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maisie
cara
3rd for swedes are fags
PIRATES...
dio cano
belo belo
Kyary
me n me tory pals
/brit/ in 10 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
>>60175755
dunno why u post here
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
>>60175742
what do you think you're doing mister
>>60175761
Dont understnad this mexican simpsons weed meme desu
>>60175755
fuck off haitiANUS
alri
755
That's a redundant statement.
might have some of these mini eggs and have te in the Mini Egg™ cup it came with
>>60175747
Tommy from Essex, your goose is well and truly cooked
>I have a philips aquatouch and a gillette mach 3
>>60175755
He's so hot.
name these objects
Custom Crazy Back to School Parkour
https://youtu.be/nCmclI4VIEU
Daily reminder that the only way to save Europe is to destroy the EU
>>60175797
kinda cheating as i didn't include an image desu
>>60175824
pirate fag
>>60175830
1. scone?
2. buggy
3. tap
4. ice cream
>>60175830
scone
pram
tap
ice lolly
Could you imagine being a father and raising your beloved son, only for him to turn into a degenerate bender who watches anime?
>>60175821
Literally do not understand the point of anything but disposable razors.
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
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>>60175830
Bread?
Pram
Tap
Icelolly
>>60174733
No Islam means
>Buddhism still exists and continues to develop in India/South Asia
>Christianity continues to exist in the Near East, a general understanding across the entire christian world can be had and Europe is never isolated
>Persia and Zoroastrianism are not destroyed, cold war continues with Rome into the future
>trade is never blocked off, Europe never has the impetus to colonize out of desperation.
>African slave trade is far more minimal and largely local rather than an organized system to feed the Arab's need for labour and servants
>the Mediterranean is not ravaged by raids and piracy, Roman learning is largely intact and preserved in far greater amounts, it is still safe to sail and trade in the middle sea
>Egypt remains the ideological heartland of Christianity, the East is far more connected to the West in general
>the Pope never manages to gain obscene power
>the Emperor still has a degree of Authority over Europe and some sort of peace is maintained.
>steppe people convert to Christianity, flow of trade and information is far greater than ever before thanks to a unified bloc
>Western/Northern Europe never rises to prominence as the East is never destroyed
>Christians in India establish connections there and allow the flow of ideas directly, Buddhism has a greater impact on the West as it did in the East.
>the diversity of culture and language in the Near East is maintained, as are historical artifacts
>>60175843
4/10 on the left
7/10 on the right
>>60175824
whoa that's a gay thing to say
>No acne
>No glasses
>No asthma or any kind of illness
>Not a manlet
>Not particularly ugly, average looking
How did I dodge so many bullets and STILL end up a loser lads ?
>>60175777
How the fuck do you graduate three times? Is he mega-rich, or does the government just pay for as many uni courses as you want now?
look at this fucking dog
>>60175877
All the fuckign hair gets clogged in my razor and it becomes useless after 1 shave
What the fuck do I do
orthodox christians >>>> pseudo christian pirates
>>60175814
make sure you eat them all, you're a growing lad
Would you bum her?
>>60175830
biscuit
wheeler
water dispenser
cold on the cob
>>60175830
1. looks like some kind of dessert
2.stroller
3. faucet
4. Pop-sickle
What is the anti-fedorapost?
>>60175919
I like your gimmick but you post too late, should try and get in at the start for maximum exposure
>>60175830
1. scone
2. pram
3. tap
4. ice lolly
>>60175830
Scone
Pram
Tap
>all these flavours and you choose to be salty
>>60175927
>supports soviets
>whilst supporting orthodox
ikhsj;iodfjosi iesfn uj mexican IQ iojsgnidgh ujthnuhjniofgnhif
>>60175884
Rome had already died by the time Islam was born.
unless you mean the Byzantines
>>60175877
used to but it was tres expensive overall given how much I shave
>>60175925
>>What the fuck do I do
Run it under water to clear it out you melon.
>>60175946
how the fuck can a yank be so stupid as to not know how to spell a fucking yank term
it's popsicle you stupid fucking cunt
>>60175830
1 cakeje
2 kinderwagen
3 kraan
4 waterijsje
>>60175867
Pirate fags>Beaners
>>60175889
Only a little bit
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
>>60175925
tap it on the sink a bit
>>60175967
t. watch american media
>>60175884
no one is reading all that shite
For the first time in a while, I actually feel optimistic about the future.
Hope I don't fuck it all up and stay trapped at my shitty minimum wage job.
>>60175933
Does she have a feminine penis hidden under that diary?
>>60175986
I have a (You) addiction.
ty
>>60175954
Not giving it any attention.
>>60175824
Teasing me
>>60175954
fedoraing it again
>>60175983
>>60176004
I can smash it on the sink and run it under a garden hose and its still there
found this on the deep web
>>60176078
works fine on my machine™
Writing a story
my idea is a sort of Pocahontas type thing set in British India
hi boys :) xx
>>60176078
Stir violently under water
I got warned for reporting an /int/ post about rating a gf.
>wat de fug?
listening to goa trance
Round 2
Name these objects
>>60176001
just wana say lad, I never watch anime or kpop or any of that shit but this is the worst fucking gimmick I have ever seen and you really need to fuck off posting it
before you chuckle and murmur "baited" to yourself I just wanted you to know how fucking unfunny you are and I will never be replying to you again.
wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUohUrWlJeE
>>60176142
I think you greentexted that backwards
>>60176154
good la
>>60175954
You can't win against a fedoraposter. It is the ultimate ironic shitpost, able to not only nullify any attack but direct it back at you. Once the fedora card has been played, silently accept your humiliation and hope he (it?) moves on to fresh targets.
Alternatively, post jpegs of David Mitchell laughing
>>60176118
Tip: Read Rudyard Kipling.
>>60176142
announcing reports is against the rules you little snitch
YOU constantly obsess over me and my posts.
me and my posts NEVER mention You or Your shit posts
>>60176182
1. Shopping cart
2. Chips
3. Bread
4. Sofa
making an arrangement
Zimbabwean internet friend sent me that 'eat the poo poo' video unironically.
>>60176188
soviets tried to wipe out christianity you fucking idiot
stop posting REEEEEEEE
>>60176142
Did you announce your report?
>>60176182
1 winkelwagen
2 chips
3 pistoletje
4 bank
>>60176182
shopping cart
potato chips
roll
sofa/couch
>>60176182
shopping cart
chips
roll
couch
>>60176182
Trolly.
Crisps.
Roll.
Settee.
>You can't win against a fedoraposter.
>It is the ultimate ironic shitpost, able to not only nullify any attack but direct it back at you.
>Once the fedora card has been played, silently accept your humiliation and hope he (it?) moves on to fresh targets.
are long distance relationships worthwhile lads?
>>60176229
you are the same pirate who post in /rus/ hahaa
>>60176182
shopping cart
potato chips
bread?
couch
>>60176228
what is he trying to discourage you from?
>>60176182
trolley
crips
bread? kek
settee
>>60176196
I have
read the Jungle Book several times as a kid
business idea: ignore all yanks
>>60176182
Trolley
Crisps
Roll
Sofa
^objectively correct
>>60176240
>>60176242
>>60176258
>roll
*barm
>>60176258
DING DING DING
>>60175830
1. brödbit
2. barnvagn
3. vattenkran
4. isglass
>>60176182
tralaĂ siopadĂłireachta
criospaĂ
rolla
suĂochán leathair
>>60176282
Eating the poo poo.
>>60176316
>the froth on fermenting malt liquor.
don't think so lad, it's clearly a roll
>bread? kek
>I greentext other people's posts and add pictures of fedoras because I have nothing to contribute to the discussion
>>60176316
>>roll
>*barm
pistolet*
>>60176316
Poortherner fuck off
>>60176187
lel U MAD BRO!?!??!?! XD XD XD XD hahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahaha *baited*
>>60176316
your mother is a barm
Back at work tomorrow lads.
I can already feel what little happiness I have leaving me
>crisps
>>60176270
Asked the internet gf and she said no
>>60176182
cart, chips, bap, chair
Two dykes murder a young boy
This Cuck somehow tries to blame the father who was denied access to the child.
When will these clowns stop?
>>60176347
Not even your bongistani brothers agree with your silly terminology gimmick
GIVE IT UP LAD
cosa stai facendo micio
>>60176346
What the hell is it then? wank
>>60176316
>barm
more like barmy!
NOT SO FUNNY WHEN ITS BEING DONE TO YOU IS IT HUH? HUH?
>>60176367
Literally same mate
Fuck it all
>>60176316
Poortheners out. Only people living in rural Southern England are allowed to contribute to /brit/
how do I find an internet gf?
what the fuck is with all these ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''brits'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' calling crisps chips
Hmm interesting
Did not know that
Every day's a school day
>>60176393
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistolet_(bread)
>>60176182
Stephen
Ainsley
Tim
Quentin
>image.jpg
>>60176316
>barm
*batch
>I post on an image-board
Testing extra extra flags
>barm
>bap
>cob
umm it's a roll ok
>>60176420
A lot of people call them chips, it's the correct word for them desu
>>60176372
Why is Anita so hot?
>>60175795
They would if they had autism.
>>60176461
don't start
>>60175777
this video's made me sad
>>60176401
I'll crouch down behind him and you push him over
>>60175743
Post the best picture of Cara.
>>60176452
lol juan
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
>>60176420
AmericaniZation doing god's work to bring you heathens to the light.
>>60176452
nice one mali
>7 (You)s
>not even a northerner
>never said barm in my life
heh
>>60175832
>Daily reminder that the only way to save Europe is to destroy Germany
They are literally called potatoe chips retards
They are chippings of potatoe
It's factually correct
>>60176506
I only count 933887
eating pretzels
>>60176445
DELET THIS
>>60176529
>b-but muh culture
>>60176506
it rhymes with cone
>>60176454
>he will never experience the taste of buttered fresh baps
milked your mums baps last nite u whore
>>60176529
fuck off yank
bet you call it the chipper too
>>60176488
dont think id be able to choose
>>60176506
>chavs
Chavs are extinct
Its just black people in nike
>>60176506
>chippy
its chipper. whoever wrote that is a fucking moron.
>>60176514
In which case, looks like Germany's saving Europe all by itself.
>>60176511
Don't count if they were achieved on false pretences
>68 people shot over the weekend in chicago
fucks sake lads...
>>60176487
twin broter broke his arm when someone did that to him, very dangerous desu.
>>60176506
it rhymes with con
>>60176552
por favor casarse conmigo para la tarjeta verde
>>60176607
Was that someone a swan?
>>60176452
Alri Senegal
>>60176585
shut up mate it's a chippy I'm from southend I know what's what
>>60176605
SHOCT TOWN
>>60176578
what happened to them? did they all turn into chino wankers?
>>60176529
They are literally called crisps retard
They are crisp
It's factually correct
>>60176605
YOU dont get to use OUR word yank
>>60176605
its going to end someday
>>60176607
>twin broter
whos that? german exchange student?
>>60176605
That's because you have city's that are literally exclusively for niggers
>>60176632
>I'm from southend
I'm so, so sorry
actually have not used that cup for te tis too small
shall be reserved for the use of coffee methought
>>60176642
they look like this now
Testing extra extra flags from UK as my region
>I'm from southend
>>60176643
No they are crisp potatoe chippings
Crisp is the adjective, it describes the object which is in this case the potatoe chips
Give it up
>>60176605
at least they werent white
>>60176655
no era penal pendejo
>>60176650
but lad is Scandinavian
>>60176661
fair comment
>tfw can't pronounce "th"
>>60176689
good job
>>60176686
Can quite literally tell their all of their exact personalities and IQ accurately just by their faces
southend is like paington but even shitter
>>60176704
FOY
tea has gone cold
this is the worst thing that could happen
>>60175743
>>60176577
these 2bh
was star wars VII shit lads?
I find that it was really forgettable and the prequels (mainly the first one and third one) were good
is it nostalgia?
>>60176632
SOUTHEND MENTIONED
where abouts you from lad, never met another lad from here on /brit/
>>60176704
häng dig
Important Reminder
>>60176132
what is this from
>>60176605
when will the black community admit it has a serious behavioural problem and stop blaming external sources aka "the man" and "whitey"
68 is just fucking ridiculous, thats like Miami at the height of the cocaine trade or worse.
ah yes lads,
that red is looking real nice.
And by red, I mean that red apple because I call things by their adjectives.
>>60176722
you wouldn't be wrong about any of them either
>>60176738
he just said he's from southend you idiot
>>60175830
biscuit
stroller
faucet
popsicle
>had my first sexual experience today
>gave a blowjob to a fat guy 10 years older than me
>watching sissy gifs had convinced me that it would be kind of hot
>it wasn't, it was just disgusting
>I can't get the tastes of sweaty stale microcock and cum out of my mouth no matter how much mouthwash I use
>even if I turn my life around and get a qt gf, my first time will always be a fat sack of lard straddling my face and shoving his dick down my throat while I try to hold the tears back
Please kill me.
>>60176650
what word
>>60176660
rude, I was born in chicago
all these lads giving shit to Southend meet me on rage in 10 minutes for the bollocking of a lifetime
>No Let's Drown Out this week.
Fuck, might legit kill myself lads.
>>60176686
>70% of them have the same twat haircut
I don't know how fucking normies live with themselves, I really don't
>>60176781
I build a mental picture in my head
cant put it into words
>british ""cuisine"""
>>60176754
definitely worse
>ice lolly
>>60176763
I meant where abouts in Southend you weapons grade drip
just pushed my fingers into my eyes
>>60176766
hope this didn't happen
>>60176820
haha tricked
>>60176738
used to live near chalkwell park
haven't been there since I was a young lad though, I'm a londoner now (still got this dreadful accent though).
>>60176835
why?
>>60176814
mmm FRENCH FRIES
>>60176802
conformity is happiness lad
stop going against the flow.
>>60176686
was at this festival this weekend kek
>>60176766
I know this is bait but
You said he had a Microdick then said he stuck it down your throat at least get your story straight
>>60176842
Meet me at the sealife adventure in 10 minutes and you'll be sleeping with the fishes
>>60176870
how was it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku7BZbC8on4
>he didnt live on cliff parade as a kid
lol
>>60176506
It depends on whether you've eaten it, my nan always said. "When it's your own, it's a scone, but when it's gone, it's a scone," she'd joke.
She's in a home now.
>>60176814
looks like two fried willys
>>60176867
good post
>>60176733
are you wondering why you got out of bed at all
>>60176867
nooooo, you stupid yanki....it is fish and chips
>>60176881
*throws you off the top of rage*
>>60176697
No they are crisps
Potato chip is the noun, it doesn't describe the object which in this case is crisp
Give it up
Also
>potatoe
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>60176895
wrong bred
How's things lads?
>>60176867
*freedom fries
>>60176805
ahh yes
>AMD says its new Polaris-based graphics cards will deliver performance equivalent to $500 graphics cards from today’s generation. That’s roughly in line with the Radeon R9 390X, GeForce GTX 980, or air-cooled Radeon Fury.
LADS
L A D S
>>60176906
Take a break from /gif/ m8.
Texted the girl and asked if we're still on for tonight
I texted her at 5:30
It's 6:00 now and we're meeting at 6:30.
Should I end myself?
>implying any of you can touch my highscore
>>60176910
Dont reply to him
>>60176935
>>60176895
NAZI PUTO
>that last one
>>60176910
No, had a very pleasant day and this was the fifth cup today so all things considered...
>>60176947
Swell m80
>>60176863
Nice area, I'm in Thorpe bay now because my man kicked the bucket so I live in her flat. Luckily I never picked up the accent
You a Southend high boy or west cliff? Or neither?
>>60176686
>>60176722
from left to right
- biggest dickhead in the group
- normie but prolly ok, clearly too concerned with how he looks so a bit of a faggot
- fat banterlord
-shorter fat semi banterlord
another dickhead beneath him
- miserable cunt
- prolly a decent lad, ladies man of the group
- manlet prolly faux agressive to make up for insecurites along with tattoo
-zero personality bore
- ok semi-normie who likes the ale and the weed
- ok lad
>>60176959
oh shit you are a fucking memeboy
>>60176956
literally never been to /gif/
got a big boy exam tomorrow
can someone post the 'louie' r9k video please where his dad is telling him to sort his life out? only watched the first few minutes the other day and my searches are failing on youtube
can any of you sadistic fucks invade us and end our suffering
>>60176891
1st day wasnt that great but 2nd day was pretty sick, although solomun bailed the finishing set and then our taxi home never turned up and we took absolutely ages getting home in the freezing cold and i still feel like complete shit 2 days later but ye was pretty good
>>60176865
because fuck you thats why
ohaio lads~
>>60176960
this desu
>>60176961
>this
>>60176959
I managed 74000 once. No kidding.
>>60176868
I get you, I'm not going to be contrarian for the sake of it but at the same time, I'm deffo not going to go out of my way to get the same style clothes and cut as everyone else just to fit in. its gay as fuck and the staple of a metrosexual david beckham faglord
>>60176930
*undoes the screws on your seat on the archelon swing and watches you fly into the thames*
>>60177014
please don't
can't handle it again
>>60176947
Really wish there were small, cool-looking bars like the one in the picture in Norwich.
>>60177014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ
>>60176990
as someone who kinda knows these people this is pretty accurate
especially the first 5
family guy is fucking shit
>>60176954
bit of a useless statement without mentioning a price
>>60177014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
>>60177014
https://youtu.be/BpOQ6Iqwnus?t=10s
>>60176987
neither actually
>>60177066
good lad
>>60177070
Shit
ITS $200
>>60177057
doing a rack of the brain cells but turning up nothing
>>60176686
kek none of those posh cunts were ever chavs you silly twat
>>60177057
that picture is from Norwich? wow
>>60177048
NAZI PUTO
Alright lads I'm a fit guy and have a 6 pack but can never show it off.
Meeting with a girl tonight and here's my plan to show it off
>wear shirt obviously inside out
>she tells me it is
>I say haha oh didn't notice hold on
>*takes off shirt in front of her and switches*
I'm doing this unless someone tells me otherwise.
cara is fucking ugly
>>60177061
>as someone who kinda knows these people
going to tell them about your flag collection
>>60177061
bit of a mug for posting ur m8s we are festival pics on /brit/
>nobody likes you when you're 23
they were right lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCG0wG-5E0
im fucking dying
>>60177132
yes
>>60177134
>m8s
not really
it's more of a "know of" thing
>>60177095
Wew, Tommy moore?
>>60177075
Jesus fuck...
>>60177129
this
>>60177125
dont do it
>>60177125
autism
>>60177125
bit transparent
>>60177043
>pirates and soviets killing nazis putos
that was so beautiful
>>60177151
>blink-182
lol
>>60177108
v nice
>>60177120
>that cheeky gondola
noice
>>60177075
thanks
>>60177060
>>60177087
fuck off
anyone?
>>60177113
>any of those people
>posh
lmaoing at your life mate
I bet you think sainsburys is posh
may have had too many sugar tonight
how problematic
>>60177125
haha yeah flawless plan, go ahead my yank friend :)
essex is the biggest normoid creature on this website
can literally picture the red marks from a festival bracelet on his wrist now
>fuck off
>>60177125
What you do is bring some earphones with you. Do a "oh, earphones are in my pocket" thing and then put them up your shirt and out the collar. Your shirt will naturally get caught on your arm as you lift the wire up and under it and flash the ol' abs. Works every time.
Me, racist? I prefer sane and rational.
>>60177194
he looks disgusting
>>60177159
you what
>>60176815
right lad listen here
if i know more about american history, geography and politics than the average yank
theoretically can't I just come to america and be an american
isnt that part of the whole thing is that anyone who wants to be an american and shares the ideals of freedom and liberty can be?
also STEM degree
but instead if I was some random uneducated fuck who can't speak english I would have a much higher chance of getting in
>>60177199
umm fat shaming much??
your problematic
DAE vape?
>>60177199
jittery hands might mess up the surgery for sure
>>60177075
The dad seems like a great guy that actually cares.
>>60177210
thanks
>>60177239
>uneducated fuck who can't speak english I would have a much higher chance of getting in
only if you're hispanic
just got a craving for butterscotch angel delight
>>60177156
CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER
>>60177248
i prefer to call it vivisection
>>60177251
why don't I >>60177194 be your gf tonight
I've cummed in one too many pussys
>>60177197
they're a lot posher than what chavs were or the current incarnation of chavs dickhead, just look at the fucking haircuts
>>60177239
just fly over here and never leave
>>60177251
got any more material? also do you have legal representation?
>>60177272
Que??
>>60177167
how come you like that one so much
i mean its a great pic but i feel like theres some better ones
>>60177253
Bit depressing though. Sounds like he's on the verge of giving up.
why are brits so obsessed with Cara.
Search for Overwatch in Google Images
The first result will be porn
>>60177279
a biopsy of my vitality
>I've cummed in one too many pussys
>>60177251
>He wanks with his right
>Not training to wank with your left so you can keep using the mouse with your right
>doorbell rings
>ignore it as its of no importance to me
ahh yes
how does it feel that i've had 10 times more sex than any of you losers?
>>60177298
dont want trump to kick me out
If i send him a handwritten letter waxing lyrical about my love of the nation and what it stands for reckon he will shoot me a greencard?
I just wana live in north dakota and drive around in my pick up and go innawoods with my SKS
>>60177337
its not
>anyone that spends a lot of time on this shit website
>a normie
you silly cunts
>>60177334
why are mexicans so obsessed with Decapitation.
>>60177354
actually post face or ill go mental
>>60177354
>10x0
>>60177337
its some videogame when I search for it
>>60177354
you've shagged 100 girls?
noice.
>>60177337
first few pages, no porn
you know Google only adds stuff like that if you search for overwatch porn you degenerate.
>>60177368
because filthy yankis like you, buy their drugs
>>60177338
and unfortunately my chloroform reserves are depleted
>>60177390
FONT
Someone tell me a good tip how to get off this website for good
>>60177355
trump won't get elected lad don't worry
why north dakota of all places?
>>60176605
>68 people shot over the weekend in chicago
At least it wasn't by cops xD
>>60177369
me on the left
>>60177311
she looks cute af here
>>60177354
10 x 0 = 0
haha loser
feel kinda bad about ignoring the door now
perhaps it was something important
oh well
>>60177417
I think it has beautiful scenery
either there or some comfy small redneck town in the wild west, or colorado, or even oregon for the forests and trails
where can I find a 4/10 depressed gf with no ambitions who just wants to watch box sets and listen to music and cuddle
I had one but I've misplaced her and I can't seem to find another
>>60177403
I have some ether left, and also a rag. I'll leave them by the gate, plus a little food in case you need the energy boost for the climb up.
fucking hell this louie video is mental, am i right in thinking the man is his step dad/mum's boyfriend?
>>60177452
mate if someone is knocking without calling ahead at this hour best to leave it
>>60177417
>trump won't get elected
perfection and you cant debate it
>>60177443
ooh arr
>>60177454
>4/10
Nice standards mate
>>60177416
get plusnet to disable your computer
>>60177454
FONT
>>60177486
housemates might have ordered food or something
their fault i guess
>>60177488
she is ugly
>>60177416
whoever knows is not going to be here anymore to tell you unfortunately are they
>>60177454
well where did you find the one you misplaced?
>>60177502
or someone waiting to ram a knife in your gut and rob you blind
>>60177453
Oregon is a great place. There's literally nothing to do in North Dakota, they aren't even fracking anymore so it's dead
>>60177498
I don't have a computer I use my phone
How to block 4chan on my phone
>>60177506
she could pass for mexican
Is this how all of you that call people "normies" act?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>60177498
I read this post as the louie video said 'I'm going to get plusnet to disable your laptop'
spooky
>>60177543
mexicans are browner
>>60177416
KYS
>>60177527
i'll heem them
>>60177453
north dakota is the shittest place in the country, people only live there because of the oil boom
>>60177461
*pours chloroform down the drain and burns the rag*
heheh youre in for a bumpy ride
>>60177075
Jesus christ Lynn, every fucking time
sometimes chuckle softly in an autistic fashion to myself remembering funny things in my head
>>60177487
Trump has nearly no chance of getting elected. The only people who say otherwise are delusional /pol/acks. He single handedly ruined any chance the GOP had of getting into the white house.
>>60177416
i see no reason for you to do that
you're only here during your spare time (which might be 100% of your time idk), it's something to do
>>60177565
upper class mexican
>>60177589
be gentle with me
>>60177617
she is very cute
would put my willy in her
>>60177535
also I want to drive down route 66 in an old chevy while blasting baker street by gefferey rafferty at full volume and smoking a fat spliff
>>60177614
he has a chance
he's got the highest amount of votes in GOP primary history and there are still some major states left
>>60177617
how old?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEYqVvDKsM
>willy
what???
>>60177669
no clu
>>60177684
It's brit for penis
>>60177614
>ruined any chance the GOP had of getting into the white house.
they didn't have one before
now they do and Trump is dominating the polls despite what desperate democrats claim
>>60177642
What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper* You want gentle?! I'll give you gentle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Demonbane on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid. :^)
>>60177617
she's pretty
is she common in mexico?
>>60177714
her twitter had AS exams on in it, so maybe 17?
something else pointed to her being a bit older though so who knows
Gf broke up with me so I decided to follow a few fitties on insta and now she's texting me like 'delete everything about me off all your social media, I wouldn't want your future girls seeing it!!!'
Despise women desu
>>60177743
she's brit, was just saying how she could pass for mexican
>>60177560
correct
>>60177730
my hayasa is off the charts, I have 100% evasion
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