Liz edition
*yawns*
i am white you idiots
crayon pop
guns
YOU CUT ME OPEN AND I
KEEP BLEEDING
KEEP, KEEP BLEEDING LOVE
I KEEP BLEEDING
I KEEP, KEEP BLEEDING LOVE
>>60124417
>tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why
>I got out of bed at all
>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them.
>>60124490
then act like it
>>60124428
Lots of different versions of just that one classic original Kev, plus all the shoops.
I am brown you idiots
>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
lads
Post top plastic sluts
Isn't Denmark just rightful German clay?
I don't get this meme
MANX REICH NOW
>>60124516
*throws rocks at you*
>americans who post in /brit/
The 10 most expensive seaside towns in Britain, according to Halifax:
Sandbanks, Dorset, £664,655
Salcombe, Devon, £539,950
Padstow, Cornwall, £443,396
Aldeburgh, Suffolk, £439,379
Lymington, Hampshire, £426,112
Dartmouth, Devon, £401,361
Fowey, Cornwall, £379,003
St Mawes, Cornwall, £373,746
Wadebridge, Cornwall, £373,351
Budleigh Salterton, Devon, £360,984
>3/10 in the poorest region in western europe
ahh yes very fair
>>60124536
where is her ass???
>Why yes I will indeed move into a £1000 a month tiny one bedroom flat in a paki shithole in between 2 mosques instead of staying in my parents big comfy 3 bedroom house for the sole purpose of gaining a tiny bit of street cred when I tell people I have my own place
>>60124537
england is rightful danish clay
now pay danegeld
>Hi, I'm Zac.
>My hobbies include reading and playing video games. My favourite genre of books are high fantasy (G.R.R.Martin, etc.), and I love any game with a deep storyline that I can relate to. I also enjoy long walks and contemplating the way my life has gone.
>TV shows include but are not limited to Flash, Arrow, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Game of Thrones, Prison Break, American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, and Once Upon A Time. Always looking for new shows so recommendations are welcome!
>Currently don't have any long term goals. Would like to learn to drive in the future. Do I own a car? Rather not say.
>A strange fact about me is that my right and left eyes are different colours. One is brown, the other is green.
>Music is very important to me. My music taste is incredibly varied, from Twenty One Pilots, to All Time Low, to Slayer, to DragonForce, to Slipknot, to Nas, to Hopsin, to Tech N9ne, to Eminem, to Guns n Roses, to Rolling Stones, to Queens of the Stone Age, to Red Hot Chilli Peppers. I'll listen to almost anything.
This word-stream (it cannot be called a sentence) was uttered by Republican presidential contender Donald Trump on July 21 in Sun City, South Carolina. As far as I can detect it has no structure at all: the numerous conditional adjuncts never arrive at consequents, we never encounter a main verb or even an approximation to a claim. The topic seems to be related to nuclear engineering, Trump's uncle, the Wharton School, Trump's intelligence, politics, prisoners, women's intelligence, and Iran. But it's hard to be sure.
>>60124594
4/10 even
>>60124594
>Padstow, Cornwall, £443,396
>Fowey, Cornwall, £379,003
>St Mawes, Cornwall, £373,746
>Wadebridge, Cornwall, £373,351
been there
>>60124594
>The Eden Project was criticised as Cornish residents couldn't afford the high ticket price
you cannot. make. this up
>>60124594
>3
>Cornish numeracy
>>60124606
Man-child confirmed.
>choosing a career that forces you to move to London
probably one of the worst decisions you can make in life
>>60124594
>Lymington, Hampshire, £426,112
That's where I grew up.
>Everyone in my house trying to wash and dry their clothes for work tomorrow at the exact same time.
>>60124637
sup zac can I borrow a high fantasy book?
>>60124507
Yea I've always heard the 300s were a bitch to work on but It can't be worse than pic related and I've managed that alright
Just gonna be back to grinding down wrenches for clearance REEEEEE
>>60124654
went padstow today
grew up across the river from st. mawes
>>60124594
dartmouth is really nice
>start listening to american scriptwriting podcast
>they've spent 20 minutes on whether or not to tip various people
writing a creepypasta on /brit/ lads
I feel like I've reached a higher level of understand of my own being this weekend, spent the whole weekend meditating and reflecting on my life and the experiences in my life so far.
I feel amazing.
>>60124594
>3/10 in the poorest region in western europe
What? The poorest region in western europe is west Wales
going to sleep now lads
nighty night
C O P P E D
>>60124729
Wales isn't a real place
>>60124700
FOB
>>60124665
typo m8 already corrected myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymEKiY1UR8
>>60124727
>spent the whole weekend meditating
How? 20 minutes is hard for me.
tonight before I go to bed I will pray for the sweet release of death, as I do every night
>>60124764
>Cornish typing skills
>>60124703
you have a turbo mister 2 now?
>>60124729
west wales is fucking empty mate, what do you expect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnu5uW9No8g
>Well yes, I am over 20 and will continue to live under the roof of my parents and pretend I do it because I have choice and not because I'm a NEET
>wow look at all these Indian men on a car, how tolerant and multicultural are we lol?!
Applying for an internship in Johannesburg, lads.
Hope I don't get stabbed.
British girls with the thickest accents are too cute
How do i find one?
>>60124793
didn't ask for your opinion Londis
Why are used Japanese cars so overpriced in yank land?
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>60124692
ah yes, all those careers that don't involve moving to London
Haye said he'd fight Bellew loooooooool
scouse cunt will get smashed to bits.
>>60124606
This.
Pay my parents £200 a month and bank the rest after expenses.
My mates give me shit for not moving out whilst they eat their asda reduced food and pay £1200 for a one bedroom flat they can't afford the heating in lmao
>>60124820
>he didn't watch Extra Gear, despite it being easily the best bit
>>60124642
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.
>>60124822
Fuck that, enjoy your private police
>>60124843
Don't bother mate I'd just steal her the first chance I got when she goes out with her friends
>>60124692
wish I had a cosy job which allowed me to hike all day in some decent landscape
don't even care if the pay is bad
>>60124792
why don't you do something about your shit life you absolute weapon
Why don't non-Canadians leave home and get a job?
http://business.financialpost.com/personal-finance/family-finance/millennial-money/canadian-millennials-better-off-than-their-american-counterparts
>A report out Tuesday from TD Economics finds more than half of Canadian millennials — those aged 25-34 — own homes.
>Canadian millennials have entered into home ownership at a younger age than their parents or any cohort before them. Their 50 per cent home participation rate compares with 36 per cent in the United States in 2015 and 40 per cent to 43 per cent for the same age cohort in prior generations.
>Millennials aged 25-34 had an unemployment rate of 6.7 per cent in September which is four percentage points lower than their parents in the 1980s and even below the current national average of seven per cent.
>>60124712
you can't rest a whole economy on the value of retirement and holiday homes
>>60124792
That looks so fucking comfy.
I'd love nothing more than a train journey with my own little room like that going for weeks through snow etc.
COMFY MAX.
>>60124898
Based cunk
>>60124855
For £200 more a month you could have your own place with all bills paid.
>>60124859
>Extra gear
Literally good evening Reddit
>>60124898
*forces her head*
>>60124798
Nah that's a friend on mine's, helped him out with a lot of shit with it though.
I've got an s13 hatch and a Silverado backup vehicle. May take the s13 off the road for a while or trade/sell for a new project. Been daily driving it for ~4 years now but it was also the first car I owned myself so I'm a little attached to it.
>>60124898
so brave xoxo
>>60124898
the gf
>>60124919
That's literally the hogwarts express you uncultured chav
rita ora lads, would you sling one inside her?
>ww1
>ww2
>all for this
>>60124587
good post
>>60124911
retirement and holiday homes for rich londoners, absolutely fucking our property market
Writing a list of things to bring up to God when I next see him
>>60124919
been on a train ride just like that in russia
except the seats weren't velvet
>>60124932
>complain about lack of diversity
>complain about the part they were in despite not watching it
Are you just a whingebag?
>>60124927
Yes, exactly, for £200 more a month.
I instead get a comfy four bedroom house, only my parents in one of the other rooms, nice comfy private garden to relax in and my parents are top and rarely bother me.
That extra £200 goes straight into a help to buy isa.
>>60124966
>all for anime
'twas a mistake
Who the fuck decided to let an unfunny radio dj with an annoying voice host the most popular television programme on the planet?
It's ruined now.
we were discussing the migrant crisis and the fwb started conflating race and religion
gonna have to bin her
>>60124979
get me a cornetto lad
>>60124784
more
>Going to be getting my own 3 bedroom bungalow with a front and back garden, a drive way and a garage for £600 a month rent in the suburbs.
>My mate just moved into a £1200 3 bedroom "house" newbuild (It's more like a row of apartments that have 2 floors) with no parking, no drive and no garden. In the city centre.
>>60124898
Thought the mole was added as part of her character 2bh, like Keith Lemon's wrist bandage.
>>60125002
FOB
>>60125019
FONT
> he doesn't want to live in London
> the capital of the world
> he wants to live in a small backwater town forever like a hermit
> he doesn't want to make the most of his life
> he's scared of people and memes
Christ
>>60124927
where the fuck are you getting a flat for £400/month that isn't a fucking cupboard
>>60124983
When the fuck did I complain about a lack of diversity and don't even know what you're on about with the second bit
i just arrived in london for work and so far i've read everywhere i'm not supposed to put pic, date of birth/sex/whatever allows me to be chosen over someone else for racial/age/appearance reasons, however some friends of mine do completely the opposite and get calls from everywhere, which way is the best?
i know i could just send both out and see what gets me most contacts but i'd like to not miss on some potentially good places just because i sent the wrong cv format, what do?
>>60124855
>>60124927
>>60125002
tfw don't pay my parents anything
>>60125026
vsco page + addon name please lad
>when i see god i'm gonna tell him 'how dare you!'
mate
come on
its God fgs
going to will myself into a patrician within a couple of years
>>60124969
>death penalty
>>60125002
£200 is a very small price to pay for freedom from parental nagging and the ability to do whatever you want and spend your money on whatever you want.
If I still lived with my mum I'd have offed myself by now. Constantly moaning.
>I discuss political topics with a person who I have no interest in other than my sexual satisfaction
>>60125048
yeah what's wrong with earning 12k a year cleaning the toilets at Grimsby Arcade?
>>60125066
Don't put a pic or date of birth, dont explicitly state your gender/race. who the fuck does that
also fuck off jf
>>60125017
Chris Evans was a "car guy" celeb, like Rowan Atkinson and Jimmy Carr. One of those people Top Gear went to in a pinch because they knew he'd at least not sound like an ignorant pleb when talking shop.
The mistake was forgetting that he has all the charisma of a speccy ginger 50 year old, and assuming nobody would notice.
>>60125066
>however some friends of mine do completely the opposite
What gender/race/facial appearance are they
>>60125048
>he wants to live in London
Enjoying your stay in Britain, Ahmed?
Not sure how much I like the FONT gimmick now that I know it's forced by one redditflag using poster.
doing a poo
>go to get a drink from the fridge
>hear my flatmate's girlfriend cumming through his door
Gave me a chub tbqh
>>60125084
parents would just be saving it for me tbf
has anybody been to the eden project?
thinking of taking my gran there in summer
is it shit for the price?
game of thrones is shit
>>60125133
FONT
Lads, am I in for a really comfy deal here?
My parents are just about to pay off the mortgage on a three bedroom suburban house with very good commuter links to a major UK city (i.e. 30 mins drive/ 45 mins public transport).
My dad has had a disease all his life so expects to die within about10-15 years and has been talking about signing over the house to me and my siblings so that means I'm getting a free house basically minus the fact my mum will live in it, but I'll always have a place to live.
>>60125133
FOY
>>60125133
What does it even mean
>>60125133
its literally 1 muslim guy who lives in a place called cornwall
What do Australians mean when they say loose?
What are some things people, workers, buy?
I've been NEET for literally years and have a job now. Doesn't pay a lot but I have all this money now and I don't really know what to do with it because I've trained myself to not desire things over the years. Might buy a meal from KFC or something.
At the doctor the other day. diagnosis depression. on tablets now for it
>>60125146
she got acid cum or something? must be annoying
*gets stabbed*
>skyrines FINALLY making their way onto the US market
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5534392212.html
>>60125092
As I said my parents are top, they literally don't bother me.
I can still do whatever I want here , just with more money and no stress about what happens if I lose my job.
My parents are out a lot anyway and I still can easily shag my girlfriend etc so I'm really not arsed.
Unironically won't move out until I'm like 28 at this rate when I've saved a killer deposit for a house instead.
>>60125174
Ahh yes your dad dying, how comfy
>>60125160
>>60125174
FOB
>>60125170
it's shit
>>60125183
whiter than you'll ever be you fucking dirty shitskin
>>60125219
FONT
>>60125170
Went there once while we were in Cornwall with my dad one year
James Morrison was there doing a sound check for a gig that night and I got to here his version of Gangster's Paradise live.
It was shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqGYHl8Y8b4
>>60125197
wrong order
My birthday is in June lads. Hitting the big 20
>>60125114
Jimmy Carr isn't a car guy. Chris Evans is only interested in expensive old Ferraris, so he isn't really a car guy either.
>>60125215
Richmond mentioned
>>60125192
I know this feel
I ended up just putting it away for a rainy day
>>60125123
one is male, the other a girl, they're white italians (i'm as well) and are 6/10s at most
>>60125105
>who the fuck does that
my friends do and yet they get calls all the time when they're looking for job, that's why i'm asking
>the king got what he deserved. everyone get blacked
t. russell t. davies
>>60125215
found the asian
>>60124820
it would be 10x better if they just sacked Evans
You idiots don't know how lucky you are to live a country where you have a city like London on your doorstep, yet you're so scared of memes that you'll live and die in Scunthorpe having never done anything with your life
>>60125240
I've long accepted it sadly.
He has some degenerative lung disease and I wake up to him coughing violently and being sick most days.
He has to take medicine that slowly rots his insides to live but if he stops taking it he'll die, just quicker.
Bad, bad feel.
>>60125267
dio cano
belo belo
>>60125267
>white
>italian
pick 1 you shitskin mongrel, then promptly fuck off out of my country
>>60125269
I didn't watch that thing he did, I assumed he's make every character gay.
Honeatly feel much more in touch with the average Brit than the average American
>>60125219
in the same situation as you desu, don't need to move out for at least 5 years unless my parents retire and go to France.
Then I'm fucked because its so expensive to live here
Reminder that all Kernow nigs are like this.
Devon stands guard to keep the weirdos contained to their shithole county.
>>60124828
go to a cheap spanish resort in the summer
>>60125255
>kids acting like they're grown ups
>>60125076
alananicoleb
imagus
>>60125325
FOY
>>60125048
Eh, unless you're making very good money, it's not really worth it to live in London.
I live in Northwood (north western edge of greater london), and I commute 45 minutes each way into central London for work, pay too much in rent, and can't even spend a proper night out in the city, because I have to head home at 11:30 to get the last tube.
I'm seriously considering moving back to Newcastle.
>he genuinely thinks im not white
EL O EL
>>60125299
I'm scared of being the only white person in London
>>60125336
FOB
>>60125337
>living in shit cornwall
>>60125299
>So insecure about living in London he has to constantly try and justify it to strangers on the internet
>>60125299
>Please pay £1000 a month for a tiny box room above a kebab shop with no nice nature around and no possibility of ever buying your own home so you'll be renting forever and never investing money into something worthwhile
hmmmm
want to kill myself 2bh
>>60125320
nice meme bro, upvoted, by the way i meant that as you can clearly see we're whiter than 90% of london
>>60125363
>because I have to head home at 11:30 to get the last tube
WE NIGHT TUBE NOW BITCHES!
>>60125281
Nah that's just sort of been "the car that got away" over here for a long time now. They've only been available for <a year iirc
>>60125363
Get the night bus you daft paki
t. Isleworth
>>60125344
The average /brit/ age is 18/19. Prove me wrong
protip: you can't
>>60125182
"fuck off normie twat"
check out my new video lads x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hin52nTYmw
>>60125321
lesbians at the end lol
genuinely don't understand the mentality of a redditflags user
why don't you just use a tripcode?
>>60125425
>spoonfeeding the newcunts
nice one jamal
>>60125049
Houseshare
My birthday is in July lads. Hitting the big 30
wish they'd just off that high sparrow twat
>>60125417
The average /brit/ poster just finished second year and is 20
>>60125450
If you can see redditflags then you too are a redditflag user
Don't be so self-hating. Embrace your faggotry
>he's never smelt that beautiful smell on the Tube
missing out on life 2bh
What do you mean he's not British? He sure does look inbred.
>>60125336
Kek. Just hope they don't.
Unless you have to for work or your parents are complete cunts I don't see why you'd piss tens of thousands up the wall in rent when you could just stay at home, save, and put down a huge deposit on a house and have a low mortgage.
>>60125469
Still a virgin?
alri
>>60124745
R O B B E D
and male homos too.
>>60125417
literally not enough teenage angst, /britfeel/ average age 18-19 maybe
spent my 20th birthday alone in this thread a month ago though so what do I know
>>60125399
>>60125415
Metropolitan line won't be getting the night tube.
It's only for rich the fuckers who are rich or insane enough to live in the city centre.
>>60125457
Honestly do not like when I can't figure out the latest gimmick tbf
>>60125405
didn't you get my joke? you said skyrine instead of skyline
how a chinky would say it
>nice one jamal
>>60125488
I can't see them, never used them and never will
wednesday i noticed a guy working at a bookstore who had arms covered in self harm scars and burns and had really long hair and a misfits tshirt on - walked up and offered him my number. we hung out that night and i straight up asked him about them and told him about mine. the next night we met at his place and watched a couple of my fav movies -
today he sat on my floor between my legs and licked blood off my thighs while i cut myself with single edges. he finger painted hearts on my legs. and the blood in his mouth ended up all over me - my mouth, chest, thighs, between. all while listening to my fav songs. i tooks tons of pics of us and him ... i literally couldnt be happier today
>Ah yes m'lady what a fine date that was, now shall we take the bus back to my parents house for some "coffee".
>>60125458
>house sharing with random twats
no thanks
>>60125526
how long have you been living there?
those old metropolitan trains were really comfy
>>60125526
>Piccadilly is getting Night Tube
>>60125425
literally didn't know that until yesterday
t. visiting /brit/ for 1.5 years
London is fucking shite. what are you losers smoking.
its dirty, polluted, expensive and crammed with far too many people who are rude and obnoxious.
its a horrible fucking city unless you're very wealthy.
people only live there because they have to for work or they're born city-rats and find the idea of living around friendly white people in nice quiet green scenery too much to handle.
>>60125502
Honestly looks like the Bengali Frankie Boyle
>>60125497
smelt like piss and kebabs last time I went
london is awful and packed to the brim with shitskins. you just don't know any better because you've never been the only white man in the room
>>60125555
>House sharing with your parents
Nah you're alri m8
> he doesn't wander around the greatest city in the world, pissed a newt with his pals on a Friday night with endless things to do and people to meet
Lmao
>>60125513
No, I had a gf for three months literally ten years ago.
![Alastair-Cook-007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OjstGKS.jpg "Alastair-Cook-007[1].jpg")
Apologise.
>>60125215
>r32
>GTS
Is the district line gonna be night tube?
Would jizz if it did
>>60125548
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>60125619
>Cricket
literally the shittest thing in existence
i'd rather pick dog shit out of my shoes
>>60125613
FONT
Dave changed his tune pretty fucking quickly
>sr20's STILL more expensive than a 2jzgte
FUCKS SAKE
>>60125530
oh lol
here's another one 4 u
>>60125215
>$10,000
>For a non turbo skyline
>>60125605
Literally would always take house sharing with my parents then a lottery ticket with random twats
>>60125623
>Jubilee
>Victoria
>Central
>Northern
>Piccadilly
>probably Elizabeth whenever it opens
Unlucky m8
>>60125664
worrying that David Cameron would share a platform with an ISIS supporter
>>60125681
tummies
>>60125668
>>60125622
Yea obviously not ideal
Still better than 7 years ago when the feds would come take your illegally imported GT-R and crush it
Paki lad here.
Can I honestly get a job just to fill minority quota? It's something I've been hearing from Kippers who claim white Brits are the new minority
>>60125556
2 years. I moved back with my parents after Uni. They're living here since my dad works in ruislip.
I'm sharing a shitty house with some friends from my old job now, but it's still overpriced for what it is.
I've gotten used to the commute though. I get a lot of reading done.
just had a little cry lads
who else /realman/?
>>60125716
fuck off you shitskin twat
*descends from heaven*
>>60125716
go home shitskin
>>60125689
fucking racists
Unironically just got given Reddit gold lads.
Somebody has spent real life currency that they had to go out and earn on something I wrote on the internet.
Unreal
>>60125664
midsummer nights dream is a gay play tbf
the bbc has done some smashing shakey in the past. last one was with david tennent or kenneth brannagh i believe
i do wish gays weren't so hostile to bi people and that bi was more widely portrayed in the media . seems like they're just doing the opposite of what they accuse hetero/cis people of
>>60125716
Could probably get a job in Subway. Every time I look in a Subway it has pakis working in it.
tights
ummmmmm hello
>>60125782
hey
>>60125767
Is reddit gold actual money? I thought it was just some super upvote.
>>60125767
It was me. If you don't want it you can give it back, you know?
me last night
>>60125716
Minority quotas just mean theyre getting privately educated Oxbridge pakis instead of privately educated Oxbridge whites
been sacked from my job at the tanning salon lads
>>60125774
>subway used to have 2 sound white lads, always rolled it properly etc.
>they disappeared, pakis that replaced them are always leaving this one sound old paki on his own during lunch break
leaves me fuming ngl
>>60125664
>average remainers
Inside the blue line is literally the center of civilisation, the best place in Britain and one of the best places in the world
the rest is shit aside from rich areas scattered across the city
>>60125709
>yanks
>>60125805
Someone pays $5 to "gild" your comment and you get a handful of extra features + people can see that your comment has been "given gold".
>>60125815
normies BTFO
hope they died
Any of you lads use howler.co? I find that it's good to keep my wit sharp.
>>60125664
whys he got a meme arrow attached to his head?
>>60125795
don't ever reply to me again x
>>60125878
I see you're back to stealing my gimmicks x
>>60125846
>45% WHITE BRITISH
FORTY-FIVE PERCENT
>>60125844
>Average Brexiteer
>>60125846
i live there
(as a literal homeless person Lol)
