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jannys gonna get ya edition
maisie
hi how are you
lads
>>60118309
stop
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
Commiefu til Aisha returns
business idea: replace all taxes with a 9% sales tax, a 9% income tax and a 9% business transaction tax
>>60118434
more like youre a bender lmao
>>60118434
When will the vinyl meme finally die?
Been playing a lot of Rome Total War today lads
Real thread for brits
>>60118407
>>60118407
>>60118407
>>60118252
are you in sheltered housing?
>>60118434
where she gone doe?
very hungover
die AfD...
>>60118489
Faggot
>>60118460
seems a bit arbitrary desu
>>60118537
alter bist du ein nazi?
>>60118502
Off the grid
>>60118489
fuck off
>aunt still owes me £100
>has been several months now
>don't really need it but know she isn't skint and don't wanna be taken for a cunt
Is she really gonna make me ask for it.
>>60118476
Black Americans are unironically the most racist though
>Daham Al Hasan has been given approval to bring over 12 more kids and another two wives
>The unemployed migrant, who claims to be too sick to work, has now been granted family reunification for his remaining 12 children and two wives who are still in Syria.
>The migrant said the pain was so overwhelming that he could not learn Danish yet
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/674203/sick-work-migrant-bring-12-MORE-children-2-MORE-wives-Europe-Denmark-Syria
Danes confirmed turbocucks. How does this make you feel?
>>60118574
just tell her you need it
YANKS
A
N
K
S
>>60118621
FUCK
U
C
K
>>60118598
why are you reading the express, are you 50? Or a squirrel lover?
>aunt still owes me £100
>has been several months now
>don't really need it but know she isn't skint and don't wanna be taken for a cunt
Is she really gonna make me ask for it.
mum hugs addition
Muslims don't belong in Europe. Why do we tolerate this shit, for fucks sake?
>>60118639
OFF
F
F
Mong btfo
>>60118434
W H O
H
O
>>60118692
Racists don't belong in europe. Fuck off
>>60118697
what kind of sandwich?
>>60118692
Because freedom of religion
>>60118489
>he deleted it
You OK?
>>60118680
Why you copying me?
>>60118476
racism is a spook
>>60118695
You're the mong you new cunt, back in my day we never posted in yank threads, especially not this underage muh heritage dickhead who explicitly hates Britain yet you still let him create the thread
makes you think
>>60118598
>remaining 12 children
they said there was only 7 children remaining
>>60118680
Why you copying me?
>>60118710
https://twitter.com/twincitykisses
FIENDING for a Burger King lads
XL Double Bacon Cheeseburger meal please lmao
>>60118772
>back in my day we never posted in yank thread
let me guess the telegrams took too long and the threads would have been dead by the time they got there?
>>60118811
*shoves it in your mouth*
>>60118719
eatin a peanut butter jam sandwich now actually
one of the few good things about coming here
what i said means "piss off saxons" though
>>60118803
please have a willy
>>60118801
FUCKING MON THEN CUNT!!
>>60118542
>>60118566
>>60118689
>>60118695
>>60118718
>>60118743
>>60118776
Fuck off yank sympathisers
>>>/cum/
>>60118811
foy
had a bacon cheese whopper yesterday actually
fairly good
Been pissed alone four nights in a row
Just finished half a bottle of wine, got another bottle to finish, some vermouth and some gin
Had two bottles of wine last night
Had a bottle of wine and a bottle of prosecco the night before that
Had 5 bottles of Hooch the night before that
Who else here /developingalcoholic/?
>>60118852
>jam
*jelly
yanks don't have real jam. soz.
>>60118884
jannys gonna get ya
>>60118884
BTFO
T
F
O
>>60118811
>XL Double Bacon Cheeseburger meal please lmao
VERY good lad, always get this too
Started taking D3 and fish oil lads
>>60118920
>City of London
yeah right mate
what does /brit/ identify as?
>>60118884
JANNY'd.com
>>60118920
its basically the exact same as the shit ya get in tescos lad
jelly is the wobbly stuff anyway.
>>60118911
whoppers a shit desu tomatoes/mayo/lettuce have no place a burger imo
>>60118946
Also a fan of the Big King desu, though it was better before they added the Big-Mac middle bun gimmick.
>girl offers to pay for both of us to go to Thorpe Park together
I'm not sure what to think of this but it's nice
>>60118914
>all that shit
Nah, you're not a developing alcoholic. You're just a self-medicating fuckwit.
I'm lived that life for a few years, still nowhee near an actual alcoholic.Planning to give it up once I move next week.
>>60118914
I drink alone every day and have done for over 5 years
>>60118949
>Falling for the fishy jew
>>60118772
It's fucking 4chan. How the fuck do you still get so butthurt about words on a screen?
>>60118949
I found the actual oil in a bottle is better than the capsules.
Also I found that the D3 tablets don't do a thing whereas the liquid does.
I take both too.
>>60118962
excuse me?
>>60118980
>its basically the exact same as the shit ya get in tescos lad
yeh shit which only povvo cunts buy
doing a cry to this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj8SLjhgM4U
>>60118975
British but seems like everyone else identifies as a yank seeing as we're in here
Lads how about when someone tells you to FONT, you reply with FORC (Fuck Off Robot Cunt)?
>>60119009
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>>60118884
JFs making threads for us is literally pic related. Fuck off autist roach
>>60119031
Where did you get them?
>>60118975
gulashsexual
>>60119000
>tomatoes/mayo/lettuce have no place a burger imo
mayo is the only one that isnt standard in a burger. dunno what youve been eating
supemacs is the best though
>>60119032
fuck off billionaire
>>60119009
You gonna shag it or what?
>>60119044
it's FOAT
now FOAT
>>60119062
fuck off fascist
>>60118975
we are not allowed to identify, we don't have id cards and so our names are our only identity and these are Crown Copyright according to the adverts i keep seeing.
>>60119044
FOLA
>>60119038
>still being bitter your duplicate thread got removed
Fucking hell
want to die lads
>>60119064
me in the chair
>>60119064
its two sided really. i get to push my sick gimmick and ye dont have to raise your fried mars bar saturated fingers.
How is the new Top Gear crew??????
listening to some balearic
>>60119065
Holland and barrett.
You can get a large bottle of extra strength fish oil for about a tenner.
>tfw denmark posts your waifu
started taking paracetemol and asparin lads
>>60119129
cucks
cant wait for the grand tour in autumn
>>60119156
what the fuck
There are currently 13 British boxing world champions
>>60119133
Link it phammo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0JinaCvm_c
>>60119129
Annoyingly, the American is the best bit - but only when he's alone. Chris Evans knows the show is awful, so is constantly shouting and over-excited to make up for the dead silent audience.
>>60119156
fuck off bernout. your candidate is irrelevant and only has nine days left
>>60119013
Yeah don't actually reckon I'll become an alcoholic. Just quite like alcohol and like being drunk. Prefer to think of myself as a modern Ermest Hemingway desu
Are you drunk at the moment?
>>60119017
What do you drink?
>>60119032
Don't believe you live in the City of London desu
Do you mean greater London
>>60119136
Cheers lad I'll have a gander
>>60119136
Got a bridge to sell you mate lmfao
>>60119017
I made it 6 before I started having health problems.
Withdrawal can be pretty scary.
>>60119078
>>60119091
I literally have no idea what any of this means.
yanks call tea towels, dish cloths, face cloths all "rags"
>>60119200
14 when I smack your face in
business idea: sell irish dirt
is there a market for this in the uk?
>>60119044
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I once checked out welsh on duolingo
Never again
>>60119204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek5FzT02KRc
trippy video haha
>>60119212
didnt realise we had to be truthful with our shiteflags
>>60119212
>Yeah don't actually reckon I'll become an alcoholic. Just quite like alcohol and like being drunk. Prefer to think of myself as a modern Ermest Hemingway desu
Eh, I do it because it beats wallowing in self-pity about being alone.
>Are you drunk at the moment?
On my way.
>>60119234
FOGN
>>60119259
No, but you could probably sell it in North East Yank-land.
>Prefer to think of myself as a modern Ermest Hemingway desu
>>60119272
>supports a socialist jew loser
>having the higher ground
i've got broads in atlanta
>he didn't stock up on RCs
m8...
>>60119243
looks like an xbox one lol
looks neat ngl
Got blood all over my new jackboots this evening
>>60119339
yeah pretty fucking miffed about that actually
What are those?
why do brits care about yank politics?
literally any result is bad for everyone outside the US
Anyone watch the bbc 3 documentary about the shop selling legal highs?
>>60119341
Looks like you being a virgin
>>60119369
p y r a z o l a m
>>60119381
>bbc 3
That's online-only now right?
I'm fairly sure the answer is no
>>60119381
nah how is it?
>>60119267
lyylylddldldlll
How's your day lads?
question lads:
is it gay to lick your own cum out of a girl's fanny after you're done fugging her
>>60119462
women are disgusting
At what age does Uni consider an applicant mature?
>>60119411
>He watches live TV
>He can't watch iPlayer on his TV anyway
Alright granddad
>>60119451
went to a packed beach and didn't see a single nonwhite (except the black lad waiting our table)
great day
>>60119462
how would you get her pregnant then you silly billy
>>60119462
Might as well tattoo a giant rainbow on your face you giant gender bender
>>60119485
>Mature students are anyone over the age of 21 who didn't go to university after school or college. Some might have taken gap years to volunteer and travel the world, while 40% of mature students are over 30 and have had work, mortgage or family responsibilities.
>>60119428
really could do with some brown chicks rn
>>60119506
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hate race traitors
>>60119530
couldn't we all
>>60119485
any undergrad not coming from school
postgrad doesn't have the same differentiation
>>60119381
>>60119411
>>60119428
I've watched it. It's fairly shit. It basically follows a geezer who ran a head shop and sold a fuckload of spice.
It doesn't touch on RCs at all. It might as well be a documentary about spice (which is fair enough since that's all normoids know about in relation to legal highs). It mentions 3-FPM once and a homeless guy injects (yes injects) a mixture of 3-FPM and a bunch of fillers in a church pew.
Watch it if you want to understand how a few reckless individuals misusing drugs ruined a good thing for everyone.
>>60119506
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and yet you would mix with an asian you fucking hypocrite beta fuck
>>60119523
Ah cool.
I started college but didn't finish. Currently working full time, 20.
I might apply for next year
>>60119485
Someone over 21, literally me
>>60119585
>>60119540
not even a normie
>>60119432
thats not a word its got three Ls
>>60119615
>going outside
yes you are
*legalizes marijuana*
>>60119615
you sub or ab?
@AUSTRIA
@DENMARK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI_rnytOLb0
AYO PHAM /BRIT/ NIGHT OUT TO RHYTHM SECTION IN PECKHAM SOON HAHA
>>60119608
Those children look revolting
Test
>>60119650
le normie is anyone who le leaves his room meme
>>60119655
what mate
>the current time
>>60119608
STRONG
WHITE
GENES
Redheads have strong as fuck genes desu. Those kids are white apart from their ugly as fuck faces
>>60119700
>a normie is whoever fits my description of a normie, i.e not me
>>60119706
Stop reminding me I have to go to work soon haha
>that wageslave feel
>shoot me
>>60119608
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/60103444/#60104386
Yes yes, you posted all this in /brit/ earlier today
ah yes
>>60119637
*facepalms*
fuuuuuuuuck
>>60119683
good post
>>60119451
Did a bit of garden work, replaced a few fittings in the bathroom. Productive day.
>>60119700
If you aren't a normie you must be sub normal - a late developer, or abnormal - a person with clinical development problems.
>>60119077
I dunno, I'm so confused by my life as of late.
I've been hanging out with this girl since March and we haven't kissed or anything yet but then we are both introverted. However she's staying at my house soon and she invited me to stay at her place in July- she even emphasized the fact that her parents will be away.
Is it a thing these days where people have no touching until the "Netflix and chill" happens?
Does anyone else look at thicc women and think that they're genuinely 'not man enough' for them? I'm 23 and I look like a weird skeleton boy-thing. 99% of girls I see on the street and posted online are naturally filled out with juicy thighs and arms. The only girls who share my body type are those with anorexia and eating disorders but I don't actually have an eating disorder myself.
If I had sex with a normal woman it would be like having sex with a twig-man for her compared to the normal men I see who are bulky and filled-out, even if they aren't fit.
>>60119748
I created the normie meme tbf it's only fair that I define it
>>60119814
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>>60119608
contacting swedish marxist authorities as we speak, you better be using a proxy la
>>60119823
Post wrist
>>60119823
nah.
>>60119823
Squats & oats niqqa
Got to eat big to get big.
>>60119823
eat more
watching spongebob
>>60119823
Eat more then, or optionally start lifting
>>60119823
I'm pretty big desu
not really fat but tall and work out
getting my daily dose of h3h3productions lads
>>60119882
You asked for this; you wanted this.
Hot fresh meme-jazz coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbF3StGHMUk
reddit is leaking again:
>>60119911
got a sunburn lads lmao
>>60119911
Leafy clone
>>60119944
need a colour pic to see sunburn m8
Your shawty on my wood wood :P
But it ain't no problem cuz we smoking om tha good good :D
>>60119957
leafy is the unfunniest cunt out
he's really just not funny
>>60119997
duuuuuude weed¬
>>60119916
Fingers are a bit weird lookin', but your wrist isn't naturally skinny, so you just need to eat and workout.
You're the lad that posted the other week?
>>60120017
U wanna hit that shit nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-vESvpzbs
http://www.2eros.com/beach-shorts/all-beach-shorts/s01-icon-shorts-tiger
cop these lads?
Lads if I upgrade my old laptop to windows 10 can I do a completely clean install?
It runs like shit and I'm sure it's because it's bogged down with years of crap, I just wanna get rid of it all and start afresh.
>>60119823
I used to be really thin and I was into really thin model type girls. When I started lifting my fantasies changed. I went from being submissive to looking at girls and fantasising about picking them up and taking them against a wall or something. The type of girl I find attractive has changed as well. I still like really thin girls but now I appreciate t&a as well.
>>60120129
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>>60120007
I know
Pyro is miles better
Made a motorbike lads haha
>>60120007
>implying h3h3 is any better
>>60120111
>It runs like shit and I'm sure it's because it's bogged down with years of crap, I just wanna get rid of it all and start afresh.
Post this on /g/ for me and let us know how it turns out lol
Would like a gf but I have no idea what I, a 24 year old manboy with no hobbies or interests or goals or achievements or qualities could offer a 24 year old woman that probably has a career, a flat, a car and a wide network of friends and family.
Really makes me think.
>>60119911
he was good up till a year ago
he just barfs up the same stale humor and calls it his memes and makes the occasional drama queen video to spike his views
>>60120111
Yes you can
Might go Subway
>12" Italian BMT on hearty italian please boss
Glad to see my gimmick has fully taken off
>>60119814
you sound gay
>hanging out with a girl
>not shagging
lol
>>60120164
>>60120156
all of them are fucking reddit tier
fuck off to reddit if you are defending any of these plebs
>>60120175
who is jack daniels?
>>60120220
Pleb sandwich, but it's also what I get.
Post salad & sauce
>Why yes I do go on /g/, 'tis a fine board and not an autistic Reddit shithole in the slightest
Expect several new Poleaboo pics to be posted 5/6 hours from now
personal 10/10
>>60120038
>You're the lad that posted the other week?
Yeah I'm here every day.
Really makes you think
>>60120220
Nice. What sauce? If you say chipotle, we're subros.
>>60120183
What do you do though?
Do you have a job?
I'm 22 and unemployed but I have a gf who is a police officer. She likes me for who I am and doesn't seem too arsed
>>60120220
literally me
I alternate between bmt and spicy italian, sometimes the special if I'm feeling a bit rich
>>60120252
never tried chipotle on it, sounds weird
might give it a go
>>60120220
>boss
fuck off paki scum
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>60120235
>Experiential Business Director at Starcom MediaVest Group
>Executive Vice President at AATCC
>President at EastBridge Strategic Sourcing
Top 3 linkedin results. Mustbe some american thing we wouldn't know about
>>60120250
hairy cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLdHLN2dhNY
>>60120183
Women are insecure and have low self esteem. Just offer them a bit of attention m8.
Ah yes, there is nothing quite like the satisfaction I feel from running into a girl from secondary school and finding out she is now a single mum
haha!
>>60120250
Fuck off this isn't anything to be insecure about.
>>60120286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVdtcUberVw&index=7&list=RDnPbE5u7vpaE
>tfw no gf to serenade me as i shitpost
>>60120253
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>he's uncut
>>60120239
Olives, Sweetcorn, lettuce
Sauce varies desu; Honey Mustard, Chipotle SW or Ranch.
>>60120281
>not calling your taxi drivers and shopkeepers bossman
Rorke
>go to the pub for 1 (one) pint
>everyone decides they want to go out
>now going out
umm students??
are we posting hands lads
Less gorillas more Cambodian goddess
/g/ stands for /generals/
>>60120321
I legitimately wouldn't be able to handle a thicc woman.
>>60120358
really miss this
Soon...
>>60120251
it's funny because it was actually a black kid. blacks are extremely delusional
>>60120280
>never tried chipotle on it, sounds weird
It's what I get and is really nice. Although I call it southwest because the first time I tried to say chipotle I got it wrong and the guy gave me that look they give noobs who pick tuna & sweetcorn or some shit.
>>60120347
>olives
>sweetcorn
Damn shame that.
>>60120257
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>60120253
>police officer
please tell me she pegs you or at least rides cowgirl
>>60120251
Quite amused at the idea of the dindunuffin crowd comparing an ape to negroids
>>60120304
Who's the father
just had a decent sesh on Civ V lads, first time I've played a game seriously for about 2 months
proud of myself
>>60120365
nice pair of trotters oink oink
>>60120289
>>60120235
Good bait
>I carry a strong anti-German sentiment
>>60120365
holy fucking shit
are you an ogre?
think i should mention the war and all the dead jew gold shipped to swizterland by the nazis to this swiss girl im seeing tomorrow?
could be banterous.
stuck in the days
feel like i'm riding a wave
>>60120451
Fuck off nazi
>>60120365
alri yao ming
>>60120482
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something about women in towels
maybe it's because they're vunerable
>>60120451
is it just me or does he look cross-eyed from the thumbnail?
>>60120482
do you live in the actual city or are you that turkish mug
>>60120468
>filename
>you
Stop being new. Also fuck off while you're at it you yank fuck.
i am black and i have always live in a white country
yet i have never been with a white girl
i'm proud of myself
euugh think I dropped over two hunna on going out this weekend
bow-legged yank boipuss
>Northern Ireland Secretary is supporting Leave
I see a re-shuffle on the cards
Really need to stop drinking
No idea how, fuck life sober
>>60120526
no to both
>>60120535
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though I don't partake in it myself, I approve of FONTposting
the normans have to be kept in check
i will never intermingle with a white girl
death to race traitors
>>60120561
she ain't thick fa︃m
>>60120537
>pooethern direland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>>60120557
It's alright sometimes but when Cornwilly used to absolutely spam it it just ruined the thread
>>60120553
>dating a swiss girl
why
Fuck the Swiss
Power should be delegated, not centralised
>>60120582
FUCKING
W E W
E
W E W
>>60120605
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Power should be centralised, not delegated
>>60120608
whats wrong with them?
whos the thiccest girl you have ever seen?
>>60120605
>used to
He's literally spammed and ruined this thread
wish I was a pilot
wouldn't even mind if I didn't get paid
fuck off
hands off our women you white bastards!
>>60120658
improved the thread tbqh
>>60120653
your mum
>Tell us a bit about yourself anon
>>60120653
you're mum lmao
>>60120653
yer mam
>>60120709
well, my name is Monica and I began transitioning about a week ago
>>60120709
Oh what a shite fucking post couldn't you think of anything original you snivelling fucking wanker
>>60120736
aalborg
>>60120653
Your maternal parent
>>60120709
y-y-you too...ha ha...
race mixing should be punishable by death
>>60120709
I honestly hold conversation better with women than I do with men.
Wish it was the other way around
>>60120709
>I'm a champion minge diver
>>60120772
for once sweden's right
>>60120653
yer da on a friday in Tuhiki
do a new one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5JH89Vcbpo
very progressive advert
>>60120744
>about a week ago
*schmurda dances*
>>60120709
I am a literal autist
>Been watching Brooklyn Nine Nine
>Most attractive actress is Argentinian
Dunno how to feel about this lads.
>>60120778
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>>60120707
>>60120711
>>60120736
>>60120763
jokes on you
debating putting niggers in a concentration camp and gassing them to death
>>60120709
I'm a memer through and through haha.
>>60120874
go away donald
>>60120709
im just a 19 year old manbaby who plays video games all day and whines when mommy doesnt get my food done fast enough
>>60120228
We've only ever hung out with eachother outside. This will be the first time we've been to one of our homes
>>60120902
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>>60120780
black and thack
i just arrived in london for work and so far i've read everywhere i'm not supposed to put pic, date of birth/sex/whatever allows me to be chosen over someone else for racial/age/appearance reasons, however some friends of mine do completely the opposite and get calls from everywhere, which way is the best?
i know i could just send both out and see what gets me most contacts but i'd like to not miss on some potentially good places just because i sent the wrong cv format, what do?
