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Daily reminder edition
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crayon pop
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>>60190160
Me on the left.
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YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.

Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
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imagine giving yingluck one up the shitter
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>>60190147
I'm visiting in July and I guarantee you no proxy or trip.

The flag prevents gimmicks and even if I do something good/funny, many people don't give a shit because it's me. :(
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desu
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>>60190172
Taeyeon
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these aussie runts are getting on my last nerve

thinking about throwing a toaster in there to mix it up a bit
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>>60190253
Wtf would it be plugged into stupid
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>>60190247
proof americans have the shittiest taste
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sometimes i'm in a good mood but then suddenly remember i'm a virgin who's never had a gf
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looking to get together a group of lads to welcome the nonce back to the UK

we'll take him behind the bins and stomp his head in
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>>60190282
Virginity isn't that big of a deal, but I'm glad I lost mine so it doesn't bother me like I know it would.
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Why is Kitchen Nightmares UK so much more enjoyable than the US version lads
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>>60190269
your mothers cuntflaps
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>>60190288
come fight me 1v1 you pussy. I'll knock 7 shades of shit out of you.
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>>60190301
Ramsay goes into a shit cafe or restaurant, tries to help them unfuck their shit, they do it for little while, then go back immediately once he leaves.

US he turns up, spends 1 day bitching, his crew redecorate overnight and suddenly their lives are changed forever thanks to a new positive attitude.

Obvious fakery isn't entertaining.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10366842
http://www.strawpoll.me/10366842
http://www.strawpoll.me/10366842
http://www.strawpoll.me/10366842

hmmmmm.....
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desu
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I used to be a right little shit in school and could take a stern bollocking without flinching; was proper calm and collected like.

In uni now and I've turned into a neurotic stress head. TV Licensing man came to the door asking to come in and mentioned search warrants. I know he's full of shit and I managed to get him to quickly fuck off but I'm now all shook up and twitching like a crack head.

>blog
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>>60190275
>PREWF AMEYRICENS HEV THE SHETTIEST TAYSTE
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>>60190365
>1 the aussie

WHO DID THIS
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>>60190365
Why isn't brit an opt-

>the nonce

Ah yes
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>>60190368
take a deep breath la
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xanned out
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>>60190386
probably the nonce tbf he's probably quite annoyed with you always shit talking him
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>>60190373
>Gunna ride muh sgoooder do walmard n ged a glaz a wadur
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>>60190389
THAI
LAD

Should I learn C++?
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>>60190275
>>60190160
>>60190301
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THAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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far too much nonce in here this morning desu lads.
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>>60190417
>GAWNA RAHD MAH SKEWTA TA WALMAHT N GED A GLASSA WATTA
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>>60190425
If you do, you won't regret it

Java is a legit alternative some prefer, depends what you want to do tbf
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>>60190437
>RAHD
>not ROID
Have you ever heard an Australian ever?
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>>60190436
2bh

thread goes to shit every time he turns up
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>thailad
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imagine having your willy succed by yingluck
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>>60190425
C++ is different to other languages because not only do you need to learn the language but it has far more "best practices" to learn than other mainstream language. For example, in medium to large applications smart pointers are considered almost necessary. These weren't even in the standard library until C++ 11 and people simply just treated boost as the std library (and they still do for other features) up until that point.
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>>60190460
It's fine when you whining cunts just let me post like anyone else.. it turns to shit when you obsess over me.
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>>60190388
Didn't you see Rasheed?
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>>60190474
was i asking you
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>you were a refugee once

Ah yes

https://www.fb.com/Channel4News/videos/10153785751471939/
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>>60190456
>AH MAYK THESE EN A FAHKIN HEYST
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Lads why has the left gone completely to the dogs? It seems to wholly despise Britain. We a need a new form of Socialist Ideology, one that's also Nationalistic and promotes a sense of community.

We'll call it: Social Nationalism.
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g-gidday mates
long live the quen am i right :D
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>>60190495
Corrr
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>>60190488
>People this stupid are allowed to vote
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>>60190447
>>60190477
THAILAD
H
A
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A
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>>60190509
ingerlund
ingerlund
ingerlund
ingerlund
na naa
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>>60190523
>3.75
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>>60190486
no but i clearly know more about c++ than thailad

thailad should stick to making soundboards
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Imagine telling a woman to "suck me"

and her answering "when"
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>your country will never have a heat miser
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I need to go now lads :( Wageslavery calls...
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>>60190498
I'm game. My compassion extends as far as our people.
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Imagine telling a woman to "suck me"

and her answering "mmfmmghm"
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skin skin skin let the skin touch the skin
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>>60190538
yeah? but you've never made anything besides the billionth generic sudoku solver
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i'm sorry to say it, but /brit/ is even more cancer than /deutsch/
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>tfw no war to conscientiously object to

I'll never get dat pacifist pussy
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>>60190498
The left wanted to stop the ones at the top, the rich and powerful so it was infiltrated and warped with identity politics to keep up the divide and conquer.
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>>60190595
But you are still a pacifist pussy.
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>>60190582
your MUM is a fucking SLAG
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honestly think i prefer economically right-wing socially left-wing people to economically left-wing socially right-wing people
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>>60190595
I can pacifist up your ass if that helps
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>>60190543
>Tickfaw
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>>60190538
There's no need for the tone m8
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>>60190523
I hate Americans, so fucking much.
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>>60190616
bender

>>60190629
shut the fuck up
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>>60190629
it was of no offence lad, just the truth cause i've worked with it for almost 5 years now.

what language do you use the most? also why are you working in thailand. The pay CAN'T be better than what you'd get in the UK and you're living in a proto second-world country so what's the appeal?
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>>60190620
>llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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>>60190523
>Sausages
>Beef
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>>60190662
>welsh
Yeah we hate them
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>>60190632
What about this picture triggers you so hard
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>>60190678
I wonder why
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>>60190678
>cockfoster
>mudchute
>cumming street
>cockbush avenue
>swallow passage
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>>60190679
Everything about it is wrong.
>Calling a sausage roll a croissant to subtly shit on British food and pander to Francophiles
>Charging that much for a sausage roll
>Sausages made out of beef
>Americans even attempting to make a sausage roll
>The pretentious décor
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well i just finished all of my exams boys
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might invest in some real estate
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>>60190736
looks pleasant
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>>60190736
that's australia lad

i can tell by the house style AND the bins in the corner
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>>60190731
Ah yes Brits are now in charge of cuisine
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>>60190717
mentioned
mentioned
mentioned
mentioned
mentioned
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>>60190733
did you know that bloke that killed all those chink prossies and kept them in a box in his hong kong flat
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>>60190760
I would like a single thread without any American shitposting, just one thread.
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>>60190660
The soundboard crack tho.. C#/Java mostly phone app related shit.

>what's the appeal?
Literally a better quality of life here than the UK. More spending power etc.
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>>60190764
The Hello Kitty murders?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder
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Kinder Bueno for breakfast

I'm like a modern day Caligula
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>>60190773
I would like an /int/ where Brits brexit, just one brexit
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>>60190762
let me guess, cockfosters?
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look i'm going to meet halfway between you yanks and poms:

First of all poms, yeah your cuisine is shit overall. Only 2 good savoury things that come to mind are fish and chips and beef weelington. Sausage rolls are good but WE created the modern meat pie so fuck off

Yanks, you have a better cuisine (muh burgers and southern food) but for the LOVE OF FUCKING GOD. STOP. CALLING. EVERYTHING. SAUSAGE. The thing inside a McDonalds burger is NOT a fucking sausage you dumb morons.
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>>60190816
it's sausagemeat though
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>>60190773
They have to earn their title as the worst posters.
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>>60190797
If you hated /brit/ that much you wouldn't enter it

fuck off yank.
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>>60190693
How many world cups do Wales have? Who are the current six nations champs?
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>>60190816
Nobody calls a burger a sausage who gave you this idea
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>>60190776
>better quality of life here than the UK
>Thailand
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>>60190826
See, France knows.
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>>60190832
>SAUSAGE PATTY

i hear it all the time

>>60190821
no its not
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>WE created the modern meat pie so fuck off
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>>60190833
Tell me why I'm wrong or fuck off
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>>60190790
Nah, looked it up and it was this madman

>Rurik Jutting
never met a nice south african
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>>60190760
You're completely missing the point that Americans have to bastardise everything foreign instead of doing it properly
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>>60190816
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>>60190854
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index
>Literally ranked 93
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>>60190828
>getting knocked out
>of your own world cup
>in the group stages
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Just did a fantastic shit lads

Really feels like i dropped 5lbs
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>>60190881
>>60190854
sex tourists >>>/out/
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look at this fucking dog
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>>60190816
>but WE created the modern meat pie so fuck off
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r00d f00d d00d
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>>60190826
>AHHH HONHONHONHONHON IV YOU 'ATED ZE /BRIT/ ZAT MACH YOU WOULDNT ENTAIR EET, FUCK OFF YANK
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>>60190900
*dogs*
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>>60190913
VERY good post here
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>>60190900
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>>60190888
>come back from defeat to win the six nations in a blaze of glory
>meanwhile Wales win nothing
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>>60190881
>MUH HDI
>MUH ABC 123
I said tell me why I'm wrong, not paste wiki links at me.

>Live in a massive flat with a gym and swimming pool, right next to the underground station that'll take me directly to work or any number of shopping centres/entertainment districts etc.
Would need to be a literal millionaire for this life in London.

So tell me why I'm wrong.
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>>60190854
Tbf, it's a country where a lot of the population walk around the streets get with masks on.
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sick of these poms saying they invented meat pies

it was the dutch any way you mongs. We perfected it.
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>>60190865
Fuck however you do it, your food is shit, why would we do anything the way you do things

You literally import your best cuisine, the best food I've ever had in the UK was Indian

We'll stick to doing our own thing thank you
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>>60190929
i understand your point but what's your salary in USD?
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meat pies are cold weather food

aussies can't have invented that
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>>60190913
Wow.

Fuck off yank
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>>60190914
Search by region, it's entirely from England lol
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>>60190927
>meanwhile Wales win nothing

what was the score england vs wales in the group stages?
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>>60190956
>LE AUSTRALIA IS ALWAYS HOT

it was 15 degrees today you runt. Also what the fuck has denmark ever invented? I've literally never eaten any food (besides a danish) that is danish
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>>60190929
>>60190952
yes i'd like to know this as well
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>>60190934
>>60190956
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_pie

WE WUZ PIES AN SHIIEEET!!
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>>60190957
Why don't you come over here and make me, Louis
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>>60190930
>let me tell you about the country you live in.
People wear masks if they're sick.
>>60190952
I make a genuine UK wage that people seem to be able to live on over there perfectly fine.
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>>60190828
>>60190888
>>60190927
>>60190977
enjoying this immensely
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>>60190942
Indian food in the UK is completely different to Indian food in India. Most of the Indian dishes we have here were created here. As for the rest of our food, if you really think it's shit then you're an uneducated fool. American food is poor in comparison, especially the quality of your fruit and veg which are pumped full of steroids.

themoreyouknow.jpg
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>>60190999
Ok but how many prossies does that factor into every month?
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>>60190999
You have a lot of sick people then. Doesn't sound like a healthy place to live
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>>60190999
checkem
do you mean an apartment complex with a gym and a swimming pool? or you own a gym and a swimming pool?
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>>60190977
Did Wales go on to win the tournament?
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have any scars?

self harm fags need not apply
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>>60190981
we've invented insulin so when you get type 2 diabetes you've got us to thank for surviving, you fat fuck
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>poms going on about rugby
aha
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dam... will ukep eve r recover???
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>>60190990
>can only resort to French stereotypes
>I'm not even French

O I am laffin
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>An Australian or New Zealand meat pie is a hand-sized meat pie containing largely diced or minced meat and gravy, sometimes with onion, mushrooms, or cheese and often consumed as a takeaway food snack. The pie itself is similar to the United Kingdom's steak pie.

>It is considered iconic in Australia and New Zealand.[1] It was described by former New South Wales Premier Bob Carr in 2003 as Australia's "national dish".[2] New Zealanders regard the meat pie as a part of New Zealand cuisine, and it forms part of the New Zealand national identity.[3]

>The popular brand Four'N'Twenty produces 50,000 pies per hour and Australians consume an average of 12 meat pies each per year.[4] The average consumption of meat pies in New Zealand is 15 per person per year.[5] The meat pie is heavily associated with Australian rules football and Rugby League as one of the most popular consumed food items whilst watching a game.

Daily reminder that ausfats but tomato sauce on their meat pies
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>>60191035
YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT OF OF YOUR OWN WORLD CUP IN THE GROUP STAGES

L M A O

YOU LITERATELY CANNOT RECOVER FROM THAT
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>>60191021
You don't need to pay for sex in Thailand if you're white and not a old fat cunt.
>>60191033
You're chatting shit m8
>>60191034
The apartment complex has them, but if I wanted to buy a house with these things we're not even talking a great deal of money.
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>>60191079
>resorting to CAPS
I'm talking to a child
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>>60191064
>UKIP
>I am not a racist, a bigot, a fascist, a xenophobe
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based rich
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>>60191083
I've been to Thailand and Asian people wearing masks in the street was a common, disturbing sight
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that's it

im becoming a male model
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>>60191009
Imagine being this deep in denial

>b-but your breads are sweet n shieet!

Nah stop you're not gonna go anywhere with this
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>>60191083
m8 i live in hong kong and my apartment complex has tons of shit m8
mtr literally 20 steps from the lobby entrance

while i will concede that thai houses are still larger than hk flats i still enjoy it here
maybe thailand isn't that bad, you guys have the weird ice cream shit that's delicious
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>>60191106
>constantly ignoring to topic at hand due to be so embarrassed over the fact that you got absolutely ruined in the world cup

i'm talking to an arseravaged englishman
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>>60191137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd3RMEzochs
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>>60191038
Got two puncture holes in my foot and a graze scar on my knee from a bicycle accident
Got a little nick from a bottle opener on my index finger
Got a mole removed just under my chest
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>>60191067
Does it sound like HONHONHONHONHONHON
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>>60191159
¿que?
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>>60191143

YEEHAH!!
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Just found out that I shat on a footpath while drunk
hmm
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*opens interpals*

ah, just the 9 messages today from foreign qts? oh well
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>>60190160
Rather be a nigger than a chink desu
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holy fuck

did anyone just see the interview with the guy from ACL on The Project?

degredation of Western values before my very eyes
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>>60191189
Nah this food is more like

>YEEEEEEEEEE WHO DAT
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Doing a comedown lads
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>>60191124
It's like 1 in 50 people perhaps in my experience, did you go during a flu outbreak or something?

Or to be fair to you, if you're talking about packed little streets with motorcycles going up and down all day perhaps more people would wear them.
>>60191150
great! I'm not knocking HK at all lad, maybe a bit overcrowded and the prices are massively inflated but seems to be a nice place.

For me the grass is just greener on this side given the choice of here or home.
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>>60191226
watching it on fb now

god i fucking hate waleed gnarley
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yank food is great 2bh
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>>60190172
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important video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KA5iyUUdw
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>>60191153
We won the six nations, what did Wales win?
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>Muslims are allowed to do as they wish as per their religious customs xX
>White Christians?? WTF racist much??????? x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-jTt3Vb4FTI
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>>60191397
>Muslims are allowed to do as they wish as per their religious customs
Not true
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>>60190160
does /brit/ have a discord server?
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>>60191397
>whinge
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>>60191116
Gays really are going to be our only weapon against islam.
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>>60191381
how do animes walk so confidently with their eyes closed
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>>60191414
lost at 1:43
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>>60191414
>those comments

there is hope yet
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Post your guns lads
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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>>60191418
>>60191428
don't reply to me unless you agree with me100% you racist pedofile degenerate murderers
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back from the doctors lads

got prescribed diazepam
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Really feel like Benzos would improve my quality of life

anyone have experiences with/ know a good online retailer?
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alri thailad
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>>60191531
>Really feel like Benzos would improve my quality of life
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>>60191494
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>>60191531
>>60191527
wot r the charnces
>>
>>60191531
I'm on clonazepam and yeah it fucking rules hard

Get a prescription though don't be an idiot, they will fuck your shit up if you abuse them
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well good mornin'
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>>60191494
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>>60191555
>machine gun

That's not what that is Nigel
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>>60191222
only person who would say that is a nigger
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thailad almost every morning some thaimong posts a shitpost thread on /int/

is it you?

>>60191388
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>>60191510
Fuck off Ringo
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banned from /pol/
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>>60191593
Define "legal"
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>>60191383
the match vs you in the world cup?
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>>60191542
alri
>>60191608
don't think I've posted a single thread in 2016 m8 besides one or two /brit/s
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>>60191624
permitted by law
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>>60191494
This right here is my problem solver.
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>>60191663
reddit.
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thailad post a cheeky shot of your todger mate
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>>60191494
My Dad had a Desert Eagle before the handgun ban
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>>60191631
Did you win the world cup though? Have you ever won it? Face it, Wales are chokers at the highest level.
>>
>live in london
>always surprised when I hire a dirver and he's not asian
>>
*trips over and falls facefirst into the pavement*

ah yes very good
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http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/coles-worker-wins-penalty-rates-fight/news-story/e09c00a95876a6efb623c12e9b5acd6a

this lad used to pick his toe nails mid conversation
>>
>>60191672
I'll just send you on snapchat x
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>>60191700
I think this applies to every city in the UK. Pakis have that industry sewn up.
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Just got absolutely rekt by an exam lads, not a good day
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>>60191700
>live in a small village
>takeaways come from nearby town
>delivery guys always pakis
>move to a small town
>has its own takeaways
>always white blokes
>constantly opening the door to a lad in delivery uniform, holding my order, wondering what the hell he wants before I realise
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>>60191760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
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>>60191437
stop being such a bloody racist
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Can I feed myself for 6 days on £5?
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>>60191672

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14TqZgAljVI
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>>60191770
My local Papa Johns seems to exclusively employ Romanians for some reason.
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>>60191674
They're worthless judie tootie point and shooties just made to look cool and so that you can say you have a pistol chambered for .50
>>
>>60191766
what exam you have? i had mandarin
>>
>>60191803
Not really
>>
>>60191803
Yes, eat exclusively oatmeal
>>
>>60191803
I hope you like sand
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>>60190348
.
>>
>>60191831
>oatmeal

Fuck off yank.
>>
dat ass
>>
>>60191821
Computer architecture, how did you do?
>>
>>60191697
have you ever got of of the group stages in your own world cup?
>>
>>60191858
great! think i did great
>>
>>60191817
Desert Eagle is objectively a good gun, come off it mate. Also, we're not impressed with people owning guns for no reason in this country so please make this your last post on the subject.
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>>60191853
>British 10/10
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watching UK traffic copper show. Is it ILLEGAL to drive without insurance? If so why?

Why not just let uninsured fuckwits go into debt?
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>>60191850
You use oatporridge? That is what we say in Norwegian
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>>60191853
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>>60191865
It's not my guns that should impress you, it's my mere existence as an American that should impress you
>>
>>60191803

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=255630848&gclid=CKemtem-hs0CFQ2eGwodrGAH3Q&gclsrc=aw.ds

eat 4 or these a day (1615 calories)

£0.20x4x5=£4

Spend the quid on a beer
>>
>>60191883
>watching UK traffic copper show.
Why?

>Is it ILLEGAL to drive without insurance?
Yes

>If so why?
So that if uninsured fuckwit hits someone, they are covered. Nobody cares about fuckwit McGee, it's to protect his victims
>>
>>60191861
No, but at least we've won the tournament before. This is getting boring now mate.
>>
>>60191883
Because then if they get into a wreck your insurance company has nobody to collect from?

How do you think insurance works?
>>
>>60191895
>cheap, shitty noodles
>Goes Nicely With...
>more fucking noodles
Thanks for the chuckle, Tesco
>>
>>60191902
apparently it's illegal here too, but i swear i've heard of people driving without it
>>
>>60190198
iktf m8
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
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>>60191927
Of course people drive without it, insurance is expensive. But that doesn't stopit being illegal
>>
>>60191895
not doing that
there must be frozen stuff for less than a quid
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>>60191927
I've heard of people driving without rego, number plates or windshields
doesn't make it legal
>>
>>60191872
Maisie is barely a 4/10

>>60191894
I stayed in the US for a few months with my uncle who lives there. The only people who impressed me were the old people. All the young people there are absolute wankers.
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>>60191947
>I've heard of people driving without rego

been doing this the last few weeks yolo
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zc_q9p9iYg

B A S E D M O L Y
A
S
E
D

M
O
L
Y
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>>60191940
nah wait thats just NSW, in victoria it's legal without it. When i registered my car i needed to pay a fee though and that included an accident cost.
>>
Saw some matey driving around without wheels the other day
Can't be legal but there he was doing it anyway
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>>60191951
Gotta say you sound like a tremendous faggot if this is the case
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>>60191817
nice purse
>CDG
>>
>>60190160
Think these Japanese chicks got a taste for the dark chocolate?
>>
>>60191964
here we go boys
>>
Fridge man will be here at ANY MOMENT
>>
>>60191985
Where are we going?
>>
brad folder is cultivating nicely

are they like those gooey aliens you used to get? stick 2 in the fridge together and they give birth to a new one?
>>
thailad sounds like a right qt
>>
>>60191999
to the land of wasted time

it's either 30 seconds or 30 hours with this guy jesus
>>
>>60191817
go fight a bear with a knife you insufferable loser
>>
>>60192029

reckon he hasn't a hair on his body
>>
daily reminder that freedom breeds inequality
>>
>>60191494
Why does your gun have testicles?
>>
tip toein in my jawdins
>>
>>60191976
Truth hurts eh
>>
Yeah, can’t fuck with the vibe that the mandem’s bringing
Treat the weekday like a weekend, that’s winning
I don’t bred nobody cuh I know my vision
So if you don’t wanna hear me, you ain’t gotta listen, nigga
I keep getting stabbed in my back, but I’m still swagging on tracks
Dem man bounced off me but I preed it and bounced right back
>>
>>60191932
*holds you*
>>
daily reminder that THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY
>>
chat shit

get ____
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>>60192036
You remembered me :3
>>
Might do a cheeky kill myself
>>
>>60192113
kisses
>>
*break dances*

you just got served
>>
>Lingerie shop claims smell from Greggs bakery will damage stock

hmm interesting
>>
>>60192113
a stern letter written to the customer service department
>>
>>60191982
Ayyy real recognize real

Best wallet I've ever owned and will forever own when this one eventually wears down somehow, not for a while though
>>
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>>60192113
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>>60192116
pretty hard to forget someone that fucking dumb
>>
>>60192113
fit?
wit?
bit?

Yeah, it's bit, isn't it.

Bitting's not allowed, I'm telling your mum
>>
>>60192145
yeah it is pretty nice tbf but there's something too girly about the zipper for me, would feel proper emasculated unzipping that bad boy at the spoons bar you get me?
>>
>>60192178
Nah idk nobody's ever said anything other than compliments

If someone wants to judge me for my wallet that's their problem, this thing rules
>>
>North Korean state media has hailed US Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump as a "wise politician" who could be good for the North.

All rise fro Presidenta Clinton
>>
>>60191932
puttin that flag in my collection right there
>>
I want to be able to run fast
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>>60192154
I'm glad to have left an impression on you Bruce
>>
>>60192165
>bitting

Aww he hasn't learned how to conjugate properly yet. Cute
>>
Good morning, puppets.
*wiggles my fingers, making you all bow and say good morning back*
Hahaha. Yes.
>>
>>60192098
TRULY PSYCHOSOMATIC
>>
>>60192198
>this thing rules

one of the most yank things I've ever seen posted

you tj detweiler or something?
>>
>>60192222

imagine explaining this post to your parents
>>
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>>60192098
>>60192224
Literally listening to this now.
>>
>>60192222
good post
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>>60192216
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new movie idea: runtnado 3: /brit/
>>
>>60192220
Bulyying's not alowed either, Mister Frog.
>>
>>60192232
Not a clue who that is actually

What am I missing
>>
>>60192236
>tfw will never have a cute butt like that
it hurts to go on
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>tfw your dad is a worn out old man now
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>>60192199
Most of the people voting for Trump would probably still vote for him if he were outed as having fucked dead children.
>>
>>60192265
Didn't see a sign
>>
>>60192267
>>
>>60192290

not an argument
>>
>>60192216
>30 minute 5k
>45bpm resting heart rate
c'mon step it up
>>
tfw you will never be a teenager in the 80s
>>
lads this girl I've been working on for 3 months is finally willing to trade nudes but she wants me to go first

Not a fan of that 2bh
>>
>>60192278

a real man treats *everyone* with respect

not just women

shitty comic
>>
wonder what thailad is thinking about
>>
>>60192314
Ay

Hol up

Are you bragging about a 30 minute 5k?
>>
>>60192332
Do you know her IRL or is it some random internet slag?
>>
>>60192352
>A REAL MAN
Fuck anyone who uses this term

especially fuck women who use it
>>
>>60192332
Find the long dicked spaniard pics
>>
>>60190160


BREXIT

>>60192271

>>60192271

>>60192271

>>60192271
>>
>>60192354
on 4chan? hell yes
>>
>>60192375

yeh i know

it should say "a decent human being"
>>
>>60192353
whether to go straight home or do a bit of shopping after work.
>>
>>60192216
I want to be able to run... not out of money haha
haha 'cause like run out of, not run out of money haha
no fuck that is o, like not run out of, yeah exactly, no fuck off that is one, fuck off mate, come on
>>
>>60192353

same
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>>60192356
Shagged her on a holiday 3 months ago but haven't seen her since because I've been so busy. We talk like we're in a relationship or something tho it's kinda weird but she's hot and I like her so w/e but she's always been touchy about the idea of sending nudes for some reason.

Think the sexual frustration of not being able to see me finally caught up with her too
>>
just done a top shit
>>
>>60192399
what a boring normie mind you have
>>
>>60192426
>>60192426
>>
https://www.fb.com/7NewsMelbourne/videos/10154289455809301/

bloody hell lads
>>
>>60192266
you never seen recess?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367112

crucial poll
>>
>>60192278
So he's raising his son to be a beta-orbiter? What a shit father.
>>
>>60192278
This is funny but not for the reason the author thinks it is
>>
>>60190523
unforgivable
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