The Tories edition
cara.
maisie
>voting tory
>ever
Kyary
>>60171095
Makin bacon pancakes desu
>Think I might wake up early tomorrow, sit on my roof and meditate whilst the sun rises
doing a listen to some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFt-qtbU1g0
which thread
this or >>60171015?
Kyary
>>60171155
the first thread that gets posted in the old thread
REAL
>>60171015
>>60171015
>>60171015
stay wok
This is the proper thread
>>60171176
Fuck off. You weren't first.
reminder that it's the thread linked first which wins
that other lad is a complete mong for taking so long to link it
>>60171152
bang her xD
not a fan of this "getting up on time" lark
leaves so little time in the evening
lads what is your backup plan if your dreams don't work out?
>>60171180
>how runts are born
>>60171180
What the fuck am I looking at?
can't believe woy left drinky out lads what was he playing at
>>60171095
I've voted for the conservative party in the last two general elections, voted for UKIP in the last two european elections, and voted for the BNP in the council election when they did really well (2010 I think). I'm also in the top 10% of earners in the country and work in a sector where I actively discriminate against pakis and other non-white creatures
>>60171180
thats an abomination
Lads do you think that a girl with sideburns could be hot? Absolutely no other hair where it shouldn't be, just nice sideburns. It could be long, thin, ragged or smooth, just do you think it COULD be sexy?
from a physical perspective, is holding 10kg for 20 seconds the same as holding 20kg for 10 seconds?
Can you imagine being one of the idiots who went to the other thread
Embarrassing
>>60171289
wanted more forwards so include Rashford instead
Honestly i'm undecided about the referendum but i just saw the most bullshit and snobbiest fucking Propaganda video from the Guardian.
It's seriously tempting me to Vote Leave just to fucking piss in their cornflakes.
race realist
look at this fucking dog
>>60171252
death
BIG
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
need a russian albino gf with purple eyes
Just realised Tory is short for Victoria bit gay there lads
>>60171176
>this one stinking paki who lives on a council estate with his 6 siblings, is almost certainly called Mohammad (and has one other sibling also called Mohammad with some other spelling variation), has been sexually abused by his father at least twice and vividly remembers it, goes to the mosque every day, unironically uses ebonics terminology like senpai, bruv and cuz and has spent the entirety of the last day trying to shill his pro-EU agenda
and he can't even do THAT properly
How to get woke?
>>60171180
what the fuck is that
Anybody else just browse dating profiles on sites like plenty of fish to feel better about themselves??
>Job: Waitress
>Education: Some highschool
>Personality: Very ambitious
hmmmm
>>60171289
>Kept an injured Sturidge
Mental
>The so-called "War on Poverty" is an impossible war to win. Poorness will forever exist in some form or fashion. To bring all men down to a base level by forcing them to lower themselves to poorness is not the answer.
>
>We must bridge the gap between comfortably. Historically, to be poor is to have comforts taken away. Right now, the monetary poor in the West are enjoying immense comforts. Right now, the poor have a very comfortable life
>>60171333
unsure of where this gimmick is going but I'm keeping a keen eye on it
>Listen to a Taylor Swift song
>Get lonely
Ah, so this is how she makes money.
Really think everything would be better if we moved all generals from /int/ and created /intg/
Get a 750 bump limit like /vg/ or just have a series of stickied generals so we never have to have the not comfy feeling of posting after a new thread was announced
/Int/ would also be better because at the minute most of it is foreigners generals I'm never gonna visit
>>60171162
its been added
>>60171358
apparently purple eyes mean a girl doesn't menstruate
>>60171358
that's me btw
>>60171351
uuuum legal?
Me on the left
>>60171416
purple eyes doesn't exist runt
>>60171292
>vote for all the meme parties
i bet your dad's pretty sorry he didn't use a condom.
>>60171289
>system babby drinkwater
was fucking shit in the friendlies m8. can't do fuck all without Kante
>>60171358
cute!
>I believe in anthropogenic global warming
someone lend me a jumper its bloody freezing
>tfw have obtained DMT but too scared to smoke it now
ugh
>>60171333
>>60171455
so that pic is photo shopped?
>>60171407
This tbqh
Janny would be less autistic about deleting threads too
>>60171487
Pansy, get it down you and report back
gonna die from this heat lads.
really hate summer
>>60171470
JANNY GET HIM
>>60171504
yep
her hair is green
>>60171305
in physical terms yes it costs the same energy
in practical terms it won't be exactly even because your body will create a moment (not time) between the 10kg and the 20kg that will not be proportional
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain or British men.
>I don't believe in anthropogenic global warming
*tips dunce hat*
Remember to vote leave lads
Give me ONE reason why we need 5 (F I V E) strikers in the squad #JusticeForDrinky
>>60171509
>>60171510
>>60171515
>>60171516
>>60171518
>>60171519
>>60171520
Far too many posts on the space of 11 seconds
>>60171519
thank you lad
>>60171462
always found it strange why leftists favour abortions when it's overwhelmingly wogs and pakis who have them
pic very much related 2bh
>>60171548
stayed in wemyss bay once
YOU constantly obsess over Britain and British girls.
Britain and British girls never think of Britain or British men.
>>60171520
But azns are huge westaboos
>Remember to vote leave lads
haha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j28djgo70lg
>>60171510
I feel like I should set aside some time to do it and lock myself away from my housemates
>>60171548
Send this to Daily Mail, the UKIP ones worked great with the general election
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/londons-real-estate-is-so-nuts-that-businesses-are-opening-in-public-toilets
getting dressed so i can go to the shops and then get back into bed after
>>60171548
>>60171602
>westaboos
I agree. Not Anglophiles though.
>>60171614
white people were a mistake
>>60171613
mad you won't be able to leech of us anymore you paddy rat
reminder than ireland is the second largest island in the British isles
What happens if I don't stay woke lads?
>why yes, I sure will be voting remain and sticking it to those right wingers and xenophobes in the tory party
>>60171686
literally fucked 3 japs at TUJ mate, you just have shit game
>>60171686
US,France & UK are the only countries they generally care about though.
>>60171649
walked past this place a few times.
>>60171678
But leaving the EU will make it more likely we'll import Pakis. Leaving the EU is essentially saying "we don't want any more white immigration, ta lad".
<---------
IMPORTANT
>>60171701
Cromwell didn't go far enough.
>>60171692
-God
>>60171408
no it hasn't
unless its the other it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
everyone ITT not named Rasheed literally and unironically on suicide watch
>>60171678
>ukip will make anime real only if they can get 2 seats
have to mediate between a south african rorke and a pakistani rasheed at work lads
thought i'd put the race war behind me by leaving this shithole but turns out i can't escape it
>>60171755
what a kareny post
Whenever I think of how shit my life is I think 'well at least I don't watch Chinese cartoons or Japanese pop music"
>>60171725
Antifa flag and clothing looks very fascist to me
EU? more like EUSSR haha
That bird just said:
>those pictures are only for your eyes remember, don't be showing anyone else
ermmmmmmm
>tfw it's all timed and stage-managed.
>>60171747
>Leaving the EU is essentially saying "we don't want any more white immigration, ta lad".
How so?
At this point it's the opposite given how determined Germany is to destroy itself.
>>60171578
Not too bad honestly, North Ayrshire is alright as long as you stick to Largs, Fairlie, West Kilbride, Wemyss Bay, Seamill, and even Skelmorlie; so North North Ayrshire.
>>60171620
I haven't forgotten how successful the General Election, and 2014 EU campaigns were, crowning achievements
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/sep/21/obesity-africas-new-crisis
>Today more people in poorer countries go to bed each night having consumed too many calories than go to bed hungry
Thank you capitalism
>>60171775
FUCKING LEAF DELETE THIS
(are you the leaf who's been helping me with Dark Souls?)
>>60171747
>EU says you have to import 100 million mooslims
>
>>60171832
pls send her a screencap of the thread
>>60171747
Spanish and Italian girls OUT
Somalian and Indian girls IN
Vote LEAVE
>>60171815
you're life must be really shit then :)
>>60171832
>the nudes poster was bradley poster
enjoy your ban skiddo
UK election system is retarded
how can you get 4 million votes and 1 seat
what an absolute farce
>sneeze
>can taste weed
umm?
>>60171884
Don't like the tartan twats 2bh
>>60171779
and by forcing the conservative party into its referendum pledge that only got upheld because the labour party elected an unelectable marxist kike with a big fat hooked nose and had literally the WORST EVER performance vs the polls in a general election in British history and then elected an even more unelectable leader just 6 months later
>>60171832
Ofcourse she did ;)
>Tfw /brit/ has become a source of comfort for you like your own house
I like the idea that I could fuck up so badly in life and as long as I had access to the internet, I could still come here and forget myself.
Similar to knowing I can always return my bedroom if needed.
How pathetic is that? I value /brit/ as one of my great comforts in life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbOV9YR4i7Q
ahh yes very interesting
Why are women so impossible, lads?
>>60171860
the next time i see an advert on tv begging for money i'm gonna FREAK
>>60171884
It's like you don't want Labour and the Tories to win every time you bigot
>>60171879
>bradleyposting is one person
ermmmmmmmmmmm
>UK election system is retarded. How can you get 4 million votes and 1 seat. what an absolute farce
>>60171846
I didn't stay for the place, it was just accommodation
I just went island hopping
fire on lunderston bay under the stars is great though
>>60171834
Someone should send this lad a DVD of The Truman Show for a laugh.
might do a masturbate
wasted an hour of my life today on that new godawful show alan partridge mockumentary on the north
steve coogan's getting less and less funny
>>60171932
>6:37
that's not 9 seconds
>>60171948
There is one person who posts him much more often then anyone else
>>60171760
>no it hasn't
i dont understand. im looking at it right now
had to have 4 flags apparently, perhaps one of the symptoms of his condition
>>60171884
are they ever going to change it to a normal system
>>60171835
Because even with all the ""refugees"", there's still more white people in Europe than there is anywhere else. That's not hard to understand unless you've memed too far.
Openning up immigration to the commonwealth is one of the touted reasons for voting leave, and has been listed as a reason for ethnic minorities to vote leave.
>>60171924
well
its good it happened then
attlee would have france'd us
>>60171931
>How pathetic is that?
Not at all.
Comfort is comfort, no matter if it's people you know or shitposting strangers.
>>60171990
oh
he has not been in contact
also you're idea is shit and I hate it
>>60171990
i want 4 flags but i don't think there is anything that could be added to mine
>pfft local representatives? decisive government? nah I'd rather we vote for parties and then get a swath of faceless bureaucrats to make back room deals to decide who is PM
>>60171979
this. the new mid morning matters season was shit too. seems to have developed a lot more pronounced and insufferable left wing shtick
>>60171987
Not me desu, nothing wrong with a bradley every now and again though
Found two big spiders walking about my flat today. I thought they weren't allowed in until Autumn when it gets cold? I think this is a violation of the human-spider treaty of 2004 desu.
Tens of billions of humans of all shapes, sizes and personalitys have had sex throughout history
You are probably part of the 0.000000001% who haven't
Haha, literal evolutionary failures
>>60172101
found one last night and had to throw it out the window
cheeky cunts
>>60172101
Spiders are bro-tier.
ummmmmmmmmm
>>60171979
I liked his show where he was an old washed up roadie
>>60172116
I have a two year old son. He's white and all.
>>60172129
t. spider
>>60172101
Spiders exist in wall and floor cavities year round m8
>>60172101
hope you let them be
theyll make cosy little homesteads in some dark corner and feast upon insectoid pests for free
spiders are the janitors of the home
>people who have to wake up to lucid dream
fucking shitters lmao
>>60172129
has a spider got a gun on you?
>>60172116
There's more chance of me winning the lottery 5 times in my life then being born as someone of all the humans who have existed who doesn't have sex in their life
>>60172151
is he your wife's?
brexit voters???????
Does Stephen Fry still endorse Twinings?
>>60172144
You're a Yank, your opinion in humour is automatically wrong.
>>60172178
just happens randomly to me
don't think i do anything special to induce them
Back then:
>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
http://imgur.com/gallery/aAXQi
Scenes from the next episode of Top Gear. Fucking hell.
>>60172206
That must fucking suck, one of these virgins is going to kill themselves tonight knowing they've been so massively fucked in the luck stakes
>>60172249
I'm a yank, I'm going to voice my opinion in a loud and obnoxious way without regards for your feelings
bank account went from £650 on the 23rd to £95 today
amazing
top 5 english languages
1. british english
2. australian english
3. irish english
4. welsh english
5. boston english
going to watch twelve monkeys, i'm pretty sure i've seen it recently but i cannot remember a fucking thing lmao
look at this fella
>>60172285
really makes you think
>>60172270
been having them really consistently since I started meditating before bed, 4-5 strong dreams a week and I go lucid in 1-2 of them
not drinking is probably helping too
>>60172171
I put the first one outside the other one I couldn't be arsed so I smashed it with a claw-hammer.
>>60172311
literally never had that much money at one time
>>60172134
nice dug
"Hitler began driving East, and he would undoubtedly have destroyed Communist Russia in so doing... We intervened and declared war to prevent him from doing it. And the result is that Britain, today, is tossed to and fro between America and Russia. We've lost the Empire... We've lost our position, and we had twenty five million Europeans killed. And I'm prouder than anything in my life of having done my utmost to stop that suicidal war which has destroyed Great Britain."
t. Sir Oswald Mosley
Gone but not forgotten. You did your best.
>>60171990
me so solly btw
did an asleep
government is shutting ur 3rd eye
>>60172307
I'd expect nothing less "buddy"
>>60172324
>Irish English
Bad list lad.
>>60172357
Teach me your ways
having a lark
>>60172034
ah right witnessed youre talking bout steam, thought best to leave that until consert
>also you're idea is shit and I hate it
was it not for me everyone would have 3-4 flags and there'd be no option whatsoever to use the old format. based on the last thread i think youre under the impression i created the concept of extra extra flags; literally 'no'
>>60172327
lmao indeed
1st of June is less than 2 hours. Not had any sunshine so far this year. Cold and rainy.
Fucking EU faggots.
>>60172357
ah yes alcohol, a potent calcifier
>>60172329
how could pakis dislike that thing.
further proof that islam is unnatural and needs eradicating.
>Spics having an opinion about English
wew
>>60172324
>british english
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
CUNT
>>60172357
>meditating
how what
how
teach me korean student
>>60172235
I don't know, that's a good question.
>>60171292
You're making this country a better place, based anon
>>60172435
Yes there is, it's called received pronunciation
>>60172445
hello /tv/!
having a bath lads
>>60172416
do reality checks all the time
Mine is cracking my knuckles, doesn't make a sound in my dreams normally
>>60172421
Will need some form to privately contact you at least a week or 2 before the consert
>>60172428
It affects your ability to sleep/dream
>>60172460
google it
doing a bedtime
>>60172523
have fun dogger
>>60172512
concerned that I might have contributed to him monetarily, even though this was technically free
>>60172515
>rp
>'british'
RP is English. You won't find any scotch or welsh or norn iron speaking rp
>>60172363
>violating guest right
enjoy your cosmic comeuppance
>>60172531
ye i'm probably not gonna drink much at all on my year out
just hard not to drink at the moment whilst at uni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhuBZEZESU&feature=youtu.be
>>60172224
Fug me, are you a wizard?
>>60172101
i've killed 8 giant housespiders this week and a whole bunch of crab spiders
I have grown weary from the bloodshed
A shell of the man I once was
>>60172540
sleep tight squiddie
>>60172235
Twinnings tea isn't that good, desu. Their loose leaf's shitty, too.
Enjoying this Denmarkians' posts.
Quit smoking weed 20 days and have been having really weird vivid dreams since, not sure if it's good or bad
For those who don't know, you don't dream when you smoke weed and I was a daily smoker
*decks you*
>>60172540
joining you in a bit lad x
>>60172563
Very good point.
>>60172595
I didn't pay for it so I'm not complaining
>>60172565
English English funnily enough is the only good form you twat.
>>60172565
Plenty of posh people outside England speak RP, you just don't know any on account of you being trash
actually going shops now
leave what you want as a (You) to this post and i will ignore it
>>60172581
remember, diversity is a strength, goy
>>60172540
>gets in bed with you
>puts cold feet on your legs
I can't believe that you don't want to see me.
>>60172645
World peace
>>60172606
they're not vivid they're just normal.
you've just forgotten what dreams are like. you'll adjust soon.
What's a good film to watch?
What's an alternative for butter when making brownies?
>>60172398
ejit
>>60172606
i smoke weed but my drowsy antihistamines give vivid dreams as a side effect, Its quite based
>>60172639
Speaking in RP doesn't make you posh, achmed
>>60172613
innit
>>60172639
I have several foreign people on my Skype and they all speak English better than half of the spastics in my secondary
>>60172645
Give me a child.
>>60172585
Made a few of them awhile ago.
>>60172581
>shitskins knew their place
>white was embraced
>everything was simple and blissful
;-;
slept on my right nut wrong and it's been bugging me all day desu
>>60172676
cum
>>60172695
thats because you live in worser london
Just broke up with the gf after a year and a half, I don't even feel sad about it, I just feel empty.
>>60172676
semen
>>60172683
I humbly beg your forgiveness, o mighty one
>>60172674
burn after reading
fun dark comedy
At some point in your life, you're going to have to stop using these threads as a way to get attention from random strangers on the internet.
We get it, many months ago when you made your first post and people actually replied to one for once, you were so excited, its like the world finally noticed you.
So now months and months later, still having no friends and being utterly alone, you desperately try to recreate that day by spamming these posts 20 times a day just looking for more attention from random people on the internet. You sit there waiting for people to reply, telling yourself each reply is like you have a new friend.
At some point, you're going to look back and realize you've been doing this for years. Stop yourself before you become that pathetic.
Fucking work tomorrow
>>60172581
>1 shot at life
>born AFTER your civilisations high point and just in time for it to be in irreversible decline
fuck sake lads
>>60172653
>no train compartments anymore
>they still have them on the continent
reeeeeee
off to sleep lads
nighty night
>>60172761
who ya fuckin'?
>>60172531
righto it will be arranged
>>60172531
Used to do reality checks years ago when I was a teenager and my autism was more pronounced. Never really worked though.
Will see if the third eye's up to some meditation.
>>60172730
Stop being a nonce and go do something productive.
>>60172687
It pretty much does. It's difficult to fake RP and you usually only speak it if you were brought up properly and went to a good university
>>60172674
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
>>60171081
>The first post of almost every thread
How?
>>60172781
work
>>60172765
>no train compartments anymore
I know of one that goes to Scotland
>>60172713
>just won the second world war
>solidarity and community spirit built during the blitz
>massive urban regeneration
>growing economy
>peace in Europe
>men were heroes
>peace time conscription
truly a great time to be alive
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