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cara
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
hi how are you
At what age do you stop enjoying things anymore? Like everything becomes a chore and you don't look forward to anything. 24?
> he doesn't live in London, capital of the world
LMAO!!
>>60130830
not a fan of this gimmick
Timothy James Byrne goes full /pol/ in one of his videos today.
>>60130807
>tfw the other day I found out that Amber Heard cheated on Johnny Depp with C A R A
Just got back from my first jog lads. 30 minutes and I'm panting like a dog in heat and sweating like a whore in a church.
This is going to be hard...
don't get why anyone would live in london
>>60130840
15-16
Diversity is a strength. FACT. Multiculturalism is the way forward. FACT. Resting cultural and ethnic replacement is racist. FACT.
>>60130764
You ever seen born rich?
Wow look how hip and down with the kids BBC three is!!
>>60130882
you got a personality disorder mate?
>hating the new top gear
What are you, a fucking normie?
What shall I watch on UK Netflix or iPlayer lads?
>>60130803
who is this complete qt
>>60130879
You went jogging at midnight?
That's autism
>>60130934
Upstart Crow, starring David Mitchell
>>60130934
Me having a wank
she wants a man from brum
new meme:
JOPC
Jog
On
Paki
Cunt
thoughts?
I'll learn to work the saxophone
I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
And I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues
>>60130934
my secret transgender life
Saved enough of the curry I ordered tonight to make a big lunch at work tomorrow
Feels good
A hard-left Labour activist who said that Jews were the “chief financiers of the slave trade” yesterday refused to apologise for her controversial remarks.
Jackie Walker, the vice-chair of Labour in South Thanet and a prominent official in Momentum, the network of Jeremy Corbyn supporters, was cleared of antisemitism on Saturday following an investigation by the party.
Yesterday she said that she was “saddened” if she had upset people, but said her critics should join her in campaigning against “fascists”.
The Jewish Chronicle reported Ms Walker to Labour after she wrote on Facebook: “What debt do we owe the Jews?”.
should be asleep right now but if I go to sleep then tomorrow is gonna be on me before I know it
god why even bother living
*rubs taint as if it is a clit*
OH FUCK
OH YES~
OH FUCK, I'M CUMMING LADS
good episode of planet earth on Eden right now desu lads
>>60130878
might have a cheeky wank over that
>>60130989
would demolish that
>>60130969
quite good
>>60131011
Girl dick?
it's getting hot
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Can you lads keep the noise down its late ta x
>>60130969
JOPC
Could do with a whisky and a cuddle, lads.
>>60130969
Jolly Old Person of Colour
can't think of reasons to keep going
Which of these bbc 3 docs should I watch?
KKK: the fight for white supremacy
Or
Black power: America's armed resistance
>>60130891
Yep. I understand Jamie Johnson entirely, that scene about thinking that everyone had horse drawn carriages until he became a teenager fits well with what I mean.
>>60130832
I've never known anything different so it's not as amazing to me as it is to you. The magic of visiting the Alps isn't so sparkly after the 50th time.
Not to say that I experienced anything as difficult as you did but most people like me were raised poorly by parents who thought nannies were good enough, then tossed to a foreign country for study. There's nothing we can accomplish that will ever really make our parents proud because they've already done it.
>>60131097
JOPC
>>60131110
sounds perfect :'(
>>60131093
I HATE IT
>>60131134
>I've never known anything different so it's not as amazing to me as it is to you. The magic of visiting the Alps isn't so sparkly after the 50th time.
oh will you just fuck off
I TOLD TOU TO KEEP THE FUCKING NOISE DOWN
WHEN I GET HOLD OF YOU IM GONNA THROTTLE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT
i fucked up lads
a bird told me that she was flying to washington for a convention and some guy was paying for it and I asked "is he hot?" jokingly and she replied "wait, why does it matter if he is attractive or not?"
HELP
>>60131134
Literally fuck off billionaire not even memeing
doing my diss as a plan on how to invade fiji using google maps
>>60131134
>he's a billionaire
>he doesn't spend his time travelling around the world doing amazing shit
FOB
>>60131134
>poorly by parents who thought nannies were good enough
Explains the rich kids of Instagram, hungry for mommy and daddies attention.
Anyways, a life on a farm is far more wholesome than being a rich kid. Leaving your kids to people you pay should be a crime.
Where can I learn the basics of game design?
don't care about doing it professionally, just as a hobby
>>60131192
Now that is autism
>>60131134
fuck off
>>60131134
you actually infuriate me
>>60131210
can I recover from this or should I jump ship?
I have a brand new, fresh meme:
DO A BARELL ROLL
XD don't over use it though lads
>>60130940
How? It's nice and cool and relaxing. I also don;t want to display my body in all it's fatty glory to people.
>>60131134
post your yacht
>>60131265
>BARELL
not a fan
>>60131257
just laugh it off ffs
>>60131273
>wants to move from n. america
>to reading
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
its called the New World for a reason mate
>>60131281
uhm its french
>>60131195
You're in deep shit kid
>>60130892
wouldn't mind running my bollocks through a mangle rn x
>>60131273
Reading may be the worst choice
>>60131304
yea Europe is a massive dump
been to Ireland a load of times to see family, its nice but I wouldn't want to live there lol
>>60131195
business idea: invade france but from the north so they never see it coming
rate
>this cancuck probably pronounces reading wrong
>be in Reading
>not actually reading
who /madlad/ here
Normies asleep yet?
> I want to move to reading
Said no one fucking ever
Should I go on holiday on my own?
>>60131358
isn't it like "red" rather than "read"
>>60131354
BIG fan
>>60131385
tranny freak
moving to watching lids, think thats more my cup of tea
Can't see any end to this loneliness desu
why is the sun allowed to only set at 10 pm during summers
>>60131408
Just do a barrel roll
Pakis? Nah, not a fan.
>>60131402
Yes? Can i help you cornwall? Which is basically just a shitter version of devon.
>>60131403
You telling the joke me behind you laughing
>>60131388
ngl that's a pretty fucking cool flag
got a fucking sword and shit
imagine having a fucking sword on your flag
literally the opposite of leaf's
Can't even muster the will to play videogames right now, it just feels so artificial when I try
maybe I just need something new
>>60131428
Pakis?
JOPC
>>60131394
No it is reading like normal read....
>>60131409
EU regulations
honhonhon paris?
je suis fan grande
>>60131392
Bit sad desu unless you're looking for work>>60131399
>>60131433
can't wait til you off yourself like 99% of trannies do
mental illness shouldn't be treated by encouraging it to persist
>its finally raining
YES
>>60131451
haha i'm not actually mad i just like to pretend to be mad because that gives me (You)s
haha
>>60131464
thanks for the inadvertent (You)
ass to ass
>>60131465
Not gonna happen i'm afraid. I'm just too cute to do that to myself.
>>60131470
its been going absolutely mental here all day
>>60131443
Just do a barrel roll
literally in Barcelona lads ask me anything
>>60131488
post legs
ok bye haha
don't forget to use the new meme
JOPC
JOPC
JOPC
>>60131510
haha say hello to messi for me hahahaha
Maisie is pig ugly
alri lads
>>60131545
>putlocker
haha x
>>60131510
wuu2
night lads
>>60131513
Never
>>60131518
You are so easy to bait its unreal.
>>60131482
Actually it was meant for you, the Canadian you was inadvertent
>>60131545
ngl these shops are a quite funny
>>60131433
What you saying about Devon lad!
>>60131568
It's streamlord m8
>>60131577
I'm only trying to help you fix your shitty personality.
>>60131547
sniffed some ket off an australian lads key last night on the middle of the dance floor
>>60131545
Disrespectful thing to say to pigs 2bh
isn't cornwall a crossdresser
>>60131571
just chillin lad haha wbu? X
will they ever stop making superhero films hahaha
>>60131595
I appreciate the effort but i'm afraid its a moot point. I get people after me with or without some random disorder.
>>60131588
I said you're less shit than cornwall.
How's /gf2016/ going, lads?
>>60131612
yeah that was my key. I decided I wanted to sleep in my own bed so I walked home haha
Done BARE gear
We protect Germany
just had me foot in a bucket of saltwater for an hour
>>60131669
prefer not to say
>>60131664
>I get people after me with or without some random disorder.
KEK
nobody wants a mutilated freak like you
>>60131631
nm really, bit pissed, just sent my mate an email
hows barcelona
>>60131669
As well as /gf1993/-/gf2015/ went.
Not well.
can we talk about Pokemon or something
Rhydon was an absolute tank
>>60131686
Literally disgusting that this rump state can call itself Germany, should have been renamed after ww2
>>60131669
m-maybe /gf2017/ will be my year
We protect Japan
>>60131695
My OKcupid says otherwise.
Doing a sad
I just had a crazy idea to mash up Heart of Oak and Panzerlied
rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wc4qLaJ8VW
>>60131724
>anime
wouldn't count on it mate hahahahahaha
>>60131723
strange that renaming the country may have solved all its problems
We protect South Korea
>>60131723
modern german """""""borders"""""" trigger me 2bh
>>60131735
Does it say you failed so hard at being male you chopped your cock off?
was talking to a girl earlier and you know how you say photography? well I said 'photograph' but like in the way you'd say photography, like fuh-TOG-raff
gonna kill myself in the morning
hmmmmmm still haven't eaten yet
Poleaboo is now wearing his choker/slave collar
Saudi Arabia made a billion dollars a day before the oil went down
>>60131742
saved my pic did you ya cheeky cunt x
>>60131723
should be given to us 2bh
are all people from cornwall this vitriolic
How did Zyzz die?
>>60131686
The UK does actually protect Germany we have like 10,000 soldiers in our bases there
>>60131759
he looks like a vapid cultural marxist
>>60131799
Just do a barrel roll
>>60131793
It says i'm trans. And i've still got my cock.
>>60131669
Terrible
I never meet people
We can't allow China to rape our country
>>60131745
Didn't get one when I didn't watch anime, won't get one while I do. It won't won't make much of a difference to me m8
>>60131799
You're a retarded
>>60131848
You'll never be a girl. Enjoy blowing your brains out once that realisation hits
want chris evans to fuck off
he is tolerable on radio 2 but that's it
>>60131862
which bit is even the dick
>>60131848
Leave this thread you're not welcome
Go to r9k or something
>>60131669
we split up
holy fuck how many trannies are in here
give it a rest, no one gives a fuck
>>60131759
Haha le feminism is bad xDD
28c in my room
>>60131880
>>60131886
these 2bh
>>60131759
Not a feminist or anti-smoking, just think it's cringey.
>>60131872
Impossible. Guns illegal in UK.
>>60131880
Cornwall started on me first.
Really want to drive one of those ww2 jeeps they had on top gear
>>60131892
it is though
>>60131920
still don't understand why my fellow countrymen made such pictures
>>60131825
You didn't do a great deal in the war, don't think you deserve it mate. Better luck next time though.
>>60131705
>1993
alri grandad
>>60131925
you started it when you failed at being male. Are your parents proud? Can they even look you in the eye?
>>60131854
TINDER
I
N
D
E
R
Get some professional pictures taken if you have to.
MARIA
>>60131759
Cringe
>>60131961
Don't I need normie book for that
>>60131959
1993 is masterrace though desu
>>60131955
me on the left
>>60131969
YOUVE GOTTA SEE HER
>>60131925
>Guns illegal in UK
Nice meme.
>>60131669
Better than any other year by a fair margin, in that I went on a date and it went well.
>tfw when the only online contact on Skype is Echo/Sound test service
TIDDIES
>>60131983
good lad
>>60131960
They've never been prouder and my dad told me he always knew but wanted me to come to terms with it myself.
Decided to watch the bbc3 documentary on the KKK
>>60131925
i have a shotgun you can use
>>60131998
It went well but you didn't get a shag or gf out of it? I don't think you can call that going well
>>60131982
Yes, so just make one. You don't need to add anyone or anything. Just make one, add your pictures, and then sign up to Tinder.
>>60132024
>his emotion when spouting this bullshit so you don't off yourself
who do you think you're kidding
>>60132005
Name?
has anyone seen any of the star wars films? are they any good?
they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people
Good idea?
>>60131983
1988 is best year to be born, clearly.
>>60132054
You need 50 friends
>>60132073
But remember, he's not racist
>mate messages me some inane shit like "you need to see this"
>instead of just fucking sending me the link like a normal person he waits for me to respond "what?"
>will always instantly respond when i say what
>wont ever respond if i wait for him to send the link
why does this cunt always do this
>ebony teens
:^)
>tfw no bf to laugh with and have adventures with and cuddle tightly and never ever let go
>>60132048
How much of an autist do you need to be to think one date can get you a girlfriend?
>>60132061
He's been fine with it. Infact rings me once a week to ensure i'm okay and still around.
>"W-we're fighting for a b-better world, r-right?"
>>60132067
lewd
>>60132073
i hate the h1b's from india more. if the democrats are at fault for mexican illegals, then the republicans are at fault for legal foreign indentured servants taking up white collar jobs
MARIA
>>60132129
It leads to more dates retard
>>60132097
Oh shit, really? Didn't realise.
>>60132146
>Infact rings me once a week to ensure i'm okay
kek he's checking you haven't offed yourself as you inevitably will one day
probably soon
of course some French cunt would find it acceptable to play a film on his phone at full volume on a night bus full of people trying to sleep
Why are the French just the worst lads
>>60132159
Yeah, but just because you're dating someone doesn't mean you're GF and BF yet.
We'll go on another date.
>>60132114
he's trying to ensure you'll respond by playing on curiosity
I usually just send the link first haha fuck you if you don't reply
Cornwall is aggressive towards people he's jealous of, i.e. people in relationships, people with normal genitalia, wealthy people, trans people.
taking subby bf applications RN
>"You didn't really mean all those things you said about Pakis, did you?"
>>60132165
What do you have against me anyway? Does me living and being happy offend you?
>>60132190
i'm not your lad, mate
>ctrl+f "law exam"
>nothing
haha just me then
>>60132190
ask him to turn it down
>>60132223
>Does me living and being happy offend you?
the existence of degenerate tranny freaks offends me
screen just went orange
>>60132238
Anyone remember that lad posting about asking a Somali to turn his music down on he bus and he ended up getting chased by about 10 lads and hiding in some polish pub til the police came haha
saving private ryan on tv. good movie imo.
>Bought ex council flat
>In the building two are owned, two are council still
>Council tenant above me
>Absolutely chill gay bro lived there. Great neighbour. Never heard a peep from him.
>Moved out 2 days ago
>New tenant is currently playing music, and they did the same last night until 1:30am
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can literally feel the value of my property depreciating. Why did he have to move?! He was the best.
>>60132222
yes i did now fuck out of my country
gf delivered this on horseback then took off into some fog
Starting to feel like I'm letting my ancestors down with my khv-ness.
>>60132283
>Bought ex council flat
where?
>>60132294
better post about it in the brit thread
>>60132259
You know you don't have to fuck me or anything. So why do you care.
>gays are bro tier
>>60132238
Pretty sure by his behaviour that he's on drugs and I don't want to start a problem with someone that's gonna react unpredictably
>>60132302
South East. Was never going to afford anywhere nicer. Still cost me £90K for 36 square meters, and literally he cheapest flat in 20 miles.
having a tea in a glass cup
still think it's daniel posting passive-aggressively toward me without his flag
>>60132329
>£90K for 36 square meters,
ummm
>>60132338
delusional (you won't see this because you have me filtered)
it's a tranny argument episode
>>60132317
you're an attention seeking piece of shit
>>>/soc/
>>60132353
typical for england
sold our 50 square m house for £160k few years back
driving to the shops anyone want anything
>>60132353
Australia has like the lowest population density in the world m8
>>60132369
Let's talk about the French being wankers instead
>>60132379
pick me up a GF
Lads I had standard for a gf before but now I'm willing to settle for anything
>>60132379
pick me up a yorkie please m8
>>60132379
frappaccino pls m80
>>60132394
SMALL
>>60132407
Literally anything? How far would you go
>parents in Russia unironically name their daughters Olga
>>60132372
Says the one who went off against me for no reason
MARIA
>>60132396
>lowest population density in the world m8
Idiot
Because they count the entire country
They're all concentrated on this one tiny coastline
>>60132437
Such a beautiful name, what's wrong with that
>>60131723
all the Germans elsewhere aside from Switzerland and Austria were killed or exiled though
>>60132446
>for no reason
just stated my reason, are you daft?
>>60132452
>tiny coastline
it's a big island
>>60132437
i like that name desu
thought it was said like Helga anyway
>>60132338
Who
>>60132222
>>60132292
no thanks jeff lol
>>60132401
>>60132413
>>60132416
alright got everything let me just drI-
The Jews have got to go.
>>60132463
>>60132470
You lads are having a laugh right? Sounds hideous imo. Doesn't sound right on women under the age of 90.
nth for dom bfs
>>60132452
>Australia has a tiny coastline
>>60132499
quiet virgin
Why don't Australians build in the middle of the country? Looks comfy.
> tfw only having sex once a week
Fuck sake
>>60132487
my GF!!
synchronising my Ethereum wallet wwith the blockchain x
>>60132519
isnt or wasnt there some cia thing in the middle or have i seen too many films
>>60132487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cNqaPSHv0
anything other than F1 is gay and fake tier.
Why are there so many gays on /brit/? Or is it the same lad posting this shit every night?
>>60132518
Fuck off Paki.
>>60132479
there are more white people in the united states than there are people in the UK, germany and france
>>60132516
wish I was this big
>>60131832
cocaine + sauna + having mass but no cardio induced heart attack
Unironically meeting up with 4 or 5 different girls this week, all 7/10+
>>60130892
Tragic 2bh. This is like one of those weedy kids his group of m8s always takes the piss out of and instead of giving back some bants or standing up for themselves they laugh along with the abuse like "lol yeah I am a bit of a bender hahaha"
>>60132578
FONT
MARIA
>>60132548
the LMP cars in WEC almost did the same times as F1 cars on silverstone
>>60132563
>a bigger country has more people in it
woah
really makes u think doesnt it
>>60132467
So because im a tranny you couldn't leave me alone?
>>60132544
pine gap
>>60132553
same handful of people
I reckon its more due to chronic loneliness
>>60131925
>Impossible. Guns illegal in UK.
ye ok m8
![10431997_700231883421318_728478180_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lkCA5Kn.jpg "10431997 700231883421318 728478180 n[1]")
>Maisie is pig ugly
>>60132553
Its the same lad
>>60132590
Bolsheviks literally changed the world forever
>>60132563
And? Still only 60% of the population
>>60132548
ah yes, fastest car wins - the sport
f1 is shite until they introduce some sort of parity in the cars
>>60132592
not an argument.
>>60132609
>>60132615
Who is right?
>>60132611
That post was over half an hour ago...
>>60132602
>he's beginning to catch on
impressed
>>60132563
more shitskins too
>>60132671
She's getting displeased with your shit.
>>60132691
>She's
>>60132627
>unimpressed when the team that developed the best possible car within the regulations is rewarded with victory
Welcome to the real world, hippie
PUSH iT TO THE LiMiT
Average Brit poster
>>60132691
>she's
>Just got back from my first jog lads. 30 minutes and I'm panting like a dog in heat and sweating like a whore in a church.
>This is going to be hard...
>>60132713
sports are not the real world. they exist for entertainment, and having the same team win every year is not entertaining.
>>60132658
I just don't give a fuck m8 I post when I want how I want
>>60132721
looks like a jolly fellow with a good sense of humor
>I just don't give a fuck m8 I post when I want how I want
Need to draw up moral code to live my life by
>>60132702
>>60132723
So easy to bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9odvl3tfEU
IT'S NOT A BIRD
IT'S NOT A PLANE
IT MUST BE DAVE WHO'S ON A TRAIN
>>60132779
>I was only pretending to be a mentally ill freak
your parents wish
>so easy to bait
>>60132156
Ave?
focking nobhead
>>60132820
I know i'm a mentally ill freak. At least your taxes pay for me to be one
hmm
wonder what cornwall looks like
its strange to imagine there are actual people behind posts
>>60132268
Terrible movie
>>60132779
>didn't even get mad just posted a reaction image
>no i baited you ebin trollin
You seem upset
Gf just sent me this
focking dick'ed
>>60132888
FONT
>>60132888
zoella is perfect
>>60132888
ThatcherJoe, pls stop posting pictures of your sister.
>>60132859
>paying tax
WE ARE ALL AMERICANS
>>60132487
>>60132379
Good posts
![King_Henry_V_from_NPG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KrU45Wg.jpg "King Henry V from NPG[1]")
