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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cX56dEVHTI
"Can't barrage the Farage"
good edition
hello
Kyary supports an independent UK
Karazhan
lads
Hi, I really like all of you guys on /brit/ and I class each and every one of you as my friends. Only problem is I don't actually have many friends in real life nor on my facebook account. If any of you would like to become friends on facebook then just send a request over and we'll take it from there.
Thanks for taking the time to read this.
Jordan x
http://www.fb.com/jordan.knight.714
>tfw it's going to be 49% leave 51% stay
>tfw Cameron will declare that "The people of Britain have spoken" and that it's a wonderful day for democracy
>It will be revealed that non-whites swung it
Screencap this post
>>60160415
~i pugged KZ you can call me crazy but my other guild members were just too damn lazy~
we're in here
>>60160396
>>60160396
>>60160396
Wish I had
the face of Devon
the intelligence of Cornwall
>>60160463
good post
>he still thinks we're going to vote to leave
How comically Rorke can you get? It's going to be a clear victory for remain, thank fuck. All the leave campaign are doing right now is trying to make the defeat as narrow as possible so they can whine and try and get another one afterwards like the Scotcucks are.
very scared of how brexit is gonna turn out lads
>>60160463
>the intelligence of cornwall
FONT
>Aussies scrambling to make the next /brit/ before the current one's even dead
Y?
HOW DO I BLOCK 4CHAN ON MY PHONE
>>60160483
would it help if I held your hand?
>>60160481
>It's going to be a clear victory for remain, thank fuck.
Ofc it will be, it will be rigged.
>>60160463
>cornwilly
>intelligent
Wish I had the boipucci of cornwall
look at this fucking dog
>>60160553
*dogs at that fucking dog*
Contemplating buying a minifridge for my room and not telling my mum.
>>60160379
>>60160320
You're kidding right?
I thought you bongs had a darker sense of humor.
Wish I had the dress sense of cornwall
>>60160540
>Already resorting to conspiracy theories
The next few months on /brit/ is going to be hilarious
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/31/uk-voters-leaning-towards-brexit-guardian-poll-reveals?CMP=share_btn_tw
How many tears do you think the guardian staff shed as they typed this out?
Noticed comments are disabled too.
>>60160380
who the fuck actually subscribes to the FT
>>60160581
theres dark and theres being a twat.
Is there a 'warmup' time for your brain?
learning kana, but at first I was doing absolute bollocks and now i'm steamrolling it
>10C
fuck ME it is COLD
>he isn't the son of an oligarch living in Mayfair
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfEU5lelUM
absolute tune
>>60160625
11ºC here waheyy get stuffed
>>60160596
>government wants in
>banks want in
>entire world wants in
hmm
>>60160596
>Thinking the Jews will let us leave
Dim lad
![o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nfqdDuc.jpg "o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook[1]")
>>60160481
>this remaincuck delusion
We're leaving m8. Better pack your bags ready now for Germany or Sweden or whichever diverse hellhole you belong.
NEED a *insert adjective here* gf
>>60160609
Suppose so.
What's Devon like?
magnum > cornetto 2bh
>>60160581
all you did was mention people dying
you didnt exactly put a twinge on it or post a funny reaction with it mate
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
THE JANNYS ON FIRE
nearly bought a steak bake today but greggs was a bit crowded so I decided against it. Regretful decision imo.
>>60160342
Good lad
just got in from a walk with my dog lads
>learning kana
>>60160686
Absolutely 100% this to be quite honest with you family unit
> he doesn't live in the capital of the world, London, instead he chooses to remain in his northern shit hole to live and die a meaningless life
Wow lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w
lmfao uncutties btfo
I don't want to go out with the gf and her friends tonight lads
I just don't want to go
>>60160581
Why are yanks so utterly fucking clueless about what banter is?
>>60160671
very pretty and cosy
>People aren't seeing the secret good news behind the referendum whatever the result.
The Tory party is about to get utterly ripped in two.
the average pro eu /brit/ knob
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36420932
>>60160687
This 2bh nothing wrong with a dark joke but it has to be actually funny, just being an edgy twat doesn't cut it
>>60160697
Post doggo
C U C K C I T Y
U
C
K
C
I
T
Y
>>60160600
We're living in anti-establishment times. The popularity of Trump, Sanders and Corbyn prove it. What the western mainstream politicians want us to do, we do the opposite. Wouldn't be surprised if brexit wins because of that
>>60160625
Bump
>>60160721
>Olivia Munn
Who?
>>60160713
lmfao all of England is a shithole rasheed
>>60160743
>Immigrants built this city
I assume he's talking about the Romans?
>>60160731
Don't go
Stay in and post on /brit/ instead
Commie slags are supposed to make an appearance tonight
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sexual-assault-music-festival-cologne-darmstadt-a7057416.html
The religion of peace strikes again
>>60160687
Imagine struggling out of the water in the dead of night and watching gran sleeping on her bed just floating away.
>>60160733
Probably because we don't banter.
>>60160738
Looks nice, here's Rapid nowadays.
>>60160664
>>60160342
based ciro gomes
unpopular opinion: precarious employment is good.
literally can't think of anything worse than the prospect of life time job security. imagine going in to work every day knowing you're most likely going to be there for the rest of your life . it sucks motivation to do better.
artists have known this for ages. That's why creative people quit their jobs to focus on their passion.
>Not voting the exact opposite of what politicians, bankers and big business want as a matter of principle.
>>60160818
fuck off. it isn't the religion that makes them violent. islam teaches peace.
maybe if we made them feel more welcome they wouldn't do things like this
>>60160342
>Be Scottish
>Vote to leave the United Kingdom
>Be Scottish
>Told to vote to stay in EU
Why are my people so fucking stupid?
>>60160817
>Commie slags are supposed to make an appearance tonight
SOURCE???
>>60160872
This is what the french are rioting/protesting over, they are losing it
>>60160529
don't type it into the address bar
>>60160834
But that's not funny in and of itself.
Where's the joke?
Sirloin steak, sweet potato wedges and blue cheese sauce for dinner tonight <3
Odds I go into town and get the sandwich artiste to create me the spiciest subway possible
Evens I just cook myself a balanced and healthy meal for less cost
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese Girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60160940
Ponce, what's wrong with the chippy
>>60160895
link???
DANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60160974
post this again and I'll unscrew your head
does anyone else hate those fuckheads who have the hoods of their hoodies on when there's absolutely no reason to?
same principle applies to cocks. snip it.
>>60160974
Chinese are cuter than Japs, though. But I guess they don't think about me either.
>>60160781
White guilt and the "racism" meme are too powerful, lad
Hillary will win and the rise of the """"far"""" right will fail
It's leftists parties in power for eternity from here on out
Holy fuck lads. I just spent 3 hours recovering an email address I deleted, trying a fuckload of different dates and passwords and addresses. If you looked at me you'd think I'd just ran a marathon.
>>60160974
but my internet gf is always thinking of me
>>60160937
Visualize it:
You're sopping wet, barely breathing, struggled out of the cold water, and you just glance over and there's gran blissfully unaware of what's happening.
>>60161027
Done a thing
>>60161023
>Chinese are cuter than Japs
going to have to disagree with you there mate
>>60161020
>Aussies literally can't stop talking about cocks
WeW
eWe
WeW
>>60161009
this again
>>60160990
read the news
>>60160642
>Mayfair
enjoy your povvo lifestyle mate
>>60161042
It's just not funny mate, just weird
>>60160817
>>60160890
Aisha will never return :(
>>60160940
fuck off murderer
>>60161031
good boy
*rubs your tummy*
Korea and Korean Girls ALWAYS think of Britain and British Men
YOU never obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
what is this brexit ad on itv
>>60160940
at least have a side salad you fat fuck
>>60161009
Nah, it's my gimmick t b h lad.
>>60160743
>you may not be very bright
OUT BANTERED
listening to the soundtrack of a game i haven't played in years
surprisingly good
>>60161132
>you're fat, therefore you should eat more food
>>60161024
Hilary isn't very popular at all. She'll win, but it'll very interesting to see what will happen in 2020.
>>60161098
Eh, oh well.
Choose your oriental waifu lads.
>>60161160
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IU7ia0XIGg
Really don't understand those slaggy looking girls that study at actual retard specialised colleges for NVQ's who expect some sort of Oxbridge graduate to come and provide for them lads
>>60160664
nah mate, it will be a close win for remain. Thats the reality of the situation.
>>60161086
i thought france's government was a left wing
>>60161203
>Big bobs
I'll take it!
Really don't understand those saggy looking cocks with the weird skin flap over the top
NEED a cowtits gf
>>60161241
according to my step dad the working culture there is complete shit because noone worries about getting fired
some bloke he knows takes 10 weeks off a year, works in a government office
6 of those weeks are 'sick-leave'
>>60161214
Really hate the meme where it's seen as normal for a women to be provided for just because she shat out a baby
Really don't understand those people who play Runescape and don't bot.
Going to do a big wank while thinking about shagging the cute apprentice who started working at my office today.
>>60161203
got to go with Korea desu
I have always found Islam fascinating, especially after reading The NS Guide to Islam by David Myatt. With that being said, I am disappointed that so many Muslims are Anti-Jihad and are against War, they could certainly become a lethal threat to The Magian if they would stop preaching that they are a "religion of peace" and instead start fighting. I have believed for quite a while that Islam is actually a Cult dedicated to Atazhot (Allah) and I am pleased that there are still sects that practice Self Mutilation and consumption of glass which are likely both practices which originated from the Cult of Atazhot, before it morphed into Islam.
Why are the English so mad at Scots valuing their Scottish identity?
Why was A Level so hard
How do those retards you see get into uni
Why did Jordan Knight change his Facebook url the cheeky fuck
>>60161289
>according to my step dad
kek
>>60161318
A level wasn't hard at all you mong
>>60161264
You know if you were American I would have actually thought you were retarded, but since you're Aussie I could tell it was an attempt at a shit post. Change your flag next time and t would have been golden.
>>60161355
>A level wasn't hard
It wasn't hard if you did history, philosophy and other meme subjects
Mum brought me home 2 big cans of hairspray, 2 for a fiver
>>60161289
>>60161341
>being a real life wife's son
Holy fuck
>>60161313
>Scottish identity
No such thing
>>60161313
They're not: England doesn't really think about Scotland to the same extent that Scotland obsesses over England.
When they do, I think they kinda feel hurt. As far as most English are concerned, they're in it together, but the Scots tend to give off an overwhelming sense of hostility back.
>>60161214
The girl I sit next to at work, in a call centre, who is decidedly average is married to a guy with a PhD.
Make no mistake, ALL these girls are provided for. If a girl has a vagina and is willing, there WILL be a beta provider waiting in the wings.
>>60161385
>memes
COCK
>>60161385
don't care desu
he's rich, so is my dad
I had 2 christmas and birthdays every year and summer holidays
get fucked nerds
In china the term "Gao Fu Shuai" is used to describe an attractive man.
Translated it means "Tall, white, wealthy, handsome"
>>60161313
we threaten to take clay from them even though england is their territory not the UK except they like to think the UK is their clay too because they are literally selfish jewfucks who want to have their cake
>>60161378
I did maths, further maths, physics and chemistry
getting a bit bored of /brit/ rn.
too much inane posting and just boring generic shit.
time to mix up some dangerously spicy bloody marys lads
Being in a long-distance relationship is torture.
have to pick up the wife's son from school today lads
>>60161417
english opinion is: we're in it together so long as you do as we say
>>60161457
Then you were just autistic
>>60161293
Provided for should mean having two incomes and not being a single mother, not having some provider who makes sure she always owns the newest pseudo 4x4 and designer handbag. Some women are bloody rumens.
>>60161383
>Mum
FOET
This is an Irish, Welsh, and Scottish thread only.
>>60161435
>he's rich, so is my dad
Sure they are mate, enjoy your dysfunctional family in your council estate
>>60161432
>being a real life meme
>>60161436
literally me
moving to china lads
Well?
Do you?
>>60161436
2 out of 4 ain't bad
>>60161525
fucking kek
>>60161520
Okay, I will
REALLY makes you think.
>>60161458
INANE
COMMENTS
Financial times article on the beer mats
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/a5cec480-2719-11e6-8ba3-cdd781d02d89.html#axzz4AExb8yO3
>the majority of welsh, cornish, scottish and irish people speak english as a first language
Wow we really did a number on those Celts didn't we haha
>>60161545
>we wuz gods n sheit
>>60161520
Being a step dad is the meme, not a step son.
>>60161436
Except it doesn't mean that.
>>60160342
CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARRAGE
>>60161525
'Yes'
Being used as a pawn in an argument between the parents haha
>>60161504
Absolutely this
post more rly makes u think content
>>60161573
>Celts
literally not a thing
>>60161545
we were brought to australia as slaves just like they were and yet we're one of the most developed countries in the world
New Pat Condell lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFt-pRIvL9E
>>60161486
>tfw my ex has a new bloke and he is raising my kid while I see my boy on the weekend and take him out.
>tfw my boy told me that his mum is also seeing another guy.
>>60161594
>>60161575
Fuck off
>>60161573
>we
>>60161545
WE WUZ KANGZ N SPACESHIPS N STARGATES N SHIT MANE
>>60161573
There's little genetic difference between the English and the rest of the Britanni. Island-Germans is a meme.
>>60161620
Tyrone
>>60161545
why do they need to be told this then
>>60161525
I can
>>60160342
Is there a biased video for Bremain?
I want to watch both sides before making a decission.
>>60161573
We are celts you mongoloid
Lads
https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/737650235342770180
>>60161615
Absolutely toxic environment that kid's in.
>>60161614
I cried watching this earlier
Average Saturday morning for me haha x
>For sheer aesthetic purposes, circumcised. It is not a deal-breaker at all if they're not, because it doesn't feel different, but it is definitely more aesthetically pleasing to have them be circumcised. It's also something my girlfriends and I talk about, and there is always a negative stigma associated with non-circumcised guys. The weird thing is, it's very comparable to the female vagina, but yet I have never heard of that comparison.
>>60161595
You can though
>>60161665
the argument for bremain begins and ends with "you're a racist if you don't agree with us"
>>60161615
well i can assure you that's not what's going on with me
>>60161665
Yes the television and all mainstream media
>A blogger who writes about living with autism, dyslexia and dyspraxia after spending 20 years on incapacity benefit has persuaded the Labour party to appoint a shadow minister for neurodiversity.
What a weird thing. Full of text that nobody is going to take in when they're getting pissed, taking aim mainly at Lagarde who has nothing to do with the EU, poorly designed.
Is this the best Rorke can do?
>yanks
>>60161683
This image gives me mixed feelings
>>60161666
Is yellow the Slavs?
What's the turquoise?
>>60161696
Why are you so insecure?
You're constantly trying to justify your mutilated dick to strangers on the internet
AHAHAH
>>60161724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXdouEujNo4
>>60161743
maygorszayzagzazag
>>60161743
BAHAHAH
:c
>>60161740
Its discrediting the IMF which has weighed in against brexit.
Makes sense, but yeah, not that effective
>>60161668
What the FUCK it's real why the fuck isn't he in it
FUCKS SAKE
>>60161761
>Is yellow the Slavs?
Yes and Kurgan.
>What's the turquoise?
Saxon I think
>>60161793
will literally jump on any fad that people seem to care about. he's like your gran as a politician
>>60161793
labour's manifesto is already an autism manifesto
>>60161702
>labour and conservatives actually ganging up to prevent him from winning
he gave it his best
>>60161740
Also see: >>60161553
Don't like talking about politics with people I know IRL, I only do it on /brit/
>>60161823
>>60161761
Shoo shoo.
>>60161702
>>60161795
top fucking kek
>EU Referendum: Vote Leave wants power to axe fuel VAT
>Leading figures in the campaign for Britain to leave the European Union say they want to be able to scrap VAT on fuel to help the poorest households.
Reminder to vote leave for cheap petrol!
>Why are you so insecure?
>You're constantly trying to justify your mutilated dick to strangers on the internet
Might start using 'can't be tossed' as a portmanteau of 'can't be arsed' and 'don't give a toss'
Will trial it tomorrow and see how it goes down with the punters
Changed my tinder location to Paris
Parisian girls are so plain yet beautiful and they pretty much all smoke. I'm going to vote #bremain so it's easier to meet them
came out as autistic to my parents
>>60161850
What's the purple?
>>60161890
Me and my friends might have an EU party where we get drunk and shout at each other about the EU the weekend before the vote.
>Saxon I think
>>60161881
This only proves that Labour and Conservatives are literally the same
>>60161903
>power to
implying the government would actually do it
>>60161948
i've started using shut the fuck off recently.
>>60161668
>my meme club won the league
>their best player should play for England.
Fuck off, Just because he worked well with his team doesn't mean he'd fit in with the England team.
It's why England fuck up all the time.
>let's just toss in big names and hope they gel.
>>60161961
>Me and my friends might have an EU party where we get drunk and shout at each other about the EU the weekend before the vote.
>>60161951
Post pics, lad.
>>60161842
At least Rashford is going!
>>60161956
Mongol, just look at Finland
>>60161967
FOY
Right I'm breaking out of this rut I'm in starting with getting off this pathetic website
Laters future suicide victims x
>>60161968
>Le labour and the Conservatives are the same meme
Hello Russell
>>60162016
Can't be tossed
>>60161913
Just go suck a cock if you're so fixated on them
/brit/ is not for your gay billabong porn. Go wank to a trap somewhere else like the rest of us
pls vote OUT, i want cancer europe to crumble
>Started using Minoxidil on my face
This is the year of the proper beard, lads. Nae fucking about.
>>60162027
See you in 10 minutes
>>60161967
Stupid American.
Merely a mistake
>>60162042
I'm not dumb i freakin work 4 jobs and i'm an ifbb certified instructor kick boxer and there you are making fun of me calling me puddinghead
>>60162042
he says while being bailed out by said eu
>>60162015
is that that fucking milo bloke in the background
>>60162020
Fuck
I'm 1/4 Lithuanian and they have lots of purple on the map
Does this mean I'm not white?
>>60162039
are you a yank or something?
>Right I'm breaking out of this rut I'm in starting with getting off this pathetic website
>Laters future suicide victims x
>>60162042
can't be tossed
Quarter of my way to my goal :)
>>60162055
Did you have vellus hair before?
>>60161961
You're joking right? This better be a copypasta
>>60162027
It isn't the website that's the problem, it's you.
I come here and I'm normie as fuck and happy with my life.
just found out i've got diabetes
fuck sake
>>60162068
>several emails
Ah yes, excellent sources, most reliable
Unironically think that the Brexit film convinced a reasonable number of people to vote out
>>60161956
uralic probably
doing a poo
>>60162086
Yup
>>60162055
>>60162062
>>60162067
>>60162068
>>60162069
>>60162079
>>60162082
>>60162086
>>60162089
>>60162092
>>60162095
>>60162102
way too many posts in a minute.
not a comfy thread.
fuck all these JFs ruining it and fucking reddit normie newfags
jason genova
>>60162137
>I come here and I'm normie as fuck and happy with my life.
cannot be tossed
>>60162192
wanna slap box?
>>60162018
>>60162079
>taking a player from one of the shittiest manc teams in years
Okay, nevermind. England fucked.
>tfw not allowed to cum until she tells me to
>fuck all these JFs ruining it and fucking reddit normie newfags
TheUKASMR is actually really shit at ASMR
>>60162141
fat twat
Dalai Lama says 'too many' refugees in Europe
>24
>blonde, fair hair
>can't grow facial hair at all
>patchy and fair as shit
>too many vellus hairs
Fortunately I have a full head of hair with no family history of balding and a strong jobra.
>>60162224
Weird that she's unironically in first year and her most popular videos she was 16
Don't reply to him
>>60162211
I'm not dumb i freakin work 4 jobs and i'm an ifbb certified instructor kick boxer and there you are making fun of me calling me puddinghead
>>60162224
korean asmr is the best
>Tories commited electoral fraud in South Thanet to stop Are Nige from getting his seat
Too many Chinese in Tibet
>>60162216
>tfw she wants you to cum and tells you where to cum on her
>hint: usually her titties
>>60162184
dear oh dear
>tfw br wont exit like scotland didn't independence
feelsbadman
>>60162242
>>too many vellus hairs
I was told this would eventually turn into facial hair
no vellus hair = no facial hair
>>60162115
No idea what that means.
>>60162259
Innocent until proven guilty in this country mate
>>60162265
>Too many Chinese in China
Hmm
Google is going to be really good at identifying store fronts now
>>60162224
>>60162257
>watch ear cleaning ASMR
>it's just microphone popping
I'll stick to medical exam ASMR thank you
>>60162235
not surprised he says that. Buddhists hate muslims.
>>60162305
http://www.channel4.com/news/election-expenses-exposed
>>60162301
the little white hairs that you can barely see
Legit slowly leaning towards leave lads. I've seen so much shit on /r/unitedkingdom that it's almost made me kill someone with rage.
IS there Devon in here?
>>60162257
DANA
also the semi ugly one
>>60160342
CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARRAGE
>>60162235
Dalai Lama has always been staunchly anti immigration
He's seen first hand how the Chinese government uses demographic shifting to wipe out populations
Chinese don't even have to fire a shot in Tibet they can just order 10 million Han to move there and they will swamp the Tibetans easily
annex south africa
>>60162284
Even if it does it's still going to be shitty, though I'd like to rock some stubble.
I've accepted that I'm never going to have a beard, so it's ok.
>>60162282
>Scottish independence
>Good
Fuck off ya gook bitch
>>60162331
Didn't realise channel 4 was a court of law?
HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>60162329
can't blame them
its their fault that Buddhism was utterly destroyed in India
having a go
>>60162332
Oooh, yeah I do. Had to shine a torch on them to see them though, haha. Seem to have a decent amount.
>>60162394
Didn't realise you had your head so far up David Cameron's arse he thought you were his conscience.
Having a time
>>60162380
>When the Chinese do this to Tibet it's bad
>When Muslims do this to Europeans it's good
hmmm
>>60162388
Some people only get beards when they're 30
>>60162336
like what
>>60162425
at what?
Remember when everyone thought that football player raped a lady
>>60161545
>Being bad is just a mentality
>being good isn't tho lol
>>60162443
Why do kippers hate civil liberties and common law?
I'll post about this when theyve been proven guilty, not when theyve been accused
>>60162503
>Evidence? BAH! IT MEANS NOTHING!
>The government actively preventing the police from investigating the crimes they're accused of? That's democracy m8.
You fucking spastic.
>>60162434
I get the reference ;) x
>>60162257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxSTbp9nCTo
>>60162332
>stubbs leaving hibs
>win scottish cup
>have Euro next season
>joins club that barely beat relagation from Championship
And they say Scottish football isn't a joke.
>>60162703
what the fuck
>>60162836
>he's never had an oily ear massage by a Korean gothic loli wearing shiny lipgloss
need to get out the house more lad
20 days since I smoked weed lads
>>60162946
You do only weed or weed and tobacco?
