Eudition
cara
alri lads
gotte straffe deutchland
maisie
the collapse of the USSR was a mistake lads
>>60179815
it was the only thing it got right
making an arrangement
hell seger
relay make u thinke
>>60179815
Collapse of the USSR was good for the average man
Living conditions have improved massively
Me in the middle.
wish i had an online community i could come home to
not you, you don't count. everything here is stagnant.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWJZg-nIvGE
did a massive cum to this lads
give it a go
>>60179815
Collapse of the USSR was the best thing to happen in the 20th century
onto the 2 pint now
stop me before i eat again
>>60179834
Kek this was probably because of raiders
Remember seeing something that we called all muslims Turks and they would regularly raid south england for a time
>>60179846
>Living conditions have improved massively
say that to hohols haahaha
>>60179754
brexit
That kid seen the gorilla and must've thought it was his mum
>>60179914
was banned from /a/ for get/dubs posting but that wasn't even my intention. bad mood now
>>60179914
imagine the conception of that child
>>60179914
p.racist ngl
>watch this KKK bbc three documentary
>Everything they say people on /pol/ regularly say
>>60179914
brits are pretty racist
>>60179914
WE WUZ SPACESHIPS N STARSHIPS N SHEIT
I work with a lad who unironically believes in heaven, ghosts, curses, and bigfoot.
He wants to leave the EU because chinese immigrants are stealing our jobs. He has no skills or qualifications.
He hates socialism, but lives in a council house.
He is overweight, but blames genetics.
He thought he drove a British car- He has a ford.
He does not know what the capital of Portugal is, despite visiting three times.
Today I asked him how intelligent he thought he was on a scale of one to ten.
He said eight.
>>60179937
nice singles fagget
>>60179937
Complaining about janitorial decisions is a bannable offence
>>60179815
good old times.
>>60179976
t. putin
>>60179754
I really wish that you exit the EU.
For your own good, and also because it will *hopefully* encourage other countries to do the same.
>>60179961
>He doesn't believe in Heaven
Doing a prayer for you right now.
might have a cheeky gungeon run to stave away the suicidal thoughts haha
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCS13YSZikU
>>60179976
vanyuchi pidaras
>>60180005
t. Boris Johnson on holiday
>>60179757
Dumb lesbian obnoxious cunt
look at this fucking dog
when did megan fox get so qt lads
>>60180001
NO ERA PENAL
I go on holiday once a year with my family and this year my dad's got it into his head that we're going to Canada. I mean I've got nothing against the place really but visiting Canada with my parents? What the fuck am I going to do there? It'll probably be even colder than here. I just want to hang around on a beach and drink lager is that so much to ask
>>60180020
>lady gaga is still alive
wTF
p.sleepy, ngl
>>60180057
she has ugly fingers chap
![top_list_megan_foxs_top_10_beauty_looks[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hkCkTkM.jpg "top_list_megan_foxs_top_10_beauty_looks[1].jpg")
>>60180057
Megan Fox ruined her qtness tbqh lad.
Fuck me I can see why the Yanks want to build that Wall now
>>60180060
are you going to repeat that over and over?
>>60180040
No. I really am a (Catalan) Spaniard. Not all of us want you to burn in hell.
old indian lady pulled both my big toenails today lol
>>60180050
I'm lookin
what am I seein?
>>60180075
me too but i need to do a bit more uni work.
orthodox christians >>>> pseudo christian pirates
>>60180068
Tell him that half the country is on fire and will be for several more months.
Horrible day at work
Have to cut two people tomorrow
>>60180095
AJAJKAJKSAJAKSjaskjAksJASKj
le 155>>60180086
>>60180105
pulled them or pulled them off?
Lads.
Not being gay.
But I want to look like one of those gay guys from queer eye for the straight guy.
You know the slightly toned arms and perfect facial features without looking like a complete faggot or Arnold Shwarzanegger.
Something inbetween left wing faggot and 15 stone body builder but standing out from average white guy with a combover.
Please do not steal my idea.
>>60180095
Didn't realise any Spaniards wanted us to burn in hell tbqh that's rude :(
>>60180149
pulled them out, destroyed part of the nail root so nothing would grow there again
>>60180136
155 is from uruguay
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/05/31/eu-court-adviser-employers-can-ban-muslim-headscarf.html
Our government would never do this, thanks based eu
>>60180172
t. 155
>>60180087
evolved desu, still qt
>>60180136
?
>>60180190
>EU infringes upon personal liberty despite claiming to stand for it
Ahh yes, very impressive.
>>60180212
>>60179757
i honestly think if cara were to meet me irl she'd either straight up h8 me or love me
no inbetween.
either way, i'd still bang her.
>>60180214
Fuck off paki
>>60180150
as long as you don't lace yourself up in some leather trousers you'll be fine
>>60180212
he is trying to act like a /lat/ poster
>>60180233
>>60180094
no era penal pendejo
>>60180172
fag churka
>>60180214
t.mohamed
>>60180239
Bloody fool.
That's the main ingredient.
No wonder you're a virgin.
Really makes you think
Job interview next week, lads.
Think I actually feel good about myself for once.
>>60180251
fag churka hates russia.
>>60180155
Nah... Not really. But sometimes I see some animosity both ways that I don't get ("moors" and "pirates" accusations, Gibraltar stupidity..)
>>60180150
unironically me irl tbhwy
>>60180291
fag churka
sdefan bolynu
ALRIGHT SHIT, BE COMPLETELY HONEST.
WOULD YOU BANG THIS GIRL (The skinny one) BEARING IN MIND THAT SHE WEARS NAPPIES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG94ud1TkSU
>>60180307
Don't steal my idea you welsh cunt.
This is MY thing.
>>60180159
problem with ingrown toenails?
had both my (ingrown) toenails removed like 4 months ago and they've still not grown back yet lel
are your toes throbbing atm?
>>60180313
STOOOOP
going to the moon lads
want me to get you anything?
>>60180335
wat
>>60180365
i'm unironically what you want to be lols.
bit of an ego boost.
>>60180335
is it a girl or a tranny???
>>60180384
can i come so i can be the first person to wank on the moon
>>60180335
what is this even
americans are mentally ill
>>60180395
>i'm unironically what you want to be lols.
Nobody wants to be you Lisicki.
>>60180412
Actual girl.
XX chromosomes and everything.
She likes living as a little girl and her significant other is her "Daddy" despite the fact he's like 25.
>>60180435
shut the fuck up
>>60180260
well you'd better post some pics of yourself when you get them
>>60180427
>be the first person to wank on the moon
bit late
>>60180427
nah fuck off mate build ur own rocket
>>60180446
i'm that tall 6'2 white boy with a pretty face, nice hair and nice slim body la'
hey dudes. did you hear what happened to the radical condiments on the sidewalk? i think I found a sasquatch on my vacation bro. i think i'll drink kool-aid with my 401k . when is garbage day dude? hersheys.
60180479
why did you say you were 6'1 a while back then, you retarded attention whore?
>do a big shitpost on /a/
>get 6 (You)s
>deleted + temp block (Global 3 - Garbage Outside of /b/)
>someone asks what it was
>reposted
>5 more replies to that
>>60180427
>implying "the loneliest man in the world" didn't
>>60180384
moonetto pls m8
http://www.strawpoll.me/10364979
http://www.strawpoll.me/10364979
http://www.strawpoll.me/10364979
>>60180517
nonce
>>60180511
in /cum/ we have an attention whore
>>60180464
fine a magnum almond then
>>60180335
In a fucking heartbeat
what a ridiculous question
>>60180542
the irish cunt?
>>60180535
nani!?
>>60180569
she is called /cum/chan or something like that....i do not know if she is the irish
>>60180562
why would u have that saved
that's from 8 fucking years ago smfh
>why did you say you were 6'1
uh? 190cm? 6'1?
lols ok.
>Layer entire house with bubble wrap
>Have mountains and mountains of bubble wrap
>Walk around naked because I live alone
>When I need to shit I do it whilst standing up and walking about so it falls on the bubble wrap
>I have literally never felt this free
>>60180604
>8 fucking years
>>60180631
hmm........
>>60180335
strange how people have become so infantile
Oh good heavens would you look at the time
Thoughts?
>>60180335
these girls need (my) cock to set them normal
>>60180604
this is more recent
>where have all the nappy girls gone? ;_;
>>60180631
>>60179961
>He thought he drove a British car- He has a ford.
The fuck desu?
>>60180695
>where have all the nappy girls gone?
in the bin where they belong
dislexic m8s goin' off on one about his ex haha
>I wasn't even on it at first till she gave me changa in a pipe then I got horny on the drug
what did he mean by this?
everything is fucking messed up with my head right now
every moment doesnt feel real
Mum found the washing up glove fleshlight
>>60180742
delete this
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS haha
>>60180604
>>60180641
>>60180761
DUDE
>>60180631
>>60180335
>9:38
>>60180752
changa contains DMT
>>60180791
I blame Trudeau
>tfw 20, live at home with old parents, social anxiety, no direction in life, no mates
not going well desu
>>60180787
better call saul was one of the worst things I've watched in my life
>>60180835
m8 no one gives a fuck if you live at home at 20 hahaha
/p/ said this picture would win a prize if you entered it in a Most Mundane Shot competition
>>60180835
all me
>>60180853
this
>>60180673
I unironically still enjoy picture books, cartoons for all age groups, and toys (especially lego)
but I'll never let my coworkers or friends know :^)
>>60180862
>/p/
genuinely gets me depressed at how good they are
>>60180814
wew
never realised his 3rd eye was so visibly open
>>60180835
>excuses
if you wanted to do better, you'd be doing it
business idea: inorganic experiences
>>60180841
I agree. Burger shows usually lack in quality, but I expected it to be at least as entertaining as Breaking Bad, and it was not.
Might be going from £6.94 an hour to £25,000 a year, lads.
The world would be better if this were British borders
Prove me wrong
>>60180791
willy got hard here
>>60180841
>>60180931
I unironically enjoy that program.
just put new sheets on lads
thanks to the aussie and the yank for motivating me to do so
>When you're completely out slaying but no one's pulling the flag
No I don't keep up with the Kardashians and their shenanigans.
No I don't vape.
No I don't listen to hippity hop.
No I don't do drugs.
No I don't eat at Nandos.
No I don't go to music festivals.
No I don't wear chinos.
No I don't want to travel around the world.
No I don't have unprotected anal sex.
No I don't have any anal sex.
No I don't boast about my sexual escapades.
No I don't believe in lies.
My name is Eugene, and I AM an atheist.
>>60180970
i could move to australia and find a qt sub bf
>>60180835
stop buying new video games
wear yourself out on what you got until you cant stand doing jack shit anymore
still got this fucking will griggs on fire song stuck in my head
they played it at a fucking club last night
pakis
>>60180970
get rid of all that African shit except SA and its alright
also dump India
moving to japan lads
much prefer posting here at 2am than 6pm
normies ruining /brit/ once again.
>>60181021
FONT.
>>60180970
>>60180995
pirate scumbags
>>60181053
kys you replied with the lyrics earlier
>>60180953
>mfw under 25s don't get the new living wage
>>60180983
I watched it anyways, because I need to watch something.
By the way, I recently watched "Psychoville". Saw it in the Catalan TV (English shows have always been very popular here). It was sick and very fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-GO6xfdducYouTube
Love this video haha x
Writing a story about British India lads
here's a bit of it
>There was something about the air here, the deep humid scent that perforated the city of Calcutta, there was no place in this dreary landmass that truly matched it. There were many who simply could not take India, and Calcutta chewed them up and spit them back to England soon enough; often rife with malaria and fever if alive at all. India was hard country, and it loathed the English constitution. Even the Moslems stuck to their palaces and dry soothing temperance, while we found ourselves stuck in little more than the arse end of the Ganges, the endless swamps of Bengal. It was in this place however that we built a city of our own, it may not have been Deli but it was here that the East India Company made its headway during the turn of the century. It was here in Calcutta where I found myself, a proud Scot of affluence and grace wound up in the far East of the Empire in lieu of my brother’s inheritance from our father. India had a way with people, those who survived the heat and the insects found themselves almost as kings themselves in this virgin land where back home they would not have been allowed to even shine the shoes of the nobility. For those like myself whom came from privilege, it felt more like some sordid hell, but at least it offered a second chance for the second son.
I have more after that plus a bit about the ship ride there but idk how to fit it in
>>60181072
Watch Boardwalk Empire
>>60180235
I like your confidence
white people cannot vine at all
>>60181065
lol i unironically got rekt there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPuobIil7-0
>>60181113
smdh @ white """""""""""people"""""""""""
>>60181142
nigger
Lads.
Unpaid internship in my field, in Johannesburg, in their winter, Free housing, transport, and food though.
OR
Take junior admin role for shitty company in outer london for relatively good money, unrelated to my field?
roleplaying as a bitch who gags on and takes his girl's 9 inch cock
>>60181094
I watched the first episode
It was aight
>>60181166
good lad
>>60181162
bring a bulletproof vest for both
johannesburg would be an interesting life experience
>>60181162
South Africa
why would someone live in the UK willingly if they had the option to leave?
>>60181162
internship desu
no point going somewhere you don't want to be in
internship sounds quite good if they're paying your expenses and will get you places after it
>>60181162
might be bantz in SA
>>60181072
Wasn't too into psychoville.
Have you seen Brass eye, The day to day, Bojack horseman, or mission hill?
>>60181162
johannesburg sounds safer
>>60181098
>>60181178
Americans don't deserve their own shows.
Boardwalk > The Wire > The Sopranos > Dexter (S1-4) > Mad Men > Game of Thrones > Breaking Bad >Dexter (S5-8)
Why do we even need aircraft carriers when we can just use a container ship like in the Falklands war
>>60181162
whats your field mate? and how did you get these offers
>>60181113
white people invented vine
>>60181227
not as reliable in the 21st century when countermeasures ensure that a close approach with something like that is impossible
>>60181227
because those are harriers
you need a runway
>>60181227
because you only need a 3 killstreak for a UAV
Confession: I want to lesbian online dating profiles. A lot.
>>60181258
Argentina barely has any defenses lmfao
>>60181247
PhD in Anthropological coniditions necessary for botanic life
Inferior JF scum here, have to chose between Edinburgh, Glasgow and Aberdeen for my summer trip.
Main criteria are a vibrant nightlife, size of international community (residents and tourists) and the complete absence of heat and heatwaves (keep in mind I'm going in July).
Here are some massive chebs to draw your attention.
>>There was something about the air here, the deep humid scent that perforated the city of Calcutta, there was no place in this dreary landmass that truly matched it. There were many who simply could not take India, and Calcutta chewed them up and spit them back to England soon enough; often rife with malaria and fever if alive at all. India was hard country, and it loathed the English constitution. Even the Moslems stuck to their palaces and dry soothing temperance, while we found ourselves stuck in little more than the arse end of the Ganges, the endless swamps of Bengal. It was in this place however that we built a city of our own, it may not have been Deli but it was here that the East India Company made its headway during the turn of the century. It was here in Calcutta where I found myself, a proud Scot of affluence and grace wound up in the far East of the Empire in lieu of my brother’s inheritance from our father. India had a way with people, those who survived the heat and the insects found themselves almost as kings themselves in this virgin land where back home they would not have been allowed to even shine the shoes of the nobility. For those like myself whom came from privilege, it felt more like some sordid hell, but at least it offered a second chance for the second son.
Which box of condoms should I buy?
http://www.amazon.com/Trojan-Pleasure-Premium-Lubricated-Condoms/dp/B010MR7F6W?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_2&smid=A3P519DM70Q7JX
or
http://www.amazon.com/Trojan-Condom-Pleasure-Lubricated-Condoms/dp/B015Y9ESKO?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_1&smid=A2OXBVG9QAL6PU
>>60181287
Argentina isn't the only country in the world
>>60181287
they've got impenetrable defense against ultraviolet light actually
>>60181226
Why do Brits watch so many "game" and panel shows?
>Taking into account that only 7 per cent — one in 14 — of our population is privately educated, get this: according to the Sutton Trust, almost three-quarters of top military officers, three-quarters of senior judges, half of leading print journalists, three-fifths of the top ranks of the medical profession, four-fifths of leading newspaper editors, two-fifths of BAFTA winners, a fifth of British music awards winners, nearly a third of MPs and half the cabinet were educated at independent schools. Even Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour shadow cabinet has twice as big a proportion as the population as a whole.
>>60181207
I'll take a look at them, thanks.
>>60181094
Pending one.
>>60181226
I only watched the first episode of The Sopranos too. I got half way through The Wire S2 and stopped
>Soweto was so dangerous the streetview car didn't go there
>>60181321
They're GOAT
You wouldn't understand, they wouldn't work in the US
>>60181321
We don't and this is a racist generalisaton.
>>60181317
i honestly don't understand the point of condoms
>1. if a girl is on the pill they're not needed
>2. every girl is on the pill
>3. don't shag slags
literally sorted.
>>60181317
Neither. Hefty bags or bust
>>60181312
FONT
>>60181312
Edinburgh Is actually a nice place
>>60181211
post more
>>60181312
Glasgow is a shithole
Aberdeen is irrelevant and freezing
Edinburgh is the only decent city in the UK apart from London
>>60181352
They wouldn't work because nobody cares what Stephen Fry thinks of Walker's new logo.
>>60181350
First episode of Sopranos isn't representative at all, first season in general is pretty weak actually. Give it another chance.
>>60181226
>The Wire > The Sopranos
>>60181372
All three seem like great places actually, which is why I have to ask this.
>>60181378
UNA VELA
>>60181361
weapon
>>60181402
>>The Wire > The Sopranos
yes that's correct you wop cunt FUCK OFF
>>60181415
colonialism was disgusting chap
how do you find the clitoris?
Post pictures that make you think
>>60181405
Aberdeen is boring and Glasgow is literally a shithole
>>60181199
>>60181200
>>60181203
>>60181205
>>60181210
Alright lads, guess I'm going to bongo bongo land. Might as well go while I'm young.
>>60181247
Masters in environmental engineering.
The admin position is a vacancy at my current company (multinational food service company). The internship I read about online, and emailed asking them about. They asked me to describe all the projects I'd done at uni, tell them why I wanted to go to Africa, and what mt ideal end career was. It's a company that does environmental consultation/training throughout southern Africa.
>>60181402
I liked the episode in the first season where Tony tells Meadow he's a mobster while they're in Maine
>>60181442
it's a big fucking lump mate it's not hard
>>60181441
100% agreed, Britain's history as a country is disgusting.
>>60181463
reminder it is literally africa so it will be like detroit but more black people
>>60181387
>Glasgow is a shithole
Care to expand on this? I'm there for the sights, the nightlife, the international community and the absence of heat, in this order.
>>60181490
you are my best ally in /brit/
>>60181431
Wire is boring, corny, and PC as all fuck with horrible acting to boot. Sopranos is an epic. Kill yourself, my man.
PARTY DOWN FOR MAISIEBRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8TuSVmOrw
>>60181497
For sights, international community and probably nightlife, Edinburgh
don't know too much about scotland sorry
>>60181495
I don't even mind. It's better than living with my parents, and working my current job.
Would probably be good for me to get out of my comfort zone.
>>60181568
Np, and thank you for your trouble.
>>60179754
I'm going to bed m8s. You should too.
Good night from Barcelona!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJxHHP-aTOc
(btw the j in that phrase he quotes is pronounced like the "j" in "Jack", not like in Spanish)
Religion is nothing more than a method to control the weak minded.
Got £6.20 Google rewards credit
What shall I spend it on
>>60181621
forgot pic. damn.
>>60181555
Why is richard dawkins even famous?
>Religion is nothing more than a method to control the weak minded.
>>60181652
Because of >>60181635 making him famous
>saved some solid memes I found
>just realized I saved the thumbnail
woopsie haha
>>60181510
cheers la', like when some JF comes here looking for a job to provide for their family and then you have idiots here complaining about it after what we've done to the world. Be it through exterminating natives from their land or even in the 21st century be it create the middle east as a cesspit for the IS to exist.
We need to realise we're in the 21st century and we need to help the rest of the world after we've only taken from it for so long.
blooded running into the street
doing a listen
watching an porn
