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Suck me edition
cara
First
hi how are you
>>60173546
when
reminder to Vote Leave
>Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hfxyJn99lE
maisie
Did a wank
there's nothing wrong with being black
might shave the willy lads
thoughts
>>60173579
hello
I am black
>>60173652
gay
Where is the women
not happy that it's a nigger ladbible chav edition
girls who like joy division but not bauhaus should be killed
>>60173546
Poor gorilla
He didn't deserve to die for some kid
so what exactly happened with all the commie girls, did they all delete their twitter
What am I doing with my life?
>All those free (You)s in the last thread from copy-pasting lefty comments from the 1950s London video
Cheers lads. Filled my quota. Absolutely done yous.
Kyary
>>60173714
there's nothing special about Bauhaus
>>60173735
Posting in a new
all my life I've been considered as the worst
>>60173634
didn't buy it because it was healthy, it tastes nice
i'd rather get something like that over coke
>>60173756
you should be killed
>kid falls in gorilla cage
>kid is a wog
ah yes very good parenting as usual from the african american community
>>60173558
Rapturous post chum!
FUCKING TONSIL STONES REEEEEEEE
>>60173733
their houses were posted here, allegedly suppose they got fed up and grew up
>>60173751
>caring that much about (You)s
very pathetic desu
>>60173770
Lying to my mother - even stealing out her purse
>tfw actual suicidal thoughts
look at this fucking dog
reckon i drove someone to become a bit more suicidal
should stop posting
>>60173831
i have done so multiple times over the past few days
>>60173831
Dirty German mutt
best mate called me a disrespectful nigger yesterday
>live in shitty Leicester for years
>parents always made sure I was well presented and spoke eloquently
>people always used to mention how well-spoken I was (not a difficult task to be considered well-spoken there)
>moved to the Home Counties a few years later
>whenever I go back to visit Leicester people constantly talk about how I sound
Really do not understand how it's considered any sort of a big deal or moderately difficult to speak RP
>>60173831
can you please mix it up with some various waggy woofs?
>>60173805
>kid falls into gorilla cage and gorilla gets shot
>twitter lights up with "FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE KILLING BRAVE STRONG GORILLAS AFTER LETTING STUPID LITTLE WHITE KIDS CLIMB IN FUCKING CRACKS ALL DESERVE TO DIE INSTEAD"
>kid turns out to be a niglet
>people don't even bother deleting their retarded tweets
>>60173873
pajeet
>>60173831
what's atop doge's head
fresh cringe oc for you lads
>>60173805
Kid must have thought the gorilla was his dad haha x
What would happen if there was another Islamic attack in France during the Euros? Will people still sit back and defend Islam?
>>60173823
Looks like you got absolutely done, my son.
>>60173831
nice
>>60173911
His doggy soul leaving his body, he's achieved ultra enlightenment.
haha accidentally took this photo of myself, was gonna delete it but what do you think? ;P
>>60173714
New Order is better
>>60173933
of course they would.
>>60173955
objective 10/10
>>60173891
>mfw someone in this thread tried to tell me the kid was white and said "did you even watch the video"
>mfw I posted a photo of the child, as black as your hat
>>60173907
my family lived in Leicester for over 100 years, we moved away because of all the Pajeets.
Literally no one would have cared about that gorilla if the was white.
Love how its life suddenly has value when the kid in threat was African American
doggers
>>60173912
sick kunais
wonder how much he paid for those sprays
>>60173955
more like Borewich
>back from my second only jog
Lads I want to give up, I feel sick :(
Please, I'm being serious when I ask you lads to call me a fat cunt, I need the motivation.
just done a wank with a thumb up the arse
>>60174050
start slow you idiot
>>60174050
That seems mean-spirited
>>60174042
I've enjoyed your contribution to /brit/ tonight
>>60174050
do couch to 5k
>>60174050
start with long walks
>>60173733
we're all under investigation by the cyber fuzzy muff
recommend me some tv shows
>>60174049
well i never
>>60174107
trailer park boys
the bf just sent me this
Love this song. Really makes you think.
>>60174107
Quantum Leap.
>>60174107
K-on
just did a wank with one hand while evading the police by speeding 90 miles over the limit on the highway
/brit/, more like /shit/ lmao etc
can you go to sverigetråden and call them gay or something
>>60174107
third eye absolutely destroyed
Just watched a video of a rave I went to on youtube and noticed myself going on like a madman haha
>>60174050
The first month is the worst lad, but after you hit your first KM, your knees will be your only bottleneck.
reminder
Love this pic of Tay_Guevara x
>>60174107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDDPdLdiH_E
>>60174107
Kung Fu
Last of the Summer Wine
Lexx
>>60173546
la ilaha illallah muhammadur rasulullah
may /brit/ burn in the hellfire
>>60174192
thanks, I did forget that was posted
>>60174050
Mate you've got to enjoy doing your jogging. I tried to go at it really hard and gave up. Tried a different appraoch and built up speed/distance over a longer period and I've kept it going for 2 years now. Also find a running partner, if you can, makes a world of difference.
>>60173979
cheers
>>60174042
>devon
>literal arsehole of England
Not a single useful thing has come out of Devon. Ever.
"Alri chum"
>>60174263
more like borefolk
>>60174287
nice elbow fitting
>>60174187
Alright Petey Crouch
>>60173955
>plastic covering still on
what part of afghanistan do you hail from
reminder that there was literlaly no way to resolve this gorrila situation without people going crazy
if they left it or tried passive means BLM and SJW would be up in arms for doing nothing concrete to save the poor innocent black baby
>>60174107
Trailer Park Boys
Peaky Blinders
Deutschland 83
The Thick of It
>Mate you've got to enjoy doing your jogging. I tried to go at it really hard and gave up. Tried a different appraoch and built up speed/distance over a longer period and I've kept it going for 2 years now. Also find a running partner, if you can, makes a world of difference.
Wish I could get a teenage girl to give me a blowjob while I race police cars on the highway.
Hate wanking and driving at the same time.
>tfw no bf
Probably the best edition I've seen
This general needs a revamp, no one in here is autistic or watches anime anymore they've all scuttled off to r9k where they belong. It's more a discussion general for normal lads.
>>60174107
breaking bad
>>60174192
Harry_Brown_2_synopsis.jpg
>>60174107
the knick
>>60174361
not a fan of veiny arms desu
>>60174304
There's two of us lad, you wouldn't stand a chance
>>60174361
umm, where did you get that photo of me?
>>60174072
I did. Very. I'm just a fat fuck who can't jog for 10 seconds without needing a rest.
>>60174074
It is. It's also very effective.
>>60174089
That does sound good.
>>60174094
I know I should but it sounds like it'll take too long.
>>60174188
Thanks. You been in the same situation? How are you now?
>>60174263
How big were you when you started? I'm 19 stone lad, there is no possible way I can enjoy it.
Who /edwardianfarm/ here
>>60174306
Good post. I am a bit crouchy like but it was me going 5x as nutty as everyone else which made me stand out
>>60174391
It's a manly trait, why wouldn't you
>>60174395
u're hard d rive, where else?
getting cucked lads
might make some vanilla milk
>>60174419
she has such strange eyes
this is a message from your local police department.
don't wank and drive.
>>60174365
>It's more a discussion general for normal lads.
that's what facebook is for you unoriginal boring knob
29th May 1453
Any lads want to go to the Commonwealth Games together? Would anyone on /brit/ or /int/ be up for it?
YOUR DEATH WILL BE METHODIC
GONNA LOSE MY WAY
AMONG THE WEIRDCONG
MACHINE GUN FIRE CHAIN REACTION
SHREDDED BRAINS
AMONG THE WEIRDCONG
might make some man milk
>>60174429
wish I was back in america
>>60174398
>I'm 19 stone
>>60174197
>tfw have HBO
>tfw almost no HBO shows on it
really dont understand this
>Flag collecting
Do any of you nerds do this?
>>60174398
>I did. Very. I'm just a fat fuck who can't jog for 10 seconds without needing a rest.
clearly you fucking didn't, you need to be walking at the start.
>>60174192
Serves you right. Brit's are glorified bloodhirsty pirates 2bh
>>60174398
like a freight train
sorry
>>60174492
can't bring myself to do it for regional flags
but i've got pretty much every single country one, haven't found a new one in years
wanking to 70s porn again lads
This is one of the best editions of Brit there's been
Autists leave
>>60174428
blood vessels that look fit to bursting always worry me
it's not a rational thing
>>60174516
Bet you don't have Antarctica.
>>60173714
>joy division
You mean those guys that draw all the Belldandy NTR porn?
>>60173933
attacking a sporting event is a great way to get the masses to turn against you
>>60174555
it was on here the other day anyway
>>60174473
you accidentally greentexted again
>>60174492
only irl, i'm not that sad
>>60174516
did you get sint maarten and saint martin a few weeks ago?
Hello
How and why do you get 3 locations what the fuck
Everyone ITT in 50 years
>>60174568
you disgust me
> I collect flags
>>60174473
Yeah I know. Fatty bum bum inni?
>>60174494
I went walking for 10 minutes and I sat down on a bench for 5.
>>60174498
>sorry
No need lad, I like the insults; they give me motivation.
>>60174555
antarctica
>>59893329
>>60174577
already had both of them
Doing a wank
>>60174398
Alright then do some walking then some running that's what I did. I used to be pretty big a few years ago so I start with 50 steps jogging and 50 steps walking. If you find that too hard do 50 running 100 walking. Every two or some runs, do less walking and more running.
If you're not in great shape and you're 19 stone, I'd suggest doing like 1-2 km. Start small lad and remember the hardest part was starting and you've already achieved that!
>>60174398
Not quite.
Typical skinny-fat, started with ~20 seconds on, ~30 off.
Eventually built up to a mile on, 30 seconds off.
My height was ~5km before I started my wageslavery.
>19 stone
Yeah you're going to have to start with long walks or you're going to have a heart-attack going right in to jogging.
Just do it every day lad, same time every day helps. When you feel like you're going to die, go a little further.
>>60174659
proxy flags dont count
>>60174659
>cheating
Really makes you think....
Reading:
>Will ethnic minority voters decide EU vote?
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36384912
To see how immigrants will fuck up the UK's only chance to get out of the EU. Then I see this:
>Aftab Chughtai says "If it was fair and went all round the world, we could get the best people; computer programmers from India, nurses and doctors from Commonwealth countries where they speak our language and share our law. By staying in the EU, we don't have control of that."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3DrLiEJi30
>>60174576
dont make me gut you
>>60174683
>>60174691
well now they're legitimate
( ._.) . o O ( fuck )
Rather enjoyable video game 2bh lads
>why yes I am a turbonormie however collect flags at the same time
Really makes you think huh...
REALLY good posts lads keep it up :)
nigger nigger bum bum
wank willy wank willy
nigger nigger bum bum
wank willy wank willy
the girl in orphan black is too qt can't take her seriously
>>60174683
>>60174691
They weren't proxys, pk literally travelled around the caribbean just to post with the flags
>>60174712
*hides a steel chest-plate underneath my poncho
>>60173873
Why do you sound like that mate? Leicester lad here.
>>60174714
unlike your life
>>60174729
i am a man of many talents
is everyone on >>>/x/ a retard or what lads
Amazing edition
>>60174733
blacks are better at this
>>60174753
fuck right off u absolute waste of spunk
>>60174758
>pk literally travelled
>>60174733
>population is 10 billion
considering how high Muslim birth rates are, we'll easily recoup those losses.
>>60174785
0123456789
arabic numerals
>>60174774
tru
>>60174787
>spunk
hahaha those pirate words are really funny
>>60174784
stop repeating yourself you autistic pleb
>>60174733
None of this was created by muslims. Precisely none of it.
>>60174758
yes and black people travelled around in spaceships before white people oppressed them
>>60173624
altright are indeed pathetic
shilling with anime, wow
please someone just give me attention
>>60174816
i know, but blacks claim they were kings n shit everywhere...even in my country
>mfw this Iraqi girl told me she's white
>>60174771
does your bedroom door have a lock on it
>>60174781
/x/ is plagued with constant cross-links and references by /b/.
What's worse are people who take it too seriously and shit up the board with their autistic triggering though.
left ear is rather warm
>>60174724
yeah it's very fun, I wish they'd release it on PC
>>60174816
They're indian, we just call them Arabic because they came through the middle east
>>60174847
LOL
I just appreciate good banter when I see it, sorry little sissy worm you probably want to see naked yellow ladies don't you XD??
The absolute SCROTES
IVE BEEN COMING HERE FOR YEARS
>>60174866
>voting to leave the EU
>alt-right
the alt-right are absolute wank mate, cringey shit.
>>60174911
That's me
*ignores you*
>>60174933
what's wrong with you?
someone please reply so that I know this isn't a nightmare
>>60174893
yes actually
but I sleep with the window open which has a large ledge of sorts underneath which negates that
if you're light enough, you can use the trellis to give yourself a leg up
its not overlooked either so take all the time you need
>swipe right on a few girls in Paris: 0 matches after a few hours
>exact same in Manila: 75 matches in 2 hours, two people literally asking me to marry them
Why are Pinoys so fucking easy
>>60174911
great post.
>>60174671
Thank you lad, good advice.
>>60174677
Yeah I'm a full on hamplanet. Reason I've jumping straight to jogging is ironically that I'm lazy and think it's easier.
Is it the Hindu-Arabic numeral system, or the Arabic-Hindu numeral system?
>>60174930
i loved the moment when brits in /pol/ really claimed that curry niggers were aryans in the past
want to vote leave for the lols but don't want to side with england on anything
bit a of a pickle
fuck you
yes YOU
>Muslims """""""golden age""""""
>>60174892
They do actually refer to themselves as white in Iraq and Syria. To be fair, this woman looks European: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N5IQxrac6g
>>60174983
Are you fucking retarded or what
They want citizenship
>>60174987
I pride myself on maintaining a high standard
>>60174893
>>60174981
Extremely gay
tbqh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJwHzLCD3U
>>60175015
if you vote leave then maybe you'll get independence
it's not like england's stance on this is to vote leave anyway, the bloody tories (david cameron) wants to stay
>>60174701
grexit, czexit, or maybe even fexit will fuck the EU up
>>60175049
>>60174893
when's next watching time btw?
>>60175037
Obviously I know why they're doing it u twat it was just a cheeky little rhetorical question, this is why we need to leave the EU so I can manipulate French girls into thinking they'll get my precious green card.
>>60174861
i was thinking about ridiculous statements like that the other day.
i was trying to figure out why most people would automatically dismiss that as nonsense but religion still exists in the world - and that is pretty nonsensical.
is it because its been around for so long so people have trouble getting their heads around how ridiculous it actually is?
really made me think
toothache is driving me fucking crazy lads
>>60174999
>that I'm lazy and think it's easier.
Well just be careful la
Your heart needs a lot more conditioning, I hope you're eating better too, or else you're just wasting your time.
>>60175062
>if you vote leave then maybe you'll get independence
how dyou figure?
thought that was if scotland voted stay and england voted leave
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
>>60175116
have a wank
>>60175103
Tomorrow, 괴물
If you don't think the NHS should be privatised you're a cretin that should be hanged.
>>60174981
i find this post very interesting. yes very interesting indeed. i may or may have not added the information it includes to a dossier now numbering over 50 pages
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
>>60174753
Great moves ethan, keep it up, i'm proud of you xD
>>60174816
>Arabic numerals, also called Hindu-Arabic
>The Hindu–Arabic numeral system[1] or Hindu numeral system,[2] a positional decimal numeral system, is the most common system for the symbolic representation of numbers in the world. It was invented between the 1st and 4th centuries by Indian mathematicians.
>>60175129
probably not really but scots will kick up a big fuss about it anyway
excuse to try get another referendum
>>60175114
Religion in general doens't try to make claims of being rational
and irrationality isn't a bad thing
How often do you jog per day? I'm trying to do 10K a day, problem is my legs turn into rubber and shins start to hurt despite my attempting to not bounce a lot.
>>60174975
gotcha pham
>>60175142
>monster
ye whas
>>60175103
be there at 9 you fukkifnrg
>>60175165
don't want independence. just don't like england.
>bloody hell
>spack
>wank
hahaha
>>60175189
cycle/swim instead
jogging fucks your legs up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgLykmw7yEU
>that terrified cat
fucking italians
>>60174983
>non-whites
Why waste your time?
Lads my laptop's a slow piece of shit. How do I unslow it?
>>60175213
bit rude that
>>60175023
Well Yurop-stan will be a thing in the next century at this rate, so I'd say they're having one right now.
>>60175114
It's because of how absurd it is.
White people couldn't just magically oppress Africa back into mudhut-age if they had space-travel-tier technology so early on.
>>60175198
thanks
>>60175189
I cycle instead
More fun and easier on the joints
>>60175122
I did go 4 days not eating anything last week, only drinking water. Yesterday and Today I've eaten my normal amount (a lot) so I def fucked up there. But I'm definitely am starting a good diet tomorrow.
This is a really good edition don't worry about what the fuck heads say I've been here a long time I know how it is
>>60175152
Shoes don't lie mate
>>60175231
drop in the ocean mister
>>60175262
used to cycle 30 miles every weekend
miss those days...
>>60175189
what surface are you running on?
>>60175280
>another korean melt
just fuck off
>>60175225
its not terrified
its excited. its sexually attracted to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZUxTAblqNI
>>60175142
ooh, excellent
>>60175151
I also sleep in full plate, within a titanium sarcophagus and I have surgically solved my need to breathe so it is sealed tight
not even qui-gon jinn could penetrate its blast doors
>>60175284
TEN
FEET
TALLER
nobody posted in ym thread lads
>>60174489
>>60175284
CONSTRUIR EL MURO
>>60175310
>korean
>>60175212
il padrone di casa
thanks google translate
>>60175189
>shins start to hurt
Your form is off. Correct it.
>>60175224
>jogging fucks your legs up
Utter meme.
>>60175321
>penetrate its blast doors
ooo eerrrr said the acttress to the bisphop
>>60175228
It was just a social experiment :)
Literally only browse this general to taste rorke's tears
We're taking over whether you like it or not
>>60175320
cat is stressed out as fuck over this abusive loudmouth italian
I have a good reason to hate england. It's a selfish """"country"""" that every day disrupts the harmony of our united kingdom but refusing to balkanise
>>60175262
post bum
>>60175330
>>60175340
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH WANKERS
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
>>60175263
what did you eat today
remember when images with this format were all the rage on le web
What do you lads use to shave? I use the same cheap disposable razor for months because I have 15 year old tier facial hair even though I'm 25
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
Who /SnugAsABugInARug/ here?
I really like this edition
>>60175247
>It's because of how absurd it is.
and the idea of gods creating and dictating everything as well as the associated crazy shit isn't absurd?
this is my point really. people seemingly find it difficult to view religion objectively and see that magical sky wizards, mudshits flying on horses and demons feasting on souls in hell is somehow less absurd than black blokes zipping about in spaceships.
>>60175442
I've only been on the internet for four months
@60175407
dont reply to me anymore
>>60175442
People call those memes these days.
>>60175428
why m8
ive always had a good arse before I cycled even so It wouldnt be an accurate representation of how cycling makes your arse look good plus I don't have a camera and can't upload with my phone
>>60175263
>I did go 4 days not eating anything last week
bad lad.
Even if you broke the starvation threshold, losing weight like that is very bad and you'll be plagued with a lot of excess skin. You need to lose weight the right way so your body can adapt properly.
Though that's fairly impressive for someone of your size.
Ween yourself off the shit, and eventually you won't have much wanting for it after your system is clear.
>>60175441
Leftover Sunday dinner. Rustlers. Crisps. Biscuits. Chocolate.
I know I'm a fucking pig, oink oink oink.
Just had an asthma attack lads
>>60175036
no she does not
>>60175484
Religion is practically integrated into their cultures
Islamic countries literally have nothing without Islam
l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
=============
LISTEN UP
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IVE HAD AN OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE RESPONSE TO THIS EDITION OF/BRIT/
IN LIGHT OF THIS, I WILL BE MAKING ALL FUTURE NEWS FROM NOW ON.
>>60175540
haitiANUS faggot
>>60175560
Many puffs did you need?
quite a few posts I have chosen not to read
>>60175593
I did three of the blue 1 because I ran out of my purple 1
>>60175452
I have a philips aquatouch and a gillette mach 3
>>60175578
even mexico hates that worthless swedish cunt. good lad
>>60175320
that cat really doesnt like him.
>>60175533
In my opinion I have a very good will power when I want to. If I wanted I could have gone longer but I knew it was just stupid, that's also how I've jumped straight to jogging.
I just start eating shit without even thinking about it.
>>60175578
You called?
vanilla milk was pretty good for how simple it was to make
i'd give it a 7/10 overall
*scrolls past your post*
>>60175669
HE IS NOT SWEDISH, HE IS AN IMMIGRANT FORM HAITI
>>60175509
excuses, excuses
>No acne
>No glasses
>No asthma or any kind of illness
>Not a manlet
>Not particularly ugly, average looking
How did I dodge so many bullets and STILL end up a loser lads?
>>60175640
Close one lad. Better get a refill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kml92pPjx0
why is nobody replying to belfast
Finally got an interview for a graduate position, lads.
Wish me luck, pls.
Literally cucking a manlet as we speak
If your name is Tommy and you're from Essex your goose is cooked lad
should I study now or wake up at 6 and study
>>60175709
>tfw glasses
Don't have any of the others though
Janny deleted my fucking post............
what do lads? What should I say to his daddy?
pls vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
>>60175706
sometimes excuses are also reasons
>>60175741
good luck
>>60175828
yes
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