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bank holiday edition
wank holiday
>>60101355
nonce
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60101355
she is cute
Hope you don't continue your shite conversations from the last thread
poop
>>60101392
are you sure mate
>>60101392
I think some Jap women do
lots of negative energy in the last thread lads, let's leave it there
>only black men are allowed to rap
>>60101416
raurke
*looks for an obscure social media icon picture to post*
>>60101355
Why are WOMEN so SLUTTY and then they COMPLAIN and YELL FOR HELP when I have SEX with them?
i am wank
>>60101450
Dan Bull is pretty decent
1p lsd any good lads
>>60101450
um yes? it's cultural appropriation
>>60101450
>the mum is the background enabling him
Good sleeps doggo
>the UK switched from recognising Taiwan as a country to recognising just China as a country
:(
>>60101392
the 2-dimensional ones do
>>60101408
yes
>>60101450
rap shouldn't exist tbqh
>>60101472
why are CHILDREN so ATTRACTED to me!
>>60101485
just do ket mate
>>60101485
not really
it's the tesco value crisps to LSD's walkers
pretty good visuals but it's just not as cerebral
Bank holidays were invented by the devil to stop people from being productive and to get people to be sloths
*scamper scamper scamper*
*squeeel*
Ha! Looks like my trap caught another runt!
>2016
>he isn't actively searching for a latina gf
who /unabletoformmeaningfulhumanconnections/ here?
>I have to look for an obscure social media icon picture to post
>>60101485
it's identical to LSD in my experience
stop fucking posting about it all the time and just take a tab you spacker
>>60101544
haha loser
>I ingest psychedelic drugs
>>60101553
how long does the high last though I have work tommorow
post shit doggos
Wow... a WHOLE DAY off work...
>rap shouldn't exist tbqh
>>60101571
4 kilometers
just come off a 4 day bender and honestly think i could go out again tonight pretty easily lads
Accidentally pink-eyed myself lmao
>>60101485
Feels literally exactly the same as LSD-25. The only differences are onset time + duration.
>tfw you lived during a time period where it was legal to buy LSD online over the clearnet within the law
>>60101575
>doggos
>shit
There are no shit doggo's
>>60101571
can't you do basic fucking research before taking a drug? come on mate
>>60101614
something looks really off about your head mate
WEW
>>60101614
How did you fart in your own eye m8?
>An Islamic State sleeper cell has plans to carry out attacks targeting English and Russian football fans at Euro 2016 during a match in Marseilles, data retrieved from the main Paris attacks suspect's laptop reveal, according to the Sun.
>>60101639
little ones that are like boney rats are pretty shite tbf
>>60101571
Can last up to 12+ hours. You'll be fine tomorrow but there's a very real possibility that you'll be feeling the effects for the rest of today.
>>60101663
>football fans
gosh what an incredible shame
>>60101663
>football fans
>french people
>muslims
and nothing of value was lost
>>60101663
bad idea pissing off Russia. they're not soft cunts like us and the rest of pansy Europe.
>>60101571
as long as you get some sleep you'll be fine. I wouldn't take it much later than 6pm though. you can't sleep for at least 6 hours after taking it
>>60101726
>union jack in the background is upside down
bloody disgrace
alri lads
ahaha
>>60101663
would they target Russia though as they might actually retaliate?
I understand why they would target us though, we would probably just apologise for it
>>60101683
>>60101728
think I'll lwait till the weekend and take it
is walking around the woods high on lsd alone a good idea
>>60101663
Great. Now I have to deal with racist white people complaining about terrorist attacks.
WEEEEW
Ballbag didn't survive the night
>>60101663
Islamic sleeper cells are going to be the final cause of the race war. Calling it now.
Should've leveled their region in the early 2000's.
remember the wombats?
doing a nostalgia to my year 9/10 indie boy phase
What will it take for people to actually accept there's a problem with Islam right now?
>>60101663
how fucking much was on that guys computer for them to only find that now
>>60101766
>though i had a reply
>its this cunt
>>60101719
>>60101754
you forgot they brought down a russian plane you fucking idiots
>>60101771
yes, not at night though.
Reminder Marseilles is literally 70% muslim or something so you can't just filter out beards
I work in retail how great is that
>>60101821
Some people would refuse to believe it even if it detonated right in front of them.
Just ignore those people, they're as naive as they come.
>>60101771
Walking around the woods with a mate, even if the mate is also on LSD, would be preferable. Obviously if you don't have mates then fair dues.
The key is being in an environment where you have nothing to fear. You can do it in your bedroom and have a good time if you know you are going to be completely undisturbed. But if for any reason you think "fuck, I am going to have to talk to [person] and they'll know I'm on something because of my eyes and because I'm being weird" then you will have a bad time. If you ignore this warning you WILL have a bad time.
If you are comfortable walking in the woods alone and wouldn't care about coming across someone who could potentially know you're high then that would be fine.
>>60101771
I'd probably start feeling self concious and a bit paranoid alone in the woods - especially if its your first time.
Best acid trips I ever had were snuggled up in bed with all the lights turned off and listening to music.
Have to be really comfortable in your environment so you can just lose yourself in the experience instead of having to worry about anything else.
>>60101663
don't be racist
>>60101827
it's 12:30pm on a Monday afternoon and you're angry on the internet
Going to Morrison's for lunch and dinner lads, what should I get?
>>60101879
this is mostly good advice but tripping alone is fine in my experience, i dont think you necessarily need a friend
not being disturbed IS a big one, but I would argue just walking past people wouldnt be enough to send you in a spiral. it's more if you're doing it at home and worrying that someone will walk in and actually talk to you
Gurning
you guys are gay haha
ANSWER MY TEXTS REEEEEEEEE
>>60101916
scotch eggs
YOU constantly obsess over Britain and British Girls.
British girls NEVER think of British Men.
>>60101916
chicken and sweetcorn
>>60101916
cornetto
just done a big fat revolution in the bog
Japanese women are Asian and therefore love, desire and were made for white, i.e. British, cock.
Going to the GF shop.
You lads want owt?
Gotta go find the hilo latino thread now that I've learned how to tell them "I shit in your milk, bitch!" in spanish
>>60101977
nah
>>60101766
ralph
>>60101977
petite freckled redhead please
>>60102001
make that two
>this literal giant american rock on top gear
imagine being that big and that strong
you would literally feel like a god, people would just be insects to you, imagine the confidence
>>60101876
smell my poo
>>60101991
*waits in anticipation*
>>60101976
Paki "men" are Asian and therefore love, desire and were made for white, i.e. British, cock.
>>60101977
yeh buy them all for me pls
Remember when the general consensus on the internet was that Sweden was like a paradise on Earth? Now it's the shitskin infested rape capital of Europe with rapidly declining living standards.
Business idea: Buy some pizzas from the supermarket and whack them in the oven whenever I get home pissed so I don't find myself drunkenly spending a fortune on fucking dominos all the time
>>60101977
yea, cornetto
Melancholy Hill is the best Gorillaz song Tbh
>>60102052
that's nice Rorke
Nothing more depressing than seeing a man in a suit, with a fancy watch, a beautiful wife, big house and a flashy car.
Like haha lad you worship your material items but I am free to do whatever I want within reason due to financial constraints but I can do things like sit in my room and use my parents wifi all day ahha you slave
>a fucking owl
>gf2016
>>60102052
>Remember when the general consensus on the internet was that Sweden was like a paradise on Earth? Now it's the shitskin infested rape capital of Europe with rapidly declining living standards.
>>60102046
Glad you know your place you little paki slut.
>>60102046
How long was your ban for poleaboo
Don't think it's been 24 hours yet even so you're 100% evading
>>60101766
all me
>>60101355
They bleed
They bleed from the wound that never heals
>>60102079
Don't even think I can compete with this post.
Thread is over for me. See you lads
>>60102079
wagecucks will never know the fulfilling and not emasculating in the slightest lifestyle of leeching off a loved one
>Gorillaz
Trap music is just rap music for asthmatics. Can't believe I keep hearing it on the radio. I really don't want it to make its way over here.
>>60102102
he's banned for a month for ban evading
report it and ignore it
>>60102046
>the state of /brit/
Rorke and Rasheed meters are off the chart tonight
>>60102152
>listening to FM radio waves
Pineal status: shriveled and decaying
>>60102194
one cannot exist without the other
made $20 on DAO since yesterday
Was expecting it to climb higher desu.
Will start climbing faster when the security problems are ironed out
*mashes the kill button*
>>60102194
>le sitting on the fence above it all man
>>60102151
rashid
>Hey I'm here for the interview.
New Top Gear was so bad I literally drove to Tesco to buy an Amazon TV box ready for the REAL Top Gear to air
>>60102092
don't do that
>>60102230
you know you could have just ordered one online and saved yourself the trip
>>60102184
heh go ahead kiddo ur ded
>>60102102
Poleaboos previous ban expired so there was no evasion, just janny throwing a fit
who /hasveryyellowteeth/ here?
Every time I go to the dentist I intend to ask him about whitening but I always pussy out. Also I can't really afford it.
>>60102220
What can I say?
I'm a radical centrist
>>60102230
Matt LeBlanc was the only good bit, surprisingly.
Forgot how much I can't stand Chris Evans.
JUST ANSWER MY F U C K I N G TEXTS
>>60102228
what interview? *extends hand* congratulations you've got the job
*pokes head out into hall of well dressed men*
sorry guys, positions been filled
>>60102228
>tfw he will probably get a job ahead of me
I've even unironically got turned down for a job because they gave it to a migrant. Not even memeing
Guys can't you just make your general on /b/ you're really shitting this board up.
r8 my breakfast lads
>>60102256
Where from though?
>>60102278
CONDU
>>60102325
Oh I dunno, Amazon?
>>60102297
>I've even unironically got turned down for a job because they gave it to a migrant. Not even memeing
anyone else for a cuppa?
>>60102301
MAMA THAT'S A FINE-A PIZZA
>>60102079
>>60102293
Nout wrong with blacks. They don't have a dangerous belief system that tags along for the ride.
End it
I have never seen a vagina.
>>60102340
oh no!
Black people!
>>60102362
this is a naughty thing to post anon
the gf
>>60102371
>blacks are bro tier
>>60102374
>Nout wrong with blacks. They don't have a dangerous belief system that tags along for the ride.
>>60102052
The u-turn the internet collectively took was hilarious. Feel bad for the Swedes. We built them up, just to knock them down.
>>60102376
christ my sister watches all these lot
that bird and her brother are fit tbf
that bird in the bottom left is atrocious though, somehow she was on Comedians in cars getting coffee and she was just awful
>>60102259
What was the reason specified on your ban yesterday?
>genuinely never used to notice race
>mfw realising how many people i've known for years and years are actually nonwhite
nice bit of Korean totty
is this the bird that always gets posted here from that group who drinks the sprite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_BqnGEe9tw
>>60102409
Black Brits are bros tho.. I don't understand the hate. They've integrated fine. There's a new generation of Somalis that aren't all that great, but they're few and far between. Basically confined entirely to small parts of London.
>>60102448
Wasn't banned yesterday
>>60102376
>Marcus Shocker! Bees Terrify Me!
Thoughts?
>let's go to the pub
>it's actually a bar
>>60102491
I agree desu
I think the proto-Rorkes just spent too much time on /pol/ and equate american blacks to british blacks
they really aren't the same breed
>>60102520
This hangover can bore off.
>>60102491
somalians aren't black though
>>60102376
is that a magazine about fucking youtube """"""celebes""""""
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdqS6iq_Dl8
Ahead of its time
>>60102258
I'm your worst nitemare
>>60102497
Yes you were, all your posts were wiped you liar.
never eating at a Burger King again
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
>>60102542
Could have fooled me, with their black skin and living in Africa.
me, bazza, gazza, dazza, deano, smith, smithy and the smithster going to yateses's tonight
w00t
need my willy sucked RIGHT NOW
*flops willy on table*
>>60102560
name of that song?
*ping*
ahh... that'll be the microwave
anyone for a 'waved runt?
>>60102490
No the one in the video is Tiffany, a yank.
>>60102558
Janny can delete posts but not ban, he keeps getting cucked by the mods
>>60102560
FUCK OFF HIPPIE BULLSHIT
>"let's go the the bar"
>it's an "irish pub"
>>60102612
I'll pass, but can you boil me up some water in the 'wave? could muder for an early grey
>>60102578
i can't describe it, they aren't black
they're just really dark arabs
made a balls of another job interview
>>60102594
>dazza
sounds like a lad
The most British comparion between two drugs:
>>60102560
They're like adorable souless fuck robots. Whenever I see them, I just feel bad for them.
>>60102555
lock your windows tonight...you have.....been warned
>They're like adorable souless fuck robots. Whenever I see them, I just feel bad for them.
>>60102655
haha us Brits ay?? us brits...
Reckon 8am is too early for whisky?
it's a holiday and all that
>>60102657
*puts an arm on your shoulder*
*points out to the horizon*
the wonderful, wonderful, music genre that is grime.
>>60102612
This gimmick is fucking stupid you cunt.
>>60102560
ANON PLEASE
I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THAT SONG
>>60102714
this
>>60102657
Created a bunch of music genres. Dubstep has its roots in Black British culture, so they've not just been contributing to British culture, they've gone international.
Grime is getting there too with some success in the states.
>>60102727
he'll never tell you but here it is https://youtu.be/ouoINUp2jqU
>>60102712
>grime
literal cancer, even rap has some good points but grime is just shit
>>60102491
>>60102534
what fucking drugs are you autistic niggers smoking? look up crime rates, iq levels, average salary, average gdp and tell me monkeys integrate you deluded retards.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_crime_in_the_United_Kingdom#Race_and_crime_in_London
>>60102714
*ping*
ahh yes...
>>60102727
woah woah who invted you in here joao?
>>60102727
None of us know, sorry. Posting that webm is a bit of a gimmick at this point.
At one time there was a lad who DID know what song it was, he used to say that the bit in the webm was the only good part of the song, but he hasn't been seen in several months.
>>60102765
what a terrible post
>rap is bro tier
>>60102780
it's this you melon
https://youtu.be/ouoINUp2jqU
>>60102769
>in_London
nobody cares
>>60102692
What's your problem? That's literally just a happy nuclear family.
>>60102746
Grime is still just poorly produced amateur rap, Nigel.
>>60102746
ah yes shit music is such a contribution to british culture. fuck off
>>60102655
/r/4chan material
watching the vice doc on foreign fighters in Syria. Pretty good desu. 19 year old Canadian girl there fighting with the Kurdish girls. Pretty mental desu
alri
currently involved in 2 heated debates
one in /v/ discussing trannies and one in /g/ regarding bad jokes
>>60102765
DELETE THIS
>>60102814
American rap is fucking rae sremmurd and migos
don't chat shit
>>60102830
yeah watched that too
the german bald guy is pretty cool, the schwarznegger one died recently though
watch the abu hajjar one
>>60102830
link
>>60102769
>London
Yeah, it's a shithole.
it's candy boy by trend-d
>>60102830
Link it at least..
>>60102769
>what fucking drugs are you autistic niggers smoking? look up crime rates, iq levels, average salary, average gdp and tell me monkeys integrate you deluded retards.
>>60102918
nah
>>60102808
>>60102882
Not him but you're saying black people are great and he's trying to prove otherwise, then you go onto say 'Yeah, London is a shithole'
????????????????
>>60102875
sorry lad
>>60102808
>>60102882
it's the major city of the UK, yes it matters.
Here's UK
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/479990/infographic.pdf
look at how well Jamal is integrating!
>>60102914
ahh yes
>>60102868
Rap itself is American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kJUqR5gCtk
>>60102939
don't reply to me
>>60102914
>keeping the European Arrest Warrant
ah yes, extremely impressive
>>60102944
oh i thought you were the gay one that wasnt using the chester flag due to the update
>>60102939
just denial really.
to them feelings and anecdotal evidence trumps stats and facts.
so sad!
>>60102951
>source
>leave.eu
>why-the-uk-should-leave-the-eu
ah very impressive
why can't these people do their own fucking research
>>60102914
>Worker's rights protected
are they... blackmailing us?
>>60102874
https://youtu.be/qoqds4LV9RI
>>60102872
alright I'll watch it after this
Surprised at the amount of girls just going there alone because of how strong there emotions are about regular people not being able to live normal lives
going to reddo's to steal some OC brb
>>60102992
nothing wrong with that x
>>60102975
Not from chester but wouldn't mind a bf desu
>>60102985
>as you are posting here, negroids are polluting and destroying your country
>
>don't you feel powerless?
>>60102619
No, you were banned and you are evading
social democracy is fascism
>>60102985
there's hardly any black people in my city m8. and i don't give a flying fuck about london. even the white people there are so fucking cucked they think their situation is totally normal
might cook an aldi ready made dinner lids
>>60102985
>one of the most historically important countries in the world has some foreigners in it
such a big surprise
>>60103020
are you the gay one that normally uses the chester flag
or are you some other cheshire gay
>>60103025
can you not reply to him?
>>60102985
time for a cheeky catnap
>>60103040
not really cooking is it
>>60103056
some other one, never used the chester flag
>>60103031
Black men + white women
White men + paki bois
I don't see the problem
going to get dressed lads hahaah
not spending the entire day in my jim jams
stop engaging in conversation with him
ignore and report
>>60103090
good point la microwaving
>>60102998
should do one about the foreign fighters fighting for isis
LOL
>>60103091
ah rite O.K.
>>60103044
>one third of children have a foreign parent
>already cities where non whites are approaching or have surpassed 50% of the population
nah this situation is not normal at all. fuck off
>>60103121
>>60103156
no need to use naughty language mate
>>60103163
bit gay
>>60101719
They're the ones that started it with their "soviet union" bullshit
>move house
>virgin mention I need my modem upgraded
>will get 50mb instead of 35 for no price increase
Nice of them to proactively tell me
>>60103156
>>one third of children have a foreign parent
>>already cities where non whites are approaching or have surpassed 50% of the population
>
>nah this situation is not normal at all. fuck off
>>60103163
10 minutes into cheeky nandos with the lads.webm
>>60103006
found some food for thoughts, really makes you think
1 sexually prioritize your “bull” over me, meaning he can have you sexually once a week, whenever he wants (as long as you both are free). You could do it at his place, a hotel, or wherever you feel comfortable. You would not tell me in advance when you are planning anything, or ask me for permission.
2 At a minimum, you would be willing to do everything you sexually currently have done with me, with him (aside from this fantasy).
3 you would prioritize your “bull” over me, in general, meaning if he texts you or calls you that you would answer it no matter what you might be doing with me or that if we have a planned date and he texts you last minute that you would cancel with me to get with him, even if I get upset. You would also make it clear to me through your words and actions, whether he is around or not, that he and what he wants is your top priority now and not me anymore. If he wants you to do something or say something, within reason you would try to do it… to include modifying this list. If he wants something and I want something different you would go with what he wants (as long as it doesn’t negatively impact our jobs/family/friends). If I ever complain or try to get you to stop you will tell me things like, “it is your fault because you made me promise and now there is nothing you can do to stop it… he can have me anytime he wants now because I am his… you can’t stop me anymore now“, and even leave for that day if I don’t accept it, get pushy, or get upset.
>>60103200
Literally this
Yuri Bezmenov
>>60103209
haha good job you shitskin nretard
>>60103208
Virgin prices go up incrementally literally every year though. Yes they do admittedly increase speeds regularly and for free but still, their prices go up every year.
Dam... Makes u think
don't actually want a wank but my willy needs milking
gimme a sec
>>60103156
If you don't like it, leave
>>60103208
Poleaboo should warn you that they expect you to return the upgraded modem when/if you leave Virgin
>>60103031
yes
>>60103239
4 each time you are sexually with him you would send me either one sex pic of you with him (no faces unless it is taken from your phone, for your privacy) or a dressed selfie of you outside of his place or wherever right after being with him so that I clearly know you have been with him. The dressed selfie probably would be the least invasive, at least most of the time.
5 you will not back out for the time period no matter if I ask you to stop, plead with you to stop, if I get mad, if I say we are breaking up if you don’t stop, if I stop communicating with you for the remainder of the time, or anything. Seeing you 100% commit to him being your alpha male bull is the biggest turn-on of this, and knowing that once you make a promise to me that you will ALWAYS go through with it no matter what. It probably will be an emotional roller coaster for me, but at the end I will love that you are willing to do anything for me and always keep your promises.
>>60103256
nice b8 faggot
>>60103244
>haha good job you shitskin nretard
>>60103296
>>60103250
then they'll get hurt again
and again
and again until they withdraw completely
people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
>>60103294
t. Triggered by opposing opinions
>people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
>>60103141
holy cringe
Hold the door lol
>>60103363
ah yes i'm going to leave my own country because the government decided to flood it with muslims and blacks and change it beyond recognition. very impressive
Bunch more job applications rejected haha, might have to start getting used to this NEET bollocks
>>60101355
>tfw you will never have a cute kind loving girlfriend
fuck my life
>>60103366
>so skinny he can barely hold that plastic sword
>>60103378
*mashes elevator door close button*
Sorry m8 just missed i-*thunk*
>>60103395
Yes, if you don't like this country, you can leave anytime
>the shitskin fedora poster
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>asda changes pepsi price from £2 to £4.39
>sainsburys changes from £4.79 to £2
>on the same day
are they in cahoots?
>>60101748
holy fuck there is an "up" and "down" on your flag? Well after closer examination I see it now.
>>60103436
>go around to your house
>wreck the place
>"hey if you don't what your house is now you can always leave"
>>60103279
>actively cucking yourself
>with the sole aim of guilting her into never breaking a promise to you
I mean, it's genius, but do you really have to go that far?
>>60103492
This land is your land
this land is my land
but I refuse to fight for your rights
This land is now my land
no longer your land
for you cannot handle my bantz
>>60103366
Imagine living next door to that melt
>>60103573
>for you cannot handle my bantz
fug off thailand :DDDD
>>60101742
Me on the left again proving my superior intellect.
BREAKING NEWS:
Queen Elizabeth's voice recording caught as she sings while taking a shower.
God Bless The Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nkhCvdOXc
>>60103998
one person the dislike button and thought it said 'dis i like'
what up phamalam, I drink far too much s m h.
Must have had ~20 pints yesterday
