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makes u think huh edition
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cara
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WALES
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YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.

Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
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alri
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>>60109079
raining good thread mate
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>>60109173
factually incorrect, I find the oriental races quite disgusting
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>>60109173
LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN
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don't like my attitude?

call 1800-000-FOY
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>>60109173
yes i do
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janny won't like this one bit
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>tfw there are people in Britain who can afford Tropicana and Innocent juice

wish I was a tory
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is it polite to get an erection on a nudist beach?
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>>60109079
The entire continent of Africa below the Sahara is run on white countries charity, white peoples governments or Chinese business.
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>>60109213
L L A N F I H A N G E L Y C R E U D D Y N
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>>60109209
Do not call this number, it is a trap
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>>60109242
cute post x
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Literal ladbible copypaste general
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Huh....wow
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>>60109251
it's impolite not to
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Just two lads having a shower nothing gay about it haha.
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>>60109242
i like the rain
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>>60109275
ban this sick filth
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>>60109242
This idea is rainy
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>>60109209
should be 11 digits there m8 that number won't work
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>>60109274
Is that false though?
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>>60109230
ring a ding ding its the jan man
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THIS POLL IS FIRE!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10350726

http://www.strawpoll.me/10350726
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>>60109242
your pooey little post
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>>60109309
what the rain
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Why are you lads bullying janny again?
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>>60109251
Dunno but if I'm going to walk around with my cock out it should be in peak condition for aesthetic purposes
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>>60109074
No, haven't gotten there yet but I do consider myself trans female

>>60109161
/brit/ sent Rosy rape and death threats and blamed me
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>>60109251
if you don't get a stiffy you won't be able to compete with the other men on the beach so it's more of a requirement desu
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>>60109266
i only pay attention to croatian posts when they have pictures of black qts attached tbqh
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>>60109274
really makes u think
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just found my gf on tiner lads, absolutely heartbroken

why would she do this to me
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ah yes
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Lads is there "reverse traps?" As in, porn where at first it looks like a man, but it's revealed to actually be a woman.
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>>60109338
In that case good fucking luck. The NHS is shite, slow and will treat you like a non-human.
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>>60109274
Should hunt down that author and burn their house down 2bh

Not like they paid for it anyway
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>>60109336
what else have we got in our lives besides petty squabbles
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>>60109342
>>60109337
reckon i should aim for a permanent semi
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>>60109323
LIKE MY MIXTAPE LMAOOOOO
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>>60109363
Yes
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>>60109364
it's the tories
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>>60109356
>&donkeys
wew
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>>60109360
fucking kek

J U S T
U
S
T
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>>60109356
I unironically would
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>>60109363
now theres a business idea i could get behind
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>>60109408
BRUH
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>>60109356
Aww bit sad t b h. She kinda looks like a fat Rosamund Pike.
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>>60109394
Yea then you could still whip it around a little bit to attract attention
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f07njqym-eE
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>>60109383
(You)s
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>>60109363
It's called an ftm
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going fishing today lads haha xx
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>>60109274
me in the middle
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>>60109356
>2 relationships
That's more than me reeeeeeeee
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Do you like the English countryside? Well sorry you racist twats we need to build some more slums there for Jamal and Muhammed.
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Mad that fat people could just eat less food and not be fat yet they treat it like they can't change it lmao
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We kpop?
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>>60109487
muh genetics
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>>60109456
she's a qt Tbh

would probably wife and live in Cornwall by the coast with 1 small waggy woof :)
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very good
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>>60109487
muh Thyroid
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>>60109456
>clarse
dropped
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>>60109487
yeah

still doesn't excuse the use of the word 'mad' to refer to anything other than insane
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>>60109523
Lol!
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>>60109482
You on about the green belt?

Most of it is privately owned and can't be used by the public

Golf courses and intensive farming make up the majority, it's literally there just to stop urban sprawl which doesn't work as London just started expanding outside of it
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*drives past your house playing loud music*
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goal car
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>>60109511
sure why not
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>>60109487
appetite expands with conditioning and then the waistline follows

mostly it's down to poor parenting and nutrition.
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>>60109482
what does the countryside have? grass? oh wow, put down some astro turf, sorted

what do Jamal and Muhammad bring? ummm, trade? ethnic takeaways? we need them
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Re: '''''''''Vloggers'''''''''

How are these people not shamed publicly? It's unbridled narcissism. They're mentally ill.
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>half of last night's episode on that cuck chucklefuck sam and his wife's son


STILL no naked Dormer this season
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>>60109482
>his country doesn't speak a meme language that keeps the non-whites at bay
lmao unlucky lads looks like based cymru wins again
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>>60109553
Good day Reddit
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>>60109482
>private land owners shouldn't be able to build whatever buildings they want on their own land
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>>60109482
Who are you and who gave you planning permission? Or is this a little skit you made up to tell us your opinion?
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>>60109360
What a fucking walking disaster

I'd give my left nut to ship these weird cunts out of here
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wow... stay woke
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>>60109523
W-what?
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>>60109567
*keys it in ASDA carpark*

waheyy
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>child falls into the gorilla enclosure

>don't shoot the gorilla
>gorilla kills the child
>get slaughtered for letting a child die

>shoot the gorilla
>get slaughtered for letting a gorilla die

you can't win lads
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>>60109588
century of the self la
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>>60109567
my gf on the right
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>>60109618
govment trine kill us......... stay woke bros and sis
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>>60109591
Whole episode was shit and nothing really happened.

I've been watching the old episodes and you can really see how slow season 6 is compared to previous.
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>>60109567
thats a very expensive fedora sir.
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ah yes we should all pay sky-high rents so a few suburban twats can look at some grass occasionally
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>>60109659
HE DIDNT

HE COULD NOT HAVE
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might throw on a british proxy to increase my (You) count
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>>60109687
>>60109618
This is actually the only true facebook gimmick
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>>60109618
this is literally true
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>>60109705
>renting
who cares about poor people?
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>>60109705
ah yes we should remove the green belt and let developers in until all visual amenity that attracted said developers in the first place is gone
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opening my third nipple
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>>60109649
>Use tranq gun
>Everyone survives
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>Hey I'm Grump
>I'm Not So Grump
>AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS

:)
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>Having misaligned chakras

kek
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>>60109731
here is a (You) to stop you soiling the good name of the United Kingdom with your JF nonsense
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opening my third lager of the day
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>>60109659

why even bother posting this fake tweet?

trump doesn't give a shit about an irrelevant marxist movement
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>>60109763
don't they take a while to work
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Gimmicks you are glad died.

>Third Eye Posting.
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a girl literally said to me yesterday:

"I hope you're not a conservative!"

ummm newsflash sweetie :) x
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Ah yes we should throw away our history and culture and import millions of Africans and Muslims to earn a few shekels
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>>60109356
amazing how she still manages to get relationships and matches while a guy would die a virgin with that profile
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>>60109763
Takes several minutes with a gorilla and it could spaz out. Not sure why they didn't just ask for the child back, gorillas are well known for their polite demeanour.
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>>60109364
Well he is a non human so that is appropriate
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Don't reply to his posts.
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>>60109791
good post
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not so sure about this gimmick of calling memes gimmicks
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>>60109821
>immigration somehow erases history
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how can you throw away history like wtf it's already happened lol
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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really makes U thinke
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>>60109840
not sure why this post tickled me as much as it did, please remove it
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>>60109875
Literally does
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>>60109815
Stay blinkered.
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>>60109585
Yeah we really do need 20 more takeaways serving shit food with 1 star health ratings, they really do brighten our culture
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someone scramble me some eggs
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>>60109895
Not the Nine O'Clock News did this joke about 40 years ago with Maggie Thatcher
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>>60109456
I'd clarse her arse
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#GorillaLivesMatter
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>>60109941
*makes poached eggs for you*

lmao, get fucked.
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moon goddess guide my steps
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>>60109949
would like you to delete this racist post please
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>>60109791
Slow start eh
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Third eye is currently woke b
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>>60109649
Yea that whole situation went shit the moment the kid got into the exhibit.

Obviously the gorilla didn't want to kill the 4 year old or he would have been dead. Was reading that the way it was dragging him around was actually how they get their own young out of dangerous situations and with all the screaming and yelling going on it was probably confused and concerned.

That being said, that's a toddler not a young gorilla and that shit looked like it hurt. Lucky it didn't break his legs or spine.

>>60109763
On an animal that large a tranquilizer is going to take several minutes to kick in enough to drop it. It's also very likely to freak the gorilla out, which is really not good if it's already confused and holding a 4 year old kid. Had they tried to tranq it, the gorilla likely would have bugged out and torn that kid to pieces (literally) in front of everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8HCZR9aEuY

That kid's parents should be held accountable for the entire situation. How the fuck do you let that happen?
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BLOODY
BOOMERS
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>>60109949
Just watched the new chimp out movies.
Not impressed.
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>>60109976
where's the hollandaise?
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Anyone watch that new top gear last night? I thought it was utter shit.
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#PedoLivesMatter
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morning lads just woke up

sad to see you're all apparently still alive but oh well beggars can't be choosers
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GDP per capita ($)
Liechtenstein 89,400
Isle of Man 83,100
Monaco 78,700
San Marino 62,100
Jersey 57,000
UK: 41,200
EU: 36,700
Too small?
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>>60109989

check out the gorilla expert over here guys.
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got another bunch of matches on tinder but I can't be bothered to go through the effort required to get a shag off of any of them.
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>>60110010
>Chris "Oh my god I love America!!!! Why is Britain so shit???? Oh my god I love you LeBlanc!!!!!!! America!!!!!!" Evans
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>>60110010
that's an original opinion
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good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Werkmnf-NJU
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me on the fence

https://youtu.be/lIfcvC3e3KY
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>>60110010
Yes, we watched it whilst posting on here about how shit it was

Catch up hun
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>>60109169
bit lewd
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>>60109944
okay gramps
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>>60110016

>pedo

fuck off yank
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Ha ha the Gorilla probably recognised the kid because it was black.
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>>60110025
>not being an expert in anything at all

I like animals m8 what's wrong with that?
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doing a cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so4dRQilhN8
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>>60109274

Pretty sure Mongols are no. 1 in terms of pure slaughter. And even than, white people slaughered mostly other white people.
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>>60110060
Well i was busy being fucked last night so didn't have the chance to watch it live or shitpost on brit
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>Philippines still named after a foreign countries king
>Numerous nations sill have the Union Jack on their flags

Fucking cucks, all of them.
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Islamophobes BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s57kPS_gjM
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the gf and you?
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>>60110025
>american
>gorilla expert

checks out
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Thanks for posting these You Tube videos, I'll be sure to watch them
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>>60110093

you know fuck all about gorillas mate. just stop.
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>>60110116
too tall.
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>>60110116
yeh im there but my gf isn't
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Really Makes U Think.., .
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>>60110138
So where'd you get your zoology degree from bitch?

fuck outta here
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*pumps yer maw*
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>>60110116
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>Pride parade yesterday
>Fags out in force blocking up roads wearing revealing fetish clothing.

Ah yes this is the perfect way to gain acceptance.
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need a gf to sit with me at night and watch my shit programmes and laugh at my shit jokes
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Here's what's going to happen concerning the new Top Gear:

>Season 1 - Everyone hates it
>Season 2 - Most people come to accept it except for people like you
>Season 3 - The new Top Gear will just be considered another fact of life
>Season 4 and beyond - While never reaching the popularity of the original, it will still be very much valuable to the BBC
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trolled my lil bro hard kek
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>>60110215
Again m8, just being a fact of life doesn't get you viewers
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OI OI

http://www.strawpoll.me/10350927

http://www.strawpoll.me/10350927
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>>60110204
They already have acceptance m8; they're protected from discrimination and gay marriage is legal

Pride is just an excuse to skive off work and do 90s club drugs
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>>60110204
Ah yes an opinion post, the perfect way gain acceptance in this secret club
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>>60110245

>here's
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Just watched a game of English football.

ALMOST saw a goal!
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>>60110255
They've not gained my acceptance yet.
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>>60110215
nah itll drop off
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>tfw the pengting you were linking breaks things off and it turns out you caught more feelings than you originally thought

why is this hurting me so much lads

i was just about to lose my virginity too
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Lads I'm moving to London soon from Cardiff. Londonfags, would you answer a couple of my question?

>Will I ever see any famous people?
>Will I ever meet qt Jap and Korean girls?
>What's the Roleplaying scene like?
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>>60110255
>have acceptance
>90% of people hate t people and think are freaks
Top acceptance lad
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>not a single white person to be seen

really hate the racist police
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>>60110231
haha did you fuck his tight bp with no lube again haha?
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>>60110188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Wish I was 14 again and drinking 20/20 in a park
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>>60110273
How dear you!
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how the fuck do neets do it all day?
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>>60110292
give up kid
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>>60109456
wew is she pro-brexit+somewhat-nationalist??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05kR-hMvZ7M
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Did a drawing
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>>60110317
>Luton Carnival

bet that has some real history to it
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>>60110313
1. maybe
2. unlikely
3. hahaha
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>>60110292
Well you being such an important social asset to the gay community, that must hurt them deep inside.

>>60110314
90% of 4chan users maybe
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>>60110287
More exciting than most soccer games then
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in or out?
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>>60110243
Again m80, nor does it make you less popular. In no way is the Amazon show going to be more popular, it wont have the branding or international infrastructure to compete with the new Top Gear, no matter how shit it is.

>>60110307
No, it wont.
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>>60110347
t. triggered batty boy
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>>60110333
Become a janny
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>>60109169
she has a willy hiding there somewhere i know it
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>>60110387
shake it all about
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>>60110387
i choose both
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>>60110366
Fuck off Dane twat.
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>>60110394
Amazon gear has the trio. That's all the publicity it needs. It'll stomp new gear into the dirt.
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>>60110394
>amazon
>no branding or international infrastructure
lmao
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Ah yes modern """"art""""
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>>60109169
you've literally been doing this for over 2 years

reevaluate your life
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>put in jail because your t-shirt has the wrong arrangement of ink molecules

ah yes
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>>60110394
They're only taking most of the fanbase of one of the world's most popular shows with them.

I'm surprised they bothered to keep making Top Gear, it's not the same show anymore.
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>>60110409
silly billy, you are the batty boy. That's why it annoys you so much, someone else is performing your dreams. You can get what you wish for though, its not embarrassing, lots of people are gay nowadays.
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>>60110112
ah yes, the president of the NUS, who is anti-Semitic and has triggered the wide use of referendums in universities over our continued membership of the NUS

very impressive
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brits in csgo are massive faggots
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>>60110311
>>tfw the pengting you were linking breaks things off and it turns out you caught more feelings than you originally thought
iktf except i broke it off
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>>60110508
muh 96
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>>60110443
oops i triggered this larper ahahahahah
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>>60110172
but the baby was black?
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>>60110524
>The referendum entitled “Should the University of Nottingham Students’ Union continue to be affiliated to NUS” will run from 9am on Wednesday 1st June to 12 noon on Thursday 9th June.

wahey
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>>60110526
csgo is for massive faggots, its the Justin Beiber of games.
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>>60110524
oy vey
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I envy the dead
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>>60110481
t. didn't get it
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>>60110569
the baby was white you idiot
have you even bothered to watch the video
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>If you hate gays you're gay yourself

Ah yes impressive """"analogy""""
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>>60110609
t. emperors new clothes
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>>60110585
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really relate to this
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>>60110481
what's it called?

average student's bedroom?
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>>60110594
I made this OC for the first bonuses thread on /tv/ and it only got one (You)
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>>60110609
t. missed the point
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>i envy the dead
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>>60110481
Contemporary art is just dogshit

Hitler burned 4000 pieces of """"""modern""""" """""""art"""""""""" thankfully
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>>60110614
ah yes, pure blooded aryan boy
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>>60110730
racist
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>>60110702
The stuff that Hitler burned may have been quite good desu. There were good artists working during the time of the Weimar Republic.
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The minute the baby alien bursts out of John Hurt's stomach is always the moment I lose interest in this film. Why? Because it is here that class issues are displaced by the struggle against the one enemy, the alien. Parker stops complaining about bonuses (class issues) and focuses on killing the killer monster. But this displacement is, in reality, more dangerous to Parker and Brett than the alien. Recall 9/11. It came down to the same thing. The anti-capitalist globalization movement (WTO) was displaced by the war on terror (WTC). I bring this up because as class tensions increase in our moment, the post-neoliberal moment, the moment when market ideology is in a state of crisis, it's important to ask who would benefit the most from an alien something, before the eyes of everyone, bursting out of the nervous guts/conditions of our times?
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jeremy kyle really needs to consider getting a third chair
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*launches fl studio*
ah yes revision is in full swing
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>>60110758
get BTFO mate
chat shit get banged
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>>60110791
and summin for on the end of it
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Been getting 6 hours sleep a night the last 7 months, can't be good for life or work

Gonna change
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>Why yes I will indeed move into a £1000 a month tiny one bedroom flat in a paki shithole in between 2 mosques instead of staying in my parents big comfy 3 bedroom house for the sole purpose of gaining a tiny bit of street cred when I tell people I have my own place
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very hungry but just brushed my teeth

bad feel
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Might call a sex chat line and have an expensive wank desu
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very modern and progressive painting
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>>60110840
My mum's house isn't comfy at all though. It smells like dog piss and houses my psychotic mother.
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this woman is perfect

she's pro-english and pro-brexit

such a qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR7iNeqVJ_4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAWp-vofDd8
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>>60110849
call Babestation or Studio66 so we can watch
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>ah yes, i know nothing about modern art but i still feel my opinion on it has value
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>>60110840
I'm not allowed to go home, parents want nothing to do with me.
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>>60110888
yeah, the red symbolises blood whilst the blue symbolises a flowing river, its an artistic portrayal of Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech
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>>60110888
But it's an important commentary on India la
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>>60110888
Heh it's a little red dragon with blue fire coming out of his mouth
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please bully me
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>>60110854
/r/gonewildaudio
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>>60110840

>living in London

lol why?
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>>60110972
post pics you slag
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Worried I might actually be too sexy for my shirt.
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>>60110973
But I want to talk to the slag on the other end not just listen to her.
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>>60110972
*bullies you*
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truly inspiring
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>>60110972
>tfw no subby croat bf to hurt
;w;
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>>60111023

WHEN
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>>60111023
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wonderful
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Lads, call 02034762993 (it's a standard rate number) and tell me which slag I should have a phone wank with
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>>60109173
spent a year in japan and can tell you that's false
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>>60111056
>he doesn't get it

Uncultured ape
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>mfw waking up to a Korean girl and she has no makeup on
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Shagged an 8/10 Dutch girl in Krakow lads.

She made the cutest yelping noise when she came haha.
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>>60110539
Not a larper lad. Also I was more triggered by the fact you said I wont meet Japs.
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>>60111023
that's a tasty slice in the pink
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>>60111111
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>>60111111
o shit waddup!
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>>60111111
nice numbers lad
noice meme aswell
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>>60110888
>TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
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>>60111119
>she
>came

haha what??
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>contemporary art happened to emerge in the 1950s

merely a coincidence
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>>60111111
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>>60111056
Beautiful desu, just look at the dancers
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>>60111120
never saw that many east asians in london

many more south asians
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>>60110854
that reminds me, i still have some condoms in my drawer

might have a posh wank
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Is getting a smartphone + dating apps like Tinder and such a good way to practice talking to girls?
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>>60111111
Wew
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>>60111171
TIME TO RAISE MY APM
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If I'm upgrading my licence from provisional to full, I don't need to send in a new pic, right?
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>>60111111
ffs
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>>60111023
cracking arse on that
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>>60111173
had an orgasm desu
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>>60111111
british women confirmed top tier
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>>60111226
yeah
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>>60111108
just so you know, sex line workers hate their jobs and the one you get will resent you
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>>60111111
she is perfect
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>>60111266
went to aachen once
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>>60111023
me in the hat
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>>60111111
good post
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Lads, I'm being honest here when I say that I remember almost fuck all from ages <16. No teachers, no happy memories, no events, no games I played. Please tell me that reminiscing to childhood is just a movie meme.
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>>60111246
no, but they take your provisional from you
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>>60111119
The correct term for a female dog is 'bitch', not 'girl'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_S-p_zctQ
me on the left
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>>60111303
reminiscing to childhood is just a movie meme.
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PSFFWSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*cracks open a can of Tesco™ Diet Cola*

*enjoys a cool, refreshing, carbonated zero-calorie beverage on this hot summer's evening for only 23p*
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>>60111303
Only memory I have from before the year of 20 is eating a box of after-eights during a lightning storm
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>>60109479
having a giggle at that mate
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/brit/ is x10 slower when I'm not posting
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just thought up a joke:

I tried to wank but nothing came of it

Hows that eh?

If i think up anymore today ill be sure to post them
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>>60111111
anime
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>>60111313
is this supposed to be music
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>>60111246
they should have taken your provisional when you passed
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>>60111341
*deposits 2p into your Paypal*
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>>60111303
honestly I can't remember all my teenage feelings
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>>60111341
*Hands you an x-ray printout*
I'm sorry sir you have 200 kidney stones
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>>60111303
i remember stuff that happened but I think I unconsciously blocked out the names of people from school who left at 16 because they are horrible
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>>60111309
>>60111384
Cheers. And they offered, but I move next week so my address wouldn't match the provisional so I have to send it off myself.
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>>60111311
People who go out of their way to call female dog's "bitches" really annoy me. It's like they relish every opportunity to use the word bitch without 'getting in trouble'. Everyone knows bitch isn't a socially acceptable word and even if it is the correct term for a female dog, it's more polite to not drop the bitch bomb in conversation.
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hmmmmmm
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is it possible to die of sexual frustration
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women are nuts
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lads
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This is a 10/10 is the UK
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did sara delete her twitter ?
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feeling somewhat moribund
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>>60111111
/brit/ again damn
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>>60111432
Pipe down bitch
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>>60111432
maybe they are into greyhound racing
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>>60111436
yes
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>>60111340
Thanks, I truly thought that there was something wrong with me.

>>60111359
The only memory I have is playing some LoTR vidya with a blood nose.

>>60111391
Same here. But I can remember remembering it feeling not all that good.

>>60111414
Eh they weren't horrible but I've still forgotten most names, even some very close friends.
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>>60111463
i can assure you that it isn't
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*drops the bitch bomb*
heh take that normie cunts
>>
>>60111404
The link between fizzy drinks and kidney stones only applies to those drinks sweetened with sugar. Naturally, since I like to look after myself, I only drink carbonated beverage that use harmless artificial sweeteners which carry absolutely no increased risk of kidney stones as well as keeping my waistline tight and muscular.
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my favourite song of the month lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter0p_iyIxk
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>>60111506
name a hotter chick
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>>60111491
i'm dying
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>>60111466
seems so

apparently that poleboo cunt sent her rape threats
>>
*receives my punishment for telling lies*

at least is was done to reassure a sad man
>>
really hate you all
>>
>>60111111
Lads, you need to import more asian sperm, those genes need rejuvenation.
>>
take my bladder to the toilet

ta'
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>>60111466
new handle
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson
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>>60111551
lauren?
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>>60111478
epic breaking bad reference, my friend. By any chance do you happen to know when the narwhals bacon?
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>>60111555
be there at 9pm
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>>60111023
christ i want to punch that idiot
>>
LEGIMITELY smoking a BIG BOWL of WEED lads
>>
hmmmm what do you lads think of saras bf?
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>>60111555
nice digits lad
>>
finger's getting calloused haha
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>>60111274
Good.
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>Turn on video game
>Play for half an hour
>Turn off video game
>Go back to shitposting on /brit/

Wtf is happening to me?
>>
fucks sake mum found my cum shoe
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>>60111598
jawohl, mein Führer
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>>60111662
depression
>>
any velvet jacket recs?

need to impress the gf
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>>60111573
this appears to be her bf
https://twitter.com/TomHammond6
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>>60110112
>amateur bakers and footballers contribute to society
ah yes
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>>60111616
can we cuddle while high?
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>>60111711
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>>60111463
10/10 anywhere tbqh

Her chest is heavenly
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>The alt right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U30mpVHADE0
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what if john lennon had been called john lemon? that would've caused an upset and no mistake
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ah yes
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once fingered sara outside a pub in southend
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Somehow managed to go back to the old thread. Refreshed for a couple of minutes wondering why no one was posting.
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>>60111784
>already ticking the remain box

seems a bit biased, nah?
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Is EE the best network? They seem awfully expensive.
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>>60111811
HAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE SADMAN
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Nothing like a fresh Monster Energy Drink® to get you energised for the day

And it only costs £1 as well!
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>>60111863
ye that's what vote leave are pissed off about
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>>60111800
funny because she was with my that weekend
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nothing exists
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>>60111111
Witnessed.
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changing my name to riley sticka
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>>60111864

i like 3

very good sim only deals and they leave me the fuck only. no emails, no phone calls, no nothing.
>>
I'm bring back 'blooming heck' as an exclamation lads, spread the word
>>
How does it make /brit/ feel that the next generation will spell Aeroplane as Airplane?
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>>60111886
i know

sorry you had to find out like this la
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>>60111879
third eye status: same as me bollocks
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>>60111910
not on my watch
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>>60111901
post his notes about an all white hospital, always makes me laugh
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Wish I could still enjoy video games lads.

Really need a time eating distraction at this point in my life.
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>>60111904
i liked 3 until they put my price plan up
so i moved to ee and got the same deal

>>60111864
they're pretty good desu
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>>60111910
>Aeroplane
lol what retard spells it like that
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>>60111949
take up the fascinating pastime of alcoholism
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>>60111949
give me your console
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>>60111784
Every time someone brings up something like this don't people realise the problems with democracy?

If people are so stupid that this sways their opinion then why do we even have democracy?
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How does it make /brit/ feel that the next generation will spell Aero bubbles as Air bubbles?
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>>60111758
>How come niggers can dye their hair blonde and no one throws a fit? But as soon as I paint my face black and start ooga boogaing down the street, suddenly I be racist
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willy smells like semen
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>>60111970
intimidating flag
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>>60111981
Do you suggest a dictatorship?
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How does it make /brit/ feel that the next generation will spell Aero as Air
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>>60111949
stamp collecting
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>>60111982
why? the name hasnt changed
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>>60111970
I already smoke weed practically everyday and do acid every weekend.

Drinking alcohol alone just makes me feel worse than I already do.
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poleaboo should use his skills to access Rosy's and Sara's twitters lads
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>>60112061
>>60112061
>>60112061

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>>60112044
does anyone actually like aeros?
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>>60111696
been to prison twice
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>>60109989
Agreed holy shit, how do you let your kid get into the animal pen they are lucky he didnt try to take a swim in the allegator exhbit.
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>>60111111
good one
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>>60111616
phoning the law man right now
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>>60109523
>wife's sone
heh
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