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LOOK AT THIS DOG edition
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cara
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/balt/
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The collapse of the USSR was a mistake my pirate bros
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Hows everybody doing on fuel units?
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anyone need a xanax? lmao
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TIL Mexicans really like Nick Cave
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Brexit
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Just put my hair in a pony tail but my hair is hardly long enough for one so i just look like a fedora
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Drank the Kool-Aid again
Third eye WIDE open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxwtQ3S5NTY
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>>60086481
looks a bit spacked there
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>this was supposed to be the month I graduated college
brb gonna kill myself
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When you sniff your fingers and you can t figure out if they were up your arse or you wanked with them
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Brasil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA
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>>60086498
up here in the hollywood hills
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>BRITS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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a warm welcome to our latin friends
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fancy a cuppa lads

get the microwave on
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TIL Mexicans really like Nick Cave
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Just sent the uni the ol "I'm dropping out" email
haha get fucked cunts
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>>60086553
why do scottish people have weird accents?
>>60086561
thanks pirate
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>>60086469
funny
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>>60086562
superb post
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Autism takes such strange forms.
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>>60086536
she is doing a cosplay of me every day
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>>60086520
ye I can put $1.50 a bar down up front and throw u another $0.50 a bar once I move it lemme hold like 4k if u got em
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>>60086574
Like the 2016 US Presidential Election
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Well good mornin. Bit cold out. Australian weather.
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https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/737065914831626241

>yanks
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>>60086622
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>/tv/ streams are playing zootopia instead of game of thrones

ok
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>>60086622
TRUUUUUUUU
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>>60086639
respond plz
>>60086573
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Post bunda
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>>60086661
Want to go deeper
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>>60086646
could I get a link my dear friend I've been dying to see that movie, but I didn't have any friends to go to the theatre with :'(
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doing a diet
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>>60086690
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html
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>>60086715
http://hotmemes.online:2345/benis

network stream
you have to open in mpc-hc/vlc/mpv/etc.
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W-why are you raiding /luso/?
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doing a think about how to use my 3 alloted wanks this week
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>>60086685
because they have runt genetics which made it difficult for them to speak properly in the past. eventually it dispersed throughout their gene pool giving rise to what is known as the scuck accent.

the same is true for anyone without a south east england accent
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>>60086646
>not having sky and waiting two weeks for double GoT and Penny Gothful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmhK6MHS40
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>>60085718
Etymological fallacy
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brazilian music is goat for when you have a gf 2bh
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Me in the middle.
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>>60086731
>tfw I'm a member of that shite site
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>>60086726
>That /brit/ cock sucker again

Hey! How are you my dear mexicANO
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>>60086737
Okay I hope you're not trolling me
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>>60086639
kek
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>>60086726
Cute :3
It looks like my little brother when he was entering puberty
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>>60086731
a lot of the people on that site aren't even beautiful desu

i reckon it'd be pretty easy to trick people into voting you in.
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>>60086725
ay gurrrl how u doin
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>>60086808
>>60086824
ANIME AND DUOLINGO """TB.H"""
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>>60086797
How much did you pay to access the site?
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That's a top tier bunda
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>>60086696
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i guarantee it's poleaboo invading other generals because he's arsepained about being banned
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>>60086811
no it's actually zootopia
i'd rather it was game of thrones
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Brita are obsessed
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>>60086847
it's free to join lad

mates and i decided to sign up and see who would get in
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>>60086889
tatcher was one of the most dangerous pirates
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>>60086873
no, it was me
wasn't even a raid

/brit/ needs diversity
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>>60086854
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gf aol messenger'd me this
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Fantástico
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>>60086606
fuck off m8 cash up front
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>bunda
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>>60086731
You're a fool if you don't understand. Animals go to Germany and Sweden to fuck good looking women.
We perpetuate ugly. We're fine with the world believing we're fugly.
It's not like we have anything to prove.
Our women are horrid though.
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>>60086931
13 million Americans still pay for AOL
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>>60086908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGrE-CoFUs
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>>60086945
Id ravage her down parts with the force of a million tornados.
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Thank u Jesus 4 my momma

Thank u bitches 4 my money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgA4OXcA7Rw

>>60086939
fuck kinda bulk discount is that bruh scoopin 4000 of them shits and u cant work with me?
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>>60086945
ah yes girl gamers
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might play memewatch
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Who can build bridges to cross to the other side of my tooth?
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>>60086945
White grills frame. Brazil likes things a little more African/scoloisis.
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>>60087007
look at that monkey on the right lmao
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>posts with no more than 3 lines
>weal banter
This place looks like /lat/ therefore should be banned
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>>60087033
>tfw have a crown and around 6 fillings
wew
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>>60087027
is it any good?
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>>60087049
IT'S MY FRIEND GF, IGNORE
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>>60087086
why are you yelling?
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>>60087033
It's alright Portugal. We'll still keep spending our money there.
We love you.
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>>60087049
got Lurch on the left, too

Dibs on the middle 2 tho
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>>60087077
its alright
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>>60087057
what is going on in this webm
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>>60087072
>british teeth
Oi m8 is it really that hard to brush your teeth?
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>>60086945
>>60087038
>White grills frame. Brazil likes things a little more African/scoloisis.
She's leaning forward and on the tips of her toes tbqh
Trust me, I'm an expert on all those girly tricks
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Doing a wee
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>>60087027
D.va best girl desu
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>>60087117
middle left is mine lad fuck off
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>>60087057
when the average posts are 3 words long you know the thread is in real shit hours
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>>60087072
That's what you get for not brushing your teeth
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>>60087123
isnt portugal basically third world? i really doubt your dental care is as good as here.
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so lads.

yeah you know when you have that girl who likes you in 6th form and you're like LOL EBIN NO XD VIDYA PLS

then you see her again and she's 9/10 but she has a bf now.

i'm going through that.

hurts man.
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>>60087140
Cool I was thinkin she prolly has another busted face anyway

If it ain't white, it ain't right
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>>60087123
>>60087145
brush them twice a day lads

just have a dreadful sweet tooth (I'm skinny btw)
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>>60087137
good lad
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>>60087146
portugal was controlled by morocco until 1997
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>>60087143
fuck off leaf
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>>60087108
CAPS BROKE, SORRY
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>>60087134
>Trust me, I'm an expert on all those girly tricks
So am I lad, you wouldn't know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU
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>>60087146
Just brush your teeth you fucking paki.

>>60087178
Shit brit genetics
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>>60087158
did you get gud grades?
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>>60087171
bit racist that
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>>60087210
how's that high unemployment and failing economy mate? i doubt you can even afford dental care. also a reminder that portuguese have the lowest IQs in europe
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test
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I know there are memes about every country in Europe being non-white pretty much, but Portugal literally is not white.

They have brown skin, they're hairy, they're unintelligent and they have horrible paki like features.

>>60087203
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>60087253
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>>60087223
I ain't out here boogerwhoopin fuck all that
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il janítoré
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Think I might start up a game of Fallout NV again
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Really hope I match with Emilee lads
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>>60087243
How is the replacement going on ?
>LONDON
You cannoy fabricate this
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>>60087254

But still better than brits
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>>60087302
>>60087273
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>>60087302
bit fat
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>>60087146
My uncle, who is a dentist, receives a lot of foreigners specially Americans and British
They say it's cheaper to come here and receive dental treatment than in their countries
Are dentists really expensive there? We have the best universities in that area and a tooth implant is like USD300 HUEHUHEUHEUHEHU

>>60087143
>when the average posts are 3 words long you know the thread is in real shit hours
No
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>>60087302
wew
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>>60087223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEs
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bost funny pics leik that ayy
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>Portugal's Prime Minister is LITERALLY a Paki
>He looks exactly the same as the rest of the Portuguese people
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP
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>>60087326
that's skinny to a yank
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>brits
>white
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>>60087214
doxable info
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>>60087302
I'd cum on her face everything else is a bit grim
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HOL UP
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>>60087322
He's quick tonight
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>tfw started this
genuinely didn't mean it
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>>60087364
big girls need love 2 man take 1 for the team

heard they appreciate it more when they get it, too
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>>60087326
Low test beta manlet

>>60087364
She has amazing chebs lad
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>>60087362
alright mate, no need to bullshit. you're in good company here anyway: I doubt any of these spackers did any good either
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>>60087328
I dunno about the yanks, but we get subsidised dental care on the NHS and private practices aren't that expensive 2bh.
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>>60087007
Left girl is honestly my favorite
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>>60087379
Cant handle the banter paki
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why are black people so funny lads
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IS YOU SAYIN
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>>60087396
any other pics showing her feet la
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>>60087397
>i'm in good company

i've had various death threats made at me from posters on /brit/ so no I'm not.
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>>60087418
what's that?
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>>60087396
eh they're too big and probably saggy like sleeve of wizard. I'd fug a cute chubby girl but she ain't the one
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>>60087396
Strangely inclined to take her everywhere with me so I can sit on her belly

Looks comfy

too much woman for me though
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>>60087404
NHS dental care doesn't include a lot of things though m8. if you've got a rotten tooth they just take it out they won't put an expensive replacement implant in to replace it
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>>60087341
What kind of music do you like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkF-vxOnk0

>>60087414
Thanks
:DDDDDDDD
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>>60087396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXTKTgArQY
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Look at me I was a brit, now I'm in heaven.
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>Portugal
>White
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>>60087345
CATZ
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>>60087438
>wahhh som1 made deff thweat online
have a word with yourself lad
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>>60087438
lol
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Inshallah the caliphate grows
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>>60087421
Sorry m8 she clearly prefers to focus on her chebs

>>60087447
She's still a young lass I bet they're really nice
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Alright pakis, im out.
Dont ever talk to me or my son ever again.
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>>60087473
Beautiful
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>>60087438
You've had it too good for too long, cunt

Comin at u xx
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>>60086945
More
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>>60087504
HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE BANTER
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>>60087511
careful there m8, he might call the police on you then what
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>>60087500
Fake orange tanned skin is so god damn disgusting
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>>60087449
You must live in a 'pressure' areas like London.
You get everything you need in most other areas. Kids get fillings, braces on the nhs no problem. Just need to be registered.
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quite like brazilian posters

poortugal can fuck off tho
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>>60087531
But you sure can handle my dick.
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>>60086945
White bunda is amazing too
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>>60087534
I'll have to yell "AM I BEING DETAINED?!" across the ocean and ask who signed the warrant.

Brit courts can suck my fat cock.
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>>60087531
I gotta sleep lad.
The raid is over anyways.
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>>60087491
Inshallah
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>>60087465
>that voice
>that humiliation

Unnfff

I would give anything to be with her
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>>60087581
what raid?
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>>60087500
What the hell is wrong with her
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>>60087568
>muh dick
literally a nigger
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>tfw I could crush your mind in a battle of wills with my immense intellect
I have assumed control of all aspects of your life: you are a cockroach under my microscope
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>>60087551
Not him but have you ever been to an NHS dentist before? Do you have the remotest idea of how it works? Because it seems not
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thinking about decompression accidents
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>>60087605
Swine genetics
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>>60087605
That's what a real woman looks like
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>>60087608
At least it's bigger than yours.
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>>60087633
what's the story
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>>60087608
Don't say such things to dad

>Select bananas
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>>60087604
We do not forgive
We do not forget

>>60087651
>Anglo
"""""Women""""
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>>60087660
explosive decompression on an oil rig in the 80's took a couple people out
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>>60087651
t. ameriblob
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>>60087658
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>60087680
t. an ape
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>>60087660
Divers were in a diving bell so they could slowly decompress but there was an accident with the seal when the door closed to they all basically exploded instantly due to some 9 atmospheres of pressure difference
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>>60087693
>that pic

howling
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>>60087651
2 for 1 senpai
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>Woke up at 5pm, going to hop into bed soon at 12pm

dumb sleeping cycles
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>>60087651
>real woman
>a skinny meth addicted bitch
>a fat burger

Okay
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done went and made myself a bratwurst
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>>60087726
Only way to go
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I was going to do a tinder but I don't have any good photos
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>>60087694
>>60087712
what a way to go

at least it'd be quick

was reading about chernobyl yeterday and some lad literally got vaporised.
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>>60087461
>What kind of music do you like?
Fucking Brit metal is dead bro.
It's a shame. We got rekt by europop in the 90's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8NMayki4Uc
Some goth 4U
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I'm hungry and I want a Kebab now.
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>>60087767
Yea I'm sure their families got paid out nicely at least
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>>60087591
>that humiliation
>mfw dick above br average, fit for no reason and kinda pretty
That kind of humiliation never worked for me. I'm more into sniffing butts, piss and liking feet
Whips also accepted
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Hi. I'll be drinking in here because /cum/ is ruined.
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>>60087784
me on the right
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>>60087784
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>60086520
holy shit. You best be in NY.
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fucking JF get out of my thread stop speaking my language fucking go has yourselves you sub humans
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>>60087829
No lad sorry
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>>60087794
Fuck off Yank
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>>60087782
>Fucking Brit metal is dead
you used to be good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm93kv9J7tw
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>>60087633
That happened in Brazil once and 4 men turned into ketchup trough the door, poor guys
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>>60087784
NEED a memester gf
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Can I speak here portuguese with my niggas?
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gimme the loot gimme the loot
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>>60087814
Can you believe they kept that dude alive for something crazy like 30 days just to study his degenerating body.
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fuck OFF FUCK OFF
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>>60087814
I don't even know why they'd try and save someone at that point
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>>60087794
fuck off yank
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>>60087863
Yes
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>>60087863
si senor
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>>60087814
Christ if I'm ever that bad just put me down quickly
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>>60087875
desu all of humanity has benefited so much from that 30 days of torment
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>>60087845
Ok don't ever call me "lad" though. I see your flag, pussy.
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>>60087877
they were studying the effects of lethal doses of radiation in periods of sustainment longer than earlier tests allowed. basically they could keep him alive longer than people exposed to that much radiation were kept alive for previously.
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>>60087875
83 days mate.

Least they put him in a coma.
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>>60087877
they weren't
they were keeping him alive to study him
his DNA was just completely gone, there was no way to save him
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american television is such absolute shit my god
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>>60087903
fuck off back to /cum/ lad
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>>60087883
>>60087888
Obrigado
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>>60087892
... yeah.
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>>60087924
Everything here is shit m8
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going to have to take a benzo feel like I'm losing my mind
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>>60087851
Huge Nephilmboos.
>dat art
Sisters too but Sisters are industrial.
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>>60087911
>>60087917
Bloody hell that's mental but I can understand it, did they learn much?
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>>60087925
You sicken me.
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>>60087927


GIVE ME HER NAME RIGHT. NOW.
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>>60087962
... nah m8 they just wanted to run his ID, make sure he didn't have warrants before they let him go.
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>>60087764
I would post my profile but I don't want to get laughed at
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>>60087968
>>>/int/cum/
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>washing and waxing my gfs dad car, because he asked me to help him
>getting dirt off of his Jeep with this petrol high pressure washer
>gfs dad used to own some boat company so and this was used to get the paint off the old boats so it packs a punch
>cool guy and all
>his wife calls him to go to the front of the house, some friends of his arrived
>all alone with high pressure washer
>their damn dogs keep barking and running around
>absentmindedly I spray the dog for lolz
>mfw it takes it's fucking fur off
>no blood at all (that's not what my american movies taught me)
>dog is shrieking running around trying to lick it's side
>turn off the washer
>I gotta tell it to my gfs dad
>dog is getting quieter by the second so I try to not waste the time
>"Excuse me Mr. GfsDad, I accidentally skinned your dog."
that's probably where you faggots and this place got to me
>start laughing uncontrollably since the sentence just sounds so fucking sci-fi stupid
>probably didn't hear me, so he asks me what did I say
>I tell him that I accidentally skinned their bigger dog with the high pressure washer
well long story short
They kicked me out and my gf (probably ex-gf now) won't pick up the phone, since in /brit/ there are many
autists I came to ask you for some moral guidance.. How should I apologize to her dad (He was pretty mad at me
but he is cool guy so I don't want him to think of me as of some animal abusing maniac)
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>>60087969
I don't know her name.
It's the first and only black girl that I will like
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>>60087978
Oh right, that's a good idea on their part because you can hardly recognise him in the image haha
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>>60087995
My first and only girlfriend was a light skinned black girl. Top qt

There are plenty of great black girls out there desu
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>>60087989
nigga
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>>60087782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dUyc1wR-h0
>>
taken a benzo

Now we wait for the warm fuzziness
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>>60087989
stab him
>>
got 5 tabs of acid for tonight wew
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>>60087962
to an extent but at the same time, he was exposed to a lethal dose of radiation much like men studied prior to him. the only difference was he could be kept alive longer.

you can see both the point and the pointlessness of keeping someone alive that long when previous patients like that died between 3-6 days post exposure. on the one hand, it's interesting to see what happens but the usefulness of it is questionable seeing as he's fucked regardless of how much medical intervention you provide.
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>>60088040
what did you take la
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>>60087989
>"Excuse me Mr. GfsDad, I accidentally skinned your dog."
I lost

>>60088040
It's harder to get benzodiazepines* here than cocaine

*I like how it sounds
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>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric

Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them.

captcha: avenue agree
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pingers
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>>60087957
what is the British Metal scene like now?
desu the last wave of good bands from there I know are all 90s era

its similar here though there is still lots of new good stuff, its just not nearly as outside the box and novel.

Woods of Ypres is my favorite recent group here though they are dead now since Gold died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq9wVsC00PI
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New term of the day lads

Honey ghost: that guy (or girl) that's only around when when you've got money and/or drugs to blow and disappears as soon as it's gone
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>>60087989
m8
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>>60088101
i hate it when british people post in metric tbf
>>
turn 31 in september
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Why are we being ''''''''''''''''''''''''''raided'''''''''''''''''''''''''' right now?
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Why is /cum/ so shit? It's literally awful
>>
https://youtu.be/TX4RK8bj2W0

literally the uk right now
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>>60088073
Some research chem benzo that I've forgotten the name of
>>
my armpits smell like poppers
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>>60088070
Doing a little read about it now, radiation is a horrible way to go, can't imagine what's going through his head as his skin starts falling off
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Really makes u think
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>>60088106
>what is the British Metal scene like now?
I don't believe it exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubJjB95VdY
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>>60088101
FONT
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>>60088159
It was great earlier. Canadians happened though.
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>>60088088
>>60088055
You are not really helping me..
should I get them new dog or something?
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>>60088189
No, it was never great
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>>60088191
what the fuck? did you kill it? if you did then there's no fucking hope
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>>60088106
>what is the British Metal scene like now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5wAbAoUG_0
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>>60088191
You should give them a fur coat
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/cum/ - complete utter mongs
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>>60088171
Libertarian paradise
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>>60088191
just apologize lad ffs
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>>60088191
Get some free carpet samples and glue them onto the dog

Job jobbed
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>>60088228
>>
>>60088219
this
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>>60088207
Was having a lot of great conversation a couple threads back and for most of the day. It's terrible now though. That's why I'm in this less shitty thread at the moment choking back all the vomit at these cringe master Americans using British colloquialisms.
>>
Aari meat
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>>60088210
I don't know, gf is not picking up the phone.
Dont really wanna call the father, her mother was totally spastic and basically called
for lynching, so she is out of the equation as well.
>>60088236
dude it isnt as easy at it sounds
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>>60088166
what site
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>>60088219
Heh
>>
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS HAHA
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>>60087989
bruh.

u fucked up dude.
>>
What would you do if some autistic little cunt came round to your house and killed your dog? I think I'd be looking to at least to beat them unconscious, maybe even a broken bone or two
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>>60088253
fuck off lad
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>>60088258
my advice is don't shoot dogs with high pressure washers anymore
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>>60088265
Doesn't matter because it's illegal as of a couple of days ago innit
>>
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10404421/Boris-I-am-the-only-British-politician-who-will-admit-to-being-pro-immigration.html

and from this link

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2016-05-26a.692.0&s=energy

>“I believe our generation has a historic chance … to build a bridge between the Islamic and the Christian worlds,”

>“What are we saying if we perpetually keep Turkey out of the European Union just because it’s Muslim?”

>the politician said when he called for EU expansion in 2006. He’s now campaigning for Britain to leave the EU.

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2015/09/why-government-wrong-refuse-amnesty-illegal-immigrants

>the upshot is simple. There are “two categories of people in our great city, one group who live normally and another who live in the shadows unable to contribute fully to the rest of society", as Boris Johnson observed in 2009. Two years ago, he said it was “completely crazy” not to introduce an amnesty on illegal immigrants

Why would "based" nige back such a man?
>>
>>60088275
>>60088258
I also dont know if her mother saw me spraying the dog, if she did then all the hope is lost since I cant play it off as "accident"
anymore and by the way she called for murdering me I think she mightve seen it.
>>
might start using "ctfu" ironically
>>
chaps chaps!!!
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>>60088306
Why are you worrying about this drivel at 3am you fucking gimp
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>>60087989
You fucked up

Czech girls are really hot and now you'll be all alone

You really won't be able to atone for the sin of skinning the doggo
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>>60088285
Every time you say "lad" is another decade you remain a virgin.
>>
>>60088306
man how could i get a free lego toy
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>Skins the dog with high pressure washer
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>>60088219
I like it when you post pics of nice places.
>>
>>60088330
Kys
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>>60088342
lost my virginity at 16 m8
>>
>>60088306
Who cares if an irrelevant politician backs Boris?
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>>60088282
My dogs are my buddies, you're either getting stomped out or I'm getting the gun.

>>60088312
Leave a veerrryy apologetic voicemail and offer to pay for vet costs, make sure you emphasize that you're concerned about how the dog is doing.
>>
>>60088292
was it buckledbonzi
>>
>>60088314
I started using emojis and acronyms ironically and now I can't stop. It bothers me that I can't include a hysterical emoji rn
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>>60088335
You think some dude who already lives in cz is going to have any trouble get another czech girl? Imbecile.
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wew
was on point there
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>>60088361
Ahh yes the party leader of a designated major party is irrelevant
>>
>>60088312
Just tell them you meant to spray him away because it was barking and didn't realize it'd hurt him. If that doesn't work you're out of luck
>>
>>60088368
Might've been, why?
>>
>>60088177
Glad Townsend is still about making stuff even if SYL is gone

these guys are pretty top tier even if they are melodic I feel like that's where Metal is growing the most
>>
ooh ah up the ra
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>>60088364
this desu i think if someone intentionally killed my dog i don't think i'd have a problem with killing them
>>
>>60088379
I want a Czech gf
>>
>>60088358
Lies just multiply the time by 10. Better luck in your next life, queer.
>>
>>60088306
A half cuck head of government is better than cuck
>>
>>60088214
Have to drag up old shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
Quality tune but old.
>>
>>60088400
roooooooooooooo
i hate paint
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>>60088219
not bad post for tf
>>
he didn't kill the dog with the power washer he merely skinned it alive
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>>60088413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ6yvfhNzeo

woops lel
>>60088427
Priest, Iron maiden and Black Sabbath are timeless
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>>60088406
>major party
>1 (ONE) MP
>>
8 DOOBIES TO THE FACE NIGGA FUCK THAT
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>>60088421
>go to NYC
>go to Czech/Slovak areas
>flirt until success
So difficult.
>>
LLLLLLADS LLLLLLLLADS
>>
need my willy touched
>>
>>60088420
In the US if you kill a police dog you get the same charge as killing an officer iirc
>>
Meus amiguinhos já foram embora?
>>
>>60088400
is gungeon good?
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>when you go into a petrol station just to pay for fuel or grab some cigarettes and there's some old fucking cunt doing their weekly fucking shop at the counter and chatting away
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>>60088411
This sounds like something that could work. Thanks, will try to play it off tomorrow. Though gf
cucked me not a long ago so this sounds like perfect way how to get rid of her disloyal ass,
I just don't want her dad to hate me and considering I told him I skinned his dog while laughing
my ass off, I don't think he will accept my apologies.
>>60088364
>voicemail
>2016
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>>60088457
shitty system 2bh

4 million people voted for UKIP
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>>60088457
>Designated a major party by ofcom
>Ermm but muh feels?!
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>>60088517
Given those circumstances I just wouldn't ever contact them again 2bh

Dip out of that shit
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>>60088500
>>
I'm going to reheat some dominos lads I'll be right back xx
>>
>>60088282
i'd be a bit more intelligent about it, take a photo of the guy, tell ppl i know and find him and find out who he is to make his and his family's life horrific desu.

e.g petrol bombs through the letterbox, beat his sister or mum up and scar her face.

anyways tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szRJ0mJedKc
>>
>>60088561
>>60088561
>>60088561
>>60088561
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>>60088550
americans should all be killed
>>
>>60088549
Gibe me drugs n burritos huehuehue
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>Why yes my special lady friend, commonly known as a girlfriend, did have sex with another man but I didn't break up with her she was merely following her biological imperative
>>
>>60088550
ayyy I had reheated Pizza Hut for din din tonight
>>
>>60088573
Ahh yes the old petrol bomb through the letterbox and beating up a mum

Heard courts are very sympathetic to that one
>>
>>60088455
Rob inspired and set Pantera on their merry way with a record deal.
That was worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVMvART9kb8
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