jannys gonna get ya edition
hmm
>>60098677
Never forget. >>60098331
bp is now open
Hello fellow gun enthusiasts
third eye is now open
>>60098735
boipussy?
Still waiting for the nukes to drop
How do we eradicate Islam?
tescos is now open
>>60098751
>>60098751
>>60098751
>>60098751
New Thread.
>>60098749
me on the shitter
>>60098741
is that a famas?
>>60098756
>>60098764
>pointless thread wars
gas yaself chum
Is the co-op open? I'm out of milk, I have a headache from coffee withdrawal.
co-op is now open
Tesco is now closed, please brings all items to cash register
>>60098800
Yes
shaved my willy
ama
Reminder to vote Bremain or you're a racist
why do only humans have chins? why can't we negroids have chins too? i have to grow a scruffy beard to hide this
>>60098810
it's tescos not tesco
>>60098686
If you have a real condition then you can go to Dignitias in Switzerland, they euthanise you quickly
Christ everything is so much easier with a benzo up the shitter
>>60098812
Thank god, I'm still too lazy to go though even though it's a 3 minute walk. Somebody want to go for me? I'll pay you in blowjobs.
Black eyes lad here, mum's makeup didn't work too well. Sick of people asking questions and looking at me funny from across the office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4Kcgy3qHo
Lads...
>>60098782
FN fal
>>60098828
Did you exfoliate and moisturize the area afterwards?
>>60098848
there's nothing wrong with a bloke having a black eye, how did you get it
>>60098828
Why was your willy hairy in the first place?
>>60098859
no
>>60098875
because im older than 6
>>60098859
fuck off
>>60098855
think its a h&k g3
Morrinson's is open on a '5 minute banter basis'
Every hour it'll open for 5 minutes to encourage "rampant dashes"
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36410589
>>60098855
Rhodesia should still exist
mmm the recycling blokes haven't collected my shit
normal bin waste is gone though...
who wants to go see warcraft movie with me ?
>>60098871
Got battered on Friday night
>>60098852
Silly parents, just cut off the internet and you'll see how quickly he'll get out of his room.
>>60098927
you have 2 (two) choices:
1) I walked into a door
b) You should see the other guy!
>>60098907
not sure why this is meeting opposition.
this country has far too many fatties and only children drink sugary fizzy drinks.
why do you ignore me? is it because i'm negroid?
The relaunch of BBC Two's Top Gear was seen by an average of 4.4 million viewers, overnight figures show.
New host Chris Evans said earlier in the week he would be "disappointed" with anything fewer than five million viewers for the show's first episode.
The final Top Gear featuring former host Jeremy Clarkson attracted 5.3 million viewers last June.
>>60098913
feels bad
>>60098883
Enjoy your ingrown hairs
>>60098899
Willies need to be shaved
>>60098971
agree
if you ignore/filter me you're a bloody racist since i'm negroid
>>60098974
they should have killed it after the fracas
>missed last night's GoT
>also need to catch up on Peaky Blinders
>haven't wanked for 2 days either so I'm gagging for one
>need to finish this Fallout 4 DLC
>also need to find out what happened to Paz on MGSV phantom pain
bloody hell lads
if I wasn't NEET I might be in trouble
>>60099007
think it was their highest earning/watched show or something
they can't just kill it off
>>60098971
agree Tbh
reminder that thailad's actually called sam and works in a tesco express in sheffield, they recently had to demote him from the tills because customers complained about his attitude kek
>not giving me (you)s because i'm negroid
bloody racists
>>60098974
it'll be even worst next week
>>60098974
>2 million watched out of curiosity
was it even good?
>>60098920
ok
*grabs my things*
>>60099027
>posting in /brit/ when you actually have shit to do
i know that feel
>tfw 26
>15yo brother can grow a better beard than me
>>60099027
>>need to finish this Fallout 4 DLC
don't bother tbqh
>>60098956
Just said I got jumped by a load of black lads which is pretty near the truth
Didn't wanna go with the door one cuz it's an obvious lie and I'm a shit liar, it's both eyes too
>>60098981
The breadbasket of Africa has been reduced to a barren wasteland because of Soviet-backed guerrillas and the refusal of the West to aid Rhodesia in the fight because Rhodesia was "racist"
>>60098852
biggest melt family on earth.
the kid's a melt
the dad's a melt
the mum's a melt
>>60099028
they should have realised it was the highest earning/watched with those 3 presenters
>>60099068
The door thing is supposed to be an obvious lie, just means 'don't want to talk about it'
i lost
i couldn't get any (you)s
i accept defeat
*abandons thread with tails tucked between legs*
>>60099077
nah the dad's sound
his mum is an absolute cow
and Louis is a fucking weapons grade drip
>>60099112
the dad says some pretty gay shit
>i will gain access via the window!
but yeah he's probably the most solid out of the three. the mum's a shrieking mess and louis is a dollop
need some mates to discuss military history and modern day tactics with
>>60098852
>I'm going to tell Plusnet to disable your laptop
>>60099051
>was it even good?
awful reddit cuckery
>>60099034
>works in a tesco express in sheffield
>tfw my gimmick is still going strong
>>60099106
why anon
>>60099135
Louis is beyond saving and his dad needs to realize that
>>60099112
>nah the dad's sound
he's a fucking sponge
>>60098852
He's a basket case!
Poor lad, I get that he's probably a neet autismo but there's better ways to deal with it.
>>60099141
Wish they didn't have to defile it before they killed it.
>>60099130
Contrary to the liberal meme that Somalia is a libertarian paradise, it is in fact governed by warlords who will kill you if you do not do as they tell you
It is a nation composed of authoritarian microstates
>>60099164
it's his son, he can't just write him off. that's why he's being such a freak. he's probably tried everything to get his kid to not sperg out and he just reee's the fuck out and locks himself in his room.
that entire thing is just desperation and frustration boiling over.
>>60099141
>Tfw I unironically work in a tesco metro in Sheffield
>>60098852
Fuck this hit a little too close to home. The worst feeling in the world is where you know you're a fuck up but you're past the point of no return.
>Left Wing German Politician Caked For Questioning Open Borders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TboAJtzrJ0
>A so call ‘anti-fascist’ has assaulted a left-wing member of the German Parliament because she dared to suggest that Germany should cap the number of ‘refugees’ it accepts each year.
Ah yes """""""anti""""""" fascists
>>60099205
missing the point: the post
>>60099179
fuck off Louis
he's just trying to save his son from a life of being a pathetic little blob. Doesn't help that his cunt mum is screaming and telling him to stop in case he hurts mummy's precious wesious little boy
>>60099135
yeah to be fair he does throw out some rogue phrases but his heart's in the right place
>>60099216
me too
>>60099222
>"caking" someone is all it takes to become a dictator
>>60099226
Enlighten us hoplites then, if you'll be so kind
>>60098852
I thought it was all a meme, the whole neet bedroom dweller thing.
Holy shit
>speaking to someone on /britfeel/ about the Louis incident
>he says its fake
>I say it isn't
>he genuinely believes its a part of a thesis research or a think tank experiment to chart /r9k/s reaction
unique them lot over at spergfeel
>>60099222
Conflicted here because I always enjoy the old cake in the face of a politician
>>60099258
it's sarcastic.
>>60099256
"""""anti"""" facsists are the real fascists.
>>60099271
/britfeel/ is normie central
>>60099271
sounds VERY farfetched
>>60099211
Yelling at him won't help though
Louis is an adult so he's past the point of being able to be parented
I really don't know what his dad can do and I'm sure his dad is at a similar loss
>>60099219
>bright kid
>parents have high hopes
>they know I'll go to uni
>I'll make them proud
>get to A-levels
>I'm a lazy shit for revision
>don't do as well as I thought I would
>don't go to uni
>go wageslave at Tesco
>tfw seeing that look of disappointment in my mums eyes as she asks me if I'm really happy that I never went to uni
Yes mum, I'm really happy I'm here at Tesco, and will likely be for the rest of my life.
>>60099216
>working in a Metro
Fucking pansy, you cunts never seem to do work.
>Petrified man who thought a terror attack was underway breaks arm diving out of Costa Coffee window
>A man broke his arm DIVING out a coffee shop’s first floor window after mistaking schoolchildren shouting and banging trays for a terror attack.
Who wants to be they were Muslims screaming about allah?
Just got a new flat in London
>"""""anti"""" facsists are the real fascists
>>60099293
>if you argue with someone and insist on your point of view then you can't call yourself democratic
>>60099322
>You cunts never seem to do work
Ahh yes I should be taking every opportunity to further enrich Mr. Tesco instead of slacking off whenever possible
>>60098852
>the parents fighting outside his room
fuck, hit too close to home
the idea of other people having sex disgusts me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V91Y7MRw7eo
>>60099371
what if they're sexy?
>>60099304
had a right old chuckle when he said it to me
>>60099344
Do you think beating people up who don't share your opinion is "anti fascist".
the idea of other people disgusts me
>>60099344
>Argue
Caking someone is literally not an argument
>>60099356
>not respecting your employer
It's alright anon, no one (myself included) does work at my place either.
2 hour breaks on an 9 hour shift (plus a break to take my daily shit), plus talking for about an hour or two. It really is the best job.
I'm simultaneously browsing reddit and theres nothing you can do about it
>>60099327
ban "Allah hu ackbar" for causing alarm and distress when?
>>60099389
I bet
>/brit/ will now defend antifa
This general has really gone to the dogs.
>>60099384
no
i can't stop thinking about this girl i'm into having sex with her ex-boyfriend and i feel sick
>>60099371
Congratulations
You are not a cuckold
>>60099410
We all are mate
thirsting for a way to name the unnameable
to express the inexpressible
>>60099410
come on, everyone browses reddit
>>60099266
No it's completely true, I've been in that situation before. I lived with my sister for a few years and it almost got to this point, I didn't work because of social issues and I just spent literally all day in my room on my PC or PS3 and would only come out when dinner was made. My sister ended up raging, unplugging the router and hiding it. Arguments were had, tears were shed.
I live by myself now, best thing I ever did and everybody is happier.
>>60099322
Pretty unfair of your Mum, it's not like you're not working and doing nothing at all.
>>60099310
that's why i said it's just shit boiling over. it's like a parent shrieking at a little kid. it does fuck all but you just don't know what to do.
fuck off Tom
unironically lurking /pol/
>>60099459
But... that's exactly what I'm doing, only I get paid for doing it.
>>60099409
>The ONS said the average man in England was 5ft 9in (175.3cm) tall and weighed 13.16 stone (83.6kg).
How can the average English man be a twink manlet? How manly twink manlets do you see out and about?
>>60099266
>my life
>a meme
>>60099463
I think the only solution would be to make him join the military
>>60099496
>The ONS said the average man in England was 5ft 9in
literal rubbish propaganda
Pizza wars are a go lads
Both the local Dominos and Pizza Hut have dropped the cost of a large to £10
My arteries hurt
>>60099474
i quite like shitposting on /pol/
it's really low effort and highly rewarding because everything is a grand shilling conspiracy to them, they cannot grasp the concept of trolling at all
>>60099492
Yeah but at least you can say you have a job and such, the alternative "how's the job hunt going?" questions is always hell.
>>60099330
How could you afford such a big flat? That's gotta be £2kpm minimum!
>>60099266
Genuinely fuck off normie
You don't belong
>>60099517
It's true bexause it includes old people
Do it for 18-30 and it's probably 6'0
>>60099511
there's no way he'd get in. if UK army is anything like ours in terms of selection, they're very strict now because it's relatively peaceful. it's not early to mid 2000's anymore. he'd fail the psych eval straight up.
>People have discovered that if you snort Coco powder you get high
Will this be banned under the new drugs act?
>>60099518
3 of them were trying to one-up each other here last month with buy 1 get one frees and other promotions.
was good
>>60099266
I went through a bout of being a worthless NEET but it never got to those levels
makes me feel much better about it
>>60099544
I'm not a full normie
Not yet at least
>>60099555
>tfw tried to get into the RAF at 18 but failed the medical
I always wonder what my life would be like now if I got in
>>60099526
I'd rather have that and the whole 'Anon, have you even been searching for a job?' thing, and have my parents think I'm a lazy shit (which I am), rather than them being eternally disappointed with what I've settled for.
Plus, I at least had free time when I was a neet.
>>60099582
What did you apply for? Pilot?
They get something like 300 applicants per opening for that, don't worry
>>60099544
this is a normie general m8
>>60099568
they're taxing sugar soon
keep your hair on
>>60099459
>Pretty unfair of your Mum
maybe she saw potential wasted, she has a lifetime of experience to base her best decisions on and is more likely to be correct about almost everything important having been through it herself.
How fucking girly and sensitive are people these days? Christ.
>>60099600
Regiment gunner, failed the eye-test.
>>60099544
le secret club was never le secret club
>>60099555
I suspected as much
It's even hard to join the military here these days
Always wish I did when I had the chance though
>>60099582
>>60099555
>>60099511
>>60099463
we honestly need to bring back 2 years of national service when you turn 18 imo
>>60099582
yeah from what i've heard, RAF/RAAF here are the hardest to enter into and easiest to get knocked back from.
I know of one guy who got knocked back on a cat 4 psych eval but that cunt was absolutely fucking nuts - not sperg nuts but like serial killer nuts
>>60099496
>twink manlet
m8 13st at 5ft9 is practically obese tier
>>60099615
It's just the opposition grasping at straws.
Political point scoring and all that, any excuse to slap 'racist, bigot' etc. is seen as a win.
They're likely not actually offended in the slightest.
>>60099645
Its not the worst idea but its unpopular in military circles.
>>60099518
fucking what?
>wanting to join the royal chair force
>>60099645
I've been a big advocate of this for a while now
>>60099682
how come? think it would straighten a lot of wronguns out
not to mention people could learn some valuable skills/trades
>>60099568
so does nutmeg
I can't even smell the stuff any more, it makes me wretch
It has the consistency of sand and grit and a very overpowering aroma.
It wasn't even a good high, but lasted for something like 3 days. Someone must have been looking out for me because I got a call not to go into work the following monday.
Ah the days of getting high by suffocating myself and huffing butane.
Surprised I even made it out of my teens.
>>60099664
>Lefty ```luvvies'''
>not offended
lol
>LONDON
>WHITE
what the fuck would you even do in the military during peacetime? just boring training 24/7
only the best/most experienced would be sent of to syria or whatever
>>60099645
Which would cost loads of public money
>>60099645
also I realise I said 'bring back' and I'm not sure why, I meant to say bring in
>>60099706
who even asserted this
>>60099697
I doubt the military want to spend all their time disciplining stroppy teenagers
>>60099645
this tbqh
>>60099721
Troops deployed all around the world in our military bases lad
Think we've got about 10,000 soldiers in Germany alone
What annie may you cunts watching
>>60099701
Yet to actually meet a new age regressive lefty tbf..
The new kind from the last 2 or 3 years anyway.
>>60099645
18 year old me would have rather died than do that but now I'm 28 that really appeals to me. 2 years service at that age would have completely changed the person I ended up being.
>>60099757
great, you can do training exercises in the 40c saudi heat
Don't know how to style my hair today lads.
Shall I go for he classic slick back or do a teddy boy number?
>>60099732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_the_United_Kingdom#After_1945
>>60099760
just finished the latest GoT
regiment sound engineer, failed the ear test
>>60099637
arguably the best time to enter the military was the late 90's imo
>>60099645
yeah I mentioned this the other day but I was so keen to join the ADF for a stint at 18 but I wasn't able to because of an allergy hahaha pretty devvo about it desu
Britain would improve 100 fold if we gassed all lefties 2bh
>>60099697
The idea is that an all volunteer military is stronger and more cohesive (combat arms anyway) because you've got people who actually want to be there and have a vested interest in fighting for their country, be it a sense of patriotism in serving your country or if it's just because you want adventure and don't really care about the service aspect of it, you still want to be there and will give it your all
>>60099760
started watching jojo a few weeks back
>>60099752
Don't really give a fuck if they don't like it, when you get all your money from the public you do what the government says
>>60099645
no we fucking don't, imagine all the pakis and nignogs with military training
>>60099764
They're mostly still in Uni and Brighton, so just stay away and you'll be fine.
>tfw middle aged adults in 1939 would've been born in the 1800s
weird thought
>Britain would improve 100 fold if we gassed all lefties 2bh
What does getting bummed feel like lads?
Inheritance tax is immoral
>>60099721
SAS is in Iraq right now but yeah for the average lad it's just a lot of boredom with some field exercises on occasion
>>60098852
>identify that son needs mental help
>decide the best course of action is to kick him out
Fucking shit parents desu
Wank holiday Monday more like.
>>60099752
the thing that sent me to uni and made me want to study hard was working a shitty labouring job for 8 months and realising that was my life if i didn't
>>60099760
just finished first season of yowamushi pedal
started kuroko no basket and watching sakamoto, mayoiga, and re:zero as they air
>>60099801
That's why they should be a separate force that doesn't get deployed unless they volunteer.
As Bad lads army has shown, an arse drill instructor and a bit of discipline can turn even the biggest chav dickhead into a respectable member of society.
>>60099802
>>60099802
Part 4 is fucking amazing.
>>60099697
Several years ago the Joint Chiefs of the military had a big think about the future and predicted middle class insurrection before 2030. Training up the population to use guns when the most likely people they will use them against is our own army and police is a bad idea in their view, long term. The training needed for most combat roles nowadays is complex so national service in a military not civil perspective is unlikely to include most modern weapons systems and instead would have to rely on what we would called taliban style training in small arms. Better to train up those needed when needed is the thinking.
>>60099827
>10 year olds in 1705 would have been born in the 1600s
really makes you think.. huh
>gas the lefties
>all that is left is the muslims
good plan
>>60099824
*writes on hand*
cheers
>>60099812
great idea, let's disband our military so we can afford a 2-year bootcamp for every single 18 year old
>>60099794
I should've joined during the Iraq war when they were accepting anyone with a pulse
>>60099831
feels like a penis entering your anus, then coming out a little bit, then back in again several times
>>60099843
k thx
>>60099851
>re:zero
nice
>>60099879
Iraq War was crazy
A bunch of 1st world nations with superior, advanced technology going up against this 3rd world shithole
such a minger
>>60099869
Also, just stay away from here. Stay in Thailand, give up your British nationality and forget that we exist. You'll be set.
>>60099721
>>60099836
They're also in libya
>>60099902
>Wonderful eyebrows
>>60099788
fair enough, I did think at first we had it at some point but then I doubted myself
>>60099823
>pakis and nignogs
grow up you utter melt, non-whites made a huge contribution to the war effort particularly in WW2
>>60099752
tough shit at the end of the day
>>60099776
same, would have given me time to work out what I wanted to do above all else
>>60099801
I suppose
>>60099858
fair enough, maybe it's just a pipedream then
Don't know how to style my hair lads.
Shall I go for the classic rentboy look or go for a closet faggot look?
>>60098852
What is this Louis thing about?
>>60099854
>As Bad lads army has shown, an arse drill instructor and a bit of discipline can turn even the biggest chav dickhead into a respectable member of society.
O yeah
Biggest retard in my high school joined the Marines and now he's able to function as an adult
Still a bit of a bell end though
He got a DUI right before his contact was up so they didn't offer him an extension when he was up for one
finished dork souls lads
need to channel my autism into a different RPG now, any suggestions?
>>60099879
probably would have been an absolute shitshow. the best position would have been being a seasoned SOF operator in 2004. you'd have raked in like 600 k per year doing PMC shit and that shit went on until like 2009/2010
>>60099902
Maisie doesn't even look that bad
Her mother is literally inbred + FAS whilst her dad is somewhat good looking, so it balanced out a bit
see Fig A
pomade recs?
>>60099902
Definitely not her best shot.
>>60099902
she used to be cute but puberty's ruined her
such a rotter
>>60099972
t. paedo
Hey miss murder can I
Hey miss murder can I
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Jeffgr9
ree this jew keeps editing my relatives fucking wikipedia page calling me jewish
fuck off, I'm not fugging jewish
>>60099760
Just watched the girls und panzer movie desu
>Guy just spends all day in his room
>I know, I'll remedy this by yelling at him!
>>60099840
>fail to raise son to be confident and happy adult
>kick him out and leaving this uncapable person to fend for themselves
Parents of the year!
>>60099949
some normie who enjoys harrassing his parents and blogging about it
>>60099962
Crystal Lake
>>60099907
Could never give up my nationality, it can be good again if we believe.. also brexit.
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60100011
yeah, enabling his behaviour is far more constructive
>>60099942
>grow up you utter melt, non-whites made a huge contribution to the war effort particularly in WW2
times have clearly changed you down syndromed spastic
>>60099986
>calling a small child cute is somehow predatory
t. overcompensating closet nonce
>>60099942
>fair enough, maybe it's just a pipedream then
dont get me wrong, personally voluntary national service would be a good idea imho, have only military support roles available rather than combat training (driving, medical,cooking, IT, etc) and add in civil support like flood emergency crews, disaster support or construction of new flood defences etc. Pretty sure if you made it voluntary plenty would sign up.
>>60100000
don't worry m8 i'll check these for you
Business idea: Lefty ideas get fedora'd for a change
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean Girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60099949
>Autist is a shut-in
>after ages of dad trying everything, he breaks down
>trying to force him to do something other than computer shit
>Louie locks himself in his room
>dad tries to get him out
>dad and mum have a right domestic
>Louie cries
>family crying
>dad gives up
>tells him he can stay there
>no internet between 10pm-8am
>plusnet will do something or another
>dad continues to be depressed that his son, his pride and joy, failed in life
Reminds me of when my parents argued about me being such a little bitch, that my dad was apparently too hard on me (according to mum), and my mum was too soft on me (according to dad).
Their divorce was a wonderful time in my life.
>>60100011
the guy is at his wits end. if he didn't love the little cunt, he'd jsut let him keep on doing that shit. he's just asking the cunt to come out of his room and it's a whole fucking ordeal.
put the kid in an institute
>>60100063
rourke
>>60100038
yeah they do
>Business idea: Lefty ideas get fedora'd for a change
>>60100070
Cheers lad
>that line in the latest Game of Thrones ep where
that woman praises Maisie's eyebrows
>>60099898
Would've been the experience of a lifetime that's for sure
>>60099920
Fighting alongside Delta Force
>one of the early Delta Force squadrons
>>60100011
ah yes, we should just let him get on with it, that's sure to help!
>>60100054
you honestly live in a dreamworld mate, where every black person is a criminal and every white person is a shining bastion of civilisation and good morals. If you don't think national service would straighten some people out and give them a different life to one of crime then you're delusional
>>60100064
yeah that's a good shout
>>60100072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxcHDdOApk8
bit wrong
>>60100072
True, they hate black people
>>60100096
NO they don't.
>>60100073
sounds like he is laffin not crying
>>60100036
>He believes Brexit will be allowed to happen
Your third eye is welded shit.
>>60100100
>00
slow down you absolute madman
Heavens Tibet see. I fancy a mcflurry. Haven't had one since I was a kid haha this weather has got me funny na'mean?
>>60100071
anybody who expresses any sort of genuine emotion, opinion or ideology gets fedora'd imo
it's just most ideas posted on /brit/ are right-wing
