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unemployment edition
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cara
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karen
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/mämmi/
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>>60128623
shit retard
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hi how are you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ

masterpiece
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font
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>>60128653
gas yourself normie
will be reporting all your shitposts
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liverpool mentioned
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alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
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>>60128603

Yeah same, lucid dreams are great
Felt like a happy normie for once in my life
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>>60128667
filter me again why don't you haha x
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trying a new craft cider this evening lads - White Strike.
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risky thread
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>sad losers spams don't over summer
>doesn't post it for the whole year as he's on a static IP at uni
>Starts spamming it again now his exams have finished and he's at home

Yes very impressive indeed
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IwQW7cnfCNw

LITTLE
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just feel really fucking lonely tonight lads
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>>60128716
FONT
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>>60128672
cocky nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB1uQmvmh_k
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>>60128623
great photo
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>>60128661
hi how are you
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>blasting this out my portable stereo in school as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88
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>>60128726
Join the club, lad.
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>trying a new craft cider this evening lads - White Strike.
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Kyary
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>>60128613
Meaningless when it's not as a percentage of total population
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>>60128723
BIG
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Literally why is someone mowing the lawn still at quarter past 11?
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genuinely just live for lucid dreams
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>wear t shirt
>get arrested

a great country we live in
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>look mum I said it again xD
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>>60128789
how often do you have them?
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>>60128776
PLANET
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>Love Gary Numan and Joy Division
>find out GN and Ian Curtis were thatcher supporters
>can't listen to them anymore

At least I still have new order hahah
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>>60128710
>>60128803
need to spunk on her tum
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>>60128789
how do i get around to doing them?
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>>60128790
>he believed the """"free country"""" meme
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>>60128818
at complete random
you have to have an interesting day though
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>when an album is so metal you tear up a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbeEgLVl04I
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m8 just sent me this
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>get talking to someone
>he starts making jokes and doing observational comedy like he's on a panel show

why do people do this
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>>60128790

Literally still can't see how hillsborough wasn't the fans fault
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really makes you think huh
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>>60128716
So the FONT fucker is a Uni kid who can't keep it up for 2 hours?
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moving to japan lads
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Rate my paki bf
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>>60128825
what's it like being a bender?
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>>60128865
explains why I've never had one
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>>60128906
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hold the line
love isn't always on time
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>>60128860
there's guides online
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>>60128897
not really

what am i meant to think?
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>>60128821
kek
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just berated my swiss gf to-be for using yankisms
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You know what will help fix unemployment?

Importing 300,000 people into the country every year
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britgaynia
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>>60128897
wtf is that massive country to the north west of us? it's nearly the size of africa

I want to say alaska?
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>>60128865
try taking some vitamin B6 to make them more common
also there are other ways to make them more likely and control them
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>>60128947
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i have a girlfriend
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>>60128968
greenland you runt
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>>60128968
greenland you fucking dolt
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>>60128897

>Croatia doesn't have McDonald's

My mum and me went on holiday there and it definitely does mate
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>>60128958
uh actually it will because they start up businesses and invent new things
try again sweetheart :)
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>>60128958
unemployed Britons are just greedy racists who don't have 5 years experience in shit shoveling or the can-do attitude to do it for minimum wage
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i have a boyfriend
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>>60128968
greenland isnt that big at all
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>>60128984
>>60128986
righto, thought greenland was the smaller one underneath it haha oh well you live and learn x
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ah yes
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>>60128994
You're thinking of Chechoslavacia lad
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>>60129016
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>>60128984
>>60128986
New cunts
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Just checked out Kev's twitter and he seems like a nice chap. We share a few interests. I know no one was being malicious to him but I legit think he's a rightous individual. I initially thought he was a poster here and not some random person with a funny picture.

Overall I give Kev my thumbs up. :)
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>>60128958
When you import immigrants to fill up the jobs, the original unemployed people disappear into thin air so the problem is fixed you retard
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>>60128958
lump of labour fallacy
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>>60128734

He's right about the cosplay thing though
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>>60128994
Croatia is red on that map bud
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>>60128968
faroe islands ffs
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>>60128958

Welcome to capitalism lad hahah the worker is just a commodity, cheap foreign labour is great for the bourgeoisie
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>>60129023
America isn't a white country though.
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>>60128994
croatia is red on that map lad

you're looking at albania and montegero
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>Chechoslavacia
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>Chechoslavacia
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>>60128971
already take multivitamins everyday

>>60128968
Why are you this fucking thick and on /int/? Go back to /tv/ or wherever you came from
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>>60129023
>London
>60% white
Yes, these Microsoft Excel pie graphs look very reliable
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>>60129017
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>>60129039
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>>60129079

London is actually 60% white mate.
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>>60129025
>>60129050

Hahahah! Baited!
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>>60129039
Kev's a cool guy that's been dealt a shit hand in life
I love Kev memes but the real Kev could use some love
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>>60129072
I mean in addition to that
the amount of B6 in most multivitamins isn't that much compared to a dedicated B vitamin
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>>60129091
kek
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>>60129079
Its true
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you won't get a crumb from me cuz i'm from the streets of C-CROYDON
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rawr!! >:3
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>>60129079
It's from our last census

If anything it will be whiter now because of the sheer amount of eastern euro migration
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>>60129079
it is 60% white, but only 45% white british
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How do I achieve ego death?
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>>60128958
what are you raaciissttt???
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>>60129110
>every one of them is cracked
dude like consumerism isn't me lol
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>>60129079
It's true you retard.
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>>60129126
:3c
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>>60129101
He looks pretty good in that photo
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Someone was posting these videos of this guy that has had a mental breakdown and he is basically reliving the same day everyday. He was super paranoid and was convinced the nhs were working with his dentist to get him sectioned. Whats his name?
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>>60129138
>eastern euro
Actually its mainly Western Europeans

I rarely see/hear Eastern Europeans, they live on the outskirts
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Are any of those paki grooming rings hiring at the moment lads?
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>>60129152
here take my ego shotgun
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>>60129192
tim byrne
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>>60129023
>Birmingham is less white than London

Fucking hell
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>it is 60% white, but only 45% white british


>LONDON IS THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, PERHAPS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD

45%
5
%

FORTY

FUCKING

FIVE
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>>60129138
>Gypsy or Irish Traveler
>Irish Traveler
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>>60129192
>this guy that has had a mental breakdown and he is basically reliving the same day everyday. He was super paranoid and was convinced the nhs were working with his dentist to get him sectioned.

Sounds just like me
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she wants a man from brum
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>>60129229
who's your mayor?
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>>60129055
>B-but we were never white?!
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>>60129246
a man from brum?
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>>60129192
Timothy James Byrne in flat Spracklen House Marlow SL72QH
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>>60129212
top lad thanks
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>>60129229
didnt say it was great. its a shithole mate. literally just spent the weekend up there. was just stating the facts.
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>>60129189
His dog's name is Pepe and Kev's an Ameriboo
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recollect your thougths
dont get caught up in the mix
cause the media is full of dirty tricks
only god can judge me
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Do you validate parking here?
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>>60129233
What's wrong with saying that? Gypsy includes the Romanians too, Irish traveler doesn't
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>>60129097
>
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>>60129261
a white person
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yeah yeah I'm still about
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>>60129264
Who the fuck are those 10% still living there?
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>>60129265
quintessentially french
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>>60129265
Qt
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>>60128897
vietnam has macdonalds, ate at one
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as mayor of the Munchkin city in the county of the land of Oz
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>>60129138
Cute that Irish get their own category
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>>60129097
Janus Plzycwrnzsky pls go
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>>60129094
Shit man that made me really sad. Wish I could reach out and chat to him. Me and him both like wrestling so that'll be a start.
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>James Ward was given a 10-month IPP for arson in 2006. Now nearly 10 years on, he is still inside and has no release date.

>He regularly self-harms, sets light to his cell, barricades himself in and has staged dirty protests. With a low IQ, and mental health problems, he cannot cope with prison life.
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>>60129328
billionaires
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>>60129265
hi
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>>60129328

they keep the city running i imagine
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>>60129359
me
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yanks in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29C4Q-W4W0A

fucking mad
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>>60129359
closing the asylums was a mistake
now the mentally ill will never be able to get proper treatment since its so stigmatized
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>>60129229
My dad owns property in London.
The area is nice.
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>>60128893
yeah just watched a video explaining it and, despite the circumstantial problems with the layout of the stadium, no one would have died if the fans just hadn't bumrushed those already crowded pens and crushed people
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19545126
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>>60129393
Agreed
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LONDON IS GREAT

I love living in my 25 m^2 studio apartment between 2 mosques, above a kebab shop and below the local paki gang's safehouse, for the low price of £1200pcm

CENTRAL LONDON IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE WORLD
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>>60129354

>Me and him both like wrestling so that'll be a start.

thats called therapeutic use of self.
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>>60129359
Made this post earlier

https://desustorage.org/int/thread/60122522/#60122701
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Clearly this is all stage managed
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>>60129416
fuck off muzzie cunt
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I just saw my highschool crush. She's even more beautiful than I remember. Is there any way I can access my high schools database and get her hi-res school photos? Her facebook is full of grainy shitty pictures and she doesn't take selfies.
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>>60129402
what is wrong with him
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>If you want to be successful on POF, try this:
>Talk about your hobbies.
>Talk about your goals and aspirations.
>Talk about yourself and what makes you unique.
>Talk about your taste in music.

On second thought, I might leave it
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How long has /brit/ been following this Tim Byrne guy?

Gave his channel a glimpse before but on second inspection he seems proper mental. Groundhog day type shit. Going to subscribe to see what comes of it.
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>>60129416
>The property is probably in an elite part of London
>Its nice

Do shit, dipshit those people even have their own supermarkets to get away from the poor. The rest of London is shit though.
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>>60129407
you dont know what you're on about mate

t. lad with a lot of mental health working experience
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>>60129425
currently one of my top gimmicks
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>>60129303
Why does Romanian retard parasite share a category with the Irish, though. I thought the Irish could own businesses, rent homes and do all kinds of normal things. Is there something I'm missing here?
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>>60129455
>doesn't take selfies
All attractive girls become turbo sluts FACT
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>>60129453
Why would I be a Muslim?
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>>60129459
FONT
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>>60129463
VERY new gimmick
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would like an average, quiet gf
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>>60129479
Not sure what you mean?

Normal Irish people have their own category called

>White: Irish

Irish Gypsys are politely called travellers and are lumped in with Romanians gypsies

Romanians and Irish both have free movement and labour with the UK cos of the eu
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>>60129529
Hi
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>>60129453
>fuck off muzzie cunt
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> He's NOT going to watch Planet Earth on Eden at 12

Holy fucking kek
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>>60129517
This is her only selfie
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>>60129522
yeah it isn't like you live in the country with the highest populations of muslims or anything
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>>60129553
i'm sure she's quiet and average, having landed a role in a top TV serial based on a hit hollywood film
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>>60129463
I always feel weird watching videos that only have like 11 other views
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>>60129556
um hi x
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>>60129553
I just want someone as fucked up as me
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>>60129553
She looks very British
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Yanks FUCK OFF
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>>60129402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RStsqlRjIUk

at 12:00 the women working in the dentist across from his flat start listening and laughing at him
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A flesh-eating tropical disease is ravaging the war-torn Middle East, after Islamic State destruction created the ideal breeding conditions.

The parasitic disease called Cutaneous leishmaniasis is caused by bites from tiny infected sand flies which thriving in the squalid conditions left in the wake of Islamic State terror and conflict.

Thousands of cases have now been reported. Previous, it was contained in Syria but has spread to Turkey, Lebanon, and Jordan after more than four million Syrians fled there.

With the same migrants now heading on to Europe in their millions, it could be just a matter of times before it reaches the West.

The disease can kill if left untreated, and creates open sores on the skin, nosebleeds and difficulties breathing and swallowing. Survivors are often left with horrific scars.

A lack of medical facilities and doctors, coupled with serious water shortages, in the war-torn Middles East have allowed to condition to take hold, and spread.

The Kurdish Red Crescent had previously claimed that rotting corpses dumped on the streets by Islamic State fighters were contributing to the spread of the disease. Scientists at the School of Tropical Medicine have disputed this claim
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>I make posts on /brit/
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>>60129583
>Monaco
>The highest population of Muslims
>American education

Can't make this shit up.
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>>60129457
Nobody really knows.
He exhibits signs of paranoia, ocd, schizophrenia and delusions, interspersed with moments of clarity and normal behaviour.
He is literally living out the same day everyday.
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>>60129055
that is the biggest load of bullshit EVER fucking conceived you paki runt. america was basically a 90% country up until the 60s. the founding fathers of america clearly stated america was a nation for whites. stop trying to hide from the problem you absolute mong.

“This is a country for white men, and by God, as long as I am President, it shall be a government for white men.

t. Andrew Jackson
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>>60129617
can i watch from your balcony
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Poleaboo has his chastity device on

Along with panties and pyjama shorts
Very comfy

Got a camisole on too and will put my slave collar/choker on later
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>>60129617
fuck off literal billionaire
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>>60129617
LOL he probably thought you were Indonesia with that flag
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>>60129609
Shut up dad!
You don't know me!
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>>60129606
>She looks very British
This literally means nothing

Britain is the genetic dumping ground of Europe, much like America
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>>60129583
Pretty sure there's not that many Muslims in poland
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>>60129632
racist
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>>60129616
gay
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>Poleaboo is real
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>>60129609
Potatonigger
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Resist the urge to engage him, tempting though it may be
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>>60129664
True, but she looks British
Idk how to explain it but she does
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GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA I KNOW
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>gay
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>>60129576
She's so fucking cute ;-; please acknowledge her /brit/
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>>60129654
>Americans can't hover their cursors over flags

wew
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>>60129627
>Nobody really knows.

classic psychosis mate.

would need an actual clinical psychologist or psychiatrist to formally diagnose but im pretty sure he's psychotic.

he seems healthy and happy enough but he doesn't seem to belief the NHS are out to help him though which could be problematic.
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>>60129682
well, he i-

*looks for screenshots of poleaboo posts and can't find them, then frantically searches for his posts on the archive, but alas, nowhere to be found*

ehhhrm...
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>Resist the urge to engage him, tempting though it may be
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>>60129610
how many videos does this lad upload?
does he just film his entire life?
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>>60129671
I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races, that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And in as much as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything. I do not understand that because I do not want a negro woman for a slave I must necessarily want her for a wife. My understanding is that I can just let her alone.

t. Abraham Lincoln
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>>60129664
Britain is the genetic dumping ground of middle east and Africa nowadays
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>>60129746
he wasn't talk about you, you stupid paki cunt
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Gonna become a lad and sleep with loads of girls
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>he wasn't talk about you, you stupid paki cunt
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10355302

http://www.strawpoll.me/10355302

http://www.strawpoll.me/10355302
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>>60129782
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>>60129770
excellent post
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Anyone got any weed?
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gonna do a double backflip and then hang myself
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>>60129781
>stating facts is racist
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>>60129728
Not him
Did you watch the GP?
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>>60129781
he's not wrong
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All my pyjamas reek of the wacky tobaccy.

Need to find somewhere else to store my weed I think.
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>Anyone got any weed?
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>>60129790
Someone explain this meme. I'm half English so its all cool.
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8 wanks done today

Fucking hell
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>>60129576
Does she kiss her mother with that face lmfao?
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>>60129751
seems to be a daily thing; no idea where he works
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>>60129836
FONC
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fwb is sending me photos of her legs
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>>60129079
It is %60 white mate, and the sad thing is your entire country is only %60 white... your demographics are the same as that of Londons.. the most multicultural city.
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>>60129737
>he seems healthy and happy enough
not really
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Fucking sustagen never dissolves entirely. Annoying.
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>>60129867
Post em lad
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>Someone explain this meme. I'm half English so its all cool.
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>fwb
fuck
off
normie
twat
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>>60129867
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thoughts?
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>>60129855
wtf. You really don't think she's cute? She's married already, so I'll never be with her. Feels bad
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>>60129869
Wew lad never thought of it like that
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>>60129923
What is the point of putting that on Twitter?
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need to swing by tescos and pick up some lynx africa for my interview tomorrow
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>>60129923
holy shit is that lisciki
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>>60129706
https://youtu.be/SSiuJr7sBXI
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>2006
>"you talk too much, shut the fuck up"
>2016
"you're so quiet, anon"

which is it, normies?
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>>60129951
Not at this hour surely
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>>60129950
people do stupid things
more news at 11
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>>60129861
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>>60129951
why is it called lynx africa? why africa?
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'conservative' in this sense has never been about conserving tradition, it's about conserving liberty and the values of the Glorious Revolution. That said, the modern Tory party eschews both public duty and the preservation of liberty in favour of corporatism and 'keeping us safe'. There is nothing wrong with privatisation in itself, but privatising for the purpose of creating big monopolies like we see in energy and rail is very wrong
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>>60129989
there's 10 freshly squeezed wogs in every can
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>Blood and Wine in ten minutes
>Got to work tomorrow
>already pretty tired
>>
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>>60129950
Some people need an outlet.

Don't act like you haven't posted personal things here.
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>>60129872

>appropriate self-care
>appropriate accommodation
>has hobbies (piano, toys, youtube)
>is able to leave the house

he's independently meeting all of his needs.

he's clearly psychotic but he isn't harming himself or other people so yeh he's pretty healthy and happy for the most part.

he wouldn't be an immediate priority for most mental health services.
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>>60129974
Don't you have some Masterchef to watch, normie?
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>>60129957
some irish middle aged man that /brit/ is stalking
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>>60129934
I can't even tell with that picture for ants xDD

I don't like her hair tho D:
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cousin just sent me this
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fucking cant stand normies
i will not make an effort to talk to you
im not your entertainment slave
i dont care if your stupid normie fucking brain will make you lose your shit if you go 1 damn second without spewing hot air
dont fucking talk to me
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>>60130003
This. Anglo-saxon conservatism (since Edmund Burke) has always been about preserving the liberty of the individual (i.e. the result of the Glorious Revolution) by conserving ancient political and social institutions. It isn't "wanting to go back to the 50's" or "being in the pocket of the corporations".
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>>60129974
go back to whatever you were doing in 2011
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>>60130017
But this is anonymous.
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>>60130038
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>>60129706
I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
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>>60130038
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>>60130020
my sister was on masterchef a few years ago even though she was always shit at cooking

anyway masterchef is shit
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Watching Louis Theroux taunt white South Africans for not accepting reverse-apartheid makes me feel ill.
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>>60130050
the political system has been completely hijacking by the jews more news at 12
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>>60130052
wearing leather jackets and smoking weed?
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why does Tim make his address known? is it a cry for help?
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>>60130083
Never met a nice South African 2bh
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me
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>>60130127
this 2bh
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>>60130083
That's not the impression of got from that documentary at all

Sounds like you try to be offended as much as possible and have a persecution complex
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>>60130111
digits comfirm
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>>60129472
large mental hospitals and permanent housing for people who are basically unable to function in society and need constant care

got absolutely fucked in the 50s since they were underfunded and overcrowded but the concept is a good one.
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>>60130055
But you only post it here because it's guaranteed someone will read it.

Kev's twitter is like that, he just wants someone to read it.

Plus it's not like he has friends so the likelihood of anyone that knows him irl reading that is slim.
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>>60130146
Rasheed.
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>>60130137
Is that the ArsenalFanTV guy?
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Fuck the United Arab Emirates
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Fuck work tomorrow tbf
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>>60130137
purple aki really let himself go
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>>60130076
My Sister was on Jonah from Tonga, the Summer Heights High spinoff. They filmed it at out highschool the year after I left. Small fucking world.
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>>60130171
>Hating Lois thorax

It's you that's the rasheed
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>>60130182
Fuck the United States of America
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Its a FACT you bigot NAZIS
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>>60130182
>>60130184
no fuck you
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>>60130127
Their accents are weird.
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>Fuck the United Arab Emirates
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>>60130214
Fuck the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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>>60130184
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fuck everyone and everything
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Any other lads on Clover notice that your post is always 1 minute instead of the x seconds since you posted it?
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>>60130166
yeh mate no one cares about how things were done in leafland
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Fuck Pakis
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>>60130210
>Summer Heights High
That's pretty embarrassing t b h
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>>60130217
why does he do this?
is it autism?
>>
>>60130217
>being this defensive
>>
>>60130217
and chris evans is an unlikable cunt
FACT
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got an itch to play Civilization Colonization
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>>60130236
Fuck the United Nations
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>>60130211
Most of his docs are good but that one was too much for me, watching a rich white European taunt white South Africans for being discriminated against.
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>>60130217
What a massive cunt. FACT.
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>>60129923
Feel for him. Hope he gets better.
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>>60129634
4u
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>>60130217
The FACT that he has to go on twitter all butthurt spewing these """"""""facts"""""""" makes it clear that the show is shite.
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>60130112
no i think its a defence mechanism, it's him thinking he's protecting himself from being sectioned by giving out all his info to prove how 'normal' he is.
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>>60130288
FOB
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>>60130263
Did you watch the new Top Gear? Everyone hates him.
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>>60130127
never met a nice south african
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk
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>>60130288
can i see your tits?
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>>60130038
My little cousin always used to say she wanted to marry me and stuff when she was 6 and it was cute but now she's 14 and she still insists on sitting on my knee if there're no seats and cuddling me which makes me uncomfortable as I'm a literal sperg.

Hoping she grows out it.
>>
mum found my wank welly
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>>60130217
Some FACTS:

it was so watched because people wanted to see how shit it was

The viewing figures will decline over the series
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want to cave a lefties skull in with a 9 iron
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>>60130303
>cornwhole using my gimmick

cultural appropriation
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>>60130304
Idk if it's been shown here yet
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>>60130018
>his basic needs being met and the fact that he hasn't yet harmed anyone means he's happy and healthy
'no'
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Fuck Hernie Panders
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>>60129809
Yes, I was there.
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>>60130333
unironically invented the billionaire gimmick, shitskin twat
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>>60130263
he's just being an annoying prick which has somehow earned him millions of pounds over the years.

there's tons of people on telly who every one hates, yet always get airtime
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>>60130288
think i'll stick to my own families house 2bh
>>
wonder how awkward and silent the conversations must get when they leave may alone with just clarkson or just hammond
>>
Is the normie life actually that good?

Seeing these silly cunts sticking fireworks on bottles of champagne and waving it about seems pretty shit.
>>
i main neet
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>>60130273
always trying to keep the Boer down
>>
>>60130356
He made his millions from selling his Virgin Radio stake.
>>
>>60130315
Should just appreciate the fact that you have a good relationship with her.

For my whole life I've had a terrible relationship with my siblings and I hardly ever see my cousins.
>>
>>60130288
>>60130379
doxxed :]
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0BzkDFWNm0

Wish I was half as talented as Mark Knopfler lads
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>>60130379
fuck off literal billionaire
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>>60130351
Fug
Can I watch it your pad next year? I'll bring beer
>>
>>60130379
FOB
>>
is that ARAB still in the thread? I fucking hate those oilniggers. your toiwer are designed by EUROPEANS ffs lads
>>
going for a swim
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>>60130379
>Ah yes here is my uncles house on Sint Marteen
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>>60130348
good one.

guess this discussion is over then.
>>
oi.
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>>60130379
Fuck yo couch nigga!
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>>60130400
fair enough, though he still keeps getting broadcasting gigs even though he's an annoying cunt
>>
>>60130390
Does going on holiday with your GF, fucking her on a regular basis as well as going out with your large group of friends frequently sound good to you?
>>
is that AMERICAN still in the thread? I fucking hate those fat fucks, your "COUNTRY" was built by immigrants
ffs lads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLmJ5ayBfrQ

thoughts?
>>
>>60130477
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>>60130379
It's my apartment my dad brought.
My parents home is up in Monacoville.
>>
>>60130304
Did Top Speed come out yet? I heard Jeremy was getting the lads back together soon after his producer got a smack on the willy dilly
>>
>>60130482
are you that russian
>>
hello
>>
>>60130451
good one.
>>
Stick Eden on now

Good episode of planet earth
>>
>>60130400
he does also get paid at least 500,000 a year
>>
if I was a billionare I'd do all sorts of crazy experiments like what would happen if you pooed in someone else open bumhole
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>>60130504
>literal billionaire
>still spends his days shitposting on 4chan

what went so badly wrong in your life that you're given everything you could possible want and still end up here?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVsCAUa4gY

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>60130514
are you that guy who asks me if i'm that russian every time i post on /brit/
>>
>>60130537
It's been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
>>
>>60130543
will let you know when i watch the video

...in a million years time pmsl
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>>60130531
Not even a lot of money. He's doing two major shows for the BBC, while other presenters got more for doing one show.
>>
>>60130412
top tune btw. mark is a ledge
>>
got the coach up to london the other day. literally looks like fucking baghdad lads. rasheeds and tyrones out the wazoo. all is lost.
>>
>>60130512
Yeah It's called the "Grand Tour" will be on Amazon lad.
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if I ever came into a large sum of money I would literally just buy an expensive camera and go travelling for the rest of my life, slowly becoming a normie on my way
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>>60130592
London is the greatest city in the world. FACT. Central London is probably the best place in the universe. FACT.
>>
>>60130605
>inb4 you get robbed on your first day
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>>60130605
Lmao no you wouldn't, you'd spend millions reinforcing your bedroom so no one can get in
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>>60130592
Imagine living here.
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getting cucked
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>>60130605
I would book in at dignitas and take a first class flight over there
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>long hair
>male
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>>60130627
prefer not to
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>>60130653
you need to have a genuine condition to apply for that
>>
I am cucking some lad as we speak, there's not denying it lads girls are slags
>>
>>60130583
Yes 500,000 a year is not a lot of money

Very good point hmm impressive to say the least
>>
>>60130592
go to baghdad often rasheed?
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>>60130664
>he has never grown his hair out to see what it'd be like
>he has never shaved his head bald to see what it'd be like
lmoa
>>
>>60130678
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>>60130664
>he doesn't want to be a qt british trap
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>>60130686
nah seen it on the telly a few times tho x
>>
>>60130690

>Palestine

Literally Cucked by a jew
>>
SOMEONE DO A NEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>60130729
>yank education
F O Y
O
Y
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>>60130690
>>60130664
I can't grow my hair out long for some reason
It just piles up
>>
>>60130541
Do you ever think about how lucky you are to have water? Probably not you grew up with it always there, the same goes for money with me.
>>
>>60130729
>Literally Cucked by a jew

whites are cucked by jews beyond repair though
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>>60130685
When Johnathon Ross was kicked off the BBC he ended up getting paid a lot more at ITV, the same with Clarkson on Amazon and many other presenters over the years. Even the brummie cunt off The One Show got a multi-million pound deal with ITV to do some football presenting
>>
>>60130605
You know you can travel for cheap and high quality cameras aren't that much anymore.
>>
>>60130763
rasheed
>>
Hello! Where is the new?
>>
>>60130764
Excellent b8
>>
What's your favorite thing about Pakistan? Is it the cricket?

My social studies report is due in 20 minutes. pls help
>>
>>60130763
that just means you have thick hair. that's a good thing. just wait longer and it'll grow
>>
>>60130803
>>60130803
>>60130803
NEW
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>>60130764
>Probably not you grew up with it always there
he's from cornwall though
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>>60130809
>>60130809
>>60130809
new
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>>60130763

yes im sure your hair defies the laws of gravity and grows horizontally
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>>60130764

What do you know about British struggles? You grew up your entire life in the suburbs, had a goldfish called sparky, mom and dad probably divorced, that was the toughest thing you had to deal with, other than that though? Life must have been a piece of cake
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>>60130764
shit analogy
grew up in terrible conditions that would prompt your spoiled self to off himself immediately
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>>60130686
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