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shiplass edition
>JF OP
then i park my car
then i fuck your bitch
hi how are you
kpop desu lads
>>60106393
nice
Me and my gf
Reckon I'll smack you runts around a bit today
the gf
really need to find a new game to play
maisie
>>60106393
CARA HAS BEEN IN LIVERPOOL AND I DIDN'T TOUCHER HER LEGS FUCK
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
really enjoy porn with flat chested women 3bh. what does that say about me?
my sister
Want to install some blinds on my kitchen door but I haven't got a drill. Think sticky hooks will do the job?
plans for the rest of the day lads?
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean Girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60106549
you're a sagittarius
>>60106466
big fan tbqh
>>60106549
you were breast fed too much as a baby
>>60106518
i don't even know where japan is you cunt
>>60106518
>YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
no i don't. projecting much?
>All the people across the world having fun and doing cool things
>I'm returning to my shit office job tomorrow
should I just kill myself?
>>60106555
ban assault balloons
>>60106582
wouldnt that give him the opposite fetish
mutiny at BBC???
>>60106555
What even happened? Doesn't look like it hit her eye.
it's broken britain
>>60106623
she's literally crying
I'm a real badass. you wouldn't want to cross me irl I'm telling you
>attractive enough to match with attractive girls on tinder
>not attractive enough for them to respond to me
>mediocre girls that I'd still fuck are too intimidated and we don't match
this is fucked
was watching that documentary about stone age britain with that long haired jock from coast, he was going on about different types of stone at stonehenge and that
mental
>>60106663
bit timid that one
>>60106706
mad that
Who /OxfordMethod/ here?
>>60106688
Your neurotypical problems are fascinating
>ruslad hasn't uploaded a video in a week
reckon he finally topped himself from loneliness
just had some scrambled eggs on toast
fried off some spring onions in butter before adding the egg mix
was nice
Who /OxfordComma/ here?
>>60106800
yes
>>60106793
nobody cares mate
Lads I've forgotten my SteamID and yesterday I went on an internet cleaning spree and permanently deleted like 6 email accounts. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
>>60106822
aside from you i guess
sneezing like a cunt
gonna make a doctors appointment
>>60106800
Yes, I too, am known to use the "Oxford Comma."
>>60106828
why would you have so many emails?
>Marcus Rashford is on £20,000 a week at 18 years old
>I'm on £278 a week at 23
bloody disgrace
We kpop here?
>>60106872
christ, why are they so ugly?
got a runny nose
gonna make a doctors appointment
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH
ORH-ORH
ORH-ORH
ORH-ORH
>>60106870
he probably does illegal things and watches very degenerate porn that requires a login to access
>twenty (20) minutes of the new episode of GoT is devoted to Sam the cuck and his wife's son
>>60106885
*chiki cha*
>>60106872
now he doesn't have to prove himself any more
He'll probably be loaned out next season and we'll never hear from him again
ayo janny where is you
>>60106870
I don't know it's just a bad habbit. I also fucked up because I wanted to cancel a magazine subscription and guess what? You have to confirm it by email when your final issue comes out.
>>60106924
he really is a dismal cunt. Need to off him ASAP.
>>60106785
:(
quite enjoy his videos in a weird way
>>60106950
might actually do a cheeky screenshot of this post and save it for when he lifts the champions league trophy with barcelona in 6 years
>>60106872
when did ASAP Rocky start playing football
just realised i have barely any friends
Janny doing god's work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOMkl3ApTK0
>>60106963
that is a violation of US law
No gf lads
>>60106924
fucking hate that storyline
>>60106964
he tries
>>60107009
I haven't talked to any of my so called "Friends" in almost a month now, the cunts.
>>60107054
>11 mins to cook peas
mmmm
lost my virginity to a 6/10 39 year old housewife when I was 17 and I have no regrets
Hi
Please respond
janny on the right
>I'll call him butthurt
>that will cause me to win the argument!
FOR FREE
>>60107126
>gif
fuck off
I made some french toast...I think I did it wrong
>>60107098
How was it?
janny taking this swedecuck to school
good lad
is this the real life
Me on drums and vox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SobE7eNz-No
>>60107145
reminds me of this absolute classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g
real talk though rachel riley is pretty fit
had a dream about the oneitus again lads
She didn't say much
>>60107145
At least you tried to be multicultural
>>60107162
was good, my enduring memory is her making me an egg and cress sandwich afterwards, not like a reward but just cuz I said I was hungry
>>60107239
Spooky skellington tbqf
>>60107256
It's just eggy bread. French food is overrated. It's just British food with poncy names.
>>60107145
love french toast 2bh
>>60106885
I posted this earlier but I didn't know where she was from
is she from one of the groups?
>the Alt-Right
>>60107384
the so called alt right
![[CBM]_Cowboy_Bebop_-_Session_13_-_Jupiter_Jazz_Part_II_[720p]_[91293F92].mkv_snapshot_00.09_[2016.05.30_15.08.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xIFelgI.jpg "[CBM] Cowboy Bebop - Session 13 - Jupiter Jazz Part II [720p] [91293F92].mkv snapshot 00.09 [2016.05.30 15.08.16]")
Okay 3, 2 ,1 let's jam
>>60107300
>not calling it filppingbitches
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350202
tbqh lads
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27gTrPPAyk
>>60107239
ah yes
life is extremely boring when you have no friends/gf
time for a cheeky line of special K
>>60107422
Where's the "I have no idea as I'm not a fucking normie piece of shit" option?
something like a phenomenon (baby)
telling your body to come along
>>60107512
bad lad
>>60107499
get a gf
How do I become a good Christian?
>>60107422
fuck off
>Where's the "I have no idea as I'm not a fucking normie piece of shit" option?
>>60107568
Read The God Delusion
>>60107546
tried and failed
>>60107513
FOAF
>>60107568
tried and failed
>>60107239
yeah but Susie has that librarian milf aesthetic
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350481
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350481
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350481
Cocker spaniels are the master race of dogs. Any other breed is inferior
>>60107662
Yeah, she's also a major qt.
me (feat. the lads)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hcbsb5yffk
>>60107512
Extremely good lad
>>60107691
t. Nigel Tittlington
Does /brit/ like Filipinos?
>4th largest immigrant group
>1st in acquiring British Citizenship
Why are they such bros?
>>60107739
REEEEEEEEEE
>>60107662
>>60107726
she's ugly but qt at the same time
how does she do it
>>60107755
they're Christian
Duke of Edinburgh to pop his clogs soon desu
>>60107724
Border Collie is objectively the best dog breed
>>60107755
fuck off dominguex
>>60107784
she's not ugly in the slightest you cretin
>>60107755
Also the most powerful race on earth
>>60107849
mate
she looks like a moray eel
>>60107784
Adorably geeky and genuinely so.
She's not ugly though.
seem someone on another board saying "alri lads", shall I try and make contact with him
Need to find a hot cougar sugarmomma with big titties and a landing strip to suck me off and buy me things 2bh
>>60107755
My best friend is Filipino. They're like orcs or tyranids. They seem like one giant hivemind.
delumo, craven, fatcam
once fingered rachel riley outside a pub in devizes
glad i dont get hay fever
seems like a right annoying bastard
>>60107918
all part of my multi-faceted gimmick persona
>>60107830
this
>>60107929
Fuck off Chad
me & the gf (now fiancée)
>>60107913
>They seem like one giant hivemind.
most Asian nations are like that. Very collectivist.
its a big reason why there isn't much innovation from that area of the world (Japan excluded)
Just watched the latest episode of the so called game of thrones (gaesh)
Maisie really is fucking ugly isn't she
we could've done without world war one I think
overall it didn't help matters, if anything it made things worse
going to go shower x
>>60108010
get me a cornetto la
>>60107998
bit racist
CHAAAAAAAAAAAPS CHAAAAAAPS
>>60107994
>proposing in a club
>on a night called 'skint mondays'
great
>>60108023
lel
>>60106785
>ruslad
Just watched his chocolate video, if he's Russian, why is the price sticker in euro?
>>60107933
its like having grit in both eyes and paper cuts inside your nose
just stick vaseline up your nostrils before you go out running around the park.
>>60108004
>streaming
>>60107830
HAHAHHAHA oh wow
>boarder collie owners actually believe this
Cocker spaniel is 100 X superior
>>60107994
cambodian POWs in the back
>>60107929
>devizes
should have said Southend
>live in an all white very middle class suburb
>family of pakis just moved into one house and they stand out like a sore thumb
>>60108029
las chupas jajajaa
>>60108066
SOUTHEND MENTIONED
>>60107994
>marrying that fucking nose
jesus
anyone else read like 3 or 4 pages of a book a day and then when you get to about 75% of the way through just pick it up and power through it till the end?
it's the only way I can read books now
look at this fucking dog
i really really like this picture
>>60108037
he lives in ireland
his recent videos are all about tech and stuff, don't know why
he has a whole vlog where he just walks through the streets and records random peoples cats
>>60108068
Just wait till their cousins and whatnot buy the houses next door
>>60108049
"no"
What the fuck is this cuck shit on this Leave campaign mailshot I've just been sent?
Are disinfo agents working for them?
whoever one of you made that awful thread on /ck/ reveal yourself so i can slap you
>>60108092
Just read about an hour a day, unless I'm not really enjoying it then I'll just read half an hour or so
>>60108068
have you met them?
Latest GoT was fucking SHIT
Reckon women who have had their ovaries removed would be more likely to go for my plan 2bh
They might want somebody to take care of and all that + no babies have wrecked that shit on their way out. Gonna start looking through support groups until I find a winner, then all I have to do is win her love with dick and attention.
>why yes i do just LOVE a good book
need a gf or a good friend that I can take to various national trust sites (have a membership)
>>60108048
>Being a torrent pleb
>Not using streamlord
Kys
>you will never be conscripted to fight for you country post-war
>you will never fight communism in malaya, korea, and africa during the cold-war
Feels bad, man.
Room smells of dead rodents
Thread smells of dead runts
>>60108209
You think the pain will go away when you get a friend or a gf but it won't.
>>60108209
this is the sweetest post I have read in a long time
Just got permission to put a kettle in my cuck shed lads.
>>60108226
You should leave the Falklands then
>>60108161
Reminder that this is an extract from an official leave leaflet
Just back from Monaco lads
I'm a broken man
>>60108282
blast from the past
>>60108251
I just want someone to look at leaflets and eat a modest packed lunch on a bench with
pro-eu = mentally ill
>that video of the one RA lad fighting off 5 Antifa queers
one day our time will come and we will be able to smash in the face of some antifa runts desu
>this is the sweetest post I have read in a long time
Just back from Iceland lads
I'm a broken man
>>60108282
>going abroad
FONT
BILLIONAIRE
RASHEED
>>60108097
cute
anit-eu = genuinley retarded
>>60108161
>Free trade with the whole world
Nah you're alright, literally globalism on steroids
Just got a Ford Mondeo lads.
I'm a broken man.
>>60108268
it's all a cover to divert the 'racism' claims
>>60108323
I didn't think these could get to me anymore but there you go
Most liberals in the US are genuinely mentally ill criminals of one sort or another
The only reason I keep breathing is to see the qt girl in work.
Reckon if she has a boyfriend I'll Rodge the place up
>>60108309
rurke
>>60108308
>>60108209
go to that meetups website and look for hiking and stuff
going to have a big spring clean of my hard drive lads x
pro-eu = muslim
>>60108323
>you'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're bothering someone
>wake up
>remember the crushing loneliness
ah yes, almost forgot for a moment there! hahaha
>>60108311
ikr up the ra haha
what's your favourite pop lads?
i think cherry coke for me
Yes those well known Muslim immigrants from Eastern Europe
New girl at work waves her hands around like she's fucking conducting an orchestra when she talks, already a cunt
fucking hate dutch posters
>Number of UK landlords rises to 1.75 million
reeee
>>60108209
>(have a membership)
know a grill that likes castles and that
they do exist
gonna eat a pepperoni lmao
>>60108193
Only illiterate Rasheeds don't read you cunt.
>>60108092
Nah I don't do that m80. I read at speedy but constant pace. So what you reading atm? I'm on my second reading of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
>>60108323
>You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive
What did he mean by this?
>>60108447
Ting
>>60108470
nice
>>60108447
cherryade, mirinda and 7UP are amazing
vanilla coke is by far the worst thing I've tried in my life
Yes those well known British people from Eastern Europe
>>60108390
if you're gonna end it at least do something cool like stab piers morgan
>finish a 11 hour shift at midnight
>start another 11 hour shift at 11am the next day
haha! such is life as a chimney sweeper boy!
>>60108473
where can I find them?
>>60108442
>find someone who doesn't mind spending time with you
>constantly feel as though you're wasting their time and that they don't really want to be there
>look at a post through the reply on my own post
>delighted to see that that post has one reply
>check it out
>it's my reply
Lads I think I'm a fruit cake t b h
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
>>60108490
he means that you'll never show someone how much you want to give them time, affection etc even though you don't know how to accept it from them
>>60108563
fuck off
fuck right off
>>60108447
Stopped drinking soda for the most part but I'll make an exception for this stuff
>>60108502
>vanilla coke is "insert any negative word"
Fuck off limey
need a natalia gf
Ah yes, bennies day
My favourite day of the week
>>60108447
Bitter Lemon master race rolling through here, back the fuck up.
gorgeous day
I'm here on my pc
>>60108546
dunno
met her at uni tbqh
>>60108105
and is he confirmed a /int/ poster?
>>60108563
>d-daddy :(
I've not seen him in just over a year now lads.
>get a gf
>the initial happiness quickly transforms into nerutoricism
>can't eat or sleep properly because I'm scared she's with someone else or talking to someone else
>end up suffocating the relationship and she leaves me
aaaaaAAAAAAaaAAAHHHHHH yesssss, the old pattern
>>60108607
it's fucking shit you malevolent yank bellend
Reckon it would be banter sniffing a fat line of charlie at this time lads
showers a bit cold
>>60108390
Really dislike the fact that I have the same name as this runt
Dead weird thinking back about how I used to be a smelly metal autismo bong smoker and now I'm just a really normal cool guy, kinda wish I didn't be so aspie for those 15-20 years of my life but alas
>>60108671
irish plumbing
>>60108640
ah yes, what plebs drink to seem classy
>>60108650
yeah apparently he came to /brit/ once
>>60108653
why lad, he joined the choir invisible?
>>60108447
Don't drink fizzy drinks like at all.
>>60108709
Do one Denmark, I drink it because it's delicious.
>you will never become a /brit/ meme, a subject of its scorne
Feels good t b h lads.
>>60108105
>he has a whole vlog where he just walks through the streets and records random peoples cats
alri
>>60108447
dr pepper or m&s florida orange
HE WUZ A GOOD BOY
HE DINDU NUFFIN
Fresh meme here lads, get on it!
>>60108808
Me except I enjoy it
did you get any reply to your janitor interview?
>>60108664
t. Nigel "Muhammad" Bender
>>60108801
miss you
>>60108751
No, he just makes no effort to keep in touch. Last time I saw him was my birthday last year (March) and I told him that I needed his number but he forgot to give it to me at the end of the day.
He still has my number though.
>>60108840
t. Chad 'Rorke' Yankensteinberg
lost more money in the ol online poker
need to stop gambling
>>60108831
>doing exactly what he wanted
>>60108831
>936x216
>that resolution with that size box
>that crisp rendering
apple have truly perfected it
>>60108824
How do you even hold someone accountablbe for killing a gorilla? It's a fucking gorilla.
>>60108835
yes
I look forward to working with you in the future
>>60108808
>Showering in the afternoon
Do people really do this? I thought it was just a meme.
Lmao, I played this dumb Ausposter like a fiddle.
Everything is going according to plan.
>>60108835
>janitor interview
>MADRID (AP) — Gibraltar could find its access to the single European market blocked by a hostile Spanish government if the United Kingdom were to vote to leave the European Union in a referendum next month, the chief minister of the tiny British territory on Spain's southwestern tip said Sunday.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/gibraltar-fears-border-spain-could-close-uk-quits-150206021.html?nhp=1
>>60108853
fuck him then pal
>>60108933
I meant I will never become an actual meme like Kev, with you autists obsessing over every single detail of my life.
Poleaboo is gonna go watch some more One Piece now
Spent 5 hours watching it yesterday
>>60108746
Remy is my waifu, delet this disrespectful image.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350685
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350685
http://www.strawpoll.me/10350685
^^ POEL %%%
>>60108985
does the average dago care about Gibraltar?
>>60109020
remy boyz 1738
>>60109013
thought you were getting arrested
i fuckin hate virgins
I thought of something that could be a kinda cool term:
Instead of saying 'Your shitty little car' you'd say 'Your rainy little car' because rain is bad.
What do you think? I think it could catch on.
>>60108991
Eh, I sometimes consider it but tbf he is a druggie and suffers some mental delusions. Can't be too hard on him.
>>60109013
Didnt you go full blown tranny?
>>60108985
remember visiting gibraltar on a puss and going over that runway
nice place
I fucking hate Americunts.
>>60109041
what the rain is a fluffer?
>>60109088
>on a puss
what
Do you get random boners anymore?
>>60109053
Sounds pretty rude
odds i bring dogs for a walk
evens i continue doing nothing
NEW THREAD
>>60109079
>>60109079
>>60109079
>>60109020
Reckon you'll have to take that up with Kev now
>>60109112
ask your dad lad
>>60109125
Yes, all the time
>>60109050
>>60109074
fill me in on the latest lads, last I heard he was a tranny, has a new story arc started?
Poleaboo is ban evading
>>60109013
>>60109104
I raining hate amerirains*
>>60109125
occasionally in the car or bus especially when I need to pee
>>60109112
Someone who works in porn and keeps the actors dick hard on set.
>>60109161
I've no idea, i heard he stalked some girls, went full tranny and posted pics and was getting arrested.
>>60109074
No, haven't gotten there yet but I do consider myself trans female
>>60109161
/brit/ sent Rosy rape threats and blamed me
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/60075579/#q60076998
>>60108662
iktf
>>60108824
>shoot a gorilla with a tranq gun while it's holding a baby
ya brilliant idea
who gives a fuck it's a gorilla
Zoos shouldn't even be a thing honestly.
>>60108824
it's a shame they had to kill it really due to bad parenting, but it was the only option at the time.
honestly think the parents should pay reparations to the zoo
this lad is talking shit about you
>>60112025
>>60112025
>>60112025
>>60112025
when can we nuke the roaches
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36413097
