Amber doing a Gone Girl Johnny dindunuffin edition
cara
rawr!!!! >:3
>>60120914
Makes you think
I never learned grammar.
Is it even necessary?
had enough
>>60120916
Johnny Depp is a cunt anyway
want to die lads
really need a qt gf to cuddle
*REALLY wakes up*
gf wants to shag again
ffs lads
>bite into orange
>its a fucking rock again
do not believe the morrisons jew
c-crayon pop?
>>60120999
Really dislike this new normie meme
>>60120997
Dunno. Mate, Nev?er really: worked it out for myself
Kyary
>>60121047
Fuck off normie
>Hate working with every ounce of my being
>Enjoy being able to actually buy/ do stuff on my two days a week off
wat do
So glad I wasn't born in this shit hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoBYttpiqg8
>>60120999
No I don't know him personally ha ha
>>60120916
I look forward to Jonny Depp getting her slightly bruised face tattooed onto his neck
>>60120958
shut up
>>60121051
SUGAR APE WHO'S THAAAAAT
feeling a bit rough me lads 4 day bender really taking its toll now
Do you still get random boners? I'm 24 and do.
Still find it easy as fuck to get hard too. Only have to look at a girl and think about shagging her and get hard as a rock.
cup of tea lads?
>>60121147
Last thread it was potential alcoholism, when did it become a bender?
Soon...
does anyone actually want this stupid fucking dane spamming photos here?
Want learn a new language lads.
Which one should it be?
>>60121074
buy some lego
Begone normaltypes
Raaaaaaaaaaa
want a light skinned black (afri ameri) gf but they're mostly massive whores
the ones that aren't are usually fucking weirdos too.
really makes u think
wish the missus had bigger tits
>>60121156
ye
if i'm really drunk i'm sometimes not as hard though
>>60121067
Reminder that she gained famed because of her sex blog. She's the nip equivalent of miley cyrus.
>>60121162
I trust it was heated in that microwave.
>>60121044
>>60121105
this is a womyn
>>60121052
>>60121067
these arent
Replaced the toilet seat today, can't wait to break the new one in.
went outside for a walk but am back now :^]
>>60121174
Welsh
>>60121218
post womyn machines
>>60121167
been asleep the last few hours mate wasnt in the last thread still feeling a bit ketty desu
It's funny how some Jews who were angry at the Russian monarchy in 1917 managed to ruin literally half of the world
>>60121174
nature
>>60121170
ye
>>60121217
well she is a yank
>>60121198
Only one way to find out if this is true
Take all the money from the rich people and give it to the poor people and see who commits crime
>>60121162
WHO is this?
>>60121174
Irish
>>60121170
yes
How much do you reckon the average instagram fitness girl makes? From promoting shitty meme supplements only I mean, not counting the money they get from oil sheiks to fly out to Dubai and have their chests shit on.
wish the missus would stop not existing lads
wish my hubby had a bigger knob
LADS
LADS
GIVE ME A GIRLS NAME NOW
>Police in Bosnia have arrested five people suspected of trafficking arms to Islamists in Sweden and seized large amounts of weapons and military equipment
>Miljanovic declined to give more details of those arrested, but a police source told Reuters the weapons were attended for the Swedish branch of Egypt's Islamist Muslim Brotherhood.
>Are you man enough to handle a thicc girl anon? :p
>>60121309
emily
>>60121309
Nicki Minaj
>>60121220
Glad ur safe
>>60121198
>crime isn't correlated with socioeconomic status
Ah, yes. Just ignore all the evidence and make an unsubstantiated claim. Classic conservative tactics.
>>60121309
monica
>>60121309
LeDasha
There is literally nothing wrong with being German
>>60121276
the rich commit crime though , they just do it smaet/bribe everyone to h*ck and back
>>60121174
I'm learning Chinese and it's fucking top.
People automatically assume you're super fucking smart and it's gotten me two grad jobs now.
>>60121276
brilliant idea and it's all mine now!
Europe is doomed
>>60121295
not a lot
they are a dime a dozen (except a few at the top)
>the toilet girl meme is still alive
>>60121354
It's spelt Le-a
the dash don't be silent
AFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
>>60121309
Margarite
It's pronounced Mar-gar-it-ay by the way you illiterate Anglo fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4Kcgy3qHo
Lads...
>>60121309
Gráinne Mhaol
>>60120999
qt desu
>>60121343
When controlling for race the differences in socioeconomic status almost completely disappear.
off to my interview
>>60121377
how good are you?
also how do you remember the pronunciation of all the hanzi?
Pursuit in LA lads
I love this city
I just found out I'm going to die one day.
>>60121385
not if you elect National Front
>>60121385
no thanks to us x
>>60121309
Tamsin
>>60121330
She is bonny.
>>60121390
>talking of toilet girls
Hello, I am back from my dinner
>>60121452
wish I looked like this
don't even care about the tattoos and that
>>60121341
thanks lad
follow my premium blog for more walk-related tales
>>60121426
can't help laughing when the dad starts doing that queer voice
>>60121452
I would hire you regardless of how you look
posted this in the wrong thread just now lmfao
http://www.strawpoll.me/10353540
http://www.strawpoll.me/10353540
http://www.strawpoll.me/10353540
>>60121439
Wud bang.
>>60121511
Man buns are gay af
What happens in Essex?
>>60121390
>>the toilet girl meme is still alive
Are you implying that oil-rich arabs do not fly instagram whores out to Dubai for prostitution?
>>60121452
people literally mutilate and deface their bodies because of some fucking trend
absolutely degenerate
>Police in Bosnia have arrested five people suspected of trafficking arms to Islamists in Sweden and seized large amounts of weapons and military equipment
>Miljanovic declined to give more details of those arrested, but a police source told Reuters the weapons were attended for the Swedish branch of Egypt's Islamist Muslim Brotherhood
>>60121529
why are finns so silly
T H I C C C C C C
>>60121462
good lad
>>60121437
>When controlling for race
You can't. Minorities never have the same rights as the majority. At all socioeconomic levels.
>>60121523
Isn't that his mum?
>>60121461
Just practice half an hour a day.
I did study there for a term but I'm a fucking spas and failed French GCSE.
I remember by just writing them out over and over and eventually it starts to click.
It was hard to get routine but it's now a hobby I genuinely enjoy.
Can have abasic conversation and read stuff.
>>60121546
posh twats who get their rich parents to live their life for them
>>60121535
Looks like a cheeky Nandos lad
>looouuiiSSSSS
>>60121546
what doesn't happen in Essex?
Woo YooHoo
I take joy in seeing skinny depressed people become fat
some thicc thotty bitch gave me a succ
>>60121547
i'm implying it's been wildly exaggerated by cucks on the internet, just like the "all girls have sex with their dogs" meme or the "all black men have giant cocks" meme
Saw someone drinking a beer on a advert on telly and got an urge
need to retune my chakras
>>60121545
meant his face/head
>>60121608
it's not louis it's lewie you stupid cunt
>>60121546
East enders move there because immigrants took over their part of London
out of brown qts for now
>>60121606
Whats good to order from there? Only been once lel.
>>60121309
Rourke
>americans who say lad
>americans who say mate
WHO THE FUCK BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!
>>60121618
It happens enough that it bears mentioning. If a girl is willing to shill [protein supplement of the week] then she's probably willing to suck off a well-groomed arab who's dad owns an oil pipeline in exchange for $10,000 cash + a free holiday.
>>60121684
1/2 chicken, hot
chips and garlic bread
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050363/
Found the obscure 50's American film I watched in Russia
>>60121343
I can see petty crimes, theft and drug deals
but the issues are much more than that.
can't even blame unemployment either since other areas with mass youth unemployment don't have these issues.
>>60121719
I don't agree with the contents of this post
>>60121618
Calvin Klien lingerie makes me diamonds every time
>>60121706
>Brits who say dude
>>60121566
I know my way around Japanese kanji so I recognise a lot of the symbols
thinking about dipping my dick into Chinese, but the complete lack of grammar looks a bit of a challenge
>louiEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60121731
http://www.tagthesponsor.com/
rosy is stunning
why is the BBC shoving race mixing into our face so much?
>americans who post in this thread
Describe your perfect gf ;ads
>cute and pretty
>likes cuddling a lot
>reads
>wears a lot of hoodies and sweaters
>always smells nice
>will rest her head on my shoulder
>likes physics or science in general
>shy exterior but playful and kinky inside
Is my gf going to break up with me? Normally text each other every other day. Over the past 2 weeks I text her and she said she was busy or tired, never replied for more than an hour. Hasn't text me to begin talking. I was supposed to visit her (she's in another city) but said she was sick.
Is it over lads?
>>60121684
>>60121722
Solid order
How much do you earn per hour?
>>60121797
me?
>>60121797
pls link me your foobar thing
I want to become you
>>60121801
>exists
>will never leave me
that's literally it
>>60121814
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>>60121814
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>>60121334
What should I say to Emily pal?
>>60121755
>Complete lack of grammar.
What the fuck are you on about? Chinese has fantastic grammar, it's very straight forward and doesn't conjugate verbs or anything so you don't need to learn the variation of to be (i.e. am, is, was, are), just to be. It's very fucking good grammar and once you get the hang of it it is much fucking easier than learning pretty much any other major language.
>>60121780
So we don't genocide each other.
>>60121814
The real question is, had it ever begun?
(I don't know what I mean by this)
>>60121801
Tight fanny
Wants lots of sex
Nice face and body
Not totally dumb
Can cook
Not too clingy
>>60121801
>intelligent
>nihilist
>wicked sense of humour
>>60121814
You done lad
Might as well be the one to break up with her at this point
>>60121640
>telly
>beer
>urge
chakra status: decimated
pineal gland status: calcified fragments of what it once was
>>60121836
$0.00 or £0.00
>back at work tomorrow
>>60121814
shes busy text later
What aftershave and alcohol should I get from the duty free
>>60121863
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If I were a king would you lads fight for me?
A flesh-eating tropical disease is ravaging the war-torn Middle East, after Islamic State destruction created the ideal breeding conditions.
The parasitic disease called Cutaneous leishmaniasis is caused by bites from tiny infected sand flies which thriving in the squalid conditions left in the wake of Islamic State terror and conflict.
Thousands of cases have now been reported. Previous, it was contained in Syria but has spread to Turkey, Lebanon, and Jordan after more than four million Syrians fled there.
With the same migrants now heading on to Europe in their millions, it could be just a matter of times before it reaches the West.
The disease can kill if left untreated, and creates open sores on the skin, nosebleeds and difficulties breathing and swallowing. Survivors are often left with horrific scars.
A lack of medical facilities and doctors, coupled with serious water shortages, in the war-torn Middles East have allowed to condition to take hold, and spread.
The Kurdish Red Crescent had previously claimed that rotting corpses dumped on the streets by Islamic State fighters were contributing to the spread of the disease. Scientists at the School of Tropical Medicine have disputed this claim.
>>60121801
anyone that looks like felicity
>>60121814
>(she's in another city)
ah mate I'm so sorry
Timo's really pumping out the 20 minute long vlogs today
>>60121858
>>60121859
I'm not normie, she's my first gf and I'm 26, I'll never get anyone half as good as her again
>>60121910
>been off work for 10 days
>spent most of it drunk
Dunno how NEETs do it, feel like hel
>>60121801
prefer not to say
>>60121931
ugh... white people do it again...
if this was in america they would already have the cure
>>60121931
Most racist thing I've read all year.
Let them all in. It's the kind thing to do
>>60121943
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>>60121910
I've been at work for the past 2 days. I've had 1 day off in like a week and half and still have 4 more to do..
Stop being a fanny.
>>60121943
you the lad who plays drums?
did a shit wank
>>60121780
breaking down ethnic loyalties makes the population more compliant to central rule
>>60121814
Awful, happened to me before my gf broke up with me.
This is the 'I can't bring myself to tell him yet but I'm gonna be cold' stage.
Go cold turkey lad. You'll wanna text her more but don't give in because it will puther off more
>>60121910
>he didn't work today
Call yourself a wageslave mate? Jog on you jebend.
>>60121771
grim
What does /brit/ think of Germans? Might just move to England desu, provided you lads don't brexit
>I'm not normie
>>60121992
*gasps*
Literally racist
>>60121939
whodafuqq is that?
>>60121943
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>>60122004
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>>60122016
>>60121903
I'll probably end up beginning her to not dump me 2bh
>>60121911
I thought so too but she usually texts me too. She's not done that in 2 weeks
>>60121937
>>60121882
Thanks
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>>60121801
post her in every other thread
>>60122016
autistic neckbeard trenchcoat fedora
>>60121814
FUCK OFF NORMIE TWAT
Really makes you think huh
>>60121931
are diseases racist?
disease ban when?
Did I just get ignored
>>60121915
>>60121929
fuck off nerds
>>60122058
>>60121309
Rasheeda
>>60122016
Germans are alright. You'll probably be on the end of some rubbish banter if you move here though.
>>60122060
lol good post
>>60122070
this is complete bollocks
Giving up my freedom for some chocolate hehe
>message a girl on POF from blank dummy profile (no pictures, no info) a couple of hours ago
>get her number, start messaging her on WhatsApp and arrange to meet up
Why don't you have chat like this lads? Up your game fml
>>60122039
Timothy James Bryne
>>60121801
>>60121894
>>60121900
>>60121934
>>60121967
>>60122063
friendly reminder the only thing you "perfect gf" wants is a chad to fuck her and then leave her heartbroken.
>>60122054
I'm an ethnic German though, FOY
>>60122092
I am NOT a nerd, take that back or I'll tell my mum
Message to all Y*nks in this thread
>>60122070
really doubt this map
>>60121991
No
>>60122004
Sounds about right, I'll leave it a couple more days, if she doesn't text me I'll ask her what's up
>>60122105
thanks
>>60122123
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>>60121877
alri then, I mean the difference in grammar, as it's an analytical language
>>60122123
might have to try that soon tbqh things are gettinf dire
>>60122117
That's it. Bremain for me
>>60122123
and she has no idea idea what you look like?
fook off
what did you message her?
>>60122140
nerd
>>60122033
is Kaijzer a dutch surname? or is it a scandi version of a dutch surname?
>>60121877
it's cool but unvaried, since word order is the strict determinant of meaning, whereas in desclensed languages word order can change'd be, leading to a language more varied. Of course when in English the same is done, it sounds like one is affecting Ye olde english tongue in a shitty pseudopoetic way
>>60121931
flesh eating disease in Europe is the price we must accept in order to build our tolerant multicultural society free of hate
DON'T LOOK AT ME
>>60122123
you are going to get mugged tbqh
>>60122125
What a sweaty fellow
/brit/ meet up when?
We should do one since it's holidays soon. City should be Manchester which is a bit central
*spits out tea*
Is shooting gorillas to save black people's lives racist?
Gorilla ban when?
>>60122151
no problem
>>60122104
are lad
The Blitz was just some bit of banter
>>60122125
not sure about your man from the Mummy's new haircut
>>60121801
>cute
>never cheat
>will put up with my shit
>needs to be confident to help me with shit because I'm an autist
>drives a 2003-2008 commercial spec long wheel base landcrusier with the A bar on the front
>>60122148
>>60122165
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>>60122208
FONC
>>60122004
>This is the 'I can't bring myself to tell him yet but I'm gonna be cold' stage.
oh brother...oh brother
DWOY YER OYES MATE
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JVJMwMQFH0
>>60121856
Main skin:
http://twnsnd.deviantart.com/art/foobar-ncmpcpp-mod-289083149
Pictured is my component list.
FCL file:
https://a.uguu.se/DUJZB8a0qKMC_layout.fcl
Have fun
>>60122208
How about July 08 in London, near KOKO?
I fucked your butthole
Aspergic people are the superior beings
fuck off autists
can't get my head around having to pack up all my belongings lads
>>60122140
haha got you you specky cunt
>>60122208
me and the other lad from MK are meeting up for a bum at willen lake in the near future, you're free to join us
>>60121877
quim
>>60122125
what is the story here?
his youtube is odd
>>60122123
kek, enjoy being beaten up lad
Would you smack your GF if you found out she cheated on you?
It's a yes from me.
>>60121309
>>60121910
>it was the staff summer ending party on friday and I'm back tommorow
