/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
dreams edition
anime
WE ARE ALL AMERlCANS
good edition
Macho Man
Non k-pop edition. The tards must be sleeping
ich bin einer berliner
>>60132982
speak for yourself m7
A friend once told me That Britain was once the most powerful country in the world.
But that couldn't be true... could it?
>>60132954
alri
Good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XI_290cfw
Went fishing today
>>60132932
>He thinks because you don't pay income tax you don't pay any tax
Mong
no cornish or trannies edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS5TYzSPpII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JTqeS2HedA
can instantly to cry to both of these
>>60133022
Agreed
WE ARE ALL ARMENIANS
>>60133021
Dutch are dirty mate.
>>60132948
Did somebody say anime?
>>60133040
off you go then
I hit that nigga for the work
internet is down lads
>>60133075
did you grow up in atlanta or something
>>60133067
You first.
gf just had this delivered by courier
>>60133087
redpill me on how these work
>>60133091
What a pointless fucking >gif
Fuck off
YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS A HIGHER HDI THAN MISSISSIPPI
Get in here, everybody except the Great Shitstain!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2011_report
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_HDI
>51. Mississippi - 0.867
>United Kingdom 0.863
UK HDI: .863
Mississippi HDI: .867
UK GDP per Capita: $35,494
Mississippi GDP per Capita: $36,967
UK Unemployment: 7.8%
Mississippi Unemployment: 7.4%
UK Muslims: 3,000,000
Mississippi Muslims: 5,000
>>60133124
catabolic enzyme induced fit reactions
>>60133123
What an absolute qt
Have £3000 to spend lads
What should I buy
>>60133132
riley pls go
>>60133132
US states use a different HDI measurement system
>>60133160
FOB
>>60133132
If you only count England then it's higher in every way
Gets dragged down by scotland, Wales and ni
>>60133132
What happend to the riley who was obssessed with White-Americans?
That guy in the pic, ain't him.
I'll work for you
>>60133166
nope, the only thing that was confirmed to be changed was how we factor in education into the mix, which is actually a more impressive way of doing things. Apparently there is some controversy about how the HDI factors in education - leading many to say that they are too soft on most countries
stay mad and inferior
>>60133132
Uk unemployment isn't 7.8% it's 5%
When your mates not in but his mom says that you can hang out with her.
Daily reminder.
>>60133189
Kek, England drags down Scotland you donut
>>60133252
Literally no
England has higher GDP per capita and hdi
>>60133201
Disappeared.
I haven't seen his pics or copypastas in a long time.
Listening to what could be domestic violence going on next door lads.
>>60133201
it is
the pics you're thinking of are one of normie friends he pretended was him
>>60133280
>australia
yep most likely is lad
>>60133280
gi'z a vocaroo limey
took a massive shite that was literally shaped like a cock
feels like a truck crashed into me intestines
>>60133201
do you ever feel like you're wasting time on a forum which is filled with comparatively poor people getting nowhere
>>60133280
what's the gossip, spill the beans
alri
>>60133287
I mean the Riley who also posted on a couple videos youtube, he had the pics with the gold chains and stuff.
>>60133310
Not really, what the fuck else is there to do at 1.30am?
>>60133310
rude
>>60133247
Ah yes, we should definitely have trusted Hitler
>>60133303
No mic.
>>60133319
Lots of banging, woman crying and yelling at her partner to get away.
Seems to have quietened down a bit now.
>>60133333
that's his mate josh smuin
>>60133339
>being this histrionic you think every single post is addressed to you
top kek
>>60133333
Checked
>>60133339
im talking to the monacan
>>60133349
its true
this website is the wastebin of humanity
>>60133393
It's Monegasque not Monacan you moron
>>60133418
eat shit you fucking insect runt
How to you get over someone?
>>60133366
>Seems to have quietened down a bit now.
She's dead mate, way to fuck up..
>>60133450
FONT
>>60133450
jump over them
>>60133450
Drink
>>60133455
I'll keep a look out for any shovelling tonight.
>>60133450
Get under someone else
>>60133476
Just gets me emotional
Do brothels exist in the UK?
>>60133450
Eventually, you get used to the feeling of emptiness.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IwQW7cnfCNw
LITTLE
>>60133450
Find someone else
>>60133310
I feel like I waste time in general.
Then again, I'm a uni student so no surprise there.
If I didn't have a sister I'd spend more time fucking around online.
Worried that on my deathbed my final regret will be that I didn't kill myself earlier
When was the last time you wanked to carol vorderman?
>>60133362
Ah yes, we should definitely have ruined everything our ancestors built and sold the entire world out to the yanks and their Jewish overlords because Germans invaded Poland to reclaim historically German territory populated by German people.
>>60133507
Prostitution is legal in the UK, but brothels and solicitation aren't.
>>60133502
never had the chance to
>>60133509
we're starting to look like brazil
>>60133508
I took that picture of that cat from a Russian website about the construction of the Kerch bridge
not got much to say rn sadly.
my mate called me a disrespectful nigger
>>60133539
Literally what the point in that?
>>60133537
>Invade our ally
>Oh that's just fine, we can definitely trust you !
>>60133517
what lewd do you do with her
>>60133572
Makes policing easier
>>60133507
yes, they're called saunas
>>60133450
a ladder
Me in the middle
my mate literally just called me a disrespectful nigger again
going to try to get it on video
told some normies i watch isis beheadings on liveleak
>>60133591
Easier to police as in easier to ignore?
>>60133539
>>60133507
Still are brothels, but they are "independent massage parlours". Basically the girls rent the rooms there and what they do behind the doors is entirely them and nothing else and the building owners act like they aren't involved at all.
Its a weird legal loophole, there was a documentary about it on youtube somewhere
>>60133622
20c is the sweet spot 2bh
>>60133622
jej
>>60133633
did they approve?
>>60133511
Could, but I'm not a big casual sex guy
>>60133622
i laff'd at this post.
>>60133655
first with a look of disgust then they wanted to know the site name again
>>60133574
But the very fact we were allied with Poland in the first place was nothing but an aggressive policy that ultimately provoked a world war.
>>60133642
How would that work? Do you just go by yourself? I'm 20 and I'm not sure if I'd be out of place in one of those places.
>>60133644
nah more like a nice 12c-16c
>>60133660
FONT
>>60133572
I really don't know.
Registered borthels with an inspecting body would be safer, would keep money out of the hands of organised crime, and would help prevent human trafficking.
>>60133672
I know people who look at the wtf subreddit so it ain't that much different
>>60133622
post the original you nut!
>>60133675
We're great Britain , we ally with who the fuck we want and no shithead kraut is going to say otherwise
Get a boner when I'm doing a poo, am I gay lads?
my room
28c
proper choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50kTYGzis2I
>>60133680
I think you ring up and ask if any of their girls are available and they tell you their schedule. I'm not too sure.
>>60133716
open a window
>>60133622
me on the right
it was like 8 last night, it was fuckeddd
>>60133687
Isn't it normie to like/want casual sex with anything that has a pulse?
>>60133000
your friend was recently thawed from a glacier
Easier to get warm than cool lads.
>>60133732
comfy as fuck, warm enough to go outside without a coat
>>60133751
That's why living in a colder country is better, could never do it in Ausland.
>>60133751
This tbqh
>>60133756
>warm enough to go outside without a coat
>why yes I AM indeed from the netherlands
cor blimey, guvna
>>60133788
ha godeeeee
>>60133777
Winter tomorrow here. Going to bed is always super comfy.
Gf came back from America after a year abroad study and said yanks have bigger cocks than us even though she forced me into chastity for a year so we both wouldn't cheat
What did she mean by this?
>28c
>boiling hot
>open window
>27.5c
>freezing cold
ah yes the old open your window prank
getting real fucking tired of caracunt. wish he'd fuck off with his wooden shoes and dude weed lmao
>>60133733
>How to you get over someone?
things only normies say
cant even comprehend how to get a girlfriend
the whole concept of having sex with a woman, having a girlfriend and so on seems so far away from reality
>>60133710
That isn't an argument though. We couldn't even strategically defend Poland, and we did nothing when Stalin rolled in a little bit after Hitler did. The fact of the matter is Britain would be in an objectively better place if we accepted Poland as a matter for Hitler and Stalin to settle.
>>60133804
>winter in June
Australia is such a meme place
>when you you haven't got laid with a club slag for a while
>>60133804
what temperature is it there most days in winter?
>>60133827
Don't even know how I'd spend time with a gf.
Like what would you talk about?
>>60133805
dunno, ask her son
Is summer in july/august just a british thing or is it the whole world
>>60133751
The human body produces a lot of heat. All you have to do is stop that heat escaping via insulation.
To cool, you need air/water flow, heatsinks, or something endothermic.
>>60133841
depends on the place.
in brisbane it's usually like 20 to 25 maximum and then like 10 to 5 at night
>>60133831
No it wouldn't, go back to Germany kraut cunt
>>60133862
very informed cat
>>60133843
this applies to all women my age for me
haven't spoken to a woman my age since primary school
Supposedly i was banned from all boards on the 5th of June (the future) yet the ban was lifted once i opened the ban screen?
>>60133886
cornwhole
>>60133841
Got this lined up for the next week. Fuck yes.
>>60133862
fuck off mr science
>>60133884
>winter
>20 to 25
>>60133886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
>>60133918
it sometimes goes lower. it hit like maximums of 10 here last year and it was so fucked hahaha
wife's son's at it again
>>60133843
It's a lot easier than you'd expect. I find it easy to talk to women, but difficult to like their personality
>>60133892
Well talk to them
is this /brit/?
>>60133841
replaced the pic with a cat pic lel
>>60133886
>No it wouldn't
Yeah. It would. We completely bankrupted ourselves, lost our empire and gave our position in the world away to the yanks, which has led to the post-modern egalitarian post-colonial cuckold world we inhabit today.
>>60133953
where would i do that?
>>60133675
>Having exactly the same argument again
https://desustorage.org/_/search/filename/kikes%20won%20again.png/
>>60133884
Heard on the radio yesterday that meme city was like 4 degrees yesterday morning
still laughing at this fuckin image
>>60133884
>20c to 25c
You can't call this winter, Australia doesn't have winter. That is not bloody winter weather it's summer!!!
>>60133963
>mfw your winters are our summers
>>60133953
FONT
>>60133831
yeah german expanionism should have went ahead unchecked because hitler said some nice things about the british empire
>>60133978
yeah it was fucking freezing two nights ago. i was out for a bit and felt my balls retreating inside of me
>>60133967
If you have friends it's pretty easy. Just get drunk and go to clubs or pubs with them
>>60133963
Basically good summer weather then..
TO THE WINDOOOOOWWWWWWW
TO THE WALLL
>>60134030
FONT
>>60134030
why would i be on 4chan if i had friends
do you even know what website you are on?
TILL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
>>60133909
But I was agreeing with you. If you have access to food and water, you will be able to survive cold better than overheating. Mammals can expend calories to heat themselves. We do it constantly. We can't cool ourselves anywhere near as efficiently.
>nobody has paid me any attention in a while? Time to start exactly the same argument again, post exactly the same shite and even post the same pictures!
>>60133000
Yeah they still have a chip on their shoulder about losing that title
>still laughing at this fuckin image
I'm gonna have to shoot you down
Having some Yorkshire Gold tea lads
>>60133965
The British empire had been in terminal decline since WW1
What's the coldest and warmest temperature you've ever been in lads?
>Coldest
-19 degrees in Odessa
>Warmest
42 degrees in France during the European Heatwave in 2003
she wants a man from brum
>>60133963
Double layer weather here in Sydney
Was out last night and saw it got to 6°c in Canterbury. Rip.
>>60134025
That'd be an argument if Danzig wasn't a German city populated by German people.
>>60132931
Speaking of dreams, I have a lot of dreams of 4chan posting, and my dream-/brit/ is superior to real-/brit/
>>60134100
>Odessa
maxim
>>60134095
>since WW1
since the Boer wars
>>60134119
go to bed then
>>60134100
-15c Vancouver and 40c in greece
>>60134095
[citation needed]
>>60134100
coldest probably only about -10 here but warmest must've been well in the 40s in spain, they started handing out water bottles to everyone on the camping
>>60134100
-26C in cuckada
80C in a sauna
>>60134133
Need dream inspo first
>>60134053
Well fine. I know some dead odd guys who still pull cause they have friends. Just attempt to live your life a bit I guess
>>60134100
probs like -2
and like 45
>>60134118
yeah better invade all of poland then
retard
>>60134141
learn2history fukin moran
WWII was literally the deathblow of the empire
>>60134100
-20 in China
I swear it once got to 50°c in Sydney years back when they factored in humidity levels and shit
>>60132931
Who else /anglo-saxon heritage/ here?
>>60133965
>The free city of danzig had a lot of autonomy and had been under league of Nations protection since the end of world war one but 300,000 ethnic Germans lived there so Hitler had the right to start a world war over it!
>Ermm over a billion ethnic Indians who'd had nationalistic ideas for years at this point and other ethnic non Brits? Nah they shouldn't have their own nation, British empire is better for them
Complete logical inconsistency
>>60134173
This
With the Suez canal being some classic yank banter to let you know not to go against them and fuck up their interests
>>60134181
Indian """"people""" yearn for a master though.
>>60134181
I hate this whole "Germany was justified in invading Poland" meme
If they cared so much about the German people and not just the land, they would have stopped at the danzig corridoor and not taken over the rest of Poland with the USSR
I signed on for universal credit last week and I've got my first meeting with them tomorrow.
Problem is that I haven't applied for any jobs and I'm scared that they're gonna roast me. What should I do?
I do actually intend to get a job and am looking right now, I've been playing Overwatch all week and fucked up. Help me /brit/
>>60134175
Highest ever recorded temperature in Australia was 50 degrees and that was in January 1960
>they just wanted danzig!!!
>>60134057
Yeah soz I realised that, question mark cat threw me off. I'm tired.
have half a tub of caramel chew chew ben and jerries downstairs
might go grab it
I don't really hate you Tim.
>>60133889
Gib boquerones pls.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIch haaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt eiiiinned kaaaammmmmmmmmeeeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaadedddddddeen
>>60134060
What a sad twat
>>60134233
List your job as "head meme writer at lad bible" It's not like they're gonna research it
HI LAAAAADS
>>60134173
Right. Doesn't mean we'd still have been better off if we didn't go into massive debt and give the yanks all our of markets though.
Lads, guess what?
>>60134305
what?
>>60134294
alri my pirate loving friend
>>60134298
yeah shame germany had to go about invading everyone really and fuck our empire up
>>60134318
Bubble butt
>>60134321
who is alri
>>60134233
Say you weren't sure what to do and waited for this first meeting to get some pointers
rest in peace
I live next to a canal AMA
>>60134346
QEPD...
>>60134346
bernie still has a chance dude
>>60134349
I live in a barge on a canal
>>60134349
What canal?
>>60134349
is your name Deborah?
>>60134371
hehe doxxà ble infórmacion
>>60134349
What happens when the camel moves?
>>60134349
Have you heard about the canal pusher? Active around Manchester, serial killer that pushes people into canals
>>60134349
ever dipped your bollocks in it for a laugh?
wheres that canadian that posts nuclear shit
Man lives in Essex, ask us anything
Got called greg on a racist forum lads
>>60134337
I've already had a meeting where they first signed me up etc. and explained some things.
However this is technically my first sign on, but I can still get in trouble for not doing what they said. I've fucked up and I'm not sure how I can get out of this desu
>>60134384
no
>>60134392
runt
>>60134402
That's one of my genuine fears, which is why I keep close to the wall when I'm walking on it
I can't swim much so it's an extra worry
It's REALLY fucking scary in the night, alone with no lights
But I haven't heard of him no
>>60134332
Alabaster Lawrence Richmond-Ings
Eighth duke of Labrador, and secretary to the minister of solvents.
>>60134428
Better than getting called a racist on a greggs forum
PIRATES...
>>60134444
Apply for a load of jobs now
Walking on a canal at night, alone, is one of the scariest things you can do in life
Why would you die from being pushed into a canal? It's probably not a massive height and there's no strong current?
found this pic on the deep web
Ameriburgers are too autistic to drive manual cars, haha.
>>60134508
silly kot you don't eat watermelon
daft cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ
who did this?
>>60134516
what's your opinion on mexicans chap???
>>60134492
Don't know but I'm just guessing here
If you can't swim you're fucked
some parts of it are deep
it's completely at surprise
there's mud and shit which can get you stuck
the water is murky
awful experience
>>60134233
I was on JSA for 8 months and never applied for a single job.
Just say their job site is absolute shite and you've been searching on other ones.
Bored of Overwatch already, lads.
>>60134508
Give this kot a blini
>>60134064
To be fair who wouldn't be salty about going from the most powerful nation on Earth to the self-doubting shambles we are today
>>60134531
the greatest part is the fact that tyrone is dressed up like kev
>>60134542
Louie, no more overwatch game
>>60134222
Hitler made numerous attempts to negotiate with the Poles before the invasion though, including having the future of the Danzig corridor being decided by the league of nations and just the city itself returning to Germany.
Once a world war came about, Hitler would be foolish not to conquer Poland. You aren't viewing it within the historical context of that time at all. Poland had been owned by foreign powers for centuries (Russia & Prussia) and had only been restablished after WW1. Hitler realised that Germany would not be able to compete with the behemoths that were the Soviet Union, USA & British Empire without securing more territory. Hitler saw first hand in WW1 what happened with the British blockade of Germany, that essentially starved the people into submission and won the war. In his view he needed more land to secure a future for Germany that didn't rely on other powers. The world wasn't like it is today in the post-colonial world with free trade everywhere. There was (and still is) an international banking clique and Germany was shut out of this clique and wanted to secure its own future just as all the other powers had.
>>60134492
Gaybois gonna be gaybois ya know?
>>60134538
Mexicans are too lazy to drive manual cars.
>>60134518
Well, It's a bit of a moral grey area. I'd have to say somewhere between three and a half, and seven.
We really can't be sure though.
>>60134542
But it has tracer, le quirky woman with a totally real british accent, you should love it
NOICE HDI FAGGOT
>>60134564
NAZI PUTO
>>60134567
WOAH rude
my my
look at the time
>>60134516
i literally drive an automatic
it's nice
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/gang-of-thugs-have-shoved-at-least-six-cyclists-into-canal-in-spate-of-attacks-a3197896.html
Fucking London
>>60134588
HORA DE TREMENDO PAJAZO xD
>>60133450
eh usually takes a lot of time, use this period of your life to masturbate 3 times a day, maybe work out or go running often
improve yourself, find a way to get ahead in life desu
>>60134588
a candle
can feel my IQ rising just by listening to classical music
>>60134591
Stop shitposting, lad. No you don't.
the government should give me a girlfriend
>>60134564
The poor little Nazis :'(( they just needed more space to kill Jews in
>>60134591
Good lad
Don't give into the British manual meme
Automatic is 5he way of the future
>>60134586
>>60134584
>>60134384
Back to your containment thread
>>60131111
>>60131111
>>60131111
>>60134621
i drove a manual for years. got an automatic and enjoy it quite a bit. get way less road rage 2bh. only downside is it lacks the legs of a good manual
>>60134614
ah yes very impressive
oh hey
let's get going shall we
>>60134626
you should work hard for it, and not asking the goverment for that
>>60134650
nope, i've said that /brit/ is now one of my favorite generals
>>60134564
>Hitler realised that Germany would not be able to compete with the behemoths that were the Soviet Union, USA & British Empire without securing more territory.
that's nice but the official policy post-ww1 was containment of germany at all costs and germany provoked the war, tough shit i'm afraid
>>60134673
Well that's too bad, now fuck off you annoying twat
>>60134673
cat stick tomato dad.-
filling just came out
fucks sake, shitty NHS job
hahahaha hey lads!!
a candle
>>60134719
gimmick thief
>>60134685
no my pirate bro
>>60134698
nonono your /lat/ mememing was so bad chap
el gatto(473)
>>60134652
Do you need a lot of power in Britland? Like on your freeways, do you need bursts of power to get you around granny driving her town car?
can't stop thinking about my gf
the fact that she has a vagina is fascinating to me
dog at this fucking dog
If you drove a manual in America you car definitely wouldn't be getting stolen. You could just leave your keys in while you go to your Greggs for a sausage role.
>>60134627
If Hitler had it his way the Jews would have just been deported to Palestine though. There is literally nothing wrong with deporting people who act against the interests of your country.
>>60134684
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-authority
>>60134758
she got cute friends?
a candle..
>>60134748
Do you need a hand free to toss off your boyfriend in the passenger seat?
>>60134767
NAZI PUTO
>>60134634
Self driving cars are the future not fucking automatics lmao
>>60134759
how does the body look like
>>60134610
This is what I'm planning to do. Running and working out especially
/brit/!
Lend me your ears!
I'm making a necklacce
el gatto(474)
>>60134748
it definitely helps on dual carriageways and motorways
>>60134759
*dogs*
>>60134773
no, she has one friend and she's fat and nonwhite
you're some twat
>>60134758
What's her number, she single?
new
>>60134812
>>60134474
That's what I'm doing but I think they want to see proof, hopefully they won't ask me to show my emails and shit.
>>60134541
Fucking hell, your advisor must have been a right lazy cunt. Hopefully I'll be able to get away with it.
new instagram update is great
>>60134808
worrisome desu
>>60134788
>an automatic automatic
Can your feeble minds even comprehend such a thing or are you stuck in the manual age for forever?
is the whole of the UK in eurotruck simulator?
might see if I can find my house
>>60134835
i am following a qt british slag.....wow m8s, i really envy you
>>60134767
>containing germany after ww1 is a logical fallacy
ok bud
>>60134866
No, but pretending it was automatically the right thing to do because "muh official policy" is though.
>>60134852
No you don't
>>60134553
Your grandparents probably weren't even alive when you were an empire what do you have to be salty about?
>>60135150
Not so much salty its just sad looking at what we were compared to what we are now. Feels like all we have left is history
>>60134819
irony
![F1.large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u8RA2Ip.jpg "F1.large[1]")
