discuss this video edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg
crayon pop
lads
>>60158268
>>60158306
aha... love it lads... love it
SO
FUCKING
BORED
don't ever reply to him
did you see that ludicrous display last night
Think i've been depressed for the past 4 years. Think i'm going to kill myself.
just got a cheeky 2am match
sad but cannot cry
can't remember the last time I cried
can't remember the last time I had a crush on a girl
>>60158045
hothead
Anyone here been interrailing? Did you book your hostels in advance or can you turn up and stay at one?
>>60158362
YOU'D BETTER FIND SOMETHING TO DO THEN HAHA
>>60158318
>irrigation
Why wouldn't I have heard about bring water to crops? Something about the famine? It rains so much we don't need it anyway. Besides my subconscious could have heard that without ever registering it? Or made it up entirely.
>>60158376
I have been since September 2011 at the absolute latest.
It probably started sometime in late 2009.
Hit it's peak in January 2012 and despite coming down a bit it just refuses to go away completely.
Why do Scandi flags have their crosses drawn all wrong and offset? Are they just bad at drawing or what?
>>60158429
get the night you're planning to arrive justin case, then you can change the next day if you don't like it
just realised all the people on these videos are actors
they all use the same people across multiple channels
>Shitpost on /brit/
>Feel guilty for wasting my time
>Walk around the house
>Nothing to do
>Go back to /brit/
>Repeat until I have to go to bed for work
I'm tired of the monotony. There's nothing to do. I hate my job. I'm completely unfulfilled. I go to work, come home, have nothing to do until I go to bed for work the next morning or have a day off.
I'm sick of this feeling. I'm sick of this life. There must be something more to it but I just don't know what there is.
Is it just me in a rut? Is it just Britain being a shithole with nothing to do? Is it both?
>>60158457
maybe because it's a christian cross on its side you numpty
t. complete guess
>>60158457
Pretty sure it's supposed to be a christian cross desu
>>60158273
He's your president dickhead, he is he knew who represents the American voice to other countries
No other world leader is watching some shitty fucking fox "news" debates, they're listening to your directly elected black president who praised refugees pouring into Europe
Fucking yank twat
god i fucking DESPISE unilad
*terrifies your defence*
>>60158457
What you mean George? its not offset
post feel good tunes lads
https://soundcloud.com/futuresocietycollective/what-goes-around-comes-around?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=facebook
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6xCjY39_t0
I love the things people who want to discover something about the world but are too stupid to into maths come up with
>It's like magnets: like attracts like
>designed to be a learning hologram
fucking kek
how many times has crayon pop lad been banned?
always wake up from naps feeling completely cunted
hate it
>>60158499
love the passion in this post
>>60158481
It's you not willing to do anything that's outside of your comfort zone.
>>60158487
Why not have it at least vertical then?
fucking hate unilad 2bh
>>60158481
Create some art
t. Sartre
>>60158481
its life
its our modern stressful societies coupled with the lack of true needs, leaving us time to lament on the pointlessness of existence without a true stuggle, just going through the motions over and over to no end at all.
The world we have built for ourselves is incredibly unhealthy for the human animal
Garuantee some random fuck fishing in rivers living in a village in burma has higher life satisfaction than sad shites like us
those people don't commit suicide because they have real purpose however how small their world seems to us
>>60158481
Weed makes the time fly during the weekdays.
Acid makes you feel like you achieved something during the weekend.
>>60158547
I can't understand Finnish, sorry.
Constantly feel like I have to do something meaningful or I've wasted my day
>>60158487
>Sweden will change its flag because it isn't inclusive to those of non Christian faiths within my lifetime
brussels
bureaucrats
post yugioh cards
absolutely love pictures of politicians in hi-vis jackets and safety helmets walking around building sites and factories desu
>>60158614
They're worse than muzzies desu.
Ha ha just absolutely rekt this Brexit cunt on facebook. Told him that if we left the EU we wouldn't be able to get an American trade deal haha
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to a TTIP protest.
I'd the Tories were really serious about the brussels the Eurocrats they'd tax the brussels the Eurocrats to 90%
>>60158651
>>60158622
>Garuantee some random fuck fishing in rivers living in a village in burma has higher life satisfaction than sad shites like us
very very well said
>>60158651
Shut up nerd
>>60158649
It's the new banker's bonuses.
>>60158656
They're down with the working man mate! Dave respects and deeply cares for us working class!
>>60158656
HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED UP YOUR OWN MOTHER'S PISS?
>tfw more interested in the american presidential campaign than the British politics
Not even gonna vote in the EU referendum.
I blame 4chan for my lack of interest in the UK.
Why are lesbians such awful mothers?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-36417415
>>60158733
We try to make things entertaining :^)
>>60158714
kek
>tfw hugh is a nonce irl
“Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.”
>>60158733
You fucking idiot
Even if you don't care, just for leave for the memes you lazy cunt
>>60158733
FOY
if Lisa doesn't message me tomorrow I will be upset and I just want you all to treat me nicely
Your BMI is
31.6
Your BMI suggests you’re obese. Your ideal weight is:
8st 9lbs-11st 9lbs
Being obese increases your risk of a range of health problems. Talk to your practice nurse for advice about how to lose weight healthily.
fucking hell lads
why do yanks use the word cuck so much lads
that wasn't a very good gimmick from the getgo
>>60158754
Poor kid :(
>>60158455
Think i might just get on a boat and just fuck off
sitting on the top deck of the bus gives you a nice view down girls shirts sometimes
look at this fucking dog
>>60158733
It's no surprise that an American born and raised but would later in life post under the union flag, would be more interested in US politics.
>>60158792
>being fat
Literally impossible
You have horrifically failed at life
>>60158792
BMI is a shit way to tell whether you're obese mate
>>60158796
It was caused by the rest of the world calling them americucks till they just appropriated it, like they do everything else
Bit daft of them in this case, but eh
>>60158817
my trained fight pit runts would tear it apart
struggling to keep my eyes open
can't sleep at this time though
How do I get a job where I don't just feel like I'm going there to slog out some work then scurry back home so I can escape it?
I want to feel like I have a purpose or that I'm doing something meaningful
>>60158837
>>60158817
dangerous dog, should be put down
REEEEE FUCKING YANKS CUNT TOOK A PILL IN "E-BEE-ZA" IT'S FUCKING "EYE-BITHA"
>>60158682
>implying Easterlin's paradox hasn't been disproved
Literally LMAO'ing at your primitivist philosophy desu
flight containing my xiaomi pistons from china lands at heathrow in 20 minutes lads
>>60158881
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60158754
These dikes stayed down the road of me.
wish I could just go hiking and take photos all my life
>>60158656
what is wrong with that david osborne bloke? he isnt human. he cant be human. he is so strange fucking hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFt-pRIvL9E
>>60158858
join the police then
then you can take abuse from scallies all day every day while they film you and laugh in your face
>>60158881
ME N THE MISSUS ARE OFF TO EITHER EYE-BEETHUR OR MAH-JAW-KA THIS YEAR ON THE HOLS
YEAH 2 WEEKS
YEAH 3* GONNA BE PUKKA
Why don't UK have a fifth generation long range precision strike missile?
When will you buy ours, the only one in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UarK8hQ7Plo
daily reminder if you've ever liked a unilad post on facey, you've contributed to the downfall of society.
Watching my cat lick herself
>>60158881
>EYE-BITHA
Stop
That's only if you have lisp or other speech defects
having a poo
>>60158656
>politicians trying to fit in
Fucking hilarious. Osborne in that school the other day made me fucking crease
>>60158932
You could work for National Geographic
>>60158943
don't talk shit about my boy Gideon
>>60158792
>>60158792
>8st 9lbs-11st 9lbs ideal weight
I assume you;re a 15 year old girl? Thats hungry skeleton tier
>>60158960
Why doesn't Norway have constant at sea nuclear submarines?
>>60158960
how much you want for it
>>60158960
t. KDS employee
got called a nigger in greggs
struggling to keep my eyes open ahh
>diced onion in the fried rice
>>60158960
Tenner?
LGTSS
>christcucks
>>60158960
I'll give you a rune dagger for it
>>60158978
this is like a chinky saying l and r are the same sound and only people with a speech defect differentiate them
>>60159025
they'll bump into the oil reserves and it'll be a right palaver
>>60158733
have the same thing with australian politics
find US and UK poltiics interesting but fuck me australian politics is boring as shit
>muh live cattle export
>muh nbn
>muh housing prices
>>60159003
But I want to do it for pleasure
National Geographic photographers are under pressure to get amazing photographs, and they get shoved into some pre-selected location
>>60158978
>HE PRONOUNCES THE Z IN IBIZA
REEEE FUCK OFF YANK HHAJAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHH FUK OFF
>>60158963
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
>>60159060
fuckng hell
need a new crusade calling fire and blood pope I think
who voted this guy in? fucking reddit?
Why doesn't Norway have a military?
>>60158943
He's a moderately intelligent psychopathic human turd who will drive the conservative party into the ground if he ever becomes leader 2bh
>>60159011
we're all going to die anyway so i'll stick to eating 12 rustler's burgers a day
>>60159025
You give us one of your nuclear submaines, and we give you one of our missiles, ok?
>>60159029
It says "unknown" ... I don't know. Just give us one of your submarines for it, please. Gib gib.
its ritrarry cord rondon you idiots
why do working class twats feel as if the tory party hates them? Just because they're not willing to give you 900 billlion sterling in bennies or keep some shitty steel business afloat doesn't mean they're against you, they're just not bending over backwards to fucking support you (like everyone else in the country).
LOL EYE BEEFA ??????? EYE BEEFA??????
NO I DONT HAVE A THHHPEECH DETHECT, THTOP MOCKING ME!!!!
>>60158817
would love that dog to lick me ONCE on the side of my face as i hug it :3 then we could go for a walk, play some catch, then he could come back and sleep at the end of my bed as i patrol the me'chon delta
>>60159060
this pope is ruining the church
business idea: find the spanish poster a job
>>60159114
:(
W-We have a gloryfied coast guard which we call navy.
>>60159123
Give us a tenner and a pack of Monster munch then we can start talking.
>>60159157
impossible
i am a free man of the land and i do not consent to having a job
>>60159060
Pope "satan" Francis work for the NWO, and rammed his third eye with evil needles long time ago.
>>60159060
Is it a coincidence that the High Sparrow in Game of Thrones looks exactly like the pope?
rather happy with my barista qt progress
in a year or 2 im sure we'll be on a jovial nick name basis
might nap
wake me up in an hour
Just converted to Islam for feminist reasons lads.
Also converted to eating 3 steaks a day for vegan reasons.
>>60159119
Missed our boy Dave at last weeks PMQs, desu. Him and Corbyn had some interesting bants: Gideon and not-the-leader-of-the-Greens were shit.
>>60159205
all old men look llike that
>>60159205
he looks like the bloke that played elizabeth swan's dad in pirates of the caribbean desu
>>60159084
Have you considered working for the National Park Service here in the US?
>>60159171
Deal.
Lads, my gf thinks that circumcised > uncircumcised. is she right?
>>60159157
nah in all srsness im working security when im home
just living on nEUtbux for the moment,
>>60159223
>vegan telling us shes a vegan
yes would have guessed
Blonde hair
Blue eyes
>>60159249
yes, who the fuck wants an ant eater cock?
>>60158943
Went for a 3 hour walk through the city. During this walk I saw:
>12 niggers
>3 mongrels
>8 chinks
>2 poo in loos
>5 non-specific shitskins
Very worrying stuff lads. Very worrying indeed.
>>60159249
is she a paki?
>>60159090
scary inflammation in the face and scalp
wouldnt work myself up like that if i were him, even for pay
>>60159261
literal untermensch combination
black hair and extremely dark, bordering on black eyes master race
>>60158319
Why are Scottish djs so god-tier????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKx-PKBxjdg
>>60159249
Is your """""""gf""""""" African by any chance, I hear genital mutilation is very common over there.
>>60159219
literally you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkE5ZkIMmpE
I'm directionless
>>60159263
t. Habib
>>60159261
white dragon
>>60159278
oh fuck off no seriously what is wrong with this humanoid?
>>60159261
the hair looks ginger at the back
beautiful girl nonetheless
>Europe, Germany in particular, cannot become an Arab country, Germany is Germany
Intend to say this at the next Question Time, I'll be in the audience
>>60159244
Have you considered its extremely hard moving to the US permanently
Would give an arm and a leg to live in somewhere like Juneau and work in a nearby national park
>>60159261
Complextion fair
Great thighs
just realised that we're all going to be dead one day so it's pointless to worry about anything
>>60159284
How many white people though?
Also:
Living in some shitehole where you have more than one nigger.
>>60159278
>can't wait to get home
>that fucking dog is gonna get a right good kicking
>kick it straight in the ribs with the steel toed boots and all
>yes
Ahahahaha it's the mong who faked being able to speak "Chinese" to get a job
need a ginger gf ideally
>>60159278
what actually was wrong with him though
>>60159373
>Not caring about future generations
Bit selfish lad, you're sounding like a baby boomer now.
>>60159375
Probably about two to three thousand white people.
>>60159298
I'd say he's more of an MC than DJ.
>>60159410
pingers
italian or spanish gf would also do
>>60159313
yup that'll be about right
*turns to the mirror and admires the old grey window's peak*
mate you are a beaut
what exactly is a botnet?
What should I ask?
>>60159396
>>60159278
americans on youtube take videos like this of people spacing out and think its evidence of that project mkultra thing
did we have anything like that?
>>60159361
What about Canada, or New Zealand?
Don't they have parks?
>>60159416
that's not what i meant
Can't I just pay some yank to get married and move to the US
>>60159446
definitely something about white genocide
>>60159440
A net that helps you catch robots
>>60159446
just scream deus vult desu
>>60159333
just had older parents lad. Nearly everyone in the generation above us is cut
>>60159446
UM YES WELL FIRSTLY IF THE BANKERS THE BONUSES THE BANKERS THE BONUSES IT'S DISGUSTING
>>60159427
do you call them pingers in the uk too? amazing x
>>60159396
>I've just been making random noises like ming bing and shee chow
>>60159478
Rorke
>>60159446
Ask what normal citizens of Britain can do about removing EU politicians or policies that we don't like.
>>60159438
the birds love a bit of salt and pepper mate
>>60159491
Is that some Abo thing?
>>60159459
Its hard to move to another 1st world country - end of
Unless you have some highly valued degree they need, or a billion pounds
Also I am back from work lads
>>60159446
>45 minutes of refreshments
that's bullshit, life is too short
>>60159446
>A weekday
>10am
Is this for neets only?
>>60159127
>He pronounces th as f
Oh dear oh dear you absolute mongoloid
>>60159459
neither of them have parks no
>>60159440
>>60159554
how was your day?
>>60159584
It was good
how was yours?
>>60159539
ha! nice one goy!
>>60159549
>Its hard to move to another 1st world country
Not if they're EU
>>60159486
this
>>60159446
Will we get more pakis if we leave or remain?
unironically had my meme spiral onto the front page of reddit lads with hundreds of comments.
Wew.
>>60159263
enjoy not being able to wank without motor oil
>>60159637
well at least if we leave we can decide for ourselves by actually electing our leaders.
>>60159597
okay. sorting out a teaching application atm
mostly uneventful
>>60159583
you've been posting more often at this time lately
>>60159670
I've noticed that too
*starts spraying acid (the drug not the corrosive kind) everywhere*
*White Rabbit begins to play*
>>60159654
i wank all the time without it
the le you can't wank without lube myth is exactly that, a myth.
actually really weird how healthcare works in other countries lads
sounds so complicated desu, especially the aussie one
>>60159664
what are you going to teach? english in japan?
Got a big
>>60159396
>>60159455
>>60159517
Its fake, it says this was posted 20 hours ago
The lad on /brit/ already admitted his lie to his boss about 2 days ago
>>60159531
this
>>60159578
A shame
>>60159549
Guess you're out of luck then
>Euros start in 10 days.
It's been 10 years since Scotland qualified.
How do we make Britain great again and get all the mainland back in the cups?
Remember lads, you're only as strong as your weakest member.
>>60159658
Yes yes, very good haha yea yes we decided don't we lmao!!!!!
Tony Blair didn't have "will import pakis" in his manifesto you silly cunt
And either way you won't be deciding anything because you fucked off to live in a military dictatorship in Asia
>>60159702
say it dont spray it, gimp
>>60159722
>rapid city
what made them call it that
>>60159747
thanks anteater
Fuck the Queen desu
>>60159639
link
>>60159549
australia accepts working class scrubs from britain all the time
>>60159746
>sketch-
are you incapable of taking photos upright you stupid euro twat
hi(^-^)/
>>60159760
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/4lrehk/lie_at_work_got_out_of_hand_is_my_job_at_risk/
And then somebody posted it to Best of which got more upboats
https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/4lsixt/redditor_asks_for_help_after_he_lied_about/
makes me a bit sad when my parents comment on never having seen a black person in their childhood
>>60159746
Not defending Tony Blair or any other crooked politician.
Where I live doesn't alter the fact of the matter.
Reminder the smartest man in US history with a recorded IQ of 180 knew Hitler was right.
>>60159706
Dummy lol
>>60159787
alri
>>60159711
Maybe he decided to post it now.
Fucking sounds just like him
Look out /brit/
>>60159787
Hello
msg me bby
question: if uncircumcised dicks are better, then why do the vast majority of pornstars (who are hired for having attractive dicks) have circumcised dicks?
I'm not dumb i freakin work 4 jobs and i'm an ifbb certified instructor kick boxer and there you are making fun of me calling me puddinghead
>>60159753
The River Rapid which weaves it's way through the city.
>>60159799
fuck people like this
mate you're a chess player. play chess. like stephen hawkings talking shit on donald trump. fucking hotwheels you do realise you're a physicist not a political scientist, yeah?
just thought you lads would like to know that my date with the swiss girl went well.
i took her to this little hidden garden in a cathedral then we went for some hipster coffee (her decision - fucking euros and their coffee). after that we went to an art gallery and then to a museum.
looks like i'll be going to Switzerland soon. going to climb the Mattahorn where she can climb my Mattahorn.
you may now FONT this post.
>>60159785
What are you on about? I pasted together two screenshots and highlighted a bit hence why I used sketch
>>60159852
just how fast is it
>>60159861
proud of you xx
>>60159707
nothing exotic, physics in the uk
My job is ruining my hobby
>>60159841
because most porn is filmed in america and that entire country literally got tricked into adopting a semetic desert tradition for non reason at all
business idea: mumsnet
>>60159841
americans are circumsised
big american population
american men want to see dicks similar to their own
therefore they pander
>>60159841
the worlds not ready for us yet, so we'll remain in the shadows until the masses have their 3rd eye opened
>>60159761
dont want to move to fucking australia
>>60159888
not an argument
>>60159841
because they're american
Russian
>>60159761
Where do I sign?
>>60159905
no its a fucking explanation
>>60159933
not an argument
Just posted some letters
>scots get free shit and leech off the other parts of the UK, home to several rich tossers too and get way less immigrants
>despite this they still whine and complain not only about independence and wanting more but THEY WANT MORE FUCKING IMMIGRANTS WHICH THEY DONT EVEN END UP DEALING WITH
literal subhumans
>>60159904
well then your third eye is clearly wired shut