Blacks are bro tier edition
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
>>60103464
/thread
>>60103464
w2c swedish boffo
>>60103444
>implying I'm going to commit crime
M8, I'll leave that to your refugees.
our nige
>>60103475
I love that word
doesn't get used enough
going for a tesco meal deal lunch
not going for a tesco meal deal lunch
it really warms my cockles
>when shitskins say they're english or scottish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ZpPvWLv0A
*3rd eye widens*
ahah
>sunny day
>every old person in a mile radius emerges from their homes with an array of lawnmowers and garden power tools for cutting their hedges and shit
gee I sure do love the sound of high-pitched metal spinning at 10,000RPM wafting through the air all afternoon
>You just don't understand the readers, do you, eh? He's the bloke you see in the pub, a right old fascist, wants to send the wogs back, buy his poxy council house, he's afraid of the unions, afraid of the Russians, hates the queers and the weirdos and drug dealers. He doesn't want to hear about that stuff (serious news).[6]
>raceposters literally have the IQ of a sun reader in 1990
aahhh yes it all fits perfectly
>Poleaboo hasn't been arrested for that Rosy shit
haha
Get fucked
>>60103580
>when whites try to act black
what's that Hatsune Miku song that goes
>da-deep da da, da dibby dobby dee, aka shing dang ling a bicka bing bang boo
?
>>60103603
when should they do it then you fucking nincompoop
>>60103580
Haven't seen my neighbours, the boomer couple at all today. Apart from lunch they haven't made their way back into the belverdere or into the garden.
Obviously they are tied up hunting for their next house.
>/brit/ got outclassed by a genderfluid paki
Does it get any lower than this?
Me this morning
>>60103604
What a tenuous connection at best
>>60103593
true eyedrops for ur third eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MitZ-C0tgQ
>>60103614
I'm starting to doubt what went on in that curiouscat shit
I was told there was rape threats and stuff and then someone said it was just a lad threatening to suicide
brb doin the road
>>60103646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af84ASGmMHQ
>>60103668
>the shitskin can click on a picture of a man wearing a hat
nice lad
>>60103698
>>60103698
>literally a whole days work
>before breakfast
breakfast at 6pm more like the daft bint
>>60103698
1/14
>>60103705
Basically a lot of /brit/ NEETs started making rape threats to a girl then claiming they were poleaboo and should get turned in.
Genius right?
>>60103721
YES
thanks!
https://2995c29805bc62632246266798940ee013527468.googledrive.com/host/0B31ASET0VYFvWjE5SEtwZWZmbjg/chara.swf
Make yourself as an anime lads
>>60103768
Pretty sure police will look at IPs, not whether you said you were called "poleaboo"'
let's say i'm coming over to London for a weekend, what's the easiest way to fuck some chav-sluts?
>>60103805
not clicking this virus
>hopsin
>>60103614
is Rosy the communist twitter sket?
>>60103813
cite a few quran verses
it'll really get em wet
ELLLLLL ESSSSSS DEEEEE ???
>>60103813
take the first train to manchester
>>60103813
just be yourself
>>60103813
4 cans of Carlsberg should do it
playing this song at an outrageous volume to wake up some sheeple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnuSsM7tRw
>>60103813
got a date with a swiss girl tomorrow.
what impresses swiss girls?
shes from a tiny village in the mountains apparently
>>60103822
good post
>>60103464
>>60103485
will literally murder any of you cunts
>>60103874
m8 i hate blacks and muslims and all but you're just coming across as a weirdo
I heard you will give back hongkong to china, gibraltar to spain and malvinas to argentina after brexit is that true?
>>60103928
We already gave Hong Kong back to China
why do so many blacks talk so distinctively, but then you get the odd one who sounds exactly like a white man? it's very odd
>>60103813
I know you
youre the programmer turbonormie who met up with the other swiss anon at the bar
>>60103928
we already gave hongkong back to china u mong
allah gu brath
gona see how long it takes for the flagmaster to fix 'Nothumberland'.
>>60103880
>what impresses swiss girls?
just be a funny and charming guy.
we already got everything, so there's no material things with which you could impress us.
>>60103954
you're a fucking weirdo mate
why dont you fuck off to the nordic general or whatever, nobody wants you here and 90% of your posts get ignored
>>60103961
can't speak for the second one but black people do generally have physiologically different vocal tracts which give them a distinct timbre
>>60103799
T. Stormfag.
>>60103809
Really they won't
They're fucking awful
>>60103826
Yeah, lad
>>60103996
you're ruining that tripfag swede's reputation. he'll never shut up about it now
Metaphysics is more important than physics
>>60104004
>just be a funny and charming guy.
>>60103972
i'm not Daniel. but i also work in IT yes.
are you a former /cp/ visitor?
Might finally go for a kip lads
>>60104040
Why?
>>60103996
>that tiling
what the fuck
>>60104068
ukip, perhaps?
Rachel Riley is my waifu tbqh lads
>>60104048
is spain going to let catalonia be independent?
>>60104051
c what
not involved mate
>>60103841
>>60103867
>>60103868
>>60103873
guys seriously, can i just walk into the next club and easily pick one up to schlob my knob back at the hotel? do i have to pay them a drink or two? or are they already fucked up when i'm rolling in at midnight?
>>60103961
Where I live all the black guys used to speak like locals but not as much anymore.
Might close /brit/ and never return.
>>60104084
u kip if you want to, this lady's not for kipping
just took a fat poo
Reminder if you have a child with a half black girl the kid can come out 100% black.
Me on the right
>>60104131
bye
>>60104134
terrific post lad
reckon nobody will want to be a janitor soon
>>60104123
british girls are notoriously easy
as long as you're not a sperg you'll do fine, dont worry about it
>>60104139
on your bed?
fuckin hell mate
>>60104107
/int/cp - culture pals
not what you were thinking dude.
but now i'm wondering from where you know that:
> met up with the other swiss anon at the bar
>>60104150
Ye or they could out 100% white
>>60104123
get some drinks in them
say your cousin is roger federer or something
bang, you're in
>>60104184
can't remember, I was watching some thread and I saw you two talking
>going to be in a room at uni without an ensuite next year
Any tips on planning a fool-proof piss bottle disposal system?
>street view random place in switzerland
>see this
vote in boys, I'm moving here tomorrow
Really want lunch but there's not much here and everywhere out is still serving breakfast.
Why do bad things happen to good people, lads?
Me on the left
>>60103602
fucking rough
just got back from the gym, looks like sweden is still going for it
>>60104207
>>60104181
post hand
just woke up
Just got fuckibg ID'd at morrisons for a pizza cutter.
Yanks are right to make jokes about us.
>>60104290
Christ somebody kick Zombie some blow he's forgotten who he is
>>60103698
where does having a wank fall into this?
>>60104364
>go to buy pizza cutter
>shop is blocked by black lives matter protestors
>Yes, if you don't like this country, you can leave anytime
>>60104173
>>60104208
sounds easy as fuck
>>60104212
alright, probably was a culture pals thread in that case.
>>60104265
top kek, you actually took the city i live in and only a few blocks away from me.
working on a top priority business project
>>60104386
his wife's children look good though
>>60103684
t. genderfluid paki
Working on a person-passion project before I have a bowl of cheerios
>>60104409
does all of switzerland look like that?
looks like europe: the country
>>60103805
I am the cutest anime
>>60104469
why do you hate /brit/ so much ?
Just curious.
>>60104265
went to zurich last year, feels like manchester but alot cleaner
>>60104384
>*plow right through them*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hosMejZZfo4
London is definitely a BM/WF breeding ground.
Poleaboos sister if getting something from KFC
I would like something too but it's too many calories
Having mummy make make me a microwaveable pizza instead
>>60103805
what is that virus
>Why I decided to give up my life in London and become a goat in Switzerland: Jobless Brit lives among mountain animals and creates prosthetics so he is just like them
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3612748/Why-decided-life-London-goat-Switzerland.html
>>60104508
fairly sure he does it on /lat/ as well
>>60104500
yeah, i would say the majority of places looks like that in the cities. if you go more onto the countryside then you will also have more "one-familiy-houses" or however you call that in english.
>>60104534
Ah yes, microwaved pizza, nice and healthy.
>>60104501
lol what percentage are single and living off the state
look at how they live lads
britain must have gone wrong at one point
>>60104579
I see.
Keep up the good work !
>>60104542
Question is, will he get raped by muslims if he moves back to Britain now that the goats have accepted him
>>60104594
Don't reply to it. Thanks.
>>60104610
Comfy as fuck.
>>60104630
>swiss """""banter"""""
>>60104594
It's less calories or at least cheaper
wonder why we attract the biggest autists
i'm just a kiid
i i i i i'm just a kid
i i i i i'm just a kid
what do you get in a tesco meal deal lunch
>>60104630
>Question is, will he get raped by muslims if he moves back to Britain now that the goats have accepted him
>>60104632
I'll do as I please, runt.
>>60104647
It's an unhealthy mess while your chubby arse needs to lose weight.
>>60104610
we went wrong when we decided to let the government build houses
can't find a single bad street apart from the ethnic commieblocks which still look nicer than britain
me waiting for the famous british banter
>>60104667
tune
Dad's just moved out.
He started crying.
Mum said she was crying all of yesterday.
Wahey haha.
>>60104676
hoisin duck wrap, cheese & onion mccoys, oasis citrus punch
>>60104676
Selected sandwich or wrap (the chicken fajitas are nice), selected snack (warning: the bags of crisps have barely any crisps in them) and a selected drink (these are normally decent drinks, Coke 500ml etc) all for £3.
>>60104715
ah yes, can't wait to get married
>>60104667
everyday is a nightmare
>>60104693
I'll be fine as long as I count the calories
The KFC box meal had like 1000 calories
This is not a country this is paradise
How do I become a refugee?
>>60104699
switzerland is a really nice country, probably the only european country I'd like to live in desu.
>>60104748
Don't think I want to get married desu.
This whole ordeal with my parents shows that being autismo isn't such a bad thing.
My dad was in tears telling me how sorry he was, I went on /brit/ and laughed at some memes.
>>60104685
depends, how much money do you have ?
>>60104699
Switzerland is a utopia mate everyone knows that
good luck getting in without 12 PhDs and £3bn in cash though
Thoughts?
>>60104827
>good luck getting in without 12 PhDs and £3bn in cash though
precisely why it's a utopia
>>60104827
I'll just disguise myself as an Albanian Muslim and they'll be begging to let me in
>>60104777
Vote stay, hope for the win and then go to any country you like in Europe and just settle down. Maybe a few years later apply for citizenship if you like it. If leave wins you have to do it the other way around and apply first then move there with all the paperwork stamped and paid for in advance.
>>60104827
its like 20% albanian though, how did they get in?
>Students at American universities are demanding that all grades below C are abolished so students can devote more time to "activism".
>They are also demanding they get paid minimum wage for protesting.
When did uni stop being a place of learning?
we live in the age of the radical centrist
>>60104864
switzerland isn't in the EU you melt, there's no free movement
>>60104833
Bullshit
Citizen Khan said on the show that he wants to LEAVE because the Poles are stealing all the jobs meant for Pakistanis
>>60104833
David Brent would be awkwardly in the middle.
>>60104885
What radical centrists are there in British politics?
>>60104869
two snuck in and bred like rabbits
>>60104827
>>60104843
if you want the easy way just marry a swiss qt.
and while you guys are still EU it isn't really difficult for you. you're way more fucked if you want to come here and are from a non-EU country.
>>60104873
source ?
who /stockpilingcocacolabeforethesugartax/ here?
>Three Days, 700 Deaths on Mediterranean as Migrant Crisis Flares
dear oh dear.
>>60104921
m8 i cant even get laid, how the fuck am I meant to get married?
>>60104873
students demand a lot of things, its the nature of treating teenagers as adults - they feel they have an instant right to what others have fought for/against for years and they usually feel that a vote amongst themselves is binding upon the population at large.
>>60104890
schengen area
>>60104890
oops thought that was Austrialia, my bad
>>60104921
>marry a swiss qt
are you available? :3 x
>Work again tomorrow
KILL ME
going to marry an albanian and live in a swiss mountain
enjoy britain
>>60104950
if recent events are anything to go by I think it's a stretch to say US students are treated like adults
>>60104949
come one mate, if i manage to pull a foreign qt then you can too!
>>60104934
not going to the beach this year desu
https://youtu.be/ovUGFmF0MF4
>>60104931
sugar tax black market when
selling freddos without tax you'd make a fortune
>>60104982
i'm sorry to let you down, my dear, but i'm already taken.
need to make a deposit at the bank lads are they open now
>>60105003
I know it's not as difficult as I think it is in my head but low self esteem is a powerful drug
just booked a week's trip to ireland because i've never been
just going on my own
dont really know wtf I did that for
Poleaboo is fucking off back to /sp/
That was my original home and it will be my home general again
Fuck you cunts
Still gonna crosspost here though
Remember lostboy.exe, lads
Haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
brb lads just off to figure out these feels
>>60105043
and yet you're planning on playing away when you come to England
tut tut
>>60105110
meet up with are kev
>>60105031
i wanted a picture of a mountain of freddos for my reply but found this instead, the source.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_Minisfreddo
>>60103444
Not even memeing. All of the reasons Black people have the highest statistics is linked to racism.
Fucking Janny fell asleep wanking again.
>>60105079
just go to interpals and look for a swiss qt wanting to improve her english and you're all set.
>>60105110
it's the irish posters on /brit/, we're all being paid by the IDA to shitpost here and promote ireland
go anywhere but dublin
need a twink to bully lads
>>60105123
the one in the car is simply brilliant
probably my favourite video of the year
>>60105160
i doubt anyone in Switzerland needs to improve their English.
Get ya willys out lads
>>60105165
i chose county cork because my grandad who died before I was born lived there
and I sort of know a couple of guys there because I went to amsterdam with them
but we havent spoken in at least a year
>>60105186
YOU'RE FUCKED HAHA
>>60105137
didn't think anyone would still remember that. don't worry, i was just shitposting back then. i would never cheat on my ukrainian qt. :3
>>60105112
will report you there as well
>>60104500
It actually does
Switzerland is literally the best country in the world
>people who think they went to a good uni when they went anywhere but Oxbridge
>>60105178
you would be surprised at how bad the english of a lot of swiss people is. I'm not only talking about the older generation also the young ones are mostly at a B1 when it comes good.
at the risk of being called new and having my sexuality called into question
who the fuck is poleaboo and why are you fucks constantly talking about him
What the FUQQQQQQ
Like 10 flies in my room lads.
>>60105171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
BART ON THE ROAD
>>60105216
Well Cork's alright, some nice things to see in Cork and Kerry, Limerick's a shithole, you could go west and see the cliffs of moher and shit
>>60105276
literally fuck off newcunt
>>60105253
+ guns
would love to live there haha
do you guys have a bit of a hard-on for Switzerland? why is that?
>>60104579
>Moves to fucking London
>Complains about people who aren't white
Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Just move to Cornwall or something. You'll not see a black person for months.
>>60105260
to be fair shes a wog or something
>>60105260
>This autism
>>60105274
>was a disgusting b1 before i came to spain
>taking the test today
>fucked up everything else so i have to take this properly and get a good mark
wew
>>60105273
>he went to university
>he doesn't Expand His Mind through personal reflection in his specially designed Thought Cellar
laughing
do I have to pay for the Amazon thing when Top Gear comes out?
how do they expect decent figures when its like £80 a week for amazon prime
>>60105310
stop giving him attention dickhead
he's a sperg
Why are Guardian readers such fucking annoying poofs lads? These are unironically comments on an article about Mars making a close approach to Earth tonight.
>When Leave lose, they can achieve their isolationist nirvana by jumping ship from Earth to Mars.
>Surprised Donald Trump didn't make a claim for a wall to be erected around Earth.
>I'm seek of these Martians constantly threatening our borders. Only when President Trump builds his wall around the planet will we be safe from this red menace trying to steal our atmosphere.
>Bloody Martians coming down here stealing our cows and lowering property prices with their bloody crop circles making us like foreigners with their mind control devices.
>>60105279
*bzzzzz*
just like to be near you :3
>>60105273
>People who think they went to a good uni when they didn't go to an ivory league uni in the states
>>60104849
Why do you have so many pictures of black people?
>>60105307
I went to interlaken when I was 15 on a school trip and it was one of the best weeks of my life 2bh
>>60105186
Busted, haha.
>>60105307
qtest german accent
browsing 'chon n 'ddit
>>60105307
post-1914 architecture ruined britain permanently
you realise your country is literal perfection?
>>60103909
his oneitis liked a black guy thats my guess as to why he is up here acting like this
>>60105362
dont you have a bunch of interracial gay porn on your computer? bit of a fruitcate aren't you lad?
what's her name /brit/
>Chloe
>>60105260
The fuck, you just follow this couple or something? Lucky you didn't get knocked out.
>>60105347
>ivory league
thoughts lads?
>>60105410
Zalgor of the Fifth Eye
>tfw you'll never sit on the summit of a Swiss mountain with your gf, listening to this as a gentle breeze blows in the purple sunset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
Need a bf desu
Captcha: 666
had a box of heroes
only the creme egg and fudge is left though
just watched the ninth season of peep show then realised its the last one ever. Sad 2bh, was a funny show.
>ivory league
>>60105410
max ;w;
i wanna smell his feet tbqh
>>60105410
Delicious
>>60105431
i doubt it, probably just a self-hating cuck judging by your flag
>>60105410
Muhammad Khaltar Akhberi III
>>60105390
That doesn't answer the question.
>>60105437
bit gay
Quit 4chan
And I can't stress that hard enough. The negativity, elitism, edginess and contrarianism here will slowly warp your reality and make you a social autist. To the point where digging yourself out of the asocial event horizon would be pretty much impossible.
Trust me, whatever laughs you get out of here, they're not worth it at all.
>>60105466
>You will NEVER be Swiss
Why even live?
>>60105437
m'lady
>>>60105429
Adorable. A nice example that 3D traps/trannies will never be a 10th as good as 2D.
>>60105479
why you still here?
>>60105486
Swiss people are boring af.
I love willies and mens bumholes
>>60105422
>man didn't go to a Rustlers group uni
>>60105479
or you can just post in satirical generals involving nothing but post-post ironic memes
>>60105519
gay
>>60105491
wew idk about that one lad
if you could limit JF posting in /brit/ threads, what countries should we allow in? I'd say
Denmark
Australia
New Zilland
Oireland
can't decide on the last one, maybe france. although i think on the whole they are bad posters on /int/ the ones that post in here seem to be alright
>>60105486
Literally looks like its trapped in 1700 or something
how do they do it
>>60105486
Being Swiss wouldn't make you that rich.
