, it's fucking huge.
Hotel was literally like a crack den, somebody left the covers off the breakfast shit so it was infested with ants, i was like "nah i'm reet"
I'm assuming laos is less developed than thailand?
the australian anon wants to filter me
>>60187362
what did you just say to me you little punk
*unsheathes katana and starts to charge at you*
WAKA TI NO KER- HNNNNNG
*starts to spazz out and proceeds to dies from a heart attack induced by drinking energy drinks every morning*
going to mars this time lads
want me to get you anything? x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RLUntrViCo
i vant tu bi rashan nau
anyway gnight
>>60187466
done a thread lads
>>60187442
Milky way? If not grab us a cheeky freddo
doing another think about this lads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
I reckon south Africans are the best at doing all Anglo accents. Don't ask why
>>60187430
M8 last time I renewed my work permit I was there from like 12pm to 9pm. Hate it.
The hotel I did in Laos was .. alri.. not good or particularly bad for any reason.
Laos is probably one of the least developed countries I've ever seen. The capital is like a Thai village or something. The language pisses me off too, sudo Thai shit.
Gonna do a lunch la
guanacos
>>60187529
tostitos
>>60187475
k I'm back, here's your milky way and an extra cheeky freddo. Banging choices lad.
picked myself up a marsetto
>Last day at the shithole where I work today
>>60186820
Wanna learn German lads, but hacing trouble with some of the words, its all arabic to me.
how long do debit card refunds typically take?
THAILAD IS TALKING TO HIMSELF
>>60187597
Good lad, not long left soon myself, why you leaving?
>>60187549
tostitos flaming hot taste good
>>60187617
5 working days
>>60187644
£10,000 pay rise at new job
>>60187600
Literally.
>>60187670
4chan janitor to manager at jjb?
>>60187624
The Mexican sent him a bit crazy
why do british people's heads look like pot noodles
you reckon calcium supplements will help heal a bone fracture faster?
Ah yes the """"tolerant"""" left
>>60187732
they're only censoring hate speech, so it's a good thing
>>60187732
hehe it is working
goodnight xx
>>60187732
only tolerant of the intolerant shitskins it seems
a betito me lo fuckeo por el anus greetings
>>60187772
i tolerate mongs like you all the time lad
>>60187783
jajaja :)
>>60187783
hahaha el kill yourself puto
I <3 animé
:3
>>60187729
What flavour? Londoners are definetley Bombay and bad boys.
>>60187732
I think the left is just made up of angry youbg men looking for a fight. Least here in the uk. In the us its lonely en looking for sex.
It use to mods vs bikers, then the caduals, then came the young teams, then came the friday night braers, now we have guys told thwyre scum if they act out their agression so instead have found a 'cause' that allows them to get violent and not be looked down on by the media.
C-CHOTO MATE KUDASAI
>>60186820
can I get a source on this
>>60187839
some reebok advert from years ago
but who is nigel?
>>60187835
>youbg men
>lonely en looking
>It use to mods vs bikers
>caduals
>braers
>thwyre
are you having a fit lad?
remember in 2007 when we all used to watch youtube videos in tiny windows in 360p and we were fine with that?
why do lefties hate themselves so much
just saw a bremain shill video by a "lord sugar"
redpill me on this man
>>60187882
remember lonelygirl15 ha
remain
>>60187874
Fucking phone.
I should double check before posting.
#yolo
remain.
>>60187900
you mean liberals xDDDD
how did your date go yesterday?
is milo cringe
>>60187927
no
i used to watch loads of world of warcraft videos because i was playing world of warcraft a lot at the time
>>60187921
Tight Scottish cunt that makes his kids work instead od sharing his wealth.
Is the lefty version of trump.
>>60187952
LITTLE
>>60187814
I miss the good times when I loved anime, haven't watched or read anything since Sidonia S2 aired, haven't browsed /a/ in a lot longer, what happened to me
>>60187970
same lol
remember this sick shadowpriest called beckon
>>60187974
>scottish
he's greek lad
>he didn't play an undead discipline priest
kys
>>60188022
play THIS
*inserts bollocks into your gob*
*pushes your nose in with my erect todger*
Warsong gulch at any bracket was probably the most fun I've had on any online game ever.
>>60188022
*melts your face*
still sad about that gorilla lads. reckon if they'd just left it alone it would have looked after the little spacker that fell in. worth the gamble i say.
>>60188022
undead combat rogue 2bh
alterac valley in vanilla or early tbc was the most fun i''ve ever had
WoTLK was pretty fun too. Cata was fucking garbage
potato and leek soup is GOAT
>>60188131
who cares, it was a fucking gorilla
>WoW will never be as good as it was
kill me
>>60187952
He posted yesterday I remember seeing it, got it screenshotted on PC but I'm on tablet. Think it went well for him.
>>60188142
>alterac valley
That shit was crazy when you hit 60 for the first time. My net at the time couldn't handle all the people so it was a bit shit but still insanely fun.
>he played wow
lol
is this /brit/ or /australia/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9hqE5HVVQk
>>60188131
hope the parents get sued
retards
>>60188169
quite like gorillas though
>>60188192
i played runescape more than i played wow tbph
>>60188222
>he played poverty WoW
gross
>>60188222
i didn't play any of it
did i miss out?
>>60188205
>0:00
fuck off murderer
hm yes
>>60188231
yeah well i had a shit computer that couldn't run wow for quite a while, i had to make do
and runescape was fun in its own way
>>60188234
On developing social anxiety and general ineptitude in functioning like an adult? Yep.
New business plan.
>>60188203
Australia is basically Britain
>>60188256
haha that's a willy!
Are we all friends here?
>>60188295
i heard that australia is filled of irish fags, not brits
>>60188282
tbqh i could see games like wow being really good at developing team skills and that sort of thing.
a few of my friends played it and said they really had to co-ordinate to do hard stuff. the closest i came to shit like that was destiny and definitely found myself better at working in teams after it.
Good morning lads
>>60188295
t. aussieboo
>>60188318
not really
I filtered all yanks tbqh
why do australians spread hate here??
>>60188319
that's ireland mate
Time to go to sleep lads, work was a grueller
>>60188325
Have a nice day x
>>60188350
i mean, australians with irish roots
>>60188284
>mfw I just found out what this is
>>60188365
is this nico?
>>60188022
*purges you*
*frost shocks you*
*tremor totem cancels psychic scream*
*Windfury crit globals you*
psssh, nothin personnel kid
>>60188405
shamans were fucking gay ngl
>>60188320
Eh, props to anyone that can find a balance between WoW and real life. For me it completely took over. Still beat myself up over what I could've been doing instead.
>>60188365
> that one guy
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
>>60188365
kek
>>60188404
yeah
>>60188365
lmao
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>60188433
>not liking roulette : the class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja1j7xWpB3w
>>60188467
are yanks gonna miss obongo?
morning lads
>>60188498
short answer: no
long answer: no
>>60188511
fuck off
>both online and telephone polls show a lead for leave
Wew. This is going to be like Scotland all over again where everyone on the leave side gets excited but then gets btfo on the day, isn't it?
anything west of the mississippi isn't the real USA with the only exception being texas
>new moonglove video
very nice
thinking of letting a bender suck my willy because no-one has done that since about october lads.
>>60188498
Literally their best President in decades. Outside of edgelords on 4chan they will remember him fondly I think.
>>60188358
Aawww Mexicans really don't understand sarcasm.
what a fine day
for /brit/posting
>>60188548
>>60188523
>>60188511
>>60188498
>>60188395
>>60188358
>>60188345
>>60188342
>>60188319
>>60188256
>>60188203
>>60188057
uh hey buddy i think you got the wrong general
/cum/'s two pages down
>>60188569
this
>>60188569
that was clinton
rate my slide
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462990013437.webm
>>60188590
slightest bit gay
>>60188569
why's that?
let's talk american politics lads
>>60188365
>yellow piggu face
I can't breathe
Why do people eat doughnuts?
It's literally just deep fried batter
>>60188703
so?
>>60188710
sick to death of this poster if i'm honest
>>60188365
Lost it at come and slam and welcome to japan ahaha
>>60188722
him and the spanish twat desu
first day of work today lads
did not sleep whatsoever last night haha
Why do people eat food?
It's literally just more atoms.
>>60188722
filter me then nerd
>>60188703
because krispy kreme gives out donuts for free 3- minutes before they close every day
>>60188753
where are you working la?
Just wanked so hard for about 2 hours that when I finished I almost threw up when I stood up because of the beating my balls took
Pretty ok day desu
if i move to Manchester what do i have to do to establish dominance among my block/neighbors on the first day i'm moving in?
>>60188722
Getting a bit fed up myself, easily tripfag tier
>>60188779
really makes you think...
i don't understand the fucking obsession with french cheese lads
>>60188801
Nah just dont be a cunt and dont take any shit
>brits call coffee 'tea'
vampires are unironically real lads
anyone who claims they're not is a VIDF shill
>>60188791
watched my javfu fucking an old man and felt bemusement at how a literal pensioner is getting so much young pussy and i'm stuck wanking to it
>>60188833
the blue/garlic cheese is fucking disgusting
>>60188788
That arse looks like someone kicked in a potato
>>60188838
yes, women are vampires
>>6018880
Find the biggest giy and fight him.
Or have a rare piece of sports wear.
>There were fewer don't knows in the online poll, but also a clearer lead for leave
it's literally happening
http://www.voyeurstyle.com/watch/1877/charming-girls-pissing-in-spy-camera-toilet-video/
>>60188837
But we don't you yank cunt. Just fuck off.
>>60188847
blue cheese is god tier you swine
>>60188874
GOOD post
>>60188874
i do believe it's called 'bleu cheese' lad
*leaves the thread*
>>60188864
virus do not click
morning
this edition again
action is going to be taken
>>60188847
Blue Stilton you mean?
>>60188882
MAHAAAH THE FRENSCH SHHHHCHAMPAGNEEEE HASH ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR IT'S EXSHCELENCE
i am awake
good mornign hertz
>>60188897
turns out it's that CEO of Micked Irishyank doing it.
>>60188903
literally any moldy cheese.
>>60188934
alri
>>60188934
is it you? my internet bf
this explains stuff
>>60188945
thought he had fucked off
what the fug lads
Just bit my fucking tongue really bad :(
>>60188968
nah he's just not namefagging anymore.
Racist
>dual nationality Europeans who are not entitled to vote have received poll cards to vote in the post
ah yes, very good
>>60188980
whats up with her boob
>>60188968
>>60188945
is ceo of micked also chad yank who better and more successful on tinder than us?
>>60188983
*kisses you deeply and licks the tongue clean*
mmpff
>>60188993
he probably just puts that he's irish in his bio and it makes the yank birds wet
If I can't have the oneitis, NO ONE CAN
>>60188993
no he's the stupid twat that thinks he is irish
he's far more autistic than anyone else
>>60188993
I don't know about that but he's literally Irish.
see:
>>60186935
>>60186901
>>60189000
cheers
>>60189008
oneitis is the affliction not the object of fascination which would be the one as from friends and himym
managed to brush my teeth and do a piss without a single post being made
flux just turned yellow
have a lad who might want to put it in me lads
not sure if i care to oblige him desu
>>60189134
interesting
>>60189134
Ah yes, excellent
10 points to Gryffindor
NOT looking forward to work
I'm mad
>>60189188
Angry or crazy?
>>60189186
why
going to the chemist to get my valium refill lads
my chi needs adjusting
I am looking forward to work, I am calm, and my Chi is perfectly tuned
KING GEORGE 3 IS NOT MY KING
HE IS A DICTATOR RAT
I DUMP HIS TEA IN THE OCEAN
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
I DUMP YOUR TEA
>>60189213
My first day back after 2 weeks off. I'm very tired and not in the mood for sitting with women all day
>>60189252
yanks were isis before it was cool
gabagool
>>60189274
watch your tongue, knave
gf is mad at me because i said women shouldn't be allowed to vote because they elect left wing politicians desu
>>60189252
#strongertogether
#freethetea
am I going crazy? I feel like every /brit/ thread I go on has a whole lot of posts I've seen verbatim before, like a LOT
am I in a simulation? are any of you real?
>>60189310
Call Stefan and do a show about it.
>there will be war in civilised europe in your lifetime
>Friend works 7-12
>4 days a week
>gets paid triple the amount I do
>lives in a shithole so he's fucking rich
>is complaining about working and wants to go back to freelancing
>>60189310
except women are literally the only reason hillary would win the election
>>60189310
I don't think non land-owners should be allowed to vote desu
you have no stake in society and therefore no contributions
>>60189340
not familiar with this cultural allusion tbhwy m80
>>60189359
shillary is just a power hungry populist m8
>>60189349
>20 hrs/week
>triple what you make
You need a better job m8
>>60189366
non landowners should be tax free then :^)
>>60189366
baby boomer detected
>am I going crazy? I feel like every /brit/ thread I go on has a whole lot of posts I've seen verbatim before, like a LOT
>am I in a simulation? are any of you real?
shud da fug up
feels like there's fluid over my spine in the lumbar area
bit weird
Struggling to tune my chi before I have to leave for work
>>60189319
ice cream? god I love ice cream!
>>60189319
happens all the time, there isn't much brain power going around so little imagination for creativity or interest beyond repetition and opinion posts that usually end up sounding like angry schoolkids on a BBC3 documentary about late developers.
>>60189319
yeah nah ay cunt
Going to work, bye lads
>>60189381
I am at the bottom rung of my career ladder at the moment (getting a pay rise soon though), he's pretty high up
>>60189441
have a nice day
>>60189319
Your third eye is blooming, friend.
>>60189366
You'll work for me one day
having a go
you're my only friends :]
>>60189441
>someone complsind about their shit life (pepe optional)
agree that their life is shit
>they get defensive and mention that they're getting a pay rise soon
This happens unusually frequently on this board
*steps out to the front lawn*
*puts hands on my sides*
okay world time to have a go
>>60189464
how about me? i really need a job man
Just ordered the I Ching
need to pull 40lbs in 2 weeks
i think i'm going blind lads
some days i wake up and my vision is all blurry
>>60189479
do your best onii-chan
fuck lads moving back to parents house for the summer and gonna have to stop smoking cigs. I'm in for a bad a time. Probably gonna be all twitchy and irritated
>>60189490
One day. You'll all see.
>>60189499
dry eyes probably, drink more water.
>>60189464
*kills you with a single punch*
12th day off benzos
Longest run since October
>>60189477
I wasn't complaining about my life, I was questioning why my friend was complaining about his job.
And then you mentioned my pay,so I figured it was relevant
getting my water chi accessed
>>60189519
wow are you a doctor
Yea fuck niggers those fucking subhuman apes
really wish gookmoot would unfilter desu
it's been like 7 months
>>60189583
not being a complete and utter madman and just using desu anyway
>...ecstacy, commonly known as MDMA...
what the fuck Guardian? Are you a real newspaper or not?
>Yea fuck niggers those fucking subhuman apes
>Tim Peake
honestly not even slightly arsed
decided not to have a wank this morning
doing something
having a think
>this stuff about deaf support on BBC Breakfast
Just get a cochlear implant you fucking bastards and get them for your kids too.
Deaf genocide best day of literally everyone's lives
>>60189626
mysterious and intriguing
about to eat some custard creams
>>60189583
honestly don't think it's him. when he took over the mods/developers probably did it.
probably doesn't even know what tb
>>60189676
NOT a balanced breakfast
>doing something
What did he mean by this?
in caltex service station now
>the nonce is present
there goes the thread
>>60189693
hope dropping a nuke on the US x
>>60189695
meet me in 2 minutes behind the pumps if you want your head caved in
>>60189695
ah yes very good lad
*guts an aussie*
watching some cheeky gordon ramsay lads
mods asleep lads
some1 make a new thread
Hear something falling in the distance. Like a bomb or som
>>60189811
that's your mum getting out of bed
deliberately avoid capitalisation and punctuation because it looks too formal desu
having another cuppa lads
>>60189840
same
>>60189840
grammar is for posh twats
>>60189840
Me too.
>>60189840
this desu
need to do a sleep but i've got a doctors appointment in half an hour
>>60189872
NONCE
morning lads. not you though nonce, you can fuck off.
>>60189921
Morning, you sleep well
THAILAD DEFENSE TEAM ASSEMBLE!
>>60189921
he has a name you know
it's sam
Gonna hop into bed soon. Got lots of comfy youtube videos sitting in my subscription box ready for me to drift off to.
>>60189943
yeah pretty well cheers lad. how is your barbeque?
>>60189961
chat shit
>>60189971
it's fucking like quarter to 6
>>60189975
more like nonceingham haha
>>60189993
Sleeping schedule is a bit fucked mate. Got up at 2am this morning.
>>60190013
same
want to do a sleep but got a doctors appointment, as i mentioned earlier
>>60190013
>a bit fucked mate
>getting up at 2am
breh...
feed me with your kiss
In the Tesco mirror toilet again lads
I'll never get over what a stupid design this is
>>60190088
hmmm nah i wont desu
>>60190095
top kek, don't forget the sherbert la
hate emilia clarke 2bh
thailads the type of fucking flop who would move back to the uk but just keep posting under a proxy
codeine in my soda
slipped into a coma
wish i never woke up
>>60190095
Why do you shit in Tesco so much?
