Are you watching closely edition
hi how are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxq-wCf5G8o
dappy would be good looking if he wasn't 5'2 irl.
Bunda
could absolutely demolish a curry right now lads
>>60088584
rude ..
>>60088541
Ah, well if the lads who decide what time you're allowed to say fuck and bugger on TV think UKIP are important that definitely outweighs the fact that they have 1 (ONE) and only 1 (ONE) MP in the House of Commons.
*walks toward camera*
Soviet russia > UK
>e.g petrol bombs through the letterbox, beat his sister or mum up and scar her face.
really should sleep
>>60088617
1 > all
making an arrangement
Going to post this /devilish/ looking cat and go to bed. When I wake up I expect to see some entertaining comments in the archived thread.
PLOT TWIST: he skinned the dog on purpose to get revenge on his cheating gf
>UKIP have 1 (ONE) MP
>He is in open rebellion against the leader of his party and is basically just a Euroskeptic Tory
>UKIP are a very, very important and very, very influential party
>>60088643
true
>>60088646
should i buy this
>>60088629
>Cross thread shitty bait at 3 am
Time for you to actually neck yourself
>>60088618
wouldn't care, if someone killed a pet of mine I would happily do time for vengeance.
that scene is butterfly effect pisses the shit out of me.
>>60088682
colonialism was a shit
fancy a late night runt hunt
Catch them when their guard is down
>>60088674
>Skeptic
>>60088684
well, i might be a bit biased, but i think it's fun.
takes a while to git gud though
>Why yes my special lady friend, commonly known as a girlfriend, did have sex with another man but I didn't break up with her she was merely following her biological imperative
>>60088672
I won't deny that I don't like dogs, but I am nowhere near mental to do that willingly.
>north American
>people
:DD
>>60088674
They're influential in the EU parliament, I believe most people are too afraid of letting labour win to vote for them in the UK elections.
Don't really know about the UK politics tho because yank
>>60088703
does that include spanish colonialism?
Trust no one
not even yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxbwj1tC73M
>>60088764
yeah
>>60088738
i liked binding of isaac so i think i would like this
seems a bit expensive though, might get salt & sanctuary instead
>>60088766
reddit: the post
are we being raided by /cum/?
>>60088771
but you wouldnt exist m8. is that what you want?
>>60088703
t. Nation that was founded as a settler colony by europeans
Its 3:20 lads goto bed
>>60088762
Most people who vote for UKIP are former Labour voters, i.e. uneducated working class chavs.
The meme that UKIP steal votes from only the Tories is dead.
>>60088772
eh, i got it on release when it was a bit cheaper. much prefer it to isaac though, movement is a lot more satisfying. far less synergies though, and even then most are hardcoded.
never played salt and sanctuary, might check that out when i get sick of this.
>>60088811
fuck off mum
>>60088790
>>60088795
>mfw you are right
fucking pirates...but i still believe your colonialism was shit
>>60088749
lad stop being an ambiguous little baiting cunt
1. did you kill the dog?
2. after you saw the high pressure washer remove fur from the dog, did you continue to do this?
ahhh yes the benzo has kicked in
Wonderful
Very impressive
>>60088811
watching a programme on the KKK
>>60088812
>Most people who vote for UKIP are former Labour voters
Sounds like bollocks to me
>>60088811
too busy watching kpop videos
alri lids
need job suggestions
want to move out of me parents house
keep in mind i have no skills and no education and am ineligible to join the military
>>60088685
>you're wrong because it's 3AM
>>60088842
>watching channel 5
end your life.
>>60088877
sell xanax
>>60088881
who is him?
xDDDD
>>60088812
the working class have a better idea of what's happening to this country than middle-class twats in their comfortable white neighbourhoods
>>60088833
>but i still believe your colonialism was shit
If we colonised there, you'd be like a New Zealand.
>>60088877
Learn about guns and work in a gun shop, or machining too and make guns
Literally be able to fall for the machine operator gimmick
>>60088888
congratulations
>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them.
>>60088903
No they're just low information mongs who are easily manipulated.
>>60088888
t. bbc3 watcher
>>60088783
bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD7J1uHNgKw
>>60088929
fuck off already
>>60088914
i would not exist
>>60088895
I want Brits cock so much burrito
>>60088881
>You replied so you must be the same person
Ebin
>>60088836
1. I don't know if I killed the fucking dog, I told what I did to gfs dad, we walked back to the scene, gfs mother arrived
and started shilling and stuff. The dog was lying there with half of his right side from front leg to back leg exposed.
I would say it did not kill it.
2. Of course I fucking didn't dude, do you think I was fucking standing there spraying the dog down? The whole thing happened
in one brief press of the trigger.
![1464570936632[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7LDJTsJ.jpg "1464570936632[1].jpg")
>>60088929
>untouchable permavirgins
hahaha so wrong
have a pic of my gf collection lad
>>60088934
just wait until the rasheeds roll up in your neighbourhood and turn it into new pakistan. but by that point it'll be too late.
wind your neck in
Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.
Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.
>>60088934
Ah yes, the 'working class can't think good' meme
The daily mail bullshit is LITERALLY doing this ro the middle classes
>>60088608
Don't even know her name but I have her bj video
>>60088950
>>60088927
can I have a rare yellow face man meme pls
>>60088888
Nice bong you got here
>>60088903
Guess that's why the majority of them will still vote labour then lmfao
>>60088929
You lads say banter now. Bantz and, can't handle the bantz in regular discussion.
Why are we so influenza to you when you hate us?
>>60088967
Only 3 is hot, 2 may be but I can't see her face
>>60088939
Source on that girl
>>60088967
one on the right actually looks like a chimp
>>60088981
14yo me
>>60088973
>>60088987
wheeeeeeee hahaha
Wanna have a go on my slide? :)
I'll race you!
>>60089029
>>60089017
r8 my sheila m8
>>60088967
So every pic you download is your GF? Very constructive means of coping with PERMANENT VIRGINITY, I say. Ku-dos, my dude.
Are you watching closely anons?
>>60089035
He was never funny. I suspect he never will be.
>>60089028
yea thinking about letting her go haha
>>60089017
1 is my favorite because I have a fetish for braces heh
>>60089003
>You lads say banter now.
What? It's an everyday word here.
>>60089040
cheers miguel
>>60089084
nope, my name is alberto ;))
yanks are not welcome here
when corbyn gets elected you'll be banned from these threads
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>60089083
Exactly.
Either you hate dad or you don't. Which is it?
>>60088960
Yeah it's not looking good for you, honestly, I'd apologise with all your sincere heart but also, expect not to get back with your gf.
You have to remind them you had an innocent mind and had no intention of hurting their dog but only wanted to play with him.
How long have you known their dog? Recite some good memory you have with you and their dog, if it includes the gf, even better. Make one memory up if you have to (don't include gf if you're making it up though).
Go there teary though, fuck being a man about this, you're going to give them bitch tears and not even care.
>>60089108
Well said comrade
>>60089115
FOY
>>60089020
some black girl
source: 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBJfHuyGpsI
taken my calcium and vitamin d
now im ready for bed
XLIV
>>60089108
If he turned the UK into a republic would the queen still be the queen of all of the other cunts she's queen of?
>>60089140
vittamins
>>60088939
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD7J1uHNgKw
This is good shit.
Literally the worst time of day for /brit/
>>60089117
I don't even... It's always been a regular word here. If anything, I think you're inadvertently saying that you guys learned the word "banter" from us.
>>60088960
why wouldn't you say you dropped the gun and when you went to catch it, you grabbed the trigger mechanism and it fired diagonally and clipped the dog
fuck you're a dumb cunt ay
I'm about to get so high lads haha x
WE ARE ALL AMERlCAN PEOPLE
>>60089140
dont forget to take zinc for your male health x
>>60089052
Literallu English mate, only been here 3 weeks.
I'd say she's better than any Kiwi bird I've seen so far
shorty wanna kiss me but I know she sucking dick
>>60089166
please just fuck off
are you really so arrogant as to think that america is ground zero for everything popular in culture
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history
>Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
>>60089205
wait what? You're the one who's talking like it's some fresh new word, just added to the lexicon. It's just a normal word here. If it's new to you, what does that tell you?
PIRATES...
smoking some crack
>>60089233
Why would save this
>>60089233
as Roosevelt or whoever said the average American is above average
the average American 4chan poster is below average
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
yanks OUT
>>60089233
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history
Vietnam and Somalia were a failure
>>60089257
smoking a cheeky crack rock desu
is the new top gear any good? it looks like it's more than just a couple straight white men so i'm sure it has a more varied and interesting set of woldviews
not liking all the JFs in here rn t b h lads
>>60089271
This is 4chan. Never forget that nor all the implications attached to that fact.
Business idea: marry Taylor Swift
Hi
>>60089294
D I V E R S E
look at that massive cuck in the middle
you know his girl is the dominant partner in the relationship and he lets her cheat to her heart's content
WE ARE ALL AMERlCAN PEOPLE
>>60089166
>It's always been a regular word here
In the states? lolno.
Are you going to say now it's been an American thing longer than a couple of years ago?
You lads had hourly threads mocking us, straya and Ireland for this thing you never got called 'banter'
lol okay.
>>60089294
yeah I really enjoyed it, it was good that the show finally reflected the multi-ethnic and multi-cultural society we now live in
>>60089233
k lol
Right lads that's fucking it.
I visit this general on another board a lot, not telling you which, and these cunts keep posting their shit and being obnoxious as fuck, completely ruining the flow of the threads, so I've decided to take matters into my own hands and shitpost/false-flag the fuck out of them until they are shunned every time they pop their mugs into the threads.
It's not my first rodeo removing things I don't like from discussion.
>>60089294
no it was quite dire
joey was bad
>>60089285
You replied to him, like a fucking melt. Well done.
>>60089314
there are many implications - what are some specific to your point?
Alri lad
>>60089233
>51% of the world economy
Try 25% as a absolute maximum
>>60089294
i'm glad this shit is already widely disliked.
can't wait for the amazon series
Today's agenda got the suitcase up in the Sentra
>>60089354
fuck off you Samoan sub-human
Never ever reply to me again
>>60089294
>cheeky
THAT FUCKING DOES IT.
ALL Americans out of this thread. This place is a bad influence on you spineless homosexual fagfish.
>>60089294
here's the edit from pol
literally baiting people with one of riley's 5 year old pastas in 2016
WHAT A LITTLE LEGEND
>>60089393
Replying.
>>60089357
Alri
>>60089386
The problem in somalia is various groups keep trying to create government
>>60089386
TRUMP FAGS BTFO
>>60089406
didnt Riley become a literal crack head
>>60089386
>this is a 10/10 in britain
>>60089406
He looks so young there.
>>60089397
everyone is a bit gay lad xx
>>60089422
What kind of libertarian unironically believes in trademark law?
>>60089433
no
most of the sheeple round here actually believe he was "josh smuin" when it was nothing but a diversionary tactic.
>>60089433
did he?
Need a bf to cuddle :'(
Viggo Mortensen is really good in GI Jane tbqh
>>60089355
Guess I can't speak for other countries but this place has always been the cesspool of human failure for America. Before foreigners were allowed here this place was only a couple steps above deep web tier outcasts. A haven for homosexuals, autistic retards and anime weirdos. That's still mostly true but now there's foreigners too.
>>60089486
please be in london
>>60089497
I'd suck his left nipple if you know what I'm saying
Good day.
The pre-existing Guys Fawkes facepiece and symbol of the Anonymous Federation has unfortunately aged beyond feasible use to a state of obsoletation.
The design shall be hencewith replaced by nominal designate: 'Sinister Chin-Man'. An example of the said 'Sinister Chin-Man' can observable adjacentally.
'Chin-Man' is a pun of 'Chan-Man', and thus is intellectually superious to previous facepieces, and its relevance is also thus thereforth dramatically increased to incapsulate all channel users in a cross-websiteal demographic.
You have hence been advised.
We have not forgotten.
We will not forget.
We will have not forgiven.
>>60089447
Riley was so good back in proto/brit/
He hated us. It was a reason to call in when things were otherwise mediocre.
I miss him, I always say it.
>>60089524
pic was the birth of the L O N D O N meme for you new kids btw
>>60089524
>that was 6 years ago
fucking hell end me
But you know he'll always keep moving
gimmicks
>>60089561
I'll gimmick your mother
>>60089561
*crowd laughs and applauds*
>>60089447
this isnt him btw
tyranny is a necessity
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps
Please tell me why the birds sing so, /brit/. Do they merely intend to deprive me of sleep? I bought an air rifle to shoot them but now I can't go through with it
>>60089599
>tyranny is a necessity
Is riley a meme again?
>>60089608
this is the funniest fucking unfolding gimmick
>>60089608
Just stun them. Aim for the brain.
>>60089619
are you riley
I'm beginning to prefer arse to chebs lads
Am I becoming a nigger?
Full time internship for all summer lined up.
Never worked a day in my life and don't want to. Starting to think about telling the company I changed my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4
how can white brits even compete?
>>60089656
>be in 8 inch heels
>nice arse
ahh yes, very impressive.
>>60089656
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjRUee5S44w
>>60089677
WONT GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>>60089591
Oh that's the Riley mate. That's our tripfag from /sp/ and /int/ years back. He got doxxed and we saw his jewtube vids.
Maybe you've got it wrong.
>>60088934
t. Labour party high ranking member
>>60089656
I prefer arse to chebs too but I don't think it's a nigger thing because fat arses are disgusting, I prefer a nice small fit arse instead
what's UKIP?
>>60089707
that's josh smuin mate, a different person that riley let you believe was actually him. he truly was a rusemaster of epic proportions? don't believe me? search facebook for josh smuin and see how much of a fucking mouth-breather he is. there's no way he was the mastermind that tormented /sp/ and /int/ for months.
>>60089656
Arse is the gentleman's fetish, chebs are for Jews and Welshman
>>60089656
you're not truly an ass man until you're reached climax to bread
>>60089724
fuck off spic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfIba4NNjc
>Arse is the gentleman's fetish
well good morning
>>60089774
alri sam
>>60089767
that's bread?
>>60089769
DO NOT ANGRY HAHAHA
>>60089773
never knew niggers were such gentlemen
>>60089556
this
![sMJUA6X[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fVu4kFb.jpg "sMJUA6X[2].jpg")
>>60089750
>Arse is the gentleman's fetish, chebs are for Jews and Welshman
Small chest is greater than any other female bodily accomplishment
>>60089796
idk what the fuck it is its some crazy gook shit but i like it
>Americans ITT using british colloquialisms
>>60089789
you reckon I should prove that's not my name or just let it ride?
>>60089801
*DO NOT GET
>>60089816
Fuck off nigger
>>60089809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>0:07
>>60089741
Your mum was a Brit and dad a yank or vice versa? It's been a while.
>>60089696
Name of the girl?
>>60089819
they say you got doxxed. i dont personally believe it, just rolling with the memes
>>60089827
You'd better learn to use commas, spic. They don't exist for no reason.
>>60089591
Did you think we'd forget?
>>60089859
Hailey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTexyI49EJs
>>60089871
alri, as names go I suppose it's not a bad one.. at least I haven't been dubbed Rasheed Rasherson or something.
Watching jedi mind tricks used by Trump in debates on YouTube.
He's a master really, he's a master, no he really is. Donald Trump is a master. If I can master his techniques then I'll become a master like Donald is a master
Why would anyone want to dox Thailand? He's generally a brotier poster
>>60089887
yanki puto
Recommended for you: Disturbed
>>60089899
Cheers for the choon m8
Defo gonna have that playing during my next squat session
>>60089899
Quit posting more tunes Canuck. One at a time, Jesus.
>>60089923
Noticed there's always a flare up anytime I do anything, this is the calls backlash.
>>60089899
Part II featuring Sir Christopher Lee (rip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SejsRiaVRqI
>>60089920
trump's relatively shit at debates though. he needs time to sit back and plan and he's not a career politician like the others on the stage
>>60089923
this tbqh he's made some nice original stuff. made me smile way more than anybody else. although why he has so much spare time remains a mystery
>>60089943
You failed!
>>60089943
NO MOMMY DON'T
>>60089943
DROWNING DEEP IN MY SEA OF LOATHING
tinychat dot com slash kullesdrum
join us lads
He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
>>60089992
broken your servant i kneel
(will you give in to me)
Hate to admit it but Americans really ruin this thread
*drops the mic*
>>60089973
Thailad Fact #23: He outsources his work to local slaves he keeps in his house.
tinychat dot com slash kullesdrum
join us lads
>>60090026
Brazilian metal is pretty dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syreby0P5Mg
What should I decorate my room with lads? union jack or is that too pleb tier?
>>60090064
mariedoll is a thick girl xD
>>60090067
sounds alri if it's not OTT like flag wall paper or something.
>>60090067
Even non Brits have union jacks in their bedroom. Get your football team on there unless you support Arsenal
>>60090026
*teleport behind you*
Nothin personnel just freedom kiddo
*feeds you burgers at ridiculously low prices until you become obese*
willy's out
What are your thoughts on Chicago-style pizza?
>>60090094
are you sam davis
Why are mexicans and /cum/ tier yanks in here? IIRC there are only 2 (or maybe 3 at absolute most) yanks who have a /brit/ pass
Yanks actually think they're wanted here. You're just being used to keep the general alive till our Brit lads wake up
>>60090067
Union Jack is good
I have an American flag in my room and want to get some different historical American flags
>>60090123
it looks good
>>60090134
i've already said that /cum/, /lat/, /rus/ and /brit/ are my favorite generals
>>60090153
Buy a pass or fuck off, spic
>>60090171
>>60090094
Alright sam, it'll just be a normal sized flag desu
>>60090101
Manchester United desu
>>60090139
is this edited?
>>60089956
>Christopher Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bu6LTiZZac
>>60090134
>IIRC there are only 2 (or maybe 3 at absolute most) yanks who have a /brit/ pass
Can I see the yank posts you enjoy? If I'm not among them I'd like to emulate them more strongly, along with maybe posting more of that kevin guy.
