based moly edition
crayon pop
Thought Chris Evans was brilliant desu
Not for me
>>60122527
>Feel like I was raped or something
You were m8
didnt see the problem with Top Gear desu
>>60122522
I hope Ben goes back to his libertarian routes after the election
>>60122414
Cheated on my girlfriend.
Was horrific
Some girl followed me around a club all night carrying my coat.
Kept buying me drinks and I got absolutely fucked and she told people she was taking me home.
Woke up in a field with her viciously blowing me with her teeth. I started panicking and she said she had condoms and to go back to her room nobody had to know.
Don't know why but it really upset me at the time. Feel like I was raped or something.
>elephant in bubble
>not a donkey
???
Nostradarmus couldn't see me Expelliarmus couldn't stop me
How could a man with a uni degree be bussing up mic and chattin his greaze
MAN DONT CARE ABOUT ALL THAT RIGHT NOW
Ah, yes, Trump is so stupid. Literally anyone can turn $1m into one of the biggest real estate tycoons on the planet and become a billionaire. What an idiot. I bet he makes all his deals talking at a 4th grade level
lads
>>60122527
jesus fucking christ
What do you guys think about based Bill Whittle? Is he red pilled?
>>60122545
homosexual
>>60122608
ben "6 million more" garrison will never cease being a national socialist
>>60122573
>>60122601
>>60122613
what did she look like
>>60122522
I hope Ben goes back to his libertarian roots after the election
>>60122613
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stop spamming your shite normie blog, nobody cares you #UNILAD #LADBIBLE insufferable twat
thought I'd worked out how to be a normie last year but the past 12 months I've just slipped right back to where I started
might just pack it all in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
.
>>60122591
I genuinely feel like I was but the thing is who could I tell?
Police would laugh me out, my girlfriend would just say I cheated on her and break up with me and I'd never be able to prove it.
Nothing I can do. My fault for being a cock and letting people buy me drinks. It was a weird night, I'm average at best but on that night three separate people asked me back to theirs before I was raped. Must have been a good hair day.
>>60122608
It's "roots" you fucking mongoloid
>>60122624
the GOP hates trump
currently engaged in the act of masturbation
If you had a daughter what would you call her
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36410539
>James Ward was given a 10-month IPP for arson in 2006. Now nearly 10 years on, he is still inside and has no release date.
>He regularly self-harms, sets light to his cell, barricades himself in and has staged dirty protests. With a low IQ, and mental health problems, he cannot cope with prison life.
A flesh-eating tropical disease is ravaging the war-torn Middle East, after Islamic State destruction created the ideal breeding conditions.
The parasitic disease called Cutaneous leishmaniasis is caused by bites from tiny infected sand flies which thriving in the squalid conditions left in the wake of Islamic State terror and conflict.
Thousands of cases have now been reported. Previous, it was contained in Syria but has spread to Turkey, Lebanon, and Jordan after more than four million Syrians fled there.
With the same migrants now heading on to Europe in their millions, it could be just a matter of times before it reaches the West.
The disease can kill if left untreated, and creates open sores on the skin, nosebleeds and difficulties breathing and swallowing. Survivors are often left with horrific scars.
A lack of medical facilities and doctors, coupled with serious water shortages, in the war-torn Middles East have allowed to condition to take hold, and spread.
The Kurdish Red Crescent had previously claimed that rotting corpses dumped on the streets by Islamic State fighters were contributing to the spread of the disease. Scientists at the School of Tropical Medicine have disputed this claim.
>>60122601
Chris Evans is absolute shite and you know it lad
bit of evoo
>>60122700
Meadow
>>60122686
I already corrected it you slug
wew
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph570d52e3165d9
>I'm in love with my sister. We're both adults and I live far away, the recent increase in relatives hitting milestone birthdays / getting married has only mattered because it means I get to spend more time with her. Add to that that she's usually wearing cleavage-boosting, short dresses and more than once I've hired an escort with her specs, asked them to wear a wig and let me all them by my sister's name.
>>60122673
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see >>60122672 you utter prick. Just kill yourself
>>60122661
Average.
Not fit in any sense but not a complete uggo either.
>>60122701
what is a dirty protest?
>>60122673
>mfw recently got a job and hoping it will carry to normalitude
t-that won't be me h-haha
>>60122648
magnificent gimmick
>>60122751
Shitting and pissing on yourself / in your cell.
>>60122601
was shit before and it's still shit now 2bh
Poleaboo went to raid his sisters wardrobe but she was there
Made up a lie about coming in to borrow her bathroom scales
>>60122700
Stan
Best season of Always Sunny?
Suffocate man with about four Gs Suffocate man then I might just breath
*walks towards camera*
*leans in*
we don't talk about catering on this show
>>60122700
Packie
and i'd move to luton
>>60122751
>A dirty protest is where a prisoner has chosen to defecate or urinate in a cell without using the facilities provided. Blood or other body fluids may also be present. In the majority of cases the walls, floor or ceiling are affected.
>US Politics
>In MY /brit/ threads
Fuck off. This is an EU referendum only zone
>>60122579
Haha it's funny you say that I've only eaten once a day the last couple of days. It's fucking happening at a terrible time too, doing a masters and have massive, massive exams coming up. Feel like shit 2bh. Thanks though I know you're right.
Best pomade?
want to die lads
I was absolutely blown away by Stefan's new "the Truth About Angry Birds: the Movie" video. I don't know where our world would be without him.
>>60122841
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sniffed a load of ket off an australian lads key on the dance floor last night lads
I AM A ROMANIAN
WHY ARENT YOU YOUS ME
got a permanent residence card and a smug pepe up my sleeve tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UE9uu9fKSg
>>60122790
The first 4
>he's not watching 24 Hours in A&E on Channel 4
bet you don't even read the Guardian either you plen
Chatting up some melts bird, there's even a "cute" picture of them as her whatsapp pic and we're talking about the last time we shagged
>>60122815
>In the majority of cases the walls, floor or ceiling are affected.
Also officers are affected. Nutters who throw cups of piss at you are the worst
>>60122756
It doesn't. I'm the office autist
>>60122522
is there anything funnier than watching libertarians turn the authoritarianism and then continue to claim that they are libertarians?
>>60122841
Good luck lad.
The thing that kept me powering through was this.
She breaks up with you, what do you want to happen if you meet her in 3, 5, 10 years down the line?
Do you want to be some spastic whose life she ruined and she looks thinking she made the right decision or do you want to make something serious of your life and make her regret breaking up with you?
God speed anon.
Just ordered a curry
>>60122918
>is there anything funnier
yes just about anything is funnier than watching politics
>>60122648
prefer Andrew Klavan desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIEeiDjdUuU
>>60122919
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Like watching poor people having their stuff re-possessed 2bh
unironically wish I was cornwall
so tired today
>>60122914
So long as I manage to hold down the job and don't get bullied daily at work then I'll be reasonably content.
>>60122919
Thanks man
>>60122918
They weren't libertarians, just contrarian bandwagoners
Literally nothing wrong with using prostitutes
> he's not watching Wild Canada on Eden
Lmao at your pleb tier to taste
>>60122854
He is the greatest philosopher of our time.
Sick of being a fat fuck but I'm so used to eating like shit I don't know what to eat instead.
What are healthy things to eat that aren't boring fucking salads?
What are asian(slanted eyes) like?
>watching telly at all
how does it feel to be a literal child
>>60122918
I remember the good old days when libertarianism was about weed and low taxes
Me and the lads were down the other day when Deano said he thought corporations should work in the interests of the state. I pipe up and say that I thought he was a libertarian, he said he still is. Stevo and his bird near fell off their seats laughing
>>60122952
>a kike thinking kikes do no wrong
le no thanks face
>>60122996
Thats what I've managed to do but I rarely talk to people about non work related stuff. Haven't made a single proper friend there. Its frustrating desu.
>>60123043
just get your stomach banded
>>60123049
bully
>>60123071
SUPERB post
>>60123009
just don't marry one
>>60123043
Cold water
Hummus, with chopped tomatoes, olive oil + salt, dip with toast
More cold water
Lads I think I have a thing for MILFs, like women who look like Carol Vorderman and Liz Kendall
How do I get about laying with one?
>>60123016
>modern journalism
feeling cheeky
might go stick some naan bread in the oven haha
Pakis out
Thoughts on this ?
>liking things at all
how does it feel to be AN ACTUAL FUCKING CHILD
>>60123088
Congrats breh. At the very least it's a stable foundation to work from; a steady source of income from which you can plan and scheme if you want to try to branch out / try hobbies / make friends.
My wife on our wedding day
>>60123119
Go to one of those hotels that look like milfs would go there for a dance
>>60123158
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lads me mate says corporations and profits are evil and we should just share all the money evenly with everyone
I said mate where do you think the money comes from? Laughed my ass off
>>60123153
this 2bh, you have to abstain from all forms of fun and novelty if you want to be a REAL man
>>60123152
Is there really that high of a pakistani population in Germany?
>>60123172
you're a sad old bitter man
>>60123009
you now think of that time where your future qt wife/oneitus hires a chad jiggalo
clearly it is wrong.
>>60123152
at least the men
>>60123119
>liz
liz
If your girlfriend has brown hair and went out in Romford last night it might be the one who was snogging my face off and talking about her "pussy boyfriend"
>>60123202
this doesn't happen in real life
>take a girl out for a traditional Devonshire cream tea experience
>she prepares her scones the Cornish way
wanted the smash the scone into her face the fucking sket
>>60123225
>Be American
>Get an illness or disease completely out of your control
>Become bankrupt, your life is ruined and become forever in debt
>>60123191
Thank God, No
>>60123213
I love her
Isn't that her name though
/int/ is probably my main board by time served, but I spend literally all of it in /brit/ because the rest of the board is just other nation's generals
>>60123225
>going out in romford
povvo detected
>>60123225
>romford
rasheed.
>>60123250
Does your girlfriend hang around with a girl from California and go out in Romford?
How much does it cost to get rid of a fairly big forearm tattoo? It's an owl.
>>60123258
there's an amerilad on /int/ who was literally saving up for treatment for his throat cancer lol
now i know which toilet to perv on
Poleaboo is gonna put on his girl pyjamas and chastity device while watching more One Piece
I'll put up some pics for you boys in 3/4 hours
![1464637806849[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xBxIbaE.jpg "1464637806849[1].jpg")
really makes u think
>>60123296
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>>60122918
*turn to
>>60123267
if the thread isn't a general it's just some shitty racist /pol/ tier thread or
>HUR DUR (my country's women) ARE BETTER THAN URS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTCVEVazeRE
watching this attentively
becoming redpilled on niggers
>>60123302
>Investigation Alert
Oh Japan, you never fail to amuse
who /mgtow/ here
CRITICALLY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10354054
http://www.strawpoll.me/10354054
http://www.strawpoll.me/10354054
Someone on /pol/ is saying weedman is making everything expensive. Can leafs clarify?
>>60123321
Our lizzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>House sets on fire
>Fireman puts out fire
>He is paid through your taxes
>Someone breaks into your house
>Police arrest the intruder
>He is paid through your taxes
>Get ill
>Go to hospital
>Have to remortgage your house to pay for your hospital stay
>Americans
>>60123339
it's taiwan actually, shitlord.
>>60123355
Epic!
me doing a vape x
>>60123354
Can I buy a bunch of cokes and smuggle them into leafland and make a killing?
>>60123343
I like to think so but I'm a virgin who has never been shown any real attention from girls. If a major qt suddenly started being nice to me and interested in me I would probably fall hard for her.
>>60123368
>tfw imagining Liz saying BOOYAKASHA!
>>60123354
woah just got redpilled what's the next step
Going to have to go to some middle class leftist organic store since the oranges they sell in morrisons are chemical dogshite
The North remembers.
>>60123379
>>Someone breaks into your house
>>Police arrest the intruder
>>He is paid through your taxes
>not having a private death squad to crush anyone who dear cross you
ahhh yes the """"""""""""unbiased"""""""" """""""""""british"""""""""" """""""""""broadcasting"""""""""" """"""""corporation""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOiUnJVwnDw
>>60123389
Alright Rasheed, how are ya mate?
>>60123379
>>House sets on fire
>>Fireman puts out fire
>>He is paid through your taxes
Not always
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/39516346/ns/us_news-life/t/no-pay-no-spray-firefighters-let-home-burn/
>>60123371
Where are the police?
>>60123398
I hear that Canadians are having to cross the border to shop because everything has suddenly got more expensive under weedman as he's ruined the economy.
>>60123379
>be a healthy human
>live a health life style
>pay a lot of tax
>live to 90
>can no longer look after myself so my kids have to spend £1000's on a care home
>>60123419
Congrats
Now you can choose the Ruthenium or the Mendelevium pill
>>60123428
>Northumberland has a Saltire
disgusting
>>60123461
fuku
Really makes you think
>>60123428
>yorkshire
>muslims
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>60123409
>>60123354
>Your country on sugartax
>woah just got redpilled what's the next step
botting abyssal demons on 07 rs and literally had two whips in 10 minutes
NAICEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60123460
>No pay no spray
Fuck me are your firefighters bog wogs?
>>60123492
>>60123463
nah
>>60123043
just eat less and move about a bit
I recently lost a couple of stone but I still eat fastfood and cake
>>60123354
>>60123409
>>60123398
>Arctic Bay, Nunavut
You realise this is literally the end of the Earth
price makes complete sense
>>60123509
Loser, literally everyone stopped playing that game and got a life 10 years ago
>>60123461
Oh there they are lel
>I am over 18 yet I still play video games
watching russell t davies butcher the bard
>>60123225
She was mine come fight me cunt. Meet outside the maccas on Gallows corner right fucking now.
>>60122522
Why is louis ck sticking up for trump?
Really want this 2bh but don't have that much sitting to blow and really shouldn't take out a loan for yet another project
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/5580286820.html
>>60123406
>You will never yield to Liz in a battle
>>60122700
didn't want this feel
literally just booked holiday in cornwall
>>60123492
Bradford, Leeds, Rotherham etc
>>60123567
he isn't?
>>60123504
>atheism
>redpilled
>>60123558
turned it over as soon as they shoved race mixing into my face
watching darts on dave now tbhwy
>>60123119
just try talking to them. If their not interested they'll probably just think its cute so it wont be too stressful
>>60123570
>norfolk
how's your sister/wife?
>>60123600
>slovenian "IQ"
>>60123587
>As punishment, I'm going to make you lick my sweaty body, all the way from my feet to my face.
>>60123302
me in number 4
>>60123567
that's stefan "kill your parents" mollynox
recon I can get something to drink that's 10% + alcohol percentage from a convenience store for £5 or less?
>>60123613
uhh I'm not married and my sister is 13 why?
room has a strange pong
>>60123354
it's nonsense. that's in nunavut, 2000 miles away from anything habitable and there's only like 25,000 people living there. everything there is expensive, always has been.
>>60123463
the economy is fine unless you're a /pol/ neet who thinks the sky is falling because he took a selfie with a fag. it's really only bad in alberta because of 40 years of tory government which refused to diversify the economy so when oil crashed so did they.
canada's economy only shrank for two quarters and that was when the tories were in power.
> he's not watching my cat from hell on animal planet
LMAO!!!! It's like you enjoy missing out
>>60122545
yuck
>>60123660
beer pong dude? nice bro
I'M WATCHING FUCK YOU YOU CUNT OMG
>>60123650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lTazX3asg
>>60123621
probably higher than yours Mohammed
anyone got the list in text form?
want to blow the fuck out of some ledditor
What did they mean by this?
how do i make omelette
>>60123650
I know you've got several options for that here (4 Loco, Mad Dog, etc) but you're going to regret them all in the morning
my arms are tan as fuck but my shoulders are pale lads
looks ridic
CHICKEN MADRAS
Why do half wits continually misunderstand what hackers do?
>>60123743
That your order is on its way
stupid fucking cunt
>>60123688
pong means a strong, unpleasant smell.
>>60123740
The list needs to be updated btw
>>60123757
I'm in ghost mode at the moment
>>60123631
>>60123661
>the economy is fine
Ah yes very impressive
>>60123757
Literally no one cares
I'm not even going to bother looking up your flag to see which Irrelevant shit hope you're from because I care that little
what if I died and this is actually hell haha
?
>>60123740
I made a really good pastebin about this at one point but lost it
>*Posts list of white chav slags hopping on paki cock*
>Aha take that lefty!
fairplay reddit is such a cringeworthy shithole
>Ah, yes, blame the host country
>>60123754
i've been waking up at 6pm these days so it doesn't really matter
>>60123661
Why didn't private citizens diversify the economy?
>>60123716
Good post and by good post I mean shit post neck yourself
>>60123780
because it's a subject that's incomprehensible to them yet has a acquired a somewhat cult status. It's the same with shit like AI, robotics, space travel, etc...
Even on this site it's pretty endemic.
>>60123740
The list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham child sexual exploitation scandal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale sex trafficking gang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby sex gang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford sex gang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol Sex Gang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford sex gang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough sex abuse case https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury sex gang https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury sex gang https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley sex gang
Oxford: http://vwvw.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html Keighley: http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28 men arrested in Keighley grooming gang_probe/ Rochdale: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html
Bristol: http://www.bbc.com/ne\,vs/uk-england-30078503 Telford: http://www.shropshirestarcom/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/ Birmingham: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar twitter Wycombe: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994 Harrow: http://www.getwestIondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834
1/2
>>60123896
didn't read single word or click a single link from this post
>>60123817
>pretending to not know my flag
ah yes, very pathetic
Don't leave the Union please.
>>60123777
who are you
>>60123438
that black host denied the rotherham sex scandal of 1400 children.
what the bloody fuck? how could you even do that?
fairly sure Switzerland is the best country on Earth
>one of the best living standards
>rich as fuck
>they have enough bunkers to hold their entire population in the event of nuclear war
>their roads can easily be converted into landing strips
>mandatory military service for men at 18. its a militia style so all soldiers keep their weapons and equipment at home to be ready for action immediately
>the army has prepared every potential mountain pass and tunnel for demolition in the case of invasion
>military keeps fully stocked bunkers disguised as homes in villages
>no head of state. they have a 7 member council.
>has a direct democracy. any citizen can challenge any law and propose modifications
leave the Union please.
>Ben Garrison says he hates Nazis
>Supports Trump, wants to ban Mexican immigration, against BLM movement, hates Obama, thinks Jews run the treasury and bribe congress to support Israel, and thinks abortion is murder
k
>>60123745
https://youtu.be/ak3uJGf6Bj0?t=6m35s
>>60123929
So I can keep paying for your NEETbux while you're busy having a siesta? Fuck off leech
>>60122522
holy moly! hahaha
>>60123941
dotun is based mate, he got me through night shifts for 2 years
>>60123871
>a brit is trying to act tough
get the duck outta here faggot
>>60123952
BUT IT'S NOT PART OF THE EU
>>60122545
ugh they look like children...
>>60123952
my uncle lives there and I've got a few swiss friends that are decent lads
legit thinking of moving
gf just sent me this
>>60123958
really makes you think . .. . . .
>>60123896
>>60123740
I posted this list in response to someone arguing before and all I got in response was "wow what kind of saddo keeps track of all this".
@60123641
which he's never said
so much diversity in here
>100,000 people live in Rotherham
Really puts the 1400 number in perspective
hate my flatmates can't wait to move
>>60123952
moving there brb
>>60123994
that's my sister
>>60123952
this is why large countries were a mistake
Curry just arrived
well good morning
>>60123856
oh well buck a Mad Dogs then m8 it's like $6.50 or so for 2 of them
