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A Tarly dinner edition
if you're gonna chat shit don't (You) me
Foreigners welcome
Nice thread
Mine now
Hello
>>60095689
Thanks for disabling the anti foreigner forcefield. Thought I would have to sit this one out.
hello I have only reached episode 2 of this GoT season so keep the spoilers to a minimum
Thanks,
Jacob
how do we stop the danes?
just took a cold shower
>>60095719
DANE?
>>60095716
Hi Jake, you're in for a treat. Happy watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc
>>60095678
fuck that hag
>>60095719
they'll stop themselves because they aren't anglo they won't be able to weather the storm of multiculturalism
>>60095719
you are too late
>>60095745
end your life
>>60095747
Ah yes
'Anglo' Americans
>>60095716
Fuck off
>>60095762
yanki puto
>>60095747
leave multiculturalism to me
Can't wait for this Mexicunt to get bored and fuck off, he's worse than fedoraposting.
Done an all nighter and it's that time where by I have to make the decision if should go to sleep or stay awake for the rest of the day
asians are all scum
>>60095810
Same mate haha gonna stay awake I think
>>60095810
Exact same situation, I can feel my eyes getting dry desu, think it will go if I stay awake though. Drink water!
Morning lads
sleep was as uncomfortable as expected
I feel uncomfortable around kikes
>>60095810
>>60095835
>>60095839
wew lads
>>60095840
mornin'
>>60095853
bigot
Is doing something last minute (assuming it is properly "last minute" such that you have enough time to do it) more efficient?
>>60095881
Maybe
>>60095872
He didn't say he hated or favoured them less.
Lad's just uncomfortable.
oi
>>60095897
bigot
Going to conduct a social experiment as a gay bloke to get with girls lads
>>60095906
can't possibly fail
>>60095853
keep in mind, they're a lot more uncomfortable around you than you are around them
>>60095810
>>60095835
>>60095839
Same here lads
Waheeeey
Going to stay up I think
To at least 7 or 8pm
>>60095917
thats spiders
>>60095916
>>60095864
>>60095779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_MY3oy2VTc
>>60095905
Well I am. I hate Pakis.
thainonce whats your fav thai curry
Business Idea: End food stamps to end the obesity crisis and let the market solve things
>>60095958
what if people are poor because they are fat
>>60095958
ending obesity means reducing car culture
there is no way around it
>>60095904
Down with this sort of thing.
>>60095965
What if people are fat because they are poor
what if people are poor and fat
what if people are american
>>60095988
you are talking about mexico
>>60095988
Britain?
>>60095980
what if being fat and poor is just a sign of a lazy bastard who doesn't take care of themself
new gimmick: use the term 'drossbag' as an insult
>>60096020
whats it normally used for?
do NOT call me it
>>60096002
I don't think you understand that bad food is often cheaper and more convenient than good food
>>60096028
fuck off you drossbag
>>60096020
Already stolen it ;)
>>60095972
http://www.webmd.com/diet/20090511/obesity-epidemic-overeating-alone-to-blame
business idea: ban personal cars
Waaheeyey
>>60096035
Then how come not all poor people are fat
>>60096035
often, sure
but the idea that if you're poor you can't eat healthily is a meme
just people making excuses for themselves
>>60095988
This post has trips and dubs in it. Let me have some
>>60095738
This is outstanding. I wish I could say it was intentionally linked.
The Trevor something thing seemed memeworthy.
>>60096059
t. stalin al-mohammad
>>60096071
nice one drossbag
anyone else like when girls wear long skirts
>>60096106
carcuck detected
>>60096113
Talking big sense lad
>>60096113
short skirt master race tbf
>>60096121
the crazy frog xD
>>60096071
protip: if a post has trips and dubs its cubing a square so there will always be more than the post has room for. just grab the excess and no one knows unless they reverse it the original post.
want to play mgs but I know i'm very close to that bit with the infection thing and I cannot be arsed
>>60096113
>pencil skirts
Hey lads!
>"(a traumatic event) left me casual about (something)"
How should "casual" be understood?
>>60096171
I have no idea tbphwyl
>>60096170
I mean the long flowy ones that cover their whole leg
I know it doesn't show any skin but I find it cute
>>60096171
Get your money. That isn't English they're teaching you
ngl never watched:
GoT
Breaking bad
Prison break
probably more popular programmes I'm forgetting too.
>>60096113
You're scaring me lad
>>60096020
Sound's very middle class English. Like those lads who watched Channel 4 on a Sunday morning for music and fashion tips or people who watch Hollyoaks unironically.
>>60096171
Hard to say without context but it implies the person was less affected by it than they thought and so would worry less next time. Alternatively it could be that it was a life changing event that left them with a new opinion that considered "it" to be less important becuase there is nothing you can do if it happens so just be happy.
>>60096116
I don't require the state to provide me with transportation (a literal cuck)
>>60096211
Only tv show I watched recently is GoT and thats because I read the book(s) first
have seen Prison break but dropped it halfway through the last season
>>60096211
Breaking Bad is something a Redditor would fantasize about; a Chemistry teacher turning into a drug dealer, like what kind of plot is that
>>60096238
neither do i, carcuck
>life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what you're gonna get
this makes no sense. literally none
>>60096216
Batman looks impressed at his new crowd repellent spray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ygnKIF8fM
fucking hell lads, literally looks apocalyptic
>>60096272
Stupid is as stupid comprehends.
Also, nonsense.
>>60096211
breaking bad season 1 was so fucking boring. i dropped it like halfway through and never went back
>>60096244
Don't really read many fictional books either
>>60096258
no idea m8
>>60096272
yeah life is more like a bag of revels with most of the good ones missing
>>60096304
wow
>>60096304
no it doesn't
>>60096234
« My last brush with death left me so casual about the whole concept of professional and social risk that (...) » http://hintjens.com/blog:115
I had swapped it with "scarred" (no typo), but that didn't felt completely right. I've seen the word used in "casualties" or as a dress code, but this was new to me.
>>60096267
>bikecuck
LMFAO
>>60096304
drossbags the lot of them
>>60096304
I'd go mental if that shit woke me up.
>>60096338
>carcuck
just ordered a takeaway lads
SPREE FEECH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVlslGkaXk
>>60096390
fucking nice
>>60096337
In that context it seems the person has had many brushes with death during treatment, survived i expect much bad news so far. The casual reference seems to be acceptance of the position being out of his control and so he has lost the fear it, he can do nothing himself except follow the clinical advice and hope for the best, he doesn't have many or any options to consider himself. I think anyway, its a tough one and i know what he means but putting it writing is somewhat difficult.
slagwon
neurotypicals are the greatest threat to world peace
>>60096449
So… cold-blooded, phlegmatic, composed?
Going to downsample metal gear solid and see how well it runs at 4k
>louie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVld6JwgFc
>>60096113
depends what type of skirt
business attire, high heels with a pencil skirt?
ABSOLUTELY /10
stupid frolicky wavy shite?
meh/10
hellllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>60096538
DROP HIM HENRY
why the fuck is my room so dusty?
>>60096538
>He does it for free
check out what I'm about to eat lads
smell ya later dudes
>>60096470
Nice vinyl skirt. Shoes are insane.
>>60096616
>image.jpg
you saved mine lad
>>60096616
looks like your nans fanny once I'm finished with it lmao
>>60096639
absolutely uncalled for, lower class filth
If 4 proceeded 5, would that mean 5 happens after 4, right?
Been up all night, brain seems to be dysfunctional
>>60096636
iPhone saves all images as image.jpeg lad
>>60096701
>lower class
It's "working class" you stupid yank fuck
gf asked how she looks in this. What should I say?
Whats for brekky
Germanys being washed away now lads haha.
>>60096756
>What should I say?
You should tell her to tell the store manager to turn the heating up a bit
>>60096757
oats and milk because I a gud boi
>>60096756
You tell her to wear it over to yours and then you fuck her
Every BBC (Big British Cock) deserves a submissive Croatian boipucci to pleasure it endlessly.
got this girl in my basement at the minute lads
any dibs?
>>60096756
tell her that the look makes you want to shag her
enjoy ur day at work wagies
>>60096756
"Like a slag you dumb fucking bitch, fix me a sandwich and fetch my trilby"
>>60096814
she looks a bit off
kind of like she's about to shit and stamp in it
>>60096863
ah that would explain it
thought something was off
>>60096756
Implants ruin a grill. All natural breasts are better than fucking silicone.
So disappointing.
>>60096863
>>60096920
bigots
>>60096851
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
>>60096449
Thanks, btw.
>>60096756
Haram.
>>60096834
alerted the authorities
>tfw ex has turned into a massive slut
Don't know how I feel about this lads
I have no feelings towards her now, but I just think it's retarded to become a slut for no reason
if I'd have started lifting 10 years ago I'd be jacked by now haha
>>60096975
You sir are a gentlema- nay a supreme gentleman
just sparked an L
>>60096470
Why DSC when it's a model found on image search?
You got a pic, renamed it and posted it here anonymously.
Why?
>>60097014
i did and am haha
what plane is this?
>>60097140
shit.. mosquito?
had some spicy chicken strips from pizza hut last night lads. fine going in but fuck me they're hot coming out. my arsehole is literally on fire. sweating desu
Rate my gf lads, how have I done?
>>60097155
Congratulations, that was indeed a "Shit Mosquito Z-42"!
>>60097180
I'm fucking pissed Froglad lol Clearly not a Mosquito.
just seen some absolute top tier ginger qt go into my old m8s house lads
kinda hoping that's not his gf and that it's his sisters friend or something hahaha
morning lads
>>60097228
morning lad. what's your bank holiday plan?
>>60097281
stay in my room and do uni work :(
>>60097155
>>60097180
Mosquito is a twin engine fighter bomber
Posting favorite WWII aircraft
Me grandad was on one of these in the Pacific
>>60097310
catalina?
>>60097140
It's not this.
>>60097216
Phew lads
They just came out, it was his sisters friend
>>60097297
Hahahaha aren't your exams over yet lad? Hahahaha
*switches my speakers on and starts playing loud obnoxious music through your walls*
Hahahaha waheyyy untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/674785/Bake-Off-winner-Nadiya-Hussain-racism-attacked-boarding-train-rucksack-Mary-Berry
>>60096941
>>60096513
sorry went to the shops, erm kind of but more happy than that. Bobby McFerrin Dont Worry Be Happy kind of thing. Story of Solon kind of thing. Be happy in the face of inevitable doom, the last laugh is yours then kind of thing. There's possibly not much time left so enjoy what you have.
>>60097310
If it's not a spitfire or a hurricane, don't fucking bother
Get the fuck out of /brit/ with this yank nonsense
>>60097357
well what does she expect. its only muslims that do bombings and they do it a lot. fuck her and her feelings.
>>60097310
>Mosquito is a twin engine fighter bomber
I know lad The Mosquito was unique in design and wasn't it a wooden chassis or something?
ned a wenk
>>60097160
Harden the fuck up
>>60097334
Yes
>>60097372
PBY Catalina's were instrumental in the Battle of the Atlantic, friend
Helped to spot and take out many u-boats
>>60097310
:3_________c
>>60097407
Yes the fuselage was wooden and it was very fast
managed to pull a bird last night and had a hard time getting it up. It was fucking embarrassing and we ended up cuddling for a bit till she said she wanted to leave
>>60097140
Did I find it?
>>60097461
sounds awks
>>60097466
Seems not since I posted the Defiant already. The curvature to the nose is too gradual.
On the unknown the nose section slopes off.
>>60097466
That's not it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
Listening to some of Winny C's greatest hits
>>60097365
Quite… philosophical, then. Thanks for your explanations, lad!
rlly makes u think
Georgie boy was gay
I guess
>>60097641
Huh?
>>60097651
He found it!
>>60097609
>Winston
not
>the Dev
Not even Irish are you..
>That feel when I went to the Netherlands on holiday and claimed their land in the name of Great Britain.
>>60097641
Why you posting ju-87s
>>60097705
fuck off brum
>>60097550
Its a Defiant Nightfighter of 151 Squadron (DZ), the 26th of it's unit by the last Z. They flew Boulton Paul Defiant's.
>>60097681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbgPpG8pO8U
>>60097732
PC Transgender poster found.
>>60097705
>I went to brothel in Amsterdam where I smoked legal weed and had a quickie with a prostitute from Romania for £70 and went out screaming "A Brit loves his fucking money's worth!" while by-walkers were looking at me funnily
>>60097105
Well, I didn't.
Did you consider that?
help
glad im not british desu
>>60097830
What's wrong lad?
>>60097849
managed to get myself a date with a qt but im shit around women haha
really hate english and the way they get to have their cake and get to eat it
>>60097834
same
>>60097734
Cheers m8, the model must just have some inconsistencies because the nose of the model looks a bit different from the actual aircraft
>On 4 August 1936 the squadron was reformed at RAF North Weald from 'B' Flight of 56 Squadron, as a fighter squadron, flying Gloster Gauntlets. In December 1938 these were exchanged for Hawker Hurricanes, when the squadron came under Squadron Leader Edward Mortlock Donaldson. It operated throughout the Second World War, flying with Hawker Hurricanes, Boulton Paul Defiants and later de Havilland Mosquitoes, disbanding on 10 October 1946 at RAF Weston Zoyland.
SHUT UP
>>60095644
The newest episode of GoT was very good. Making up for weaker early episodes.
>>60097869
fuck off paki
>>60097924
i'm from the UK
can feel a jobby brewing in my bum
>>60097864
You are me last week. How'd you meet her?
>>60097872
no worries, the squadron markings will always id the plane or at least give you a good idea of the few planes it could be.
>>60097937
Cucked Irish
>>60097972
Paki slag
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way
i'm a negroid
>>60098001
We need the Mexican back.
He was right all along.
>>60098001
Haitians go to Florida
Nice try
>>60098023
Rather have the swede than the Mexican t b h
Although I cannot for the life of me figure out why the swede spammer does what he does
I could beat any of your arses any day of the week.
at chess
>>60097750
We were cunts to Ireland.
Wish things were different.
Lads again.
>>60097865
What do Scots do with cake?
>>60097982
I'm not from Northern Ireland
>Just realised if I really wanted to right now, from anywhere in Britain I could walk all the way over to Somalia, China, India, North Korea etc given enough time
>>60098027
i'm a haitian mulatto
we go to europe
>>60098092
You might have a hard time walking through the channel tunnel.
>>60097959
http://www.bigo.tv/new_index_pc.html
what is this
>>60097977
at a festival. i thought i was an awkward wreck but she seemed to like me and wants to see me again.
>>60098117
Yeah but it's possible
>>60098121
Read the file name
i'm not human
*force feeds you a hobnob*
>>60098092
cant even walk to france you arsepiece
>>60098147
are they prozzies
>>60098132
what kind of date is it.
>>60098147
Those are both quite obviously men.
i'm a vile creature
>>60098164
probably not in the traditional sense.
all these new flags users have come crawling out of the woodwork
>>60098147
not ever clicking your viruses you fuck
>>60098165
just meeting for tea/coffee and possibly boozy drinks afterwards.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pSqndUZ18A
Can we all take a moment to remember Saint Elliot?
A life cut tragically short by Stacys' refusals to date him
the neurotypicals are riling me up again
i want to kill white humans because they make me feel inferior
>>60098193
one does not simply 'click' a QR code
>>60098193
all the chinky gfs for me then
why is honeyjack so good?
>>60098160
It's possible though
also there's only one arsepiece in this thread, and it's not me.
>>60098132
That's good. You both know what you're getting, then.
Where you going for the date?
>>60098192
You can thank the nonstop discussion about Reddit flags over the past 24 hours for that
>>60098219
start with leftists pls
>>60098208
THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
THEY'RE CALLIN' AGAIN
why do liberals insist i'm human?
>left window open all night
>none of the cats jumped out or left me
>>60098268
no they're the only ones who think i'm human
>>60098200
Do you have a comedy club near you? The absolute hands down best first date venue that exists.
You get a bunch of comedians, which keep the laughter flowing, and then 20 minute intervals now and again to drink and talk. It's perfect.
How can I make £400 by next week?
>>60098315
Smart. Kill right wingers
>>60098318
yeh possibly a good idea.
ta
>>60098322
Suck 400 willies for £1 each
>>60098322
rent yourself out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scuwHxTOFdo
can't stand breeder scum
>>60098359
Can't I just suck 1 for £400?
are the shops open today?
need a thing
>>60098377
Jesus christ, how good are you at sucking dick?
>>60098373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxBF--yFt0
kill me
>tfw negroid
>>60098389
I don't know, I've never tried it but some guys pay more for a virgin r..right?
>>60098399
meet me on the corner of smiths st at 3pm
>>60095644
What was his fucking problem?
>>60098381
>look up opening hours for my local Tesco
>they have a big green section for "Bank Holiday Opening hours"
>shop is open all day, 07:00-22:00, same as every other day
>>60098394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOJgDW0gPI
Any fellow anglers ITT?
>>60098399
Gladly.
>>60098178
Me on the left
why is there always a cuckolded swede in every brit thread who is spaming something ?
>>60098418
no, kill me now
>>60098414
Only for virgin bp
Lads, would you 'fuck' Cara?
>>60098368
beautiful eyes
hands smell of piss :)
>>60098481
nah she repulses me a bit 2bh.
dirty sket
>>60098481
Of course
She's craving dick hard after all the lezza sex she's had
>>60098457
Same reason Sweden even exists.
To serve as a constant reminders of what not to be.
>>60098474
how can there be such a thing as virgin bp when the youngest most innocent bois have done huuuuuge poos that destroy their sphincter ?
>>60098517
bp is virginal until it ceases to become a one way street
>>60098481
Wow, she looks awful there. Blonde Cara is best Cara.
>tfw london still exists
>>60098559
is that realistic ?
>>60098559
Do you Northerners not realise that Central London is the only nice/relevant place in the entire country?
Poortherners, how does it feel to know when people say "UK", "Britain", or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world?
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond with "muh niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people travel from Ghana and India, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves, all on their own merits, while you Poorthern shits just sit there collecting dole money and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such lazy shits? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of you lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and working hard until you eventually buy that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something worthwhile you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole, drinking warm cider out of a can....
I don't know if Poortherners inspire more pity or disgust.
diversity is our strength
this island was built by immigrants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STQXVDsgtlU
>>60098609
at least i'm not a paki
>>60098618
>this island was built by immigrants
The Irish don't count.
>>60098646
As expected
>>60098577
Not really, Kinetic bombardment from orbit is definitely possible and has been worked on in the past but it couldn't deliver that much energy and really isn't worth the hassle.
breeder sccuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK OFF AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ah yes, light cloud, very impressive
what actually *is* the best way to off yourself? Quickly and/or painlessly
I'm thinking some sort of drug overdose where you're so monged you don't even know you're dying. That sounds best.
i have the ability to grow a beard but it's scruffy and disgusting because i'm negroid
but i'm gonna let it grow out so i look a bit more human (negroids don't have chins because they're not human)
if you're white and don't have a chin you're a total freak
new
>>60098677
>>60098686
jump into shark-infested water
>>60098686
Take a lot of benzos then helium tank
>>60098686
shotgun to the back of the neck
>>60098686
glue your hands to the side of your head then hang yourself with razor wire
>>60098751
New
>>60098481
If I had to.
>>60098609
Nice mate but needs work. It gets a bit trite at the end and you don't come across foreign enough.
How about adding empty churches being converted into mosques and all the Christian stuff being torn down and tossed in the bin.
You're not a Paki. You could be an Afro Carribean lad. You are Christian or from Christian stock.
Sort yourself out lad. You're not the type that people are feeling hatred for in the UK.
If you're in sync with our culture you're fine.
Your English is better than mine. This is your country.
You're going nowhere.
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