bernie edition
(fuck corbyn sub edition)
maisie
bernie haha
fanny
maisie
cara
suck?
>>60182444
me in the back
i like /brit/
both of these are men
>>60182461
when
>>60182476
i like you :3
>>60182433
>Socialist government policy means there is a lack of basic goods
>People protest against this
>Government abuses protestors
>Gets sanctions imposed on them
it's their own fault
>>60182500
>a fag kike
>>60182500
post fucking machines
los simpson jajajksjsks
>>60182530
>protestors
THOSE PROTESTORS ARE FAGGOTS, LIKE THE FSA IN SYRIA
where can I find a girl like this?
>>60182549
do as he says
3:
>>60182530
The sanctions were done for completely different reasons.
>>60182562
mexico
>>60182568
where did you get these??
>>60182568
nearly fucking blinded by the right girl's whitened teeth
>>60182562
Greece/North Africa, since that's where she's from.
>>60182568
Big fan of the blonde's smile. Not a big fan of the rest of the webm.
gonna put anime on hiatus for now
just wanted to tell my pals from "across the pond"
>>60182562
I also want to know :3
>>60182562
adult work
>>60182568
Wew
>>60182616
>adult work
Always wanted to know if that site was legit.
>>60181944
>gonna take it for the first time soon desu dunno what to expect, have heard various things
Everything's been lovely and giggly so far m8. I"m on a low dose. I can still keep track of my thoughts and whatnot. It's actually been quite clear headed compared with the likes of LSD and mushrooms. Quite tactile and sensual. Anything can seem sexy. (Like a brightly coloured towel lmao)
>>60182568
MODS
>>60182568
my gfs just sent this to you
>>60182654
what is this drug you speak of
bit bored
another sleepless night
>>60182654
what's a low dose?
gonna do roughly 20mg i think
fuck me lads just found out my old PE teacher got sent down for noncing a few days ago because of shagging 13 year old girls
>>60182488
bit surprised about the one on the right
I have a fetish for tall, slim girls you see
>>60182699
I know this feeling all too well
pinch and a punch for the first day of the month lads hahaha just kidding x
>>60182719
ledge
>>60182719
>going to a co-ed school
I bet you're a fucking retard.
now /brit/ is getting more funny xD
>>60182719
all male teachers are nonces tbf
>>60182750
fuck off bent cunt
need a qt
>>60182750
battyboy
*wakes up*
"White rabbit"
>>60182774
>>60182790
>being an actual fucking retard
top kek
>>60182488
they can fool with pictures all they want. in real-life hearing the voice is all you need to know
>>60182775
is it even anatomically possible to have eyes that big? she looks like an anime character
top kek
>>60182803
Yeah if you don't go to a school where lads suck each other off in the showers you must be a retard lmao
car won't start
>>60182821
wwwww
look at this fucking dog
>>60182711
This is a very rough calculation. I was given it diluted in water for my birthday in January and I've been saving it for an occasion. BUT I have taken WHAT I ESTIMATE to be 15mg after going back on my college chemistry. I'm going by erowid's system. 20mg would be fine and dandy.
>>60182846
try turning it off and back on again
>>60182846
FACT
>>60182838
>being this mad about being an actual fucking retard
kek
Watching Loose Women at 3am. What am I in for?
https://twitter.com/ian_watkins/status/280111462314303488
what did he mean by this
why doesn't cara have extraflags yet it deludes me
>>60182881
why are you so inescure about going to a school where the boys all had a big wank in the P.E. changing rooms?
nothing to be ashamed of mate it's in the past now, you're just a bent cunt is all
>>60182911
F L A G S
L
A
G
S
>get into bed and get all comfy
>realise i still have to turn my light off
roooooo
>>60182913
Why are you so insecure about being an actual fucking retard that you start screaming UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY?
I'd say it's nothing to be ashamed of but I'd be ashamed if I was an actual fucking retard like you.
>>60182961
the posts of a very insecure man, think the repressed memories of you gobbling up a soggy biscuit behind the bike sheds are getting to you
>>60182997
>the actual fucking retard is still going
What an actual fucking retard you are
>>60183009
yeah very witty, you sure showed me
Who else /naked/ here?
>>60183023
>he's still going
What an actual fucking retard
>>60183045
Yes very good repeat yourself like the mindless drone you are, bet you'll even reply to this one you sheep
>>60182488
No they aren't
>>60183061
>Trying to create a catch 22 as if that makes him look like less of an actual fucking retard
Keep replying like the actual fucking retard you are. Feed me like the good little cuck you are. Entertain me, retard. Dance for me. Do as you're told.
>>60183066
idiot
>>60183087
>Just repeating what I said but in different words
Entertain me, retard. Dance for me. Do as you're told.
>>60183110
Good boy. Good little cuck. Reply again. Do it, you little faggot. Do as you're fucking told. Dance.
Started playing GTA5 again lads
Why is this allowed?
just spent about 20 minutes trying to swat a fly in my room. it keeps getting away :-/
embarassing yourself
pirates...
>>60183147
just b urself Dude
>>60183141
Britain has a lot of beautiful women...
addicted to nicotine lads
>>60183141
nothing wrong with calling a shirt a wife beater
only cucks disagree
>>60183166
i really really like this image, can i save it?
>>60183141
who wears wife beaters? they're not even comfortable
>>60183199
this 2bh
>AFL? That's treason. I prefer NRL as it continues yet another great british tradition!
Meanwhile they have fucking NRL teams named 'THE BRONCOS'
'THE COWBOYS'
'THE RABBITOHS'
Most yank names i've ever heard. Why are northeners such fucking morons?
>>60183175
it landed on my piss bucket and I swatted it and piss flew all over my room
just did 30 pushups and then did 10
how many can /brit/ do
>>60183186
sure
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
>>60183207
>I prefer NRL as it continues yet another great british tradition!
nobody says this. kek the poms aren't even good at rugby
>Wow there were girls in your school? Lol you must be a fucking retard as you missed out on wanking off blokes in the toilets - an important life lesson!
>>60183217
saved it before you even gave permission tbqh
>>60183141
My dad wears wife beaters in the summer but he's never beaten my mum, only me.
>>60183227
They do on this fucking board
>>60183207
>'THE RABBITOHS'
how is the rabbitohs yank at all? possibly the most australian name there is for a team
>>60183176
You're women are really beautiful. I've heard they're in so few numbers though 30 guys have to share 1?
>>60183241
2ch DOT hk/fet/src/82447/14459841990332.webm
weww
>>60183253
so what like 15 people out of 23m? you're fucking retarded go kill yourself you absolute fucking idiot christ spewing that vitiriolic shit here fuck OFFFFFFFF
>>60183199
I do
to show off my arms
>>60183254
Well the other two sound straight of the NFL
>60183234
That's it cuck. Keep dancing. Entertain me. Do as you're told.
>Good boy. Good little cuck. Reply again. Do it, you little faggot. Do as you're fucking told. Dance
>>60183293
shut up you fucking idiot go back to england
Entertain me, retard. Dance for me. Do as you're told.
anyone else think it's a bit hot in here?
listening to random fire in the booths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1--Y9C3mfac
>>60183255
*50 ok. Get your facts straight.
Moreover, I AM WHITE.
>9
>>60183267
what
>>60183320
lovely and cool
>i choose my sport based on the culture its derived from not based on whether or not i like it
>what do you mean "enjoy"? no no no i purely watch sport based on its relevance to my heritage my good man please let me not repeat myself as i grow weary of such matters!
>>60183320
hot in my room t︃bh
>>60183320
Yeah actually I've got my fan on its 8c over here getting sweaty desu.
>>60183306
>thinking anyone outside NSW or QLD gives a single fuck about NRL
why are there so many of you fucks on here as well?
>>60183323
HUHUHUH AHAHAHAH UUHUH HAHUHU HUHU
>>60183320
literally 30c in my room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8\
wew lads
>gf breaks up with me because we argued again
>doesn't speak to me
>wants to drop off all the stuff I bought her back at my house
>texts me a few days later calling me a liar and a cheat and for following a few fitties on Instagram after we had broken up
Lads wtf
>why yes i am a pure anglo-saxon
>>60183352
point me to where i implied that you fucking loser? go play your gay-fl shitter "muh bear hugs!" sport you fucking joke
>>60183344
same
>>60183323
She only managed 30 though didn't she??
>I AM WHITE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>60183369
All for following*
>>60183369
Criticise my poetry
The Love Letter
Leonardo Bastos
There’s a wretched lass,
with pink-coloured cheeks
and a tow-coloured fringe,
who sits beside me in class.
She is a brash,
mean-spirited witch,
an ice queen princess and a bitch
whose off-coloured jokes might make you aghast.
She’s hardwired to yak
about vague and trivial crap
that no one, but herself, cares about.
What really is a drag, is that she likes me.
Even worse is that if I don’t compliment her,
or cherish her,
she gets mad, screams, raves and cries for a month.
I’ve seen her frown;
and believe me, it’s like I’m looking down
a barrel of a gun.
Her pale blue eyes
open so languidly when she tires,
as well as when she respires.
She gave me a love letter today,
all shy she was to do so.
She walked a smirk back home
middle-sore…
something familiar of relief…
"I wonder if he will recompense me",
her footsteps giggled.
LADS
just got back from a girls house after the club, got from no base to third base in one night I finally ascended to normiehood
>w-what n-no the only reason people wouldn't like gayfl would be because they have some sort of ancestral motive with rugby! definitey not because its a superior sport!
when i seize power i will gas people like this
should probably go to sleep but i'm not really tired
>>60183370
>Anglo Saxon
Doesn't exist.
would you?
>>60183399
DUMB MONKEY
>>60183401
>base system
foy
>>60183401
what one is third base again
not familiar with these yank terms
>>60183435
Think it means getting a blowie aha
>tfw big willy
good feel
>>60183412
Neither am I considering I only slept for like 4 hours yesterday.
break the wrist
break the arm
break the jaw
crack the ribs
stomp the head
>>60183422
yes ofc
>>60183401
tell the story, then FONT
>i am not from victoria
When i seize power i will nuke these people
>>60183433
it's not like I know what I'm doing here lad I just use what pop culture has siphoned into me
main point is I stopped being a beta faggot and now I'm off to bed for a pleasant kip
>>60183427
Well Mexico is worser than Brazil so I don't know what you're on...
>>60183447
heh
he should have easily been able to lose his virginity then
was probably just a bit too autistic/nervous to escalate it
yes yes keep replying like the little worm you are, you won't be able to resist this post you weak minded cuck
>>60183422
With our without the leg attached?
I like Baseball
I imagine I'd like cricket as well it I understood it/was able to visit game regularly.
hockey and basketball are alright
soccer is so dull, can't understand the enjoyment
>>60183460
did you get a gobby you sly little cassanova
lads am I a normie?
>>60183474
nobody enjoys """soccer""" we all just pretend to fit in
>>60183435
A beej lad
>>60183458
no you wont you fleshy palmed melbournite faggot
>ummmm look i'd love "watch the game" (eh) with you but i actually have to finish my soy double shot before going to the national park to read poetry to the birds
FUCKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>60183462
>>60183462
*worse
This would be more grammatically correct m8, no offence.
>>60183496
why didn't you shag her lid
you probably should have been able to in that situation
oh well, always next time eh
good job x
queensland is the best state
t. brisbane on holidays
>>60183467
>>60183475
I'll be honest, I am still nervous and autistic. Had no johnnies and I'm not risking it without so I didn't want her near my johnson just incase I made a bad decision.
Overall, this was a constructive step in the right direction for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chKjb-k6lyc
>>60183497
>>60183474
Baseball and cricket are the most boring, never really cared about hockey. Footballs alright.
evalion's videos are so fucking funny lmfao.
a voice saying them words, omg lols.
lads
>>60183498
Why are you so jealous of objectivley the best city in aus?
>sydney will forever have more chinks and lebs
>brisbane will forever be underwater
>>60183535
this was meant for you >>60183517
>>60183563
You're right, I could have
there will be a next time though so I'm not stressed
>>60183556
banter
>>60183561
top kek literally nobody outside of australia even knows about melbourne
>b-but muh sydney has lebs and chinks
yeah no mate on your bike
jordan knight
Makes me happy seeing a Mexican embracing English lad speak lads. Used to them moaning about something or another but I'm beginning to realise there's some top fellas in that sunny country x
>>60183588
not an argument
>>60183608
pablo
>>60183604
>>60183604
Who?
>>60183608
he's fucking annoying
really makes u think
taking a brahmin cart to New Reno, you lads need anything
>>60183608
t.jesus
>>60183626
nope, my name is alberto
>>60183626
The only Pablo I know is that shitty cunt little doggo on those Frank adverts
>jordan knight WILL defend sydney
>>60183657
churka fag
>>60183653
Guns and drugs.
>>60183656
Fuck right off Weng Zhu Li, haven't you got some bubble tea to drink and some menthol cigarettes to smoke? Smelly chink.
>>60183666
nice digits
birdcucks will be at it again soon lads
>>60183707
awful awful things
why do i only see you at this time of night anyway, do you have a terrible sleeping pattern?
just took all these lads, what am i in for?
>>60183666
jordan knight confirmed for lucifer
Powerful.
reeee
>>60183707
they already are
>>60183676
you are the fag churka with proxy
need a tay gf
>>60183789
sigh same here.
she is the exact sort of girl i'd go for.
>tall
>pretty faced
>patrician tastes
>tfw getting so comfortable living alone and doing whatever the fuck I want to in my spare time that I actually find the prospect of living with anyone else unattractive
>>60183735
i wake up at 3pm and go to sleep at 4am so yes
bit concerned im not baked enough to be able to go to sleep at the moment
wanking in this heat was a mistake
>10 Countries Where Slavery Is Still Rampant
>all 3rd world shitholes
OMG FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60183826
fair fair
mine is gonna be like that for the next month
have zero responsibilities now exams are done
Ayo, stop the thread a minute, I got somethin to say
/brit/, I wanna tell you this shit right now, while this fuckin weed is in me
I don't know if I ever told you this, but I love you lads
I got you're motherfucking backs, just know this shit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36420932
manages to get all of these mentioned in a 50 second clip
>Birmingham would be nothing without immigration, immigrants built the city
>Feminism
>bankers the bonuses
can't say he isn't efficient
>>60183870
>why yes I am both marxist and racist
>>60183848
>exams are done
very jealous, mine don't finish until the 15th
Don't mind me lads just shilling a really good film
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b013cgm6/the-disappearance-of-alice-creed
>>60183889
>Having exams in June
wot
>>60183813
She's too tall for you.
>>60183889
wew bit late
my term ends just after the 15th
got 3 weeks of getting fucked now desu
>>60183870
and the eu
>>60183842
Saw an article saying there's 6500 slaves in Canada
Take note.
>>60183870
that's me
6. Being on the electoral register can improve your credit rating
>>60183946
as he said 3rd world shitholes
>>60183903
top kek no
the guy she made this about is exactly my height
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNoKguSdy4Y
also her exs:
Harry Styles = 5'11
Jake Gyllenhaal = 6'0
REALLY, really makes you think.
>>60183977
DON'T BE BAD
>>60183948
>tell a "strong woman" she has an attitude
>She backs down immediately
Top kek
>>60183983
fuck you fucking piece of shit
>>60183909
>got 3 weeks of getting fucked now desu
yeh that'll be good, im planning to do a big acid trip and maybe shrooms when mine finish
>>60183979
>using exes as proof that you're good enough
>EXES
KEK poor little midget
>>60183974
>Never borrowed money in my life
>On the electoral roll
>Still get told 'xDD we dont have enuff information to give you a valid credit rating xDDD'
This wouldn't happen if Mosley had come to power.
considering about getting into boxing.
got a long and bony nose though
>>60183870
probably fair to say that irish immigration played a part
>>60183870
This is unironically him haha, you can't make it up
>>60183991
Listen here shitlips. Never, ever, EVER tell me what to do again, understood?
Good, glad that one has been cleared up, now get out of my sight.
>>60184005
>got a long and bony nose though
not for long lol
>>60183983
>using they're in this context
makes me uncomfortable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lix-ajZ4Sk
BERNIE SANDERS 2016
BERNIE SANDERS
BERNIE SANDERS
TONIGHT!
>>60184009
the irish arent even counted as immigrants
it's quite hot
>>60184010
>Passionate about Diversity
What makes white people do this?
>>60183948
>Uncited quotes determine what a strong man is
>>60184052
essex weather
>>60184023
What else do you expect from a nigger
>>60184010
I understand being neutral and not racist
But why the fuck would you want to pursue diversity and all this
Is this 'Look How Much Of A Good Person I Am' Syndrome?
>>60184052
indeed
>>60184061
not even in essex atm haha
>>60184054
because you acted like pirate colonialists in the past
>>60183870
i heard that on radio 4 driving home and i thought hoe memetastic it was
>>60184054
misplaced guilt
>>60184054
he's a labour party activist what do you expect kek
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/teenage-labour-activist-quits-political-11062224
http://www.thechamberlainfiles.com/rising-star-slams-labour-homophobia-and-says-its-like-living-in-north-korea/
>>60184077
sneaky git
>>60184002
lol stop trying lad
>>60184059
Are you some sort of sexist mate? Listen to the quote u uneducated cunt haha
>>60184097
is this bette